The Tortured Gordon Department 1. Kitchen Fortnightmares 2. The Tortured Gordon Department 3. My Boy Only Bakes Fresh Frozen 4. Food Bad 5. So Long, Nino 6. But Daddy It's Raw 7. Fresh Out of Lamb Sauce 8. Shut It Down!!! 9. Cooked as Hell? 10. Who's Afraid of Little Old Ramsay? 11. I Can Fix Him (An Idiot Sandwich) 12. OFH (Oh Fucking Hell) 13. I Can Do It with an Understaffed Kitchen 14. The Biggest Thin Crust Pizza That Ever Lived 15. The Alcohol 16. Stupid Cow

@jazmineavila6578

Ай бұрын

Hahahah these are so funny I can’t stop laughing 😂

@shrijanakikumar5561

Ай бұрын

This is just perfect

@thebl4ck3std4y

Ай бұрын

I love this!

@tabathaarria9558

Ай бұрын

the shut it down one is hilarious 🤣🤣 please make the anthology version

@manasvikhanna373

Ай бұрын

Just wow😂👏🏻

I love that someone's purpose in life is shitposting Kitchen Nightmares reruns on KZread. You're doing the Lord's work

@Samantha-qj9wq

Ай бұрын

I think I saw somewhere that it's Gordon's daughter that runs the page. Either this page or a different one that does this kind of thing.

@iP0intNLaugh

Ай бұрын

I've seen that too, but only in other comments. I don't really believe it. Where have you seen that?

@jazzyuploaded20

Ай бұрын

@@iP0intNLaughwhoever is behind the channel isn’t related to Ramsay. They said it in a community post

@Mr1aqwerty

Ай бұрын

Purpose in life ? There’s no way you think that. Way to degrade them, smh

@slowyourroll1146

Ай бұрын

@@Mr1aqwerty running the Kitchen Nightmares KZread channel sounds like a great honor to me

Am I the only one who'd want to see Gordon reacting to these old videos, giving us his thoughts and remembering his experiences we all know well as he lived them?

@NeonSlice

Ай бұрын

I'd love that lol

@angelmeece7065

Ай бұрын

Omg that would be awesome

@kirby317

Ай бұрын

lmao they did this

@NetSraC1306

Ай бұрын

I want him to react to these titles and thumbnails

@RunicRhino22

Ай бұрын

Why would you give an old man a PTSD attack

"Don't use that microwave! Use the one in the back!" Something I don't want to hear while I'm in a restaurant.

@thechaossociety7453

Ай бұрын

"Don't use that microwave" *calm* "Use the one in the back" *panik*

@snerdterguson

Ай бұрын

I've worked on the line at restaurants that used microwaves, and ones that didn't. You feel so much better about yourself when working at ones that don't. You can't take much pride in your work if you're just pushing buttons on a microwave all day.

@coachk1999

Ай бұрын

The one in the back must be the gourmet microwave 😂😂

@velvetunderbite

24 күн бұрын

the real question is why didn't they just put the "bad" microwave in the back???

@Engine33Truck

3 күн бұрын

If I find out a restaurant is microwaving my food, I’m leaving. I can throw food in a microwave at home and pay less lol

But Daddy it’s Fresh Frozen

@Midnightsadv1bez

Ай бұрын

Fresh out the Microwave

@ellenicole598

Ай бұрын

Fresh Out The Freezer

@jazmineavila6578

Ай бұрын

Omg 🤣 too funny

@Midnightsadv1bez

Ай бұрын

Fork-night (Feat. Chef Mike) The Tortured Gordon Department My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Dishes Down Bad (Food Version) So Long, Millstreet Bistro But Daddy, It’s Fresh Frozen Fresh out the Freezer Zeke’s!!! Guilty as Sauce? Who’s Afraid of Little Old Gordon? (Everyone) I can cook (no really I can) loml (Lemon of My Life) The Smallest Crabcake That Was Ever Cooked The Gravy Gordon Blow The Lamb Sauce The Burnt Dry Albatross Gordon or Nino or Joe or Amy How Did it Cook? So High (No School) I Hate It Here (Kitchen Nightmares Version) thank you GORDON The Pro Chef Casserole Peter Rabbit (Raw Petite Carrot’s Version) The Microwave Robbin’ my Money The Receipt

"People have been coming here for 33 years, the food cannot be that bad" -says the guy who called kitchen nightmares to help his failing business.

@S475-pb2dp

Ай бұрын

All these dumbfuck owners forget that tiny little detail. The worst ones are the dumb boomers though. I bet no one has EVER said they liked the food. 99% of failing restaurants fail because the food is shit. Go figure. The fact that they don't even take Gordon's word is also infuriating. He's a world class chef who ate all over the world , he was taught by master chefs, and the chefs he himself taught are Michelin owners. I think he can tell whether your food is bad. And he's a successful restaurateur himself. Out of everyone he's the guy you should listen to.

@SketchSanchez

Ай бұрын

Spoiler: it is that bad

you wouldnt last an hour in the kitchen where they raised me

@thekiller7994

23 күн бұрын

Where were you raised?

@francreeps4509

21 күн бұрын

None of those chefs would last an hour in the kitchen of a Filipino mom

Me eating cheap pizza from the fridge: „Yeah tell em, Gordon! That Pizza looks shit!“

@kovy4win

Ай бұрын

the pizza in your fridge isnt dripping with grease

@malloryoates8580

Ай бұрын

i cackled 😂😂😂

@snerdterguson

Ай бұрын

Yup, its congealed into a solid. Lol

@loganb420

Ай бұрын

@@snerdterguson and preserved as hell lol

@Ukiby3000

Ай бұрын

Yeah but at least you aren't trying to pass that as your own homemade pizza 😂 And as said, yours probably isn't dripping oil XD

Gordon is still stuck in the restaurant. still sitting in the corner, he haunts. crossed legged in the dim light. watching that one belly dancer lady.

@tabathaarria9558

Ай бұрын

wrong album but i'll take it 🤣

@annacross1257

Ай бұрын

😭 oh my god this is hilarious and i have no one to show this to 💀

@boolsdip

4 күн бұрын

Where did they all go​@@annacross1257

My boy only breaks his favorite dishes

@jazmineavila6578

Ай бұрын

HAHAHA yesss! 😂

@gabinathan5499

Ай бұрын

THIS WAS A UNPLEASANT EPISODE I COULDN'T WATCH TO THE END

“not in denver colorado, in the country.” “that’s how confident i am” mans is mixing up delusion with confidence 😭

@swanronson173

Ай бұрын

I suspect he disagrees with you 😂

"I think he will love it" Press [x] to doubt

@bargeld09

Ай бұрын

Why do they always say that? 😮

The food is down bad, chimi-chuck it in the bin

@repsummerslay

Ай бұрын

this one's KILLING ME 💀

Gordon empowering servers to roast their boss by proxy is glorious.

THE TITLE LMAOOOOO

"What is Ramsay talking about? Everyone loves it" And where exactly is "everyone" then?

@Grant80

Ай бұрын

Makes me whrn these owners say this. Ummm he’s trained and 1000 awards

@francreeps4509

21 күн бұрын

Reminds me of another episode where the waiter tells him that they do use the microwave when they're backed up and Gordon says "Backed up? *looks around, camera zooms out to show empty dining area* There's no-one here!"

@Engine33Truck

3 күн бұрын

It’s one of my favorite recurring lines: “a lot of people love my food” or “they come from all over to eat my food”. My guy, why is Gordon there to fix your restaraunt if you have tons of customers 😂

the thumbnail is literally cinema.

Its always the same clips , but gosh are they addicting to watch . very creative titles and thumnails lmao

@snerdterguson

Ай бұрын

I've watched Gordon get served that "thin crust" pizza like 15 times by now.

@nguyenquyetthang1326

21 күн бұрын

Gordon is doing a new season, so we will get a new batch of clips soon

@maozedong5035

19 күн бұрын

Noiiiiiiiiicccceeeee​@@nguyenquyetthang1326

gordon: *yelling @ a chef abt calzone or smth* me: *eating my sainburys bolognese* go off king

I just wanna know what the owner of Mangia Mangia expected people to think of this food. Was she expecting high praise for the chefs' competency with microwaves?

The subtle "squish-squish" sounds when the cook pokes the pizza.

our food is fresh (frozen) out the slammer

@francreeps4509

21 күн бұрын

Fresh frozen out a can from the slammer going in a microwave

That Greek restaurant waitress seems so sincere, I feel sorry for her having to put up with the delusional cook 😢

The fucking “tortured Gordon department” come on bruh

@Grace-jg2xe

18 күн бұрын

Someone’s mad

The sound effects at 16:17 when Mark is watching Chef Ramsey 💀 LMAOO

you left your microwave at my apartment straight from the tortured gordon department

I just love how the owners are like "Everyone loves my food" 😂 NOBODY IS THERE IN THE BUILDING!! THAT'S WHY HE IS THERE!!!

@sunlightcrusader

8 күн бұрын

He most likely imagined his customers

"That's the thin crust" Gordon: *stop* Me: I shudder to think what a deep dish pizza looks like

@matadeverdoemden

16 күн бұрын

A literal loaf of bread.

@danlapidus3827

12 күн бұрын

I live in Chicago and their deep dish pizza must make ours look thin

I look in people's fridges

@repsummerslay

Ай бұрын

the black mold :)

I always love when these cooks are like "we have one of the best [food item] in [small local area]!" when they are the only choice for that. Kind of hard to be proud of first place when there isn't anyone else in the race

When the food is not bussin.

I come for Gordon, I stay for the comments

Restaurant calls Ramsay for help Ramsay: Your food sucks, cook it better Restaurant: That's how we've always done things, it couldn't possibly be the food Ramsay: O____O

little did you know your home’s really only the town you get food poisoning in

Bruh the thumbnail is insanely good

Whose Afraid of Little Old Gordon

I Can Fix This (No Really I Can) My Boy Only Breaks His Dishes The Grease Food Bad The Stupidest Chef Who Ever Lived

@kimwithcaffeine

Ай бұрын

OMG 😂

0:00 Panteleone’s 4:00 Old Neighborhood 7:56 Kati Allo 11:54 Mangia Mangia 15:50 Zayna’s Flaming Grill 19:33 Bella Luna

@jazzyuploaded20

Ай бұрын

Thanks

@casseith

Ай бұрын

was looking exactly for this, thanks!

1:45: I want to see the thick crust.

@swanronson173

Ай бұрын

That would be the Earth's crust

@francreeps4509

21 күн бұрын

Probably as thick as the chef's skull if he was that confident about the pizza

The thumbnail belongs in an art museum...

You know a show is timeless when watching repeating clips is fun every single time.

Restaurant: you wouldn't survive the asylum i was raised in Ramsay: you sure about that?

@ShawnBuckingham

Ай бұрын

I think your comment inspired the channel owner, the next video is this 😂

Gordon Ramsay moments that make me forgehtti the spaghetti with some confetti

My stoned ass would've destroyed that pizza, shit looks delectable

Whoever is making these thumbnails and titles you deserve a raise😂😂😂😂😂

The way she said I'm sorry 11:22 broke my heart

I can do it with a broken sauce Edit: I'm coming for your job, title boi

@jazmineavila6578

Ай бұрын

No not the poor title boi 🤣

That’s our thin crust 😂😂😂😂 wtffff

@Mishjedi

Ай бұрын

“Stop” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I dont know why i clicked this so fast, but im here to enjoy the suffering

The chef biting his own greasy pizza saying "damn, that's GOOD" out loud is definitely a mood

Using the word with an ABSOLUTE lack of irony, these videos titles slaaay me every time 😂😂😭😭😭😭

The dough was so raw it turned Gordon into xQc for a sec there..

@ChuffedLemon

2 күн бұрын

Except that I could understand what Gordon was saying 😅

"I didn't overcook it!" Gordon: It's so overcooked...

The Admin department need a pay rise

Chef: i did not over cook it Gordon: this is so overcooked 😂😂😂

"this is for gordon you gotta make it look good" no, this is for gordon you gotta make it TASTE good.

Karma is my Gordon

This title is life 😂

I said this many many times before, but the person running this account is so absolutely amazing and deserves only the good things in life❤❤❤❤ Mainly because they mastered the art of making the youtube algorithm work for them, a litteral legend

i like how gordon is always cool as hell to the wait staff

And that's why Ramsay was called in.

someone has a sense of humor with the titles of these uploads.

ooh, i've never been so early 👀 killing it with the titles as always!

IM SO EARLY AND AS A SWIFTIE, THE TITLE PERSON IS PULLING TF THROUGH 🤍😭

@repsummerslay

Ай бұрын

I KNOW ITS LIKE MY WORLDS ARE COLLIDING

I’m glad Gordon is always kind to the wait staff, I always feel bad for them

Meatball Hero💀

I have seen all of these scenes a thousand times and i still stop to watch them

I'm looking at that salmon and shaking my head. The salmon looks like it was frozen and then cooked in a microwave oven. A waste of a good salmon fillet. Finely chop a clove of garlic and a couple of green onions. Rub some dill, pepper, and paprika, get the butter in the pan nice and hot. Put everything in and cook on high heat about 5 minutes. Flip the salmon, another 5 minutes. Put on a plate and add a simple side or two, and delicious is the result. If you want to get fancy, stuff the salmon with garlic shrimp and grill over Mesquite bark. Serve with rice and a good sauce Hollandaise. Easy and delicious.

YOU ARE JOKING😭 I think who ever names these vids is my soulmate, TTPD reference on a Gordon vid is insaneee

When Taylor Swift clashes with Gordon Ramsay

The titles have me dead every time 😭 he gets so creative with them i love it

I've seen all of these clips at least a dozen times, but I still sit down and watch them every time there's an upload!

No one Pete: SHAAHHTTT AHHHHPPPPP

Even KN is a Swiftie now 😭 Global takeover is imminent

@scottmichaels2538

Ай бұрын

Taylor Swift has the top 14 spots on the billboard!

who is running this account can we be friends bro

Now do a video with a title that says "You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me" because lets be real....no one has went through so much in a bad kitchen like Gordy has.

That is an amazing title

Mile high pizza belongs a mile below the ground...looked nasty 😮😂

'I dixagree with you'

I feel bad for the person that has to clean all these dishes in the restaurants RIP

Pete got one compliment decades ago and has been rolling with it since.

That's like the pizza that ate Denver!!... 🤣🤣

That clown will always be in my nightmares

person in charge of the chiken nightmares channel i want to wich you a nice day and thank you for your job, absolute hero

the pizza🍕 is the size of the moon 🌕

LMAO who manages this channel I've burst out laughing just when I saw the thumbnail 😭😭

"When Gordon dies and goes to Hell, demons are gonna force-feed him cold McDonald's, burnt Burger King, and green chicken🤪"

I never thought I would see a Gordon Ramsay/Taylor Swift crossover. So glad it exists now.

They understand the emotionally unstable fan base they have must also be swifties. They are correct

LMAO THE THUMBNAIL!

Anyone else watch these like literal reruns every single time you see them on your for you page ?

U got me with the title

Why do we love eating while we deeply enjoy kitchen nightmare 😅😅😅

IT LOOKS LIKE A FRISBEE!

I feel so bad for the wait staff. They always have to deliver bad news or apologize but they have so little power

This show would be so much more believable if Chef wouldn’t say every episode that all the food he tries is ‘the worst thing he’s ever eaten.’

@TheLEGEND61176

Ай бұрын

Agreed. It’s all for show. I honestly don’t believe he knows what the fuck he’s talking about with most American food.

omg i love the thumbnail & title!! 🤍

The fly on the pizza was a paid actor

Gordon, after eating all this shit: am I allowed to cry?

They're back ... The legendary names are back !!!!