CGI? I don't know what his name was. Bro 💀

@samuelpetts1367

Жыл бұрын

That's was gold

@avinash5084

Жыл бұрын

He legitimate thought that CGI was the name of a person... Perhaps because he was sitting across from GI Joe. 😂

@exoticbeast25

Жыл бұрын

If that was intentional he's literally a fucking genius, if not he's still a genius to me .-.

@vehnapappa1370

Жыл бұрын

In the full clip he says, ” no not cgi he wasnt black”

@tomwhiteside1779

Жыл бұрын

This is probably the funniest thing Theo has ever said

“Exhibit A” so well timed

@Rishabh_Sachdev

Жыл бұрын

Can you explain the joke to me? I'm not aware of the context

@ayevaboo

Жыл бұрын

@@Rishabh_Sachdev vietnam war

@Rishabh_Sachdev

Жыл бұрын

@@ayevaboo Exhibit A means Vietnam War? Didn't America pull out forces from there?

@NormanWasHere452

Жыл бұрын

The US Vietnam war was a sham yet today the Vietnamese hold no grudge, “exhibit A” is another way of saying “that’s my point”. Moral of the story is gum down a viet if you can.

@broku5765

Жыл бұрын

@@Rishabh_Sachdev Rogan proved theo’s point that Vietnamese people are forgiving, so Theo said “Exhibit A” as in rogans point would be Theo’s proof that he could eat a Vietnamese person and it be ok

“You think you need water in the matrix?” “I’m not gonna be the guy without it” 😂😂😂😂😂

@Imitatechrist

3 ай бұрын

The voice was so spot on too.😆

@ferozhossain3401

2 ай бұрын

Best part is, he isn't even joking.

@eight8muzik

2 ай бұрын

Bruh and he wasn't even joking, the way he looked at Joe laughing, almost as if he's offended 😂😂😂😂

@philbrown6056

26 күн бұрын

@@ferozhossain3401”Is this a character you’re playing?” “No!”

@mydogsareneat

6 күн бұрын

​@@Imitatechrist you KNOW he hasnt seen the Matrix yet 😂

Anytime Theo starts a story with "when I was young there was a kid in my neighbourhood.." You know it's gonna be golden.

@HinduBoy

8 ай бұрын

🎯

@Yasmuraz

8 ай бұрын

Then next sentence is always “he died” or “he’s in prison”

@montelcarlos143

7 ай бұрын

Every summer

@dazem8

3 ай бұрын

Theo "knows" the most eclectic group of hillbilly mfs in the world! (For clarification... I dont believe 99.8% of his stories 😂😂)

@lukecartwright535

2 ай бұрын

lol we had a guy…

This guy is more of a conversational comedian than a stage comedian

@eezz7822

Жыл бұрын

100%

@1Deep43VA

Жыл бұрын

Yeah… his last special was not it… and I like Theo but I couldn’t get further than 8 minutes

@eezz7822

Жыл бұрын

@@1Deep43VA He yells on stage and it doesn't work. Way to much energy. He should just chill out a little bit like it's a podcast.

@dustyblanco1546

Жыл бұрын

Yup. Don’t like his standup at all. His humor works best with the deadpan delivery. He’s too animated on stage and it doesn’t land.

@johnkeller5163

Жыл бұрын

Make no mistake, Theo is one funny dude on stage with comedy that is not predictable.

“Dude, you’d pay $8.” 😂😂😂

@corbindallas18

Жыл бұрын

"He probably made 60 dollars on a Friday night" 🤣🤣🤣

@felixbakker1227

Жыл бұрын

That one got me too! 🤣

@theoneandonly7665

Жыл бұрын

That got me so hard this guy is hilariously legit

@JD..........

Жыл бұрын

So good

@habibibror7357

Жыл бұрын

So Sharp😂

I love Theo cause every time people laugh he looks around like, “what’s so funny?” 😂

@sam8404

Жыл бұрын

I love his stories about people he knew when he was younger.

@gottfriedhub

Жыл бұрын

That’s part of the act. Good for noticing!

