Theo Calls Danielle the Virgin l This Past Weekend Highlight

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Theo gets a life update from Danielle the Virgin
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  • @billiondollardan
    @billiondollardan6 жыл бұрын

    I love the fact that Theo has a hotline just like old school talk shows

  • @knightimer2

    @knightimer2

    6 жыл бұрын

    I also love how the hotline is his own phone

  • @derekbest9703

    @derekbest9703

    6 жыл бұрын

    I think he said on the JRE podcast he only lets people leave voicemails to weed out the trolls. Which is smart.

  • @mau5izio1

    @mau5izio1

    3 жыл бұрын

    H⁸DJ bbn yyyyyyyy iui yyyyyyyy bhh88bb8bbhk for jeep

  • @mau5izio1

    @mau5izio1

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bggg8 up u

  • @Paulino813

    @Paulino813

    2 жыл бұрын

    This exactly

  • @chrisconnor8086
    @chrisconnor80866 жыл бұрын

    "tight and tardy" god damnit shakespeare wax on

  • @kylecameron9772

    @kylecameron9772

    6 жыл бұрын

    Saw 69 likes, didn't want to like, but thought "Fuck it, don't be so sentimental"

  • @autumnjoy5941

    @autumnjoy5941

    5 жыл бұрын

    Chris Connor dude is a panny dropper.

  • @kylefarrell2841

    @kylefarrell2841

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lmfao! Omg I'm dyin right now. Laughing way too hard at this comment

  • @cathalbuckley3606
    @cathalbuckley36064 жыл бұрын

    "He might be Christian or he might be really not Christian, either one" Theo is undefeated man

  • @aasldkfja
    @aasldkfja6 жыл бұрын

    "When a virgin calls [long pause] you call her back" lol

  • @whatdavesays
    @whatdavesays6 жыл бұрын

    Only Theo could talk to someone like this. Such a good little convo

  • @whatdavesays

    @whatdavesays

    6 жыл бұрын

    Marten Dekker thanks

  • @whatdavesays

    @whatdavesays

    6 жыл бұрын

    Chilly Bandino what?? Lol

  • @FullBoarDaniel

    @FullBoarDaniel

    5 жыл бұрын

    Abeardifuldag onward

  • @CBDBnoho
    @CBDBnoho5 жыл бұрын

    "Present day woman. Virgin to lackluster in the same sexual experience" LOL

  • @slimeballz
    @slimeballz6 жыл бұрын

    "showing you the room like he is a contractor..?" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 You are enriching my ways of speaking to the fools of this world. Much appreciated 🎩

  • @coastalflourishing
    @coastalflourishing5 жыл бұрын

    "He was showing you his room, like he was a contractor or something?"

  • @GoreTechs
    @GoreTechs6 жыл бұрын

    Tight and Tardy

  • @Paul-cy9ej

    @Paul-cy9ej

    6 жыл бұрын

    Boo boo

  • @Bighomieali

    @Bighomieali

    6 жыл бұрын

    More

  • @rickystrickland9329

    @rickystrickland9329

    6 жыл бұрын

    Quicly for the titty!

  • @jbridge23

    @jbridge23

    6 жыл бұрын

    Super Leeks- Yeah "Tight and Tardy"

  • @staballemo

    @staballemo

    5 жыл бұрын

    Boo boo

  • @kogniscent
    @kogniscent5 жыл бұрын

    "she lost it,,,she dropped that V off out there to a local caucasian" lmaoooo

  • @reynam2576
    @reynam25766 жыл бұрын

    You guys talked like BFFs 😅

  • @ripdajacker23

    @ripdajacker23

    5 жыл бұрын

    He made a tinder profile right after lol

  • @DavidKirklandJr
    @DavidKirklandJr6 жыл бұрын

    The wrestling belt move. Always works

  • @Hellchoseme420

    @Hellchoseme420

    6 жыл бұрын

    Levelz 480p ALWAYS

  • @butterbaybiscuits8694

    @butterbaybiscuits8694

    6 жыл бұрын

    60% of the time it works all the time

  • @ayoutubechannul

    @ayoutubechannul

    6 жыл бұрын

    Piggly Wiggly 3784 100 percent of the time

  • @nGRainHD

    @nGRainHD

    5 жыл бұрын

    Eminent Devils haven’t laughed st a comment in a while

  • @dfdtickets3643

    @dfdtickets3643

    5 жыл бұрын

    dying!! theres always somethng to show in your room!

