Any Poll's a Goal
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Four quick stories about online polls.
They go exactly the way you expect.
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Props to Pitbull for actually going.
@tximistarissole
6 жыл бұрын
. Jason it was really nice of him!
@LeUziskull
6 жыл бұрын
he's mr. worldwide after all
@imrcreeper1714
6 жыл бұрын
Le Uziskull taking "Mr. Worldwide" to a new level.
@tomo4977
6 жыл бұрын
I mean, he should've, Taylor not going was a bit of a dick move even if it was staged. Who knows, maybe there were some swift fans in that school.
@trueblueclue
5 жыл бұрын
He's a pretty chill and classy guy. He's known for participating in charity and his divorce was cleanly settled out of court unlike most celebrity shit shows.
The fact that Pitbull was the only one who emerged victorious out of every other attempt is nothing short of poetic
@SWY1356
3 жыл бұрын
he is called 'mr worldwide' for a reason
@Jacob-df5hr
3 жыл бұрын
Just being a good sport about it will get you a ton of goodwill. Taylor should've met Charles, yeah they artificially stuffed the ballot, but he was a legit fan wasn't he? And half of her fuckin catalogue is about not judging people on their looks.
@sbstnpofadder
3 жыл бұрын
True class act.
@fuongbregas
3 жыл бұрын
@@Jacob-df5hr she only meets a guy who can fill her under so that she can break up and write a new song about it :))
@phoenixchase9271
3 жыл бұрын
I mean the school got money from swift and she probably got good PR so I count that as a win
Pitbull, to date, is the only celeb who has defeated the internet.
@ChristopherErbs
3 жыл бұрын
Mr worldwide.
@TheShinyFeraligatr
3 жыл бұрын
Him and Mr. Rogers, who beat the internet because they refused to show up.
@thetaytheist
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheShinyFeraligatr how did Rogers do that?
@TheShinyFeraligatr
3 жыл бұрын
@@thetaytheist Because no one, not even 4chan, fucks with Mr. Rogers.
@user-bn8bh1ct3c
3 жыл бұрын
Pitbull, to date, is the only celeb who has defeated the internet.
Props to Pitbull for pulling a Chad move that impressed the Internet for his dedication to fan satisfaction and wholesomeness.
@isapu1948
2 жыл бұрын
To be fair He had it easier than some of the others
@MajorZero61
2 жыл бұрын
@@isapu1948 I get not sending Bieber to Best Korea, and I get not performing a concert at a school for the deaf, but cancelling the Biggest Fan poll because you designed a shitty website and 4chan trolled it, and then calling Charles Z creepy is pretty petty.
@sadmanh0
2 жыл бұрын
@@MajorZero61 what's the big deal with singing at a deaf school? I'm sure the staff or whatever would've appreciated it.
@---xj1il
2 жыл бұрын
Deaf people can still feel the sonic vibrations at concerts so its pretty shitty to cancel on them just because they are deaf
@ezkiller93
2 жыл бұрын
@@---xj1il Ikr. They could've also had a guy on the sidelines doing hand gestures to translate the instrument sounds into sign language
4chan's only mistake was underestimating mr worldwide.
@Zyrdalf
4 жыл бұрын
Who?
@dragatus
4 жыл бұрын
@@Zyrdalf The guy who actually went to the Walmart in Alaska.
@Zyrdalf
4 жыл бұрын
Thxs, I just didn’t know why he was called mr worldwide. Thanks
@krmdagger1126
4 жыл бұрын
You mean the abbandoned one in juneau?
@DaxMarko
4 жыл бұрын
Everyone won in that situation. It was pretty wholesome troll that 4chan has done.
i dont like him much, but shoutout to pitbull for actually going to alaska
@swagduilyesson9169
6 жыл бұрын
music
@Cruxador
6 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure the deaf kids would have actually appreciated the T. Swift music as well - "deaf" doesn't necessarily mean "can't get any enjoyment from music". They could've turned into a positive PR stunt and a good opportunity to do something for disabled people, or at the very least to virtue signal a bit. But they decided to take a PR black eye instead.
@ginandtoxic3122
6 жыл бұрын
Mr. Worldwide
@AlexReynard
6 жыл бұрын
People can produce crappy product and be genuinely decent folks. Case in point, Kid Rock.
@TheSpidersider
6 жыл бұрын
There's a reason he's called Mr. Worldwide.
Let's be real here, the only reason the Marketing Team has that one point is because Mr. Worldwide is a pretty _chill_ guy.
@dylanwoods5944
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks alot my family is now all dead from laughing so hard 😢
@EEEEEEEE
11 ай бұрын
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I like how despite most of her songs being about how we shouldn’t judge a book by their cover, Taylor still didn’t want to meet Charles.
@UBvtuber
Жыл бұрын
If you read a lot of the news about her (especially after 2015), its very clear that she is kind of a petty and horrible woman. FFS, she tried to trademark the year 1989. *(UPDATE: or it's clear that they paint her as one. I'm not that invested in her, so I apologize for believing the media about anything. That was my bad. But, my god did her PR team make her look bad with the Charles and the Trademark thing.)* Not that I blame you if you dont want to do that....
@thetiniestpirate
Жыл бұрын
Would you feel safe going to meet him? I know I wouldn't be game.
