Part two out: kzread.info/dash/bejne/k42NqsaYaaibgdY.html

@stupidthings360

2 жыл бұрын

whoa how is it that i come to watch this video right when u post another

@a.v.w

2 жыл бұрын

I just got this as a recommendation, gonna check p2 out.

@can_I_get_a_waffle

2 жыл бұрын

Just put the whole movie next time

@a.v.w

2 жыл бұрын

@@can_I_get_a_waffle I mean, it would be comedy. The whole movie is a joke afterall.

@can_I_get_a_waffle

2 жыл бұрын

@@a.v.w si

"Rey... " "Rey who?" "Reyd, Shadow Legends"

@kumarsnehal1008

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@balaramchowdary9

2 жыл бұрын

This is G.O.A.T comment

@apol4846

2 жыл бұрын

That caught me off guard XD

@Username-qu1jt

2 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard I nutted

@theworld4152

2 жыл бұрын

This is hilarious

Imagine being a soldier and you get called into a briefing room and they just go “somehow hitler returned”

@joesheridan6209

2 жыл бұрын

lmao

@ryanericson2588

2 жыл бұрын

I'm done 😂😂 and they do it in 2044 🤣🤣

@brendansheehan810

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao 😂😂😂

@timothybeavinofficial

2 жыл бұрын

Good one bro XD

@PCGeines

2 жыл бұрын

Different from ep. IX, this could make a great movie

The coalition in 1815: "Somehow Napoleon returned"

@CsnvLsRnst

2 ай бұрын

To be fair, that's probably the one time in History when such words and reaction actually fit.

@hypothalapotamus5293

2 ай бұрын

Well, they didn't make the same mistake twice.🤣🤣🤣

@pseudohacker

Ай бұрын

Underrated comment

@goldenretrieversarethebest8119

Ай бұрын

severely underrated reply

@CarsonG-hq3mq

Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

0:04 Somehow Palpatine returned. 0:25 Somehow Kylo Ren returned. 0:34 Somehow Chewbacca returned. 0:45 Somehow Snoke returned, in a bottle. 0:58 Somehow Rey returned to Tatooine. 1:21 Somehow everyone returned. 1:32 Somehow Skywalkers returned. 1:46 Somehow family relations returned. 1:51 Somehow jetpacks returned. ...

@BoleDaPole

8 ай бұрын

1:29 somehow Rey Who closed her mouth for more than 2 seconds

@ArmstrongandTumbler

8 ай бұрын

Underrated comment.

@bradleymarshall5489

8 ай бұрын

when did Rey ever go to Tatooine?

@paninovevo1162

7 ай бұрын

Star Wars IX: The Return of everyone

@mjghp_artworks1025

6 ай бұрын

I laughed so hard at this and now I have a headache.

“Rise of Skywalker but it’s just lazy writing” *does not show entire movie* Me: “Impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete”

@SpyrosKoronis

2 жыл бұрын

BeCAuSe SoMeOnE eRaSeD iT fRoM tHe ArChIvE mEmRy

@michaelmeijerhof7663

2 жыл бұрын

Nah bro every Babu Frik scene was incredible

@herosshade7887

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I was like bro where’s the whole movie at.

@MariaIsabellaZNN

2 жыл бұрын

Babu Frik: "WOHOOOO!" I cry evry tiem

@hewhobattles8869

2 жыл бұрын

No, the archives are complete. I just don't think this person was able to sit through the movie again, much less upload it to YT

"Somehow Palpatine returned." "How?" "Some."

@felynecomrade

2 жыл бұрын

"A good question- for another time." "Oh, so like the next movie?" "No." "Oh, the one after, then." "No, not then either."

@crowdedcrouton

2 жыл бұрын

Because money $

@rasmusolsen441

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine if Finn happend to be force sensitive too and Rey turned to the dark side and Kylo joined up with his dad in the end after all and trained Finn to fight Rey. That would have been an interesting movie IMO

@itshisfault3782

2 жыл бұрын

Lm ao ooooo

@illusioNery

2 жыл бұрын

@@rasmusolsen441 Are you sure you’re not a writer at Lucas Films? Cause that sounds as garbage as TLJ

"The Rise of Skywalker but its just lazy writing" *Uploads the whole film*

@jp9403

10 күн бұрын

Pretty generous to call it a film

@johnduda1868

9 күн бұрын

@@jp9403That’s fair 🤣

@FlareOfficial

5 күн бұрын

Clicked on the video just to look for something like this in the comments

Mad respect to the actors for being able to deliver a line like "somehow Palpatine returned" while keeping a straight face.

@Fluoman_

18 күн бұрын

I like how it looks physically painful though.

“Somehow Palpatine returned.” It’s like a note taken during a story boarding meeting, but it’s in the script.

@zixiv3144

2 жыл бұрын

Lol true

@guyfriendly8984

2 жыл бұрын

"Are we going to flesh that out later in the writing process?" "Yeah, of course we are. We'll just have this book mark in until it's time to start filming."

@dragonchannek4843

2 жыл бұрын

on his context the line makes perfect sense actually

@spookwavevevo

2 жыл бұрын

@@dragonchannek4843 no way youre defending "somehow palpatine returned"

@dragonchannek4843

2 жыл бұрын

@@spookwavevevo bruh maybe the line sound stupid (and it is sort of) but taken in the context it makes perfect sense , how Poe dameron is supposed to know how papa palpy returned?

"The Rise of Skywalker but it's just lazy writing" That would be the whole movie

@caleron6945

Жыл бұрын

Came here for this comment

@mist0804

Жыл бұрын

Yeah like why ain't this at least an hour long

@theclayishone

Жыл бұрын

The whole latest trilogy.

