Tubbo: I just write about stuff from my past Also Tubbo’s Answer: A Divorce

@coffeetree_

3 жыл бұрын

Devoice*

@justalula7151

3 жыл бұрын

Hes a lawyer so it makes sense

@bleach9595

3 жыл бұрын

@@justalula7151 i think you mean quackity is the lawyer

@nika9479

3 жыл бұрын

@@bleach9595 Well, Quackity might be lawyer irl, BUT NOBODY OVERTOWNS BIG LAW! BIG LAW IS THE ONLY TRUE LAWYER!!!!!

@bleach9595

3 жыл бұрын

@@nika9479 DUDE HOW COULD I FORGET BIG LAW

I love how Techno’s emote head looks so angry and then when he says “that is all” it just goes back to its original happy expression.

@rayvingoh1489

3 жыл бұрын

When you thought this jackbox stream is bad the jackbox tournament for 500 gifted subs is even worse

@jonasjoyson3813

3 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@ChiDestiny

3 жыл бұрын

@@jonasjoyson3813 7:40

@briannabsss

3 жыл бұрын

@@jonasjoyson3813 7:40 :)

@christinevu5260

3 жыл бұрын

I was literally choking on laughter during that part of the stream holy crap

Poor tubbo couldn’t read them who chose a fast reading game for a dyslexic person lmao

@rubylittle2614

3 жыл бұрын

it was also 4am in england lmao

@k0rutbl0rut26

3 жыл бұрын

fr its so hard to fking read so fast

@neocricket9300

3 жыл бұрын

read fast! they said to the dyslexic person at 4 am

@k0rutbl0rut26

3 жыл бұрын

@@neocricket9300 BAHAHHA

@onion_8138

3 жыл бұрын

and it was late

"A Gun." - Sun Tzu, Fear is the only motivator

@HanCae

3 жыл бұрын

The art of fear*

@simsim194

3 жыл бұрын

I didn’t know sun tzu published another book

@gayas3695

3 жыл бұрын

@@simsim194 He published it in 2020

@HypaBox

3 жыл бұрын

He went off

@coffeetree_

3 жыл бұрын

The fear of art*

alternate title: quackity and techno destroying two children with their rap skills

@fizzyjam

3 жыл бұрын

nah ranboo's pretty good

@tylertds

3 жыл бұрын

ranboo is actually the best rapper.

@Username-wy5kn

3 жыл бұрын

how old is ranboo?

@kaylaabendroth1174

3 жыл бұрын

@@Username-wy5kn he hasn’t said exactly but he’s probably 16-17

@iykigugu6798

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaylaabendroth1174 lolkzread.info/dash/bejne/k2Wem9GwctjdlLQ.html

Imagine its mother days and just give her the option of "a divorce or a divoice"

@coffeetree_

3 жыл бұрын

Like would you rather lose your husband or your voice Idk why I lost it when I saw that it was Tubbo who wrote the devoice one I forgot he was dyslexic I guess

@mckennaisaperson4058

3 жыл бұрын

I have now realized how strange the English language is after reading “mother days” and attempting to correct it in my mind to “mothers day”, but to no avail. I’m starting to doubt myself every time I type a word

@lih3391

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like I see more and more typos now in comment sections Imagine its mother days and just give her the option of “a divorce or a divoice” -> Imagine it’s Mother’s Day and you just give her the option of “a divorce or a divoice”

@stopsign2594

3 жыл бұрын

I swear if the like is 666 i going to call the holy police

@silveraxe301

3 жыл бұрын

@@stopsign2594 ikrkzread.info/dash/bejne/k2Wem9GwctjdlLQ.html

4:12 Techno and Ranboo saying “the pity votes” at the exact same time and merging into one voice scared me

@delphox3748

3 жыл бұрын

They legit sound the same 😳

@joshcaldwell8523

3 жыл бұрын

Omg that sounded like one person but with an echos that’s at the same time as their words

@PinGotStolen

3 жыл бұрын

@@joshcaldwell8523 yea ikr ranboo adn techno just have a different tone to talk

@peachykeen53

3 жыл бұрын

They do that way more often than they should be able to 😂

@th1rt3n_tn49

2 жыл бұрын

Techno speaks in Serif bold, Ranboo speaks is Comic sans italic bold, and then eret speaks in Script italic bold

