They're willing to build an entire fortress to kill Morty, but not smash the wine bottles he keeps coming back for...

@DarkSolidity

Жыл бұрын

I don’t think they ever made the correlation

@asorbli

Жыл бұрын

​@@DarkSolidity When they went Cyberpunk they certainly knew.

@bforbiggy

Жыл бұрын

I mean they actively want to kill him so why would they take away the only thing that brings the boy back

@monarch1651

Жыл бұрын

I think taking wine would just be standard looting for their culture, not really an important thing to take note of

@mohandamrouche7470

Жыл бұрын

If they removed the bottles , they would think he would'nt come back. Think about it , the first time he come he told them he is only here to put some wine .... So removed it and the chance to get him go to zero because once you removed them Morty would never come back , since they want him and add to it that they made an entire religion out of this event. The prophecy must not be change it ordre to happen . @DreamCanvas What do you think , agree or not ? I'll be glad to discuss it if i miss something i didn't think about *not here to fight*

This all started cuz Morty asked a person to help him carry wine for him.

@alecLogan

Жыл бұрын

Wasn’t it the other way around? They asked him for help, and the door closed before he was ready, then time skipped or something?

@DioStandsStill

Жыл бұрын

​@@alecLogan nah, the dude helped him but Morty's time is dilated in His universe. He was there for like few seconds, returned to see his lovely wife but instead stabbed by his grown up orphan son.

@five2019

Жыл бұрын

​@@DioStandsStillit wasnt a universe

@joeym5243

Жыл бұрын

More like because he touched the ocean

@GuyMcPherson69

Жыл бұрын

Can't blame Morty for this

Bro they actually killed their own man when morty came back to them in medieval time lol

@paijo1503

Жыл бұрын

There king, idk who else you’d mean by there man

@bobkeamer9404

Жыл бұрын

@@paijo1503 nahhh bro the firssssst time morty came into the medieval period where all the the people threw sticks and spears at the portal and morty

@loganmacdonald3853

Жыл бұрын

@@paijo1503 the guard waiting by the portal got obliterated by the rocks and spears they tried throwing at morty

@BROPify

Жыл бұрын

​@@paijo1503it's their, idk what you mean by there.

@dweeb8478

Жыл бұрын

Casually

Quoting someone else, this is probably how Rick also started making his own enemies: by causing series of mistakes out of carelessness eventually building up to entire civilizations trying to kill him

This is one of the best episodes

@HeyJude_65

Жыл бұрын

Thank you

@RememberThatClip

Жыл бұрын

Yes it is. 94.4% of the show is really good

@Jackripz

Жыл бұрын

It would be but nimbus is really annoying

@hohepataurua3093

Жыл бұрын

Episode number please

@IamAwhiteMEXICAN

Жыл бұрын

@@hohepataurua3093season 5 episode 1

Mans says "alright narnia lets go, lets fuckin go" 😂😂😂

@bensonmade8761

Жыл бұрын

Best line of the season 😂

@destrobatman5640

Жыл бұрын

Yea Fuck Narneia😁

@alexgrissom3513

5 ай бұрын

Yes that is a quote from the short, well done

@Cujucuyo

Ай бұрын

Yeah no shit, we all saw the same clip right?

It just that this episode is objectively Mortys fault. Rick told him about the time dilation and he just forgot about it like really kid??

@kwayneboy1524

Жыл бұрын

Morty isn't very smart just like his gramps

@CadillacZach

Жыл бұрын

Morty can’t think straight while he’s bricked up from Jessica

@NoHiToYou

Жыл бұрын

Hes autistic

@romix6427

Жыл бұрын

Bro ditched future tech and left it on the floor, like dog I get other shit has to go when the job is finished and combat is over, but wow

@limita9961

Жыл бұрын

Morty has an absent mind like his father

8 years in 1 day. That’s the time dilation between us and the sky gods.

@Marko_184

Жыл бұрын

Is more like 50 years a minute.

@Joesolo13

Жыл бұрын

​@@Marko_184 I think it was a reff to something else

@edboonsucks3218

Жыл бұрын

Don't forget the buffering, lag-time and the delay.

