The first woman sounded like she didn’t even know her own question

@traze2963

4 жыл бұрын

What a confusing question

@oddzzyy5649

4 жыл бұрын

WTF is she saying

@r_bs030

4 жыл бұрын

I think she means categories that define you as a customer. For example, if you like posts that are about cars, Facebook may use that information for targeted advertising, or sell this information to other companies, that you are interested in cars.

@alegria1813

4 жыл бұрын

Cause she didn't

@lukeschelter5565

4 жыл бұрын

@@r_bs030 right, she made sense to me

"Could you kill someone" "We could but we wouldn't" "Ahh but you could"

@dLzzzgaming

4 жыл бұрын

this smells like propaganda, because when Kennedy asked him if he could pull his """personal file""" and he said he technically could but wouln't, they actually did do that, expect it wasn't specific files, it was a whole bunch of their user's data which they sold to Cambridge analitica. Listen, the senators here are confused and asking questions that are out of their depth, but this video makes it look like they're all stupid and that Zuck didn't do anything wrong and it's stupid to even question that, which is absolutely NOT the case. This smells so much like propaganda it's insane that people here seem to be focusing solely on the fact that old people aren't great with new technology.

@leaillex

4 жыл бұрын

@@dLzzzgaming it's not so much propaganda, but more so that these people in power did not take any time to do any research on the topic, and made fools out of themselves. The video is for the entertainment and horror of the public.

@Lucas-jq6kk

4 жыл бұрын

they're incapable of comprehending technology which makes them incapable of dealing with the crook featured on the video

@Lucas-jq6kk

4 жыл бұрын

dude even said he doesn't sell user data and the idiots here eating all that up lmfao

@whatisreality9808

4 жыл бұрын

@@Lucas-jq6kk they are obviously forcing him (or trying) to let Zuckerberg give straightforward answers, so they can use it as evidence against him when he is guilty of said crimes. And well because he said he didn't do it we should all believe him, like a murderer would say he is guilty straight away lmao.

Alternate title: Uneducated elderly politicians confuse a reptilian.

@siddheshpawar43201

2 ай бұрын

He is a mammal not reptile. What is a reptilian?

@Viktorreznov1942

2 ай бұрын

@siddheshpawar43201 You are why reptilians are a problem, they've infiltrated us and most people like you deny their threat.

@desertfox20

2 ай бұрын

​@@siddheshpawar43201The joke is that Zuck is a lizard

@idk9759

2 ай бұрын

You basically just answered your question​@@siddheshpawar43201

@BartSimpson23Feb

2 ай бұрын

Lizards are mammals?​@@siddheshpawar43201

The fact that Zuck seemed like the only actual human in there is scary

@johanliebert8708

8 ай бұрын

Fr considering he is a lizard

@shadow_rune6178

4 ай бұрын

I can't even trust this cause it was made by CNN.

@aaaaaa-hh8cq

4 ай бұрын

​@@johanliebert8708lmao

@halladba101

2 ай бұрын

I thought it was the other way around 😭

@ATTIQOP

2 ай бұрын

his hair never grows more than that 😮

Notice how all of them are too old for technology so they are basically asking him how to use facebook

@Scot_Tz

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@marukchozt6744

4 жыл бұрын

a lot of Facebook users don't know Facebook run ads for the money either

@Scot_Tz

4 жыл бұрын

@@marukchozt6744 Yeh I thought I was just to personally piss me off! Like youtube

@yasins8388

4 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard xD

@I-M-Achilles

4 жыл бұрын

Notice how he dodges every question that would get him into truble if he says yes but he cant prove it false.

He honestly looks like he is about to cry at their stupidity

@stevesalt9005

4 жыл бұрын

Senater we run ads 😂

@obi-wankenobi9743

4 жыл бұрын

Steve Salt he looked like he was genuinely going to piss himself when he said that😂

@valerista4269

4 жыл бұрын

Stop calling people stupid just because they didn't study ICT in Harward ok? They are not your typical 20 y. olds

@obi-wankenobi9743

4 жыл бұрын

Valerianann no because there asking stupid questions to an intremely intelligent man. They don’t have had to gone to university to know their stupid questions

@BLSX1

4 жыл бұрын

@@valerista4269 they could at least consult their questions from an ICT/Engineers so that their questions is at least understandable by someone who is working in a tech company. These senators is using some kind of illogical or generic questions that a tech expert might not understand.

Came back here, after the Tiktok congress testimony

@MrCwhshredguy88

Жыл бұрын

Same

@arnavkmr3895

Жыл бұрын

The fact that these questions look tame and sensible compared to the shenanigans of the ticktock congress is wild

@lyrablack9169

3 ай бұрын

@@arnavkmr3895 Are you Chinese? Senator I'm Singaporean. It's a yes or no question. No, I'm Singaporean. Are you a part of the CCP? **deep inhale** Senator. I'm *Singaporean* .