If techno’s job failed as a streamer he could’ve done rapping or dissing gaming youtubers ngl

@saltedquackers5264

3 жыл бұрын

he already does that lmao

@peytonfredieu4207

3 жыл бұрын

imagine Techno doing disstracks like hes Ricegum 😂😂😂

@kriscokidd1468

3 жыл бұрын

@@saltedquackers5264 lmao

@hailchocolate617

3 жыл бұрын

why not do both? more mons lmao

@pasta1932

2 жыл бұрын

...Or working at a orphanage

it's so worth watching again the moment you see ranboo's baby lawyer in the thumbnail

@meoowddie

3 жыл бұрын

EXACTLYYYY MY EXACT THOUGHTS

@nopenope8046

3 жыл бұрын

so true

@Poppylo29

3 жыл бұрын

Respect the Baby Lawyer.

@mani-qj3np

3 жыл бұрын

become the baby lawyer.

@wavetsuname

3 жыл бұрын

a

IM SALTY QUACKITY CUT OUT THE AMAZING "WE'LL CROSS THOSE BABY'S WHEN WE GET TO IT."

@meowgic7418

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed.

@Dom-kh7mr

3 жыл бұрын

I KNOWWW I LOVE THAT PART

@jdjdjddhsjdjdj6181

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/dKykxsyioa3ch84.html idk why this so funny but it is so funny

@chloehill3207

3 жыл бұрын

Top 10 anime betrayals: Quackity leaves out the best line

@silveraxe301

3 жыл бұрын

@@chloehill3207 ikrkzread.info/dash/bejne/k2Wem9GwctjdlLQ.html

Techno: I’m gonna go- Quackity: *so you have chosen death*

@SnoppleWopple

3 жыл бұрын

ok

@salpherite962

3 жыл бұрын

ok

@applejuice5582

3 жыл бұрын

ok

@taylorshittbutt

3 жыл бұрын

ok

@SnoppleWopple

3 жыл бұрын

@@jdjdjddhsjdjdj6181 kzread.info/dash/bejne/fKuixaOKpdXSoc4.html

I’m going to beat you with this brick -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

@hitlers_grandson

3 жыл бұрын

-Penas _Sun Tzu, The Art of War Vol.2

@silveraxe301

3 жыл бұрын

@@hitlers_grandson sun tzu was here kzread.info/dash/bejne/k2Wem9GwctjdlLQ.html

@igiveup5585

3 жыл бұрын

I just read that as I heard it

@hitlers_grandson

3 жыл бұрын

@@silveraxe301 Ya not gonna rick roll me, im 4 paralel universes ahead of you

@imperson1785

3 жыл бұрын

-Sun Tzu, The Art of Brick*

tubbo was so sleep-deprived during this it's scary

@unripeplum

3 жыл бұрын

well it *was* at 5 am for him ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@bunnybunbun2826

3 жыл бұрын

Poor tubbo :(

It's hilarious that Tubbo can still be wholesome while talking about murdering childeen

@wilburfoot

3 жыл бұрын

IK LOL

@adsmarket_1

10 ай бұрын

CHILDEEN

Techno’s voice with so much emotion during the patently stupid game is everything LMAO

"YALL LOSING TO A DROPOUT!!" - Technoblade, The Art of English Major

@xshadowwreckerx7561

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

I love jack box streams,, they’re so entertaining

@Checkerbear

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@kamalh6700

3 жыл бұрын

@@Okay1 ok

@deadmanself

3 жыл бұрын

@@Okay1 ok

@AceJett123

3 жыл бұрын

@@Okay1 ok

@laindoll7321

3 жыл бұрын

@@Okay1 Ok

"u call yourself a pro? You can't even jumping" Tubbo's experience as an ex national trampolinist : 🚶

@wilburfoot

2 жыл бұрын

HAHAH TRUEE

it was so funny when ranboo was choosing tubbos images for talking points “so how can I make this about me” *camera pointing in window*

I feel sorry for Tubbo- he legit woke up at 4 in the morning to do this

@kaylaabendroth1174

3 жыл бұрын

i think he just never went to sleep, seeing as this was a spur of the moment stream

@pauslepg

3 жыл бұрын

Is more like he didnt slept in the first place- also he was new in the game loool

apples shows up on screen: technos brain: apples am i right chat.

