The Victoria Lines: Defending Malta on a tight budget

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Malta is small, but not so small that you can fortify it all, but it's not big enough to station an army on, so what do you do to keep it safe? The Victorian British found a way.
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  • @lindybeige
    @lindybeige3 жыл бұрын

    WHOOPS! At 5:20 I make a big slip and say 1878 instead of 1798 for Napoleon's invasion of Egypt. I have absolutely no idea why I made this mistake, since I definitely knew it was 1798, and I also managed to miss it in editing, which is embarrassing. Sorry. Elsewhere in the video I get this date correct.

  • @Milamberinx

    @Milamberinx

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha, I just got to that point in the video and skipped back thinking I'd misheard it. Pinned comment to the rescue, full steam ahead!

  • @Zula_The_Squid

    @Zula_The_Squid

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's been only one mistake and you're talking free-style. You're doing awesome, don't worry! :)

  • @ArayStrak

    @ArayStrak

    3 жыл бұрын

    What happened in 1878 that made you slip so Freudian-ly? Do you need to tell us something?

  • @ominousmaximus

    @ominousmaximus

    3 жыл бұрын

    Probably not a popular or easy topic what about the Tartarians? What if any information can you muster up about that culture and how Russia wiped their history from the books?

  • @yomer355

    @yomer355

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ominousmaximus what books?

  • @wheelygd
    @wheelygd2 жыл бұрын

    "Napoleon didn't endear himself to the Maltese" So, I guess you could say he made the Maltese cross.

  • @vde1846

    @vde1846

    2 жыл бұрын

    Nice!

  • @jaeoskyldig

    @jaeoskyldig

    2 жыл бұрын

    Sacrebleu!

  • @johnd2058

    @johnd2058

    2 жыл бұрын

    **facepalm**

  • @MrBizteck

    @MrBizteck

    2 жыл бұрын

    😅

  • @scockery

    @scockery

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ba dum tss!!

  • @chrisbirch6513
    @chrisbirch65133 жыл бұрын

    I feel a bit silly that in the middle of the video I forgot 'having a huge navy' was the answer to 'how to defend an island'.

  • @maxjones503

    @maxjones503

    3 жыл бұрын

    Took me about 32 minutes

  • @Electric999999

    @Electric999999

    3 жыл бұрын

    It was in fact a large part of how Britain defended Britain at the time too.

  • @Qilue

    @Qilue

    3 жыл бұрын

    When you're an island, walls made of wood are stronger than walls made of stone.

  • @pallandoromestamo8861

    @pallandoromestamo8861

    3 жыл бұрын

    especially "on a tight budget"

  • @insertnamehere6960

    @insertnamehere6960

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Qilue This idea was also used in Vienna, Stone walls crumble when hit by cannon fire or blown up, Wooden walls splinter and make the lives of anyone aiming to climb the rubble very, very unpleasant

  • @nozero1
    @nozero13 жыл бұрын

    So, the title should be more like "how the British defended Malta with only a tight budget + the largest and most expensive navy in the world"

  • @jrd33

    @jrd33

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well, yrs, but the navy had to defend a lot of other places as well. Our empire really was spread wide at the time.

  • @chopsandarchie7015

    @chopsandarchie7015

    2 жыл бұрын

    I reckon that did come in handy too.

  • @davidelliott5843

    @davidelliott5843

    2 жыл бұрын

    Malta was so strategically important that everyone wanted control of it.

  • @loungelizard3922

    @loungelizard3922

    2 жыл бұрын

    That was why the Malta budget was tight. Ships of the Line don't pay for themselves.

  • @Oooo-bi7bi

    @Oooo-bi7bi

    Жыл бұрын

    The wealth was for the select few in the chain of command. The people that did the physical work were fed reasonably well for the time. But no pension plan or realistic financial security..

  • @_mwk
    @_mwk3 жыл бұрын

    Today I learned: - Ending the Cold War was good - Climbing hills while grenades are being dropped on you is bad - And for the love of all that is good, PAY ATTENTION TO HEDGEHOG.

  • @melvinbrotherofthejoker436

    @melvinbrotherofthejoker436

    3 жыл бұрын

    And Napoleon was worse than Hitler but not chairman mao

  • @Warmaka

    @Warmaka

    3 жыл бұрын

    The British ignored Hedgehog once and almost lost the entire island for it.

  • @yungyahweh

    @yungyahweh

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes the global capitalism having free reign to exploit the world is very good

  • @geekyboringfilms233

    @geekyboringfilms233

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@yungyahwehwhat does that have to do with hedgehogs

  • @sprucemaroose

    @sprucemaroose

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ignore Hedgehog at your peril!

  • @fuferito
    @fuferito3 жыл бұрын

    A few things stand out when listening to Lindybeige. He likes beige, which is Malta's predominant colour. He doesn't care for Napoleon. He _may_ be pro British.

  • @WG55

    @WG55

    3 жыл бұрын

    *Waiter:* "Would you like the strawberry napoleon with crème anglaise?" *Lloyd:* "No! I mean, yes! I mean, give me a minute…"

  • @fuferito

    @fuferito

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@WG55, Changed my mind. I'll have the pastizzi instead.

  • @dantreadwell7421

    @dantreadwell7421

    2 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣 that may be a bit of an understatement, what?

  • @thehoodiewitharudy9020

    @thehoodiewitharudy9020

    2 жыл бұрын

    *perhaps*

  • @scockery

    @scockery

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'd go as far as to call Lindybeige an anglophile.