@jaredhammonds8255

Жыл бұрын

They fly now

@TheGameCapsule

Жыл бұрын

I was going to write that but I was like, "I'm sure somebody already -- yeah here it is."

I love it when I'm in the middle of a barren desert and someone approaches me out of nowhere and asks for my first name and last name

I love it when the general guy says "I am the spy" and it's dropped out of so much fucking nowhere that even the other characters go *"w h a t"*

@SCP--zj7xy

2 ай бұрын

it’s literally like hitler saying hes a spy for the allies

@aishikmukherjee8438

23 күн бұрын

Fucking lmao

@HotTripod78

19 күн бұрын

General Hux

@glimpse5038

9 күн бұрын

the guy who executed an entire planet was a spy. Mhm. Yep. Mhm.

@cutlassken6194

8 күн бұрын

@@glimpse5038Not just one planet, a whole ass system. And he’s the spy for the resistance?! Yeah right.

I love how the old lady has to ask "Rey who" instead of just saying "hello Rey nice to meet you" like a normal person

@goodnight01687

2 жыл бұрын

never in my life have i heard anyone legitimately say "hello (name) nice to meet you"

@tiesdijkmans

2 жыл бұрын

I mean I don't wanna play the devils advocate but the lady could have asked that because she knew that Luke and the fam lived there. Shes older than like so she might have known them which is why she wants to know who is at their old house

@californiansniper2133

2 жыл бұрын

@@tiesdijkmans you’re telling me that this old lady has lore?

@tiesdijkmans

2 жыл бұрын

@@californiansniper2133 possibly

@tiesdijkmans

2 жыл бұрын

@@californiansniper2133 plot twist, the lady is one of the stormtroopers that killed lukes aunt and uncle

“Who are you?” “I’m Rey.” “Rey who?” “ReyVENGE OF THE SITH.”

@brezzendorf

2 жыл бұрын

Ahaha HISHE, good

@hobomike6935

2 жыл бұрын

MUAH HAHAHAHAHAH! *cuts down everything before her with saberstaff*

@tantris2876

2 жыл бұрын

Reymond Shields

@xgamer1486

2 жыл бұрын

ReyD Shadow Legends

@ejosjek52.87

2 жыл бұрын

Rey who? Re-PALPATINE

The sequel trilogy BUT it’s just lazy writing: the videos 7 hours 18 minutes long

@jamesbellefeuille2926

Күн бұрын

I don't even call the sequels a trilogy. They came across more as a tug-of-war between Abrams and Johnson.

@AjedigetreadytodieAHHHHHH

Күн бұрын

@@jamesbellefeuille2926 real

"Rey who" *stares into distance with no answer* "i asked a question, stop ignoring me" or "who tf are you"

I loved the “somehow”. At this point the writers were like “screw it we’re not even going to explain this one”.

@Rvs_.

2 жыл бұрын

Just like Kilo and Rey picking objects from each other without even be in the same planet. They didn't explain that too. And a couple of other things. If someone ask me how I feel watching those movies, I would say: Deception.

@arafe.1012

2 жыл бұрын

Deception makes more sense, at least they have a reason, not well explained but still makes sense CAUSE DREAM LOGIC. Dreams don't have limits The force does

@mrgreenboy644

2 жыл бұрын

Which is even worse since it's one of the most important scenes in this 'movie'

@walkupe8166

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rvs_. are they supposed to explain that Force power? I don't think so lol

@fynkozari9271

2 жыл бұрын

Why is Daisy Ridley looking hot?

"Somehow Palpatine is still alive" "okay, but how tho?" "Somehow"

@Firelord91021

2 жыл бұрын

"Cloning" "OK but how exactly did he he survive" "Gotta read the novelization man"

@kumarsnehal1008

2 жыл бұрын

He managed to survive being electrified from the reactor core And managed to survive the death Star expolsion So simple why can't people understand

@bondrewdthelordofdawn3744

2 жыл бұрын

"The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural"

@darkskull1982

2 жыл бұрын

"A good question for another time."

@seg162

2 жыл бұрын

@@Firelord91021 _"What_ novelization? Those aren't canon..."

"what do you fear most?" "Sand. It's coarse, it gets everywhere..."

0:53 "im rey" "Rey who?" "rey skywalker" "Rey who asked?"

My favorite part of “somehow palpatine returned,” is that Oscar Isaac is trying his best to make that line sound reasonable but he just can’t and we can’t fault him for that

@imlivingunderyourbed7845

2 жыл бұрын

Making an actor like him try to make that line sound reasonable is like telling Gordon Ramsay to try to make a piece of turd taste good.

@C_Cooke

2 жыл бұрын

You can just hear the cringe in his voice.

@theAverageJoe25

2 жыл бұрын

It’s just like Hayden in the prequel trilogy

@jw9565

2 жыл бұрын

@@theAverageJoe25 Hayden actually did a phenomenal job.

@aakarshasoka6335

2 жыл бұрын

Hayden was very good for the material he was given, especially in Rots.