@delusion5867
Жыл бұрын
@@UBvtuber that's probably more of a producer/record company action (the trademark that is)
@UBvtuber
Жыл бұрын
@@delusion5867 well her label sucks then
@bast4rdlyreaper
Жыл бұрын
@@UBvtuber it's what happens when you sell your soul for fame.
Rick Ashley was voted to play at a local danish concert and I was on security duty while 30k people were rick rolled live.
@iare19
4 жыл бұрын
Doesnt seem so local if 30k people are there🤣🤣
@nonamepasserbya6658
4 жыл бұрын
@@iare19 It's always the locals says 4chan. I call bullshit especially with the Minneapolis riots.
@dogman5791
3 жыл бұрын
@@nonamepasserbya6658 check when it was posted
@anakinskywalker1631
3 жыл бұрын
It’s rick astly
@dangjace7210
3 жыл бұрын
Anakin Skywalker you have good taste for some who hates sand
Then Nintendo did a poll for the next smash character and everyone voted shrek
@rusdanibudiwicaksono1879
3 жыл бұрын
...But I want Doomguy :(
@Verdugo_Arulaq
3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me how when Bayonetta won that poll they said she was the top choice “in Europe” and I think they said Japan too in that sentence but I don’t remember. Point is they left out the US Cause the US had stupid characters (I think the top two were Shrek and Goku) that they didn’t want to give attention to them. Lmao
@korhol2065
3 жыл бұрын
Goku was never gonna win Cause he’s weak
@souakadpadkid6685
3 жыл бұрын
@@deoxtroy7556 Or Phoenix Wright.
@cynicalclusterfuck5605
3 жыл бұрын
@@korhol2065 You're gonna wake to weebs.. What have you done..?
2:06 "how do we ruin this" that is the second most 4chan thing ever right behind "triangulate the bushes"
@reinatr4848
3 жыл бұрын
How do we ruin this is more 4chan tbh
@thatnikkakris2339
2 жыл бұрын
Where is that😭
@brennanvilcheck9469
3 ай бұрын
@thatnikkakris2339 probably when they stole Shia lebouf's flag.
Props to Pitbull for single-handedly proving that the internet doesn't _always_ win.
@as7river
Жыл бұрын
I think he went one step further. He didn't beat the internet. He just rigged the contest so that everybody would win.
@oz_jones
Жыл бұрын
@@as7rivermr worldwide
a wise man once said: "4chan had an idea"
@squidcultist0022
4 жыл бұрын
The best and worst stories start with those four words
@korhol2065
4 жыл бұрын
There is one way to defeat 4chan
@sumbuddy4088
4 жыл бұрын
4chan is the big boy section of the internet
@nonamepasserbya6658
4 жыл бұрын
@@korhol2065 2 ways. Pull a Mr Worldwide and 1-up 4chan or make their goal unattainable by sheer unwilling to leave their caves. Like the quarantine atm
@priyanshugoel3030
4 жыл бұрын
And then there was light no more.
Pitbull was the only celebrity to ever figure out that the best way to deal with and overcome "the hacker named 4chan" is to play along, humor them a little and not allow yourself to get fucking triggered. Perhaps he's more deserving of his ironic following than I thought.
@petrabanjarnahor229
6 жыл бұрын
Defalt47 Yeah. He's not salty like the other challanger.
@moved2bitchute779
6 жыл бұрын
He just needed the money
@Cruxador
6 жыл бұрын
Pitbull is a grown man with friends and family and a successful life. He's coming from a place that younger starlets with money and fame but nothing else can't hope to match.
@IanBPPK
6 жыл бұрын
Should have done South Korea just for the hell of it.
@weiwu1442
6 жыл бұрын
he'd probably compromise and have a concert on the dmz
New Zealand was gonna change its flag a while ago and they had a website where people could share and upvote their new designs. One of the popular ones was called "laser kiwi". It obviously didn't get put as an option for the referendum but it was famous enough to become a New Zealand meme.
@Jartran72
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah it was on an episode of last week tonight
@drumboarder1
2 жыл бұрын
How have I not heard of this until now.. jesus christ it's glorious
@Veldtian1
2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely tremendous.
@AnarchistMetalhead
2 жыл бұрын
there needs to be a petition to make it the actual flag when other countries can have leaves or text on their flag, laser kiwi needs to be a thing
@LucasRodmo
2 жыл бұрын
The finalist flag looked nice, but somehow people in New Zealand voted to keep that ugly ass Australian looking flag.
I live in Kodiak. I was with the Kodiak island drummers and we played with him
@thepizzatime3502
2 жыл бұрын
That’s really cool actually
@carbonreptile5437
2 жыл бұрын
nice
"Adolf Hitler School for Friendship and Tolerance"... I want it to be true.
@user-kt3qs9ki8p
5 жыл бұрын
if 4chan had enough time I'm sure they'd build such school and then voted for it. And yes, it would've won.
@w.m.d.9473
5 жыл бұрын
Same
@ricksanchez1079
5 жыл бұрын
@@ananteshesha5788 lol
@Tronathon242
5 жыл бұрын
Bruce Lee Elementary was my favorite.
@dustinrausch5008
5 жыл бұрын
Considering what was obviously the reason the school's name was being changed in the first place, that would've been hilariously ironic.
"We'll go to the safest place in the whole world....An American School." I laughed so hard I snorted out my coffee.