That was actually a really good point about dating someone who’s family member is mentally unwell, they would naturally be a more compassionate person 😂

@davidsailo5790

5 ай бұрын

Some real shii right there. 😂

@Borninthewrongera

3 ай бұрын

I have a sister with mental handicap and she can be so mean. I have some pent up anger all the way back from childhood 😂

@screaminglemon3642

2 ай бұрын

​@@BorninthewrongeraBro do yourself a favor and go to therapy to sort that out Unless u want to end up having the heart of a lesbian

Theo is that dude you'd love to hang out with but he's always busy hanging out with everyone else

@eezz7822

Жыл бұрын

Not even close bro what?

@dannygonxalez9011

Жыл бұрын

he’s the type to be funny asf for an hour then you need a week break from my boy. he is funny though for real

@sam8404

Жыл бұрын

@@eezz7822 why not close?

@hockeyislife4122

Жыл бұрын

​@@dannygonxalez9011 Just that guy every1 loves to drink with. That's basically who I am; kinda sad

@hosamefe

Жыл бұрын

​@@hockeyislife4122 and I'm super humble too

"4 dollars for drawings?" "Bro, you'd pay eight." 💀

@allydr90

Жыл бұрын

Inflation!

@TheAluvisify

3 ай бұрын

@@allydr90No at all what he was saying lol

@JorgeAlbertoJerez

3 ай бұрын

​@@TheAluvisifylolol so good

@paulharsh78

Ай бұрын

He made $60 on a Friday, and that was in 1995.

@Taelyr

Ай бұрын

@@paulharsh78that’s equivalent to like $123 today smh

Theos comedic timing is on a completely different level. His ability to just come up with the simplest, most witty comments at exactly the right moment is just incredible to watch. Seriously you couldn't script it better.

@Khedran

Жыл бұрын

Theo once called ferrets "the limousine of rats." ...Pure art.

@BrianFlemingSpeaker

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@kova1729

9 ай бұрын

Wit and timing are different things, he's got both but I'd say his wit is what's on a different level, not his timing

@xenn4985

6 ай бұрын

​@@kova1729yeah, his timing is good. But his wit is unbelievable.

The water in the matrix gets me everytime with Joe laughing hysterical and Theo being 100% serious about it

“Gum down a viet” 🤣🤣🤣

@hv4285

Жыл бұрын

LOL he pronounces Viyyyya-eeeet, apparently that's a starter move in Theo's' world.

@XxsomeguyxX

Жыл бұрын

In a different clip he said he would need to eat another one because he would just get hungry again in 30 minutes 💀

@jdunnatl

Жыл бұрын

"Exhibit A" 😂🤣

@Samsaysamdo

Жыл бұрын

“You don’t think they’d get mad at you?” “Nahhh the veeyets are more sacrific…uhh forgiving” wtf is this man on?😂😂😂

One of the most up unique comedians ever. He's a genius

@G4mer_D4d

Жыл бұрын

His timing and cadence kills

@Thawhid

Жыл бұрын

​@@G4mer_D4d indeeed

@saltgenerat0r

Жыл бұрын

Hes not tryna be funny though it's just natural

@apapz3245

Жыл бұрын

The heart of a lesbian, and rib cage of a large cat

@brotherbootlegger1777

Жыл бұрын

@@saltgenerat0r saying a professional comedian isn't trying to be funny is so dumb

"When I was born, some of the doctors said I had the ribcage of a large cat and the heart of a lesbian" 🤣 this man

He whipped out the“You’d pay 8” so fast😂

Theo von is actually just incredibly intelligent. He uses his wild stories as a way to workshop his comedy. Even if they don’t land, they are still creative. Theo von is the comedians comedian.

@AkamiChannel

Жыл бұрын

Playin the fool like Norm Macdonald. Both actually really smart

@Frankcohle

Жыл бұрын

Graduated with a master's degree from the Norm Macdonald school of comedy

@channingtaintum

Жыл бұрын

Best part is that he’s from a small town in rural Louisiana where you really can’t tell if he’s telling the truth or not, so you just go along with the absurdity.

