I'll admit that Theresa May had a lot of patience when she was laughed at. Now imagine if lawmakers laughed at Trump the same way...

@JohnEusebioToronto

5 жыл бұрын

People did laugh at Trump. He just convinced himself that they were laughing with him. His ego won't let him think crowds hate him.

@ithemba

5 жыл бұрын

Any and every American lawmaker or president would break down crying during the attempt of addressing the house of commons. I am serious, just watch footage of the house of commons and compare that to the whining about civility in the US.

@mrbushido6823

5 жыл бұрын

"Youu're beiing sooO disrespectful"

@reneroux2391

5 жыл бұрын

avien blue he got laughed at in the UN

@Jake12220

5 жыл бұрын

The British have far more of a sense of dry, indeed very dry humour. In their eyes Theresa May was the comic of the year because what she was calmly trying to say was so far from what anyone else believed that she had to be pulling their leg/joking. Honestly the plan is a farce, it doesn't do what it was meant to, doesn't really solve a lot of big problems and may potentially be used by the EU to keep Britain tied into the customs union indefinitely, so yeah l can see why they were laughing. Given how many ministers have resigned from her cabinet, including the minister that was responsible for negotiation the original deal(and his deputy and the foreign minister) it's pretty clear she needs to be replaced so someone that actually voted for brexit can take over the negotiations (not that there is really enough time left).

"get out of marriage early now" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@MKMK-bj2sk

5 жыл бұрын

You're in for life

They deserve a 2nd term, I mean chance😂😂😂

watching the government "negotiate" Brexit is like watching a bunch of drunks fighting over a bag of chips

@leowilly29

5 жыл бұрын

They are asking for black and white in the same time....

@etherealhawk

5 жыл бұрын

Honestly dropping out on WTO terms would save us £39 billion I think that's worth. That's half a years NHS funding and gives us time to renegotiate

@SatanicBunny666

5 жыл бұрын

@@etherealhawk Incorrect. In fact massively incorrect. A no deal scenario under Brexit will cost you around 140 billion pounds extra each year in lost trade as well as incurred tariffs, according to an estimate by the IMF. So deduct the 40 billion that'd you'd """save""" from that and you're still down at least a 100 billion a year. So you'd be bleeding money every year, putting increased pressure to reach a deal, which will just favour the Union here.

@user-bl4oq7fd8d

5 жыл бұрын

@@etherealhawk The funny thing is that you still have to apply to EU regulations if you want closely trade with us, but you have no more power over them :p

@SatanicBunny666

5 жыл бұрын

@@user-bl4oq7fd8d Watching the Brexit-crowd continually fail to realise they don't have a leverage to use here because the Union is so much more massive that it can basically just dictate the terms of trade is both hilarious and sad at the same time. It's like they think 'well maybe if we keep asking the same thing over and over again they will change their mind, in the meanwhile let's wreck our own economy'. You'd think the Brits of all people, having essentially been in the same position (economic strength-wise) as the Union is now in their past would realise this, but nope. They keep beating their head to a solid concrete wall expecting the wall to break down.

IT IS GOING REALLY WELL.

@studmalexy

5 жыл бұрын

Trevor Noah is a "misogynist" and guilty of "hate crime" for criticising a Female leader!..im reporting his "hate speech" to KZread and hopefully Comedy Central UK gets banned like Alex Jones and all these Right wing conservative channels.

@donmah06

5 жыл бұрын

QUITE STRONG AND STABLE, YES.

@wp2746

5 жыл бұрын

Riding that blue wave eh, gratz from Europe.

@danwic

5 жыл бұрын

Haha

There is no easy brexit. Seems like UK citizens are now blaming May for things that were obvious from the very beginning. If you vote to leave, you need to be prepared for the consequences.

I feel like I’m cheating on the daily show KZread channel when I watch the clips here

Why is it whenever someone is giving a speech of any description in the USA that there are so many standing around behind them? Should they not be seated or at least somewhere off camera? Who wants to see so many faces instead of the speaker giving the speech?

@spenserplakaris7282

5 жыл бұрын

it makes it look official

Nah. .. Idris is not as good looking without the beard ✋

Beards look better on some people, but worse on others. You just need to find out which one you are. There is no general rule for something like this.

so the beard choices were all good looking famous men? Not Steve the truck driver and Ralphie the carpenter....good study.

@SarSaraneth

5 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure the study used the same men in different stages of beard growth. It's relative, not absolute.