@parkplaceninja

Жыл бұрын

@@Marko_184 dog years

@HeadshotJack

Жыл бұрын

Actually it’s 4 billion divided by 7 : since god made man on the 7th day and man started 100,000 years ago and the earth is 4.1 bill years old. So 571,428,571 years to every one of Gods days

Morty really has come a long way since the first episode of not wanting to kill to just casualy kiling hundreds

@mrturtle9129

8 ай бұрын

Yeah, but even in the first episode Morty killed a few federation soldiers while basically knowing nothing about them and weapon he has handled

@jonathonthomas1255

8 ай бұрын

Yeah he really embraced the Rick genes

@caterpillarpillar8902

7 ай бұрын

​@@mrturtle9129yeah but he really, really didn't want to then.

Bro got tired of being spawned camped lol Edit: jeez 24k likes hmmm never thought I’d get this many likes from this thanks

@Darky15348

Жыл бұрын

Ye

@amirmahdibs4373

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@Evangood69

Жыл бұрын

Now he camping for revenge

@homeless9985

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@nerv6326

Жыл бұрын

Bro got übered

Bro killed them like it was nothing

@Milo_Estobar

Жыл бұрын

Every Morthy and Rick show...

@Alknix

Жыл бұрын

But killing people for destroying the planet? Oh no, how horrible.

@silvadossantos6803

Ай бұрын

family issues

Nobody gone talk about Morty destroying generations worth of mammals just to get a date.

@fullmetaltheorist

Жыл бұрын

He's a simp. What did you expect? 😂

@Ichengo42

Жыл бұрын

All seems normal to me

@jaybone2321

Жыл бұрын

Price of good poon.

@fullmetaltheorist

Жыл бұрын

@@jaybone2321 Oh nah. We seen that girl with multiple guys during the show. She's for the streets.

@alexistaylor969

Жыл бұрын

@@fullmetaltheorist Doesn't matter. Animalistic needs. Something gets between you and breeding, you kill it. Plus Morty is a teen. Even girls (who are said to not be as horny as men), will sneak out of their parent's house and walk 10 miles down a dirt road to fuck a boy in a field. That is just normal teenage lust.

You know Morty is angry when he doesn’t stutter.

Morty is extra dumb for tossing the glove for them to reverse engineer

@An_Average_Arsonist

7 ай бұрын

I actually found that a stupid catalist for their societal progression it's the equivalent of leaving a undetonated nuke or a smart phone behind in a medieval society. They either wouldn't understand its function as a weapon, or would destroy it trying to find out.

@bodaciouschad

7 ай бұрын

​@@An_Average_Arsonistno, medeval scientists were a thing, but the church, and inquisitioners, found their work to be heretical and thus, punishable. Come the enlightenment people just decided to roll with the scientists and see what happened seeing as burning people at the stake wasn't working so well.

@yueshijoorya601

6 ай бұрын

But also, props to them for figuring out technology way ahead of them. Realistically, they shouldn't even know where to begin.

@tiglishnobody8750

6 ай бұрын

​@@An_Average_Arsonisttime in their seem work different from our one

I just realized that every time Morty came back someone always said “Shit!” 😂

Lesson learned morty, dont be an idiot and discard Highly advanced Weaponry in a hostile realm with a different chronological speed

I love how this episode demonstrates, indirectly, how Rick could have become so jaded and indifferent to the havoc he causes. Obviously the differences in the flow of time would not always be present, but imagine dealing with this type of situation regularly, over decades... the mounting frustration of such pointless, accidental conflicts would wear anyone down fast.

@zeusdarkgod7727

Жыл бұрын

You just described my life. Lol

@Jaheem-tw3sx

Жыл бұрын

What do is this ?

@matthewsimmons9277

7 ай бұрын

Time is synced when the portal is open.

@boatoz1384

Ай бұрын

Number of the episode plz

No one never believed old dog if Morty didn’t come back right after beating everything out him

just as a reminder, he basically did mass murder to try and get jessica drunk and possibly get lucky, morty needs a super therapist or something because a normal one can't help

@Tokanova

Жыл бұрын

theres really nothing a therapist could do. this is just standard...boy stuff.

@levicarpenter5509

9 ай бұрын

​@@Tokanovanah that's standard psychopathic behavior

@dantdmfangamingrich9802

4 ай бұрын

@@levicarpenter5509standard Beth behavior

@marseanharper2785

2 ай бұрын

Sounds like a guy thing to do. 😅

This is one of the best times morty goes "Full Rick"

he demonstrated the ability to carry two wine bottles at a time so the collapsing of this civilization was not necessary.