“Hi I’m Peter Parker” “Rey Skywalker” “Oh we’re using our made up names? Then I’m Spider-Man”

@justalex4274

2 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@gustavocruz4340

2 жыл бұрын

@@justalex4274 Yes

@slavdog3180

2 жыл бұрын

Dang

@fuuuuuuuuuckyouprerna

2 жыл бұрын

I saw this video and i was like so the whole thing than

@slavdog3180

2 жыл бұрын

@@fuuuuuuuuuckyouprerna the hog rider is a fast ground troop with medium hit points

I legitimately swear that my inside cried itself out on the “Rey Skywalker” scene. Why

I just love how ol' JJ writes the whole subtext INTO THE SCRIPT. Like in part 7, where Kylo and Rey read each other's minds to literally read the subtext out loud. Or the scene here with Rey, where she realizes Chewy must be alive and Fin replies with a question enabling her to LITERALLY STATE THE IMPLICATIONS. GODDAMMIT, JJ!!

@Mrfallouthero

2 күн бұрын

JJ puts cinema (if you can call his work that) into layman's terms making it as simpul N EZ 2 folow for de mases

Fun fact: Oscar Isaac never rehearsed his lines, he was actually in disbelief the whole time

@adcppk9884

2 жыл бұрын

No way

@_predictedscroll_923

2 жыл бұрын

If it wisney fur yer wellies where wid ye be

@spelareNR14

2 жыл бұрын

He lost his new hope....

@_predictedscroll_923

2 жыл бұрын

A wa doukt da droukt a Kenty winy hiy rooka mera senta herea honcy nae kenty wak n a wa kenty wa and lady gaga touring with Beyonce

@charlesostrowski202

2 жыл бұрын

Source?

"So how will Rey kill Palpatine?" "Two lightsaber"

@scottbecker4367

2 жыл бұрын

"He's the most powerful sith though." "Hmm...one liner!"

@TheShaneglass05

2 жыл бұрын

This was one of the worst things I saw in the movie. I’m like wtf just happened. This scene made me wanna leave the movie theatre

@abloodynova7625

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheShaneglass05 I watched the cam recorded version with Chinese subtitles permanently embedded behind the digital English sub in my room, and even I felt the urge to leave the room.

@TheShaneglass05

2 жыл бұрын

@@abloodynova7625 lmao that’s rough

@cornonthekobi

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheShaneglass05 the lack of enthusiasm in my cinema was hilarious. during the big granddaughter reveal no one batted an eye, and when Rey and Ben kissed some people actually groaned

Honestly this video could be the whole movie

For those wondering why he didn’t upload the entire movie the reason is he doesn’t wanna get sued over copyright issues.

With this plot logic it would’ve made more sense for Jar Jar to have just suddenly been behind it all, the one and only true Sith Lord.

@Toasty_93

Жыл бұрын

The fact that this would actually make more sense is alarming.

@miamor2624

Жыл бұрын

Honestly, revealing Jar Jar is somehow the clone or reincarnation of Darth Plagueis or Darth Tenebrous and the mastermind behind Snoke would have been a way better narrative and twist.

@Kain1805

Жыл бұрын

I mean there's a reason that theory came up even before the sequels. And many including me are sure that's what Lucas originally had in mind

@Howlingburd19

Жыл бұрын

But he already is the one and only true Sith Lord. That theory has been proven true lots of times!!!

@rland8459

Жыл бұрын

Misa sith........

This whole trilogy got that “it’s 7 PM, big project is due tomorrow, I still don’t know what I want to write about, I’ll just wing it because I have to write something” vibe to it.

@sladewilson9273

2 жыл бұрын

I'd say the first half hour to hour of force awakens was decent maybe actually good but then fell apart and only got worse and worse from their to the last movie. I can't comprehend how someone did not read the last Jedi script or while filming notice the many errors and poorly thought plot points. Ryan couldn't keep his own characters consistent and make sense. It's like every scene/location was written by a different person with no clue.

@wingthomaux

2 жыл бұрын

Slade Wilson agreed. Kylo seemed like an powerful and interesting villain and Finn was the protagonist. Then they met Rey and yeah....

@fynkozari9271

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine making big bucks 1.3 billion ep8 (2bil ep7) and produce a garbage like ep9.

@sladewilson9273

2 жыл бұрын

@@fynkozari9271 What kind of dumb statement/point is that? Ya bad movies all were profitable while bringing in less. Also it's almost like garbage like 9 did bad because a lot of fans stopped caring after the garbage of 8 as well. Practically all three were bad scripting, dumb characters, poor plots, and only made to bring in money not tell a good story or bring legit entertainment to everyone.

@TeslaKuhn8

2 жыл бұрын

The last installation they literally had to rewrite at the last second because people responded so badly to the initial screenings.

@1:42 once the effects started i completely lost it 😂 man i needed a good laugh! Subbed

dont forget the knife that just happens to match up with the Death Star wreckage PERFECTLY if you just happend to stand at the exact perfect location

*Palpatine Returns Anakin’s spirt “did my whole 6 movie character arc mean nothing to you????”

@Azachor

2 жыл бұрын

Apparently so

@keanne2014

2 жыл бұрын

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IVE SACRIFISED!!??

@gustavogutierrez6568

2 жыл бұрын

To Kennedy basically

@theAverageJoe25

2 жыл бұрын

It was actually in the comics

@austin1470

2 жыл бұрын

Disney: “NOPE”

This trilogy was a kick on the nuts for the fanbase.

@kennethsatria6607

2 жыл бұрын

All things considered its fun as hell to bully though

@letsBrn

2 жыл бұрын

Tbh I loved the first 3, kinda lukewarm on the prequels and absoltely hated the disney trilogy

@SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario

2 жыл бұрын

I mean you aren’t wrong, like, at all God I wish this trilogy never existed cuz it only divided the trilogy even more

@brownie43212

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe it's a time for manbabies to fucking get over some shitty scifi movies that were cool 40 years ago. Fuck me how to people still cream their pants over this shit?

