"World's Most Advanced Pizza Cutter"

@bruh-a-nator7845

4 жыл бұрын

@Dandyboi but wait there's more you can get 2 advance pizza cutters if you call now just pay extra shipping and handling

@owenplays4435

4 жыл бұрын

And plays music!

@danilojelovacsrb-rstv3376

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@mahrifufox6723

4 жыл бұрын

ElectricKoatHanger lol

@purq5513

4 жыл бұрын

People cutter if you attach razor blades

“480 revolutions per minute” France: finally! A worthy opponent

@gcnelite5983

4 жыл бұрын

Bro they'd surrender after the first revolution

@AhDollar

3 жыл бұрын

@@gcnelite5983 *during

@InservioLetum

Жыл бұрын

* wurzee

Everybody gangsta till you sharpen the disc

@baranxlr

4 жыл бұрын

Ninja stars, now 100% more actual-star-shaped

I really hope they also made a sawblade accessory for it to turn it into a saw

@aaronjazz2010

3 жыл бұрын

😆😂😂😂😂😂😂

@joshm264

3 жыл бұрын

Cut some teeth into a CD and there you go

@l3p3

3 жыл бұрын

If I were to publish an album I would give it a sawblade edge just for this very reason.

@garrusstuff

3 жыл бұрын

Просто страшно за будущее поколение. Одна пошлятина, одни маты, никакого образования у людей нет. Вы просто убиваете такими ужасными фотографиями и комментариями. Пожалуйста, удалите группу или я пишу в милицию.

@draliththeartist2084

3 жыл бұрын

Donky kong country soundtrack or whatever the dk soundtrack was that was DK's headshape.

You could use that thing as an angle grinder ! Do they do diamond tipped CDs ?

@AMTK90200

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@InservioLetum

Жыл бұрын

Diamonds won't do much if you're only holding them in polycarbonate. The things you use diamond to cut, would go through polycarbonate like a smoothie.

I miss the time when tech companies were more experimental

@davidcazares7441

3 жыл бұрын

How could you miss something that never left? I think companies experiment with things a lot. They just aren't "quirky" as they used to be.

@tezcanaslan2877

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidcazares7441 Because now limits are understood better

@cfs4609

3 жыл бұрын

Yes me too

@InservioLetum

Жыл бұрын

I miss beige pc's.

@TheVideoMaker1999

6 ай бұрын

​@@InservioLetum try making one your own then

I saw this footage used on a Japanese TV Show and they credited you. It was The Ninchido Show on Asahi TV.

Plot twist: They miscalculated the dimensions and just went with it

me: Dad, i want an electric saw my Dad: we have an electric saw in house the saw:

I just realized this was uploaded in 2015, the comments are 1 day old.

@JakeLikesTech

4 жыл бұрын

Sort by top comments not new, for some reason it's by newest on this video

@andrewstones2921

4 жыл бұрын

That’s the power of suggestion..... in this case KZread suggested videos

Alternatively, you can put a gamecube disc in and wonder why you tried

@Tony-112

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

Surprisingly dope choice of CDs.

Now change out the motor for a 54x CDR drive and see how fast this thing turns into a weapon.

Another reason that they stopped making the smaller CDs was that a lot of CD players (including ones in the iMac and laptop computers) started using slot loading for the CDs and these usually wouldn't take the small CDs. I have a limited edition small square CD (Doctor Who - Variations on a Theme). That would look cool spinning around in that player.

I love how the jack is placed dangerously underneath a spinning disc.

I finally saw it are you happy now KZread?!

@qwertykeyboard5901

4 жыл бұрын

No

@AmalDevYT

3 жыл бұрын

Same

Does Sony have a MP3 player that has half of the MP3 hanging out?

@alastairward2774

8 жыл бұрын

I suppose any device that streams media counts, how many hard drives and discs would it take to replace a Netflix/iPlayer and iTunes/Rdio account?

@unternichtuber4310

8 жыл бұрын

yes its called the mp1.5

@freeNode5

8 жыл бұрын

+Movie Games well, my samsung does. Its storage has no statable size capacity. When I paste too many songs into it, they get overwritten and chopped off.

@SummonerArthur

8 жыл бұрын

lol

@aintgotnobody5518

8 жыл бұрын

+freeNode5 you have been ripped off with your phone or your sd card

I remember seeing a custom playstation 1 with the disc hanging out in space like this

imagine doing this with last gen 48x speed CD-ROM drives where the discs spin up to 15,000 rpm .... it'd double as table saw

@KanawhaCountyWX

2 жыл бұрын

Or those 56x Max drives from the 90s that could shatter discs

@joshuacooks

2 жыл бұрын

@@KanawhaCountyWX i think 72x was the fastest they made

@KanawhaCountyWX

2 жыл бұрын

@@joshuacooks the 72x drives spun slower, yet used a beam splitting method to read 7 tracks concurrently.

@mistersunny3636

2 жыл бұрын

@@KanawhaCountyWX Encountered those "self destroying discs" quite a few times, it was funny as hell - the first time. ;-)

@functhefucc5798

2 жыл бұрын

I want to take my High-Vision Laserdisc movies with me.

Came back to this just now (12/2022). Looked it up on ebay and working versions are now over $1k and broken ones over $300. I have no doubt this is all a result of this video.

This is a great torture device. Not actually cutting someone with the disc edge, but playing that exact CD and flicking it repeatedly. Nobody can resist this torture.

@synthoelectro

4 жыл бұрын

haha

my brother got one of these and he sharpened the edge of a throwaway cd to see it of it can cut through skin and got 12 stitches. best christmas ever he said

@kenamoka

3 жыл бұрын

tf haha

@bradleypearl2986

3 жыл бұрын

Haha, nice.

@slimjoel14

3 жыл бұрын

That happend

@aiodensghost8645

3 жыл бұрын

Bahahahahahahahaaaaa excellent weapon

3:15 Congratulations, now you've tranformed your Discman into a Bosch angle grinder

Sometimes I forget this gentle Englishman really loves gangsta' rap...

I have an interview CD and the disc has been cut in the shape of the artists HEAD. I'm pretty sure with this discman and that disc you could actually KILL A MAN.

@user-pc5sc7zi9j

6 жыл бұрын

The thing you have is called a shape-CD. Here is a picture of a german 90s shape-CD in the shape of a mother****ing circular sawblade. upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/de/7/7e/S%C3%A4gezahn-CD.jpg

@planetX15

6 жыл бұрын

+a I have one in the shape of an F1 car.

@trinithrasher

5 жыл бұрын

@@user-pc5sc7zi9j Combine that with the D-88, and you have a portable weapon.

i liked the mental breakdown at the end

Wow, a quick search turned up a working one for almost a thousand dollars and many listings for replacement gears and cogs. Also a couple of listings for branded cases costing around $140.00. Even a handmade control unit.

I saw this video in 2017, and now youtube is recommending it to me again saying I didnt watch it! Im not complaining tho

i could use this to cut pizza

Put a gamecube game in it

Sharpen the edges of the CD and you've got a nice weapon

@fabriciofranco16

4 жыл бұрын

No gira tan fuerte incluso con tu dedo podrías detener un CD seguramente cuando roce tu piel se detiene tenía un sistema que detectaba cuerpos y se detenia

@lightdialga9110

4 жыл бұрын

@@fabriciofranco16 ok boomer

3:04 The way you held that disc triggered me.

@MikehMike01

3 жыл бұрын

they’re not that fragile

that ending was marvelous

Not sure why YT suddenly recommended a 4 year old video to everyone but it earned you at least one sub

@Rokabur

4 жыл бұрын

I have 12 YEAR old videos show in my recommended.

I can just see tech moan rolling around England blasting Dr Dre and D12 lol

@abelq8008

2 жыл бұрын

God I'd love to see that.

"That repeat-button no one ever uses" Do you even remember Outcast releasing "Hey Ya" Techmoan?

everybody gangsta till the CD player turned into pizza cutter

dat ending. (7:39) BRAVO!

@Teen-Conor

8 жыл бұрын

I don't get it. What are you talking about?

@bjorndethij

8 жыл бұрын

+inYourFace just watch the whole video hahaha dont press it away before you watched it all

@jugglerjim01

8 жыл бұрын

It's getting to be like a Marvel movie here - got to watch the end credit scenes ;)

@subzeroarctics1299

8 жыл бұрын

+Andrew Mackoul I would've stopped watching because I thought the video was over!! THANK YOU for the comment!

@busog97641

8 жыл бұрын

+jugglerjim01 Even with me enjoying the main subject of the video, the very best bit was at the end! :')

Everybody else: oh cool! A tiny CD player! Me: *s a w*

@LightsJusticeZ

4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking pizza cutter lol

The bonus material at the end was fabulous. LOL

This has to be the most unsafe design for playing CDs

@Kudos1799

4 жыл бұрын

I have a small upright player from the Science Museum which plays partially exposed CDs

@virtualtools_3021

3 жыл бұрын

no, that would be 56x cd-rom drives. They can make cds spin so fast they detonate and send sharapnel flying at over 162 miles per hour

@meetoo594

3 жыл бұрын

@@virtualtools_3021 I used to have a 72 speed cd drive, the noise it made at full pelt was terrifying. It died when a label got detached from a cd and the cd shattered inside the drive wrecking the lens. No shrapnel got out though, so theres that.....

Never expected this kind of music from him

why the hell is the comment section on this video defaulting to newest first

@tizutitandula5638

4 жыл бұрын

As a KZreadr you can set the default option

@couldntmixapotnoodle

4 жыл бұрын

Panik?

@tizutitandula5638

4 жыл бұрын

@@couldntmixapotnoodle nope

This man coulda picked any genre of music.. any artist... any era... and he picks the chronic.. lmao I'm subscribing just cause of that!! Keep up the good work man!!!

@cheebagardens1759

4 жыл бұрын

And some Sugar Hill Gang

I have an old trick that might help with the "sensitivity to bumps" problem. When you turn it off and store it, place it face down. I used to repair CD players and noticed the flexible white carriage that held the lens would sometimes start to sag under the effect of gravity. Storing it upside down when not in use would sometimes use gravity to pull the carriage back and relieve some of the sagging. The sagging would cause the focusing coils to work harder.

@Crazyreviewer123

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for the tip I'm going to try that on my portable CD player

They were SO CLOSE to a great idea with this thing. If only memory buffers for skip protection could've been put into them, this might have worked out as a fun purchase to have as a conversation piece.

Sharpen the edge of the CD!

0:31 This hurts...

*how to use your cd player as an angle grinder*

@YourChannel-76

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@missingno2401

4 жыл бұрын

@@FeuerfesteUnterhose sorry if i dont scroll through the comments taking notes on what to put as a comment

I absolutely love your collection of old school hip hop cds

The engineering of this machine is amazing.

The puppet outro is my favourite part, and I like these videos quite a lot

video: 2015 comments: 29 mins ago

@GreenZapperZ

4 жыл бұрын

That's because the comments are sorted by newest. If you change to most popular you'll find older comments

@-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-k

4 жыл бұрын

@@GreenZapperZ just saying

I just noticed, the Single CDs are the same size as a Gamecube disc.

The puppets were the best part. They should be featured in all your videos! Side Thought: This video is from 2015!?! Why does it seem like it's only been popping up in people's recommendations in the past few weeks? Wth KZread?!

I love the puppet sketch at the end. So true to life!

Attach 2 discmen to your shoes and play a album You made roller skates

Wait, it skips? *Damn it!* So you're telling me I *can't* listen to my beats while chopping people up with a spinning disc? ... I made the comment before getting to the 6:58 mark and OwO.

@notanetcher

Күн бұрын

furry

@Definitely_a_Fox

Күн бұрын

And?

This Discman was the coolest Weapon on the schoolyard

Wow everyone's passing thru some weird times,comenting on this 2015 video on january 21st 2020 at 4:23 am, you are not alone my friends

@Tawhiri

4 жыл бұрын

2020

@Leo-ei8zq

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha right

Is it weird to get this 4 yr old vid recommendation when bored out of your mind at home

I like your taste in music, mate.

The D-88: Functions as both a CD player and a small circular saw! Imagine trying to get this through airport security nowadays...

@Crazyreviewer123

Жыл бұрын

That be a fun conversation starter though people will be pretty curious for sure

The compact Sony angle grinder.

It looks cool, but half the benefit of portable cd players like that was walking around with it in your hand, or in your pocket, so couldn't really do that with this design.

So a portable player which cant be used on the go. What a brilliant idea.

Puppets at the end have me in stitches.

*uses disc man as a weapon*

now make a laserdisc with that design

@rs9553

5 жыл бұрын

Then slice some ham

Sony Automated Pizza Cutter

Discman taught me how to move like a silent ninja assassin in my chilhood

Finally I can listen to my favourite tunes and cut things in the same product

knew it was the chronic 2001 album as soon as I saw that shade of green.

@CsykKrit

4 жыл бұрын

🤯 omg

You could use this cd player as a weapon.

@goldenduck3452

4 жыл бұрын

Put the money in the bag

@uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh0

4 жыл бұрын

Use it as a saw and cut paper

@satan3950

3 жыл бұрын

@@uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh0 yeah, true.

To me, this just looks like a great way to scratch or snap your CDs. I guess it could’ve been kinda stylish as a home CD player if you couldn’t afford a full-blown stereo...

it's looks like a portable chainsaw

So gangsta with that cd collection.

@BillAnt

6 жыл бұрын

Just put on your Kangol Hats, Adidases and you're good to go back to the 80s. ;)

The sony minidisc players were way ahead of its time and it was awesome

can't help but notice your classic hiphop CD collection there.. nice assortment! Great music.

thank god! i really needed a new pizza cutter

@aldo-tn

4 жыл бұрын

It plays music too

@NuloSoisDaviSantus

4 жыл бұрын

@@aldo-tn mp3 pizza cutter

I remember when it came out .. everyone at school called it “the saw man”

Now I can enjoying music while cutting my pizza at the same time

@joethechevyman1699

3 жыл бұрын

Genius

I wonder how the hell I ended up watching this video

@Starkl3t

4 жыл бұрын

you clicked on it

You totally could use that discman as a portable weapon.

@GamerLappen

7 жыл бұрын

In case of Zombie Apocalypse

@cenapbaba

7 жыл бұрын

yeah as a circular saw.

@jakereason8095

7 жыл бұрын

you could also use a sharp pencil. Much more practical.

When your discman can play GameCube games.

@jakehildebrand1824

4 жыл бұрын

Gamecube is still the best console .

@henatio2466

4 жыл бұрын

@@jakehildebrand1824 oh yeah 100%

@wesleyesq7306

4 жыл бұрын

Agree, it offers great games like melee, Mario sunshine and Animal Crossing

@jakehildebrand1824

4 жыл бұрын

@@wesleyesq7306 don't forget the prime trilogy. (The majority of it anyways)

This is what I love about old tech. The creative ways they found to solve problems. Instead of stopping at the idea of a device the size of a CD, they went further and made it smaller for small CD's. but instead of stopping there thought "what if we make it compatible to normals CD's" and found THIS solution. Its fucking genius. Generally, with almost all old tech, I love finding out the creative ways of making things work, by simply thinking outside a box no one knew existed.

Several examples of Sony literally “Thinking Outside of the Box” 😉

@ndxdirectorscut

3 жыл бұрын

inside the box*

This video is 5 years old but the comments are from few days ago

@EmirFaruk

3 жыл бұрын

Oh. Hi mark

@erenaydilekci2334

3 жыл бұрын

@@EmirFaruk Who is mark

Portable electric saw

big respect for playing 2001 🔥

I got the album correct without hearing it, the green and black CD Just gave it away

@matthewsteinert1002

4 жыл бұрын

Right. The 2001 album is one someone cant mistake

The design is interesting, we could make a portable Gamecube with it.

@dylbowaggins4160

4 жыл бұрын

But game cube disks are already small

@geometrikselfelsefesi

4 жыл бұрын

But game cube is 8 inch disk support

Haha i love the end of the video :))

I salute your love of old school rap.

I remember these (never owned one though). They had lots of issues, simply due to the fact that dust, sand, dog/cat hair, ... being pulled into the device when playing. It looked cool, but that was about it. Great informative video as always. Love the little "note" at the end. LOL Cheers!

Sliding the battery pack on reminds me of the joycons and the switch

its not just a discman, its also a self defense weapon

@kjyes8045

7 жыл бұрын

Firewolf Yes

@MichaelSouhoka

7 жыл бұрын

Firewolf Like a saw blade cutter.

The ending is fantastic. Spot on.

Back sometime in the 1980s, Sony came out with a Walkman cassette player that was smaller than the cassette (it was after the WM-10). A two-page magazine ad showed a photo of the cassette case for Simon & Garfunkel's Greatest Hits on the left page with the headline, "Sony invent the world's smallest personal hi-fi." On the right page was a photo of a hand taking the case away to reveal the Walkman, with the headline, "Sorry, the cassette was in the way." I wonder which one it was? 🙂

@alexandertijerina1658

2 жыл бұрын

Possibly the WM-F10 or WM-20? There were quite a few of the folding ones like the WM-10

"They would have to be twice as big just to fit on all the warning stickers about not slicing your own face off with it". I fully agree!