There Are No Hot Singles In Your Area [Old ITF]

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What's the deal with reuploads.
pls.
We've all seen the ads. But few have dared to click them.
Today we seek to find out whether there is any truth to the claim, and in the process, hopefully find Xerstorian a date.
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  • @Troselingasher
    @Troselingasher4 жыл бұрын

    Girls find ad block to be unattractive. Once I had one installed, no more hot singles in my area wanted to find me

  • @beu9245

    @beu9245

    4 жыл бұрын

    That explains why i'm forever alone

  • @Pllayer064

    @Pllayer064

    4 жыл бұрын

    Underrated comment

  • @yettiman8941

    @yettiman8941

    3 жыл бұрын

    Can’t match on tinder oof! Without buying gold ffs

  • @JaydevRaol

    @JaydevRaol

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @diydunder3377

    @diydunder3377

    3 жыл бұрын

    same

  • @Fergit_
    @Fergit_6 жыл бұрын

    Hot Singles are in your area Hot Singles are outside your house Hot Singles have broken in Hot Singles can smell your fear

  • @roo2592

    @roo2592

    6 жыл бұрын

    anxietydown 🤣

  • @iain2080

    @iain2080

    6 жыл бұрын

    anxietydown add some verses and you got a good song there

  • @rylanddungan8797

    @rylanddungan8797

    6 жыл бұрын

    Oh shit she’s got a gun!!!

  • @maycontainnuts3127

    @maycontainnuts3127

    6 жыл бұрын

    Shityo, make this a real meme

  • @MadeleineSwannSurreal

    @MadeleineSwannSurreal

    6 жыл бұрын

    anxietydown Amazing comment

  • @rafeverao4105
    @rafeverao41054 жыл бұрын

    It terrifies me that both of the addresses are in Rochester, UK. They are less than 20 minutes of walking from where I live. _They are all in my area._ _The hot singles._ _They're here._

  • @threadworm437

    @threadworm437

    4 жыл бұрын

    Furry

  • @rafeverao4105

    @rafeverao4105

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@threadworm437 Astute observation!

  • @PlaneBoy2520

    @PlaneBoy2520

    4 жыл бұрын

    SpitfirePancakes outstanding move!

  • @PlaneBoy2520

    @PlaneBoy2520

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jack Taylor you better run m8, Rochester has fallen, leave while you still can.

  • @Ipsolus

    @Ipsolus

    4 жыл бұрын

    Everything changed when the hot singles attacked...

  • @twirlingwitch5446
    @twirlingwitch54464 жыл бұрын

    New hypothesis: Are there people in your area?

  • @voidofspaceandtime4684

    @voidofspaceandtime4684

    4 жыл бұрын

    Newest hypothesis: Are there people?

  • @Acorn212

    @Acorn212

    4 жыл бұрын

    Newester hypothesis: what are people?

  • @cybercoltz9054

    @cybercoltz9054

    4 жыл бұрын

    A fairly logical hypothesis: Are there signs of life within the perimeter on this orbital astral body in this solar system part of this universal quadrant?

  • @raiden1766

    @raiden1766

    4 жыл бұрын

    Got one better WHY are people

  • @mr.jamrob4505

    @mr.jamrob4505

    4 жыл бұрын

    Earth is an area right?

  • @isy1874
    @isy18746 жыл бұрын

    maybe the real hot singles were the friends we made along the way

  • @kyle857

    @kyle857

    5 жыл бұрын

    This actually made me laugh out loud

  • @beckbentz2069

    @beckbentz2069

    5 жыл бұрын

    Demisexual

  • @funninoriginal6054

    @funninoriginal6054

    5 жыл бұрын

    I feel like this is something an generic gary sue protag would say

  • @Lethargy514

    @Lethargy514

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@funninoriginal6054 It'd fit right next to "I will never give up" and "Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality".

  • @kats1646

    @kats1646

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Lethargy514 That second one brought back some memories XD Dawn of the New World is so bad, but I enjoyed it

  • @tacticalninja7096
    @tacticalninja70964 жыл бұрын

    “Enter your credit card information so we can give you stuff for free” X to doubt

  • @erojerisiz1571

    @erojerisiz1571

    4 жыл бұрын

    >credit card >free My sides

  • @awesomearsam1890

    @awesomearsam1890

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@erojerisiz1571 >Hotel >Trivago

  • @grimtygranule5125

    @grimtygranule5125

    4 жыл бұрын

    "Enter you credit card information to verify that you are 18 or over!" Yeah, because _everybody_ knows that people under 18 can't have credit cards.

  • @eric4681702

    @eric4681702

    4 жыл бұрын

    X

  • @bloodhound1182

    @bloodhound1182

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@grimtygranule5125 i deadass used my credit card for Onlyfans lmfaoo cops arrrest me plz

  • @shinobix4925
    @shinobix49254 жыл бұрын

    These mad lads just gave that computer like 15 viruses for entertainment

  • @ventu7907

    @ventu7907

    4 жыл бұрын

    IlyxaChannel what is virtualbox?

  • @shtuffs

    @shtuffs

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ventu7907 it's a mini computer that you can mess with without actually doing harm to your actual main OS

  • @dereenaldoambun9158

    @dereenaldoambun9158

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@shtuffs That actually sound fun lol.

  • @adityabhardwaj875

    @adityabhardwaj875

    3 жыл бұрын

    they're using MacOS probably inside a VM so they're about as safe as you can be

  • @WingMaster562

    @WingMaster562

    3 жыл бұрын

    Gone are the days of getting viruses from just browsing. With the way web browsers and web is structured now, it's hard to run malicious software. Well, even non malicious stuff is hard to do because of needing all the certificates and work arounds. . I hate web dev.

  • @JimmyTurner
    @JimmyTurner5 жыл бұрын

    I have a friend in Australia trying to use a VPN. Hes asking how does he know if its on or not. I told him to go to a porn site to see where the ads said the single ladies were

  • @tzatziki9328

    @tzatziki9328

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@declanlong4676 you don't get any virus with NORD VPN duh.

