Sonic.

@Diagonalstuff

4 жыл бұрын

EmpLemon *It is time to go to class*

@poopsock9889

4 жыл бұрын

HE'S THE FASTEST THING ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ne0space

4 жыл бұрын

Sonic

@RexySexy42

4 жыл бұрын

I agree.

@rickjohnson1719

4 жыл бұрын

Poetry

"Looked like a person but darker" This kid is inventing racism

@Baltimore_Hood_Vines_2014

4 жыл бұрын

That was some of the most based shit I have seen.

@GigaChadh976

4 жыл бұрын

Sonic is a gamer

@mutantfreak48

4 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure that was IH's edit there.

@Baltimore_Hood_Vines_2014

4 жыл бұрын

@darklordster twitter would dox the fucking kid.

@CARisBRR

4 жыл бұрын

he is actually the CEO of racism

Have you guys heard about *Sonic’s gay ball problem*

@cyberooski

4 жыл бұрын

Yes I have. He must do it with Charmy.

@cfdeers

4 жыл бұрын

"And it was sexy to everyone"

@omnipresentsnowflake4698

4 жыл бұрын

Oh no!

@mm-ns1wb

4 жыл бұрын

STOP LAUGHING

@anto-bd6oj

4 жыл бұрын

sonics w h a t

"welcome to the graveyard of you" is my favorite line from any work of fiction

@n1trovert

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like a My Chemical Romance song

@EnlighthenedOne123

Жыл бұрын

I swear to god, Sseth is a gift from God.

@Sonichero151

Жыл бұрын

Hey hey people, Eggman here

@aquakun3869

Жыл бұрын

Some fans of this fanfic have created a supposed sonic highschool uniform, i got mine and its really nice

“Tails smiled wider than a crocodile having a silly dream.” Ngl kinda love that sentence.

@birdy6049

2 жыл бұрын

The way he read it was kinda cute ngl 🥺

@manwhatdoiputhere

2 жыл бұрын

@@birdy6049 the sentence itself is cute

@DoctorCyan

Жыл бұрын

Makes up for the part where he's a little racist

@geldundkokaine2569

Жыл бұрын

@@DoctorCyan "despite making up only 13% of the population echidnas-"

@ab-gail

Жыл бұрын

@@geldundkokaine2569 6:38

"We're at school now" said tails. "it is time to go to class" sonic was also at school, so he went to the class Holy shit, that's some shakespeare right there

@JimmehRulez

3 жыл бұрын

Yep.

@therabbit555

3 жыл бұрын

I almost cried

@gyozanomics

3 жыл бұрын

its helpful because i keep forgetting where they are

@_Schoko

3 жыл бұрын

Rupty, du auch hier :D

@jackgebhardt2932

3 жыл бұрын

@@FAMILYGC69 I fuckin' love this guy!

“We’re at school now” said tails. “It is time to go to class” sonic was also at school. Riveting.

@highjumpstudios2384

4 жыл бұрын

Truly

@FuriousGorge

4 жыл бұрын

Hm, quite.

@FumblsTheSniper

4 жыл бұрын

A joy to read. Engaging from start to finish.

@justordinary82

4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes the tales of Kithunkeant and king plantukatho. It has been BDG

@GigaChadh976

4 жыл бұрын

Thank god they told us. If they didn’t tell me they were at school I don’t know that I would have ever figured out they were at school. God, this fanfics plot races along without any regard to human life.

“Nothing said Sonic”, said Sonic. This is a masterpiece of literature

How the author breaks down the idiocity of school relationships is highly accurate. "Hey look at my dance. Impressed?" "Sure lets make out." and "Sonic hoped she would kiss him because it would make him look cooler."

WHY DID YOU CUT OUT "The man looked like a fat immature gay" THATS MY FAVORITE PART

@IHincognitoMode

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry, I didn't notice it got cut until I started reading the comments! I remember recording and laughing at that line. Damn.

@sibire8284

4 жыл бұрын

I for one appreciate that I'm not in this trainwreck.

@matsudamatsumoto7742

4 жыл бұрын

I'm worried about that. The story gets way more funny later on with the disturbing content, I'm afraid it will get censored...

I can't belive Hollywood whitewashed the Sonic High School limo driver.

@Robin-jk6wz

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@gelraldoldo5152

3 жыл бұрын

No it’s limo

@Frikiman_H

3 жыл бұрын

Limão.

I love how the story about Sonics balls gets different any time someone mentions it

@MHScald

2 жыл бұрын

It perfectly shows how rumors are spread, great writing right there.

@KOT_AMV

2 жыл бұрын

The testicular equivalent of jugemu

@geldundkokaine2569

Жыл бұрын

@@MHScald such a dynamic approach to storytelling where the finer subtleties are left up to the reader to determine instead of beating them over the head with it. Just like Edgar Allen Poe

@blackhand441

Жыл бұрын

Peak fiction

@messiha666

Жыл бұрын

It just kept getting worse. First it was just his balls, the it was the whole tackle and shaft and by the end it managed to creep its way up the crack, too.

This story was published between may and august of 2012. In one of the authors notes, DarkDoomFireMaster (our scholar and hero) mentions that it’s summer and he’s ready for 8th grade. That would make him either 13 or 14 then. That means he’s 23-24 now. I wonder where he is, and how he’s doing. I wonder if he’s still proud of his magnum opus.

@NyesoEX

2 жыл бұрын

damn, he's abbout my age, and that reminds me of my Spyro fanfiction... Jesus, 13yo on the internet are full of cringe

@STLCODPS3123

2 жыл бұрын

@@NyesoEX I myself wrote a GTA IV fanfic (more of a shitpost really) when I was 15. I recently read it again for the first time in like 7 years and nearly died from the cringe

@NyesoEX

2 жыл бұрын

@@STLCODPS3123 yeah, i know what you, i won't even dare to look for my fanfic i wrote, i know it would be painful to read it of the ammount if cringe it exist there XD

@ajestoncommand1122

Жыл бұрын

The guy wrote another sonic story in 2019, he is still alive.

@paxluporum4447

Жыл бұрын

He who has not cringed, cast the first stone.

*"You will regret this."* - Sonic's Mom

@khatharrmalkavian3306

4 жыл бұрын

She wasn't lying.

@paolo2763

4 жыл бұрын

NOTHING BUT REGRET FROM EVERYONE INVOLVED

@chabilihicham7136

4 жыл бұрын

I'm starting to think she's secretely Eggman

@realhumanbean7915

4 жыл бұрын

Torin *foreshadowing*

@DraxonTehWarrior

4 жыл бұрын

We should’ve listened.. WHY DIDNT WE LISTEN?!

“Said the limo driver who looked like a real person but darker.” Goddamn

@chrisbj5251

4 жыл бұрын

H E W A S B L A C C

@mrglibb

4 жыл бұрын

The limo was broken eternally

@spethmanjones2997

4 жыл бұрын

Limo pool’s closed

@RedTailedSmeargle

4 жыл бұрын

It just says 'a person but darker', not a real person. But that doesn't mean the kek is toppable. 'cause I can tell you right the hell now friend it sure ain't.

@gulmaraz5931

4 жыл бұрын

Sup my Tigga

Coming to this from My Immortal, you really have to appreciate the duality of girls and boys fan-fiction. While one delves into make-up, clothes, relationships and bands...the other really tackles serious issues like gay(?) itchy balls and hot anger shits that smell so bad the entire neighborhood comes together to set up fans to divert the scent.

@mikeyjamieson4715

Жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the two genders: gratuitous outfit descriptions, and hot angry shits.

@bvsement1217

9 ай бұрын

Plot twist: the person who wrote My Immortal is male, and Sonic High was written by a high school girl.

@-bubby9633

8 ай бұрын

This is why that whole theory a feminist came up with of "why do girls in media always talk about men" is bullshit lmao. That's literally just real life. Women arent deep or meaningful creatures. Their entire purpose is to pleasure men

I adore the fact that Sonic can run faster than the speed of sound, but still needs to catch the bus to school for some reason

@MrRaymangouw

Жыл бұрын

I mean, even I like to sit instead of walk now and then.

@half-trackproductions

Жыл бұрын

True, but if you can get to school in three seconds by running, would you really want to stand around waiting for the bus? Plus, he’d be sitting most of the day anyway since he was going to school.

@MrRaymangouw

Жыл бұрын

@@half-trackproductions Fair point.

@Sonichero151

Жыл бұрын

@@half-trackproductions but like most kids, the longer you can avoid being on school grounds, the better things are.

@ModeratelyCool

Жыл бұрын

He wants to talk to his friends

*G A Y B A L L P R O B L E M S*

@bottomfeeder7924

4 жыл бұрын

No!! Not the gay ball problems!!!

@louise-ts1mb

4 жыл бұрын

Anything but the gay ball problems...

@fasted8468

4 жыл бұрын

Wow I read this 666 likes right when the election crackhead thing

@Aganoo

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for your input,​@I gRape Babies​!

@somelass133

4 жыл бұрын

Ever since I first watched this about once a week I suddenly think “gay ball problem” and can’t stop laughing

> "You will regret this," said Sonic's mom. Not wrong.

@perrypougins379

4 жыл бұрын

"You will regret this" said the mother of the kid who wrote this fanfic

@JarJarBinks4ever

4 жыл бұрын

nothing personnel kid

@JustAskMeTV101

4 жыл бұрын

Thats foreshadowing if I ever heard it

@zacharyjohnson9562

4 жыл бұрын

sonic regrets everything.

@Sonichero151

4 жыл бұрын

There is no lie..... we will all regret this....

I love how the writer added the subtlety of making Sonic a person who goes for looks and not what is inside a person for a love interest. It is typical for a high school aged kid to only go for looks and not care for what is inside. Adding a layer of immaturity to Sonic giving opportunity's to develop his character further in later stories.

@Potato-pq5ez

2 жыл бұрын

or the author is just projecting

@mohamedbelkacem9889

Жыл бұрын

The line is basically "I don't keep her around for her brains", which is still a douchebag thing to say

@oren1305

Жыл бұрын

Don't know who you hung out with in high school, I guess my friends weren't all douchebags who dated for sex appeal.

So its canon that Jeff the killer went to the same High School as Sonic? Deepest lore.

@zeche8477

4 жыл бұрын

Enoby was there too *L O R E O F T H E G R E A T E S T D E P T H*

@assaultspoon4925

4 жыл бұрын

@@zeche8477 Sonic was created by Enoby's abra katabra. Mrs Lesson hired the bullys that made jeff a killer. Jeff became voldemort.

@Waddels

4 жыл бұрын

fan fiction cinematic universe

@nika_akina3152

4 жыл бұрын

Now we just have to relate this to my immortal more

I would say that I pressed the like button faster than anyone, but that's a lie. Sonic did it first because he was fast (and everyone else was slow).

@zacharyjohnson9562

4 жыл бұрын

Did you write this?

@peterkropotkin4129

4 жыл бұрын

69 likes

@zacharyjohnson9562

4 жыл бұрын

not

@doncj1997

4 жыл бұрын

@@peterkropotkin4129 569*

@knightofthenorth926

4 жыл бұрын

I was the 1000th like! First time ever

Using taxidermy fox fail for Tails was an inspired choice.

RIP to the extremely talented musician.

If only sonic secured his diary using nordvpn

@13Characters_

4 жыл бұрын

This should've been said in the video.

@justinvaughn2277

4 жыл бұрын

If only Mrs. Lesson wasn’t inspired by 1984

@borgwardd24

4 жыл бұрын

Dashlane you mean

@Spartan73799

4 жыл бұрын

I read that as "Dairy" and was confused as fuck at first.

@jozinek876

4 жыл бұрын

"Woah!!!"

"Said the limo driver, who looked like a person but darker colored"

@c4shguy224

4 жыл бұрын

-•- -- ••--•- -

@Pigninjius

4 жыл бұрын

Scp 106

@doomguy19931

4 жыл бұрын

hol up

@oaktree2406

4 жыл бұрын

Dats rite

Love the fact that calm, collected Fredrik Knudsen is going full OTT with Sonic, while the master of OTT, EmpLemon, is using a calm, almost monotone voice lol

“Creams only made his ball sweat smell like the breath of a thoroughbred” really broke me for some reason

The pinnacle of film, the medium is dead now. Nothing can ever top this

@cfdeers

4 жыл бұрын

Creams only make my balls sweat like a thoroughbred

@AbdAbdAbdAbd

4 жыл бұрын

@@cfdeers O O F

@cedthebear3664

4 жыл бұрын

True since "My Immortal" ^^

@TheSamuel12777

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh moment

@srjskam

4 жыл бұрын

When Tails ascended from the heavens in his perfect form and uttered the words "Please be happy", I knew we had reached the pinnacle of _all_ art and philosophy. This is it. We are in Elysium.

"nothing said Sonic" said Sonic Fuck this is peak literature, I dont know what wall the writer broke there but it's definitely broken.

@timkenda8203

3 жыл бұрын

The stucco surface wall

@chacharealsmooth9215

3 жыл бұрын

timestamp?

@ehm182_9

3 жыл бұрын

@@chacharealsmooth9215 8:22

@omarpikm2101

3 жыл бұрын

the stucco surface wall

@yyny0

3 жыл бұрын

"What is wrong, Sonic, everything is right now," said Sonic. "No it isn't," said Sonic.

“I love her for her body” -sonic 2019

"And sonic was just so embarrassed, and mad, and sad, but more embarrassed" God Tier Writing

"The man looked like a fat immature gay. It was Eggman." That's quite a unique way to describe somebody.

@Marssnowable

4 жыл бұрын

Lol, I love how Internet Historian didn't say that part too.

@JimmehRulez

4 жыл бұрын

Okay

@JimmehRulez

4 жыл бұрын

@Xyre154 ok

@pandapotato1617

4 жыл бұрын

Jimmeh Rulez okay

@kreatona4219

4 жыл бұрын

@@JimmehRulez are ya gonna add anything to the conversation? You're now going to say "o k"

"Nothing, said Sonic" *_Said Sonic._* Truly a marvel of literature of the 21st Century.

@salmonmankingoftheocean7624

4 жыл бұрын

Sonic: Nothing, said Sonic English Teachers: This is deep

@apeiron1700

4 жыл бұрын

@@salmonmankingoftheocean7624 no one: SalmonMan King of the Ocean: this is deep

@JimmehRulez

4 жыл бұрын

OK

@greyscale8137

4 жыл бұрын

Apeiron1 No one: Apeiron1: SalmonMan King of the Ocean no one: SalmonMan King of the Ocean: This is deep

@Mikeological

4 жыл бұрын

anarchyゥなビ No one: anarchyゥなビ : Apeiron1 No one: Apeiron1: SalmonMan King Of The Ocean no one: SalmonMan King Of The Ocean: This is deep

I completely lost it when the teacher started reading his journal entry. This is a gem.

"Hey Amy, why did you go tell rouge about how hard we kissed? *Colon, Closed parenthesis* " *Stephen Spielberg Sheds a tear*

The homoerotic tension between tails and sonic in this is too much for me

@tylerwaynes2107

4 жыл бұрын

You noticed as well I see

@madmanvarietyshow9605

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@JimmehRulez

4 жыл бұрын

Gay.

@nicolasnunez8388

4 жыл бұрын

I legitimately cannot watch because of how disgusting tails looks

@JimmehRulez

4 жыл бұрын

@@nicolasnunez8388 lol

"Looked like a person, but darker colored." Eh, I've been called worse.

@herrikudo

4 жыл бұрын

OOOHHHHFFFFFFFFF........... right in the real....

@Anon_Spartan

4 жыл бұрын

H.P. Lovecraft-style writing.

@ShadowZeroFlame

4 жыл бұрын

@@satriaputrapratama4703 oh those damn scientists calling poor people of color negros and other bad words! BE DAMNED SCIENCE YOU RACISTS SHITE!

@gamerito100

4 жыл бұрын

ShadowZeroFlame Those evil spanish speaking people, saying that black is "negro"... xD

@John_1-1_in_Japanese

4 жыл бұрын

@@ShadowZeroFlame It's illegal to have anime pfp and use 'racist,' I hereby revoke your anime pfp privelages

I love it when the authors just get bored with one prompt so they just ignore it and start another

0:37 the fact there's just fat fetish art of amy framed and hung on sonic's bedroom wall is so funny for whatever reason

Whoever wrote this took more care into Sonic's poop than the rest of the fanfiction

@Garangus

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@SproutFarms

4 жыл бұрын

You are not wrong

@jacobsmith4428

4 жыл бұрын

No, they took more care into Sonic's neighbors dealing with the poop than the rest of the fanfiction.

“I love her for her body” *Sonic why would u say this.*

@angrykirby961

4 жыл бұрын

I can't believe sonuc sees women as an object im literally fucking shaking and crying he would never do this

@420steve.

4 жыл бұрын

Angry Kirby 😭😭

@cinnamonstick5276

4 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: Amy is canonically 12 years old.

@ethan520427

4 жыл бұрын

COZ ME BOI IS A SAVAGE

@GigaChadh976

4 жыл бұрын

More like Bore Ragnarok And sonic is 16

"Nothing said Sonic", said Sonic.

"because Tails still needed help" >cuts to the most miserable fox that exists Damn bro, I think he needs more help than you can give him, Sonic

Fredrik's reading of the line at 17:08 is one of the big reasons why I always come back to this video. It cracks me up every time.

@thatDAAARNcat

9 ай бұрын

HE CAN'T GET OUT THE CAGE

“I kissed Amy and now you can never date her again.” - Dio- I mean Egg Man, 2019.

@Valkyries733

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@comradecommissar1945

4 жыл бұрын

"You thought your first kiss would be with sonic but it was me, EGGMAN"

@theawkwardskeleton6608

4 жыл бұрын

Box Man KONO DIO DA

@leethenpc7683

4 жыл бұрын

Is Sonic a JoJo reference??? :O

@statue3673

4 жыл бұрын

Actuall jojo reference

"Sonics gay ball problem" We have peaked

@Sidecutt3

3 жыл бұрын

only gay people have balls i guess

@Sidecutt3

3 жыл бұрын

@Flint_cock Wood_from-PS3 are you ok?

@Sidecutt3

3 жыл бұрын

@Flint_cock Wood_from-PS3 sometimes it's really hard to tell in youtube comments lol

@jackgebhardt2932

3 жыл бұрын

@yo what’s good my homie Kinda lame joke tbh.

@jackgebhardt2932

3 жыл бұрын

@yo what’s good my homie And this video was over a year ago.

4:10 The kid who wrote this fanfic after he finds this video:

“Huffing and puffing like he just did the Cupid shuffle for the first time” I lost it lol

I love that the teacher doesn’t stop reading the journal after it talks about his ball problems, she just keeps going. What a legend

@owne6609

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe she just hates him

@blvalverde

4 жыл бұрын

I like how she reads about his balls, then everybody thinks his dick also has a problem.

@aaamarco3

4 жыл бұрын

RAID: Shadow Legends

@croissantsforthought8502

4 жыл бұрын

I love how the teacher is called "Ms. *LESSON* ".

@datboi4212

4 жыл бұрын

It turns out that his ball problem is a disease that only occurs over 1 million years. It kills whoever comes in contact with it. I’m not even joking.

“The man looked like a fat, immature gay. It was Eggman” I so wish that part was read out loud

@12q8

4 жыл бұрын

Can't say that in KZread anymore.

@vallisdaemonumofficial

4 жыл бұрын

@@12q8 I mean, you can, but there will be consequences

@breewaldenwomanizerforlife9341

4 жыл бұрын

@@vallisdaemonumofficial gay consequences

@maxofthetitans

4 жыл бұрын

Vallis Daemonum “you will regret this” - Susan Wojcicki

@renno2679

4 жыл бұрын

I read Eggman as Egyptian for some reason.

For anyone who’s gone down the rabbit hole of badfic, I think you can appreciate how inept and childish this writing is compared to the sadistic/soul draining stuff that makes you genuinely concerned or just worried about the MH of the author, like that one Redwall series…

@golden-not

Жыл бұрын

you wouldnt think that if you read the rest of it

@perk_a_licious6506

10 ай бұрын

​@@golden-notWhat is he even talking about?

This has the same energies when the South Park boys made a story that was simultaneously a masterpiece and disgusting beyond belief

The ironic part was that Sonic was too slow to stop the teacher from reading it

@gigithegob9332

3 жыл бұрын

Here’s a theory... he wanted her to read it... he’s got a humiliation kink.

@pegasus_2137

3 жыл бұрын

@@gigithegob9332 Oh yeah, call me balls itchy.

@anotherwea6692

3 жыл бұрын

Guess he wasn't that fast after all

i feel like the person who wrote this just needed a way to cope with their itchy ball problem

@llumas975

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, itchy balls was the least of the author’s problems

@Flycanjack

3 жыл бұрын

@@llumas975 i think it's the smooth brain.

@jacobrzeszewski6527

3 жыл бұрын

They had more than just itchy balls.

@baguldus1885

3 жыл бұрын

Gay ball problems*

@stankobarabata2406

3 жыл бұрын

@@Flycanjack To call them stupid is... not encompassing enough, somehow. Maddened? Driven to lunacy? Absolutely bonkers? Those sound more like it tbh.

"Get out of here." yelled eggman calmly Damnit JK Rowling

sonic contemplates about doing sex with Amy or saving his best friend who is trapped in a cage screaming for help 17:00

The gay subtext between Sonic and Tails is so strong I'm surprised Sonic is still with Amy.

@lisahelson4280

4 жыл бұрын

I thought the fanfic would be a sonic x tails fan fiction

4 жыл бұрын

I didnt notice anything gay. Just two friends with one caring for the other like any true friend should do.

“Welcome to the graveyard of you” is a genuinely incredible line. It’s like a lyric straight from a mid-2000s emo album.

@aidanlindell2260

4 жыл бұрын

Cale not entirely convinced it's not a bonus track on an MCR album

@apassionatenerd.3564

4 жыл бұрын

@@aidanlindell2260 this comment wins

@NecroFelix247

4 жыл бұрын

I love that Ssethtzeentach is eggman

@EricToTheScionti

3 жыл бұрын

hahaha i can hear it.

@spykey1289

3 жыл бұрын

it's 100% a band name.

I love how you can create a psychological character profile of the writer just by reading this. His fears, his hopes, his clear yet kind of weirdly phrased homophobia. Truly a master piece of character writing.

@ajaxmaxbitch

9 ай бұрын

I think the homophobic parts are because he was a dumb kid when he wrote this

Why did Fredrik go so hard man, this is an Oscar-worthy performance holy shit

*Sonic was so upset he went to his locker* Uh oh

@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley

4 жыл бұрын

I should NOT be laughing! 🤣😂

@lycantreyski

4 жыл бұрын

"that's no good"

@Rheycore

4 жыл бұрын

taking notes from shadow I see

@VenomApollyon

4 жыл бұрын

"I don't like where this is going"

@Glaucoma762

4 жыл бұрын

Look, you dont know what you're doing here

Man am I glad to not have internet access for most of my childhood.

@sadrabbit53

4 жыл бұрын

Haha same

@JimmehRulez

4 жыл бұрын

OK Lincoln.

@stefan6347

4 жыл бұрын

@@JimmehRulez I changed my profile picture so this reply won't make any sense now...

@Pirate23772

4 жыл бұрын

Eh, I've been on the internet since I was 11 and I turned out fine. I actually learned a lot from the mistakes I have made on here that I'm glad I never made in real life.

@glumbortango7182

4 жыл бұрын

What makes you so sure you'd inevitably let anything like this see the light of day?

Sseth is the perfect eggman, but he probably would've been perfect in any other role too.

'"Nothing said Sonic" said Sonic' might be the hardest I've laughed at anything in a good long time.

"Welcome to the graveyard of you." is my favourite line from anything ever.

@wpeniche

4 жыл бұрын

Benersan the Bread right up there with “welcome to die”

@Greggery

4 жыл бұрын

Most metal thing I've heard since the emo era

“We’re at school now” said Tails. “It’s time to go to class”. Sonic was also at school. English Teachers: *holy shit that’s deep*

@hypedmaniac8444

4 жыл бұрын

You see, through the use of ‘now’, the author indisputably intended to outline how students are destined to enter school premises, sacrificing their freedom to the ‘class’. Furthermore, ‘class’ denies the students and teachers alike a name; could this mean that all involved are deprived of freedom? Perhaps the author’s message was that we should not spite our teachers, nay, for they are victims of the same system that we must endure ourselves. In addition, the repeated use of dull vocabulary, such as ‘said’ and the abbreviations ‘we’re’ and ‘it’s’ serve to highlight the monotony of school and the lifelessness that students undoubtedly will one day succumb to. On top of this, the tedious, unnecessary descriptor ‘Sonic was also at school’ could reflect how utterly pointless school must feel to these poor individuals. The writer’s craft is no doubt genius, and one that acts as a cautionary tale regarding the institutions of education that have become so commonplace and mandatory in the modern world.

@emblemblade9245

4 жыл бұрын

Ben Hughes You are scaring me

@Grumplebumple

4 жыл бұрын

@@emblemblade9245 he's simply displaying the fine craft of bullshitting and overanalyzing to make something seem deep

@danielscott2292

4 жыл бұрын

Lin C. is it possible to learn this power?

@Grumplebumple

4 жыл бұрын

@@danielscott2292 study literature?

Even though his story is lame, this guy still has more motivation than I do.

"welcome to the graveyard of you" adding that to my personal lexicon

So not only did Eggman not get defeated, or do anything, but Sonic also probably has a fungal infection in his crotch. Masterpiece.

@theblackbaron4119

4 жыл бұрын

Spoilers D:

@Muubody

4 жыл бұрын

The Black Baron I disagree, I haven’t seen this video yet but I am now interested even more. Spoilers :D

“You should tell everyone that it is okay to have problems with your balls” that is the best thing I’ve ever heard emplemon say

Internet Historian leaving out certain bits to try not to get canceled is one of the best parts about this video Overall 11/10, 20 minutes well spent

Sonic’s mom probably called Mrs Lesson and told her to read Sonic’s journal since he didn’t eat breakfast

@golden-not

Жыл бұрын

plot twist

This is not a very well written story, but the author did actually finish it, which is more than I can say for any of my creative endeavors.

@JasonDoe1000

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah he finished it After 22 additional chapters These were just the first 3 chapters out of 25

@ivanquiles4903

3 жыл бұрын

And G.R.R. Martin

@Flycanjack

3 жыл бұрын

Heck, even Sonic Team didn't finish the story with Forces

@ParasiteHater

3 жыл бұрын

pretty sure it was intentionally bad. if that's the case then this guy is a genius

@guinevereemilysummers9945

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure it's satire.

Let's just appreciate that the limo driver "looked like a person, but darker."

@aj7789

4 жыл бұрын

'THE LIMO IS BROKEN..........ETERNALLY!!!!'

@JimmehRulez

4 жыл бұрын

OK.

@JimmehRulez

4 жыл бұрын

C o l o u r e d

@somedude1068

4 жыл бұрын

yeah they look similar to us..

@KerWallis

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like me.

It's unbelievable how entertaining this video is. Please adapt the rest of the fanfic

@cafecomracumin717

Жыл бұрын

This fic is actually big 25k word I think. I will adapt thia fic in a similar style ,all chapters eventually,for now I only did chapter 1 and am currently finishing 2 but well,it's in portuguese though,I think it's time someone bring this fic to non english reqders too,a masterpiece like this can't be forgotten.

You know as bad as this is, at least he follows the “he said, she said” rules of dialogue. He doesn’t use any shitty adverbs either.

“I kissed Amy and now you cannot date her” Ok Dio

@novacommander4297

4 жыл бұрын

You were expecting some form of overused JoJo reference... TOO BAD, WALUIGI TIME!

@erenyeagar2928

4 жыл бұрын

Where did his tshirt go?? After he ran to the bus

@excal22

4 жыл бұрын

you were expecting another jojo reference but nobody expects the Spanish insquition

@chariot5660

4 жыл бұрын

@@erenyeagar2928 he ran so fast it fell off

@CrissKarma23

4 жыл бұрын

I legit thought the same thing!

"Looked like a person but darker colored" has to be the best description when you're really trying to not be racist but fail miserably.

@jaycoops6886

3 жыл бұрын

the kind of statement i wouldnt be able to distinguish from a biden comment XD

@tubasil8786

3 жыл бұрын

@@jaycoops6886 I’m pretty sure internet historian changed it from something actually racist

@mando9364

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like something Michael Scott would say. @Jay Coops no it actually says that on the fanfic

@Sierooworks

3 жыл бұрын

@@tubasil8786 why the fuck would he even?

@Logan-zp8bi

3 жыл бұрын

Its also a great example of "chekhov's gun" why do we need to know what the limo driver looks like he isn't apart of the story in a significant way?

10:48 Looks like sonic brought tails out to kill him

I like how every time the writer mentions a character he has to talk about them like he's introducing them for the first time

I wonder if the kid who wrote this is okay

@Venislovas

4 жыл бұрын

Now or when he wrote this?

@DFE-wu9lq

4 жыл бұрын

@@Venislovas when he wrote this he was 7 yrs old and his friends did tell hom some weird shit.

@Tronny77535

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder if hes gonna die of cringe when he sees this in 10 years.. :D

@rngclips8267

4 жыл бұрын

or maybe he got lice in his balls who knows

@proto3011

4 жыл бұрын

Shit's sad

The balls thing just seems a little too specific to not be somewhat based on a true event.

This...this makes me think I have what it takes to finally write that novel I've been putting off.

RIP my nigga 2mad

Please do "Sonic and the Great War." A masterpiece, involving Skrillex, Mario, Naruto, and gender-swapped Sonic hooking up with the fanfic's author. Truly exemplifies the sheer horror of war.

@generalrubbish9513

3 жыл бұрын

I'm afraid to look that up. I managed to read all of Sonic Highschool, which I consider a personal achievement,but I don't think I have a high enough cognitohazard resistance score for whatever the fuck you just described

@theluiginoidperson1097

3 жыл бұрын

Does it involve Sega, Anime, and Skrillex as the Triple Entente, and Nintendo as the Central Powers?

@huntclanhunt9697

3 жыл бұрын

This sounds amazing.

@pikminologueraisin2139

3 жыл бұрын

Skrillex is an ok guy but geeze his fans are something else

@doctadevito791

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds like hell

“Welcome to the graveyard of you” is my new favorite villain line

@Squeeble00

3 жыл бұрын

Especially when it's being delivered by rabbi sseth

@minty_the_sweet_alicorn7133

3 жыл бұрын

It could be an actually threatening line in a different context

@vodago

2 жыл бұрын

@Potato King it do

@Bready_Player_Bun

2 жыл бұрын

X-Men! Welcome... TO DIE!

4:51 100% though he was about to pull out a gun

Whenever I'm writing and I feel that it sucks, I remember this and suddenly it's not so bad

Sonics poop smelled so bad that his neighbors had to form a committee and have a meeting about what they should do about the smell. They decided to set up a bunch of fans.

@higgsbonbon

4 жыл бұрын

OnlyFans?

@JimmehRulez

4 жыл бұрын

@@higgsbonbon no

@MrBcardinal35

4 жыл бұрын

It was a mad poop!

@cyntdestroyer69xd

4 жыл бұрын

I just love that Internet's Historian's awkward pauses in that moment

@buttpiratesbuttpirate5913

4 жыл бұрын

It was a mad... p o o p

Don’t worry guys, the poop part is very important. It’s a highly complicated character development arc.

@degeneratemale5386

4 жыл бұрын

It also comes up as a plot point on how bad his poop smells

@GigaChadh976

4 жыл бұрын

In fact it’s one of the best anime character arcs ever. Zuko’s redemption? Old hat. Obito’s corruption? Literally who? Sonic taking a fat shit is the real thing

@melitajay

4 жыл бұрын

I was bloody dying at that part

@ruyfire6913

2 жыл бұрын

Oh you go to the bathroom and cry in a corner? Nah man I just shit aggressively like I just ate Chipotle

@spiwolf6998

2 жыл бұрын

I'm not even there yet.

It's amazing how anyone can be a writer

18:59 ... OR YOU CAN JUST TIP THE FUCKING CAGE OVER. IT DOESN'T HAVE A BOTTOM!!!

"Nothing said Sonic," SAID SONIC.

@obviouslykaleb7998

4 жыл бұрын

“”Nothing said Sonic,” said Sonic” said sonic

I can’t be the only one who thought this was gonna end with Sonic shooting up his school.

@thatbuckmulligan

4 жыл бұрын

Spoilers!

@lizzardsjizzards5337

4 жыл бұрын

Better that than it becoming erotic fanfiction

@sergentharker7182

4 жыл бұрын

[Pumped up kicks plays in the distance]

@SupraSwag10

4 жыл бұрын

There's actually 25 chapters of this fanfic and in chapter 4 Shadow says he's going to kill his parents lmao

@warlordofbritannia

4 жыл бұрын

“You’re too slow!” Said Sonic. Sonic was covered in blood (not his) and semen (his).

"Nothing said Sonic" Said Sonic.

"Broken eternally" is quite the pessimistic outlook

This feels like an AI was trained on every fanfiction on the internet and then generated a story from that.

@davizitopa7252

4 жыл бұрын

Which justifies the limo driver being "almost a person". As you know, AI's trained by the internet tend to get a little _hittlery._

@sam-psonsmith9951

4 жыл бұрын

To me it sounds like a "romantic" fan fiction written by a 9 year old which is way too much into sonic the hedgehog.

@emrekaraman6877

3 жыл бұрын

@@sam-psonsmith9951 and then sonic did hot secks with amy

@BumAssNigga408

3 жыл бұрын

Haydut Eğeme understandable

@theonefreeman5284

3 жыл бұрын

@@emrekaraman6877 no, he *do* hot secks

Love the amount of little details in this, like the Shrek themed safe sex poster at 6:52

the whole "written by a child" thing was convincing up until "They smelled like the breath of a thoroughbred"

@randomlife768

4 жыл бұрын

farm boi?

@nerkdurgen5574

4 жыл бұрын

Might have been written by a horse girl

@dirrdevil

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that whole part with the stucco and the rest gave it away.

@JackedThor-so

4 жыл бұрын

Either an older sibling was asked to write that section or it was copy pasted from somewhere else

@tiedyedowl8367

4 жыл бұрын

My guess is they heard it in a movie or have a family member who says that phrase a lot.