@josh18230

Жыл бұрын

I think it's what we call autism

@Libreom

Жыл бұрын

"the comedian's comedian." awesome description. haven't seen someone in a room with Theo who didn't laugh at least once.

I honestly am not a huge fan of theo’s stand up but when it comes to podcasts and interview I don’t think any comedian comes close to him. His humor is always a 10/10 on podcasts n interviews. Funny as fuck.

@JaredSilva_

Жыл бұрын

His timing. One liners. Stories. How he matches other guests vibes. He’s better when he’s not on stage which is super rare. Real talented

@selokin3974

Жыл бұрын

Agreed, to me his standup seems a bit forced whereas in these interviews his flow is more natural and brings out his sense of humor

@adamakii

Жыл бұрын

​@@selokin3974 EXACTLY hes funniest when hes not trying to be funny

@jebronlames9000

Жыл бұрын

Only people that can fuck with him on the podcast/interview side is Joey Diaz and Tim Dillon for me other then them he's in a league of his own💯

@tenochin

Жыл бұрын

I feel the same way about David Spade his stand up is okay but he's funny on interviews

His Vietnamese conversation with Joe is just a classic. So many bangers. "Gum down a Viet..." "Exhibit A".

The CGI one perfectly encapsulates what makes his humor so great

I fucking love how he just starts a joke and he doesn’t even know the punchline, he just riffs until it comes to him and it’s fuckin hilarious

@chumcity

Жыл бұрын

i do this its great

@DemetriusDemarcusThe3rd

Жыл бұрын

​@@chumcity No you dont.

@isars3433

Жыл бұрын

@@DemetriusDemarcusThe3rdisnt this what we all do when we tell jokes? Theo von just uses the amateur style to get the professional result thats why hes a famous comedian

@FlashxSounds

Жыл бұрын

​@@isars3433 no it isn't

@tylercarrell

Жыл бұрын

@@isars3433 no definitely not, almost every other stand up comedian has a set memorized that they tell at every location for that specific tour… thats why most of them don’t let you bring your phone in or any recording device so you cant leak their set before the tour’s over

"You could hear a skittle hit the cement" absolutely cracks me up.

@dylan-np5hf

Жыл бұрын

“the see ment”

@Libreom

Жыл бұрын

​@@dylan-np5hf "sea maent"

@squillz8310

Жыл бұрын

"I could hear someone fold bread from 80 feet away" is also unnecessarily funny

@whatwhat678

9 ай бұрын

@@Libreom10 x likes

A picture of his family, and water. This man has his priorities straight. We can all learn from Theo.

@dragomilosevic4823

Жыл бұрын

Whats the 3rd thing?

@qmares

Жыл бұрын

​@@dragomilosevic4823 exactly

He's the comedian that makes all the other comedians laugh uncontrollably.

Theo has that Norm vibe where you would think he's not that smart when in character but some of the jokes are very particular and well thought.

@JamoonXerxesSauber

Жыл бұрын

Definitely, I would say Theo, Norm and Normand are all in the same arena on that front

@foshizzle63

Жыл бұрын

The smartest guy in the room pretending to be the dumbest guy.

@Happyfoam-lw3yt

Жыл бұрын

He definitely knows it. He portrays his character in his stories to sell them. Dude is absolutely dedicated to his comedy.

Lmfao. He starts the first interview by telling them they have autism. I'm crying

His comedy ain't joke writing, it's just him being Theo

The “Monster Energy Drink” bit is high-key one of funniest things ever said in a podcast😂 laugh literally every single time I see that clip

@jacobpeters5458

Ай бұрын

“you see those guys drinking it, u know theyre coming home to puunch” xDD

"You know they're going home to punch" was the best line this video could've ended on

Theo is a national treasure

@Tables-zm7db

Жыл бұрын

Big Facts

“CGI or something?” “Ehhh I don’t know what his name was” is one of my favorite jokes ever

Theo has that kind of Norm Macdonald-esque comedic style where it can be difficult to tell when exactly he’s joking.

"I'm not gonna be the guy in the matrix with out it" -Theo Vaughn

He makes Joe laugh more than anybody

@aja1108

Жыл бұрын

Besides Patrice O'Neal.