@madensmith7014

3 ай бұрын

​@@arnavkmr3895 they had 5 years to learn from their hilarious attempt at questioning Google and Facebook to become funnier

@suntzu6122

Ай бұрын

@@lyrablack9169 TikTok is still CCP spyware what is your point? The fact you missed this is honestly incredible.

1:41 dude is asking a perfectly legitimate question

@MrDragonorp

Жыл бұрын

True, yeah.

@tackier52

Жыл бұрын

@@el_precich Nope that was valid too

@stormcry0

Жыл бұрын

@@tackier52 valid but based on ignorance, anyone with experience in digital advertisement knows no data is sold, rented or given away, and neither do we need it because what we care is reaching the right people and for that we need the channels (websites/social media) and not just the raw data. I couldnt care less what or who You are, what I care as advertiser is when and what a pool of people with similar interests as what I believe is my ideal customer is doing online so I can show ads of My product to them at the exact moment they are most interested in it.

@delicious9930

Жыл бұрын

@@tackier52 Not valid at all lol - If in the agreement some data are to be shared with third parties, then you give your consent to that and FB isn’t responsible anymore. If I call my travel agency and I book a flight ticket, and they tell me that my consent to share my information to the hotel is required (to which I agree), then the hotel is now responsible for this information - My travel agency can’t do anything to « claw it back ». At some point I can ask my travel agency to delete their file on me, which they will do, but they can’t do it for third parties (humanly impossible to do that with the current technology anyway). Same can be applied anywhere

@NerdyStarProductions

Жыл бұрын

I think the question is just highlighted because it led to "but you rent data"... which is just a nonsense idea

Mark looks like he's trying his hardest not to laugh.

@fairnut6418

4 жыл бұрын

his*

@SirKolass

4 жыл бұрын

I don't think the lizards programmed him to laugh.

@cmsandi9557

4 жыл бұрын

If I were him I would literally ran away laughing

@torosonce7416

4 жыл бұрын

@@fairnut6418 no, it is correct. it is he's because it means he is

@sweetbabyrays9238

4 жыл бұрын

100% especially the last question!

Those senators r the type of people who put a ruler under their pillow to see how long they slept

@hananbr2451

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated aF🤣

@subhasisbiswas1113

4 жыл бұрын

Best comment so far 😂😂

@somedude3072

4 жыл бұрын

They didn't have rulers in school

@SG-yt5ks

4 жыл бұрын

omg

@cedricthomassiew9513

4 жыл бұрын

Lol this is GOOD

I feel like I'm watching a nine-year-old walking his grandparents through using a smart TV.

This is an absolutely top tier example of low intelligence in high places , the older I get the more I realise that all those people in positions of power and authority who we once thought must be almost infinitely more qualified and intelligent than us are just ordinary people who stepped on the right rung of the right ladder at the right time , and almost always with a little help to get them there

@lordlopikong6940

10 ай бұрын

Say all you want but once they step in and deal with problems specific to thier field of expertise they are in essence unreplacable by anymore even less competent than them

@danitho

9 ай бұрын

​@@lordlopikong6940 This is such an important distinction. There is definitely a gap in understanding when it comes to technology that can have very negative affects when it comes to making policies. But that doesn't mean these people are stupid. It means they're not knowledgeable in this field. And it probably means, with the way technology is shaping our world, we probably need to update our methods of governing as well. Not that these people are stupid.

@rihaaj2594

5 ай бұрын

... This is their field of expertise. @@lordlopikong6940

“I do not believe we have the right to do that” “But you have the ability” I have the ability to rob a bank

@enixine1266

4 жыл бұрын

I have the ability to go skydiving without a parachute once

@dLzzzgaming

4 жыл бұрын

No, you don', that's the difference, they have the ability to sell their user's data without any actual regulation behind it, which they fucking did, they sold their user's data too CA to be used in propaganda campaings, it's like you idiots watch one youtube video about senator's looking confused about what the new tech is about and you forget that Mark actually did do the things that they are trying to figure out if he can do.

@realbabyeater

4 жыл бұрын

dLzzz. Judas Ezekiel nobody said he didnt...

@Lucas-jq6kk

4 жыл бұрын

he did deny all of it even though any user knows this to be the exact case

@dLzzzgaming

4 жыл бұрын

@@realbabyeater No, people are just acting like it isn't a big deal, when it is a big deal, and acting like just because he can, doesn't mean he won't, implying there's no need for regulation or someone overseeing what facebook is doing. Are you kidding me? We are replying to someone who compared Mark's ability to sell data to his own ability to rob a bank, how can you not understand how stupid that is?