  • @TwoLeftSh0es

    @TwoLeftSh0es

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@tzatziki9328 I smeared Nord VPN all over my dick and I've been having unprotected anal sex with gay men ever since (I'm not gay, just wanted to see how good the VPN was and I said no homo every time, so..) so far the VPN seems to be holding up pretty good.

  • @ohhxcake5434

    @ohhxcake5434

    4 жыл бұрын

    TwoLeftShoes hol up

  • @WingMaster562

    @WingMaster562

    4 жыл бұрын

    I just go to any pirate torrenting proxy sites, they usually have that kind of ads. Also they would show your current "IP", just to scare you into buying ExpressVPN if you don't have that specific VPN.

  • @ceruchi2084

    @ceruchi2084

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@TwoLeftSh0es Give this man an Oscar!

  • @des9544
    @des95446 жыл бұрын

    KZread was just pissed that they couldnt find hot singles in their area.

  • @erikho6936

    @erikho6936

    6 жыл бұрын

    Wait KZread's is single?!? Well I mean they keep on demonetising videos

  • @zEropoint68

    @zEropoint68

    5 жыл бұрын

    not surprising. nobody can find them under all those clothes

  • @CigaretteCrayon

    @CigaretteCrayon

    3 жыл бұрын

    3.1k likes and not a single cochise* related comment. *that's the word my autocorrect has chosen.

  • @matson01
    @matson016 жыл бұрын

    That nice girl has a nice suit

  • @rns2850

    @rns2850

    6 жыл бұрын

    It suits her very nicely

  • @tommywiseau_

    @tommywiseau_

    6 жыл бұрын

    it's custom made

  • @scp--xm7eo

    @scp--xm7eo

    6 жыл бұрын

    juice dust Do you know where I can buy the suit?

  • @devon-vw6yu

    @devon-vw6yu

    6 жыл бұрын

    I like the smell of pizza sauce

  • @doctormoney106

    @doctormoney106

    6 жыл бұрын

    ...

  • @bradwilcox08
    @bradwilcox084 жыл бұрын

    “Your card won’t be charged, but you should definitely provide it to us.” Seems legit

  • @abox5184

    @abox5184

    3 жыл бұрын

    well how else can you find single ladies in your area?

  • @souler__

    @souler__

    3 жыл бұрын

    As legit as every web shop that offers "free" stuff.

  • @areyouwelldoyouhavebrainda2023

    @areyouwelldoyouhavebrainda2023

    2 жыл бұрын

    Actually, that is a common way of age verification. They charge, like, 1 cent and immediately refund it. I think KZread does the same thing now, not sure though.

  • @Rachen1992
    @Rachen19924 жыл бұрын

    Not gonna lie. The clothes edits makes this so much better

  • @peytongonavy

    @peytongonavy

    2 жыл бұрын

    Was waiting for someone to say it

  • @Expertspecter

    @Expertspecter

    Жыл бұрын

    They look so professional now.

  • @SnoppleWopple

    @SnoppleWopple

    Жыл бұрын

    Facts

  • @Ilovehlep

    @Ilovehlep

    Жыл бұрын

    It did it more erotic goddamn

  • @moomyung9231

    @moomyung9231

    8 ай бұрын

    My bf started watching this partway through and thought the one site just had really crappy art.

  • @silasstryder
    @silasstryder5 жыл бұрын

    "huh why'd he pick African American?" "pools closed" "oh"

  • @DJcyberslash

    @DJcyberslash

    4 жыл бұрын

    What? I don't get it.

  • @AshyMuted

    @AshyMuted

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@DJcyberslash Pool's closed

  • @seg162

    @seg162

    4 жыл бұрын

    @A Simple Mohave Desert Tortoise And stingrays.

  • @dhel0r_622

    @dhel0r_622

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@seg162 stingraids

  • @jeremypedersen6894

    @jeremypedersen6894

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@seg162 S T I N G R A I D S

  • @aidandixon6028
    @aidandixon60285 жыл бұрын

    I think I got a virus from merely watching this video.

  • @rachard

    @rachard

    4 жыл бұрын

    Settle down, ok?

  • @Josh-op8wj

    @Josh-op8wj

    4 жыл бұрын

    ok boomer

  • @Josh-op8wj

    @Josh-op8wj

    4 жыл бұрын

    ok b oomer

  • @Josh-op8wj

    @Josh-op8wj

    4 жыл бұрын

    ok

  • @Josh-op8wj

    @Josh-op8wj

    4 жыл бұрын

    help its nt sending .,.//

  • @alicewong9935
    @alicewong99354 жыл бұрын

    It would be funny if by nudity, they meant the shirtless guy, so now you’d have to go back and edit clothes on the dudes.

  • @c.skyrie3434

    @c.skyrie3434

    3 жыл бұрын

    In todays world, you're not wrong (I just want to throw out there in Canada Women are allowed to be 100% topless, and KZread is trying to censor Canadian Law)

  • @billygoat5213

    @billygoat5213

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@c.skyrie3434 lucky :(

  • @ianlilley2577

    @ianlilley2577

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@c.skyrie3434 while legal it is still a massive taboo.

  • @banann_ducc

    @banann_ducc

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ianlilley2577 rlly shouldnt be. Unfortunately Its really hard for society to change with regards to that type of thing.

  • @ianlilley2577

    @ianlilley2577

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@banann_ducc i lean the opposite and would prefer both sexes covered up there chests

  • @sbp4215
    @sbp42154 жыл бұрын

    19:59 **Looks pensively out window, chin resting on hand.** _"Where are you, singles?"_ **whispers, hand touching the glass** _"Where are you?"_

  • @randomcatmeow1394

    @randomcatmeow1394

    4 жыл бұрын

    Where do you come from where do you go Where do you come from hot single Joe?

  • @stardy316

    @stardy316

    4 жыл бұрын

    Joe?