  • @slipalongtobascus99
    @slipalongtobascus996 жыл бұрын

    "nice to know a white guy can still get work" 😂😂😂

  • @mdr8661

    @mdr8661

    5 жыл бұрын

    Hahah that was the best line

  • @chefkenburnem211

    @chefkenburnem211

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yea that almost made me spit my coffee out.

  • @maitreyas.4902

    @maitreyas.4902

    5 жыл бұрын

    A little bit of that Strom Thurman .....

  • @yeetdaddy5716

    @yeetdaddy5716

    4 жыл бұрын

    Its tuff out here for white guys. Most women like black guys nowadays

  • @nonamemcgillicutty9585

    @nonamemcgillicutty9585

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@yeetdaddy5716 that is not even close to true

  • @stevec2040
    @stevec20405 жыл бұрын

    Throughout the whole talk Theo smiling like the cat that got the canary 😁😁

  • @hanatirk4375

    @hanatirk4375

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂

  • @MarshallHayward
    @MarshallHayward6 жыл бұрын

    Theo asking the hard hitting questions...hahahaha

  • @dshel3004

    @dshel3004

    5 жыл бұрын

    ...or lackluster hitting questions 😁

  • @theloosemoose8200
    @theloosemoose82006 жыл бұрын

    Theo tried to bag a unicorn and was too slow on the draw, she slipped away...

  • @stormcorrosion176

    @stormcorrosion176

    6 жыл бұрын

    The Loose Moose bwahaha

  • @samuelberhanu7807

    @samuelberhanu7807

    5 жыл бұрын

    The Loose Moose Thats why hes tryna sneak his way in to taking her booty virginity

  • @crazyjoedavola5430

    @crazyjoedavola5430

    4 жыл бұрын

    Haha...

  • @shotsfired1106

    @shotsfired1106

    4 жыл бұрын

    That is hillarious

  • @porcodebarro
    @porcodebarro5 жыл бұрын

    I'm actually amazed by Theo's interview skills. All the right questions were asked and his comments on the answers were absolutely on point. Dude is a fucking talent rofl

  • @josephmiles7418

    @josephmiles7418

    Жыл бұрын

    this is old and i’m just seeing it but he also knew where she left off/where he interrupted and how to get her to continue her story, slick

  • @JorgeJimenez-fi3eb

    @JorgeJimenez-fi3eb

    11 ай бұрын

    Rolf ?????? Lmao who says that ?? Lmao

  • @memphis1316
    @memphis13162 жыл бұрын

    Danielle sounds like she's pretty cool. I'm genuinely happy for her

  • @harrylimeracketeer
    @harrylimeracketeer5 жыл бұрын

    "I remember reading a document the other day"

  • @strangedays871
    @strangedays8716 жыл бұрын

    Lol..she goes 25 years and then gives it up to a random on tinder.

  • @mandiebby93

    @mandiebby93

    6 жыл бұрын

    feels bad xD

  • @gigigaming97

    @gigigaming97

    6 жыл бұрын

    Lmao

  • @powergrower

    @powergrower

    6 жыл бұрын

    I lost mine to a hooker at 14 LOL on a school trip. I didn't have any money she was going to call the cops I said that's not a good idea because I am 14. Hahahah she really freaked out.

  • @VividFilmProductions

    @VividFilmProductions

    6 жыл бұрын

    Bruh that's what I did and it was good

  • @arizonatea3734

    @arizonatea3734

    6 жыл бұрын

    Freak mode enabled

  • @undergroundlace1686
    @undergroundlace1686 Жыл бұрын

    Watch Theo's face light up 😂😂😂 this man is a menace

  • @jesselucero4581
    @jesselucero45816 жыл бұрын

    I could see this clip going Viral, this is truly brilliant stuff Theo. Still Loving the podcast, it keeps getting better week after week. Congratulations on the New Studio and Continued Success Bruh

  • @brewitt1
    @brewitt16 жыл бұрын

    "Did he put on a special episode of television or anything?" Haven't belly laughed in a bit thanks Theo

  • @jeramiahsherman971
    @jeramiahsherman9713 жыл бұрын

    Watching Theo interact with people makes me a better listener. Dude has the old south gift of gab.