He looks like he's using all of his strength to not burst out laughing

@aaronroder2967

3 жыл бұрын

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@user-mp3eh1vb9w

3 жыл бұрын

@@aaronroder2967 плыщп ылыщфзу потаджф

@Eccentech

3 жыл бұрын

Robots don't have emotion...

@manhmario1500

3 жыл бұрын

@@Eccentech what if.. Those people were so dumb even a robot had to hold its laugh

@Phloob_

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao he cant laugh

1:18 killed me Mark: That would be a breach Kennedy: *That would be a breach* Never seen someone's ego crumble so easily over someone answering a question they asked

Senator:-You're supposed to say yes. Mark:- Am not programmed to behave like that.

It's like grandparents asking their grandchildren about the latest tech

@peplajso

4 жыл бұрын

You really think theyre so fucking stupid that they cannot put words together to create better questions ? Maybe you dont know what youre talking about, get some factsz for instance - watch The Great Hack, then talk . .

@ch1dori

4 жыл бұрын

@@peplajso Tfu, ft.

@deadpixel-bt7rw

4 жыл бұрын

My grandmother has a much better understanding than even this... this unbelievably painful

@jacksonb5377

4 жыл бұрын

@@peplajso what tf is up with you, you do know what a joke is right?

@swaggershatter2529

4 жыл бұрын

Peter Menovník ok BOOMER

I feel like Mark lost a couple of braincells After those stupid questions

@DarthRaichu

4 жыл бұрын

xi Rx4pex LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

@ethanhellwig7744

4 жыл бұрын

DarthWill77 it's not that funny chill

@tega588

4 жыл бұрын

A couple? More like alot I'm losing braincells now after hereing this

@TerryTettey

4 жыл бұрын

Cells? I hope ur talking about batteries or transistors cause I'm convinced he ain't human, or a living thing 😶

@TJ-tl8ol

4 жыл бұрын

Terry Tettey lol

This is funnier than TikTok's.

Sometimes it feels pretty dumb that we've got a bunch of old people in charge of a society that has completely different values and interests from them.

@zoviqi2388

Ай бұрын

It does... now that you are saying it... I felt it even more and think about it more... That makes so much sense

This is why I never argue with old people. They just don't agree.

@cheska160

4 жыл бұрын

True...my grandma is like one of these old people...

@KyleFran

4 жыл бұрын

Eldery must pass way soon

@dingdong8629

4 жыл бұрын

Chocolate we still have grandparents, calm down buddy

@evanderholyfield7611

4 жыл бұрын

So true.

@aaaaaa-yj2mb

4 жыл бұрын

Not old people..politicians. And you are from India, you should understand that.

Mark: "Senator, we run ads." Senator: *deep confusion*

@vertie2090

4 жыл бұрын

Senator (thinking): _got you now boy!!_

@pythonl0rd584

4 жыл бұрын

he said it as stuck up yet professionally sounding as he could lmao.

@christian-qz1yj

4 жыл бұрын

Apol

@bengolan8641

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@BRN497

4 жыл бұрын

😵

Congress: Would you share confidential files? Zucc: No, of course not. Congress: But *could* you do it. Zucc: I mean technically yes because the data lies around somewhere in my system. Congress: Wait that's illegal

3:15 mark's face blank for like two seconds🤣

I kinda feel sorry for him, he’s literally just tech support for boomers at this point

@everyone343

4 жыл бұрын

@Archie Redfern imagine having that much money but still having to work as tech support for boomers

@westonwheeler2311

4 жыл бұрын

@@everyone343 I would gladly be tech support for boomers if it meant I would have 50 billion fuckin dollars.

@sebastiankolter

4 жыл бұрын

everyone hahahaha fk man true

@koyega

4 жыл бұрын

@Archie Redfern net worth isn't money in the bank bro

@mejaiisraa2219

4 жыл бұрын

@@koyega right ? Litteraly everyone thinks rich people like besos have 122 billion chilling in the bank

Me: Would you wanna go on a date with me? Every girl: 0:49

@peterdavis9837

4 жыл бұрын

DasDas I’m dead😂😂

@RakibHasan-jt8hv

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣that was cool

@2das

4 жыл бұрын

I've changed the question to "Would you wanna go on a date with me?" so the questions after now make it way more funnier 😂😂 "Could you if, not, not, could you, not would you do it, could you do it?" 😂😂😂😂

@marcusdoherty9139

4 жыл бұрын

Most underrated comment here

@LucaBrasi0

4 жыл бұрын

Yo DasDas., that was good :D

Mark almost blacked out from the serveral dumb questions being asked when mark said ''yes congress women'' i literally lmfao😂😂

Poor dude I also have a bit of social anxiety… and seeing him just stand there with his brain melting down…

“Would you kill someone?” “No” “Would you have the ability to kill someone” “Yes, I guess” “You are going to jail”

@twisterrrrr

3 жыл бұрын

Exactlyy 😂 it was like asking a cop if he could one day just say 'fuck it' and shoot up an orphanage. Like yeah he technically could but why tf would he do that, these questions man 🤡

@NikolaBlahBlahh

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah just copy the top comment and change it a bit.