@kualarompin589

5 жыл бұрын

I think for the study, they used different men from sort of lives, not just the celebrities. Or else the study would not be scientific enough. For the purpose of the reporting the news, the NBC decided to use famous people. I can't think of other reasons than most people are superficial (me included guilty as charge :D ) and they only watch this thing if good looking men on t.v.

@angrysocialjusticewarrior

5 жыл бұрын

Scott Wilson if those two people you mentioned groomed their beards and hairstyles like rich celebrities, they would be rated pretty high too. Same applies to me. Used to be 5/10 based on looks. but now I'm a 5/10 with a +4 heavy stubble and i can assure you that my life has gotten to a point where I have to say NO to some of the hot women who hit on me (they are cute but have personalities that are incompatible with me). I don't think I'll ever go clean shaven again.

@angrysocialjusticewarrior

5 жыл бұрын

The only beards IMO that should never be grown out are ginger beads. I don't know if what I just said is racist (I hope not).

@zohaibajmal7945

5 жыл бұрын

They didn't use celebrities. At least not to my knowledge. It's more likely they just had random men in the study.

WE NEED LORD BUCKETHEAD!

Can you imagine organizing that press briefing with Trump: "Okay, so it's about prison stuff, right? ... I want three black guys behind me to show how much these means to me. Can someone pass me a cheeseburger?"

Those dimples are your super power, you don’t need the ability to grow a full beard.

Ahhhh, our glorious British parliament....it's perfectly normal America.....uproarious laughter, boos, and the slings and arrows of insults are an everyday occurence. It's been that way for hmmmm a couple hundred years in our Houses of Parliament. Pity your President is so bloody sensitive....

wow i"m addicted to the daily show

@wesleyrodgers886

5 жыл бұрын

i REALLY like parsnips.

Sorry, not sorry, I'm keeping my clean shave thank you very much.

Funnily enough I do think pretending to leave whilst not actually leaving is the best leaving deal we can get 😂

Trevor's dimples are stronger than 10 beards together!!

Agree about the Idris Elba part.

"Those criminals deserve a second term er I mean a second chance" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh man, just brilliant

Brunch & Exit 😂

That’s perfectly normal to laugh and jeer in Parliament. To make a point she never did any of this..... all this was started by David Cameron and she had to clean up the mess

@Interdiffusion

5 жыл бұрын

She could have just said it's not workable, will cause immense damage to the UK, we're not doing it. Instead she doubled, nay, quadrupled down on the idea and we're already hemorrhaging money because of it.

@Marcus51090

5 жыл бұрын

Interdiffusion erm U.K. GDP has grown every year since the vote and the last quarterly reports show the U.K. grew faster and more than any country in the Eu lol growth is slowed but we are not bleeding well just yet lol

@Interdiffusion

5 жыл бұрын

@@Marcus51090 lol Barclays: €250 billion of business to Dublin XL Insurance: $2billion in underwriting moving to Ireland. Chubb (world’s largest company in its sector): Relocating to France. Columbia Threadneedle: Has redomiciled £6.2 billion of assets to Luxembourg etc, etc So far (and we're still IN the EU) Brexit has already driven £3-4 trillion in financial deals from the UK and cost over £100 billion already. lol

@TorianTammas

5 жыл бұрын

@@Marcus51090 Reality check, what is the UK? A member of the EU until March 2019. So the UK shows one can be successful in the EU. By the way the world is booming we can't produce as fast as they want to buy it.

"All the prisons are gonna have pool parties, hair saloons, and free sushi."

how fitting, the ad was for tweet of the week, showing tweets and explaining the brexit deal. First time I watched the full ad. so informative.

I knew it, i knew Trevor was gonna link Muller investigation with this. Salute to you, you weird genius.

Time to put glue on my face and roll around the floor of a salon

Very insightful commentary

I agree so much with the Mueller stuff, I was thinking that too!

It's weird hearing about this on non-British news stations 😂

"These criminals deserve a second term- I mean second chance" 😂

I was like when did habibi grown a beard only to realise its his Halloween costume. Good 1 trev, good 1.

"just in time" 👏👏👏👏👏

This episode of Parliament has been filmed before a live studio audience ...

That's one tough lady

Why does Trevor remind me a little of Guillermo from Jimmy Kimmel show when he had the beard and moustache on

I like how the British choose Parliament as the venue on which you are allowed to be rude and obnoxious.

If you want an example that no one, even in government, knows what leaving the EU entailed, then look no further than one MP who seemed genuinely confused that there would no longer be any British MEPs in European Parliament. Yeah, she hasn't worked out that the union we are leaving will no longer offer us seats at the debating table. What did she expect was going to happen?