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion783 жыл бұрын

    British commander: What do we have to defend this island? His assistant: 4 cannons, 7 barrels of shot and powder, a bit of string, a ham sandwich, and this IOU from the Knights of Malta

  • @bow-tiedengineer4453

    @bow-tiedengineer4453

    3 жыл бұрын

    And the royal navy! there you go, now it's about right. :P

  • @markdurham5062

    @markdurham5062

    3 жыл бұрын

    But they always had Faith, (and Hope and Charity). Those were the names of three Gloster Gladiator biplanes that flew against the Italian air force in June 1940.

  • @jh1859

    @jh1859

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well, Constantinople was one of the greatest fortified city-states ever, and lasted for a cool millennium or so. No one really wanted to try that hard in Malta, that's all it is... Hehee, hoohoo!

  • @abrahamlincoln9758

    @abrahamlincoln9758

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jh1859 Ah, yes. The cool millennium. One of my favorite units of measure. Right up there with the Beard Fornight.

  • @jh1859

    @jh1859

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@abrahamlincoln9758 You mean 'fortnight'? Heehee, hoohoo!

  • @clintcarpentier2424
    @clintcarpentier24243 жыл бұрын

    "How did British troops defend Malta..." They wore beige!

  • @lindybeige

    @lindybeige

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh yes - and that!

  • @James-sk4db

    @James-sk4db

    3 жыл бұрын

    May count as camouflage to be fair.

  • @angelarch5352

    @angelarch5352

    3 жыл бұрын

    If you wear beige in Malta, you would be nearly invisible against the backdrop!

  • @Aria432

    @Aria432

    2 жыл бұрын

    cringe

  • @keelanmurphy9941
    @keelanmurphy99413 жыл бұрын

    Bit of a slip around 5:20, Lindy. Napoleon's invasion of Egypt began in 1798. I know you don't like the man but even you would have to be impressed if he'd invaded Egypt fifty years after his death.

  • @spearhunked1369

    @spearhunked1369

    3 жыл бұрын

    Mega slip lmao

  • @Habdabi

    @Habdabi

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah was very confused there, 1878 1798, you can see how easy the mistake is while trying to explain so much. He also gets the correct date later on in the video, just a slip of the tongue

  • @brainletmong6302

    @brainletmong6302

    3 жыл бұрын

    He did have a talent for getting out of prison, I wouldn't be surprised if he got out of hell.

  • @MichaelScheele

    @MichaelScheele

    3 жыл бұрын

    You beat me to this.

  • @robinderoos1166

    @robinderoos1166

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@brainletmong6302 And got reincarnated as Xi Jinping?

  • @k-panga
    @k-panga3 жыл бұрын

    I don't know why, but something tells me Lloyd doesn't like Napoleon.

  • @3.k

    @3.k

    3 жыл бұрын

    I’ve heard that Napoleon was probably French. Maybe that’s why. ;)

  • @Getpojke

    @Getpojke

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@3.k Well he was an absolute rotter & a bounder to boot!

  • @hazzmati

    @hazzmati

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@3.k he was in fact Corsican

  • @3.k

    @3.k

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@hazzmati For Lindy, that’s French enough. xD

  • @Pfsif

    @Pfsif

    3 жыл бұрын

    He was just doing his job.

  • @linoastra4121
    @linoastra41213 жыл бұрын

    As a french, i love the relation with english people, it's like we fight together to be at peace for fighting each other like teen brothers

  • @mikedrop4421

    @mikedrop4421

    3 жыл бұрын

    As an American we feel like the kid brother that grew up to be bigger than both of you and stronger but never as smart, fun or cool.

  • @shilopnamreg6468

    @shilopnamreg6468

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mikedrop4421 hey we're cool, we've got guns and big loud vehicles and all that!

  • @Joker-yw9hl

    @Joker-yw9hl

    3 жыл бұрын

    And how great it is that we are all allies now 🇫🇷🇬🇧🇺🇸🇨🇦

  • @42ouncesofPAIN

    @42ouncesofPAIN

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mikedrop4421 we invented the Internet. We are clearly the smartest here.

  • @adventussaxonum448

    @adventussaxonum448

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mikedrop4421 You're like the young brother who never went to college but made a load of money instead. 😄

  • @TiareLeine
    @TiareLeine3 жыл бұрын

    "And nuns abound!" is one of the most strangely entertaining phrases I've encountered in a while

  • @johnstewartrichards5922

    @johnstewartrichards5922

    2 жыл бұрын

    Private Baldrick: You know my dad was a nun. Captain Blackadder: No he wasn't. Private Baldrick: He was too, sir. Cause whenever he was up in court and the judge asked "occupation", he'd say "none".

  • @ilovesmosh2012
    @ilovesmosh20123 жыл бұрын

    I imagine someone having a lay over there and looking out the window and going: "Yup, that's the whole country."

  • @Eretaloma

    @Eretaloma

    3 жыл бұрын

    Its pretty funny although you have to go to Imdina to do that

  • @IamOutOfNames

    @IamOutOfNames

    3 жыл бұрын

    Liechtenstein?

  • @Mcsqw

    @Mcsqw

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@IamOutOfNames I see your Liechtenstein and raise you a Singapore, sir!

  • @ColonelSandersLite

    @ColonelSandersLite

    3 жыл бұрын

    Honestly, I have a hard time imagining waking up and driving from one end of my country to the other end without sleep. It can be done but it would be painful.