@Truthholder345

3 жыл бұрын

One day this comment will get above 1 k likes

@albusdumbledore9492

3 жыл бұрын

Iron man no

@janieblade5150

3 жыл бұрын

I recommend you guys to Edwardmajerch on Instagram he is a professional in all kinds of hacking.

"Have you murdered someone" "No, that's a breach" "Not would you, could you?" "In theory, yes." "You're a murderer."

@user-cs6bg4zp5q

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@ajss5884

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@evyataravidan

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@darkassassin5781

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-cs6bg4zp5qi

@lumo9435

3 жыл бұрын

ok, if someone has a nuke but not gonna use it, are they innocent?

The data breach question is actually important, since that is the type of stuff that fuels people using services like Signal.

@philipdeluca2077

Жыл бұрын

That senator doesn't ask a breach question.

The music makes it even funnier 😂

And you guys are still wondering why he looks dead inside.

@kingarthur8616

4 жыл бұрын

Nicholas Berry he looks like Data from star trek

@lzamora470

4 жыл бұрын

Hes on stimulants

@sadieabbott4986

4 жыл бұрын

Little robots inside his body trying to figure out what the most human reaction would be

@ethanmantanona2122

4 жыл бұрын

It's cause he has to deal with dumb questions from these people

@rk3246

4 жыл бұрын

King Arthur The resemblance is uncanny they even talk and act similar. Lol.

Zuck is like "I dont understand the question" and the senator is like "yea me too :c"

@maleehaaamir665

5 жыл бұрын

😂

@vilaiphornchheun3853

5 жыл бұрын

jerry han 😂😂

@abdullahaldossary3584

5 жыл бұрын

🤣

@boiiii9042

5 жыл бұрын

Fr tho its embarassing, what more if these guys have acess to missile launch codes boy we're in danger.

@fr0ntend

5 жыл бұрын

Me neither*

"Senator the system is in the data so...". was the moment you can really tell how hard it was for mark to keep a straight face.

The question regarding deleting the data from Facebook, I think that it is not that easy to just erase data .. it depends on where are the data stored and other factors, so technically I believe that even ourselves somehow don’t have the access to delete the data.

Imagine having these people running a country. Oh wait....

@piyush6631

5 жыл бұрын

This is really underrated 😂

@lucaslayton3974

5 жыл бұрын

America is great again. Well done.

@Mavenlands

5 жыл бұрын

Kirsten Lee shut up

@ItsMeJessieAndArii

5 жыл бұрын

Baguett oh yeah, because knowing about Facebook is what’s going to run our country

@baguett123

5 жыл бұрын

@@ItsMeJessieAndArii knowing about technology is kinda key when running a country in 2019

Senator - Could you kill a man Policeman - no sir I wouldn’t Senator - but you have the aBiLiTy Mark has god tier level of patience

@bigmikeplayrunna6319

5 жыл бұрын

Abhishek Sathe but you have the ability to

@KentoNishi

5 жыл бұрын

He's not god level he's lizard robot level

@elliotblack9676

5 жыл бұрын

but the question is actually COULD you, not would you, so zuccs answer was wrong

@abhisheksathe123

5 жыл бұрын

@@elliotblack9676 a policeman carries a gun, so he COULD kill an innocent man if he wants to but he wouldn't. its the same kinda question they asked him

@ankurtewatia6660

5 жыл бұрын

It's a really stupid comparison. Killing people is illegal if you don't know already.

The first one with the data categories had me laughing so hard!

3:11 my respect for mark just went rocket with his patience and the ability to not laugh 💀

Police: Did you kill the man? Suspect: No. Police: You were supposed to answer yes to that question.

@AdrianNomada

4 жыл бұрын

"Shit now i have to actually work and investigate"

@nickazrael

4 жыл бұрын

*laugh in the background

@whatwhatwhatwhat3953

4 жыл бұрын

And just when I thought I was stupid 😂

@Gamepro5

4 жыл бұрын

No, he said that because he wanted Zuckerberg to stroke America's ego.

@marenfowler6320

4 жыл бұрын

Gamepro5 i believe he only said that because him saying yes pertained to a follow up question

"hOw MaNy cAtEgOrIeS dO yOu sToRe"

@PennyHerbst

4 жыл бұрын

Tbh I think this was the only sane question in this video.