@dakota2842

Жыл бұрын

Man crush 😂 I love it.

@simterio3077

Жыл бұрын

Him and norm mcdonalds made me laugh the most ever. No one is even close to these 2 dudes. But not their specials, their interviews and podcast... so damn funny.

@markonovakovic6762

10 ай бұрын

Nah bro, i'd say uncle Joey takes the W on that one. That "oh my god, he's changing flavors" story had Joe crying 😂

@jrgvsqz

Ай бұрын

Bill Burr

This man could possibly be one of the most naturally funny guy of all time

@joecobb7153

Жыл бұрын

He is actually smart and introspective but had a pretty rough childhood and became famous as a young adult. He is navigating it well for what he stumbled into. I am sure he lies sometimes but his stories have a grain of truth

“CGI or something?” “ i dont know what his name was” 😂😂

"How old were you at the time?". "I don't know man,probably 28".😅

You can never predict what Theo Von is gonna say next. It's never what you expect and it's always hilarious

@aoverhol1028

Жыл бұрын

Theo can’t predict what he’s going to say. That’s the best part. He starts a sentence having no idea where he is going to end up

@markonovakovic6762

10 ай бұрын

Dude is a walking definition of "never let em know your next move" 😂

The fact that he is funny without even trying makes him even better

This dude’s humor seems super intelligent and outside of the box

“You know they’re going home to punch”

@chrissywriight

Жыл бұрын

They cut off another classic: “Well I’ll say this… it’s the beverage of choice for some of those gentleman”

It's amazing how often people miss his jokes and believe the stories he's clearly making up on the spot

@mynotificationsareoff..goc358

Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure everyone knows that 😂

@efcdom1878

Жыл бұрын

@@mynotificationsareoff..goc358 Joe Rogan doesn't most of the time 😅

@bazd313

Жыл бұрын

I think some of his stories have some truth in them but obviously exaggerated

@Murphmonster69

Жыл бұрын

Yeah it’s the same stories about his life over and over again but it doesn’t get old.

@SwissTrippin

Жыл бұрын

Alot of black people and natives don't get it, and Tarantino for some reason. Worst of all Bill Burr.

Theo doesn't do comedy, he is comedy, a genius.

He’s really hilarious. The thing is even when he says something that may be offensive you can’t get offended bcos he’s really not trying to hurt anyone he just has the almost child like quality of saying exactly what he feels

“Heart of a lesbian” 💀

Theo and Joe Rogan are both awesome together. You can tell Joe is thoroughly entertained and enjoying himself 🤣

"I think if you gum down a viet in front of a group of people they'd be much less alarmed" 😂😂😂😂 I'll never forget watching that podcast it was the day Theo entered my top 10 lmfaooooo

He echoes a sort of Norm Macdonald style of humour, saying absurd things with a straight face, except it’s genuinely such a natural train of thought that you just know he believes it. He brings such an honest and real mindset to situations, and makes them seem ridiculous by contrast.

@fraserrisk1836

Жыл бұрын

Mescalin Bro the only way to fly 🤯

@peeron6829

10 ай бұрын

​@@fraserrisk1836mescalin make u puke often right, i wanna eat som cactus

"You'd pay 8"

“Bro you’d pay 8” gets me every time 😂

Theo reminds me of Norm- clever and sharp with impeccable timing. Norm was the king of comedic timing and the smartest guy in every room. Would’ve loved to see these two together.

“You’d pay 8” was the greatest line

You literally cannot watch Theo without laughing, it's literally not possible.

@theyonlycomeoutwhenitsquiet

Жыл бұрын

Eh, just did it. Not that hard

@peeron6829

10 ай бұрын

​@@theyonlycomeoutwhenitsquiethope you get better

Theo is truly a treasure, he deserves the best of this world🤍 been a while since I’ve seen him pop up on my feed. Great post

This guy is absolutely hilarious. You can tell his mind works different

When they were talking about the matrix theo was serious as hell his face and him saying I would

@robertguerrero5734

Жыл бұрын

It's true I don't wanna be the only without it shit use drops of water as currency

Theo man. One of the genuinely most pure funny people in existence

theo might not always kill on stage, but he is hands down the most genuinely funny person ive seen, the kinda guy that would have you rolling in a convo

That 1st clip is just an instant classic. The delivery was flawless

“Bro you’d pay eight” 😂

"You know they're going home to punch" 😂😂😂

Dude I needed that!