@signer0001
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, no. But hey if you comparing SCHOOL and SUBWAY in terms of safety then something is reeeeeeally wrong with school
@dtowns
4 жыл бұрын
It’s not that bad, bullet proof vests are getting much cheaper nowadays
@emblemblade9245
4 жыл бұрын
Dayton Swanson OH YES LETS MAKE EVERY KID IN SCHOOL WEAR A BULLET PROOF VEST
@dtowns
4 жыл бұрын
EmblemBlade9 yeah fer sher
@hyrumcannon3789
4 жыл бұрын
If subways are too dangerous, how about this; the school is safter than the street you drove on to get to it.
"School for the deaf." I'm fucking dying.
@AbsentMinded619
Жыл бұрын
She really should have gone, it would be a win for everyone involved
@sethisevilone02
Жыл бұрын
@@AbsentMinded619 eh the check was better
I feel sorry for Charlez. Media just called him a creep for no reason.
@Bri-lk7re
2 жыл бұрын
And then he became a fucking creep lmao
@hoppa_2184
Жыл бұрын
Agreed. Quite shameful actions of these journalists. He did listen to her music because of the "don't judge a book by its cover" kinda thing the music has going for it, but they judged him by his cover. Don't think the cutout is bad either: Just some dude trying to have a bit of fun in his life.
I am from kodiak alaska and remember when he went to kodiak it was hilarious and AMAZING!!!! He gave us free sunglasses n shit
@LPSD4829
5 жыл бұрын
Do you even need sunglasses in alaska? :D
@memecake9890
5 жыл бұрын
Bruh do y’all have polar bears
@skulduggerypleasant9008
5 жыл бұрын
It's true, I was the sunglasses
@grimgracious
5 жыл бұрын
@Mr. Villain Yep, same reason why figure skaters can br pretty blind while on the ice. The light reflects off the snow and ice.
@casualpro4772
5 жыл бұрын
@@LPSD4829 Dude light reflecting off the snow is literally the reason why asians evolved with these eyes.
So 4chan indirectly donated a school 50,000 dollars with a poll by preventing a stupid concert? They are chaotic neutral for sure.
@canalkevinjordan
5 жыл бұрын
They didn't know that money was going to be donated, so still chaotic evil
@pedrleo
5 жыл бұрын
Besides, if they knew she was going to do that, they probably changed their course of action. Absolutely chaotic evil.
@miickydeath12
5 жыл бұрын
@@canalkevinjordan "Indirectly"
@joenuts8312
5 жыл бұрын
1000th like lol I'm so fucking special
@deltoroperdedor3166
5 жыл бұрын
@Eduardo Smanchez chaos is the ultimate fairness after all
I live in Alaska, I remember him going to Kodiak was a big deal even though we get big artists at our state fair all the time but for one to go to a remote place like Kodiak was pretty cool of him
@oz_jones
Жыл бұрын
Mr Worldwide :) dislike his music, but he seems like a solid dude
I like how he says “don’t mess with the internet using polls” It’s literally just /b/
@vulpes7079
2 жыл бұрын
Nah manipulating polls is something anyone on the internet can do. Have you heard of those Big Brother shows? The ones where a bunch of people are put in a house and people watch them live for some reason? Well, last year's edition in Brazil ended with the penultimate contestant to be eliminated getting 99.8% of the votes. Then the next one was eliminated with 99.9% of the vote Some dumb NB artist won but at least they killed everyone's joy
@as7river
Жыл бұрын
Similarly to how back during WW2 people thought we shouldn't mess with Germany, when in reality it was just the Nazis causing trouble.
@juanmanuelpenaloza9264
Жыл бұрын
*unless you're Pitbull
Why tf did they even have north korea there in the first place lmao
@matatic
4 жыл бұрын
anti impetus, they just put every widely recognized country in the world and slapped it on the polls no matter the political situations or conflict in the countries.
@Blade.5786
4 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing they just stole the whole thing off a list of countries,without any background checking
@thatguyonthebusthatstaresa7437
4 жыл бұрын
Should have done Afghanistan
@silentshiba1613
4 жыл бұрын
That guy on the bus that stares at ur daughter or Syria
@ventu7907
3 жыл бұрын
Should have done Palestine
I work in rural Alaska and have a friend who works in Kodiak- the Pitbull concert is still talked about and a big deal, and many of the families in town have pictures with him up on their walls. It's not as "rural Alaska" as most would think- I mean, I look at them as a metropolis for having a Walmart- but it's definitely the kid of place where a Pitbull visit would be the talk of the town for years and years.
@oz_jones
4 жыл бұрын
Mr. Worldwide :)
@andracatheduckking257
4 жыл бұрын
that honestly makes me so happy
@CaseNumber00
4 жыл бұрын
>Their lives so devoid of meaning >Pitbull was the greatest thing to happen to the city
@alexanderguerrero9786
4 жыл бұрын
@@CaseNumber00 You didn't have to be mean.
@egregius9314
3 жыл бұрын
I guess the only cool thing Pitbull has ever done?