@primis9770

2 жыл бұрын

@@brownie43212 you good dude 😂 who hurt you

You don't understand. The sequels are the future of filmmaking. In the future, we'll be asking an unthinking AI to write and produce incoherent fan fiction, and it'll come up with something just like Disney Star Wars.

@ravenger5672

26 күн бұрын

Exactly! I for one am so excited to see the Hollywood pipeline evolve into its purest essence. The essence of a pipeline running sht into the sewer. Somehow it’ll still make millions for decades before this industry of ‘philes collapses.

"They fly now?!" Wait till they hear about a funny little place called Mandalore

@jamesbellefeuille2926

Күн бұрын

The fact is this movie completely insulted the fans' intelligence.

Sees the length of the video: “Impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete.”

@cringeworthy4755

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah it should be longer Luckily there’s a part 2 🤗

@jacksonkeller4333

2 жыл бұрын

I was expecting a complete re-upload of the movie, but I guess that would get copyright banned 😂

@shidqi12345

2 жыл бұрын

Gonna cry?

@AenemicTOOL

2 жыл бұрын

@@shidqi12345 Grow a pair.

@jhollo

2 жыл бұрын

@@shidqi12345 I missed the part where that's my problem

“Somehow, Palpatine returned,” “How could he?” “Source(s): Dude trust me.”

@Blahander

2 жыл бұрын

Something something Dark Side something mysterious ways something.

@Necroxion

2 жыл бұрын

Oh nah there's an explanation of him returning ...in Fortnite...

@birdrat2656

2 жыл бұрын

Source: ( God works in mysterious ways)

@tobbyjusto123

2 жыл бұрын

i PROMISE YOU he's BACK BOOYYYYSSS

@isaiahdrye218

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo

"Who are you...?" "I'm Rey..." "Rey who..." "Reystarting the Soviet Revolution...!"

Haha! It was so funny when you put the meme sound-effects. That made it really entertaining and cool. What a talented soul you are. God! Thanks!

@Trebeach

3 ай бұрын

Damn surely it wasn't THAT bad 😭😭

Interviewer - "John, could you describe your character Finn's entire arc in one word?" John Boyega -"REYYYYY"

@xopowiychelovek674

2 жыл бұрын

90% REY 10% I have a filling

@samjohnston3918

2 жыл бұрын

It's a shame how much potential Finn had as a character only to be ruined and turned into nothing but shouting Rey

@VampireNewl

2 жыл бұрын

"So my character was esentially a child super soldier who defected from the enemy he's now fighting and is on a quest to find himself" - Finn "Ok, so how do you that effects how the character acts?" - Interviewer "Not at all, he mostly follows people around, cries out for his friend to do things and spends the whole time as comic relief" - Finn

@TFIta369

2 жыл бұрын

Scratch "arc".

Poor Oscar Isaac. You could tell he felt so dead inside delivering some of his lines.

@B-Man-69

2 жыл бұрын

Just watch him in Ex-Machina. His role in that movie was damn well because the movie is good.

@fullmetalandtheflame438

2 жыл бұрын

@@B-Man-69 I’ve seen it. I’ve seen a lot of his movies.

@Nopeasaurus

2 жыл бұрын

He gets paid a hell of a ton of money, I'm sure he'll be okay.

@zzskyninjazz1821

2 жыл бұрын

@@B-Man-69 so glad he gave Disney another chance with Moon Knight

@inserisciunnome

2 жыл бұрын

@@zzskyninjazz1821 that man Is incredibly skilled at coming across as two different people at the same time. Its honestly Amazing, you don't even realize its the same actor for most of the time, they seem so different

when I saw the video wasn't 2h22m I knew the title was a lie

Watched this and now consider myself to have watched an, accurate abridged version of the movie - and now don't need to have to watch the actual movie. Thank you for providing this.

So Vaders death in VI was literally in vain, he was supposed to sacrifice himself to save Luke and make sure the emperor is dead but "somehow" they just decided to bring him back, cool.

@brychaus9059

2 жыл бұрын

Yep. That's probably the worst thing they did: trivialising the previous films by taking away the single act of redemption that completed the 6-film character arc of the most prominent character.

@sebsandwich1162

2 жыл бұрын

@@FluffyBunniesOnFire Not really, the emporer could have escaped on said Death Star

@ryanbrown4053

2 жыл бұрын

@@FluffyBunniesOnFire with as long as their conversation took, if Luke hadn't been there to confront them, he almost certainly would've had time to escape. Plus this way it's a confirmed kill and not just a "yeah I'm pretty sure we killed him" thing

@thedarklordofall6792

2 жыл бұрын

Vader was the hero of the whole fricken star wars saga. He brought balance, he defeated palpatine. The fact that the new movies just shurgged it off really pees me off. Vader was disrespected. And i cant believe they tried to make Kylo the "new vader" of sorts. This movie doesnt even deserve to be slandered. It isnt that important. It is *simply* disrespectful, and deserves no further titles. I agree with you and hate these new movies

@xraystudios3693

2 жыл бұрын

@@thedarklordofall6792 Vader was disrespected? The entire original cast was disrespected. They tried to replace them one by one with the most 1 dimensional, uninteresting puke they call characters. I knew from the moment they killed off Han they would try to pull this BS. Vader was replaced with the most virgin looking pathetic loser ever, Han was replaced with... some guy I forgot the name (it's Paul, isn't it?) That Disney just forgot about thought the new films. And don't even get me started with "almight Rey".

Rey who? “Just Rey.” There, line fixed.