Alternate title: The squad collectively drop-kicking a dyslexic child in rapping

Why does Techno sound like a poet that is having a bad day when he says his rap lol

@arizonagreenbee

2 жыл бұрын

He is

He didn't add the part where he wrote, "Team with techno because he can't be bothered."

@syo5416

3 жыл бұрын

IK I WAS WAITING THAT PART

Techno: What do you do when the pit fills with the babies? Ranboo: We- We'll cross those babies when we get to them!

@reharm_reality

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh I kept seeing that in the comments but I thought it was about the baby lawyer, like cross examination (I have realized as I'm typing that you cross witnesses not lawyers but oh well)

when techno yelled at that baby- wow im- wow just i know he stabs people in minecraft but that was intense.

Tubbo’s just having a stroke the whole rap battle

“I’m stealing all your stuff on the dream smp” -sun tzu

POV: you're not early you're just at the right time

@JonasAmick

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, I’m late

@kyrection

3 жыл бұрын

im 10 minutes late lmao

@wormystring

3 жыл бұрын

as you should be

@jaylaamsden271

3 жыл бұрын

@@JonasAmick I’m even later😔

@beesgold1487

3 жыл бұрын

1:44

How could you leave out “we’ll cross those babies when we get to them”

This is probably the most emotion I've ever heard from techno

I love how at 5:10 Techno noticed that Quackity put down freight instead of fright. He's still that English major deep down.

"You're going to be known only by the grave on your land." *That aged like fine wine.*

"Forget about showing up on the finale" NOOO IT HITS SO DIFFERENT

“What kinda in the sweet home Alabama bullshi* is this?” Best line

Why do Babies head smells So Good? Technoblade: *F E A R*

Tubbo: Life is a meaningless void. What is sleep. Sleep is just part of our imagination. Life is such a blurry picture. Everyone: oh no _anyway_

Techno is the reason why you dont mess with an english major in a rap battle

“That baby better learn today!” - Sun Tzu, ‘The Art of War’

I just like how techno was yelling for the physics but then right after he just ends it with a smile

7:41 genuinely never heard Techno this aggressive....

i love how quackity hypes or laughs at everyones jokes :) i feel like it would be really awkward without him

"I'M GONNA PUNT YOU STRAIGHT TO THE MOON" is my favorite line

God I haven’t heard Techno’s voice in so long…it’s so weird. I miss him so much… o7 king. Don’t let that crown ever fall :)

im a simple person. I see quackity I watch. I see jackbox. I LIKE

@AsrielKujo

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

3:46 Oh my goodness, Quackity was trying so hard to avoid laughing at a dyslexic Tubbo moment.

ayo we not gonna talk about tubbo’s banger presentation at the end-

every time i hear technos voice i feel sad :( i miss him

@yoursaltydorito

Жыл бұрын

me too :(

@MeeMycubeofdairyfatandgoodness

Жыл бұрын

I agree

@Grogg-y

8 ай бұрын

Ikr ❤

@Unitedstatesofamerica177

8 ай бұрын

Don’t miss him, he had an amazing life and was overall an amazing human being(except for the orphan massacres and mass arson/child labor)

Techno's emotion showing so much in this video

Waiting People. Where are you at ?this is going to be a good stream

@Unknown27_

3 жыл бұрын

Or should I say premier 😅

@caro140209

3 жыл бұрын

@@Okay1 Ok!

@thesilliestsillyofalltime

3 жыл бұрын

Yo

@thesilliestsillyofalltime

3 жыл бұрын

It will be

@thesilliestsillyofalltime

3 жыл бұрын

@@999_hi -_-

"You're gonna be known only from the grave on your land" that joke didn't age well

We need more techno jackbox games he’s so funny

BABY LAWYER: the spin-off to Boss Baby no one asked for

1:02 I love how he spelled divorce in a British accent

7:32 that whole presentation was hilarious

Child: *exists* Quackity and Technoblade: So you have chosen death?