  • @JamesBongo
    @JamesBongo6 жыл бұрын

    "Cause a lot of kids are doing butt sex nowdays." I don't know why but the way he says that cracks me up

  • @rickeldridge6143
    @rickeldridge61436 жыл бұрын

    I can't help but think Theo is the guy to took that V. His face and his questions and the fact he showed her a "Wrestling Belt" when Theo has the strap for TFATK Guest of the Year! hahaha GANG GANG

  • @E1234
    @E12346 жыл бұрын

    Everything about him is jus so damn funny smfh... the way he so into this story tho lol !

  • @512productions8

    @512productions8

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lmao Theo always fooln he funny af

  • @houtexescobar5884
    @houtexescobar58846 жыл бұрын

    You can make any situation hilarious man love it! 😂

  • @rubievasek4437
    @rubievasek44376 жыл бұрын

    thanks theo. love your politeness and sensitivity to this lady. ur so cute.

  • @stsk7
    @stsk76 жыл бұрын

    Yo Theo is asking all the right questions. My man!

  • @wyldebore4089
    @wyldebore40896 жыл бұрын

    That Strom Thurmond lol

  • @stormcorrosion176

    @stormcorrosion176

    6 жыл бұрын

    brian eddington bwahaha man wtf!!

  • @serch54

    @serch54

    5 жыл бұрын

    That's the line that got me most, and I have no idea why

  • @blueshotgun017

    @blueshotgun017

    5 жыл бұрын

    "That's that hester pryne book- the scarlet... woman"

  • @crazyjoedavola5430

    @crazyjoedavola5430

    4 жыл бұрын

    Stiff...

  • @green6go
    @green6go5 жыл бұрын

    “Like a contractor” theo is the best

  • @rachelw821
    @rachelw8215 жыл бұрын

    Theo! I am SO happy I discovered you!!! You're hilarious!

  • @lgen626
    @lgen6265 жыл бұрын

    Theo seems sincerely happy for her. Dude is dope. Congrats Daniel!

  • @ninobless6919
    @ninobless69194 жыл бұрын

    Theo - "ruining FAMILIES" ... Danielle {awkward pause} "um .. yeah"

  • @nicabaliguin6032
    @nicabaliguin60324 жыл бұрын

    He's such a smooth talker

  • @Stephen_Eee
    @Stephen_Eee5 жыл бұрын

    I'm dying...this was great both questions and her answers had me going

  • @keeeeeeekss
    @keeeeeeekss6 жыл бұрын

    Theo is truly special.

  • @TRKTKO
    @TRKTKO6 жыл бұрын

    This is great Theo! Country boys can survive. You're my favorite comedian for sure, love your shit. Keep on keeping on.

  • @JotaJota813
    @JotaJota8135 жыл бұрын

    Theo Von you are great, wish you the best

  • @sleepyproduction7166
    @sleepyproduction71662 жыл бұрын

    Other people are trying to get the most famous, the most rich, the hottest people on their shows. But theos over here with the people, real people, he’s a man of the people.

  • @markanthonymeaney1914
    @markanthonymeaney19146 жыл бұрын

    Theo dude!! Butt activities bit had me LOL, GANG GANGN

  • @schneiderman1996

    @schneiderman1996

    5 жыл бұрын

    Mark Anthony Meaney them dark arts

  • @subfreq3339
    @subfreq33392 жыл бұрын

    I love the fact she's saying that she's worried bein a 25 yr old virgin might be a turn off!

  • @andreacrews8295
    @andreacrews82954 жыл бұрын

    That was great! I love how real you are! You’re a sweetheart!muah

  • @megganbeck6772
    @megganbeck67726 жыл бұрын

    Loved this

  • @darrenlee1765
    @darrenlee17655 жыл бұрын

    Listening to Theo makes me happy!

