When Morty said no more history channel, I felt that so hard.

@felipeball7778

Жыл бұрын

same i hate it when people stop me from watching people try to dominate the world

@XX-qf5zj

5 ай бұрын

Remove “that” 😂

@TheAllcreatorLiveArchives

4 ай бұрын

You probably shouldn't watch the history channel. it's all bullshit anyway.

@MakeAmericaGLOHardAgain

4 ай бұрын

alright calm down u school threat

@mclovin1546

4 ай бұрын

It's been 10 months.... don't think he's coming back just because you got butthurt lmao 😂😂​@@MakeAmericaGLOHardAgain

How has this comment section not heard of cigarettes 💀

@NIGHEGNFERBBC3522

Жыл бұрын

Cuz they’re Zoomers

@olindetroit7636

Жыл бұрын

This is an American cartoon, and smoking weed is considered a bit cooler than cigarettes if you ask most young people in this country.

@KiraNikk0s

Жыл бұрын

@@olindetroit7636 as someone who does both, neither is cool

@thatonedude

Жыл бұрын

​@@olindetroit7636 who honest to god thinks that either is cool? Actually, better, who the living hell says anything is "cool" anymore? Yeah that's right, I'm aging you.

@charakiga

Жыл бұрын

They're American. I think that's the only answer you need lmao

"I would rather breath toxic air than be with you" that hit hard.

@CRAZY_Ape

Жыл бұрын

Also guys, he says that in the episode. Not this short. They cut it out

@victorhurwitz5559

Жыл бұрын

​@@CRAZY_Ape thank you for the context as well as the other people like you know what happens. I haven't watched rick and morty the show I mean I want to sound sincere but I fear this going thing to come across as fake frocking rocks into the Metallica rockesphere for us to explode and destroy everything around us.

@victorhurwitz5559

Жыл бұрын

In the comments giving context for this episode/short from the episode I mean. Mean mean mean it mean it sorry I'm just being a bit random at the moment but I'll be alright bye bye for now.

@CRAZY_Ape

Жыл бұрын

@@victorhurwitz5559 I... like Metallica?

@victorhurwitz5559

Жыл бұрын

@CRAZY_Ape my randomness sometimes kicks into overdrive, so yeah, if you like Metalica that's cool as well as batmetal animations or Metalocalypse but I do like nothing else matters by Metallica and the man who sold the world performed by nirvana on MTV live some of my favorite rock songs I will not lie about that at all.

I feel everything Morty Jr dealt with. My parents also actively kept me from conquering the planet.

@superrealistic

2 ай бұрын

Feel you, man. I remember when I was denied my first lover, a rifle. Mom said she was "too loud, too automatic, and destructive.." She ain't know a thing.

@Copter200

Ай бұрын

​@@superrealistic Yeah, my parents said the same thing about making kids 😁

It’s weird that canonically, Morty has two kids. Both are weird af though.

@noahmueller1468

Жыл бұрын

Who is the other kid?

@dragontear134

Жыл бұрын

@@noahmueller1468 he has an incest baby with summer

@meballsitch1107

Жыл бұрын

@@noahmueller1468 the giant space baby he had with Summer

@noahmueller1468

Жыл бұрын

@@meballsitch1107 you’re right I forgot about that one

@jessevancooney6963

Жыл бұрын

Which is the worse baby, the world dominating teenager or the incest baby

Love his pit hair sideburns

@bsvlali4729

Жыл бұрын

its armpit hair

@DanielSMV805

Жыл бұрын

@@bsvlali4729 that's why he said "pit hair sideburns"

@ilikef00m50

Жыл бұрын

Literally just noticed that

@oink988

Жыл бұрын

Hahahah

Considering, how his kid turned out, morty really did a good job, beating nature with nurture

@Wyrmver

Ай бұрын

morty told him the outside air was toxic

I love how they use the armpit hair as sideburns 😂

Y’all he probably saw people smoking cigs on the history channel, and rolled his own using normal paper, and filled it with more shredded paper or random herbs from the kitchen. Would explain why it’s deformed and how he got it, along with fitting in with him wanting to be like the people on TV who were undoubtedly smoking at one point or another during the show, yet having no way of knowing how to actually make them or what they actually were.

@Lazyvideos2.0

Жыл бұрын

Probably grabbed cigarettes off of Rick’s stuff or Beth’s stuff

Okey but how did he get cigarettes if he can’t go outside 😂

@doughboyjay4691

Ай бұрын

Rick😂

Bro was watching hitler and thought Hey… I wanna be him 💀💀

@strumps9549

Жыл бұрын

I do that too.

@stoneface-qq1ir

Жыл бұрын

@@strumps9549 Are you failing Art class?

@rabioliman2lol602

3 ай бұрын

I am german and i would love to!

@rabioliman2lol602

3 ай бұрын

I am 🇩🇪 and i would love to

@tommycarrizal1656

2 ай бұрын

"bro was watching Hitler" sounds funny 😂

Context: Rick bought a sex doll from a Female dominated species that disowned their Males and condemned them to a life of primitive living due to their violent tendencies. To make up for their lack of Males, they use sex dolls to regulate their population by dropping them down for the Males to breed, after which they are programmed to return to the home planet for birth. So when Morty, ummm, "made use" of the robot it automatically returned to it's home planet, and birthed his son. But since the Males are known for their genocidal ways, Morty told his son that the air was poisonous to him and that he could never go outside, or else he would die.

@simpilot001

Жыл бұрын

That is the most insane, fucking retarded, stupid, and downright idiotic plot ever. Creative, A+

@unknownflame-wt8cg

Жыл бұрын

Woah

@the_god_of_rot

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like modern day feminism to me

@GgTTV828

Жыл бұрын

​@@icedqq Because it's a pretty obvious way to see things

@Mohamed_lamine_taleb

Жыл бұрын

Which EP is this

The reason why everyone says its weed its because the cigarrete seems to have a bigger tip, is purely white and is kind of deformed

@DanielSMV805

Жыл бұрын

You can clearly see the cigarette filter, which is a dead giveaway.

@SWdoughboy313_55

Жыл бұрын

​@@DanielSMV805 if you pause it as he sets it down it shows the whole thing and no it doesn't 💀💀

@cdubs3596

Жыл бұрын

Kinda like mine

@stevenkunkle3857

Жыл бұрын

Its an off white, like rolling paper white. Also some joints have filters

@200doubleyou5

Жыл бұрын

​@@DanielSMV805 I roll with filters

Still a better father than Beth and Jerry.

Where did he get a cigarette if he can’t leave the house?

@oskahuxley6322

Жыл бұрын

I was just thinking that, as far as I know none of the family smoke. He may have been snooping around in ricks garage though.

@Proud_Degen

Жыл бұрын

It's mortys

@marquisprice5078

Жыл бұрын

Plot twist: it's Jerry

@ameliaestrada8023

Жыл бұрын

Can someone figure out if there's a scene of one of the family smoking

@reubenblasingame1254

Жыл бұрын

@@oskahuxley6322 Beth smokes sometimes prolly from her

Why does he look like cursed morty-shlatt

@FlugelRai

Жыл бұрын

That's his child Morty has 2 children

There should be an episode where all of Mortys kids meet one another and save the day or just ho on a side-venture

Bro tried to self destruct like cell

Poor kid tried to ingame himself He thought that the air was deadly for him

That’s me as a kid watching WW2 on TV 😂

"My life has been lie"🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bad boy bubba lol

always forget morty has 2 kids

One of the best insane hilariouuus moments X-D

He honestly should've convinced him to enlist in the military to suffice his conquering tendencies. Instead of being a BAD DAD!

@notafightitsanexecution

Жыл бұрын

he...is a kid trying to raise a kid..

@Deadafbruh

Жыл бұрын

@@notafightitsanexecution he...is a cartoon character...

let's be real...we've all been there...

Ayo context

@Spiderjepo

Жыл бұрын

@@a.9589 oh

@darkblade4560

Жыл бұрын

@@a.9589 what episode is this

@zejdland

Жыл бұрын

It is the reall dad of morty that came from the planet upfalubflub

@zejdland

Жыл бұрын

​@@a.9589 Not true

@RoronoaZoro-ow1vz

Жыл бұрын

Morty told him he would die if he would Go outside because he is an alien that normaly wants to conquer planets

This is literally a modern day teen

@collective3540

4 ай бұрын

They want to conquer the world with weapons???

Wouldn't Morty JR have had to go outside to buy himself a smoke?

@Pharoax

Жыл бұрын

Probably stole one or jerry or Beth’s cigarettes

"Who do you think is gonna Love you?!"- Morty Sr.

Me with Call of duty FBI gamers LMFAOOO XD

Every teen 😭

hes the opposite of a child lol

This was hilarious

POV me trying to tall my dad I'm going out with the boys

The History Channel hasn't shown a single program about history since 2005.

Why didnt he just let Rick take them to world where he could dominate lol

@tomsyan3135

4 ай бұрын

Its mortys actual genetic kid

@dirtyd1373

4 ай бұрын

@@tomsyan3135 in unlimited timelines

@tomsyan3135

4 ай бұрын

@@dirtyd1373 morty dose not want to give away the kid he made with his...

@dirtyd1373

4 ай бұрын

@@tomsyan3135 woman. These days that's a real woman. Ask any lgbthqa

@tomsyan3135

4 ай бұрын

@@dirtyd1373?

Morty be a bad dad

How did he get cigarettes?

What episode

rip bro

How did he get the weed?

@justsayingguy

Жыл бұрын

its a cigarette, genius

@BigMoneyFantastic1738

Жыл бұрын

Rick prolly

@DanielSMV805

Жыл бұрын

@@justsayingguy facepalm

@charakiga

Жыл бұрын

That's a cigarette...

@FrostyFaz

Жыл бұрын

​@@charakiga I don't see a filter

I really feel bad for morty..but well he is a kid parent

I never thought about it but how did he get darts if he can’t leave

😂🤣🃏

It’s basically what men is going through

If he stuck inside where he get weed from

@lostinmymind7488

Жыл бұрын

It's a cigarette

@saucesquad4220

Жыл бұрын

​@@lostinmymind7488 but my point stands. It's odd that he got it himself because he is trapped in the house

@bobkeamer9404

Жыл бұрын

@@saucesquad4220 good point lol

@cta9811

Жыл бұрын

​@@saucesquad4220 The house held tons of weeds including alcohol and drugs Even Morty might be trying them

@ethankuhrts2799

Жыл бұрын

it's ricks house. that should be the only answer you need

Morty juniour watching nazis😂😂

Ok but where did he get the cigarettes

ٕ

What ep is this ?

Seeing people here wrongly describe the differences between a blunt and a cig is hilarious y’all must be like 15

Episode ?

Morty Jr reminds me of my ex

What ep is this

This comment section is the perfect example of looking too far into a joke

How'd he get the cigarettes?

God isn’t real then he said something about the government 😂😂

Rick and Morty? No no no morty and morty jr

Season 1 ep 7

People really dont know you can buy tobacco, paper and filters to ROLL your OWN cigarettes. Which means they never look perfect.

@rimrodi7

4 ай бұрын

What you talking about? He’s smoking cigarettes not a roll up

Episode and season

Who got him cigarettes

@qtrbaked

Ай бұрын

rick

how many kids does morty have

@JOMH2709

Ай бұрын

2

😂

I realize Tucson Az people keep forgetting condoms like Morty. Thank god no children nor relationship.

but...where he got that cig anyways? from... the shop?

@mrpersonmanthing5572

2 ай бұрын

Rick and Beth both live in the house. Probably found their stash. Or hell, maybe even summer had a stash somewhere

Hi

He be like the edgy boys obsessed with weapons and tanks and war stuff when an older person shuts them off (suddenly domination of the enemy is not as appealing)

If he never left the house how the hell did he get a cigarette 🚬 then. I don't think no one in Morty family smokes, right? 🤔

@tomsyan3135

4 ай бұрын

Rick has every drug ever

I’m gay

America in a nutshell

@kaiupnext1671

Жыл бұрын

Have u been

@omgsteven

Жыл бұрын

@@kaiupnext1671 I live in it

@Lazyvideos2.0

Жыл бұрын

How?

@Lazyvideos2.0

Жыл бұрын

I realize the monster is America and hell yeh let’s conquer and destroy shit

@thongbong

Жыл бұрын

Why America?

Morty is a bad dad

Who the mom? 😂

@mrpersonmanthing5572

2 ай бұрын

Sex robot

@CienciaBot

2 ай бұрын

A sex robot

@toxicchameleon

Ай бұрын

A robot sex doll with an alien egg in it.

Kk

o

How did he get the cigarettes ?

@qtrbaked

Ай бұрын

rick

@YourFBIagent118

Ай бұрын

@@qtrbaked I feel like it would have been stolen from Beth.

@qtrbaked

Ай бұрын

@@YourFBIagent118 nah rick definitely got him a pack

Pin me. I am the 6,900th like

@EndyBoi2

Жыл бұрын

No you’re not plus quit fuckin begging you look like a loser

@XanderAnimations

Жыл бұрын

Why should he?

@jameswithammm

Жыл бұрын

@@XanderAnimations it was just a joke, man

@thongbong

Жыл бұрын

Pin beggar

Ep And season?

@froger7

Жыл бұрын

1s. 7 episode

My life been lie😂😂😂😂

How he get the zaza?☠️

@solywolfgaming

Жыл бұрын

its tobbaco

@bryanjameson2812

Жыл бұрын

@@solywolfgaming even then how did bro aqquire it?

Mama morty

Ciggarettes?

uhm..ok

I wonder where he find the sigarets

I’m the 100th comment 🎉

Season 1 ep 7