  • @shilopnamreg6468

    @shilopnamreg6468

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ColonelSandersLite now imagine your country spans an entire continent, takes multiple days to drive across the united states

  • @smartassdroid5149
    @smartassdroid51493 жыл бұрын

    My Grandfather was RM Commando, defended Malta during the siege and ran intelligence and raids outta there. Just he and his mate took it upon themselves during the siege to lead the supply ships by dingy, through the sea mines to port. He was awarded the Maltese Cross for this. He got his medal in the 90s. They didn't have any medals left at the time, as everything was melted down to make ammo.

  • @gerryjamesedwards1227
    @gerryjamesedwards12273 жыл бұрын

    "The British sank the ship" makes it sort of sound like the Maltese treasure might be recoverable. It isn't. L'Orient's magazine exploded in a most spectacular manner, and the biggest piece of her that remained, a short chunk of mainmast, was used to make Nelson's coffin.

  • @AppleSauceGamingChannel

    @AppleSauceGamingChannel

    3 жыл бұрын

    Did they inscribe it with an apt 'screw you Malta all your nana's belongings are now lost forever thanks to the Royal Navy's inept cannonry!!' moniker?

  • @gerryjamesedwards1227

    @gerryjamesedwards1227

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@AppleSauceGamingChannel I don't know if 'inept' is fair, given that they were chucking around red-hot shot they must have been more concerned with the 'sink or destroy' part of their orders to 'seize, sink or destroy' the King's enemies.

  • @adventussaxonum448

    @adventussaxonum448

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@AppleSauceGamingChannel First time I've heard gunnery destroying an enemy fleet, and blowing up the flagship, described as inept. 😄

  • @johnladuke6475

    @johnladuke6475

    2 жыл бұрын

    They sank many many little pieces of the ship.

  • @polymorphesquirrel

    @polymorphesquirrel

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@gerryjamesedwards1227 You happen to be quite wrong. A part of why royal navy was such successful, was a huge incentive for captains to take opportunities and risks o seize ships, because a large percent (like, perhaps, a half, but I don't remember exactly) of the worth of the captured ship, was awarded as a prize to the whole crew, with the captain getting a lion share of it. Nelson himself perhaps was well off and dedicated enough for it to not be a deciding factor, but for the fleet by and large, very much so.

  • @zanderaw
    @zanderaw3 жыл бұрын

    Lindy “Napoleon was worse than Hitler” Beige

  • @WG55

    @WG55

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lindy "Napoleon was _almost_ as bad as Mao" Beige

  • @ivegotbadtaste9181

    @ivegotbadtaste9181

    3 жыл бұрын

    I like him but god danm is that a bad take.

  • @johnknight7296

    @johnknight7296

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yep Napoleon is no where near the same league of mass murder as Stalin. Mao or Hitler.

  • @placeholdernameisplacehold7671

    @placeholdernameisplacehold7671

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@johnknight7296 Exactly, he's a power hungry demagog. Not an insane mad man.

  • @Recreationaltrespasser

    @Recreationaltrespasser

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@AKUJIVALDO ill add this, if hundreds of thousands were cremated at a *certain* place show me the forensic studies showing amounts of ash in the soil in the surrounding area.

  • @rythegeneral511
    @rythegeneral5113 жыл бұрын

    This channel is a gem. Nothing like history and humor combined. Much appreciated good sir!

  • @garrysekelli6776

    @garrysekelli6776

    3 жыл бұрын

    I vove this channel. Cause now i dont have to go to Malta or Gottland cause ive already seen the most interesting parts.

  • @BeezerWashingbeard

    @BeezerWashingbeard

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah Lloyd is a well good bloke. Old school KZreadr as well.

  • @drewinsur7321

    @drewinsur7321

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@garrysekelli6776 did ya smell the nuns? Well, you missing out.

  • @JohnZiTAB

    @JohnZiTAB

    2 жыл бұрын

    I quite like this channel too. Jay Foreman is quite good too! Map Men is a great show of his.

  • @kingaragornii9940

    @kingaragornii9940

    2 жыл бұрын

    Around 5:20 he made a statistical error the date is supposed to be 1798 the invasion of Egypt, not 1878.

  • @7guestslimited335
    @7guestslimited3353 жыл бұрын

    Hi, Thanks for this interesting post, I would like to mention 3 points. Firstly, the Victoria lines actually built on a fault, rather than a ridge or escarpment. This fault in the rocks splits the island in two. There are loads of faults on the island, some of which created the Dingli cliffs, as well as the island (rock) of Filfla which was visible in the clip discussing the cliffs Secondly, Gharghur is actually pronounced 'ARAWWR' (sorry, I do not know phonetic alphabet). The GARGUR pronounciation became popular amongst locals who got tired of explaining what they menat as a location when talking to the British (Similarly Siggiewi, was pronounced as SIGGI-WIGGI on British Forces Radio). Thirdly, at 30:00 when you where showing the Ground Satellite Stations and joking about Phoenician or Roman, there could be seen another British Military innovation that was used to defend Malta in the second world war against air attack from Italy. It is known locally as "il-widna" or "the ear" and this was a large parabolic wall that focused sounds coming from Italy's direction to a microphone placed in front of it. It was meant to warn the defenders of increased air activity coming from that direction (a precursor to the Radar I suppose). Kind regards, Malcolm

  • @Wooper160atThePond
    @Wooper160atThePond2 жыл бұрын

    "I don't think it's Roman... I think it's Phoenician" made me laugh out loud

  • @jakobschoning7355
    @jakobschoning73553 жыл бұрын

    Lindy: The Pharaos,the Ptolemys, the venicians, the ottomans, Napoleon! Trajan: How dare you forget about me you puny britannian!