I dated a deaf girl years ago. She did indeed have a favorite music group. Tribe Called Quest. She loved their beats. Its a shame Taylor Swift assumed that hearing impaired people are ineligible to enjoy a concert. She could've got someone to sign her lyrics
@Ethan-tn4jc
9 ай бұрын
Should've just watched Mr. Holland's Opus smh
@mahaliarose-larkin6414
8 ай бұрын
Dude that’s what I was thinking. I am friends with deaf sisters. They fucking love music especially when it’s live.
@lastfirst5863
6 ай бұрын
I imagine if it’s loud enough you could feel the music, and being deaf they don’t even need to worry about hearing loss.
@exotic1405
2 ай бұрын
@@lastfirst5863 thats exactly it
I got to speak with Pit Bull in Hawaii when I was in the Army (met a lot of celebs there actually). He was extremely nice, well spoken, all for positive vibes, and just a really neato guy to speak with.
This is one of the rare channels I drop what I'm doing and watch new videos on
@DonutfullAwesomeness
6 жыл бұрын
Same, except this time I was taking a dump. Perfect timing.
@stephrat
6 жыл бұрын
HOLY MOLY MICK FUCK
@nowiecoche
6 жыл бұрын
Even at 3am, I dropped everything and watched this.
@anglosaxiphone8246
6 жыл бұрын
Donut, why didn't the trolls taze the polls in the leg?
@uncletom4586
6 жыл бұрын
Donut Operator yo wtf i just came from your officer savage vid
It's 2024, and the United States Government has a brilliant idea.
@bruhbruh7935
4 жыл бұрын
Let's vote what countries we will be invade!!
@nonamepasserbya6658
4 жыл бұрын
@@bruhbruh7935 Do you want to give Trump a reason to label 4chan as full blown terrorist like Antifa?
@megumin9173
4 жыл бұрын
No Name Passerby A Pretty sure 4chan would help Trump in someway, now if Hillary had won the election...
@jack-ln9nu
4 жыл бұрын
Well /pol/ already got trump elected in 2016
@CaseNumber00
4 жыл бұрын
2024? Look to 2020.
I feel bad for Charles Z. He didn't get to meet his idol and then people started calling him "Creepy".
@NotSure109
2 жыл бұрын
Anti-straight-male bigotry.
I'm glad the internet won, but I'm even more happy that the one point they lost to was to pitbull.
The phrase ‘their marketing team had a brilliant idea’ can cause the decay of the space time continuum.
@dreska255
4 жыл бұрын
_Do not ever say that again._ half of my city just gone alre
@acuppajoe4414
4 жыл бұрын
STOP MY ENTIRE TOWN IS GONE JESUS!
@brentdadula7986
4 жыл бұрын
wtf HAHAHAHAHAHAHA im crying
@szwagier50
4 жыл бұрын
@@dreska255 their marketing team had a brilliant idea now what
@Blade.5786
4 жыл бұрын
@@szwagier50 Fuck there's a communist revolution going on...
There was a local poll in a mexican city recently to name a Turtle. It was named Polnareff. Yes, the internet won once again.
@strikemanpop
4 жыл бұрын
THE MÉXICO'S CITY CHAPULTEPEC ZOO YEAH!!!
@xPlumQuatschx
4 жыл бұрын
That's fucking incredible. Sometimes you just gotta love the Internet.
@joehayes9933
4 жыл бұрын
Now the zoo is a Jojos reference
@Matt-fh4bk
4 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOOOO
@GatoEpico
4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit , that's so awesome.
4chan is the definition of "We're going to shit on your parade because we can"
@GumSkyloard
2 жыл бұрын
And then Pitbull vomits all over them, pisses in their mouths, and still rocks the party.
Respect to pitbull for beating 4chan, thats something he can be proud of.
"How do we ruin this?" Anon is true chaotic evil, and when pointed at a worthy target, the greatest things happen.
@MatheusHenrique-od8di
6 жыл бұрын
Nerd City /b/ is chaotic neutral,/pol/ is evil
@genericwhitekidthesecond4330
6 жыл бұрын
Matheus Henrique I'd say more towards chaotic neutral rather than just straight up malevolent.
@MatheusHenrique-od8di
6 жыл бұрын
Generic white kid the second nah,pol is at best neutral evil
@Sonamyfan875
6 жыл бұрын
Doesn't that include you though?
@ashnbryan1
5 жыл бұрын
Matheus Henrique Well it’s not a poll without the pol
I love the mindfuck he went into about how "Kodak" translated to "Kodiak", rather than just showing how simply obvious the word "Kodak" sounds similar to "Kodiak".
@ryanfreedman6348
4 жыл бұрын
George feel like they just picked the most remote Walmart, not by name or anything
@averyeml
4 жыл бұрын
They picked it for being the most remote, but the Kodak/Kodiak thing was probably a lyric switch I fully expect Pitbull did during the concert.
@diabl2master
4 жыл бұрын
That's the joke
@apocalypticbean
3 жыл бұрын
ok
@KevinEontrainer381
3 жыл бұрын
I instantly thought of Alaska because its the coldest and remote place in America
"so the poll opens... and so do the threads" Of fucking course
oh my god the fact that they were close to sending a pop star to a school for the deaf is hilarious I've never laughed that hard in years lmao
It was actually sad to see that the media labeled Charles z as 'creepy'
@serotonin.scavenger
4 жыл бұрын
It's easy to do that if you don't fit any label under the category of "Aesthetically Pleasant"
@nateriver4951
4 жыл бұрын
Considering how he got in 1st place, that's pretty damn creepy.
