The Sequel Episode - Revenge of the Combat Patrols
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On this week’s episode, Brad and Eric do a Live Episode with the Patrons, revisiting many episodes from this year, addressing comments and giving their updates on the topics. Legends say this was a seamless recording without any distractions or off-topics. No harm was made to any editors during the recordings.
00:00 - Intro
01:03 - Merch is on sale!
02:10 - Must Have Paints II: Electric Boogaloo
04:48 - 2 Factions 2 Future
06:49 - Each Faction’s All I Want for Christmas
10:18 - Each Faction’s Knight Rises
12:12 - 40K Apps II
15:24 - Episode III: Revenge of the Combat Patrols
22:15 - Fabius Bile In the Multiverse of Madness
35:40 - Don’t miss out on Bonus Episodes!
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The admech combat patrol feels like it should have been a boarding patrol counterpart.
@MrNuclearturtle
7 ай бұрын
Exactly, it fills in a side of ad mech, more like an overpriced booster pack, but adds greater diversity along side a combat patrol as a compliment, and in an ideal world, priced at £60(even that is pricey for the strenght of the units) . Nothing in that new combat patrol could stand on its own against other existing ones, it would get wiped out by the dark angels CP box alone, so is it going to even face Drukhari, aeldari ect in a CP match up?
@falsehero2001
7 ай бұрын
Except it has “jump packs” and “cavalry” units that weren’t allowed in boarding patrol at the time.
@dorferino
7 ай бұрын
@@falsehero2001 Fair enough, could always hope for electro-priests, but otherwise I think their last boarding patrol had all their infantry besides characters and servitors.
34:35 Eric’s perfect pronounciation of the name Tchaikovsky makes me he might be more into classical ballet than the average 40k nerd…
@tomekk.1889
Ай бұрын
Nah it's one of the easier slavic names to pronounce
The way they price their stuff is just nuts. It's expensive to begin with, it's not based on the amount of plastic in the box, it's not based on the amount of points in the box, it's all the same across the board regardless of how different the products are... it's so insane. A box of 3 Eliminators costs the same as a box of 10 Intercessors. 5 Flayed Ones are 60 dollars for something like 50 points in models. The Admech CP costs the same as the Custodes and are so different it's laughable. Nothing makes sense beyond "this is what we think we can get away with."
@Sneaker3719
7 ай бұрын
It really is nothing short of despicable. I'm new to the hobby, but I'm genuinely scared that 5-man boxes are going to be the norm in the near future.
@Sadistichippo
7 ай бұрын
“This is what we think we can get away with” is capitalism at work… and I hate it
@teejay1646
7 ай бұрын
Smart of them to base prices around a more or less arbitrary point system they have 100% control over, rather than anything that could be measured objectively like the availability and manufacture cost of the plastic
@Faeron1984
7 ай бұрын
@@SadistichippoNobody asked
@burnbobquist8999
7 ай бұрын
Indeed, i have not played a single game of 10th only for the sole reason, that my army points have been so harshly butcherd that i don't want to spend a tone of money to get back to the level of points i was or i aimed for. My Sisters are only 800 points right now and i wanted to add 1 or 2 characters to boost the SoBs... but 32,50€ for a Dialogus which is worth 30 points? Hell no. After the most expensive podcast episode i have even less desire to play 10th, since 3 of my 4 armies are in the top 5 most expensive ones... the only one thats not is my mish mash of Raven Guard containing of some cool models and a whole bunch of "mini of the month" minis and they are right now worth more points then my Soros.... ffs.
Eric just effing nailed Tchaikovsky's name, dead on the head. Like, it's not even close enough, this is exactly how it's pronounced.
Brief note: my Tyranid Wishlist item is Gaunt squads that either have Torrent weapons or just are meant to kamikazi and explode
@jusquanorthwind1016
7 ай бұрын
That would actually be great for horde mode enemies too!
@Calvin_Coolage
7 ай бұрын
Something like that would probably help the Crusher Stampede detachment a bit honestly.
@jared6013
7 ай бұрын
Tyranid banelings would be awesome!
@Karnackadrakka
7 ай бұрын
So kinda like a gaunt varient of spore mines, as a tyranid player I like this idea
This love letter for the skavens was really emotional for me, ngl.
@maiapetersen9092
7 ай бұрын
Your silly rats are valid and so are your feelings about them. This is a cheese safe space.
@andreaven2287
7 ай бұрын
@@maiapetersen9092 Thanks thanks
@dfwdweghom8902
7 ай бұрын
What I got out of it was that AdMech are the real 40K Skaven. Literal tons of them around and have high tech of dubious capability that neither can explain coherently to another sapient being.
@ToolboxMclovin
7 ай бұрын
imagine if Skaven joined 40k as a part of tau.
@redspyke8227
13 күн бұрын
Pancreas No Work made a good argument for the Imperium being Space Skaven
You thought it was a sequel to the combat patrol episode, but actually it was a sequel to the shrinkflation episode.
Imagine doing a combat patrol game as admech against your custodes friend
@olafwilsing5166
7 ай бұрын
funny enough, ad-mech might win. custodes fields only part of the box, 2 5girl squads, one with bolters and one with swords, a captain (with sword), and either bikes or guradians (with a very weirde weapon combo).
I'm honestly impressed by GW's ability to make the Admech patrol even worse. I didn't expect that if I'm honest seeing as it was already one of the worst (both for regular 40k value and for Combat Patrol gameplay wise).
@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle
7 ай бұрын
The 12th edition admech combat patrol will just be a single squad of skitarii, mark my words
@skillfulwave6592
7 ай бұрын
No that’s too much plastic, they need to save money in order to “keep the company running” and make it a single character
@theStamax
7 ай бұрын
@@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle lol imagine. And regular skitarri are sold in pairs of 2 for 30 bucks (i hear gw execs moaning thinking of this)
@cadettrev762
6 ай бұрын
@@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle”We’ve heard your issues with Skitarii, and we have fixed them! They’re now worth more points and are more viable! Unfortunately, the stat changes have affect the plastics and now we have to increase the prices of the entire Ad Mech range to compensate”
I appreciate the irony of a guy with a Thousand Sons avatar saying "reading books is for nerds."
Thank you for a value packed episode, unlike that Ad-mech box. Cannot wait for next week, thank you to all involved.
New dark angels and ork combat patrols coming spring 2024 🎉
@keyanklupacs6333
7 ай бұрын
Oh my god I pray the ork box is better than the current one.
@CatCraine
7 ай бұрын
I should probably grab that DA box before it disappears then 🤔
@Sgt.Dornan
7 ай бұрын
@@CatCraineI got one for deathwatch since it ends up working for making kill teams while giving you some good basics.
@chaosclg
7 ай бұрын
Chaos tooo
@tdnavy1066
7 ай бұрын
Where was this announced I haven't heard anything on new CP but it makes sense though.
I'm biased because I have about 6k points of Night Lords, but I can'r recommend the Night Lords omnibus enough. There's a hint of bolter porn, but it's hands down the best example of humanizing the Traitor Legions.
@daddyyu-gi-oh4330
7 ай бұрын
BROTHERS! EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM IS GOING TO DIE
@jared6013
7 ай бұрын
I heard bolter fire!
@hazloner117
7 ай бұрын
Alpha legion are pretty humanized. It's only the one human, but still.
Eric just being so quiet in the beginning after Brad's comment on his birthday suit 😂
Can’t wait for the sequel to this episode. Sequelception.
Already getting my GSC combat patrol come Christmas Praise the 4 armed omnisiah
I have to say, if you are looking for a book for book club I cannot recommend reading (listening) Assassinorum: Kingmaker. Its got a multitude of assassins. knights, chaos stuff, politics and drama, and is just super well written. 10/10 I liked it almost as much as the Infinite and the Divine.
@thepoorhammerpodcast
7 ай бұрын
We've both read it! It was part of the initial vote for the first book club, but I&D soundly defeated all other options in the polls.
now, the question is, Would Skaven explaining their tech make more or less sense than ork mekboy explaining their tech?
You truly are a Thousand Sons Exalted Sorcerer Brad. Because you delt me Psychic damage at 8:24.
I actually super recommend the space wolf books. At least the first one. Its pretty interesting because the majority of the book is written from the perspective of Rangar blackmane before he becomes a marine and Fenris is a like backwater viking planet where warring tribes fight over what small strips of land are there. You get interesting snipets of Ragnar not understanding what a gun is and describing the weapon of a marine they're taking across the sea as strange talisman just before a deafening boom and blinding flash it plups the brain of a sea dragon which of course must make the marine a great sorceror 😂.
Hey could y’all do a “fixing admech” episode where you analyze the problems to them and how gw could fix them. Their tied for my favorite imperium faction
Holy shit, the editing around the nude joke slayed me. So good.
Admech might be setting the new record for most amount of Ls in a single edition. Sucks, I love the way they look but I can't buy them because they're both prohibitively expensive, and hilariously bad.
@smalwex
7 ай бұрын
Its not even like you can make do, the entire army rule just doesn't translate well to how they should work and I do not understand why they were written that way
@return4887
7 ай бұрын
the new detachments are also awful @@smalwex
So something I realised the Ad Mech box is that to play Combat Patrol you have to build the units as they are on the box. Which means, with exception of the Arc Rifle and Plasma Caliver two of the Vanguard have, the entire box hasn't got a ranged weapon that shoots further than 18 inches. A Shooting army btw.
Tchaikovsky was pronounced correctly....can confirm.
"Rhinos are free, but this hat is not!"
Feel like the issue with skaven in 40K is that the factions key points are kind of being taken up by other factions. Crazy inventors with ludicrous weapons and machines: orks Massive empire just bellow everyone’s feet waiting for it’s time: necrons Impossibly large horde: nids The slinking threat just beyond the shadows: GSC Impossibly bad conditions and unimaginable suffering as a part of daily life: most factions 99% of the time The only things that would be uniquely theirs if ported to 40K are having their own god, being drug addicts, and being rat men. Almost everything else would fall into “oh like faction X?”
the thumbnail did not have to be THAT INTENSE for this
@SWProductions100
7 ай бұрын
My guess is that it's a reference to The Matrix Reloaded film, which has that scene where Neo stops a ton of bullets.
I started using new recruit after your episode. And so glad you suggested it, i love using it
Maybe a swarm unit that blows up on contact with an enemy?
@thepoorhammerpodcast
7 ай бұрын
BANELINGS!
@Ben-fk9ey
7 ай бұрын
@@thepoorhammerpodcast Exactly ! My thoughts were what haven't they imported from the Zerg?
@boutinpowered8373
7 ай бұрын
Or even just some bugs that curle and roll across the battlefield. Maybe a centipede style bug that rapidly closes in as an armoured wheel then uncurles to bite ya or spit fire or drop a grenade it was curled around.
Ninjon is amazing
Fabius bile and night lords is the 2 best chaos trilogies in my opinion.
A book recommendation from me is another book by Mike Brooks, Huron Blackheart: Master of the Maelstrom. A shorter novel on one of the more underutilized character in 40k imo. Pretty good, gives a different view of what being the head of a group of CSM is like, with all of the internal politics and logistical challenges you would expect from basically being pirates in space. It's like a 6 hour listen, so if you have a particularly long trip for this upcoming holiday season you may be able to knock it out by the time you get back home.
@StarkMaximum
7 ай бұрын
Oh I was absolutely going to the previous episode to see if they already did that one, so I'll co-sign that suggestion. My absolute favorite part of that book is how it expertly shows how effortlessly tempting the Chaos gods are in ways that are surprisingly subtle and yet it still shows what an absolutely TERRIBLE idea it is to fall for them.
I'd love to see a episode going over the combat patrol format and the CP boxes in regards to the format and just your general views on it.
Glad to see you liked AK paints. If there's something we spaniards do right is hobby stuff.
Yes the best day of my week! The a day poorhammer episode comes out!
Genefather is Bile meets Cawl and great
Kronan the Kunnin by @Baldermort of Baldermort's Guide to Warhammer 40k is also a lot of fun. It's not a novel, but a collection of stories written and narrated by Baldermort, who has an incredible voice and pen.
That pilot seems solid. I'm looking forward to the official launch of the Poorhammer spin-off One Piece podcast. Do you have a name for it? Romance Pawn, maybe?
@thepoorhammerpodcast
7 ай бұрын
Solely Singleton.
The more you kept talking about why Imperium wasn't Scaven, the more I was convinced in the opposite 🤣
@Bluecho4
7 ай бұрын
^This. Trying to say I'm stupid for thinking the Imperium are like the Skaven only makes me conflate the two more. Enjoy your engagement, Brad.
Fall of Cadia was the old The Gathering Storm campaign. I just listened to a fan reading of all the lore into basically an audio book. on youtube there are a couple good ones.
As far as numerous expendable bodies and sneaky tactics, skaven do exist in 40k. they're called genestealers. Now I need big electric genestealer doom-wheels.
Yay! More bookclub! Can't wait for Brad to start Nighlords
For books i can absolutely recommend dead men walking. It's an awesome death korps of krieg novel that just got an audio book.
You guys have very quickly become one of my main 'two guys with a youtube podcast' I listen to every weel
I love where that skaven bit went
Tanks for the follow up.
I absolutely love you guys for your general humor that you bring to warhammer, making me aware of the awesome new recruit app and inventing the balls to the wall fun of swarm mode. Cheers!
Imagine: you're just posting your innocent opinion and the podcast host takes like 2 minutes to tear your opinion apart
Listening to your podcast while building my first army is just the only way I ever want to build armies. Love your banter and blunt yet playful "this is what is wrong or right".
"The skaven celebrate different parts, like the religious part, the tech part, and the warmongering part" So the Sisters of Battle, the Ademch, and the entire imperium?
I've played AdMech since they released and, man, GW has made it very hard to keep loving my faction.
Have you two considered a way to make stuff for your European fans? The shipping just kills it for most of us
@DINOROAR2912
7 ай бұрын
Big agree
Another great episode, can't wait to watch the sequel episode sequel next year :)
They could of added the ElectroPriest in the Admech combat patrol, it would have been at least a new to box unit, and one that hasnt been seen in a bit.
Remembering that Brad listens to audiobooks and says he's going to listen to Fall of Cadia: I'm so sorry. The book is probably fine, but I tried listening to it and the voice they chose to use for Trazyn and Cawl might be a dealbreaker for you. (The Fabius trilogy's Trazyn wasn't my favorite but it worked well enough. This one turned him into a Dalek and it hurts)
Where can you find bonus episodes on patreon? Or do you already need to be a patron to see them?
@thepoorhammerpodcast
7 ай бұрын
if you're a $3 or up patron you have access to a master patron rss feed that should include every single audio episode we've ever produced starting at the end of Season... 3? of Solely Singleton. This feed is where all the bonus content is posted between recording seasons (sometimes mid season too.) It should be completely backward unlocked when you sign up, giving you dozens of hours of stupid bonus footage (some is extremely low quality by our modern standards, but it's there if you want to listen to it all.)
Absolutely read the night lords trilogy! It's incredible
I've been using New Recruit since you reviewed it first time. Very happy with it, and seeing the constant updates making it better is really encouraging. Enough to make me go paid sub on it.
The fall of cadia was kinda covered in battlefield gothic armada.
Pleasantly surprised to see Dresden Files in my 40k stuff!
Tbh, I feel like GSC could very easily be the skaven-like faction if given a bit more attention and love I feel like if you wanted to include the skaven, they’d have to be some kind of Web-way entity, just so they can keep their far reach and hidden nature- but that would require GW to care about the Web-way beyond just being a plot device
I just finished the Bile's trilogy last week, and it was simply amazing, never felt lost or bored, story point was clear and great by far my fav 40k book for now
I do have to say, as someone who never intends to play ad-mech, that box is perfect for me. It has every model ive ever wanted for D&D, and im here for it.
HECK YEAH, glad to see this sequel today
After getting used to it I really like new recruit. It is very practical if you build a lot of lists.
for the tyranids ive always liked the idea of a giant bug, based off an actual insect like a tyranid giant centipede or something, would be a nightmare to paint but would look pretty cool.
@Arturius_Rex_8
7 ай бұрын
So, a Tyranid version of the Necron Canoptek Tomb Sentinel/Stalker?
@vast9467
7 ай бұрын
One of the giant tank bugs from starship troopers lol
@Arturius_Rex_8
7 ай бұрын
@@vast9467 mortar bug
If you haven't read the Night Lords books yet, then you don't need any other recommendation. The omnibus is extremely good.
New recruit just needs a phone app. I build my lists on phone almost exclusively.
I’m watching a channel named POORhammer, what makes you think I can afford a $60 pair of sweatpants 😂
Still gonna suggest Reaper paints as a solid option for really good quality paints, especially their metallic paints. They've got a rose gold that's just gorgeous and works great for painting up super special guys in your armies. gives just the right amount of "shoot me first" look to a model.
Y’all shoul read the watchers of the throne series, it’s really good.
This title is just great, thumbnail amazing. Honestly the right kind of clickbait lololol
You hurt me saying that harmony is Horus heresy. That’s when abby nuked the third legion and first formed the black legion by beating the cloned Horus
I've heard a few channels by or talking to folks who used to work for GW suggest that the company has a significant left-hand-not-talking-to-right-hand issue. The AdMech combat patrol feels like it fits into that, where you have things being locked in for production nine months ago based on a particular production and shipping cost target - and then the rules team making the models less valuable as they scramble to band-aid a balance problem. Also, I never listen to audiobooks because they put me in a position of either I miss important details and don't know what's going on, or I have to sit around doing nothing except listen to it. Also, they take *forever* - I can read much faster than audiobook narrators do, because reading aloud is *always* slower. The only real advantage I've ever come up with is I could listen to it whilst waiting for the bus in winter - assuming I could hear it over all the 18-wheelers roaring past. So I'd much rather just, y'know, read. Although I suppose if I ever run out of KZread documentaries/podcasts to listen to whilst I paint an audiobook might fill that niche. I know all y'all don't actually care about my entertainment choosing process, but this is how parasocial engagement works.
1:05 best timing joke yet! I call this the T2 of episodes:)
Just bought a t-shirt, cant wait to recive it!
Prophet was such an amazing book and I only found out about it because of you, thank you, you lil warhammer gremlins make good suggestions
For sequels... please do more like your Zero to Hero show. It just so happened that when I saw the episode about starting Tau, I had just recently bought the Tau boarding patrol w/ Farsight. It was great hearing some ideas to effectively buying for and building up a nice starter army to jumpstart my collection. Or the episode showing off Brad's Drukhari got me pumped to finish painting some Incubi. I would seriously be excited for every single faction to get it's own episode in time if you guys are ever out of ideas for content
"Reading books is for nerds." - Tzeentch Chaos Lord, 2023
gw: you guys thought the guard box was bad and not worth it? get a load of this
Shit am I going to half to pick up a sisters box before they make it worse.
been using new recruit exclusively since you guys pointed it out to me
Bets on the redacted codex? the rumours are emperors children or agents of the imperium, my bet is it's jut one of the normal codexes but they're building hype lol
"Before it gets worse" looks at my death guard combat patrol thinking, how much- then I realized its Gw don't tempt it
I highly recommend "Kingslayer" Loved reading a book focused on assasins and imperial knights.
If you read one 30k book read Know No Fear. Self contained and amazing. You go from 40k where Ultramar is 8 worlds and Calth is uninhabitable on the surface, to 30k where Calth is the shining paradise of the 500 worlds and just think... oh shit. And then the strike cruiser accelerates to lightspeed in atmosphere.. and it's like ohhhhh shiiiiiit
I personally use the 40k app because it helps my brain to have pictures of the units so I can better visualize the army, but I then immediately recreate it on new recruit so it is actually usable when playing
Babe wake up new poorhammer just dropped
I am building a list on New Recruit as I watch this. LOL
fun episode idea you two craft your own combat patrols for every faction.
The hopium for the admech box is that they boost points and datasheets to make admech feel like a proper army, but who knows really it's GW.
Chaos really rots your mind.
Strongly recommend Mark Of Faith if you're interested in a Sisters of Battle book.
33:55 for context the Champaign book was an interactive Champaign book. Where the player would decide the fate of caidan gate by play Warhammer and reporting it to a gw website. Ultimately it ended with a stalemate with cadia being the only planets being left loyal being cadia if remembered right, and not destroyed. Also eldrad was originally supposed to die in this event by being killed in a trap set up by slannesh themselves.
Finally, the Poorhammer FAQ dropped!
My personal missing / future faction is “” Chaos Cults””. In books like the Eisenhorn trilogy you have single human rogue psychers dealing massive blows to sectors, aristocratic families secretly owning a demon in the basement, and rogue inquisitors controlled by godlike demons. Meanwhile the bowels of chaos ships are filled with highly unique mutants and followers, there are even mutants that are practically beast men, hooves, goat heads and horns etc, with laz guns. Abbadon makes a habit of arming and recruiting the imperiums prison worlds as an opening gambit inside a sector to gain millions of fodder units. It seems to me in books regular humans going rogue is a massive problem, and it would add so many wrinkles to the imperium in contrast. You could actually see the power on offer within chaos, how it could be your liberation or your doom if you learn its secrets as just an average citizen. The imperium is trying to maintain control constantly on so many levels, it would make them much more interesting by contrast. So yeah have an anti imperial guard ! Chaos Cults! Horde army with witches and warlock psycher units, unique demons as elites, mutant hordes, corrupted guard, warped servators, as special troop units : D heck maybe they even have just a single souped up chaos marine lording over them, when you see a single CSM in the eisenhorn trilogy it’s an “ oh shit” moment. All in all as it stands we have about… 3 options for cultists if you’re being generous, and if you have a warlock it’s a warlock in power armor. Let me have a liberated astropathic choir bring down meteors from the sky dang it !
@declanreiser236
7 ай бұрын
Didn’t even mention dark mechanicum. Every dark mech priest has a robot skull for a head, a knife legged spider body, or way too many arms :p also also chaos navigators battle out with everyone else much more. Some of them are just melting people with their third eyes, some are gestalt consciousnesses plugged into every system of their ship
I recently found some omnibus from a thrift store. The blood angels, ultra marines and imperial guard. I decided to read the imperial guard one first and it is really fun and really the first warhammer book I've read. I've been a fan of warhammer for a while but this was the kick that got me to start reading the books instead of the wiki and youtube videos.
Get your genestealer cult combat patrol now before it gets changed out if you plan to cause that thing is worth it
In case you ever read comments on month old videos: the incomplete trilogies 'Bequin' and 'The End and The Death' are extremely good so far. If you like being teased by cliff-hangers, read them now. Otherwise look out for their endings to come out and read them. TEATD volume 3 is in a few weeks I think.