The joke at 2:15, I know I've heard that joke before but where...?

Is that beard study representative of US American standards of beauty or did they try going international?

@mahabatm6500

5 жыл бұрын

Kick0a0cat obviously US grooming standards 🤷🏻‍♂️

@Doterful

5 жыл бұрын

US American probably. But since their culture have huge influence on atleast half of the world it is may be represent international preferences.

@Gsoda35

Жыл бұрын

and who influenced north americans? Europe?

They cut the best part where Trevor takes off the beard but misses a spot and continues talking with it lol

@daylite34

5 жыл бұрын

Sinjin Smyth in this day and age you gotta be

There are two types of people in this world. Men with beards, and women

Theresa May's Brexit plan is the living embodiment of the Benny Hill end credits chase.

@jimgritty7064

5 жыл бұрын

Yes 😂

@carlanderson8799

5 жыл бұрын

I can hear the music.... haha. :)

*1:21* "clusterfuck" *This strongly reminds me of JOHN OLIVER's 1st Segement that was a Massive Hit*

Trevor doesn't need a beard..he's hella hot and cute clean shaven

I can at least on the stubble.

Convenient ^^

Trevor and Iris Elba should get a room already...

Why is that secret service guy behind him angry???

"Now, as with British Comedy, you may not understand what's so funny." I've been asking the same thing about Trevor Noah for YEARS!

Depends on the face.

I love/hate how Trevor says "yööös" xP

He is preparing home huh?

Trevor was a bit light on Brexit. Break it down for us Trev

Us young people from europe, we want us all to work together..... the older generations still have that seperarive thinking, but us younger ones, we feel european, we feel as one.... Britain, please stay with us.... we are 1 european family

@user3458

5 жыл бұрын

Actualy it is a good thing that Britain is leaving. Finaly one less state that abuses its veto rights. They never wanted to be part of the EU anyways and they did not join the Eurozone. I fully support their decision. Considering how well the Brexit goes we might even get some of their global players and Jobs. Which I consider pretty nice of them!

Was that "as usual with British comedy" line just implying that American audiences aren't smart enough to understand?

Why did the thumbnail look like Al- Trevor Mohammad😂😂

As a Brit, I never clicked so fast.

Jon please came back 😥😥😥

No matter whom was going to make the Brexit-deal with the EU was going to run into trouble.

Suddenly interested in... prison reform....

Well of course. Because he's going to jail.

So true about the beards

Is that your "heavy stubble", Trevor?

Those seals hear "female president" then immediately start clapping lol.

I love how Trevor admires Idris Elba 😂 Yes, he's gorgeous. And so is Trevor 😍😍

British politics is savage!

I mean, May never wanted Brexit in the first place, so it's not surprising that she would draft a horrible plan.

@louieberg2942

5 жыл бұрын

Then vote her out and do it whatever the opponents think is the right way. This mucking about, firing from the sidelines is helping no one. As long as May's there, it's going to be either this plan or no deal. That's a strong position from which to play this game.

@SatanicBunny666

5 жыл бұрын

As a Finn this idea to me that it's all about May or whoever is leading the negotiations 'drafting a horrible plan' is just hilariously dumb. It completely ingores the fact that the EU has certain demands that it will not back down on (and indeed has no reasons to back down on) no matter who's on the other side. The EU has absolutely zero reasons to give the UK any preferential treatment over other non-EU trade partners like Switzerland and Norway. If you guys wish to maintain access to the single market and keep conducting your trade, that means the same rules apply as apply to those other countries. It doesn't matter if you have May or the ghost of Winston Churchill leading the negotiations, the UK has no leverage to play here. You can't have your cake and eat it too. Either get out entirely and face the economic meltdown and then negotiate trade deals later (which again, will make you subject to some amount of EU law unavoidably) or negotiate a deal now accepting the fact that some concessions have to be made if you want to keep trading with the Union. Norway has adopted about 2/3rds of EU trade regulations as per its deals with the Union. Switzerland has also adopted a lot. Both are also in the Schengen. These are your options. You will not and cannot magically change the Union's stance here, because the Union has absolutely zero reasons to start treating you guys as a special case because you're not. This is not an even playing field, and it won't become one. Get used to it.

@etherealhawk

5 жыл бұрын

She slipped up when she was in parliament, she said "it's this deal or a har- no deal". She never tried for anything more than vassalage.

