Maybe, in the end, the real Sauron was the friends we made along the way.

@genericguy_

Жыл бұрын

evil friends ?

@exkiltersilva7483

Жыл бұрын

@@genericguy_ well most are evil anyway

@xiii0722

Жыл бұрын

Great comment

@DuskSkullin

Жыл бұрын

*plays the nodding fisherman gif*

@stephenmcginley1961

Жыл бұрын

This guy 😂

Elrond: We do not speak the name of Sauron in these lands master baggins Frodo: Oh is his name really that evil? Elrond: No it's just that he's Galadriel's ex so we try to avoid mentioning him by name.

@bigstirlo3686

Жыл бұрын

This must be in the extended extended version of the Fellowship of the Ring

@daRealB-Rex

Жыл бұрын

@@bigstirlo3686 amazon original extended version

@RegiKusumaatmadja

Жыл бұрын

Perfect comment

@TheMonkeygoneape

Жыл бұрын

Sauron is just the beast from what we do in the shadows now

@esperanzadoronila6735

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

"HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY RINGWRAITHS IF THERE ARE NO RINGS YET?!" This sums up the entire show perfectly.

@r48326

Жыл бұрын

There is an argument that some of the events might not be happening at the same time, so there might already be rings at that point. Not that it would fix that situation. Also its probably one of those theories that are more clever than the show is..

@mr.fusion9872

Жыл бұрын

memba LOTR.. memba the wraiths on horses... memba...

@wildbard4112

Жыл бұрын

They're not ringwraiths

@mr.fusion9872

Жыл бұрын

@@wildbard4112 right sorry my bad , they are wraithrings

@wildbard4112

Жыл бұрын

@@mr.fusion9872 Lol come on now.

When the show creators said in an interview, "We are trying to make the novel that Tolkien never wrote." They weren’t lying. Tolkien would never write something this stupid.

@TheAlienGangster

Ай бұрын

Which is funny because pretty much everything Christopher Tolkien published was already “the novel that Tolkien never wrote” lol.

Joe had a greater character arc than anyone in the show

@hamzataousser5321

Жыл бұрын

So true 😂😂😂

@Jefferson-kd6it

Жыл бұрын

LOL true

@Marth667

Жыл бұрын

The whole five stages of grief and despair.

@jare2067

Жыл бұрын

funniest comment 😂

@Lornext

Жыл бұрын

Too true

Sauron did in fact, simply walked into Mordor.

@justinnyugen7015

Жыл бұрын

Teleported, then walked when he was in proximity

@TheSpiikki

Жыл бұрын

@@justinnyugen7015 💀Good point...

@CarlosHernandez-kn8sl

Жыл бұрын

@@justinnyugen7015 So he stills "Walks INTO Mordor" , xd

@rabl3535

Жыл бұрын

...which would be his base of operations

@justinnyugen7015

Жыл бұрын

@@CarlosHernandez-kn8sl yep. Just not simply

You don't have to be a Tolkien fan to loathe this series. But to BE a Tolkien fan....oh my god, this is Morgoth's revenge

@drobinson-uo7ic

Жыл бұрын

It's enough to make you root for the orcs

@Ihavehadmanynames7779

Жыл бұрын

I’m at a point right now where im not sure if I’ve either I’ve fallen into a deep spiral of conspiracies or if every piece of entertainment always has to be bombarded with woke ideologies. It’s always there in some shape or form. It’s not about telling a story anymore it’s about check boxes and marketing. Aka money grabbing. From anything to gaming to cinema to music it’s there. It’s gotta go because idk how much more i can handle before I’ll blow a gasket. I just want to relax i dont want all this crap getting in tbe way whamens strong we got it the first 100 times we can move on now!!

@jeffelliott7353

Жыл бұрын

@@Ihavehadmanynames7779 no shit. So where's the native American elf, huh? Huh?? And if you include one, do you dress him in traditional garb and get vilified for the stereotype? Or not dress him like that and be accused of disrespecting their culture. You can't win.

@TheBlueArmageddon

Жыл бұрын

I thought it was quite good, represented the books well. What parts were explicitly bad or wrong?

@kaltaron1284

Жыл бұрын

@@drobinson-uo7ic Not gonna lie, Adar was one of the most relatable characters. Why the orcs did collect slaves to dig those ditches OTOH... no idea.

The most disappointing thing about this version of Galadriel is that she is written to always be right, and in doing so lacks any shred of humility. This Galadriel would not have hesitated to take the ring from Frodo. Why wouldn't she? Everything she does is right and no one knows better than she does.