  • @liziren1983

    @liziren1983

    4 жыл бұрын

    Elon Musk 2.0 Joe mama

  • @HerohammerStudios

    @HerohammerStudios

    3 жыл бұрын

    In your area

  • @ZzbulletheadzZ

    @ZzbulletheadzZ

    3 жыл бұрын

    😔

  • @spicyskeleton797
    @spicyskeleton7976 жыл бұрын

    Hot singles wearing two layers of clothing in your area.

  • @user-fy1nq3nf1q

    @user-fy1nq3nf1q

    6 жыл бұрын

    Spicy Skeleton plus a sweater

  • @SethTheXenocide

    @SethTheXenocide

    6 жыл бұрын

    That's why they're hot. They have so many layers on. They need someone to cool them off!

  • @chipputer

    @chipputer

    6 жыл бұрын

    Puritan Mingle

  • @deanchur

    @deanchur

    6 жыл бұрын

    Doug Demuro?

  • @jerry12314

    @jerry12314

    6 жыл бұрын

    So hot...literally!

  • @PhoenixWakeStudios
    @PhoenixWakeStudios6 жыл бұрын

    Here's another hypothesis off the top of my head. Do doctors really hate that single mother who figured out that one simple trick?

  • @Baltimore_Hood_Vines_2014

    @Baltimore_Hood_Vines_2014

    5 жыл бұрын

    I don't get why it's the single mother or single father. And why in the medical field? Like, if it was "this ex real estate agent reveals incredible mortgage trick" people would probably click it instead of laughing it off as a retarded ad for the even more retarded.

  • @Baltimore_Hood_Vines_2014

    @Baltimore_Hood_Vines_2014

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Alyssa McCain the thing is, more people likely care about their mortgage than this one trick to treat tuberculosis that doctors don't want you to know.

  • @Baltimore_Hood_Vines_2014

    @Baltimore_Hood_Vines_2014

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Alyssa McCain Eh, I guess so. Though I still don't get why they have to be single parents and not just normal parents.

  • @dirrdevil

    @dirrdevil

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah. Why would doctors be upset that people aren't sick and injured? So fucking stupid. It's not like physicians ever give advice to prevent illness and injury, diet, and exercise.

  • @yes1sir1no1sir

    @yes1sir1no1sir

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Baltimore_Hood_Vines_2014 Two birds, one stone. Doctors hate her And shes a single hot female in your area

  • @alesta2212
    @alesta22124 жыл бұрын

    internet historian: incognito mode actually goes incognito for the first time.

  • @oliviamontemayer7089

    @oliviamontemayer7089

    3 жыл бұрын

    He never needs it with NordVPN.

  • @terminator3000
    @terminator30003 жыл бұрын

    I've heard, astronauts on the iss actually have internet. Now I wonder: do they get these advertisings as well?

  • @kreatona4219

    @kreatona4219

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hot singles on Mars

  • @IgglePyggle

    @IgglePyggle

    3 жыл бұрын

    @mate with a plate What an odd thing to wonder..

  • @Captianmex1C0

    @Captianmex1C0

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@IgglePyggle tracking down these so called *Hot Singles* is how well eventually find Aliens near the iss

  • @Dushmann_

    @Dushmann_

    3 жыл бұрын

    they get the hottest single: the Sun

  • @wintercaptain
    @wintercaptain6 жыл бұрын

    I hope there is a continuous loop of this being taken down for nudity it being reuploaded with more and more Photoshopped layers of clothing until the screen is nothing but clothes

  • @hendrixrider3592

    @hendrixrider3592

    5 жыл бұрын

    Butch Cassidy good plan

  • @Floris_VI

    @Floris_VI

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@hendrixrider3592 epic

  • @chronic_artist2501

    @chronic_artist2501

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes! I’m the 1000th person who liked this comment!

  • @kitcat3579

    @kitcat3579

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes I'm the 2XXXth person to like this comment ! ;3

  • @anegginthesetryingtimes7636

    @anegginthesetryingtimes7636

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ohhh, so KZread DOES have a sense of humor after all!

  • @InterstellarVulpine
    @InterstellarVulpine6 жыл бұрын

    What if YOU were the hot single in your area all along? 🤔

  • @ropstensvaktare170

    @ropstensvaktare170

    6 жыл бұрын

    thonk

  • @Blame_Wayne

    @Blame_Wayne

    6 жыл бұрын

    OoF

  • @NightSide1349

    @NightSide1349

    6 жыл бұрын

    「Big Ol' Bear」 looking for some daily hook ups

  • @gloverwilliams

    @gloverwilliams

    6 жыл бұрын

    “John, you were the hot singles all along.” And then John was a woman.

  • @doctormoney106

    @doctormoney106

    6 жыл бұрын

    「Big Ol' Bear」OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @Cissonius
    @Cissonius4 жыл бұрын

    7:54 some of those frames weren't edited im very disappointed now my son is thinking about women instead of going to bible school you ruined my kid im suing actually better yet let me speak to you manager.

  • @Cissonius

    @Cissonius

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@cheeseman8370 asked Karan you know the girl will the big hair, she said her husband was a cop and you can't do that. and since you are so racist im going to call your boss as well and brag on Facebook about it.

  • @plokijum

    @plokijum

    3 жыл бұрын

    This video made me eat a bat soup

  • @armchairrocketscientist4934
    @armchairrocketscientist49344 жыл бұрын

    The real hot singles are on my cheese sandwich.

  • @7cassandraecw378

    @7cassandraecw378

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was going to give a "damn straight" to someone else, but this deserves it more.

  • @quantumblauthor7300

    @quantumblauthor7300

    4 жыл бұрын

    _boo_ _get off the stage_

  • @omeloithemarshmallow7663

    @omeloithemarshmallow7663

    3 жыл бұрын

    Now you’re a hot single

  • @armchairrocketscientist4934

    @armchairrocketscientist4934

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@omeloithemarshmallow7663 I try 😏

  • @PeterWalkerHP16c

    @PeterWalkerHP16c

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@omeloithemarshmallow7663 No must be toaster first ...