@nonamepasserbya6658
4 жыл бұрын
@@nateriver4951 Exactly. Even without the looks the whole thing smells like Bill Cosby
@arik_dev
4 жыл бұрын
Dude had a cardboard cut out of Taylor Swift, I'm gonna give them this one
@329link
4 жыл бұрын
@@nateriver4951 pretty sure charles had nothing to do with the rigging.
There was a town in Estonia that did a poll and now they have a weed flag
@tatjanatjulkina6088
4 жыл бұрын
which town is it?
@tatjanatjulkina6088
4 жыл бұрын
which town was it?
@enginetic57
4 жыл бұрын
Tatjana Tjulkina Google exists my dude. Also it was Kanepi.
@tatjanatjulkina6088
4 жыл бұрын
@@enginetic57 cheers
@zames944
4 жыл бұрын
It has to be 4chan too, since 15k votes in 5k population city. :D
In 2011 the University of York put up a poll to name their new quiet study room. The overwhelming winner was of course "The Brian Blessed Centre For Quiet Study".
i recently moved to alaska and yes, pitbull’s visit is still takes about. multiple of my friends families flew to kodiak for the show by far the best thing that’s ever happened to alaska
"anywhere...within the country" me: they're gonna send him to Alaska, aren't they?
@alecchristiaen4856
4 жыл бұрын
also, massive respect for actually following through on the poll.
@oz_jones
3 жыл бұрын
@@alecchristiaen4856 Mr. Worldwide :)
@Mavo936
3 жыл бұрын
I was hoping for Guam...
@MintyLime703
2 жыл бұрын
@@Mavo936 me too
@MGTZreal
2 жыл бұрын
@@Mavo936 us virgin islands
Taylor should've gone to the school for the deaf and just pumped the bass/volume so they could *feel* the music. Also deafness is relative, so some could be able to kinda hear. edit: the replies have suggested using balloons to feel the music & similar stuff maybe somebody at the school was a fan then went 100% deaf; bet they'd still like to *see* a concert.
@fumothfan9
4 жыл бұрын
Why torture them like that?
@shikkithefirst5393
4 жыл бұрын
Also there're asl interpreters for music, look em up, they do really nice stuff
@SpacePotato237
4 жыл бұрын
That is actually what deaf people do. Just because they can't hear doesn't mean their brains are incapable of enjoying music; it's the pattern that our brains find pleasing. When deaf people have a house party, they play the music loud enough to feel the vibrations. Source: 10% of students at my school are deaf.
@LyaksandraB
4 жыл бұрын
She should've at least shown up, the fucking asshat. Would've made their day. Ah, but I bet she fights for some random rights and is an activist, and donates to charities and all that shit. Showing up to a school to make some kids' day? Nope.
@adamhudec1491
4 жыл бұрын
Sing in morse
It was cute of 4chan to think they were going to bother mr. worldwide by sending him anywhere on this planet.
"We'll send you anywhere" The map of Azeroth killed me.
“2016. The United States federal government has a original idea.”
@753238
5 жыл бұрын
and they are blaming the Russians... NOT 4CHAN... wait FOUR CHAN four CHAn C I-I A CIA 4CHAN is CIA all along FUCK!!!
@Minskara
5 жыл бұрын
@@753238 Considering the shit they pull off when they are motivated, they are better than CIA. They can find anything
@PaulTheSkeptic
5 жыл бұрын
Lmao. That's genius.
@zakariaali8864
5 жыл бұрын
@@Minskara Like HWNDU
@ikedew8264
5 жыл бұрын
Flying Taco even my dad?
Pitbull, nothing but respect for Mr. WORLDWIDE
@LeTRafRunner
6 жыл бұрын
César Madero *usawide
@colonelmustard7718
6 жыл бұрын
How can he be Mr Worldwide if he never went to North Korea?
@CyranofromBergerac
6 жыл бұрын
Colonel Mustard in all fairness he heard Bieber was putting on a concert there and decided to stay away...
@firexgodx980
6 жыл бұрын
That's a weird way to spell MISTAH WORLWHY
@luisalbertoarenasaraya4579
6 жыл бұрын
Ya tu saes
Props to pitbull for actually keeping his word.
I can't believe I never noticed that Jordan Peterson Lofi hip hop mix, incredible
Polls closed.
@carbrand7527
6 жыл бұрын
Polls open
@Kraken_OfTheSea
6 жыл бұрын
Due to GRIDs.
North Korea is still too sane, they should’ve voted for Somalia.
@funnychimp7738
4 жыл бұрын
Ethiopia
@falaflani4831
4 жыл бұрын
@@funnychimp7738 Ethiopia is great and the ladies are fine as wine
@threadworm437
4 жыл бұрын
@@falaflani4831 but they're black
@gwendolynstata3775
4 жыл бұрын
Syria
@Sivrn-Val
4 жыл бұрын
Sudan is worse
I always come back to this video because the Pitbull story is just so compelling to me for some reason.
Just found this channel. Holy F these videos are well made. The narrator voice couldn't be more perfect. And I cant imagine how long it takes to compile and edit the clips.
say what you will, but mr worldwide going to alaska, gotta give him credit....and take a kodak of him.
