Don't talk to me or my son ever again

@commandergree9275

4 жыл бұрын

Sons son up for talking?

@serbronnoftheblackwater798

4 жыл бұрын

damn I was really beginning to wonder if anyone was gonna mention mr. whang!. comment section mentioned every other name but yours lol

@RodoChaska

4 жыл бұрын

Best collaboration ever, you rock Mr Whang

@apollo_en

4 жыл бұрын

Can i be #2 dad

@s.oddity3640

4 жыл бұрын

Wait was that your real son?

and we would've gotten away with it, if it wasn't for that pesky boat seller.

@404_coffee9

4 жыл бұрын

That's pretty true

@someperson3807

4 жыл бұрын

In a stroke of genius, they used their real phone number

@chrissi.enbyYT

4 жыл бұрын

Like why would you give your real number? Why not make up excuses or buy the trailer too? Amateurs

@BrgArt

4 жыл бұрын

@@chrissi.enbyYT or fake a number on the spot

@theotv5522

4 жыл бұрын

@@BrgArt Well you see people (not even people who are robbers) do call the number that the other person give to them cuz that way you also give the other person your phone number. Killing 2 birds with 1 stone.i guess when your head is above the clouds, you can't see what's under your feet hence making such mistakes.

“Alexander Petrov” and “Stefan Nordstrom” are, respectively, the most Russian and Swedish names I’ve ever heard.

@TFaceFalone

4 жыл бұрын

Just wait till you hear about the letter ö

@haroldsen4238

4 жыл бұрын

TFaceFalone ö

@hakkapeliittain6439

4 жыл бұрын

@Alt Swede That's the most Swedish translation I've seen, nice

@GothKatt

4 жыл бұрын

@@TFaceFalone Also a thing in German. Idk if the pronunciation is different, though.

@Dropkickgopnik

4 жыл бұрын

@@GothKatt the pronunciation in german is different

200,000 Krona is about 25,000 USD in 2005. Imagine going through the trouble of setting up a heist involving 30+ people, stealing art worth over $30million, sitting on it for 5 years while it all goes tits up because someone used their actual phone number, then finally finding a buyer, then selling it for less than Toyota.

@notsojharedtroll23

2 жыл бұрын

Gains are gains

@tankhead2645

2 жыл бұрын

That wouldn't even cover the cost in the escape car they bought for the Heist. Possibly not even the guns

@curlyguy2790

2 жыл бұрын

Considering there was no consequence for their actions, not that bad a deal

@arthas640

Жыл бұрын

That's actually pretty common from what I've heard. Stolen goods that are easy to sell often sell for 50% to a fence but if something is hard to sell like artwork then even if you can find a buyer they'll want a low price

@tomtheconqerur

Жыл бұрын

That is now 38,991 USD today. God I love inflation(economic).

I thought that lawyer who tried to blatantly extort the police was an absolute idiot, but when he got acquitted, I figured he must be a legal genius.

@khuudylan

3 жыл бұрын

Probably has his licensed revoked

@fugyfruit

3 жыл бұрын

I guess when you're a lawyer you learn what crimes you can get away with just a slap on the wrist

@suezuccati304

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder how much money did he make to do that

@foxbuns

2 жыл бұрын

he likely claimed he only participated out of fear for his safety

@someidiot420

2 жыл бұрын

it must be awesome to be a lawyer and get accused of a crime, NO lawyer fees

What if we kissed under the Nord VPN servers? *O_O*

@Deses

4 жыл бұрын

UwU

@MrMolotow97

4 жыл бұрын

😘

@darkshadoothedestroyer7699

4 жыл бұрын

Jk jk... unless?

@_mossy_8520

4 жыл бұрын

Damn

@gar144

4 жыл бұрын

😳😳😳....

I love how the "Ad Man" canonically now has an entire lore behind his character

@drifterduckygaming4646

4 жыл бұрын

Damn, so there's a reason not to skip the ad segments? Epic

@michaelh.2567

4 жыл бұрын

It's so good.

@shinqqing5161

4 жыл бұрын

What is the lore of the Nord VPN guy? I think I saw him once but I don't think the story related. Unlike shadowman whose wife died on a plane accident and also a father of two.

@homelessswede9675

4 жыл бұрын

Someone make internet historian fandom wiki

@aegis9292

4 жыл бұрын

@@shinqqing5161 prety sire they are the same guy

Jesus Christ just the fact they were even able to execute initial plan is mindblowing

@xzenitramx666

2 жыл бұрын

Luck is always with the idiots.

@thisisntmedicine4004

2 жыл бұрын

@@xzenitramx666 I'd say this was less luck and more them having laughable security

My favorite character in this heist is the Swedish justice system. Jails you can leave on weekends and overturning the sentence of 3 of the culprits in the end.

@andymancan_

2 жыл бұрын

Based Sweden

@thecakecakecake8198

2 жыл бұрын

@@andymancan_ say that after finding out they let rapists walk and sometimes refuse to prosecute them simply because they're not white

@Khunark

2 жыл бұрын

@@thecakecakecake8198 wouldn't want their race to go extinct,,

@Peter_Griffaaa

2 жыл бұрын

@@Khunark I think you didn't read that the right way

@ericamcqueen5607

2 жыл бұрын

@@thecakecakecake8198 I mean, I'm not Swedish and I have 0 clue how their justice system works, but didn't he say that only not dangerous criminals may leave the prison? So they let out a pity thief but they wouldn't let out a rapist. Or something like that. Then again I might be wrong, I really hope I'm not though.

This was a beautiful tale. I wish Sweden was a real place.

@greenrooster9274

4 жыл бұрын

it did! Now its just called Swedistan

@johangodoy1074

4 жыл бұрын

I wish it was real i really want to see some dwarfs making swords

@arami187

4 жыл бұрын

Before the Shaia Law! Uh, I mean *Sharia

@electron6825

4 жыл бұрын

Sharia LeBouf

@kimjongniller7776

4 жыл бұрын

Its hilarious how I, as a Scandinavian, know that people are full of shit when they walk around spouting islamophobic comments about Sweden. From my frequent travelling in Scandinavia I know that the region as a whole is doing great. Just shows how uneducated and/or ignorant many people are.

This man deserves to retrieve the password of his main channel.

@sinnlos229

4 жыл бұрын

Wait what?

@victors3136

4 жыл бұрын

Did he actually lose his main channel password lmao?

@user-fe8ms9ht7j

4 жыл бұрын

WHAT

@bubblewrap324

4 жыл бұрын

IT'S BEEN 4 MONTHS PLEASE

@kaia-di4pq

4 жыл бұрын

@@victors3136 its a running joke between youtubers that take long to upload that they lose their password between uploads

19:51 is absolute gold "sorry sorry, reflex" "thats okay."

@pixelwizard9652

2 жыл бұрын

20:11

These videos feel like historian is playing with some action figures

@yuzuichikawa

3 жыл бұрын

LOL Look at @16:51. IT literally DOES. and they are walking to the beat LOL

@SBImNotWritingMyNameHere

2 жыл бұрын

He is actually Sumito even said he looks forward to being his "plaything"

Internet Historian: Hey do you know what time it is? Me: Ad time? Internet Historian: Its time for a montage Me: A surprise to be sure but a welcome one

@Cpt2much

4 жыл бұрын

KettEgg legit the same thing I thought

@Puss1man

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@MachineManGabb

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@bash5271

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@sirknave4794

4 жыл бұрын

Same

This is exactly one of those “I dunno, I didn’t think I get this far”

@strawberrypencl

3 жыл бұрын

Story of my life

@clonkers

3 жыл бұрын

@@strawberrypencl cheers i'll drink to that bro

@Soul-OnFire

3 жыл бұрын

Ditto!! Except i dont drink so ill smoke.... and can there be giraffes 🦒 i want 🦒 to be in this commentary for some reason...

@gordonramsdale

3 жыл бұрын

@@Soul-OnFire that's a bee bro

@th3omachos

3 жыл бұрын

When you're asked if you have std's

They could of become legends for robbing a museum with no traces, true legendary masterminds, if they used a fucking burner phone.

@PannierLaw

Жыл бұрын

Just that one damn mistake. And it all spiraled down.

@KaleidosXXI

Жыл бұрын

@@PannierLaw If you consider the longterm it really didn't matter much, the break in the case was the FBI overhearing the sale setup by sheer coincidence because they were already observing one of the involved parties for drug activity. The initial group and their incriminating book led to a dead-end in the case, and the paintings were already handed off by the time they got arrested.

@PannierLaw

Жыл бұрын

@@KaleidosXXI Fair enough, but would’ve had less heat on them early on. Doubt they would’ve managed get those paintings sold anyway lol

@adog3129

11 ай бұрын

they could have just made up a phone number

Something similar happened recently. A bank was clearing all it's valuables and hauling it to an offshore bank. Every employee, and guard left the bank but kept the security systems up and the front of the bank was locked down tighter than the Seirre Madre of absolute pain. Someone that following night broke into the bank quite easily: for you see while they locked down the main entrance, there was a maintenance tunnel connecting the garage to the rest of the bank. Person broke in via the now unguarded maintenance tunnel and into the bank armed to the teeth... he... was pissed... Why was he pissed? He thought there would be valuables there. So he did something radicicolous and sundance reject worthy. He shot out every possible window, bashed open every ventilation cover with a baseball bat, smashed the keypads on the vaults, broke every window, shot out every TV, cut cable lines, broke the hinges off every door, bashed executives worthless yet pretty paintings off their walls: anything he could access he destroyed, and to end it? He shot all the cameras watching him until that point. The next day the bank agents came back to see the place in tatters, the bank had to get $5.7M spent to fix or replace everything. Guess where this all took place? Somewhere very special and known for insane hijinks like this... florida... florida man gets arrested for mass destruction of bank property

@doot7730

2 жыл бұрын

This is some of the most madman thing ice read

@themadrat1495

2 жыл бұрын

@@doot7730 And yet it all happened. That's the actually good part about it.

This is a little far-fetched ... there's no way BOTH of them washed their hands.

The art thieves wouldn’t have been caught...if they used Nord VPN

@slimcharles1479

3 жыл бұрын

There's a famous German rapper who with associates stole an armored gold transporter with a worth of about 2 million dollars. Interpol arrested his ass in Irak, after he posted on his social media that "it's pretty damn cold in russia", trying his luck with a very clumsy decoy attempt. In his case, Nord VPN probably would've actually saved him.

@epicghandi6141

3 жыл бұрын

@@slimcharles1479 Jep, rappers are usually not the brightest type.

@tylermustardloooser386

3 жыл бұрын

if they had a burner number

@Skyforger23

3 жыл бұрын

@@slimcharles1479 still no gold was found till today afaik.

@peebay3515

3 жыл бұрын

Or played Raid Shadow Legends.

"half scholar half daredevil and 100% men with alignment of chaotic good"what a man

Imagine being a stock image guy and ending up with one of your pictures in an Internet Historian video

Love how All cops, no matter nationality, looks like Cole Phelps.

@shlorbleflorbnad6927

4 жыл бұрын

Just like real life

@ahmedhasanica6120

3 жыл бұрын

ACAC - All Cops Are Cole

@TheUnnamedAssailant

3 жыл бұрын

yeap 101 all the cops are banging German side pieces?

@FilthyCasualty

3 жыл бұрын

Carl Only one German buddy. Cole hive mind only has hots for two women. Anymore than that breaks code.

@colemiller1

3 жыл бұрын

Wait all the Cops are me?

The Nord VPN ad is actually the story of how Internet Historian met Internet Herstorian.

@kin-3877

4 жыл бұрын

And one day had Internet Kidstorian

@30catsinacardigan22

4 жыл бұрын

this comment took me out lmfao

@ZetsubouJohnny

4 жыл бұрын

@@kin-3877 Who grew up to be the angry drunk Internet Comment Etiquette

@Daemonussy

4 жыл бұрын

Good god this is brilliant

“Art thief?” “Yes, are you the buyer?” Brilliant

The most unbelievable part of this story, is the FBI agent calling up a Swedish person who doesn't speak English fluently 21:06

I don't know, "nothing has ever been stolen again" seems like an overblown statement, since Whitman stole my heart.

@unlimited8410

4 жыл бұрын

How are you going to get it back?

@francescolombardi3438

4 жыл бұрын

@@unlimited8410 No need. It's in good hands

@snipintoaslamjam5518

4 жыл бұрын

And my bow

@kronemerj

3 жыл бұрын

And my axe

I work at an art museum and while we never had someone steal a piece, it once happened that somone hung up their own painting in one of the galleries

@bobbyferg9173

4 жыл бұрын

That's actually pretty amazing, so did they instantly catch the person or did it just stay there for awhile?

@soap7203

4 жыл бұрын

Was it any good?

@crazyphilosopher1049

4 жыл бұрын

well, it happened before I worked there, so I don't know much about the painting, but the security guy who worked then told me that they only noticed it the next day and then they immediately took it off the wall and increased security slightly

@johnLennon255

4 жыл бұрын

Was it lushsux?

@RobertEPS12

4 жыл бұрын

Are there any rules against that specifically?

"... and nothing has ever been stolen again". what a heartwarming story this has been

laughing at the fact they pulled everything of perfectly but - had no buyer or any idea how to get a buyer - gave their lur

_"Nothing was stolen ever again."_ Oh, so I don't need Nord VPN. Sweet!

@PrismTheKid

4 жыл бұрын

'was', not *will be*...

@Greendogblue

4 жыл бұрын

Its because they used Nord VPN that nothing else was stolen. They realized the err of their ways

@nicewater894

4 жыл бұрын

YOU WERE THE CHO- oh sorry wrong comment

I love how he has the thief putting the laundry bag into the engine bay of his Porsche. XD

@ninasfelicillow3228

4 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@zacharyduke473

4 жыл бұрын

@@ninasfelicillow3228 18:03

@HondaCivic-ut6wx

4 жыл бұрын

should have been in the frunk😤

"... it's a drug bust with some Bulgarians..." As a Bulgarian, I am somehow not surprised.

imagine if they'd used a burner phone. Then they would've had all the time in the world to get the paintings to a buyer

@haku8135

7 ай бұрын

I'm still trying to figure out why they went for these 3 paintings in particular if they DIDN'T have a buyer already lined up for them.

"You don't need a criminal lawyer, you need a *criminal* lawyer"

@piterpraker3399

4 жыл бұрын

*YEAAAAAAAAH*

@Momon143

4 жыл бұрын

It's all good, man.

@skullhawqsyz8432

4 жыл бұрын

@@Momon143 cant wait for season 6

@quintonthevillain2745

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, is there a difference really?

@thecreator4296

4 жыл бұрын

@@quintonthevillain2745 Yeah. *Criminal* lawyers are lawyers that are popularly known to get even the most obvious, blatant criminals out of prison, whereas normal criminal lawyers just defend people or try to make it so their lives aren't ruined on one mistake.

I have to say, the criminals bringing a decoy painting to the sale was a 200 IQ 4D chess move but unfortunately for them, the police was playing 5D chess with their 300 IQ brains.

@RagafragaMuffin

4 жыл бұрын

except not really, because the guys got released anyway because they were entrapped

@lainroseheart

4 жыл бұрын

@@RagafragaMuffin but they got the painting, that's the important part

@TheDragonProject

4 жыл бұрын

Get this high IQ move. I heard one of the cops involved in the sting, turned himself in to a pickle to go undercover, funniest shit I've ever seen, no lie.

@glipk

4 жыл бұрын

Stdu

@suavemanharv4937

4 жыл бұрын

How the fuck is that such a perfect analogy

Internet Historian has got to be one of the most entertaining and infinitely rewatchable content in all of KZread

Every officer and their wives being Cole Phelps just makes this 500% better

All this just because they used a real phone. What a mess.

@ramlover33

4 жыл бұрын

actually because they didnt get rid of the boat. nothing to do about the phone number

@dannymunch4633

4 жыл бұрын

@@ramlover33 Actually because of some bored fisherman with quite the curiosity.

@vatinklin997

4 жыл бұрын

They did get their lawyer to contact the police asking for a ransom and then proceeded to meet said lawyer in person tho, so tbf they were donezo either way

@IronicHavoc

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe.

@theonlyplain

4 жыл бұрын

@@dannymunch4633 Actually because they stole high valued paintings.

So if he didn’t use his real phone number... they would’ve gotten away.

@snakekingblues3017

4 жыл бұрын

seem so or just burn the boat

@ENGCS_AnkitaSingh

4 жыл бұрын

but they still wouldn't know what to do w the paintings

@spacehitler4537

4 жыл бұрын

@@snakekingblues3017 They blow up two cars, but they don't bother to dispose of the boat?

@snakekingblues3017

4 жыл бұрын

@@spacehitler4537 ikr sometime being smart can only get u so far that and having a using there really numbers

@mr.sunshine1444

4 жыл бұрын

they basically did with the sentencing :l

How amazing is it that you can take a bunch of blurry memes and make something 9000 times better than your average Sundance film

I will always love how the entire police force is just Phelps in different poses.

But I thought it was illegal to commit crimes in Sweden?

@alexanderchristopher6237

3 жыл бұрын

You think criminals ever ask permission?

@NathanCassidy721

3 жыл бұрын

Since when do criminals care about laws?

@Liggliluff

3 жыл бұрын

People clearly didn't get the reference. It was a Swedish politician who pointed out that crimes were illegal in Sweden.

@charleswinters9567

3 жыл бұрын

It is. It's in fact illegal BY LAW to be a criminal in Sweden. If only other countries were like Sweden....

@emilianocastillejos1330

3 жыл бұрын

Crime rates drop to 0%

It has only just dawned on me that each scene is meticulously handcrafted in photoshop. So much effort put in.

I don't know what's worse, them using their real phones or the Swedish museum using lackluster security on a Rembrandt painting.

@rayres1074

3 жыл бұрын

Well tbh museums have generally tight budgets and hundreds of valuable goods so imagine if you had to assign a guard for every one of those... I do think however it should have some GENERAL security that is strong

But it's illegal to do crime in Sweden.

@itsdag6720

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, and also if you don't like meatballs you might get neutered.

@calska140

4 жыл бұрын

I saw that interview too. Glad the record was finally set straight.

@kidtea

4 жыл бұрын

@@itsdag6720 Must have some real dedication if you want to be vegetarian.

@Meatspinner

4 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: That woman is a second generation immigrant from Canada.

@uboa8012

4 жыл бұрын

only if you get caught

So is this ad man trying to get back into the dating game after his wife's tragic passing? I'm happy for him man, hope he gets lucky soon and stops having everyone around him die in car crashes.

@silverstarthehybrid8122

4 жыл бұрын

Well, he needs to find somebody who will use NordVPN, I guess

@zoedorrahm

4 жыл бұрын

Wrong guy, that was RAID Shadowman. This is NordVPN guy, a different character.

@Lucky-bk4qq

4 жыл бұрын

What an all encompassing lore.

@cattypatty445

4 жыл бұрын

ad man:i like you, but i dont think that we should go to a relationship- girl: i use nord vpn ad man: we should marry rn and have 2 kids.

@Rob.r95

4 жыл бұрын

He can't find love because he doesn't browse in incognito mode.

I'm writing my thesis on art crime currently, I LOVE that you cited Anthony A. Amore's book, he does great writing on art crime!

17:16 as a bulgarian I am offended , but agree with this portrayal.

As a russian I can say that "Alexander Petrov" is the most generic russian name I ever heard

@maksymmerkulov7875

3 жыл бұрын

И не поспоришь

@pancake3027

3 жыл бұрын

аминь

@stuglife5514

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha nice its like when I hear an actual American named John Smith

@abmstudio3678

3 жыл бұрын

Is it like the Steve Smith of Russia

@jmchichstudio9145

3 жыл бұрын

@@abmstudio3678 We have example names like "Ivan Ivanov" or "Pyotr Petrov", but combining this pair of legit name and surname feels almost uncanny

This would never have happened if the painting had a gun to protect itself.

@Fell_the_Dabus

4 жыл бұрын

This would have never happened if the painting used Nord VPN.

@tommapar

4 жыл бұрын

No joke, if this was done in the US the one guy managing the hostages and the guard would've been shot to hell and back

@koboldengineering7687

4 жыл бұрын

This but unironically

@TheIrishYoshi

4 жыл бұрын

@@koboldengineering7687 how

@tommapar

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheIrishYoshi You cut a small, gun shaped hole in the wall, put the gun in the wall with a string and a pulley system attached to the trigger, then tie the other end to the frame of the painting then when the robber lifts the painting he gets shot THROUGH THE PAINTING. Then take the painting to baumgartner's restoration to fix the hole left by the bullet. Piece of cake

9:47 Hearing a screaming voice juxtaposed to such a calm narrator is just hilarious.

I love how he made Summito play the Russian and had that white guy play the Iraqis.

How come the police and the lawyer sound so similar? Was it an inside job?

@brandon9172

4 жыл бұрын

No you idiot. These are actors. They used the same actors to read the lawyer and Police scripts

@z1no3n

4 жыл бұрын

@@brandon9172 really ??? Wow I didn't know that

@skhighglitch4217

4 жыл бұрын

Astoris found the whooooshed.

@clanwargods

4 жыл бұрын

@@brandon9172 WHOOOSH

@snipergunner1761

4 жыл бұрын

@@clanwargods r/whooosh

Can we just admire the fact that Nord VPN still sponsor this man after his last ad. Impressive.

@fadammte_aggst

4 жыл бұрын

It is quiet obvious that he stole their VPNs and is now ransome them back to the "sponsor"...

@realdoomerhours

4 жыл бұрын

A company willing to have a sense of humour generates a lot of good will, I guess.

@Artsificial

4 жыл бұрын

What do you mean. His ads make the PR lady cringe so hard her hair falls out. It boosts the morale of the rest of the team.

@stavanger1361

4 жыл бұрын

He has a huge follower base and some people (including myself) were actually convinced to get NordVPN by his silly ads, they only gain from it, nobody stops using their service just because one of the KZreadrs they sponsor takes the piss out of their sponsorship.

@gaiusjuliuspleaser

4 жыл бұрын

It's what we colloquially know as a "Big Money Salvia" move.

the fact that TRO can sound like that intimidates me a bit

He put so much detail into this. Even the Detroit Become Human interrogation track is in there 1t 19:48

Whatever amount nordvpn pays him, it’s not enough.

@tomlever

4 жыл бұрын

Only KZread video I've ever watched where the sponsor ad was better than the main content! 🤣 And make no mistake, the main content was 🔥

@EvilCerealBoX

4 жыл бұрын

@@tomlever Flashgitz does good ads too.

@Danilego

4 жыл бұрын

He gets payed based on how many people click the link, so maybe we should help him out :)

@renkanestark6945

4 жыл бұрын

@@Danilego thanks for spreading the teachings of the lord.

As a museum guard, the security in that museum almost gave me a stroke.

@eatberries3173

4 жыл бұрын

THE GOD HIMSELF

@EinFelsbrocken

4 жыл бұрын

Wow; cool! And which museum may I ask? How many colleagues do you have? Is there maybe a free job? Maybe a shift plan lying around somewhere? Any...alternative entrances? Haha; me? Im just an inconspicuous citizen! 😳😳😳

@solmoman

4 жыл бұрын

That must be the chillest job ever. Do you ever do naughty things to the statues?

@jogasaracco5056

4 жыл бұрын

solmoman ok bud I think u should stop there

@ExDud

4 жыл бұрын

It’s the Smithsonian night shift isn’t it?

24:00 5 years to get $200k?? $40k a year? He coulda just gotten, like, a regular job.

I honestly love these nordvpn ads. They're the best advertisements I've ever seen. And they're unironically actually funny. Thank you for the laughs.

"and nothing has ever been stolen, again." we did it boys, crime is no more!

"NordVPN: If you don't get it, you'll die."

@NotQuiteFirst

4 жыл бұрын

That's right, I've got NordVPN and I'm still alive. I dare not cancel.

Trade alert I receive: priceless painting You receive: jail sentence

You'd think that they'd have a plan on how to sell these things before going through the trouble of an elaborate heist. What a bunch of goobers.

the voice actor breaking character is hillarious

When the Mona Lisa was stolen, the guy just walked up to it and took it off the wall and hid it under a jacket. He tried to exit out of a side door but it was locked. By then an employee came by and saw a guy in a trench coat holding a framed painting trying to get out. The guard unlocked the door for him and let him out. Nobody noticed the Mona Lisa was stolen for something like 2 or 3 days, when an artist who wanted to paint a copy complained, and a bored guard went searching. Only then they realized it's gone. That's why it's behind inches of glass now.

@Light-qx8iq

3 жыл бұрын

with security so finely tuned it's a wonder it was ever misplaced

@TheMasterTelevision

3 жыл бұрын

@@Light-qx8iq back then the Mona Lisa was of little historic note. It wasnt a painting people traveled from around the world to see. In fact, it only got popular in the modern era because it was stolen, and the news hype that created. I also think he was an ex-employee at that museum, The Louvre. Thats why the guard let him out when he was obviously holding a painting, he thought "oh i know this guy, he works here. Id be happy to help a co-worker"

@_cloudface_

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheMasterTelevision yeah, it's a great example of art imbued with importance due to hype; it's really not that great a painting but going to see it and either be disappointed or fooled in person has become an event...

@cursedmailman3999

3 жыл бұрын

That's why it's heavily guarded, but the glass is to protect the painting from exposure which could damage it. Things like someone sneezing, throwing something at it, camera flashes, etc. All those things actually contribute to deteriorating the paint and ruining the piece.

@dylan-5287

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao how long ago was that? I went like ten years ago. Very surprising how small the painting is and super thick glass. The crowd around the painting was crazy, you had to push your way up front to even get a good look. This wasn't some peak time either, just the normal crowd. Hard to imagine walking away with it when there's minimum 100 other tourists snapping photos and watching it. Pretty sure there was a guard nearby as well. Times have changed.

"Swedish corona" . So we find the true source.

I love how much effort is put into citing sources in these vids

"Nothing has ever been stolen again." *Press X to doubt*

theory, internet historian is actually james bond illegitimate child.

@bibblyboing

4 жыл бұрын

Separated from his father at birth, and was placed in new zealand

@sameggenton1077

4 жыл бұрын

Naw he legit af

@Zorro9129

4 жыл бұрын

What if we have a movie where Steven Seagal kills James Bond?

@andrewkvk1707

4 жыл бұрын

His mother was using nord VPN at birth so no one actually knows who his parents are

@itscrumbelivable

4 жыл бұрын

Which one

I love all your videos from both channels. I like your humor and the way you weave the stories. Thanks for the hard work. And also, I liked the way you portray the ads. Genius!!

I feel like this could get into Sundance festival for how well-crafted it is

Sundance Rejects is why I can no longer tolerate real movies.

I like how quickly it went from "these are professionals" to "these are amateurs"

I’ve only ever heard TRO use his serious voice, so his cameo makes me fucking weep every time I rewatch this video.

Man your ads are the only ones on the planet that I genuinely enjoy watching!

Moral of the story: never use your real phone number

@RandomPerson-nd2ey

4 жыл бұрын

Burner phones are a thing. I mean, don't do crime but burner phones are a thing. Just saying.

@hipposupremacist3215

4 жыл бұрын

or steal the boat too

@Masked_SVincent

4 жыл бұрын

Cover. Your. Tracks. Common sense. Hell, they could've atleast repainted the boat or something

@gearloose703

4 жыл бұрын

Boats sink.

@physical_insanity

4 жыл бұрын

I only use the most disposable of email addresses when making porn site accounts.

I just love the idea that Cole Phelps goes to sleep in his suit alongside his wife, Cole Phelps.

@metalmugen

4 жыл бұрын

He definitely wears it when cheating on her too.

@tyrroo

4 жыл бұрын

Only the top half of his suit, he was in just his boxers on the bottom

@sirdiesalot2975

4 жыл бұрын

@@metalmugen Of course! A man has to have standards you know.

@Bob-bs9ok

4 жыл бұрын

@@metalmugen with Cole Phillips?

I like how all of the "actors" are just extremely distinct KZreadrs. Made it very easy for me to follow who's who despite me being useless with remembering names

Great channel 😁. I think that I could also just as easily watch an entire hour back-to-back of your homemade Nord VPN commercials... absolutely hilarious... fantastic!

This is the best straight-to-DVD action flick I've ever seen.

I love the idea that every single person in law enforcement throughout the entirety of Sweden is just Cole Phelps.

@alyshay82597

4 жыл бұрын

Are you suggesting he isn't the entire Swedish law enforcement?

@vanargrand3199

4 жыл бұрын

Also moonlights as most of the FBI

20:24 "I GASPED" *Inception Fog Horn Sound Effect*

I love that it was an almost airtight crime due to pure luck, considering how many goofs they made after they found they found their phone number.

Me: "why's he got a #1 dad beanie?" 20 minutes later "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh best foreshadowing I've ever seen"

@Hydra2k12

4 жыл бұрын

Haijime Isayama type beat

@witheburning8756

4 жыл бұрын

@@Hydra2k12 Eiichiro Oda type beat

@JRaymisfitartisticmystic

4 жыл бұрын

Wang is the man!!

@CaptainMonotone448

4 жыл бұрын

Because he got his kids Nord VPN for Christmas!

@danbobby9393

3 жыл бұрын

J Ray whang ^*

Sweden: 8 year sentence for 30 million dollar art heist US: 30 year sentence for routine drug bust

@matthewbruns8613

3 жыл бұрын

Difference being you can actually use the drugs

@eugkra33

3 жыл бұрын

Saudis: Get out of jail free twice!

@Sm0khey

3 жыл бұрын

"Victimless" crime - no killings. No need to ruin someones life (even if they are a thief) for stealing a painting :)

@alanritchie7850

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sm0khey plus 8 years is a long time.

@qenten05

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta enforce rules with heavy consequences so they won’t try it again.

The "#1 Dad" hat would have been a dead giveaway. Only if the cops had paid attention to their outfits.

God, this was fantastic. A collection of my favorite "explaining crazy shit on the internet" people doing a heist movie. Perfect.

0:20 “never talk to me or my son ever again” -Justin Whang, 2020

@404_coffee9

4 жыл бұрын

Yeh

i swear, internet historian is the only channel that actually makes me want to get the products that they advertise

@RohannvanRensburg

4 жыл бұрын

I think it's because it doesn't feel like an actual advertisement. I don't know how he gets away with it, but now I want Nord VPN to prevent car accidents.

@FreeButtSex

4 жыл бұрын

I agree. Except for raid: shadow legends. Fuck that game.

@Valarius_J

4 жыл бұрын

@@RohannvanRensburg Something something "Use Nord VPN and the feds can't hack your smart car to make you crash at 90 miles per hour while you try to escape with stolen art." How's that?

@botbadger

2 жыл бұрын

The paintings?

1:37 "Wire cutters are all we need." _Proceeds to use a drill._

Third time watching this and i just realized the whole police department is the same dude

"Can I get the weekends off jail time?" "To behave responsibly?" "Yessssss" Actually steals paintings LIKE A BOSS

@private151

4 жыл бұрын

Crime Time

@Dgero

4 жыл бұрын

Crime Time TV

@firstnamelastname7524

4 жыл бұрын

Chryme thyme

@rudolfskrasovskis6790

4 жыл бұрын

that wasn’t very cash money of you

@followthegrow108

4 жыл бұрын

Level 20 boss

One of the cars that were used to distract the police were stolen from my step-father, whom I finally got to show this video for as he's been locked in Portugal due to Corona. He claimed they only set it on fire, but he loved the presentation and has become a fan on the channel! Due to how long it took to solve the case proper, he forgot all about it until I brought it up to him now... so it took almost 20 years but now he's laughing over the idiocy of the guys that stole his car

@SadisticAngel

3 жыл бұрын

Fucking wild man.

@analleakage8050

3 жыл бұрын

wouldn’t have happened if he had nord vpn

@pandamonium8182

3 жыл бұрын

@@analleakage8050 unless...?

@SumeaBizarro

3 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: Your father was such a good man that all the rest was karma blessing the robbers for the theft. Of the car, not the paintings.

@Arcademan09

3 жыл бұрын

Does he have any pics of when it happened?

3 years and my favorite video of all time from you

Liked and subbed for your ads omfg your are the G.O.A.T

Internet Historian, you are a national treasure, never change.

@abominablesnowflake5878

4 жыл бұрын

*international

@cjckdbdhx

4 жыл бұрын

*intergalactic

@legendarymarston9174

4 жыл бұрын

@@cjckdbdhx Aliens need to see these videos, they will understand us immediately!

@tinkan6338

4 жыл бұрын

*interdimensional

@aa11ct9

4 жыл бұрын

Intersexual

TRO's voice sent shivers down my spine, he sounds like a true criminal monster.

@araceliamaya5596

4 жыл бұрын

Siegfried Meyke ikr 😂

@TheGoldenFluzzleBuff

4 жыл бұрын

Who is TRO?

@Venrik55

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheGoldenFluzzleBuff The Right Opinion

@antonionova6022

4 жыл бұрын

Nah just a regular ol cockney tea leaf innit guv

@danielcorich7942

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheGoldenFluzzleBuff his channel is in the description under "The Right Opinion" m8 I wondered the same thing

This is one of the best videos this man has produced. Change my mind

This is my favorite series on any of your channels