  • @cegg2980
    @cegg29806 жыл бұрын

    i'll rewatch for the fully clothed women

  • @user-fy1nq3nf1q

    @user-fy1nq3nf1q

    6 жыл бұрын

    cegg hot

  • @thepie193

    @thepie193

    6 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @liiiliiiliiiliiil

    @liiiliiiliiiliiil

    6 жыл бұрын

    dem tux

  • @doggoboii

    @doggoboii

    6 жыл бұрын

    yummy clothes mmm 😋

  • @jerry12314

    @jerry12314

    6 жыл бұрын

    CFNM

  • @deep-spaghetti
    @deep-spaghetti5 жыл бұрын

    god i'm worried i'll get a virus watching this video

  • @legoindianajones8363

    @legoindianajones8363

    4 жыл бұрын

    Coronavirus in Italy:it's corona time

  • @ethanthepineapple3269

    @ethanthepineapple3269

    4 жыл бұрын

    You were too early

  • @applechoco483

    @applechoco483

    4 жыл бұрын

    Once I was bingewatching videos on Windows destructions and the like, and I went to open a recommended video in a new tab, and AVG gave me a popup about the page having a JavaScript virus. ...I'm not even sure how that's a thing, like... what?

  • @laggianput

    @laggianput

    4 жыл бұрын

    Literally

  • @lugoorstar

    @lugoorstar

    3 жыл бұрын

    I gave the 1000 like

  • @akillermelon
    @akillermelon3 жыл бұрын

    Back in 2013 I was browsing the internet when I saw a ad for hot local singles in my area. Obviously I clicked on it. I go through the registration process. Than a girl in a green bikini popped up on the screen saying "Your almost there, I just need your credit card information to charge you three fiddy a month". It was at that time I realized the girl in the green bikini was a 60 foot crustacean from the Paleolithic area. So I said "God dang it your no dang hot local single! You're the Lochness Monster! You ain't getting no Tree fiddy from me you god damn Loch Ness Monster!" It suddenly disappeared off my screen. I have never seen a ad for hot local singles again.

  • @birdsamora9925

    @birdsamora9925

    2 жыл бұрын

    Roasted her into disappearing from any of your servers.

  • @favoritemustard3542

    @favoritemustard3542

    2 жыл бұрын

    ㅜRUㅌ SㅜㅇR丫!{?}

  • @akillermelon

    @akillermelon

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@favoritemustard3542 yes

  • @henryreimer8310

    @henryreimer8310

    2 жыл бұрын

    If you were on reddit you would have just gotten an award, best I can do now is a like

  • @leef8433

    @leef8433

    Жыл бұрын

    I would fuck the Loch Ness monster

  • @jozinek876
    @jozinek8765 жыл бұрын

    Love how all the "hot singles" were middle aged/elderly women.

  • @fredbrown2643

    @fredbrown2643

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hey, you’re forgetting our lord and savior

  • @njnjhjh8918

    @njnjhjh8918

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hot flashes are a bitch

  • @jurisfootrag

    @jurisfootrag

    4 жыл бұрын

    The first, 3rd and 6th could have gotten it from me. just sayin'

  • @dontaskmeaboutmyprofilepic5898

    @dontaskmeaboutmyprofilepic5898

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jurisfootrag yikes

  • @wood9738

    @wood9738

    3 жыл бұрын

    You want the fbi

  • @FluFFY13G
    @FluFFY13G6 жыл бұрын

    Clicked to see why the video was removed, stayed to see the great edited version

  • @AmokCanuck

    @AmokCanuck

    6 жыл бұрын

    Kevin Malone saaaaaaame

  • @gregmcgregginton574

    @gregmcgregginton574

    6 жыл бұрын

    ditto

  • @doggoboii

    @doggoboii

    6 жыл бұрын

    Kevin Malone retweet

  • @Im_helpless

    @Im_helpless

    6 жыл бұрын

    the editing is unbeatable, just next level

  • @mynameisnotbruce6686

    @mynameisnotbruce6686

    6 жыл бұрын

    i’m serious about this stuff. i’m up all night, crushing garlic

  • @ColonialFungus
    @ColonialFungus6 жыл бұрын

    >MFW there are tons of soft core porn videos on KZread but a fucking niche meme video gets taken down because there is totally not another metric KZread is using to flag these videos.

  • @rep1600

    @rep1600

    6 жыл бұрын

    yeah the pacman vid right? and they remove this video rather than that one, probably because its animation or something

  • @TheLuigiBrother77

    @TheLuigiBrother77

    6 жыл бұрын

    how do you know there is tons of softcore porn on youtube

  • @porter5224

    @porter5224

    6 жыл бұрын

    Elsagate

  • @joaoarthur6487

    @joaoarthur6487

    6 жыл бұрын

    +Porter Rodney lol

  • @brycegames8837

    @brycegames8837

    6 жыл бұрын

    Solitaire naked yoga ;)

  • @Mahiro497
    @Mahiro4974 жыл бұрын

    all the hot singles disappeared when i turned ublock on :(

  • @mandarth9951

    @mandarth9951

    4 жыл бұрын

    They are allergic to them

  • @attilapataki46
    @attilapataki464 жыл бұрын

    enter your credit card and your money will be in hot single digits too

  • @EliminatorPerformance
    @EliminatorPerformance6 жыл бұрын

    Upload video with no description, no tags and no thumbnail, then wait until it's fully processed. Once you see it's green (assuming it is) then go ahead an add the description, tags and thumbnail 1 by 1. Only reason I know this, is because KZread has flagged 3 of my last uploads, and I make lawn mower repair videos lol KZread is *Broken*

  • @erikho6936

    @erikho6936

    6 жыл бұрын

    Time to scam the systems

  • @ectothermic

    @ectothermic

    5 жыл бұрын

    That's amazing.

  • @henryfarrari2023

    @henryfarrari2023

    5 жыл бұрын

    youtube may be broken, but lawnmowers arent when youre around

  • @plot6520

    @plot6520

    5 жыл бұрын

    Metal as fuck video topic!