@deafharp8944

4 жыл бұрын

What's wrong with the question? I thought it was obvious what she was asking. How many unique data "categories" or "data points" does FB track per user?

@kaleoscreations8069

4 жыл бұрын

Deafharp Facebook stores everything you’ve ever posted to it, every like and comment you’ve ever done. Basically any action you take on the platform is stored somewhere. “How many data categories” doesn’t make any sense, the question would have to be more specific

@PennyHerbst

4 жыл бұрын

It makes perfect sense to ask how many and what features are stored and for how long. What you are talking about - likes and posts - is the bare minimum to operate facebook and not really interesting.

@kloggm4874

4 жыл бұрын

@@PennyHerbst I've done these things myself and only on a small scale. For certain items I had about 20-30 categories, for others less. Even if the woman specified the answer to a specific field, it's probably hard to answer without looking it up. For facebook it's probably hundreds and hundreds of categories and I'm not even talking about categories that are made up by computers. If you work with machine learning, it could be that you can't even say how many there are, because a human wouldn't know how they function and because you don't know how they overlap.

The second one nearly killed me from laughing

"Your supposed to say yes to this question." This phrase means, I am ignorant to the abilities of other countries, never really left the US to get some intracultural education, and still I can decide about war and peace because for some weird reason, I got elected to one of the most powerful parliaments in the world. So educational.

I'm scared that the people making our laws have never used technology

@kaskso349

4 жыл бұрын

* don't know how to

@pearvalorant8404

4 жыл бұрын

They passed net neutrality

@muhammadrahim4712

4 жыл бұрын

@T E stfu karen you fucking boomer piece of shit

@DigoWarzone

4 жыл бұрын

T E ok boomer

@goatseatsoatsk2255

4 жыл бұрын

@T E oh hello Karen! Are you a boomer?

Senator: *asks stupid question* Mark: I'm not sure what that means? Senator: Checkmate.

@azmainkhan9998

3 жыл бұрын

That's the Davie504 move 😏😏

@Ghost-eb7xq

3 жыл бұрын

2.3k likes and 1 reply? What the

@DrBoRa1

3 жыл бұрын

Ghost I thought U were dead?!!!

@Ghost-eb7xq

3 жыл бұрын

@@DrBoRa1 You see the thing is, I was with shepherd the whole time

@DrBoRa1

3 жыл бұрын

Ghost did U took the sh*t out of him for us?

Do you have gun? - Yes Then everyone should (right to) have or not. / privacy

Give this man a Emmy

I'm watching cavemen trying to interrogate an alien.

@rhodnill5906

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@finalhazard883

3 жыл бұрын

I'm dead

@naturalharmoniagropius4486

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@bruhhurb8276

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@taitomathewsella5719

3 жыл бұрын

@Fed Ex damnnn you didn't have to smoke him like that bro😂😂😂.

"Would you steal your parent's money" "I wouldn't" "But you could"

@crazy4pakistan284

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/kZaBsdOQitvefZc.html see how pakistan won against corona see how pakistan reduce corona

@invix3447

3 жыл бұрын

The actual phrasing they should've used for their question should've been, "Could you somth smth?” instead of would. Lol. 😭

@ayreeb

3 жыл бұрын

@@crazy4pakistan284 yo we are talking about Mark Zuckerburg AKA robot and the dumb people in the government so can you not share this here please.

@woke657

3 жыл бұрын

"But... I wouldn't..?"

@sam-by6sq

3 жыл бұрын

@@crazy4pakistan284 why the fuck get on topic

These old people don't know how social media works😭

Those senators should have just read the FAQ webpage

Senator: Where does my computer go when I go to sleep?

@YouAreToxic

5 жыл бұрын

ThAt Is A yEs Or No QuEsTiOn!

@ImtiyazAlibatch

5 жыл бұрын

where it was.

@ImtiyazAlibatch

5 жыл бұрын

where it was?

@_m4nm4n

5 жыл бұрын

Bucky mark:no🤣

@goodstew214

5 жыл бұрын

“..............It run ads”

I love seeing people asking about a product’s problem without using it

Tiktok's ceo trial brought me here😂 not much has changed i guess lol

Mark - Senator we run ads. Senator - How many miles do they run?

@ayushjha49

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@shwetapachauri9952

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao 😆😆😆

@CristobalK

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@justamanofculture12

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao ooooooOoooooooOooooooo 😂💯

@jtechno3297

3 жыл бұрын

This comment is very underrated lol 😂

Everytime he said "Senator", he actually meant "Stupid"

@adreynmunyebvu7237

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@carlosg2843

3 жыл бұрын

OMFG I still find it so fucking hard not to laugh at all those assholes! What a bunch of retards politicians are!