@scrotymcboogerballs6756

2 жыл бұрын

Wow, that would actually have been much better thematically

@Alex-lt9hl

2 жыл бұрын

Had the same thought. What a missed opportunity to put that in

@a.a.m4700

2 жыл бұрын

How lame would doctor who if they answered. That's why it's so successful there is still secrets

@osquiromero4261

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly that would have been sooooo much better

@booktales1687

2 жыл бұрын

This simple dialogue change would’ve brought her arc full circle. I’m so upset we did t get it

This compilation should’ve been over 2 hours long

“You’re shorter than expected”- Anakin Skywalker

I like how Rey doesn’t even care about the people who died on the ship, so long as Chewie wasn’t on it.

@darkironyoshi

2 жыл бұрын

I like how Luke killed all those people on the death star and didn't care. And he MEANT to blow it up. Truly a champion of hope.

@konradlamm9243

2 жыл бұрын

@@darkironyoshi bruh what? If he hadnt destroyed it, they would have kept their planet nuking weapon. What was he supposed to do? Wait until the fucking thing rusts?

@hyperion3145

2 жыл бұрын

@@darkironyoshi There's a pretty big difference between a ship of your own people and a superweapon that's sole purpose is to blow up planets.

@jeremycortes6349

2 жыл бұрын

I mean. I don’t care either so long as chewie wasn’t on it lmaooooo

@DrexelPretzel

2 жыл бұрын

@@darkironyoshi found the sequel fan😂😂

“This dagger... has done terrible things...” Is currently wielding a lightsaber that has been used to slaughter children

@christianriddler5063

2 жыл бұрын

@XenGlaris xD wtf lol

@LeeHatake93

2 жыл бұрын

Can’t spell slaughter without laughter

@bullymaguire7424

2 жыл бұрын

@@LeeHatake93 i shouldn't have laughed so hard

@aurelia8028

2 жыл бұрын

Still a cool lightsaber, though

@vividly94

2 жыл бұрын

@@LeeHatake93 literally an early 2000's emo song title lol

General Hux being the spy after personally overseeing the firing of Starkiller base is just ridiculous. What was Abrams smoking

I forgot there were three movies these edits keep reminding me 😂😂

I still can't believe that Disney did not have a basic plan. They literally thought they could wing it like a student that has a paper due tomorrow

@0giraffe0

2 жыл бұрын

It seems to be a trend as that's exactly how Kenobi and Boba felt. What terrible shows.

@riz6875

Жыл бұрын

The worst part is that George Lucas had so much stuff mapped out for the sequels before he sold it to Disney and they just saw that and were like “nah we can do it better”

@DMDadventures

Жыл бұрын

@@riz6875 he did The worst mistake of his life

@therealroyhobbs

Жыл бұрын

thats what you get when you're consumed with stupid agendas, Disney was only focusing on their feminazi agenda, and forgot to write a story

@therealroyhobbs

Жыл бұрын

@Anthony Angelo kenobi was unnecessary as well. All just to make reeva some kind of important character, which she is not. Typical Kennedy doings

They actually just stuck the line "Somehow, palpatine returned" in there, and then had that be the actual reason.

@yerocnevets0m3ga

2 жыл бұрын

Um cloning..or something

@thevoxdeus

2 жыл бұрын

Jedi mind trick on the movie going audience.

@AzumarillConGafasBv

2 жыл бұрын

A Jedi did it

@christianrobles4580

2 жыл бұрын

@@yerocnevets0m3ga yes but meh lol

@Alex-uq1el

2 жыл бұрын

@@yerocnevets0m3ga Y'know, secrets only the Sith knew! Yeah, cause the clone wars never existed.

"NOPE" lol 1:34 Not here, not now, not ever

I remember first watching the last one and seeing that part where the lady is like "rey who" and me and my siblings were talking about how she's still standing there while rey is just looking around

Finn: “tHeY fLy nOw!?!” Poe: “.....wait seriously, Finn? You were a Storm Trooper. How do you not know this? They’ve had jetpacks for decades!!! Didn’t they teach you about the Clone Wars when they brainwashed you???”

@gskyon

2 жыл бұрын

The sad part is that even the actor knew that. Goes to show how little saying anyone ever have in the Disney Corporations. It is like someone said, The Walt Disney Corporation has become much less Disney and much more a Corporation.

@waffelo4681

2 жыл бұрын

@@gskyon they should've let mandalorian director direct this movie luk

@shmavster4209

2 жыл бұрын

@@waffelo4681 should of let him direct the whole damn trilogy

@waffelo4681

2 жыл бұрын

@@shmavster4209 yeppo

@applepie1272

2 жыл бұрын

They're not flying There falling with style

The fact that Oscar Isaac is still respected after this mess is a real testament to his talent.

@OsKarMike1306

2 жыл бұрын

Oscar Isaac is the Ewan McGregor of the sequels

@officerccarpetcare9117

2 жыл бұрын

Apocalypse, nuff said

@dalto999

2 жыл бұрын

@@officerccarpetcare9117 Moon Knight

@coleward4208

2 жыл бұрын

And Adam driver!

@eshryo

2 жыл бұрын

I feel bad for every single actor who was introduced in this trilogy. Daisy, John, Oscar, and Adam are all great actors and could have been great together in a competent series of films

I half-expected this to just be a sped-up version of the entire movie.

Woah I’m impressed you can upload the entirety of rise of Skywalker without a copyright strike

is oscar issac acting while saying "somehow palpatine returned" or is that just his completete disappointment in having to say those lines? we'll never know, but we can guess

@Euruzilys

2 жыл бұрын

It was very believable, either way.