  • @Music_games_history

    @Music_games_history

    5 жыл бұрын

    You know what else is pretty metal? FUCKIN SLAYER

  • @masonseymour2455
    @masonseymour24556 жыл бұрын

    I hope you have a nice Christmas and I hope Internet Herstorian doesn’t leave you for somebody who actually has a real job.

  • @harryelliott8905

    @harryelliott8905

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hope she doesn't leave you for a hot single in her area

  • @Glace1221

    @Glace1221

    6 жыл бұрын

    She wouldn't be much of a SHEro is she did!

  • @HerohammerStudios

    @HerohammerStudios

    2 жыл бұрын

    pls

  • @jaredelliott5778

    @jaredelliott5778

    Жыл бұрын

    @@harryelliott8905 Yo

  • @COOLBEANSOFFICIAL
    @COOLBEANSOFFICIAL4 жыл бұрын

    Honestly that girl in the video was probably trafficked

  • @Antonio-vp3es

    @Antonio-vp3es

    4 жыл бұрын

    that's dark af

  • @omeloithemarshmallow7663

    @omeloithemarshmallow7663

    3 жыл бұрын

    Jeez don’t make me think about that

  • @Vyansya

    @Vyansya

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bruh

  • @wateriswet9301

    @wateriswet9301

    3 жыл бұрын

    I hope it was a fiverr type deal

  • @mcdldlgf6652

    @mcdldlgf6652

    3 жыл бұрын

    Jesus

  • @GranRey-0
    @GranRey-02 жыл бұрын

    10:08 The game says you get a 2day free trial and after that it auto-renews for $39.95/mo Then it says on the right under _Your Platinum Membership Deals_ that you get a 7 day free trial of another site which is $39.94/mo and another site that's a 10 day trial before it's $49.95/mo..... So if you did put your credit card in here and not uncheck the box on the right, and had not cancelled after 10 days, your card would have accrued *$129.84* ...and that's what it'll every month until you cancel...and unless you go to your credit card and put in a stop payment I imagine it'll be a bunch of hoops to hop though...

  • @Kalkbrenner
    @Kalkbrenner6 жыл бұрын

    >So I added a bunch of clothes to women who were already wearing clothes This world has reached Peak Absurdity. Let's shut her down.

  • @Kay_213_

    @Kay_213_

    4 жыл бұрын

    Where’s the off switch?

  • @Anomaly-uz9pr

    @Anomaly-uz9pr

    4 жыл бұрын

    RedJive213 it’s a thermonuclear bomb

  • @dome2919

    @dome2919

    4 жыл бұрын

    No sthtupid, it's antivax children developing the beginning of the zombie virus and chasing survivors off the edge of the earth. Silver Lining: last survivor gets victory royale

  • @chinsaw2727

    @chinsaw2727

    4 жыл бұрын

    RedJive213 On the president’s desk

  • @Sonichero151

    @Sonichero151

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@chinsaw2727 quick someone set up a fake Putin Twitter account and goat Trump into firing nukes

  • @wotwott2319
    @wotwott23195 жыл бұрын

    "voluptuous woman looking for a cub" oh.. oh no...

  • @zelg.5551

    @zelg.5551

    4 жыл бұрын

    *You get used to it.*

  • @cowlec8761

    @cowlec8761

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bears!

  • @quantumblauthor7300

    @quantumblauthor7300

    4 жыл бұрын

    You have been banned from region chat

  • @timo4258

    @timo4258

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm not sure I want to know what that means.

  • @Guru_1092

    @Guru_1092

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@timo4258 I do!

  • @avengermkii7872
    @avengermkii78724 жыл бұрын

    I love how this video exists so I don't have to click them. I always assume those ads were scams or malware-laden.

  • @cerisskies
    @cerisskies4 жыл бұрын

    "It's in a trashy area" Nope, that's all of England

  • @alexmann152
    @alexmann1526 жыл бұрын

    Reported for not enough nudity.

  • @darkworlddenizen

    @darkworlddenizen

    6 жыл бұрын

    ( o Y 0) Hope this helps

  • @alexmann152

    @alexmann152

    6 жыл бұрын

    Well it wasn't my proudest fap. But it was a fap none the less

  • @darkworlddenizen

    @darkworlddenizen

    6 жыл бұрын

    Alex Mann Sometimes for the sake of survival, we must do things that some would consider... unnatural.

  • @guercare

    @guercare

    6 жыл бұрын

    You are my hero

  • @waffleless
    @waffleless6 жыл бұрын

    I am looking forward to seeing this rereuploaded with even more clothes.

  • @nepnepnepnepnep

    @nepnepnepnepnep

    6 жыл бұрын

    waffleless it will reach the point where everyones wearing a hijab

  • @salsaandbrwx1449

    @salsaandbrwx1449

    6 жыл бұрын

    on a hijab

  • @RaptorNX01

    @RaptorNX01

    Жыл бұрын

    Hypothesis: Are there hot clothes in your area?

  • @PineapplesPerhaps
    @PineapplesPerhaps3 жыл бұрын

    Watching videos like this makes me feel like I have friends

  • @imadrifter

    @imadrifter

    2 жыл бұрын

    Fr. KZread is a gift from above for me, the giant sad man

  • @politech2722
    @politech27224 жыл бұрын

    “Can you hear what she’s saying?” “No, what’s she saying?” *panicked volume lowering*

  • @user-nl8xo2xq4w
    @user-nl8xo2xq4w5 жыл бұрын

    Ah yes, the one true gender: couple

  • @sbp4215

    @sbp4215

    4 жыл бұрын

    2-Spirit

  • @funky2670

    @funky2670

    4 жыл бұрын

    hivemind

  • @quantumblauthor7300

    @quantumblauthor7300

    4 жыл бұрын

    Category: couple, power (disambiguation) My father beat me with jumper cables

  • @saki453
    @saki4536 жыл бұрын

    Now i understand why they are hot! THEIR WEARING TWO LAYERS OF CLOTHING!!