@penetrationexpert3241
6 жыл бұрын
Punished Creepswork the fact he is known because of the meme is more funny then the video itself
@JodyBruchon
6 жыл бұрын
Alaska is a pretty awesome place to get away from it all, so I can't blame him one bit for going there.
@qwertyzxcvbn6929
6 жыл бұрын
he played it like a champ (and scored a PR win because of it)
@huelads740
6 жыл бұрын
Mr. Worldwide keeps cool no matter where he be
@jackthewacked558
6 жыл бұрын
Nice green texts.Also you have a sweet,milky voice that youtube has shoved with a thick,bulbous,demonetization/deletion to ruin it but in the process you have risen from the ashes like a phenix reborn anew and you seek vengeance and redemption.For you are,”Punished Mr.Greentext”
When the University of North Dakota ditched "fighting sioux" for "fighting hawks" they had a mascot naming contest. Mike lead most of it before being removed. Mike hawk
@felipedaiber2991
3 жыл бұрын
I litterally cant stop laughing
@mouadchaiabi
3 жыл бұрын
Bruh I am dying over here 😭
@neo-didact9285
3 жыл бұрын
What's wrong with Mike? Seems like a normal name to me.
@lamesange4369
3 жыл бұрын
@@neo-didact9285 It's because it's pronounced the same as "My" plus another friendly term for rooster.
@jorge8596
3 жыл бұрын
Was Tony hawk in second place?
I swear no one has mentioned how he refers to Justin Bieber as a her, fucking brilliant
Walmart was probably like, “that’s such a crazy idea it just may work”.
This video reminded me of a poll made to give a name to a new bridge built in Bari, South Italy They trashed the result, but in our hearts its true name will always be "Harambe bridge"
@sbp4215
4 жыл бұрын
Harambridge
@pietrovilla15
4 жыл бұрын
Cazzo è vero 🤣
@oz_jones
4 жыл бұрын
Dicks out, lads
@thomasangeri96
4 жыл бұрын
L'avevo completamente rimosso, grazie anatrone
@stevecooper6578
4 жыл бұрын
That one isn't even that bad Dicks out indeed lads
The part w/ Pitbull was actually pretty cool. Not what was meant to happen, but I'll take it.
@ThePointlessBox_
6 жыл бұрын
Dont like his music, but pitbull is based as fuck
@LuminousIris
6 жыл бұрын
Same, he's a respectful figure even though I don't like his music.
The worst online poll yet was the 2020 election
@varogoth
3 жыл бұрын
True
As a retired troll I remember helping with a couple of these ah what good times.
"Any Pole's a goal" ~Germany 1939
@quocvietophu1627
4 жыл бұрын
Kurwa moment
@decliche1286
4 жыл бұрын
Mug moment
@StarWarsomania
4 жыл бұрын
That's awful. (I still upvoted it though)
@channel5980
4 жыл бұрын
bruh...
@xxx_goblinslayer69_xxx75
4 жыл бұрын
as a pole i find this funny
Finally another internet historian video to watch a thousand times while waiting for the next one...
@leandrochenque
6 жыл бұрын
After he exposed political corruption on the "Balloon Boy" case, i was worried for the Historian safety.
@omba1337
6 жыл бұрын
freeman's kush u
@dsadsa4336
6 жыл бұрын
quality over quantity
@BrenMcCloud
6 жыл бұрын
Internet historian is Jontron confirmed
Are we gonna ignore the fact that at 2:11 he was listening to "A Jordan Peterson Lofi Hip Hop Mix"??
@tristan8823
3 жыл бұрын
Amazing
Pitbull just saying fuck it and having a great time in BFE Alaska is legendary
reminds me of the time a hard rock / heavy metal radio station in my country did a countdown of the 1000 most popular metal songs of all time. 1000 songs, weeks of anticipation. a bunch of heavy metal fans sat through 1000 songs to hear what the greatest metal song of all time was, and the #1 song was announced.... Kiss, by Prince. They went apeshit. The radio DJs had to formally apologize. They had no idea the online poll had been manipulated until the last minute. And this was in the days before bots, btw. Someone very determined had to sit there and manually vote for Kiss by Prince, hundreds of thousands of times, to beat out 1000 other songs and piss off a bunch of metalheads. It was glorious. I was ten at the time, and it was at that tender age I learned the fine art of trolling.
@sixstringedthing
3 жыл бұрын
Not a huge fan of either metal or Prince, but I'm now imagining a metal remix of Kiss and ngl, it's pretty awesome.
@wakerobin9215
3 жыл бұрын
What a great story
@JohnSmith-ox3gy
3 жыл бұрын
999 songs building anticipation just to culminate in Kiss.
@parasaur2
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe everybody thought it was a song called “Prince” by Kiss
@AnarchistMetalhead
2 жыл бұрын
@@parasaur2 i"d seriously doubt any Kiss song could make it to the top of a list voted on by metal fans
He forgot about that one time when the couple let the internet vote in a poll on whether they should abort their child or not and 4chan couldn't decide which decision was better: Aborting or letting the child grow up and know that it's parents let it be decided on by the internet
@RdTrler
4 жыл бұрын
I think that was the couple trying to slap 4chan with a 'gotcha.' So instead of taking the bait they just skipped it.