@Enzo012

2 жыл бұрын

A little of both?

@baierogers5096

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, If he was genuinely disappointed in those lines... could you really blame him?

@Hykje

2 жыл бұрын

"Okay JJ -I said it -can I go home now."

@sirprize5191

2 жыл бұрын

He was brutal in the interviews, saying he wishes he was killed off, that he didn't know what he was getting into. Very likely he was inserting his disappointment into the scene. He seemed to know the movies and pointed out some inconsistencies too. Before I saw the scene I actually got the feeling it was an out of script, real disappointment, I'd say it's near %99 intentional.

I will never understand, "They fly now" x3 It's like, bruh, they've been flying since the clone wars

@postmanpat8166

2 жыл бұрын

I was cringing at that in the trailer

@Rvs_.

2 жыл бұрын

@@postmanpat8166 I just watched the movie and, its horrible lol. Especially this line

@postmanpat8166

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rvs_. I saw it when it came out and it should be below free they should PAY you to watch the shit show

@littledrummerofDEATH

2 жыл бұрын

Such a cringe inducing line too

@fridaynightnicktoons6885

2 жыл бұрын

Since BEFORE then. Attack of the clone had jet packs on droid/clones/the freaking source of all clones!

Lady: Who are you Rey: Im Rey Lady: Rey who Finn: *REYYYYYYY*

"The Rise Of Skywalker BUT It's Just Lazy Writing" *uploads entire film*

The way professor Snape survived that crash was incredible

@OminousOnyx772

9 ай бұрын

this is the comment of all time

@darkbrightflow9406

8 ай бұрын

The way Trent Reznor survived that crash was incredible

@blackdynamite_5470

8 ай бұрын

The way Seth Borden survived that crash was incredible

@CrispyChicken-vj4jw

8 ай бұрын

The way JP survived that crash is incredible.

@unleasherquiles8319

8 ай бұрын

I mean… I could see Driver as a good Snape.

Imagine Luke finds out Palpatine is back and he’s like “So my dad died for absolutely nothing?”

@hobomike6935

2 жыл бұрын

Luke: "where are the Lucas trilogies? are they safe? are they alright?" Rey: *"gone, reduced to atoms."*

@trickshotsmoviesandcubing2317

Жыл бұрын

Bruh it wasn't for nothing

@benfletcher8100

Жыл бұрын

@@trickshotsmoviesandcubing2317 Explain. Vader sacrificed himself and died only for Palpatine to be like “Lmao sike”

@trickshotsmoviesandcubing2317

Жыл бұрын

@@benfletcher8100 He saved Luke's life, which was the main reason he did it. He put the galaxy in peace for 30 years. He put Palpatine in a weakened state so that Rey could defeat him. Also it wasn't really her, it was all the Jedi. Including him. And he couldn't have helped her if he hadn't made that sacrifice. And Palpatine would have found her, so she couldn't have defeated him.

@RahulGupta-pf4yt

Жыл бұрын

@@trickshotsmoviesandcubing2317 All the Jedi is a Marvel copy of I am Iron Man.

Thanks for reminding me that this movie still exists, I was starting to think the timeline was getting a bit better again

4 minutes of fax and fun! Well done, my lady.🎉🎉🎉🎉

The worst part of the sequels is that they had all the resources to make a good movie, and just said "Nah lets do none of that."

@nabi5864

8 ай бұрын

Yea, imagine if Disney gave this huge Hollywood budget to the top Star Wars Novel writers and the Old Republic Game Trailer folks

@finkamain1621

6 ай бұрын

@@nabi5864 They don't even care at this point. The movies made enough money and now they have a new era of Star Wars fans from them that will watch anything they make while defending writing like "somehow, Palpatine returned"

@Darkdayzz

5 ай бұрын

"we didn't have access to comics and books like marvel" > Meanwhile the Expanded Universe: "BRUH"

@SamaelVR

5 ай бұрын

Dave Filoni could've knocked this shit out of the park and been set for life

@robertortiz-wilson1588

5 ай бұрын

​@SamaelVR eh...

I feel like realistically, when she tells the old woman, "I'm Rey", the old lady would've just been all, "Hi Ray, my name is Ethel." Instead of all, "Ray WHO!?"

@Lorfo11

2 жыл бұрын

Especially when surnames don't seem to be that common in Star Wars.

@datwhiteboi6256

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly could have worked if they had more dialogue explained, the old lady should have been a friend of Luke's aunt and uncle/adoptive parents. A lot could have been done to make that scene actually work.

@SKyrim190

2 жыл бұрын

It's supposedly set up when that alien kid in Hippie Festival Planet talks to her a little bit and she doesn't have a full name

@gwp4eva

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-wi5vd2ud7z Finn, Qi’Ra, Rex, Lobot, Phasma Yoda, Chewbacca, Greedo, Jabba, Snoke

@steviedmrbk5179

2 жыл бұрын

Fuckin' Ethel lmao, of all the names you could have used lol, thx 🤣😂😆🤪

At this point, Di$ney was like "meh fuck it, lets just wrap this thing up, cut our losses, and move on"

@jamesbellefeuille2926

Күн бұрын

This is the most logical explanation for the shit show known as The Rise of Skywalker.