The funniest comedian in a long time for myself.

I don’t think I’d pay to see him perform live, but I’d pay just to hang out with him. He seems like the funniest person to have a conversation with.

@justinking3127

Жыл бұрын

HIGHLY recommend seeing him live. Saw him in Atlanta 2019, so a lot of his stuff on his newest special. SO MUCH BETTER live, you can tell he’s nervous infront of the cameras on stage

@peeron6829

10 ай бұрын

​@@justinking3127i would be too lmao Damn you even got a photo with him thats cool man bless u

@anthonytate1997

3 ай бұрын

He hosted a benefit comedy show back in 2017 at this tiny super old, run down theater in his Mother’s hometown of Wyoming, IL (outside of Peoria). I got there a bit late, after the first act had started. I was finishing my American Spirit and he came out of theatre and asked to if he could bum “one of those Winston’s” lol. I obliged and we talked for a good 10 minutes or so and then both went in for his set. Then he told me that his older brother, him and some of their friends were gonna go to the bowling alley down the street about 30 minutes after the show and I could join them and hang out for a little while. It was an awesome time and he was exactly how you’d expect him to be. Probably spent an hour and a half or so over there with them. He followed me on Twitter and we’ve messaged a few times over the years.

i love how joe rogan comes in with such a normal conversation and then theo just flips it on its head

This never gets old stay fresh theo

Excellent compilation 😂 thanks

I love him and Joe together. They make me laugh so much!

Exhibit A.

7:25 this clip always makes me cry 😭😂😂😂😂😂

Theo is one of my favorites. See him in person if you can.. great show.

I think I've seen all these clips like a hundred times and I think I could watch em all a hundred more and still not tire of them!

Bruh he's a different kind of funny. He is the kind of funny that the one friend in the group is like. Just raw natural humor.

Theo Von is the funniest human being to ever exist solely because all of these stories are based on his life; OBVIOUSLY with some added details, but still man 😂

Theo is mankind's treasure. Must be protected at any cost.

„Gum down a Viet“ Jesus Christ 😂😂

7:14 ''you'd pay 8'' 🤣🤣

Theo is a gem.

Theo never ceases to Crack me up

Fuck I wanna see Theo have a convo with Boosie.

@Freskko

Жыл бұрын

They have a podcast episode together foo.

@Freskko

Жыл бұрын

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this boy is quick with it! love theo

The last clip got me 💀

Great compilation dude you have sub👌👌👌👌☝👍

Dude has me laughing all the time, also him and bobby lee are hilarious together

@BigSh00ts

8 ай бұрын

The skit about Kim and stealing his seamen kills me bro 🤣

I REALLY want Theo Von to be a legit GTA character

“You eat a black lady and her families there they’re gonna be pissed” 😂😂😂

Theo kills me everytime 😂😂😂

I'll never care if his stories are fake or not. They are fucking hilarious lol

The fact his stories are 1000 times better then his actual on stage stuff like you literally will get bored when he’s actually on stage but his story’s are great

Youd pay 8 🥴

Theo has a story for everything I swear

Theo is a different kind of funny that you can’t duplicate.

2:02 the fact that Joe tells Theo no, and then LITERALLY argues a point in Theo's favor is crazy. Joe had to be high

“Highway patrol got the biggest 🐔” “Oh I gotta look that up” 😂😭

That southern charisma comes through so well for him. Love theo

This is our how we miss around me and my friends It's refreshing to see so many people accepting it

Fkng hell i was creasing all through that 😂😂 great compilation choice, and this is why theos one of my faves

Theo is low key the smartest man on the planet 😂

Joe: "Theo Von we're going into the Matrix" Theo: "I'm gonna get my stuff first tho"

This has to be one of the best videos I’ve ever watched in my life! 😂😂😂😂😂