@jkahgdkjhafgsd
3 жыл бұрын
@@RdTrler The Hivemind is smarter than one would think
@tylerlackey1175
3 жыл бұрын
Mark hamill tried to force his son and girlfriend to abort their baby Imagine growing up and when you're old enough to use the internet you find out your grandparents tried to have you murdered before you were even born
@techy804
3 жыл бұрын
@@tylerlackey1175 >Mark hamill tried to force his son and girlfriend to abort their baby Just like the simulations
@emmautterback3927
3 жыл бұрын
Hope this doesn't start an argument but I noticed something. I'm not trying to be political but: 4chan is mostly conservative/alt-right, so by extension most of them would be pro-life. Most would likely consider abortion to be murder. This is not meant to start a political argument, but that is how 4chan would see things based on their political alignment. Most people on KZread are a different political alignment. No comment on my political alignment. BUT From 4chan's perspective they tried to commit murder And they...couldn't decide if they wanted to kill someone or not... THEY COULDN'T FUCKING DECIDE
This video is so good in so many ways
“I love democracy” -sheev palpatine
For the Taylor Swift and school poll, honestly that deaf school won. They got a shiton of money and didn’t have to worry about Taylor’s security costs, accommodations, etc.
@TheHamsterMaster
2 жыл бұрын
Or her shitty music
@renjithjoseph7135
2 жыл бұрын
Or her music lmao
@cynicat74
Жыл бұрын
@@renjithjoseph7135 Fairly sure they didn't have to worry too much about listening to her music
@viscountrainbows2857
Жыл бұрын
@@renjithjoseph7135 based
Justin please come back.
@oxeyenld
4 жыл бұрын
Ah my good friend. How you doing
@cheesyquokka
4 жыл бұрын
😔
@yugitrump435
4 жыл бұрын
Hey Kim we wouldve sent Justin over to your house but Justin said Dennis Rodman wouldve ruined his "swagger".
@jberrethful
4 жыл бұрын
Don’t tell bowser, but honestly, your better than bowser.
@itsPlasma06
4 жыл бұрын
No, *don't*
Respect to Pitbull for actually going to Alaska. Yes, I’m looking at you Justin, shame on you for letting down your NK fans.
For some reason, the line “Lads, this is getting interesting” is the exact thought I have whenever 4Chan is brought up with their idea
North Korea was waiting with *open arms*
@spookster3384
5 жыл бұрын
(Reads script again)"Ohhhhhhhhhhhh nuclear arms... Much better""
@motharchenemy8549
5 жыл бұрын
why do you think North Korea blasts propaganda at their border anyway?
Gotta respect Pitbull for going to Alaska. Solid dude.
@Devin-oh7gr
5 жыл бұрын
Nathan Hromanik i dont like his music but damn much respect for the follow through and having some fun with it
@MegaManXPoweredUp
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Pitbulls get a bad reputation for being mean, but once you get to know one, they're such sweet dogs.
@sirbader1
5 жыл бұрын
Real talk.
@Darkfreed0m
5 жыл бұрын
He's Mr.Worldwide afterall
@facetiousbadger
5 жыл бұрын
@@MegaManXPoweredUp Good (or bad?) thing Denver didn't win.
You made my saturday ! love your videos !
"We'll go to the safest place in the _whole world..._ An American school..." I lol'd
It was actually quite nice that Pitbull went there and had a reasonably good time.
@stevenschnepp576
3 жыл бұрын
It helps that Kodiak is scenery porn.
@boneor...7022
2 жыл бұрын
As good a time as one can have in alaska
_Wow i cant believe you got Philip De Franco on your video._
@inallcaps1715
6 жыл бұрын
Fucking pussies
@elijahmartin5291
6 жыл бұрын
DammitSinged I used to love Phil but the last 6 months he started to get really bad and 60% of the things he covered started to be just drama shit youd read on tmz. Couldn't take it seriously after 2 weeks in a row of covering the same things.
@Maxxplayne
6 жыл бұрын
Philly D is z best
@E_blanknamehere
6 жыл бұрын
when De Franco cums he calls it "getting Philled in"
@thanosunreal5848
6 жыл бұрын
IN ALL CAPS you fucking singed main i see you everywhere
Rarely do I stumble upon a chanel where the next video is always welcome, thank you for being one of those chanels
@robertguildford4793
3 жыл бұрын
Pls comment for more subscribtions
Your channel is a gem. Please make more videos
That's kinda nice to hear that Wal-Mart just went along with it and everyone ended up getting good publicity as a result.
@UBvtuber
4 жыл бұрын
Both walmart and pitbull really needed the good PR with walmart being the trailer trash Target and Pitbull....rhyming Kodak with fucking Kodak and just in general being kind of a transparent shill.
Shoutout in 2019 to Hipoint for actually naming their new 9mm pistol the YEET-CANNON after the online poll. The internet is a beautiful place.
@kentuckybruce6816
4 жыл бұрын
Apparently people are messing with the Minecraft piglin beast naming poll
@fumothfan9
4 жыл бұрын
@@kentuckybruce6816 lmfao
@thundermill7109
3 жыл бұрын
Rip top comment snatch
@superass113
3 жыл бұрын
They trashed the original poll where yeet cannon was over double 2nd place. There was so much backlash from the gun community they eventually held another poll with yc9 vs one other name and the 2nd name got like 50 votes total lmao.