  • @tomaspabon2484

    @tomaspabon2484

    3 жыл бұрын

    We don't count Hispanians

  • @jakobschoning7355

    @jakobschoning7355

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@tomaspabon2484 What about Illyrians? *looming Aurelian*

  • @JarthenGreenmeadow
    @JarthenGreenmeadow3 жыл бұрын

    "Catholicism has broken out on all sides" Lmao Lindy

  • @_mwk
    @_mwk3 жыл бұрын

    "They decided to end the Cold War, which was nice."

  • @Simon_Nonymous

    @Simon_Nonymous

    3 жыл бұрын

    Shades of the Fast Show, and nicely done

  • @sprucemaroose
    @sprucemaroose3 жыл бұрын

    As a Brit living in Malta, and a steadfast lindyfan, this is the perfect content!

  • @Oooo-bi7bi

    @Oooo-bi7bi

    Жыл бұрын

    Tailored to fit, KZread tutorial. I grew up with a Maltese family as neighbours. They treated me like one their son’s. Never forgot their compassion.

  • @Muritaipet
    @Muritaipet3 жыл бұрын

    OK. "Paying my mortgage since 2020" was quite funny

  • @captaincruise8796
    @captaincruise87963 жыл бұрын

    As for how the Royal Navy would affect the existence of an invading army on Malta in the early nineteenth century: probably not by bombardment at all (impractical, easy to get army out of range or sheltered by terrain) but simply by cutting its supply lines and saying “Ahaa!”

  • @lindybeige

    @lindybeige

    3 жыл бұрын

    The main things would be landing a relief force, and cutting off/destroying the invader's fleet. Anything within sight of the coast could be shot at, including the landing areas, and they could do indirect fire a bit too.

  • @rjfaber1991

    @rjfaber1991

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@lindybeige That is a viable alternative, but never underestimate the power of "Ahaa!"

  • @Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire

    @Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire

    2 жыл бұрын

    And let loose the Royal Marines

  • @IgnatRemizov
    @IgnatRemizov3 жыл бұрын

    Oh wow! Now I know how to defend a strategically important not-too-small island in the 18th century! Thank you Lindybeige!

  • @therealunclevanya
    @therealunclevanya3 жыл бұрын

    My Dad was a "German" soldier killed in the film 'The Guns of Navarone' part of which was filmed in Gozo. He got a crate of beer as payment along with other Matelots taking part.

  • @doug6500

    @doug6500

    2 жыл бұрын

    Did he get a special kill? One of the sailors? The guard on the cliff? The one shot in the back with a silencer by Gregory Peck? One of the sniping kills?

  • @therealunclevanya

    @therealunclevanya

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@doug6500 sadly no. The briefest of cameos 😄

  • @NoNoseProduction

    @NoNoseProduction

    2 жыл бұрын

    Sorry for your loss

  • @KrigareAvHallarna
    @KrigareAvHallarna2 жыл бұрын

    Reasons to become a pirate: -Shoulder pets -Everyone loves the accent

  • @headshot6959
    @headshot69593 жыл бұрын

    5:18 In 1879 Napoleon became so evil that he returned from the dead.

  • @enjibkk6850

    @enjibkk6850

    3 жыл бұрын

    Too late even for the 3rd

  • @fabianfenech7391

    @fabianfenech7391

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think he meant 1779

  • @headshot6959

    @headshot6959

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@fabianfenech7391 duh...

  • @rjfaber1991

    @rjfaber1991

    3 жыл бұрын

    I've always wondered what he would have said to his nephew... Mind you, most historians agree that 1879 is later than 1872, which does rather change the picture. Still one of the most underrated monarchs in European history though, good old Napoleon III.

  • @the1009998

    @the1009998

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@fabianfenech7391 Napoleón was 10 years old in 1779

  • @Dyrton
    @Dyrton3 жыл бұрын

    Cheers Lloyd! As a Maltese I can assure you, tea is still the main fuel for many, drudging on the daily grind.

  • @CommanderSuberox

    @CommanderSuberox

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well you guys were a British Colony tea is the life of Britain. No one else gets it apart from the British empire.

  • @georgebronte840

    @georgebronte840

    2 жыл бұрын

    As a Maltese in Australia, I was told by a Turkish friend, " what is it with you Maltese, British and Australians drinking tea WITH MILK"!

  • @johnlacey3857
    @johnlacey38572 жыл бұрын

    I generally skip thru the advertising... but on this channel I wouldn’t dream of it. Even the ads are so darn entertaining!

  • @channelcreatedtoallowmetoc4150
    @channelcreatedtoallowmetoc41503 жыл бұрын

    I saw the title and thought: "Great! I have always wanted to know more about the career of the Roman general Pompey!"

  • @lindsayheyes925

    @lindsayheyes925

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lindybeige would find a circular argument in that...

  • @flyboymike111357
    @flyboymike1113573 жыл бұрын

    That outback hat looks good on you Lindyana Jones.

  • @ggrasten

    @ggrasten

    3 жыл бұрын

    Your hat looks quite fine on you too, assuming your profile picture is not some rando

  • @flyboymike111357

    @flyboymike111357

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ggrasten Nah, that's me.

  • @rezzoc91
    @rezzoc913 жыл бұрын

    Curiously enough, Genoa was also fairly important for the UK for reaching the Suez canal. So much that man British men had a stable foot in the city. So many that they imported a notorious sport right there for the first time, with was football. Even more interesting is that in the local language, Genoese, football is named "Ballon" pronounced like the English word "Balloon" whereas for the rest of Italy it was named "Calcio" meaning Kick. Also in Liguria many gergal words related to football are in English, contrary to the rest of Italy. I reckon Genoa tried any desperate maneuver to avoid unification with the ever hated Savoy, even asked to be assimilated to the United Kingdom à la Gibraltarian way. It would have beeen fun to have an Italo-british reality nowadays I believe. Anyways, we would have saved on flags!

  • @shadowfox8748
    @shadowfox87483 жыл бұрын

    “Sponsored by corses plus... we will get to them in due corse” Well played lindy >.> well played indeed sir

  • @berserkshirtbear1271

    @berserkshirtbear1271

    3 жыл бұрын

    of course

  • @5hiftyL1v3a

    @5hiftyL1v3a

    3 жыл бұрын

    It hurts that you misspelled course twice.

  • @shadowfox8748

    @shadowfox8748

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@5hiftyL1v3a I blame auto correct. Auto correct and typing quick because I was watching a lindybeige vid

  • @armenic1
    @armenic13 жыл бұрын

    As someone who is Maltese I must say I'm really impressed with your pronunciation of Maltese place names they are spot on!! Great video as always

  • @Oxnate
    @Oxnate3 жыл бұрын

    "I'm sure that was entirely fair and... I'm not bitter." LOL

  • @conorlane1
    @conorlane13 жыл бұрын

    Before becoming an actor, David Niven served on Malta. He wrote in his autobiography about the horrendous and seemingly ceaseless ringing of the bells on Malta - glad to see that almost a century later things haven't changed!

  • @Rick586
    @Rick5863 жыл бұрын

    My favorite thing about Catholicism is how subtle their traditions are.

  • @LordEvan5

    @LordEvan5

    3 жыл бұрын

    Stand sit kneel repeat

  • @Oooo-bi7bi

    @Oooo-bi7bi

    Жыл бұрын

    Always confused by what I heard about Jesus and the contradictory way Christians behaved. Then found out that after 200 years of persecuting it’s followers and sticking with the Greek Gods. The Romans designed their own version. Changing the worshipping the poor the the rich. Creating the perfect empire building controlling autocratic system. Still starting wars and preventing practical thinking today.

  • @matthewirvine1361
    @matthewirvine13612 жыл бұрын

    Love the way he describes everything. He has a very particular way of speaking and I love it

  • @jacobwright5542
    @jacobwright55423 жыл бұрын

    How about some new "Lloyd Rants", or something like that, to tide us over in the ever increasing interims between long form videos?

  • @markgregory3213
    @markgregory32133 жыл бұрын

    I sometimes forget how much I desperately need and thoroughly enjoy a Lindybeige video.

  • @Lynthari
    @Lynthari2 жыл бұрын

    Just found this channel and I love it. History, humor and that accent all in one, count me in. If he had been one of my professors maybe I'd be doing more then cutting grass to make ends meet and streaming videogames for charitys.

  • @anderschristianboss8342
    @anderschristianboss83423 жыл бұрын

    Tordenskjold's attack on Dynekilen in the Great Northern War, although perhaps intended as a raid, is an example of the succesful capture of a fortified city from the sea. A story worthy of an episode!

  • @Dragonpuncher123
    @Dragonpuncher1233 жыл бұрын

    When the crusaders sacked Constantinople doing The fourth crusade in 1204, the succesful attack (on the most fortified city in the world) was from water. The crusaders tried an attack from both land and sea first, but the attack on land failed so badly that the next attack only came from water. Of course you could argue that attacking from The Golden Horn doesn’t count as attacking from the sea, but just saying succesfull naval city invasions do happen.

  • @weeewoooooooo

    @weeewoooooooo

    2 жыл бұрын

    They attacked on land as well.

  • @Dragonpuncher123

    @Dragonpuncher123

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@weeewoooooooo Not doing the the second attack (the one that was successfull).

  • @3.k
    @3.k3 жыл бұрын

    When Lindybeige announces The Great Courses Plus as the video’s sponsor, I’m really looking forward for the ad segment. ^^

  • @morningstar9233
    @morningstar92333 жыл бұрын

    I went to school with a boy from Malta. He proudly told me square mile for mile as result of WWII Malta holds the record for the most bombed state in the world. I didn't question this. It was pre-internet and i was fourteen and polite. His name was Kevin; top of the school in maths he wanted to be a jet fighter pilot when he grew up. I hope he achieved his dream.

  • @Twanglet
    @Twanglet3 жыл бұрын

    5:17 Truly the most ambitious corpse in the world

  • @steveholmes11
    @steveholmes113 жыл бұрын

    Parallel waving or "Air Accordion" as our musical friends call it.

  • @benjaminojedacaballero6866
    @benjaminojedacaballero68663 жыл бұрын

    I travelled to Malta in April 2019. I visited those places. I feel special watching this video

  • @Buttonstastica
    @Buttonstastica Жыл бұрын

    Thank you Lindybeige, for your quality historical lectures. Cheers from across the pond, and take care over there.

  • @GorbonM
    @GorbonM3 жыл бұрын

    Always something informative to see here. Especially appreciate it when you mention our small island.

  • @TornadoADV
    @TornadoADV3 жыл бұрын

    Only a Britishman would refer to Napoleon as being on the level of Mao.

  • @fidur2

    @fidur2

    3 жыл бұрын

    And worse than Hitler.

  • @Ukraineaissance2014

    @Ukraineaissance2014

    3 жыл бұрын

    im british and quite like napoleon. He was a horrible, destructive bastard who got a lot of people killed, but back then who wasnt?

  • @PaulfromChicago

    @PaulfromChicago

    3 жыл бұрын

    His troll-fu is mighty.

  • @hermannhoth6518

    @hermannhoth6518

    3 жыл бұрын

    A bit unfair on Mao indeed.

  • @ivegotbadtaste9181

    @ivegotbadtaste9181

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@fidur2 I was surprised he thought mao was more evil than Hitler

  • @Kumimono
    @Kumimono3 жыл бұрын

    Another handy thing that comes with having the Royal Navy at your side, the ships carrying your loot are much more likely to carry their cargo back to Britain intact.

  • @Jango1989
    @Jango19893 жыл бұрын

    Love these long form videos. Really interesting. My wife and I love Malta and can't wait to go back and look at all the bits of history we didn't have time to see.

  • @FunLovingPotato
    @FunLovingPotato3 жыл бұрын

    Lovely to see you again Lindy.

  • @CaptainSw4g
    @CaptainSw4g3 жыл бұрын

    Being Maltese, I'm glad that at least one big KZread channel semi-regularly remembers we exist

  • @ClannCholmain

    @ClannCholmain

    3 жыл бұрын

    Speaking of which, interesting story for you, here in Ireland I used to work for Methode Electronics and years later had a dream I was back working for them on my first night on holidays in Malta. The next day while on the bus to the capital, I saw a fixed truck with the logo on the side.

  • @neptunenx01
    @neptunenx013 жыл бұрын

    Lloyd you're an absolute legend! We need more videos! ❤️

  • @lindsayheyes925
    @lindsayheyes9252 жыл бұрын

    My favourite Lindybeige video - a hilarious romp through history and around a very beautiful island, where I lived as a small child - by courtesy of the Royal Navy. You left out a couple of Fairey Swordfish, and the fact that Malta is the only island in the world to have been awarded a medal for the fortitude of its people in WWII - the George Cross. So I have huge respect for Malta G.C.. This video also looks like the best possible advert for Adult ADHD, but I do most sincerely apologise if I've got that wrong, it's not intended as an insult. We British used to call it 'eccentricity', and seem to have built an empire on the basis of it. Far better than psychopathy, like those Ancient Roman fellows.

  • @valleyman2892
    @valleyman28922 жыл бұрын

    haven't seen this guy for years on KZread! just disappeared from my feed completely! so glad to have found you again.

  • @iamcleaver6854
    @iamcleaver68543 жыл бұрын

    Is the Hannibal project still active?

  • @TechWechSech

    @TechWechSech

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes, he posts regular updates on the funding page.

  • @abrahamlincoln9758

    @abrahamlincoln9758

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@TechWechSech Huzzah!

  • @Imperiused

    @Imperiused

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@TechWechSech I don't have a horse in this game but I checked the update page and it's nothing that I would call "regular." Sporadic, more like. I've seen worse though (no updates whatsoever).

  • @HokageG

    @HokageG

    3 жыл бұрын

    If there were significant progress Lindy would have posted it. He hasn't, therefore there isnt... :(

  • @JustLookinkAround

    @JustLookinkAround

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@TechWechSech Right, one post every half year is regular in a way. I backed it, I don't mind it taking this long, but regular is really a generous term.

  • @themadtuktuk
    @themadtuktuk3 жыл бұрын

    If only we’d accepted Malta perhaps I could get a decent holiday.

  • @milste

    @milste

    3 жыл бұрын

    Crazy how they wanted to be incorporated but the British government was not onboard that idea,

  • @sunscream4525

    @sunscream4525

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@milste In 1956 even France wanted to become British, with the Queen as head of state. Prime minister Sir Anthony Eden said no.

  • @janwitts2688

    @janwitts2688

    3 жыл бұрын

    We still own calais

  • @sssenseiii

    @sssenseiii

    3 жыл бұрын

    Go to the Baleares like the rest of the UK.

  • @agroulesupermarinespitfire4209

    @agroulesupermarinespitfire4209

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@sunscream4525 Wtf are you talking about ?

  • @Hashishin13
    @Hashishin133 жыл бұрын

    Its nice to hear a fuller history of the Suez Canal. I'd absolutely watch a standalone video that covered it in great depth. I only heard about the ancient canal and the Ottomans giving up on remaking it last year or something and was very surprised.

  • @jacquesvellaborg8639
    @jacquesvellaborg86392 жыл бұрын

    Merħba! I'm from Malta and a fan of this channel! This video was very fun to watch and educational, I hope you enjoyed your stay here!

  • @mwflanagan1
    @mwflanagan13 жыл бұрын

    “Catholicism has broken out on all sides”. The horror!

  • @calvingreene90

    @calvingreene90

    3 жыл бұрын

    Especially for the little boys.

  • @andrescrespo2514

    @andrescrespo2514

    3 жыл бұрын

    And the indigenous Americans

  • @calvingreene90

    @calvingreene90

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@andrescrespo2514 Given the Inca, mayan, and Aztec "gods" not so much.

  • @nonnayerbusiness7704

    @nonnayerbusiness7704

    3 жыл бұрын

    @calvingreene and @andres crespo The British Anglicanism, Methodism and Presbyterians can't really throw stones on either point.

  • @andrescrespo2514

    @andrescrespo2514

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@calvingreene90 are you about to go r/atheist on all gods or are we just going to ignore all the atrocious things all human civilizations have done in the name of god? Because if we want to talk about some of the most atrocious things humans have ever done I point you to Europe with Christianity and Catholicism.

  • @Deathelement53
    @Deathelement533 жыл бұрын

    "Napoleon was worse than Stalin" - just a reminder he actually said this

  • @RaidsEpicly

    @RaidsEpicly

    3 жыл бұрын

    Certified Britbong Moment

  • @ben_b_blake

    @ben_b_blake

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'd say you had to see this in the historical context. Napoleon did quiet a job considering the potential of his time. And so did the british in india or the americans with the natives, to name a few more... I do not like setting off killed people and so I would never judge who was the worst - there have been many people in history that were not that different...

  • @VociferousMallard

    @VociferousMallard

    3 жыл бұрын

    You have to love how Anglo lindybeige is

  • @Theodosius_fan

    @Theodosius_fan

    3 жыл бұрын

    and vlad the impaler geghis khan, all the other mongols khans, Timur, the emperors of China etc.

  • @Warmaka

    @Warmaka

    3 жыл бұрын

    "You should never grade evils, for if one is the worst, then you might be tempted to kinship with the least!"

  • @MikeGill87
    @MikeGill872 ай бұрын

    Great video. Just returned from Malta yesterday. Fantastic country.

  • @BigBadRyRy1
    @BigBadRyRy13 жыл бұрын

    Amazing video your old Malta videos inspired me and some of my friends to holiday there in 2017

  • @albamunoz6673
    @albamunoz66733 жыл бұрын

    YAY, a Lindybeige video!

  • @DomCombatVids
    @DomCombatVids3 жыл бұрын

    Lindy... it seems people want to know! Hannibal? Not that I am overly anxious for it, I know it takes a loooot of time to complete a book, even moreso for a graphic novel. But still... Hannibal?

  • @christophersabo1228
    @christophersabo12282 жыл бұрын

    When I was in the U.S. Navy Malta was a liberty port for the ship I was on. I've been to several places you were showing in your video there I enjoyed seeing it again.

  • @ninny65
    @ninny653 жыл бұрын

    I'm from devon in the UK and i've been to Malta maybe 6 or 7 times now, I usually go every winter for Christmas and new years. I usually stay in Marsaxlokk. The main island is like 1/3 cities making a kind of giant city in the south of the island and it's really cool coming in from plane to see. I've been all over, Gozo (second largest island), Valetta, Rabat, Marsaskala, Bugibba, il-brolli. I've also been to the 100 tonne guns and fired blank musket shots. Valetta is the capital and is absolutely stunning, the whole city is made of stone and the harbours really are amazing and huge, and they need to be because Malta needs to import to much food because the island is technically a desert (or becoming one) that it's so dry, although they are able to grow some food that I saw in better irrigated areas. The food is amazing, food from Sicily and Italy, Arab style foods as well as English food and of course native foods that are like a cultural blend of the best foods of the countries and styles I mentioned

  • @st0rts11D4
    @st0rts11D43 жыл бұрын

    I swear this is the only channel where i see a long run time and immediately watch it

  • @SplendidFellow

    @SplendidFellow

    3 жыл бұрын

    Right? The one and only channel where I see an hour-long video and say, "Yes!"

  • @Traderjoe
    @Traderjoe3 жыл бұрын

    D Day might be a good example of the difficulty of land seizure from the sea.

  • @Kalasnikovcosis
    @Kalasnikovcosis3 жыл бұрын

    A new Lindybeige... just in time for my morning coffee! Excellent

  • @jacobverner321
    @jacobverner3213 жыл бұрын

    Fascinating as always. Was incredibly interesting to listen to you!

  • @Anime-Control
    @Anime-Control3 жыл бұрын

    I happened to check at the best time to see this new video! Was only 6 seconds old whenI found it

  • @Temp0raryName

    @Temp0raryName

    3 жыл бұрын

    My, hasn't it grown up big and tall and beige!

  • @pashakdescilly7517

    @pashakdescilly7517

    3 жыл бұрын

    You were only 6 seconds old when you found the video? Well, that is precocious.

  • @hoooo2757
    @hoooo27573 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for saving my night of insomnia 👍

  • @douglasfulmer5483
    @douglasfulmer54833 жыл бұрын

    Love that he is still making videos at this quality. Makes me happy.

  • @aaronjack3813
    @aaronjack38133 жыл бұрын

    absolutely love your channel ,keep up the great work

  • @thegreenfather1978
    @thegreenfather19783 жыл бұрын

    In typical British fashion, Lindy takes every opportunity he has to dunk on the French. We let them laugh as long as they can, until we get back to them, eventually. Anyway. I remember Malta as a dry and hot rock, covered with churches. Also barbary fig. It was quite some time ago, though, and I was pretty young...

  • @_mwk
    @_mwk3 жыл бұрын

    Lindybeige, finally admitting which is his favourite -child- sponsor.

  • @ryanstewart3640
    @ryanstewart36403 жыл бұрын

    Love your travel history videos like these

  • @Getpojke
    @Getpojke3 жыл бұрын

    Excellent video Mr Beige, the perfect accompaniment to ones morning repast.

  • @SpectreOZ
    @SpectreOZ3 жыл бұрын

    Ah the merch' possibilities 🤣 *Johnny Foreigner* *Napoleon "the Git"*

  • @nicholasdalli6303
    @nicholasdalli63033 жыл бұрын

    As a Maltese I thank you for shining light on our country.

  • @Anti_Woke

    @Anti_Woke

    3 жыл бұрын

    As an Englishman, we thank you for your endurance, and salute your George Cross.

  • @nicholasdalli6303

    @nicholasdalli6303

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Anti_Woke Thank you for providing the artillery to shoot at the Italian and German planes

  • @Aqueox

    @Aqueox

    2 жыл бұрын

    As an American, I used to think your island was a giant fortress. Turns out I was right and wrong. Looks like a really beautiful place though, just from what I've seen in Lindy's shots. Has that "Hi, I'm in the Mediterranean" aesthetic that just hits right.

  • @PcCAvioN
    @PcCAvioN3 жыл бұрын

    Thank you The Great Courses Plus, and thank you Lindy

  • @LuxisAlukard
    @LuxisAlukard3 жыл бұрын

    Yes! More Malta videos, after 5 years! Thank you!

  • @calumdeighton
    @calumdeighton3 жыл бұрын

    I can sum up the British plan to defend Malta with what they had, and their Strategic thinking. "Hold until relieved. Hold until relieved."

  • @joeywever9194
    @joeywever91943 жыл бұрын

    Lovely island, was there with my British friends and I expected to do some historically interesting sight seeing, but I soon realized I was with British men and we went boozing for 7 days straight...

  • @BlackMasterRoshi

    @BlackMasterRoshi

    3 жыл бұрын

    must the two be mutually exclusive? they make flasks for a reason.

  • @frankbarnwell____

    @frankbarnwell____

    3 жыл бұрын

    There's a beer, or whatever independent entrepreneur, vendor within 20ft anywhere in the Mediterranean .... Lost train of thought

  • @yahnnobber5096

    @yahnnobber5096

    3 жыл бұрын

    Vet in Germany during the cold war, here. Story checks out, can confirm.

  • @alfredlear4141

    @alfredlear4141

    3 жыл бұрын

    Cisk?

  • @jaymorgan8013

    @jaymorgan8013

    3 жыл бұрын

    🍻 Hurrah!!!

  • @iain-duncan
    @iain-duncan3 жыл бұрын

    You are truly a wonderful speaker

  • @solomonkain
    @solomonkain2 жыл бұрын

    I went to Malta last August - fabulous place! Easy to move around, good people. Highly recommended for seven day holiday. I actually used lindy's videos on Malta to understand what I needed to visit and to learn some of the history there.

  • @fernandomadeira6900
    @fernandomadeira69003 жыл бұрын

    YOu got the napoleon dates wrong, it's not 1879, it's 1798 o4 something like that

  • @sabo55
    @sabo553 жыл бұрын

    The British Empire , so glorious that they conquered Malta by accident one afternoon just after tea :D

  • @h4nz3m4nn

    @h4nz3m4nn

    3 жыл бұрын

    Or replace glorious with ravenous, violent or powerhungry. Brits should stop celebrating their colonizing. The world is not a better place by it.

  • @_Mentat

    @_Mentat

    3 жыл бұрын

    Trivial fact: Come independence Malta didn't want to leave the empire so applied to join the United Kingdom. The UK turned them down on financial grounds.

  • @cactusgamingyt9960

    @cactusgamingyt9960

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@_Mentat mmmm yeah in my history class I don't think the people really would've wanted that

  • @BD-yl5mh
    @BD-yl5mh2 жыл бұрын

    I love the way you assess the lecturers

  • @CharlieyT95
    @CharlieyT952 жыл бұрын

    Lloyd is just the best storyteller. He could talk about carpet samples for half an hour and make it interesting

  • @stefancornwell980
    @stefancornwell9803 жыл бұрын

    You are really mistaken about Napoleon. Campaign to Egypt was not his decision. By that time he was a General, but did not hold any political power. The real reason was that the directory wanted to send him away from France and especially from Paris since he was so much loved by soldiers and people in General, he became dangerous for the directory that was corrupt and did not have much of people's support.

  • @KroM234

    @KroM234

    3 жыл бұрын

    He actually classifies Napoleon as worst than Hitler, Stalin and Mao and you're pointing out he is mistaken about Napoleon?

  • @stefancornwell980

    @stefancornwell980

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@KroM234 Yes, I'm talking about facts. "worst than Hitler, Stalin and Mao" is a value judgement.

  • @KroM234

    @KroM234

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@stefancornwell980 My point is are you really going to argue about historical facts with someone who passes this kind of judgement, be it for humour or not? All you say is true though, I just think he really cares about being mistaken when it comes to French stuff.

  • @stefancornwell980

    @stefancornwell980

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@KroM234 I get it. well ... I can at least tell other people about facts, so they will not be mistaken

  • @kira_the_cat1187
    @kira_the_cat11873 жыл бұрын

    One Hurra for lindybeige

  • @sargeinamerica
    @sargeinamerica2 жыл бұрын

    Best thingymybobbies ever!! Your channel is ok but the advertisements are just stellar and so incredibly provoking that I now have 27 memberships for the GREAT COURSES PLUS!! Thank goodness that your not being sponsored by the mail away bride catalog!!!

  • @kanamisprs4330
    @kanamisprs43303 жыл бұрын

    Yay! A lindybeige video. Knowledge + tangents = entertaining. Glorious.

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