  • @jeremiah8746
    @jeremiah87465 жыл бұрын

    A wrestling belt? Was it Theo himself?

  • @ericdavid890
    @ericdavid8906 жыл бұрын

    Virgin to LackLuster lololol

  • @barnoldwhv

    @barnoldwhv

    6 жыл бұрын

    Haha. Goes from begging for it to critiquing it in a few minutes.

  • @mattmergy7050
    @mattmergy70504 жыл бұрын

    2 years later we find out the caller was actually Brendan and he was on grinder

  • @aldogjipali2835

    @aldogjipali2835

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @imatthewryan4076
    @imatthewryan40766 жыл бұрын

    Theo is ABSOLUTELY killing it

  • @CKrums97
    @CKrums973 жыл бұрын

    theo is a great comedian because he listens very well

  • @chefkenburnem211
    @chefkenburnem2115 жыл бұрын

    "Tight and tardy boo boo" I'm dying😂

  • @billygats649
    @billygats6494 жыл бұрын

    I remember Theo from MTV days! Didn't know he was a comedian! Great podcast! Very funny guy!

  • @mattfoley4749
    @mattfoley47496 жыл бұрын

    Danielle I'll show you a mediocre time

  • @crazyjoedavola5430

    @crazyjoedavola5430

    4 жыл бұрын

    I second that....I could give her a very nice underwhelming evening...

  • @lisafanninghowe

    @lisafanninghowe

    Жыл бұрын

    Love your name!

  • @Booshay__
    @Booshay__6 жыл бұрын

    A1 podcast material

  • @junedarius254
    @junedarius254 Жыл бұрын

    Love Theo has an old skool hot-line on his podcast. So 80s vibe and I love it.

  • @ollyjames138
    @ollyjames1384 жыл бұрын

    “Did he know you were Daniel the virgin” ahahahah

  • @JahEerie
    @JahEerie5 жыл бұрын

    Even when he's takin the piss, he still seems kinda sincere. Well payed Teo.

  • @dubstepsiik
    @dubstepsiik2 жыл бұрын

    Man theo is the greatest human alive ever

  • @bjbullock8958
    @bjbullock89586 жыл бұрын

    Tight and Tardy is gold brother

  • @jeybird6276
    @jeybird62762 жыл бұрын

    I love that Theo takes calls. I remember I commented years ago on rogan's videos saying he should do that! I imagine he never read it and probably and probably if he did was thinking I was an idiot and not understanding what podcasting was at the time! Lol But regular people are so dang interesting!

  • @divinesignatures6225

    @divinesignatures6225

    5 ай бұрын

    I used to be on the radio live and we took calls. It makes the show.

  • @JamonBoi
    @JamonBoi6 жыл бұрын

    Podcast Gold my guy

  • @geema2281
    @geema22815 жыл бұрын

    Also, Theo is the funniest. Love him

  • @michaelwalker5102
    @michaelwalker51026 жыл бұрын

    “You gotta have goals” lol.

  • @bravo2789
    @bravo27896 жыл бұрын

    Unique and original new comedy...killer!

  • @majatjkahmei8942
    @majatjkahmei89422 жыл бұрын

    Always with the out if nowhere questions, butt activity 😆😆😆

  • @jessica-zd4gi
    @jessica-zd4gi4 жыл бұрын

    i love the book "scarlet uhhh woman," such a classic

  • @Sandro234
    @Sandro2345 жыл бұрын

    Theo impressed me with the Scarlet Letter reference, but he got Biblical and misnomered it as Scarlet Woman lol good ole' Theo.

  • @clocksnolan
    @clocksnolan2 жыл бұрын

    His face the whole video is so fucking funny 😂

  • @jaimegarcia965
    @jaimegarcia9654 жыл бұрын

    That smirk to the camera at 5:00 😂😂😂😭

  • @Bubba4WP
    @Bubba4WP5 жыл бұрын

    The Hester Prynne bit is solid gold!