  • @thenotsodemocraticrepublic7731

    @thenotsodemocraticrepublic7731

    5 жыл бұрын

    T: you ever hear of of a reverse stripper

  • @peepas2633

    @peepas2633

    5 жыл бұрын

    back to reddit

  • @cgme7076
    @cgme70764 жыл бұрын

    I am really hoping you were using a virtual machine for this.

  • @christopher.tomins2001
    @christopher.tomins20014 жыл бұрын

    I feel my computer contracting viruses just from watching this

  • @carloscolon466
    @carloscolon4665 жыл бұрын

    “Can you hear this? Can you hear what she’s saying?” “No, what’s she saying?” *intentionally turns down volume*

  • @SuperJackhack2
    @SuperJackhack26 жыл бұрын

    Behind this "free" wall (that totally isn't a paywall), where we need your card info (to totally verify your age and not to begin automatically billing you), there's hot singles looking to hookup with you! (User experiences may be vastly different, no refunds)

  • @Eidolon1andOnly
    @Eidolon1andOnly3 жыл бұрын

    Can we all just appreciate that Internet Historian's laugh sounds like a barking seal.

  • @gub4941
    @gub49414 жыл бұрын

    There is no Easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy, and there are no hot singles in your area.

  • @ikanderson
    @ikanderson5 жыл бұрын

    _”So we’re here on 4chan”_ This is gonna get weird really quick

  • @7000_Skeletons
    @7000_Skeletons6 жыл бұрын

    Awww I had a bunch of upvotes on a comment I made on the original video...

  • @imasiontist653

    @imasiontist653

    6 жыл бұрын

    Sandro The Great rip

  • @matheustran8009

    @matheustran8009

    6 жыл бұрын

    What was your previous comment?

  • @RandumStuffRandumnes

    @RandumStuffRandumnes

    6 жыл бұрын

    It's not like Reddit, updoots bear no weight here.

  • @AnkaaAvarshina

    @AnkaaAvarshina

    6 жыл бұрын

    RanDumSocksGames still cool though

  • @griffinmyers6618

    @griffinmyers6618

    6 жыл бұрын

    Boohoo

  • @Utonian21
    @Utonian213 жыл бұрын

    I like how those websites are like: "Create an account for free!" then once you do you hit a dead end and they insist you pay for a membership, lmao

  • @JonahTV
    @JonahTV4 жыл бұрын

    In case anyone is curious (and yes I know I’m 2 years late) but I put the address from 2:31 into google maps and it’s literally just some dudes house on a residential street in the UK. I’m half tempted to go knock on his door and ask him in person if he knows where to find hot singles.

  • @aes2621
    @aes26216 жыл бұрын

    You know what’s scary, I was on 4chan and one of those ads came up, but i recognizes the girl in the picture, she went to my old school and I still have her number. Now I’m tempted to send her the screenshot and say “So how about that date?”

  • @Dampzombieslayer

    @Dampzombieslayer

    6 жыл бұрын

    Do it

  • @danielbob2628

    @danielbob2628

    6 жыл бұрын

    Do it

  • @movezie

    @movezie

    6 жыл бұрын

    D o I t

  • @ignoreallpastcommentsforth8271

    @ignoreallpastcommentsforth8271

    6 жыл бұрын

    D O I T

  • @drivernephi5587

    @drivernephi5587

    6 жыл бұрын

    Do it

  • @juicenkam5290
    @juicenkam52905 жыл бұрын

    My question is how anyone tech literate enough to browse 4chan would ever click on these

  • @Svoorhout85

    @Svoorhout85

    5 жыл бұрын

    Men do stupid shit when theyre thirsty.

  • @XxmatixX6videosdiariosdenadav

    @XxmatixX6videosdiariosdenadav

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Svoorhout85 I usually drink water

  • @voidofspaceandtime4684

    @voidofspaceandtime4684

    4 жыл бұрын

    Q boomers probably

  • @spybird5870

    @spybird5870

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Svoorhout85 so do women, knight.

  • @rokronroff

    @rokronroff

    4 жыл бұрын

    I think you've given the denizens of 4chan too much credit

  • @sussyyybaka
    @sussyyybaka4 жыл бұрын

    God damnit. I hate these videos. You’re so entertaining, and the fact that these videos end makes me feel physical pain. I can’t stop rewatching your content.

  • @11Survivor
    @11Survivor3 жыл бұрын

    Website: Hot mature singles in . Me, who lives in an area where everyone knows each other: *Recognises picture.* Also me: "Grandma, we have to talk..."

  • @iam16bits
    @iam16bits6 жыл бұрын

    There are fully clothed singles in your area.

  • @fukmachups1876

    @fukmachups1876

    4 жыл бұрын

    Praise allah.

  • @mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305

    @mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fake news

  • @shortcake6984
    @shortcake69846 жыл бұрын

    NSFW FAMILY FRIENDLY PG CLEAN

  • @PlonkapplePrequel

    @PlonkapplePrequel

    6 жыл бұрын

    🎵One of these things is not like the other!🎵

  • @caittastic

    @caittastic

    6 жыл бұрын

    RobDoesRips no spaghetti for waluigi

  • @shayusu8317

    @shayusu8317

    6 жыл бұрын

    0utta S1TE Christian not safe for work? Don't you mean sfw?

  • @d0rdy

    @d0rdy

    6 жыл бұрын

    DerpsMcPineapple 🎵One of these just dosent belong🎵

  • @thenotsodemocraticrepublic7731

    @thenotsodemocraticrepublic7731

    5 жыл бұрын

    0utta S1TE heck

  • @corettaha7855
    @corettaha78554 жыл бұрын

    I wish someone would add clothes to my clothes. I just wish

  • @spybird5870

    @spybird5870

    4 жыл бұрын

    gotchu bro, how many layers?

  • @FollowerofDuck
    @FollowerofDuck5 жыл бұрын

    Plot twist: you were the hot single (in your area) the whole time

  • @quantumblauthor7300

    @quantumblauthor7300

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hot singles are (not) in your area

  • @StylinandRaciallyProfilin
    @StylinandRaciallyProfilin6 жыл бұрын

    I predict this will also get taken down for nudity.