@user-py1rr4pg9n

3 жыл бұрын

Fr😂😂

@GatoLouco

3 жыл бұрын

@@carlosg2843 bro, u have no clue how the senators in Brazil are idiots. I mean, even this guys in the video are smarter than brazil senator's.

@naviremsapostle1298

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

In India Modi ji must also be interrogated like this😅

If you don't wanna answer that question, just say "Idk what does that mean?".

If only the phrase “ok boomer” were invented sooner..

@JAPerror

4 жыл бұрын

Nareswari Production that meme is over 8 months old stfu

@funygameur

4 жыл бұрын

Already said it in this comment section, but seriously : Let people have their fun on memes...or change my (our) mind about why not ?

@-stickymations-4367

4 жыл бұрын

the "ok boomer" meme has existed for far longer than you think. It just hit popularity recently, but it's not like it didn't exist before.

@JAPerror

4 жыл бұрын

Artemis Fowl bcs its an overplayed meme that got annoying asf, especially when all you see is “ok boomer” everywhere

@GoodOneLULE

4 жыл бұрын

@@-stickymations-4367 true

Mark: "We run ads." Senator: " How many miles do they run?"

@shilpaprajapati4801

2 жыл бұрын

Mark: Idk what that means?

@beetlejuice4357

2 жыл бұрын

They listen to you on your phone. Wake up sleepy. If you talk about digging to someone then you will see adds for shovels the next day. Why is that? It is because they are listening to You through your phone all the time.

@Mohammed-vh3cv

2 жыл бұрын

@@beetlejuice4357 tHeY LiStEn tO yOu oN YoUr pHoNe...do i look like i give a fuck?

@Kakashi-ck9tp

2 жыл бұрын

@@beetlejuice4357 stfu boomer, that's not how it works. They show ads based on interests and other PROFILE information. Let's say you searched for something, Facebook will show you ads for that based on your search. Now get lost pesky boomer, go gossip about your neighbour or whatever the fck you guys do

@sdefonta

2 жыл бұрын

Do subtracts run backwards?

I've actually had conversations with my dad who doesn't know anything about computers that are a lot more awkward than this.

What’s confusing? They are simply asking “do you protect people or corporations” the confusing part is he can’t answer truthfully so he tries to filibuster

Sounds like a bunch of boomers asking for tech support to be honest.

@antonsmith1497

2 жыл бұрын

@Merrill Chua , atleast half of the questions where perfectly fine and probably necessary for judgement. Seems to me that you just read the youtube titel and posted a dumb comment.

@cj2dabj

2 жыл бұрын

@@antonsmith1497 So what about the other half lmao

@cookiez3037

2 жыл бұрын

It is💀

@antonsmith1497

2 жыл бұрын

@@cj2dabj rofl lol gucci gang

@ArcticZombie

2 жыл бұрын

That’s exactly what it is

Mark: “Yes senator, we do not sell data to advertisers.” Senator: ”Do you rent it?”

@harshrajjadeja7087

4 жыл бұрын

They very carefully and intentionally (I guess) did not show us the answer for that

@Septus

4 жыл бұрын

Harshraj Jadeja: the point is that if you rent data to an advertiser, they have it forever. Thus, renting data is impossible (it would just be selling). This comment is highlighting the stupidity of the senator^^ not questioning mark’s claim

@peasant7214

4 жыл бұрын

@@harshrajjadeja7087 what was the answer?

@peasant7214

4 жыл бұрын

@@Septus im trying to blv FB does not sell data.

@snuker650

4 жыл бұрын

@@peasant7214 oh they do I always experiment. Google and fb are like connected because whenever I search something up on one platform, I get an ad or recommendation from the other. How do they know, well they share our data.

Many of these questions have a good point and his answers were great.

The first question about data points collected and stored, makes sense and he was just avoiding it.

@Bloodsquid55

2 ай бұрын

Thats not how "storing data" works

Alternate title: Mark zuckerberg explains the internet to confused boomers

@obinoscopekenobi9450

3 жыл бұрын

Basically lmao

@aaronsanders1999

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@thatmatty231guy

3 жыл бұрын

Best comment haha xD Fucking spot on

@anotherbigfootwithinternet2147

3 жыл бұрын

Confused boomers with inflated egos

@ArchverseWiki

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

0:43 This whole part is basically: Police: I'm arresting you. Person: Why? Police: Because you have the ability to punch someone.

@smilinggeneral8870

4 жыл бұрын

could you if not not could you not would you do it could you do it?