  • @phnigra111
    @phnigra1115 жыл бұрын

    After they do sex, the guy puts on the movie "Airplane" !?!?!!? WTF?! That says a lot about what kind of a weirdo he is 😂🤔😂

  • @crazyjoedavola5430

    @crazyjoedavola5430

    4 жыл бұрын

    That movie is a classic....he has an awesome sense of humor

  • @feefee6889

    @feefee6889

    4 жыл бұрын

    Crazy Joe Davola amen

  • @iforgetmygoogleaccount5560

    @iforgetmygoogleaccount5560

    4 жыл бұрын

    He was a freak and not in the good way lol.. lackluster

  • @jeramiahsherman971

    @jeramiahsherman971

    3 жыл бұрын

    See I think that was a flex. He knew she’d leave once he put that on.

  • @benjubinville4362
    @benjubinville43626 жыл бұрын

    “Couple of stars hit the mat!”

  • @jayboyuno6398
    @jayboyuno63986 жыл бұрын

    Tight and Tardy😂🤣

  • @haraldisdead
    @haraldisdead5 жыл бұрын

    "Good luck.. getting rid.. of that..butt V." How does this man still have a job?! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @therapist6328

    @therapist6328

    4 жыл бұрын

    Guys like us keep watching

  • @PyroFalcon
    @PyroFalcon2 жыл бұрын

    Theo is the funniest 🤣

  • @KillSwitchNY
    @KillSwitchNY3 жыл бұрын

    Theo is a god damn wordsmith.

  • @bossbossbro
    @bossbossbro4 жыл бұрын

    theo von is the funniest man alive

  • @ToomaProductions
    @ToomaProductions5 жыл бұрын

    "He said something about winning a wrestling belt" (Fighter and the Kid lol)

  • @MrJayb76
    @MrJayb765 жыл бұрын

    Tight and Tardy!!!Love it!

  • @springhillgolfer878
    @springhillgolfer8786 жыл бұрын

    "Let's just get this done."

  • @frankroberts4230
    @frankroberts42306 жыл бұрын

    Congrats danielle! Sounding good boo boo

  • @leanwoodworks
    @leanwoodworks6 жыл бұрын

    Damn I love this show

  • @ryanskinner9136
    @ryanskinner91365 жыл бұрын

    Such a good guy

  • @abg125
    @abg1255 жыл бұрын

    Looking for that steer D, you know that Strom Thurmond...lmao I’m from SC so that had me doubled over

  • @anthonyspier6608
    @anthonyspier66085 жыл бұрын

    He so funny he can say anything, he would be so fun as your friend

  • @chardeemacdennis2993
    @chardeemacdennis29934 жыл бұрын

    The fact you can call Theo, A. Is so old school. But B. Just shows how much he loves his fans and listeners. He wants to connect with everyone. "He's deceased, and so is your virginity". Fucking hilarious!

  • @yeetdaddy5716
    @yeetdaddy57164 жыл бұрын

    "A couple of stars hit the mat".....lol

  • @krazyk3842
    @krazyk38425 жыл бұрын

    I love theo facial expressions hahahaha

  • @nickpalermo2328
    @nickpalermo23286 жыл бұрын

    This is gold 😂😂😂

  • @chantzmoore781
    @chantzmoore7815 жыл бұрын

    Theo is fuckn awesome man lol

  • @isCarsonMiller
    @isCarsonMiller5 жыл бұрын

    I love that book Scarlet Woman.

  • @dustybear0606
    @dustybear06065 жыл бұрын

    That uvula or that vulva or whatever the parts are haha I love it lol

  • @Ohyou8one2
    @Ohyou8one25 жыл бұрын

    Strom Thurmond reference,,, oh sh!t... Theo is a genius!

  • @tylervertz8286
    @tylervertz82862 жыл бұрын

    You are my hero theo

  • @andrel5234
    @andrel52346 жыл бұрын

    Theo fucking kills me , too funny

  • @Wtfplsstfu
    @Wtfplsstfu5 жыл бұрын

    Fucking love Theo man. Class act!

  • @dickvinager7881
    @dickvinager78816 жыл бұрын

    Dude is a killer for sure! Lmao

  • @dancingdohl
    @dancingdohl6 жыл бұрын

    Guest of the year!

  • @Amoney2121
    @Amoney21215 жыл бұрын

    Theo looking thirsty af! What a fucking boss love ya Theo 😂😂😂😂

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