  • @user-fy1nq3nf1q

    @user-fy1nq3nf1q

    6 жыл бұрын

    Stylin' and Racially Profilin' give it a bit

  • @mcbeeple8496

    @mcbeeple8496

    6 жыл бұрын

    The video has a woman in it - - /Leans into Walkie Talkie/ take it down boys.

  • @thepie193

    @thepie193

    6 жыл бұрын

    Like uncle Tom on Christmas eve

  • @S2Tubes

    @S2Tubes

    6 жыл бұрын

    There was topless, I don't want to assume xis gender, nudity.

  • @manband20

    @manband20

    6 жыл бұрын

    His voice made me take my clothes off and start beatin the old salami so yes, there is nudity involved.

  • @offensivepepe231
    @offensivepepe2316 жыл бұрын

    Just realized why there were so many poorly drawn suits.

  • @TheBecke1983
    @TheBecke19833 жыл бұрын

    My whole identity got stolen by just watching this video :) i think it is hilarious how some people actually get scammed clicking stuff like this. If you are a person who would fall for scams of any kind "Stop it. Get some help."

  • @MusicaNota

    @MusicaNota

    3 жыл бұрын

    Honestly, the ones who fall for these things are probably either children, the elderly, or the mentally unsound.

  • @darius2640
    @darius26404 жыл бұрын

    So to conclude there are singles in your area but none of them are hot

  • @denn394
    @denn3946 жыл бұрын

    Have a nice Christmas, Internet Historian! Please pass my love on to Internet Herstorian for me!❤️

  • @apotato6278

    @apotato6278

    6 жыл бұрын

    And a happy new year!

  • @malgottos1423

    @malgottos1423

    6 жыл бұрын

    This is what you get for trying to be nice on a meme channel

  • @Epillon
    @Epillon5 жыл бұрын

    "I want to sleep on a bed made out of Internet Historians voice"

  • @jenchan967
    @jenchan9674 жыл бұрын

    I love it! Please edit them in all of the videos!❤️

  • @venera13
    @venera134 жыл бұрын

    You should get a throw away prepaid card with like, $5 on it. And use it to test these "age verifications" out. If you use it multiple times within the same hour you might get multiple scammers clammoring to steal your $5

  • @cokedupnormies2651
    @cokedupnormies26515 жыл бұрын

    Do you notice the psychological masterplay at work in the best game ever? They ask you so many questions so you become sick and tired of answering them and just want to play the game, and eventually give the card details without thinking. We're smarter so we know but I can see kids falling for this almost endlessly, which is super sad imo.

  • @notrod5341

    @notrod5341

    5 жыл бұрын

    Well yeah. These ads target the vulnerable. Most scams do.

  • @bulldozer8950

    @bulldozer8950

    4 жыл бұрын

    you know that is how scams work.

  • @Theendman42

    @Theendman42

    4 жыл бұрын

    The question is, do they even bother allowing you to play a game after you've given them the credit card information? Does it just do nothing afterward?

  • @deltan6212

    @deltan6212

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Theendman42 Porn isn't typically so shy from showing you what its offering behind stolen copyright and 3D stills. Most likely it doesn't lead to anywhere.

  • @KomradeCPU

    @KomradeCPU

    4 жыл бұрын

    but what if I'm dumb and I keep getting scammed with these, what to do?! :( just wanted some hot singles in my area

  • @Mirandorl
    @Mirandorl5 жыл бұрын

    I uploaded a picture of my hand holding a failed part from a piece of equipment I owned in order to show the manufacturer. The fact the pic was 70% fleshtones (my hand) meant imgur flagged it as dirty porno. It literally comes down to a check of RGB values in the image.

  • @nathanjora7627

    @nathanjora7627

    3 жыл бұрын

    I don’t know if that system is surprisingly ingenious or completely stupid XD

  • @isabellaangeline2175

    @isabellaangeline2175

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@nathanjora7627 Completely stupid.

  • @kecukraftwork1988

    @kecukraftwork1988

    Жыл бұрын

    Not just flagged as regular porno, but dirty porno at that. What sort of hands do you have?!

  • @markm0000

    @markm0000

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kecukraftwork1988 Hold, with your special hands.

  • @jackhames3874
    @jackhames38743 жыл бұрын

    I love Internet Historian’s yelping laugh

  • @apimpnamedslickback7115
    @apimpnamedslickback71154 жыл бұрын

    Of all the people who's videos I've been watching today who were trying to be funny, yours has been the only one that has actually made me laugh.

  • @saltyddog9203
    @saltyddog92036 жыл бұрын

    Hot singles in your area Hot singles at your door Hot singles with shotguns Hot singles break-in Hot singles are ex-girlfriends Hot singles want revenge Hot singles start shooting Hot singles Massacre

  • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid

    @SuperCosmicMutantSquid

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hot shingles.

  • @joestalin7588

    @joestalin7588

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hot pringles

  • @warbossgegguz679

    @warbossgegguz679

    6 жыл бұрын

    This sounds like a series of exploitation films.

  • @redthejack927
    @redthejack9276 жыл бұрын

    Hey, heres an idea for a next episode "Did i really win that million dollars?"

  • @giacomomeluzzi280

    @giacomomeluzzi280

    6 жыл бұрын

    or that iPad

  • @yolotrain8409
    @yolotrain84094 жыл бұрын

    "Harvey Weinstein" lol'd

  • @Vednier
    @Vednier Жыл бұрын

    Thing i like most in those scams is BIG words telling "you will not be charged" and small tellign "this charge will appear as...". so...

  • @FluFFY13G
    @FluFFY13G6 жыл бұрын

    Imagine seeing your grandma on these local single websites lmaoooo

  • @robthehitmanrude

    @robthehitmanrude

    6 жыл бұрын

    I've started seeing mine.

  • @Overphased

    @Overphased

    6 жыл бұрын

    Kevin Malone I feel like there's a story behind this comment!

