Why does Sam sound like he just smoked a whole pack of Marb Reds?

Sam’s growing into his gravely wise dad voice. I doubt his child would take him seriously without it.

It's not easy being a Chad, but damn, is it fun. My girlfriend loves it, and her boyfriend is such a bro. They let me hangout with them sometimes.

As a wise man once said: " I am FISTO please assume the position."

Been waiting to meet one of the people from the anti smoking ads

I just noticed "The Chad Bots" and "The Expendables"

He isn't smoking, he's just slowly turning into a chadbot.

Sam is developing a voice to match the hairline.

Sam's like "I got sick LOL" He's actually been crying, every time Kenshi kicked the absolute shit out of him. I've been there General Sam, I've been there. It's okay buddy.

Fun Fact: If you get REALLY deep into Kenshi lore, the Okranites technically worship the big robot that sacrificed itself to save humanity. So, they DO worship the skeletons they hate so much.

this game hardened dude to the point his voice doesn’t even sound the same god damn

"raw sexual energy given form" proceeds to chase a crawling human being with intent. I see.

"Master Yoda, the droid army has arrived!"

roses are red

"The little boy that got dismembered by skeletons"

Enslaving people to use as training dummies is genius, Sam.

"The okranites are praying to a chauvinistic god.. and to he honest, they should pray to the skeletons instead."

My Therapist: "There are no skeletons out to get you!"

You really thought you could take Blister Hill, capital of the holy nation, seat of Lord Phoenix himself, home to the Protector of the Flame, with THAT MEASLY FORCE? IN A CHARGE ASSAULT?

"They don't need beds because they only sleep after they are done killing... which is NEVER!"