3:27 it was funny last year But now it kinda hit hard

O7 techno, he was so goddamn cool in this video. I miss him so much

4:58 techno could had said “ im going to beat u with this netherite pick” instead LMFAOO

@1biasedherbertfan979

Жыл бұрын

I don’t think you can pick multiple words in one sentence I could’ve been lied to tho

I was drinking my Gatorade when all I hear is "Baby is lawyer" and just choked on my Gatorade Congratulations Ranboo you almost literally killed me with that one

Pov: your waiting 28 minutes for the stream to start The tunnel thing reminds me of doctor who outro O.O Edit: tysm for 200+ likes :)

@wolfeevi

3 жыл бұрын

21

@manextxopeitia8891

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@yoshtrooper6938

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a premiere, not a stream

@techno-chan8903

3 жыл бұрын

nah i watched the real stream and voted

@silveraxe301

3 жыл бұрын

@@techno-chan8903 ikrkzread.info/dash/bejne/k2Wem9GwctjdlLQ.html

I feel like Techno had so much fun with this and I'm here for it!

3:27 Oh God that didn't age well

techno has so much emotion in his voice when screaming about the baby learning theoretical physics

5:10 aged so well when Techno got 800k viewers live

Makes me feel like he’s still here, RIP the king never dies.

techno and big q are my comfort streamers bc 1. laughing makes me feel better, which quackity does a lot 2. i can relate a lot to techno’s soft anarchist ways 3. they’re both funny and make me laugh while trying to give advice 4. i can relate to both of them bc i use humor as a way to express emotion they’re cool ig 😡👊🏽

i can't be the only one legitmately afraid of techno screaming at me.

"forget about showing up in the finale" well that. THAT aged.

The VOD of this made me learn that Ranboo and Techno's sense of humour is incredibly similar to one another

@sylviaishanee5377

3 жыл бұрын

Heck they even sound similar

@Nathi98

3 жыл бұрын

@@sylviaishanee5377 Yes they really do!

i never knew how much i needed to hear techno scream about theoretical physics until now

"The baby is lawyer" is such an underrated joke it's so funny

Poor Techno safety thing and then no answer, and then he roasted the wrong dude

7:44 I’ve never heard more conviction or emotion in technos voice then in that moment XD

0:25 showing Ranboos chair video-

11:21 I love Techno's laugh at this part

“A divoice“ Me: *yeah tubbo typed that hes dislexic.*

@beeeans6662

3 жыл бұрын

Are you _dislexic_ too?

@elijahsantiago4361

3 жыл бұрын

@@beeeans6662 oh s- no theyve found out run GET OF ME HO WWJSHDHXIDXHKWDBWHIEVHWXIDHJWDXNKDWNJL

we miss you techno

Techno: "your merch wont make a single sale!" Ranboos merch: having some many people try and buy it at once that the website breaks for almost 2 hours-

Okay, but why did this stream predict so many things? Like, Ranboo's merch thing, the ARM of one of the photos being in a sling in a slideshow about Technoblade, and a few other stuffs I'm too tired to write down?

This was actually so funny even tough everyone in the call sounded like they were dying, lol. Especially Tubbo lmao.

The fact that "No Answer! Techno can't be bothered" gives off such techno energy

sometimes i forget techno's gone

0:30 "now is probably a good time to tell you I only think of you as a friend"

Techno really wanted that baby learn theoretical physics he said "I SWEAR TO GOD IDK WHAT IMA DO TO THAT BABY IF HE DOESNT LEARN RN" the baby made him say god (joke dont take seriously pls)

Them just randomly playing jackbox while philza stares in confusion in house arrest

11:23 TECHNOS LAUGH LOLLLLL

Rip techno

8:17 I was picking up something. Saw this and tripped on the floor laughing, then quackity's made me laugh even harder that it took me 5 minutes to get up.

techno's "HA-'" that gets cut off at 4:36

rip tech

Quackity: GUN Techno: GUN Tubbo: GUN Now someone give Ranboo's baby lawyer a gun xD

Now this is a pog champ RIP pogchamp

I just finished tubbos stream so I'm here now I'm a bit late don't you think?

the way techno said "a gun." lmaoo

5:29 tubbo's rap would've been so good if he could read it

@mediocrebreakdown6402

3 жыл бұрын

“I hate you I hate you I hate you” I n s u l t 1 0 0

@jimjam3719

3 жыл бұрын

@@mediocrebreakdown6402 i was talking about the one at 5:29 his rap is "i'll keep this short like your sexual organ. you have no brains and your ego's enormous. is that you? i got a whiff of turds. thanks for coming folks. please try the veal."

9:15 Karl will roast anybody, even the fucking Kids 😭

Beautiful looking and it hasn't even started yet

Quackity reading the lyrics when Tubbo was struggling to read them in time was really sweet

miss this whole era so much