  • @HatsuneInku

    @HatsuneInku

    6 жыл бұрын

    Kevin Malone No

  • @gribo.9543

    @gribo.9543

    6 жыл бұрын

    Fucking adhorrent, unfunny, absolutely cancerous and edgy post.

  • @TAKEYOURCREATINE

    @TAKEYOURCREATINE

    6 жыл бұрын

    Kinoko4 are you okay man?

  • @travisdickens8721
    @travisdickens87216 жыл бұрын

    I would love it if there was a dating site for the elderly called “Hot Shingles in your area”

  • @edmundscycles1

    @edmundscycles1

    5 жыл бұрын

    Isn't that for Sean Connery dating too?

  • @Grumplebumple

    @Grumplebumple

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@edmundscycles1 it's a site for elderly Sean Connery impersonators

  • @imadrifter

    @imadrifter

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thish ish the red ochtoberr

  • @1597B

    @1597B

    Жыл бұрын

    Absolute madman, you.

  • @MurcuryEntertainment
    @MurcuryEntertainment4 жыл бұрын

    I'm like, tempted to give you guys the credit card info for some empty prepaid visas, just so you can truly plunder the depths.

  • @the34zydc.64
    @the34zydc.644 жыл бұрын

    I know everything about the internet, so I'm gonna stay subscribed. But thanks for the offer.

  • @kewldude007
    @kewldude0076 жыл бұрын

    13:51 too much shoulder, RIP

  • @metaouroboros690

    @metaouroboros690

    6 жыл бұрын

    kewldude007 D E M O N I T I Z E D

  • @evilsexyhamlet6399

    @evilsexyhamlet6399

    6 жыл бұрын

    I'm squanching over here

  • @Gabedoescallofduty
    @Gabedoescallofduty6 жыл бұрын

    heres a question, if theres a hot single in your area, but you're not there to answer, was there ever a hot single to begin with?

  • @dead_kennedys7870

    @dead_kennedys7870

    6 жыл бұрын

    ReVox Yea. They still exist and is still in the area.

  • @LeatherCladVegan

    @LeatherCladVegan

    6 жыл бұрын

    What if there's a hot single in your area, but you're not actually there at all - was the hot single ever in your area? I think I just blew my own mind, and if you think about it long enough, the only conclusion you can come to is that 'your area' is an ever-shifting illusion. Fuck.

  • @polmak1507

    @polmak1507

    5 жыл бұрын

    Schroidinger’s hot single

  • @plz_view
    @plz_view2 жыл бұрын

    When the website says hot singles in a 5km radius of your house but the only things in a 5km radius are a preschool and an orphanage

  • @squigin3380

    @squigin3380

    Жыл бұрын

    Teachers and nuns brah

  • @ajbleas
    @ajbleas3 жыл бұрын

    I can feel the Malware just piling up on your computer as I watch these videos....

  • @weevisscoliosis1958
    @weevisscoliosis19586 жыл бұрын

    I like it better with the mspaint clothes

  • @Nosferdamus
    @Nosferdamus6 жыл бұрын

    the hot singles got mad and tried a false flag operation.

  • @laa0fa502
    @laa0fa5023 жыл бұрын

    I'm convinced the re-upload is the best version

  • @gazelle4204
    @gazelle42044 жыл бұрын

    10:24 'Voluptuous woman looking for a cub(SF only) Me: "she's looking for Sangvis Ferri? "

  • @BigSchim
    @BigSchim5 жыл бұрын

    The lore you guys build over an afternoon of shitposting is a jewel.

  • @olie304
    @olie3046 жыл бұрын

    The reason there were two similar sites is because scammers A) Make tons of similar sites that are interlinked to trap you and B) sell their website formats and pshing techniques to other scammers. Either or is likely the case here. When you got stuck at the game portion of the video not only did they try to make money off your credit card, but, they gave you a survey to make money off of your input by selling it to a company that wants the data.

  • @Caositus
    @Caositus4 жыл бұрын

    Did Internet Historian predict that Harvey Weinstein would go down 2 years before he did?

  • @GameyRaccoon

    @GameyRaccoon

    3 жыл бұрын

    No this was after metoo

  • @Mrjonnyjonjon123

    @Mrjonnyjonjon123

    Жыл бұрын

    @@GameyRaccoon was it tho? didn't he say it was a reupload?

  • @Scorch428
    @Scorch4283 жыл бұрын

    I love how all those questions had absolutely no bearing on anything lol

  • @swivelkeyring3512
    @swivelkeyring35126 жыл бұрын

    Taken down due to nudity, meanwhile those bare tops cooking channel thriving in KZread

  • @vaskedagame880

    @vaskedagame880

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@JacktionYT Need it for research, am I right

  • @forgedwithsteel

    @forgedwithsteel

    5 жыл бұрын

    We need sources

  • @RinkoDinko

    @RinkoDinko

    5 жыл бұрын

    ?

  • @comradeurod9805

    @comradeurod9805

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@vaskedagame880 look up ultimate egg sandwich

  • @tomg5187
    @tomg51876 жыл бұрын

    Bro you should think about a podcast! I could fall asleep to your soothing voice every night ❤️ [no homosexuals]

  • @christopherweaver9543

    @christopherweaver9543

    6 жыл бұрын

    Looking for hot homosexuals? (in your area)

  • @diegopereda2125

    @diegopereda2125

    6 жыл бұрын

    Christopher Weaver I am

  • @orangeapples

    @orangeapples

    6 жыл бұрын

    You never know until you try.

  • @tuffilaro1565

    @tuffilaro1565

    6 жыл бұрын

    Diagnoser 00 just good acting ;)

  • @ethanjennings7235

    @ethanjennings7235

    6 жыл бұрын

    You mean Homoseccsuuals

  • @PandiiMan
    @PandiiMan4 жыл бұрын

    I straight laughed out loud when you said that line about the lady not telling you truth

  • @Starlightlu2
    @Starlightlu25 жыл бұрын

    I really shouldn’t have been drinking tea while watching this. I didn’t expect to choke on it so many times.

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