I could’ve swear this video used to be longer…
I love this video with all my heart Everything is perfect, from the background music to the 4chan shenanigans
i can't believe people have the gall to trash pitbull's music, i mean, the lyrical genius it takes to rhyme "Kodak" with "Kodak"
@saucysardine4581
5 жыл бұрын
@@finnishguy4002 you just r/woooshed yourself
@veziusthethird
5 жыл бұрын
@@saucysardine4581 don't use subreddits outside of reddit. and its woosh with 4 o's. only acceptable one is r/ihavereddit.
@saucysardine4581
5 жыл бұрын
@@veziusthethird Tell that to the guy above me
@veziusthethird
5 жыл бұрын
@@finnishguy4002 don't use subreddits outside of reddit. and its woosh with 4 o's. only acceptable one is r/ihavereddit. Edit: no one is acceptable.
@FranciscoFJM
5 жыл бұрын
@@veziusthethird r/GateKeeping
This is why 4chan is actually a glorious website. You can't win against a hivemind of lifeless neckbeards. I love everything about this.
@emblemblade9245
5 жыл бұрын
4chan is the realest place there is because everyone can express that which other places would shun. And their nature is scary but beautiful
@hackerhacker-ms2wy
5 жыл бұрын
lets do a poll of the 1 character of the new iphone how could that go wrong iphone ▇ iphone ꧁
@nathanbruce1992
5 жыл бұрын
MantisYT: it’s literally just one dude with a botnet tho that actually matteres
@SporianSummit
5 жыл бұрын
sadly, it has changed for the worse thanks to reddit.
@deadturret4049
3 жыл бұрын
I mean id argue that pitbull won against 4chan.
Props to Pitbull for being a good sport. Alternatively, props to Walmart’s legal team and the iron clad contract that prevented him from bailing.
I feel like the simple solution would just be to use the second/third place winners if the first place winner isn't suitable lmao
@MVAS-mp9oo
2 жыл бұрын
that would inflict heavier PR Damage because on top of evading responsibility, it shows that the organizer has abolished all of it's integrity by choosing the second/third place winner instead of the first place winner in the first place (pun unintended).
I never understood why they cancelled these polls from the trolling instead of just declaring the 2nd place as the winner because it’s the first “real” participant
@shianeruu4359
5 жыл бұрын
That would demonstrate what a corrupt authoritarian government would do And no liberal person wants to do that And to be fair, they won fair and square
@pepebeezon772
5 жыл бұрын
Take a look at dub the dew, the first 10 are unusable, usually they don't do one single raid
@ppchan9516
5 жыл бұрын
I mean... I think justin didn't want to go isreal either
@theapexsurvivor9538
5 жыл бұрын
@@ppchan9516 I mean, can we blame him?
@CallMeRabbitzUSVI
5 жыл бұрын
@@shianeruu4359 lol wut? I don't think the marketing firms care because it wasn't fair since most if them used bots to up the vote, which aren't legitimate entries I might add
Internet Historian: "No internet poll was ever made again." *IN COMES 2019* Hi-Point: "Yo internet what should we name our new sidearm?" The Internet: "YEET CANNON lul."
@TheSecondVersion
4 жыл бұрын
And they actually called it the YC9 or something
@Mayank-mf7xr
4 жыл бұрын
x fucking D . internet is the man's best invention
@samsam18200
4 жыл бұрын
Lol I bought one
@strikemanpop
4 жыл бұрын
They embrace The meme Also YEET memes are pretty funny af
@theswaff699
4 жыл бұрын
Technically the YC9 but it does say yeet cannon on the side, still amazing
where there’s a poll, there’s a goal
ahah nice video especially when you say "let's do another poll", i love the vibe of the video.
As someone who's a sign language enthusiast, I imagine how incredible id would be if Taylor had just accepted the pool's result and hired ASL interpreters for her show. Deaf people might not hear the lyrics, but they can feel the music's vibrations and have just as much fun with it.
@oz_jones
3 жыл бұрын
Right?
@sixstringedthing
3 жыл бұрын
So much they could have done with, she could have organised to teach her existing (or some additional) backup dancers to sign the lyrics and work it into the choreography... could have been an epic win, instead they let the /b/tards win because apparently they're not as smart as Pitbull's team.
@Ergeniz
3 жыл бұрын
That said, she did at least donate money to the school. I'm no fan of her, but she has my respect.
@Hamphield
3 жыл бұрын
@@Ergeniz yeah, just 10 k of the fucking millions she has just for shaking her fatass Give me a fucking break
@spongy7426
3 жыл бұрын
@@Hamphield 50k is a lot of fucking money dude she still didn’t have to do anything it’s extremely kind.
lmao, I literally spat out the chip I was eating when the reveal for the deaf school came.
@shadowranger937
5 жыл бұрын
I actually heard the name of the school before this video so I spat my shit out when I heard horace mann school
@_james5850
5 жыл бұрын
Fuck you too then :'(
@LeviForWaifu
5 жыл бұрын
Deaf people actually have concerts, they feel the rythmic vibrations. Just FYI.
@daddylonglegs3698
5 жыл бұрын
timothytt547 I thought it was going to be colobine
@NyQuilDonut
5 жыл бұрын
I figuratively spit my food out.
Ngl this was my personal favourite for a long time
Good on Pitbull...I wish they would have sent Taylor to so craphole in inner city Baltimore