I expected this to be a re-upload of the entire movie

“Who are you?” “I’m Rey.” “Rey who?” “Rey-“ *Invincible title card plays*

@tomaszwozniak1711

2 жыл бұрын

"Rey Rey Binks"

@LuisMSB3472

2 жыл бұрын

"Rey Misterio"

@smirk-in-progress4800

2 жыл бұрын

lol

@El-Burrito

2 жыл бұрын

Rey Gun

@El-Burrito

2 жыл бұрын

Rey cist

This movie was literally 60% awful writing and 40% *"REEEEEEEYYYYYY!!!"*

@gaffalstudios3617

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah like the entire movie should be in this video

@yeet12937

2 жыл бұрын

Also where was evil Rey with an actual cool lightsaber

@RamkrishanYT

2 жыл бұрын

Rey who? 🤑

@glitch3818

2 жыл бұрын

@@RamkrishanYT Rey Diculous Movie.

@jfyne03

2 жыл бұрын

That's a good compliment you got there. I'd say 20% writing, 40% awful and 60% SHITE

0:51 When the old lady who appears in one scene is more entertaining than any of the other characters, you know you did something wrong.

0:49 lmao that zoom in reminded me of the office when they zoom in on someone

One of the major things this movie lacked was a background laughing track.

@ekosh6266

2 жыл бұрын

Lol right at the spy scene.

@jjwang7597

2 жыл бұрын

“Rey, you’re a Palpatine” *Freeze frame on Rey’s face, cue bigbangtheory_audiencelaugh.mp3 and Seinfeld theme, slow fade to black and roll credits*

@Zachary-

2 жыл бұрын

Unlike the big bang theory, we don't have to be told when to laugh at this embarrassment.

@arcadius2569

2 жыл бұрын

Never have I needed something in my life more. Although the cinema experience was almost there, audience laughed a few times and not at the "jokes"!

@Brianna-ns7iy

2 жыл бұрын

That would have improved it greatly

The creator probably put more effort into this video than Disney did the whole sequel trilogy

@grahambichage4048

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂💔

@traceyjacobsen8544

2 жыл бұрын

Luca's already had apparently 4 movies planned out which Disney scrapt... Like fucking why!?

@DadaIorian

2 жыл бұрын

@@traceyjacobsen8544 The original scripts probably didn’t check off enough of the woke leadership’s required content. Gotta keep up with the DNC if you’re going to stay in operation in Hollywood.

@babygravy7

2 жыл бұрын

@@DadaIorian Always that one guy that has to bring politics into everything.

@DadaIorian

2 жыл бұрын

@@babygravy7 Lol if you think politics didn’t play a role in screwing up this franchise, then I have a time share I’d like to sell you.

this video should be the whole damn movie

"somehow" hits hard

the circus music should've just been the whole movie's soundtrack

@AllysaGraceAAmora

4 жыл бұрын

also i just realized this but Finn is literally that side character that just yells after the protagonist but it's gender swapped lol

@user-xi8yh8qi9j

3 жыл бұрын

@@AllysaGraceAAmora yeah lmao

@rolorolo8844

3 жыл бұрын

@@AllysaGraceAAmora its the new sakura

@georgeofhamilton

2 жыл бұрын

Sad that this is the last _Star Wars_ movie John Williams will ever compose for.

@oscartrevino461

2 жыл бұрын

The new trilogy’s a circus and Rian Johnson and what’s her face are the main event. ( I don’t remember that one lady’s name and I’d like to keep it that way)

Weird, you didn't upload the whole movie

@beckettmaffei

3 жыл бұрын

I wish you said, "This isn't even close to all of the bad writing." and so I could've replied saying, "That would be pirating."

@demosxn6722

3 жыл бұрын

Or the whole trilogy

@ajward9112

3 жыл бұрын

I’m sure the thought was very tempting, but nobody likes copyright strikes

@johnbennett951

2 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

@ethanchua6565

2 жыл бұрын

"impossible. perhaps the archives are incomplete"

the title of this video leads me to believe you uploaded the whole movie, but this is much shorter

I genuinely can't unsee Rey's constant mouthbreathing. It's like Daisy thinks that showing emotion (any emotion, positive or negative) means opening your eyes wide with your mouth slightly open.

@ravenger5672

26 күн бұрын

Just like the woman in Twilight, they’ve both earned the nickname fishface.

Oscar Isaac and John Boyega both joke on their "they fly now" saying how they have been flying since the prequels. It's sad when the actors know more about the story than the writers.

@PikaFan2001

2 жыл бұрын

C3-P0 was literally alive during the empire (when the aerial stormtroopers were a thing) so it makes 0 fucking sense that he would say that. Also Finn was a 1st Order Stormtrooper, wouldn’t he also know about the aerial units??

@Nintendoggy

2 жыл бұрын

@@PikaFan2001 3P0 was online during the freakin' Clone Wars. There were flying Clones, Droids, and Bounty Hunters.

@blakemcmillan5680

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nintendoggy not to Defend the sequels, 3PO’s memory was wiped after the clone wars

@mar10ssj1

2 жыл бұрын

@@PikaFan2001 more proof that Lucas Film hired activists instead of writers. This is how you get a Mary Sue character, plot holes the size of black holes, and cringe worthy dialog.

@iamsick5204

2 жыл бұрын

Just because the actor knows something doesnt mean the character would. None of the characters have seen a flying stormtrooper before... How is that such a hard concept?

When you realize bb8 is the most developed and best character in the sequel trilogy the droid doesn't even speak but has more personality than every character introduced in the sequel trilogy

@Stryker98

2 жыл бұрын

I'd say even Jar Jar is has more personality and is better written.