@scattygirl1

5 жыл бұрын

You think a Brexiteer would draft a plan the EU *liked*?

@angrysocialjusticewarrior

5 жыл бұрын

I don't know why the brits are starting to try and blame May for their own bad decision. Isn't the whole Brexit Saga a result of a majority pro-brexit referendum? So you only have yourselves to blame, May wanted nothing to do with Brexit. All she is trying to do now is fix your mess.

Trevor is going full Jenna Marbles 😊

Grumpy Kanye in the background there.

So we gonna ignore the look on guy's face on the right side of Trump. He seems upset or worried.

Great to know we've become a joke to the world. Sovereignty!

Ok, trevor needs to wear the mustache more often

Trevor doesn't have a beard, that's why makes fun of it! LOL

03:05 same here. They love trimmed 🧔

Even Idris Elba definitely looks better with a beard.

If Labour gets its head out of it's arse, we'll get a Peoples Vote to end this nonsense

love trevor including british politics

Clean shaven every time for me.

The whole studies on what's attractive is ridiculous you can determine what everyone likes no matter how many people you ask

Dude on the right behind Trump seems really happy about the new law.

I have not had a woman approach and speak with me in more than 6 years and I've had a beard or at least stubble during that whole time. Just because you have a beard does not mean women will like you. Personality and confidence matter so much more. I've not got much of the former and none of the later any more so it is no small wonder that I have been in that situation.

@TorianTammas

5 жыл бұрын

Joseph Fuller - I guess a beard works better in combination with a Ferrari, a 1000 dollar suit and a large estate.

@megabigblur

5 жыл бұрын

At least you're honest with yourself. I think you should try to build a good social life in general, cultivate a circle of friends or at least people who share the same hobbies. That will help build up your confidence and social skills. That's better than hoping random women will like your face. Good luck.

@JosephFuller

5 жыл бұрын

@@megabigblur Thanks for the well wishes and good advice. I've certainly tried but anxiety and depression have not been helpful in that process. As a result, I've realized that I am okay on my own and if someone does want to strike up a conversation; I will be their to do the best I can to engage them. If not, I will continue my studies and keep on working on staying content with what I do have, which is a lot more than most people in the world, so I've got to be grateful for that. ^^

Please cover more brexit news and possibly more British comedy!

oh ghosh! trevor, my ribs....the mustache part, just keep it clean shaven

Parliament will not vote in favour of the proposal. That means it dies and it will see the UK exit from the EU on World Trade Organisation rules, just like the USA does when trading with the UK at present.

That mueller joke didn't age well...

EH TREVOR DON'T FORGET WE GAVE THE WORLD BENNY HILL AND MR BEAN:)

Maybe he loves Don Jr afterall.

no word about the Brexit when you take a closer look at this segment.. dissppointed. Americans need to know about international politics.

There are so many things to talk Trump

"clusterfuxit" nice one Trev :)

brexit: brunch and exit, or br(unch with your annoying in-laws, where's the) exit?

I so disagree with that. I prefer clean shaven😂

Brexit is impossible for Britain to benefit from.

@Uruk02

5 жыл бұрын

Those terrorist will invade another country or their Sugar daddy saudia will lend em

@suzesiviter6083

5 жыл бұрын

Wrong, democracy is a benefit to every nation.

@unrealharry

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha you clearly do not live in Europe or well Britain. The EU is falling apart and Brexit opens opportunities for anything we want to involve ourselves in. The same statement was said in 2000 when everyone said Britain needs to join the Euro, thank God we didn't do that aye!

@suzesiviter6083

5 жыл бұрын

@@unrealharry For real!; Respect and Keep it real. Ayeee!

@starlinguk

5 жыл бұрын

Amen to that.

Nope, Idris looks WAY better with the beard. I totally agree with the women in the study, and it applies to almost every guy.

Come on CCUK's webclips editor... Easy with the scissors, man! Let Trevor at least finish his joke. It's not like I'm going running to my provider to get your channel on cable just because I want to hear the punchline.

😂😂😂👏👏👏👏

Idris Elba with beard! hands down!! Trevor, maybe a bit stuble

I taught it is about jamie fox 😝😝😝

Brexit Britain breaks up with the EU and keeps talking to them for the following 28 months

@oenrn

5 жыл бұрын

That's pretty much what happens in a divorce.

@michaelt.5672

5 жыл бұрын

@@oenrn I'm pretty sure most divorces are sorted out after 28 months. Brexit is basically back to square one right now, with only weeks left.