@jamesscott3151

4 жыл бұрын

Namjala Latak 😅🤣😫😫

@WARUEL

4 жыл бұрын

What? That's so wrong the whole part is Police : hey I'm going inside your house to search your place without a warrant Person : wait what? You can do that Police : well yeah. Because I have the ability to do soo

@WARUEL

4 жыл бұрын

It's actually not a stupid question but the music sounded like it is stupid

@rnomromro6715

4 жыл бұрын

@@WARUEL It is stupid. Having the ability to do something but not doing it is nothing outve the ordinary. You can kill your pet,but would you? You can kill your friend,but would you? It is very a stupid question

Are you a robot? "No?" Could you be a robot? "Yes?" Precisely.

1:40 was actually completely right. Stop renting my information or granting access to those who want to use my data with bad intentions. Not all companies just want to “advertise”.

These boomers could've googled all this or asked their grandchildren

@lachlanmills8081

4 жыл бұрын

I hope they don't breed

@smater6501

4 жыл бұрын

F34RxHAZARD they’ve already bred

@lachlanmills8081

4 жыл бұрын

@@smater6501 F

@dreams8874

4 жыл бұрын

😭😭

@mrcatsoup4496

4 жыл бұрын

@@smater6501 you missed the joke

"How do you make money?" We run ads. "But if they dont pay how do you make money?" We run ads...?

@TomaszGregorczyk

5 жыл бұрын

Don't pay for service!

@pokerface9432

5 жыл бұрын

I think they meant that Facebook sells the users data to third companies.

@techsmart2911

5 жыл бұрын

@@pokerface9432 yes,, i think so

@techsmart2911

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@johnchristian8685

5 жыл бұрын

@@techsmart2911 why would fb do that? Are you important? Are you an interesting person that they will pay money for an information? There are billions of users in fb and most of them are posers with different names. What would the companies do if they buy such information? What would they gain in getting your info?

Senator: Is pee stored in the balls? Mark: ummm senator, I…believe pee is not stored in the balls

Wonderful 👍 way of dealing with the case Madam Ji

No wonder he looked mildly terrified the entire time he's confused as shit

@swaggysaint7085

2 жыл бұрын

investing on this comment

@brandonmotaramos5810

2 жыл бұрын

Same I can’t imagine what exact thoughts we’re running through his mind lmao

@kevinsellers8830

2 жыл бұрын

That's right They had teams behibd me him staged and safted

@kevinsellers8830

2 жыл бұрын

They left me to die

@kevinsellers8830

2 жыл бұрын

I'm sick of u mark. U are never in a polisition to tell me the truth. But. U always want me for ads.

Boomers:"Will my question sound less stupid if I say it again just louder"

@senpai3216

4 жыл бұрын

Mark: ok boomers

@dobromirdimitrov4659

4 жыл бұрын

Answer:

@sah7920

4 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry. What do you mean.

@exicute6530

4 жыл бұрын

@aneuB adiV you're going around just correcting every "boomer" comment into "liberal". Does the word boomer offend you that much?

@exicute6530

4 жыл бұрын

@aneuB adiV Nah, liberals are not boomers and boomers are not liberals. The word exists for a reason. :D

The title is wrong, I saw the real hearing and this guy said his name is Bojang Bukami.

Softball questions for a softball CEO who is on their side.

Holy cow, these people have no idea what the internet ist

@WouterPlanet

4 жыл бұрын

The second one was right tho

@lewink.3962

4 жыл бұрын

Moin

@Ewyn33111

4 жыл бұрын

I sense german

@yngmf1364

4 жыл бұрын

ist

@hakkai5819

3 жыл бұрын

lol

It feels like whenever he says senator, he actually means idiot.

@palmerkofi9062

2 жыл бұрын

True😂

@paramjitbhowmik

2 жыл бұрын

Lolololololololol

@VivekSingh-ts1ec

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@chillzcodm5676

2 жыл бұрын

It’s more like dumbass lmao

@spartan5816

2 жыл бұрын

Nice steal though. Congrats

"Senator, we run ads 😀"

This sounds like a conversation with my grandpa over what the internet is...

“How does a business model stay in business when it’s free to users” “Senator.... “We run ads” Bruh moment for Congress

@justismac9490

4 жыл бұрын

What if I just like this comment right now and get you 421 likes

@mikhail_tal1866

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh Congress and Senate are two different entities

@aiden4203

4 жыл бұрын

@@mikhail_tal1866 bruh moment indeed

@hczylos2432

4 жыл бұрын

Would like but it’s at exactly 2000

@bish9158

4 жыл бұрын

Say Sike Right Now. 😂

The old human folks were really testing the robot's patience with those questions.

@gagi5608

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahhaha

@beetlejuice4357

2 жыл бұрын

Facebook and Google listen and watch you and your children all the time every day. Make a joke of that.

@stronk8107

2 жыл бұрын

@@beetlejuice4357 And yet you're here

@imnotreallyjess4318

2 жыл бұрын

@@beetlejuice4357 oh no google is going to advertise toys to my children 😭 would someone PLEASE THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN 😭😡💥😭

@batangmalusog9762

2 жыл бұрын

very clever

I'm convinced politicians all around the world are same.