@spacemanju7

2 жыл бұрын

@@Stryker98 jar jar is the prequel trilogy Lucas made him bb8 is Disney

@MariOmor1

2 жыл бұрын

He's also the cutest character

@iinvalues8480

2 жыл бұрын

Finn

@iinvalues8480

2 жыл бұрын

Kylo Ren

How Disney handled the Star Wars saga is a war crime, they’d do well on removing the movies from all streaming services, absolutely ruined my favourite childhood movies and a brilliant story for the sake of making money, just piggy backed on a already brilliant story and left it in the shitter

@ninjanate5018

10 күн бұрын

It’s like if Mario were to leave Yoshi to rot in a pit in Super Mario Land, with Disney as Mario and Star Wars as Yoshi.

This is a certified modern Disney moment.

Disney owns lord of the rings "sOmEhOw sAuRoN rEtUrNs "

@Trumpetauditioner37

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t even joke like that :(

@ajoajoajoaj

2 жыл бұрын

@@idiotidiot5821 Fun fact: A LOTR film was actually pitched where the Beatles played the hobbit members of the Fellowship.

@spectra5407

2 жыл бұрын

@@ajoajoajoaj I would watch that than the Amazon LOTR show

@ajoajoajoaj

2 жыл бұрын

@@idiotidiot5821 Honestly it's probably for the best that it didn't, even if Stanley Kubrick was supposed to be attached to it.

@balaramchowdary9

2 жыл бұрын

@@spectra5407 I thought it got canceled

Imagine being that old woman, strikes up a conversation and Rey goes silent for 10 seconds while staring off into the distance.

@gileee

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, so you're just gonna ignore me then...

@marierita

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah and at that point I’d be pretty sure the last name was made up or something

@kmmediafactory

2 жыл бұрын

@@marierita "The hell is a sky-walker?"

@snookerwither9955

2 жыл бұрын

Well the woman doesn't exactly come off as friendly "Who are you?" "Rey who?"

@G31M1

2 жыл бұрын

She must think that Rey must be on spice or something

Old Woman: "What's your name?" Rey: *Proceeds to stare into the distance for a solid minute before answering* I'm sure the writers thought this would be epic. They didn't think about how awkward it would be.

The fact that when i introduced Star Wars to my roommate I had to explain how palpatine retuned is just frustrating. They easily could have explained it in a couple minutes, but instead we had to turn to outside sources to have an understanding of a CORE ELEMENT of the plot.

The worst thing about the characters going "tHeY FlY NoW?" is that they shouldn't be surprised that the dominant military superpower in the galaxy has access to jetpacks, since the galaxy has had jetpacks for at least a few thousand years.

@limymage9186

2 жыл бұрын

Especially when one of them was a storm trooper and should know what storm troopers have, and another one literally fought jetpack troopers in a comic

@SchnitzelDude

2 жыл бұрын

I mean Jetpacks are somewhat part of the Mandalorian Religion. Everyone knows who the Mandalorians were. But that's one thing since the Empire did equip some special units with jetpacks. It seems like "they kinda forgot about the jetpacks". Sounds somewhat awful familiar *coughing in GoT S08* . I mean i can understand stuff like this between Episode 1-3 and 4-6 since the prequels did come out in the 2000s and 4-6 in the 70s-80s where also most of the ideas for the movies were made. So it is understandable that Luke was talking about the Clone Wars and Jedi's as if they are long gone/forgotten (i mean they talk about Jedis as if they are gone for like 300 years even though they are gone since like 20 years but it's understandable since they changed their mind in the time span between 4-6 and 1-3 in terms of all that stuff). Why is 7-9 reproducing these issues? There is no need to. We all know what happened between Episode 1-6... why does no character in Episode 7-9 know? I mean the Empire was like what? Maximum 30 years ago? How can no one know that the troops of an army that nearly conquered the entire galaxy like 30 years ago had some units with Jetpacks that the first order might try to imitate?

@dun498

2 жыл бұрын

I love how even the actors know that it's such a bs line.

@HenkkaArtGames

2 жыл бұрын

It's also kinda funny how they look surprised about some jetpack technology while at the same time they have all kinds of spaceships, big and small, that can fly on the surface of a planet and in space and in hyperspace. It's like if we had normal cars, flying cars, trains and metro and then when someone rides a motorcycle, everyone would be like Bill and Ted and be like "NO WAY!?".

@skoulikiagamwtanekrasas

2 жыл бұрын

in my country we call that humor

"Rey who?" "Reyse these nuts to your forehead." "Got dayum"

@enochyawwiredu7170

2 жыл бұрын

"GANEEE HA GANEE"

@comrademoshi1028

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@kingstonajay

2 жыл бұрын

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LMAO

"Rey" "Rey who?" "Reycist"

Imagine being in the military and you get called into a room and hear “somehow hitler returned”.

I didn't watch RoS so i thought "somehow palpatine returns" is a meme It's actually line spoken in the movie..

@jjwang7597

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah don’t watch it, it’s not worth it Unless you wanna end up hating the sequels 3x as much as before

@traceyjacobsen8544

2 жыл бұрын

@@jjwang7597 I watched the first and second and I just could fucking not... It felt so off...

@camilodelfierroacevedo5292

2 жыл бұрын

@@traceyjacobsen8544 Same here, I didn´t bother to watch the third one...

@drago5801

2 жыл бұрын

I haven’t watched the second one

@grayski3324

2 жыл бұрын

@@drago5801 You saved a ton of braincells by not watching TLJ, mate. The plot falls apart at the slightest moment of thought and if you gave a shit about Luke's character then that film may/will piss you off.

The sequel is basically Marvel movies with light sabers, space ships and no talking raccoon

0:43 deadass I was like where tf was that other ship at cause I definitely only saw one😂😂😂