Me when playing Stellaris in a huge galaxy that I took the time to take a bath, cook some dinner, do homework, then return back to my computer only to forget I kept my game running and the other empires started a war halfway. Guerilla tactics and impulsive exterminatus crisis Ascension perk saved my empire.

You've got to appreciate that these dog-people built an entire civilisation around the hatred of Morty caused by a misunderstanding over Rick f***ing around with the laws of time and space so he could age some wine.

@levicarpenter5509

9 ай бұрын

Rick wasn't fucking around with time he was just taking advantage of a universe where time went slower than ours, if morty listened he could have avoided this

And after all that time, they still keep mortys drinks.

@levicarpenter5509

9 ай бұрын

After all they've done its logical to assume that they are keeping it to be able to kill him or they didn't know that he was coming for the wine

Morty's fault anyway, my guy didn't feel nearly as much remorse as he should have

@hellblaze10

Жыл бұрын

Morty is a sosiopath who thinks hes a good kid

@kwayneboy1524

Жыл бұрын

Nah he should've just tried to actually talk to one of them instead of going all Thanos on them

@jacobrivera1721

Жыл бұрын

@@kwayneboy1524 agreed

@darknessrising2453

Жыл бұрын

By that point they were trying to kill him over something that he had no real knowledge of. 85% of what he did was self-defense.

@Magma09

Жыл бұрын

​@@darknessrising2453If he wouldn't keep trying to come back he won't have to.

"HOLY SHIT- HE'S REAL HE'S REAL I WAS WRONG-" The king shouting got me dying 💀

i love how everytime he comes back, a century had already passed

All this because Rick is too lazy to make a whine age accelerator.

@papermaster7764

11 ай бұрын

Thats because its basically impossible to accelerate time locally, you can slow it down by approaching the speed of light or gravity. It'll much easier to put it in another dimension where the time rate is much slower than ours

@farid-frederick

9 ай бұрын

​@@papermaster7764bro said "impossible" to rick and morty show

@Buboltz

9 ай бұрын

⁠​⁠​⁠@@papermaster7764 Rick did freeze time entirely once with just one of his gadgets, not to mention that Slow-Mobious(?) guy who could both decelerate or accelerate time during the Rick Dance. I think he’d definitely be able to whip something up less advanced then a completely different dimension that has to be accessed through a whole different tool than his portal gun

@diegomedina9637

Ай бұрын

What? You think Rick knows everything about everything?

It's season 5 episode 1 For everyone how want know 😊

@wotxka

9 ай бұрын

ty man

@lux.2funny

7 ай бұрын

Thanks you’re a w

@carloscarloss6667

7 ай бұрын

👑👑👑👑

@yaboialphapsi-krieger2709

7 ай бұрын

I Appreciate it.

@maxvorimore770

7 ай бұрын

Thanks sir 👍

I like the fact that it doesn't matter how many years or generation have passed, the all react the same way when Morty appears

If Gordan Freeman could speak: "Watch out for a guy in a business suit."

And yet Planetina went too far 😂

I love this because not only do we see Morty become more like Rick we see how good people like Morty (and presumably Rick before he became the character we know) become these menaces of the multiverse with multiple enemies. Something so small and insignificant to you can engender intense hatred from an entire civilization

all that for a girl who ended up friend zoning him.

I love how Morty transforms from insecure kid to badass.

Jessica needed that wine huh

That episode is insane 😂

@Ooooooomgggg

10 ай бұрын

What’s the season and the episode

*"Okay, Narnia. Let's go, LET'S FUCKING GO!"* Gotta be one of my favourite quotes from the show

R&M will always have my respect for this because they managed to shoot a whole story in 45 seconds

This is a great episode, they take the time difference in other universe make sense

bro commited massive genocide just to loot some grape wine 💀

Bro, just pick up more than two effing bottles!

Morty is DEFINITELY a Sanchez when it comes to killing effectively.

How new game plus players do with every enemy

is true. push him enough and he will rain hell on you Just cause .

The perfect loop doesn't exi-

@Josefproductionsbrother

Жыл бұрын

Ur right it doesnt

@RememberThatClip

Жыл бұрын

I didn't even care about loops but I'll try to make a perfect loop next time😉

@itsgonnabeanaurfromme

Жыл бұрын

It's not

@ChicaneMedia

Жыл бұрын

It wasnt even that smooth

He just went full no Russian

Bro was not fracking around anymore 💀

He goes back for more!