Why all legacy media shows only clips of news.

What the zuck

@Daniel-il7tp

5 жыл бұрын

just some1 on yt *what the zucc

@disk38

5 жыл бұрын

Dafaq 1k in 2 days

@shamimfarooqui9505

5 жыл бұрын

God made Reptiles. Reptiles made zuck. Zuck made Facebook. *What the zuck?*

@ancienttunic195_3

5 жыл бұрын

just some1 on yt we’re going to miss Reggie

@mahmoodalam6980

5 жыл бұрын

Dazuck?

Senator: “Would you kill someone?” Mark: “Absolutely not” Senator: “Could you kill someone?” Mark: “Technically yes” *Got him*

@afzalsheikh6962

2 жыл бұрын

no make it like ladies and gents we got him

@SinfullyHera

Жыл бұрын

I was legit about to type this exact same comment lmao "Would you do it?" "What?! No!" "COULD you theoretically do it?" "Well I mean...yes I suppose it's possible." "GUILTY!" Like wot logic is that lmao

@khalidhassan9423

Жыл бұрын

anyone could kill anyone lol

@srujanpetumpuri2900

Жыл бұрын

@@khalidhassan9423 4th wd someone

@Willster451

Жыл бұрын

I just spat my water out reading this comment lol

You can't regulate what you don't know exists or would even understand if you did. This is how a technocracy gains power

He said "it would be a breach"🤣 he had no idea wtf was going on

It’s like try not to laugh at toughest level for Mark zuckerberg

@420smicky

4 жыл бұрын

Lol this is the best one

@evanjohnson6723

4 жыл бұрын

I would like this comment but its at 69 so i wont

@nikshanlaven668

4 жыл бұрын

EJ 44 no worries man you are a hero

@evanjohnson6723

4 жыл бұрын

@@nikshanlaven668 lol i guess i couldnt stop the other people from liking tho 🤣

@nikshanlaven668

4 жыл бұрын

@@evanjohnson6723 lets make it 420

Senator: How do you make money? Mark: we run ads Senator: what do you mean run,like a marathon? Mark leaves the room.

@computerize1153

4 жыл бұрын

Runs out the room*

@educatainment1799

4 жыл бұрын

Mark: Excuse me, senator. I have to go kill myself now.

@w1lbert10

4 жыл бұрын

Blooperer dead as, they are actually stupid enough to say that xd

@tuttuti123

4 жыл бұрын

Mark proceeds to delete Facebook

@MeezanConsultancy

4 жыл бұрын

Mark: Senator, if you don't mind can i have some poison to kill myself ..

he knew exactly what they were asking about

@stormcry0

Жыл бұрын

Right, a load of ignorant questions that would require a lot of explanation about data systems and advertising rules that these senators wouldnt understand in just a couple of days.

That's how the real and actual administrator should work anywhere.

Senator : So in Facebook, we clearly can see face, but where is the book? Mark : ......

@JemiBee

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahaha

@romips9839

4 жыл бұрын

In your face mr senator sir

@wickedapplecss4872

4 жыл бұрын

@@romips9839 *throws book at Senator*

@westhessalonians

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 Hahahaha I'm shocked they haven't questioned this😂 kidding that was witty

@hoyaticinspirit4eva547

4 жыл бұрын

@@wickedapplecss4872 this is what they be deserving

Those politicians are too old for technology 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I think Mark is laughing so hard inside his mind.

@tobiaslobos8467

5 жыл бұрын

But hardware cannot laugh :D

@abdulrahmanbadawi7656

5 жыл бұрын

Achie Power yes they are old

@philippmogg5514

5 жыл бұрын

I dont think he finds that funny. Look at the disbelive in his eyes. He is dying inside

@aldohu7064

4 жыл бұрын

Their memories couldn't reach the designated question made by themselves 😆

@SG-jm7np

4 жыл бұрын

Go watch Sundar Pichai with Congress. You can see he’s laughing inside because these people are straight tech retards.

I have been learning english as a second language for last 8 years. After watching this video i understand i need 8 more years

Straight up

They should've gotten some software engineers or cybersecurity people, not old senators.

@levanii31

3 жыл бұрын

Agree

@JortBasement

3 жыл бұрын

@CalvinV7 The problem is they don't want to understand, all they want is to be told they were right. they ask 1 specific question and if he tries to answer it with more than yes or no they get mad and ask the question again.

@bakuto.1055

3 жыл бұрын

@CalvinV7 american learning process*

@omicron7735

3 жыл бұрын

@CalvinV7 really ? You are trying defend these idiot congress members who don't understand any fcking tech related thing.

@wis2big

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly