The U.S. Men's Heterosexual Figure Skating Championship - SNL

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Scott Hamilton (Taran Killam) and Tara Lipinski (Cecily Strong) cover U.S. Men's Heterosexual Figure Skating, a competition to find straight figure skaters in case of boycotts in Sochi due to Vladimir Putin's anti-gay stance. [Season 39, 2014]
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  • @katinka506
    @katinka5065 жыл бұрын

    is he gonna go for the triple axel? *NO!!!!*

  • @puffalump76

    @puffalump76

    4 жыл бұрын

    He only did a tiny hop😂😂😂

  • @meredithr9824

    @meredithr9824

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hell no...

  • @gbbest5786

    @gbbest5786

    4 жыл бұрын

    Cerulean Sealpup Hahahahahhaah thank you I am blind so this really helped me understand the joke!

  • @maryjane1851

    @maryjane1851

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@puffalump76 ....and he nails it!!

  • @ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113

    @ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@gbbest5786 They make "Braille" Monitors, now? Eye, will be damned. (with apologies, to Marty Feldman. Rest, in peace.)

  • @jeraebryant8530
    @jeraebryant85305 жыл бұрын

    Bobby Moynihan throwing a Combo in the air and catching it with his mouth while skating deserves a point or two from the judges.

  • @harshmnr

    @harshmnr

    4 жыл бұрын

    Did he really catch it though? Looked liked it might have fallen. ~:~

  • @bobtausworthe2671

    @bobtausworthe2671

    3 жыл бұрын

    His routine actually took a lot of skill.

  • @Mr2stubborn2quit

    @Mr2stubborn2quit

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Jerae Bryant I was thinking the same thing! Very impressive!

  • @invaliduserid5807

    @invaliduserid5807

    3 жыл бұрын

    That there's gold metal material!! Too bad he fell.

  • @jeraebryant8530

    @jeraebryant8530

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@invaliduserid5807 IKR

  • @rileybiro3039
    @rileybiro30394 жыл бұрын

    Heterosexual figure skaters are called hockey players.

  • @brianmallen8887

    @brianmallen8887

    4 жыл бұрын

    That always struck me about ice skating. Figure skating is the most feminine expression, beautiful to see women do it. Men? Well.....Ice hockey, still skating, but how can anything be more macho? I played football and I think ice hockey is rougher.

  • @liamcoulter9627

    @liamcoulter9627

    4 жыл бұрын

    As a lifelong ice hockey player, I mean sure we’re figure skaters that just like to really get into it with our competitors and all of our moves circle around hitting a black disc really hard

  • @tolmir2929

    @tolmir2929

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@brianmallen8887 figure skating is not really feminine it's like saying dance is feminine , Grace is not a female only characteristic , male figure skating is extremely hard and physical personally I prefer male figure skating because there is less choregrahy and more technically impressive moves .

  • @TheKatherina44

    @TheKatherina44

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@brianmallen8887 oh my fucking god you are the most stupid loser i have ever seen. I don't know your dumb country but in mine i can tell more female basketball and volleyball players (not football, no offense but this game sucks af to watch) than male ones. No one goes matches to fuck a random dude. YOU are in a fantasy world. It is funny how you probably didn't have a girlfriend cause you are telling straight up stereotypes lol kinda sad baby boy. It is sooo OBVIOUS you haven't watched male figure skater or male ballet dancers ever cause they are hot as fuck, grace doesn't make you less masculine. You don't know how fucking hard figure skaters work and you dare to say they are not athletic? Do a triple lutz bitch, then we will see. Uh, people like you makes me wanna punch someone. I can't handle morons.

  • @TheKatherina44

    @TheKatherina44

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@brianmallen8887 By the way I watch more aThLeTiC sports than you. Sooo that means you are not a man...just a pickle?

  • @colleenerin1959
    @colleenerin19594 жыл бұрын

    "Shannon, she breaks away but he's coming for her!" *run shannon run*

  • @sarahking989

    @sarahking989

    3 жыл бұрын

    This sent me djshsdjd

  • @GEM4sta

    @GEM4sta

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@sarahking989 ?

  • @puntasticfun-puns5221

    @puntasticfun-puns5221

    3 жыл бұрын

    This needs more recognition!! 🤣

  • @ryanp7782

    @ryanp7782

    3 жыл бұрын

    Skate

  • @bridgetclooney3643

    @bridgetclooney3643

    2 жыл бұрын

    dead 💀 deceased 💀 killed by thissss

  • @emmaw.6872
    @emmaw.68724 жыл бұрын

    I love that the heterosexual couple has a lesbian

  • @mexicanamerican21

    @mexicanamerican21

    4 жыл бұрын

    Emmy Blonde don’t forget they’ll have a gaybe to make up for it lol

  • @lolathefrenchie1441

    @lolathefrenchie1441

    4 жыл бұрын

    is Kate a lesbiam

  • @misos1393

    @misos1393

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's the MEN's heterosexual skating championship. In case you couldn't remember.

  • @Pugmaster97

    @Pugmaster97

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Edward Jam no wonder she's a horrible comedian she's only on SNL to promote a political statement

  • @AJ-lg2sg

    @AJ-lg2sg

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@summerhersheyburger6237 Wtf is wrong with you

  • @jnn1280
    @jnn12804 жыл бұрын

    The fact that Papa John's is their only sponsor kills me lol nice touch

  • @arceuslordofcreation8824

    @arceuslordofcreation8824

    4 жыл бұрын

    Should have been Chick Fil a too

  • @xero8865

    @xero8865

    4 жыл бұрын

    Cos hoot sf

  • @justanothergoth6544

    @justanothergoth6544

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wait. I didn't understand?

  • @UhtredOfBamburgh

    @UhtredOfBamburgh

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@justanothergoth6544 Its because the owner of Papa Johns told his employees that they aren't allowed to say the n-word, but the media turned it around and said that in the act of saying not to say n-word he actually said n-word, he also wasn't fond of the NFL protests so that's why they did it. SNL pushes a hard far-left agenda so because of the fake racist incident they are making him be a homophobe too. Anything to get the ball rolling in killing that business.

  • @M0nkiDRufi

    @M0nkiDRufi

    4 жыл бұрын

    @EveryDay You ok bro?

  • @maeclover8940
    @maeclover89403 жыл бұрын

    Sexual harassment is never good, but you'd have to be extra stupid to try and touch someone who is wearing knife shoes

  • @jonathanjoestar3068

    @jonathanjoestar3068

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes. If you can't skate, you can still cut someone up real good

  • @brandonhouser3685

    @brandonhouser3685

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂

  • @orchidtea12

    @orchidtea12

    2 жыл бұрын

    I’m going to call ice skates ‘knife shoes’ from now on. :)

  • @monsoon6215

    @monsoon6215

    2 жыл бұрын

    when they kick you in the groin, it's all over.

  • @hellstoastt

    @hellstoastt

    2 жыл бұрын

    lmao i imagine her doing illusions and him trying to get a pic from down under and then he gets hit by her blade

  • @audrablue515
    @audrablue5154 жыл бұрын

    "And I think he might have fallen on his keys" I don't know why but that made me laugh so damned hard lol

  • 3 жыл бұрын

    Funniest part of a dismal sketch

  • @emt7887

    @emt7887

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @cyrusincera6460

    @cyrusincera6460

    3 жыл бұрын

    Cecily has never done the same voice twice unless she is reprising a character. Such an underrated comedic talent

  • @amymesserschmidt2044

    @amymesserschmidt2044

    3 жыл бұрын

    Because its exactly what a dude in a Jersey shirt and cargo pants would do 🤣

  • @DaarkDestiny

    @DaarkDestiny

    3 жыл бұрын

    You have to add "Tara" at the end 😂😂😂

  • @scampoli25
    @scampoli255 жыл бұрын

    Cecily has never done the same voice twice unless she is reprising a character. Such an underrated comedic talent

  • @samuelparker9882

    @samuelparker9882

    4 жыл бұрын

    scampoli25 Ooop's he's doing AIR HUMPS!! I lost it!!!

  • @doodiewhompus6169

    @doodiewhompus6169

    4 жыл бұрын

    Joshua Green- she likes a nasal Midwesterner ? What ?

  • @doodiewhompus6169

    @doodiewhompus6169

    4 жыл бұрын

    David- I don’t think Cecily’s done any demon skits... those might just be the voices in your head, buddy.

  • @crusheverything4449

    @crusheverything4449

    4 жыл бұрын

    She’s definitely got a face for radio if I ever saw one. She also has yet to make me laugh. Ever.

  • @frydcheese6479

    @frydcheese6479

    4 жыл бұрын

    Or a narration for a commercial

  • @babyvia6712
    @babyvia67125 жыл бұрын

    The aggressive straightness of all these men is absolutely fucking on point

  • @tootieramsey9766

    @tootieramsey9766

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thank God. As a woman I like a man that can change a tire and fix things I break. Not a bad thing to be masculine. We need to stop bashing men bc they're born male.

  • @ursirsltzly3477

    @ursirsltzly3477

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@tootieramsey9766 i don’t think that’s what they meant-

  • @oops5697

    @oops5697

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ursirsltzly3477 lol

  • @dkb9364

    @dkb9364

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@tootieramsey9766 this response is so out of nowhere I love it

  • @rocket7944

    @rocket7944

    3 жыл бұрын

    I see myself in this sketch and I don't like it

  • @yester3332
    @yester33324 жыл бұрын

    New mood for 2020: a gay Kate Mickinnon skating away from a Straight Dude

  • @Nippleless_Cage

    @Nippleless_Cage

    4 жыл бұрын

    Like me from coronavirus

  • @pariahcarrey

    @pariahcarrey

    3 жыл бұрын

    Too true 😩

  • @prnklinfierc

    @prnklinfierc

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@yester3332 Why

  • @davethefish5

    @davethefish5

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@yester3332 yeh why can you explain?

  • @xantherinekyle221

    @xantherinekyle221

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@yester3332 why it didn't age well? is gay no more?

  • @galaxyghost1340
    @galaxyghost13404 жыл бұрын

    The third one is basically "Sexual Harrasment:The Ice-skating Show"

  • @Infamouschef_

    @Infamouschef_

    4 жыл бұрын

    muttr You trolls are an interesting breed

  • @galaxyghost1340

    @galaxyghost1340

    4 жыл бұрын

    @muttr lmao try to say this to a woman in real life, you'll get your teeth knocked out!

  • @mojave5664

    @mojave5664

    4 жыл бұрын

    Galaxy Ghost he’s trolling don’t waste your energy lmao

  • @jackwells7679

    @jackwells7679

    4 жыл бұрын

    muttr Tell me when you decided to be an ignorant a-hole.

  • @jackwells7679

    @jackwells7679

    4 жыл бұрын

    muttr Also wearing revealing clothing isn't an open invitation to grope someone.

  • @vibesvibeman6722
    @vibesvibeman67225 жыл бұрын

    The empty stands in the background just make this sketch funnier.

  • @xl000

    @xl000

    5 жыл бұрын

    where is the public supposed to be ? timestamp please

  • @wololos

    @wololos

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@xl000 its like SNL nowadays the funny shit its gone

  • @98triffid

    @98triffid

    4 жыл бұрын

    And this differs from the gay version how?

  • @98triffid

    @98triffid

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Paulie Harrow So is a gay centric version of this a hate crime? Let's get your input

  • @98triffid

    @98triffid

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Paulie Harrow I'm familiar with comedy, it just seems to be missing. Perhaps if SNL hadn't fired every talented person that crossed their path they would be familiar with it too?

  • @hunters.492
    @hunters.4925 жыл бұрын

    “he’s going for the upskirt” had me dead

  • @chendaddy

    @chendaddy

    5 жыл бұрын

    Slayed me. I want to hear fake Scott Hamilton and Fake Tara Lipinski announce every hetero activity now.

  • @angelbobo29

    @angelbobo29

    5 жыл бұрын

    I think it should have ended with her kicking him with her skates and blood going everywhere.

  • @jorgensenmj

    @jorgensenmj

    5 жыл бұрын

    The "upskirt" was a risky... but he executed the move perfectly and forwarding the pic to his buddies should get him full marks from the judges.... Especially if the judges are his buds.

  • @bradistooheat

    @bradistooheat

    5 жыл бұрын

    Hahaa yes, hilarious!

  • @jakobkell7212

    @jakobkell7212

    5 жыл бұрын

    That's when you go "Live from NY it's Saturday Night Live !!! right after that line.

  • @sauercrowder
    @sauercrowder4 жыл бұрын

    The AutoZone employee paired up with the Applebee's waitress was spot on, right down to the hairstyle.

  • @songbird6414
    @songbird64143 жыл бұрын

    Kate McKinnon trying to skate away from a handsy man is my aesthetic

  • @heyarnoldsgrandpa6165

    @heyarnoldsgrandpa6165

    3 жыл бұрын

    literally same

  • @JW-un8ui

    @JW-un8ui

    Жыл бұрын

    I hate the way this generation talks.

  • @songbird6414

    @songbird6414

    Жыл бұрын

    @@JW-un8ui go cope

  • @Rattenhoofd

    @Rattenhoofd

    Жыл бұрын

    @@JW-un8ui I loved you in Gran Torino.

  • @JW-un8ui

    @JW-un8ui

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Rattenhoofd 😂

  • @TERRENCEJJR
    @TERRENCEJJR5 жыл бұрын

    "I think he might have fallen on his keys Tara."

  • @BadmanPictures

    @BadmanPictures

    5 жыл бұрын

    it rly b lik tht

  • @UhtredOfBamburgh

    @UhtredOfBamburgh

    4 жыл бұрын

    crashed my bike and my keys ripped a hole clear through my shorts and leg. Keys are no laughing matter in heterosexual sports

  • @HighExplosiveSerenade

    @HighExplosiveSerenade

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@UhtredOfBamburgh No laughing matter at all... I broke my phone and my pants because I fell on the keys in my pocket. Third biggest danger for heterosexual men after "I'm gonna try to grind that rail" at 5am and cheating on your crazy gf... ... oh... and heart attack... that one is the biggest of all... so forth

  • @gamma9567

    @gamma9567

    4 жыл бұрын

    Keysters

  • @bumsalami

    @bumsalami

    4 жыл бұрын

    I fell on my keys and they dug into my leg. I got six stitches :)

  • @st4ne4rmthevill63
    @st4ne4rmthevill634 жыл бұрын

    The black guy has to be the realest shit I've ever seen on SNL.

  • @mentlinc

    @mentlinc

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'm black and I can skate screw u

  • @krischealgomez9806

    @krischealgomez9806

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'm black and that's accurate af

  • @photo1965

    @photo1965

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@quikskoprbro968 U Bro for the win!!!!

  • @johanmorales8590

    @johanmorales8590

    4 жыл бұрын

    mentlinc u ain’t black then

  • @SirEdigarious

    @SirEdigarious

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@johanmorales8590 Might wanna chill on that bru. Some black people can skate, some can't. Let's not decide what ppl ca and can't do.

  • @Zanderthegrape
    @Zanderthegrape3 жыл бұрын

    “Will he go for the triple axel....? No! A bunny hop” 😂😂

  • @jaimicottrill2831

    @jaimicottrill2831

    2 жыл бұрын

    But at least he nailed it!

  • @laursieloise
    @laursieloise3 жыл бұрын

    as a woman who did figure skating for seven years, this is absolutely hilarious

  • @alabalaportocala8367

    @alabalaportocala8367

    3 жыл бұрын

    Where u from

  • @RealPackCat

    @RealPackCat

    3 жыл бұрын

    Someone who gets it.

  • @laursieloise

    @laursieloise

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Jay Rock AK bro what’d i do to you lmao chill out

  • @laursieloise

    @laursieloise

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@alabalaportocala8367 ohio lol

  • @RaymondHng

    @RaymondHng

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hope _SNL_ does another parody of figure skating this year.

  • @lfaithm1
    @lfaithm15 жыл бұрын

    Wow Yuri On Ice season 2 looks terrible.

  • @cleetusbartholomew

    @cleetusbartholomew

    4 жыл бұрын

    lfaithm1 they aren’t straight tho

  • @raeya39

    @raeya39

    4 жыл бұрын

    ᄋᄉᄋARMYONCE You missed the joke and ruined it, congrats, annoying ass sjw BTS fan.

  • @I3lueberry

    @I3lueberry

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@raeya39 imagine if kpop stans that dont have to scream it everywhere they go existed? God damn there are other groups but why is ARMY the most toxic and the one that everyone associates with every kpop group lol

  • @fengmiii7838

    @fengmiii7838

    4 жыл бұрын

    вlυє вєяяу Lol u make Stays look so bad-

  • @I3lueberry

    @I3lueberry

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@fengmiii7838 okay🤡👀

  • @BenjaminIstvanCseko
    @BenjaminIstvanCseko6 жыл бұрын

    "An AutoZone employee with his favorite Applebee's waitress." 😂

  • @musoangelo

    @musoangelo

    5 жыл бұрын

    That's Kate Mckinnon as the Applebee's waitress.

  • @diegito-hp1484

    @diegito-hp1484

    5 жыл бұрын

    😅😂🤣😂😂😅😂🤣😅😂😂😂

  • @diegito-hp1484

    @diegito-hp1484

    5 жыл бұрын

    Isn’t she lesbian

  • @evangeline77x

    @evangeline77x

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@diegito-hp1484 yes

  • @pirateking888

    @pirateking888

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@diegito-hp1484 WOAH dude, a lesbian playing a straight woman? That's nuts. That's crazy. Oh man, I didn't know a lesbian could play a straight woman and still be a lesbian, that's nuts bro.

  • @Mbc-lo8jv
    @Mbc-lo8jv3 жыл бұрын

    "HIS FAVORITE APPLEBEES WAITRESS" OMG IM DYING

  • @thesmileysynesthete
    @thesmileysynesthete3 жыл бұрын

    I love how Kate is in this and she is not in any sense heterosexual 🤣

  • @snowyy.5275

    @snowyy.5275

    3 жыл бұрын

    another reason why she was running lol

  • @RevengeAvenger

    @RevengeAvenger

    3 жыл бұрын

    No comment like this for the gay beer commercial with Chris Farley and Adam Sandler. If you're straight you can play gay... But if you're gay you can only be gay... That's reverse racism and systematic oppression!

  • @user-xd9sd2jw4c

    @user-xd9sd2jw4c

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@RevengeAvenger dude you’re not funny. They were obviously joking about it, not being serious.

  • @RevengeAvenger

    @RevengeAvenger

    3 жыл бұрын

    Its a half quote. But I know im not funny. I always hear that when I talk about the mcdonalds menu to our customers

  • @RealPackCat

    @RealPackCat

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@RevengeAvenger Are you f'ing kidding me? the MAJORITY of male actors in Hollyweird are gay... even some are married to women for appearances.

  • @pennydesouza
    @pennydesouza10 жыл бұрын

    he caught the combo in his mouth i'm impressed

  • @delilasloan8914

    @delilasloan8914

    2 жыл бұрын

    That was really good for t.j.

  • @jonstiffer4994

    @jonstiffer4994

    3 ай бұрын

    It looked like Bobby has at least some skating skills.

  • @tiff1025
    @tiff10255 жыл бұрын

    1:00 that jump was higher than my future

  • @marmalademol

    @marmalademol

    5 жыл бұрын

    ty u Same here

  • @georgehenderson7783

    @georgehenderson7783

    5 жыл бұрын

    That jump was almost as good as a triple axel!

  • @kyotorphin2836

    @kyotorphin2836

    5 жыл бұрын

    higher than my IQ

  • @georgehenderson7783

    @georgehenderson7783

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@kyotorphin2836 No way! You have great playlists - I just added Emotional Man describes late wife to sketch artist to my Favorites - thank you!

  • @kyotorphin2836

    @kyotorphin2836

    5 жыл бұрын

    George Henderson IQ means intelligence quotient

  • @Seldomheardabout
    @Seldomheardabout3 жыл бұрын

    The idea of falling on your keys during sports is hilarious.

  • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823

    @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823

    2 жыл бұрын

    He said "keyster."

  • @mugiwara7116
    @mugiwara71164 жыл бұрын

    Bruh i saw Malcolm on the screen and i was like "we dont ice skate🤔🙅🏿‍♂️" and then he started shuffling and i was like "yup thats more like it"😂😂😂

  • @malloryg4251

    @malloryg4251

    2 жыл бұрын

    LMAO!!!

  • @johnroscoe2406

    @johnroscoe2406

    6 ай бұрын

    ok "bruh" but then the little boy came out and skated perfectly "bruh."

  • @mugiwara7116

    @mugiwara7116

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@johnroscoe2406 This is a comedy channel. Relax lol

  • @parryyotter

    @parryyotter

    13 күн бұрын

    @@johnroscoe2406remove the stick from your ass

  • @rocknrollmilitant
    @rocknrollmilitant5 жыл бұрын

    There is only one truly great heterosexual figure skater and his name is Charles "Chazz" Michael Michaels!

  • @jonw7937

    @jonw7937

    5 жыл бұрын

    I mean he is an ice devouring sex tornado. When he glides out on that ice, he captivates any arena like a stack of classic euro porn.

  • @tylerbradfield2582

    @tylerbradfield2582

    5 жыл бұрын

    To bad he's a lone wolf

  • @danielroquejazz3950

    @danielroquejazz3950

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmfao

  • @hrlnmlclm

    @hrlnmlclm

    4 жыл бұрын

    And she's not a whore!

  • @ashboomstick2572

    @ashboomstick2572

    4 жыл бұрын

    But.....you need your own hairbrush....made from 100% whale.,....blllleeeaaaacchh. Lol

  • @terrancekayton007
    @terrancekayton0076 жыл бұрын

    "Malcolm asked if he could use quote regular shoes" LOL I'm dead!! I rewound it back halfway through to laugh at the first dude, this shit was hilarious

  • @yellowblanka6058

    @yellowblanka6058

    5 жыл бұрын

    You can see his "little cousin" trying not to laugh, lol.

  • @delilasloan8914

    @delilasloan8914

    2 жыл бұрын

    I did to... Malcolm was confused I think ..when he didn't even try to go around the cones..

  • @nickkiosk5513
    @nickkiosk55132 жыл бұрын

    "it looks like hes fallen onto his keys" I was actually crying with laughter such an underated joke

  • @roachdoggjr722
    @roachdoggjr7222 жыл бұрын

    Good on them for actually ice skating while doing this sketch! Must be a fun challenge for them

  • @baylinkdashyt

    @baylinkdashyt

    5 ай бұрын

    I love that the first two guys are in hockey skates, and I wonder if those are Kate's own figure skates...

  • @thething2723
    @thething27234 жыл бұрын

    We should hold another Olympics where people are allowed to take as many drugs as they want, let's see how high a person can really jump

  • @ethanmcwhirter6937

    @ethanmcwhirter6937

    4 жыл бұрын

    Grandma Susan lmao that would lowkey be interesting to watch for sure

  • @CoD4evver

    @CoD4evver

    4 жыл бұрын

    So u either got Twitter, reddit or even insta at this point to know that tweet lol

  • @clownfromclowntown

    @clownfromclowntown

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah that was really funny when I saw it the first 8 times on reddit

  • @tinachristine4573

    @tinachristine4573

    4 жыл бұрын

    Tommy Tiernan has done this stand up. He said there would be no countries. Just pharmaceutical companies 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nuynobi

    @nuynobi

    4 жыл бұрын

    SNL already did that sketch 25 years ago.

  • @blackmore4
    @blackmore44 жыл бұрын

    _"He's going for the upskirt! And he gets it!"_

  • @anthonygeiger5789

    @anthonygeiger5789

    4 жыл бұрын

    blackmore4 hillarious

  • @jakedenos

    @jakedenos

    4 жыл бұрын

    A triumphant moment!

  • @dialecticalmonist3405

    @dialecticalmonist3405

    4 жыл бұрын

    It was a pretty good technique. The judges might give him extra style points for that one.

  • @canaisyoung3601

    @canaisyoung3601

    3 жыл бұрын

    If you look closely, you can see Kate mouth, "What the fu--" before it cut to her mouthing, "No!"

  • @ramennoodlesooup_4147
    @ramennoodlesooup_41473 жыл бұрын

    I like the fact that the only person here that knew how to skate was a lesbian

  • @ns2110theonly

    @ns2110theonly

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol then you don’t know what skating is. She’s walking because she can’t glide. Whereas Bobby Moynihan and Taran Killam are actually skating, which is a push, glide, and stop on the pick. Kates lifting her feet & skates and walking without gliding which is what the four-year-old beginners do until we teach them to skate. Lol

  • @ramennoodlesooup_4147

    @ramennoodlesooup_4147

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ns2110theonly ur right haha I guess it just looked like she was moving,,,, (I’ve been figure skating for 5 years, not that it matters)

  • @ns2110theonly

    @ns2110theonly

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ramennoodlesooup_4147 haha s’ok ...look, the beauty of it is that she makes it look good!! Because that in and of itself speaks to her talent, she can basically do anything and also she knows how to flail her arms and simulate artistic so when you look at the whole package it looks like she’s skating. That’s talent. OK maybe not skating talent but still talent 😂 you go girl skating five years! Love the sport; been teaching little ones at the old Sportorama Suffern & Skyrink in NY for more years than I care to say🤦🏻‍♀️🙏🏻🙂

  • @ITGirlll
    @ITGirlll3 жыл бұрын

    As a Californian, from Long Beach, who practiced figure skating as a kid, I was about to be insulted then realized that’s a 95% accurate representation 🤣

  • @beccas760
    @beccas7604 жыл бұрын

    The fact that the first two people are wearing hockey skates is great😂

  • @retiredmanager510
    @retiredmanager5104 жыл бұрын

    I just spent more time watching this than the last 5 olympics.

  • @painkillerjones6232

    @painkillerjones6232

    4 жыл бұрын

    Me too!!!!

  • @centric9187
    @centric91872 ай бұрын

    It’s 2024. This aged well.

  • @williamblakehall5566
    @williamblakehall55662 жыл бұрын

    As a man whose bones have been busted twice by thin ice I really appreciate Malcolm Barnes.

  • @carribeanamericanqueen3260
    @carribeanamericanqueen32605 жыл бұрын

    Malcom’s routine 🤣😂🤣😂🤣👍🏾 he called his little cousin to help him

  • @zomgseriosuly

    @zomgseriosuly

    4 жыл бұрын

    LMAOOOOOOO

  • @doubleh333lix
    @doubleh333lix5 жыл бұрын

    This is going against everything I’ve learned about ice skating from anime.

  • @bananabyter

    @bananabyter

    5 жыл бұрын

    **cough** yuri on ice **cough**

  • @Toby2017

    @Toby2017

    5 жыл бұрын

    *yaoi

  • @r0bw00d

    @r0bw00d

    5 жыл бұрын

    Cartoons don't make for the best educational material.

  • @cabbage-soup

    @cabbage-soup

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@r0bw00d comedy shows don't either. you still watch snl though.

  • @r0bw00d

    @r0bw00d

    5 жыл бұрын

    And if I were using SNL as educational material that would mean something.

  • @bondfool
    @bondfool2 жыл бұрын

    Taran really captured Scott Hamilton’s disturbingly intense positivity.

  • @Josuperhero

    @Josuperhero

    Жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @KalebC4
    @KalebC43 жыл бұрын

    Malcom’s routine had me dying. They should bring this one back

  • @brownjatt21

    @brownjatt21

    3 жыл бұрын

    Man I'm just tryna find the song they played lol

  • @bassewic1836
    @bassewic18368 жыл бұрын

    "...I think he might have fallen on his keys". hahahahah

  • @AdamSmith-tk5br

    @AdamSmith-tk5br

    7 жыл бұрын

    Basse Wic lol best part

  • @angie2591

    @angie2591

    6 жыл бұрын

    That part got me too LOL its like the equivalent to stepping on a lego

  • @A2Z83

    @A2Z83

    6 жыл бұрын

    "Guys I think I fell on my keys. ow. ow. ow." crawling across the lawn.

  • @greenjosh75

    @greenjosh75

    6 жыл бұрын

    Basse Wic been there lol

  • @indeed7135

    @indeed7135

    6 жыл бұрын

    Oh I thought he said keyster

  • @vincentaurelius2390
    @vincentaurelius23904 жыл бұрын

    Second guy was me first time I put on rollerblades.

  • @qwhale

    @qwhale

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same here but with actual skates

  • @milanstevic8424

    @milanstevic8424

    4 жыл бұрын

    same here only it was the last time

  • @bobbydodge5091

    @bobbydodge5091

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same except one time I took off my skate & tried to stab somebody with it.

  • @claytonkeever2992
    @claytonkeever29923 жыл бұрын

    I'm "Heteroverheals" for Cecily

  • @845835
    @8458353 жыл бұрын

    FACT: This is the first time I've ever watched anything with the words "figure skating" in the title.

  • @schmootheonly
    @schmootheonly5 жыл бұрын

    Black guy is me not wanting to fall

  • @naefaust581

    @naefaust581

    4 жыл бұрын

    Schmoo you got a little cousin to help you out?

  • @MusicWithoutReservation

    @MusicWithoutReservation

    4 жыл бұрын

    Me every time I get out of my car during winter.

  • @Pochonesian
    @Pochonesian4 жыл бұрын

    He does NOT want to fall down! The commentary is hilarious!

  • @Will-ty8vm
    @Will-ty8vm3 жыл бұрын

    He’s going for the upskirt! Lmao

  • @tulahlk
    @tulahlk2 жыл бұрын

    the fact that the first two skaters are wearing hockey skates instead of figure skates is what’s really getting me

  • @mikan1998ful
    @mikan1998ful6 жыл бұрын

    Jesus Christ guys this isn't heterophobia or an attack against heterosexual, this is a satirical response to the question "What the fuck do people think is the difference between straight and gay athletes?! Is there a way to do sports the straight way?" And SNL comes up with the funniest answer to that stupid question.

  • @Tfreezy259

    @Tfreezy259

    6 жыл бұрын

    Nailed it.

  • @jaxonpierce9273

    @jaxonpierce9273

    6 жыл бұрын

    Fabian81 What does this have to do with the bible?Lol anyway, it's not just guys who use that idiotic reason. It's all homophobes. In regards to men doing the things you mentioned, I think they don't have a reason, aside from maybe some daddy issues (cry me a river) They might actually just be assholes.

  • @saitamatrash2527

    @saitamatrash2527

    6 жыл бұрын

    Fabian81 either way, Russia’s homophobia has nothing to do with religion. They’re rarely religious people.

  • @ozyankee4403

    @ozyankee4403

    6 жыл бұрын

    Fabian81 - you focused on the Bible... why? . And while making a poor attempt to throw a negative shadow on how a religious text is... bad... completely overlooked or omitted how “ other “ religious books such as the Quran, the Tanaka, Dianetics, Book of Shadows, The Pali Canon, or the Book of Mormon... to list just a few of the many many religious books you ignored. . Yep... you must be racist against Christians... . Nope... didn’t really nail it..

  • @AlinaHadredin

    @AlinaHadredin

    6 жыл бұрын

    What if it would be other way around, I am sure bunch of butthurt gays would be screaming in comment section. Oh my "butthurt gay" doesn't sound right.

  • @jacobhutt7046
    @jacobhutt70467 жыл бұрын

    I have seen Kate McKinnon ice skating. My life is complete.

  • @Fruity_Cutie

    @Fruity_Cutie

    7 жыл бұрын

    It wouldn't surprise me if they actually based this sketch on Kate's.

  • @sandrarejyany7450

    @sandrarejyany7450

    7 жыл бұрын

    Gaslight Egh

  • @k.taylor3526
    @k.taylor35265 ай бұрын

    9 years on this still holds up!😂 ⛸️

  • @cyclo1224
    @cyclo12242 жыл бұрын

    every damn part of this sketch is freakin AWESOME.

  • @axelle32
    @axelle328 жыл бұрын

    AMAZING!! Whoever's idea this was, I fucking love.

  • @catwhisperer7655

    @catwhisperer7655

    6 жыл бұрын

    I concur!

  • @seijibohn5039

    @seijibohn5039

    6 жыл бұрын

    It's family guys

  • @tini96

    @tini96

    6 жыл бұрын

    Idgi really

  • @-superwholockin07-85

    @-superwholockin07-85

    6 жыл бұрын

    cindybin2001 Listen......you can just scroll away instead of attacking and trolling people....it really is not that hard.

  • @KRAKEN91O

    @KRAKEN91O

    6 жыл бұрын

    cindybin2001 rrrr u a angry pirate cause u say AARGGHH a lot, u should google angry pirate!

  • @fandomgirl6256
    @fandomgirl62564 жыл бұрын

    Kate McKinnon on the heterosexual figure skating team made me laugh so hard

  • @McCarthyJohn100
    @McCarthyJohn1005 ай бұрын

    No, he's going for the upskirt! Impressive!

  • @dannyarcher6370
    @dannyarcher63703 ай бұрын

    As a straight man, it's good to finally be represented.

  • @swsh-ty6dr
    @swsh-ty6dr7 жыл бұрын

    "now a heterosexual couple" /sees Kate/ PFFFFFFFFFF HETEROSEXUAL MY ASSSSSSS

  • @Haggiedc2
    @Haggiedc25 жыл бұрын

    As a gay man... this was hysterical

  • @mikeeaston4431

    @mikeeaston4431

    5 жыл бұрын

    As a straight man... you're gay Lol

  • @ShidaiTaino

    @ShidaiTaino

    5 жыл бұрын

    Mike Easton got em

  • @mikeeaston4431

    @mikeeaston4431

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@ShidaiTaino haha

  • @disguy2003

    @disguy2003

    4 жыл бұрын

    And roles reversed this would be so offensive and not funny. And have your side filing a lawsuit.

  • @fandomtrashfullmetalunderg923

    @fandomtrashfullmetalunderg923

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@disguy2003 found the heterosexual

  • @titaniamengyun
    @titaniamengyun3 жыл бұрын

    Was I the only one genuinely scared for Kate’s character when he started chasing her- yes? oh.

  • @RealPackCat

    @RealPackCat

    3 жыл бұрын

    Most guys are afraid to be around women. Don't know where you get your info from.

  • @lauren0331

    @lauren0331

    3 ай бұрын

    @@RealPackCat?

  • @PabloVestory
    @PabloVestory5 ай бұрын

    This squetch is a masterpiece! "... telling the crowd to suck it..." , Kate evading the octopus patner 🤣🤣

  • @laughysapphy6175
    @laughysapphy61755 жыл бұрын

    I’m a figure skater and I found this hilarious 😂😂😂 I thought this was gonna annoy me but no it actually was funny.

  • @jamesmcinnis208

    @jamesmcinnis208

    5 жыл бұрын

    Oh, thank God! We're all so relieved.

  • @sudn5761

    @sudn5761

    5 жыл бұрын

    Congratulations? I'm a person who breathes, and this is a comedy sketch.

  • @samaxion93

    @samaxion93

    5 жыл бұрын

    I used to be a figure skater and boi this is funny. But to be real most of the guys where straight back in 2011-2013 figure skating at least

  • @GubekochiGoury

    @GubekochiGoury

    5 жыл бұрын

    Well, if you bother checking the actyal definition of homosexuality, it doesn't prescribe or prohibit any sport or hobby. So I guess that makes, by definition, figure skating not gay. Doesn't mean there isn't overlap, but that isn't the point.

  • @raedawnmason8826

    @raedawnmason8826

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@jamesmcinnis208 WAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAA!

  • @beetlejuulz
    @beetlejuulz6 жыл бұрын

    Kate is on the straight team lol😂... she's like "nope,still gay"

  • @hd-xc2lz

    @hd-xc2lz

    6 жыл бұрын

    Some Kate fans seem to assume that every single thought in poor Kate's head is informed by this straight/gay binary.

  • @laurenpickens4077

    @laurenpickens4077

    6 жыл бұрын

    Or we just like to point out the irony in situations such as this one.

  • @hd-xc2lz

    @hd-xc2lz

    6 жыл бұрын

    As I said..

  • @maryann4presidente396

    @maryann4presidente396

    6 жыл бұрын

    *WHO was KATE????* *you mean Kate McKinnon!!!!???* *I NEVER saw her!!!*

  • @nothingbutnothing1483

    @nothingbutnothing1483

    6 жыл бұрын

    Kaila Watkins same fucking thing

  • @scubadiva666
    @scubadiva6665 ай бұрын

    I noticed the first two were wearing hockey skates!

  • @getoverit2789
    @getoverit27892 жыл бұрын

    Impressive how the announcers are able to stay in character during this.

  • @Shesroyal85
    @Shesroyal854 жыл бұрын

    The black dude though had me dying 😂😂😂 *real tears

  • @Mad-wv6ol

    @Mad-wv6ol

    4 жыл бұрын

    That black guy is me ice skating the little black kid come to the rescue comedy gold

  • @TheMr02drop
    @TheMr02drop6 жыл бұрын

    Where's Chazz Michael Michaels when you need him?

  • @drakeholliday5671

    @drakeholliday5671

    6 жыл бұрын

    Christopher Herkner lol yes

  • @kingkobra91

    @kingkobra91

    6 жыл бұрын

    Chazz Michael Michaels, IS figure skating!

  • @ghostsoul529

    @ghostsoul529

    6 жыл бұрын

    ya for real that would have a really good excuse to have Will back for a sketch

  • @christinaburns874

    @christinaburns874

    6 жыл бұрын

    Christopher Herkner i

  • @lextalk925

    @lextalk925

    6 жыл бұрын

    Sex addict rehab

  • @deborahblackvideoediting8697
    @deborahblackvideoediting86972 жыл бұрын

    This skit made me laugh throughout, but Beck's lecherous moves had me cry-laughing!

  • @rstyknfe
    @rstyknfe Жыл бұрын

    This is one of the best sketches in recent times.

  • @portopilzi
    @portopilzi7 жыл бұрын

    Kate McKinnon on the straight team? uhhhh

  • @eddawodort1013

    @eddawodort1013

    6 жыл бұрын

    Julia, I guess XD lmao

  • @ThePete1081

    @ThePete1081

    6 жыл бұрын

    Acting!!! [please read in John Lovitz's voice]

  • @hd-xc2lz

    @hd-xc2lz

    6 жыл бұрын

    Is she guilty of appropriation? Or did the straights force this role upon her? Victimizer or victim?

  • @MsShellectable

    @MsShellectable

    6 жыл бұрын

    It's comedy. She's acting. I'm being sarcastic.

  • @eoa363

    @eoa363

    6 жыл бұрын

    Julia, I guess They only care that the men are straight.

  • @dylanw.8428
    @dylanw.84285 жыл бұрын

    “I think he fell on his keys!” DEAD

  • @AncalagonTheDread
    @AncalagonTheDread3 ай бұрын

    Still better than most skating competitions......

  • @merdith6
    @merdith64 ай бұрын

    Is it just me or are some of the best Saturday Night Live skits from 10 years ago

  • @dchanging
    @dchanging6 жыл бұрын

    Honestly I was super impressed when Bobby M. tossed a Combo in the air and caught it in his mouth while skating. Clearly his grade school summers were not wasted!

  • @ADSuri
    @ADSuri8 жыл бұрын

    Is it me or does Taran's character in this sketch kinda look like Gunther from Friends? (Edit: The actor died last year and now I feel like a douche.)

  • @RuiOliveiraTV

    @RuiOliveiraTV

    7 жыл бұрын

    YESSS!!! I KNEW I COULDN'T BE THE ONLY ONE!!! XD

  • @NatalieMacdonald769769

    @NatalieMacdonald769769

    7 жыл бұрын

    I KNEW HE LOOKED FAMILIAR FROM SOMEWHERE! I'm glad you pointed this out

  • @newyorker3861

    @newyorker3861

    7 жыл бұрын

    i was just about to comment that

  • @newyorker3861

    @newyorker3861

    7 жыл бұрын

    i was just about to comment that

  • @kaleajade1310

    @kaleajade1310

    7 жыл бұрын

    A.D Suri omg yeah

  • @NickPCage
    @NickPCage3 ай бұрын

    jokes on you i'd watch that at the olympics

  • @weirdTedE91
    @weirdTedE912 жыл бұрын

    That said, Bobby tossing up his snack and catching it in his mouth while skating was pretty impressive...

  • @danielbrown1724
    @danielbrown17244 жыл бұрын

    I'm a MadTV guy all the way but that sketch was hilarious. Gary from Autozone with your favorite Applebees waitress, lol. Nailed it..... That Autozone and Applebees are most definitely in Florida

  • @theviciouschickenofbristol4779
    @theviciouschickenofbristol47796 жыл бұрын

    Love how funny Mckinnon is with just her facial expressions.

  • @sharrielee911
    @sharrielee9114 ай бұрын

    Jay way is how I skate on regular skates😂lol🤣

  • @QuantumBraced
    @QuantumBraced2 жыл бұрын

    Bobby catching that Combo was impressive though.

  • @mikaylaworkowski5236
    @mikaylaworkowski52365 жыл бұрын

    Celicy strong is in so many skits😂 she’s honestly a really good actress

  • @TeamLegacyFTW

    @TeamLegacyFTW

    4 жыл бұрын

    Which one is her

  • @TeamLegacyFTW

    @TeamLegacyFTW

    4 жыл бұрын

    @newswars-dotcom You could have just told me which chick it was y'all were talking about but instead you went out of your way to type "Lol"... Niice

  • @addieishere

    @addieishere

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lou Sensei she was the host

  • @TeamLegacyFTW

    @TeamLegacyFTW

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@addieishere oh ok thanks

  • @Blaisem

    @Blaisem

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@TeamLegacyFTW KZread can be infuriating like that 😄

  • @faltutinks
    @faltutinks6 жыл бұрын

    Thumbs up for McKinnon.

  • @maryann4presidente396

    @maryann4presidente396

    6 жыл бұрын

    *McKinnon????? I NEVER saw McKinnon!!!*

  • @0rluh

    @0rluh

    6 жыл бұрын

    MaryAnn 4Presidente she played Shannon.....

  • @ImmortalChaos

    @ImmortalChaos

    6 жыл бұрын

    Not only is she smart, she is so talented

  • @J-N14
    @J-N142 ай бұрын

    "TJ feeling good... telling the crowd to suck it! ..alright!"

  • @elevenAD
    @elevenAD4 ай бұрын

    The judge choices, lmao!

  • @AcuraAddicted
    @AcuraAddicted4 жыл бұрын

    "Less talented, but undeniably heterosexual" - OH, how ironic is that!!!

  • @onkelpappkov2666

    @onkelpappkov2666

    4 жыл бұрын

    Is it ironic?

  • @tonymiester3437

    @tonymiester3437

    4 жыл бұрын

    What's supposed to be ironic?

  • @jeric_synergy8581

    @jeric_synergy8581

    4 жыл бұрын

    You need a dictionary.

  • @AcuraAddicted

    @AcuraAddicted

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@onkelpappkov2666 Yes, it is.

  • @AcuraAddicted

    @AcuraAddicted

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@tonymiester3437 The irony is that in real life it's the opposite: push for diversity with disregard to the actual talent. Sexual orientation, sex, race or religion should not be a factor in the hiring process.

  • @richard6088
    @richard60885 жыл бұрын

    I thought this was real when I clicked on this story.

  • @RanaPrabat

    @RanaPrabat

    5 жыл бұрын

    Welcome to SNL. Lol ✌️

  • @BadWebDiver

    @BadWebDiver

    3 жыл бұрын

    It isn't??????? O_o

  • @Shaznit
    @Shaznit4 ай бұрын

    Honestly their skating was impressive!

  • @madelynprice9819
    @madelynprice98192 жыл бұрын

    The fact that Kate McKinnon is gay makes this 1000% times funnier.

  • @abwigim
    @abwigim5 жыл бұрын

    She said "Hes sending it to his buddies!! Triumphant moment!" Hahahahahahaha Pure hilarity.

  • @poppyhimbo
    @poppyhimbo5 жыл бұрын

    the "air humps" can be quite difficult

  • @alcapone672
    @alcapone6722 жыл бұрын

    This show has gotten me through some hard times, thank you Loren

  • @anthonyreed9563
    @anthonyreed95632 жыл бұрын

    The air humps got me! The upskirt was classic funny too! Telling the crowd to suck it! Im dead

  • @sjurjans7137
    @sjurjans71374 жыл бұрын

    His little cousin was so cute lol!... Great funny sketch love it!

  • @michaelordona9419
    @michaelordona94194 жыл бұрын

    Strong's delivery on "Telling the crowd to 'Suck it' "

  • @persephonessong
    @persephonessong Жыл бұрын

    The bag of Combos 💀💀💀😂😂😂😂

  • @Angela-us8zh
    @Angela-us8zh3 жыл бұрын

    Nailed the bunny hop. Here comes the big triple tucker swinger daber twist! Lmao 🤣

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