This shit was too funny lol

I actually love this episode just cause this side plot is so good lmao

Wow this species is so quick to resort to violence

Loved this episode

@RememberThatClip

Жыл бұрын

Me too

@loganmacdonald3853

Жыл бұрын

@@RememberThatClip I’ve watched the episode a dozen times and this clip just made me realize someone says “oh shit” EVERY time he comes through the portal lol

I seriously can't blame Morty on this. Those guys get triggered easily by him for their millennia.

@levicarpenter5509

9 ай бұрын

Actually you can blame morty on this, this was all his fault

OKAY NARNIA LET'S GO LET'S FUCKING GO the best one liner ever

@marseanharper2785

2 ай бұрын

Spoken while arming himself to the teeth. 😂

The fact that Morty did not ask Rick for any help but instead went on his own shows how pissed he really was.

He literally committed genocide for some wine to try and clap the cheeks of a gal who eventually dumped him cause she "had a dream." With that context this clip becomes pretty jacked up.

Bro he just kill the whole 10 generation, to the guy that help him carry some wine

Ngl morty looked good for a sec .

imagine how many dimensons get ruined like this unrevealed😂

Wisest final words "O Shit God is Real!"

This was one of the most unique episodes ever. It was amazing 👏

I wish isekai's were a fraction like this...

@stylishniggachannel4763

Жыл бұрын

They are. Most of them at least

@hiddensoulgaming3123

8 ай бұрын

There's an anime where a dude gets his grandpa's stuff, including a door to another world that makes him op as all hell

Great loop

Him with t-shirt on: "Mike the friendly neighbor guy" Him without shirt: "Mike the Bone-Crusher"

All Morty really has to do was wait 5-10 min and everyone that knew him would be dead

now i see why evil morty was right..... think of all the shit morty went thru just to make rick happy. in this case it was literally a bottle of wine.

Perfect loop ever

Achievement Unlocked: War Criminal

It’s crazy to believe morty leaving a smart lil device could evolve there people so much into the future lol

That is some fine aged wine

I wanna see this morty version vs evil morty

I love how it's in a time loop

Bro made an entire arc

Season 5 episode 1 everyone

Morty should have tried to make peace when he brought out ricks gun because he has the upper hand

@kwayneboy1524

Жыл бұрын

It's pretty much canon that Morty is way more violent and irrational than he lets on to be.

Missed the best part " papa why do we guard the gate " 😂😂😂

Ok Narnia let’s go got me dying 😂😂

Episode?

Which episode is it?

@meggy-og5nr

10 ай бұрын

Why no one answers 😢

@user-fv5dc6fd7r

10 ай бұрын

​@meggy-og5nr bro its been 5 months I found it a day after I commented

One of my fave skits

Morty is really him in this episode 😂

the worst part is that alcohol doesn't age once bottled

Морти тупой. Подождал бы минуту или две и они там бы забыли о нем.

That has got to be some of the finest wine ever. Aged hundreds of years..

Evil Morty Episode. You can tell by the way he controls Rick's Garage like he owns it.

What episode is this?

Which Episode and season is it??

@Proax077

Жыл бұрын

Season 5, episode 1

I absolutely loved this season as we saw the constant progression of Morty’s fighting ability and it makes sense if not for what he found out about Rick it looks like he was headed down a similar path with how much anger he had

It's actually really flattering when an entire civilization centers solely around specifically, personally your destruction.

I think that's the only time morty turned into rick

He killed a whole army for wine

I think that prime morty true self is supressed by the mindblowers.

Stuff like this gets rid of any moral high ground that Morty has over Rick

@darknessrising2453

Жыл бұрын

Not really, at best it was an innocent mistake on Morty's part (especially since he only knew that there was a time dilation but he didn't know how much time would pass something Rick neglected to explain to him) and then future generations just became dead-set on killing him even when he did try to explain himself.

@davantejohnson8591

7 ай бұрын

Even then, Rick has destroyed countless worlds, done significantly worse shit. If anything this shows just how depraved Rick can be. This happened over the course of a few minutes or hours. Now multiply this times the 40 or 50 years ricks been at this with portal travel

"HOLY SHT ITS HI-" gets impaled by all the weapons

This was one of my favorite episodes

Wow Morty was such a badass in this episode.

Rick would be proud

Low-key Morty was a badass in that episode

that must be some great ass wine to die for