@shortyzander1341

Жыл бұрын

Yes cause a good character and their development would be great if they were always right.

@no1guy825

Жыл бұрын

except when she went all ape on Adar...and whenever she flipped out at the Numenoreans. Pay attention.

@jaleman19881

Жыл бұрын

Because is a female lead character, they have to make sure she’s always right, better than anyone else. Bad “female energy “ forcing female characters on people, to always be much better.. just like Rey from Star Wars.

@yourenotmarywelcome8693

Жыл бұрын

@@no1guy825 - I mean, she only threatened to make Adar watch her commit Orc genocide…. No biggie.

@boblupart862

Жыл бұрын

WO-MAN IS ALWAYS RIGHT BIGOT!

I gotta say props to Joe for learning to let Alex and OJ talk more while still keeping his own rants going. It’s a much better balance, so good on you, Joe

@mylifesstory6588

Жыл бұрын

this

@raphk9599

Жыл бұрын

Yes he has gotten really good at managing the discussion.

@-Nihilus-

Жыл бұрын

It's a great improvement

@axewolfjack

Жыл бұрын

I loved it when he checked himself to let Alex speak. And then he unleashed Hell.

@deathseal9722

Жыл бұрын

His character development is beyond the one we got on she hulk lol. Hes learned and adapted and is a better content creator for it.

Wasn't galadriel supposed to be the only one NOT fooled by sauron

@justinnyugen7015

Жыл бұрын

It's worse that she knows and still willingly goes along with it

@lodewijk6873

Жыл бұрын

Well, that is supposed to happen later on right? (In this show's own weird timeline)

@captbuckyohare5585

Жыл бұрын

And Gil-galad but the show has made him a bit player

@rafael502

Жыл бұрын

@@justinnyugen7015 my women strong or whatever

@cy-one

Жыл бұрын

Also, Galadriel is one of the oldest elves around at the time. But no, she's like 16 and didn't get money for cigarettes from mom.

This show somehow makes people feels rushed and slow at the same time. Masterpeace writting.

@override367

Жыл бұрын

every LOTR elf is in such a hurry in this show YOU CAN HAVE 3 WEEKS yall are elves bro, you aint going to lose your divinity and connection to the land in 3 weeks

@Beardshire

Жыл бұрын

"We have to hurry and make these rings, but slowly..."

@midgetwars1

Жыл бұрын

It's cos they slowed everything down except the only part that NEEDED to be slowed. The fucking rings. But they sped right past that. The fuck?

@kinagrill

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I know what you mean right here. It's like there's no attentionspan, and at the same time a sort of time-is-SLOOOW sensation. Like if bored and you notice it's only been 5 minutes and you have 7 more hours of work to do.

I love how Alex has never corrected Joe saying Gil-Galahad, and he just snickers every time XD

@42Mrgreenman

Жыл бұрын

Lol yeah, but every time he says it, I think of Gil-galad surrounded by sexy nuns...

@jackdonith

Жыл бұрын

And then mithril gets forged into a Holy Grail, that is found by Gil Galahad, the perfect knight.

@JakaNastran

Жыл бұрын

Actually, he did, around 30 minutes in :)

A Wizard never arrives 1000's of years too early, he arrives precisely whenever the writers need him to

@GGA007Gaming

Жыл бұрын

Has not been said it's gandolf ever in show just stop.

@Brohl1337

Жыл бұрын

@@GGA007Gaming this comment might age very bad in season 2. Remind me

@wadalmighty389

Жыл бұрын

@@GGA007Gaming bro it’s absolutely Gandalf, the fact he hangs out with hobbits, loves talking to moths, and says one of his iconic lines “always follow your nose” there’s no denying it now

@GGA007Gaming

Жыл бұрын

@@Brohl1337 I mean It could but stuff like this when they say we are spreading misinformation make them right. This show is so bad the last thing I wanna see is them be right.

@DiggetyDank

Жыл бұрын

@@wadalmighty389 its just the writers eating their fair share of 'member berries.

"That's what the Rings of Power of Amazon is, the Rings are the number of zeros they wrote to Tolkien's estate to piss on it". That's gotta be the most savage line I've ever heard, holy shit Alex. That's rage in a single sentence from a man that's seen one of his favorite IP's destroyed.

@aSSGoblin1488

Жыл бұрын

at least ASOIAF fans had 4 great seasons to watch. though those same fans had no idea that the HBO adaptation meant the book series will never be finished since the author is high off his farts and living life on easy mode with HBO money

@erguille

Жыл бұрын

If there was an Emmy for best line said in a KZread show he would at least be nominated for this

@TomCruz54321

Жыл бұрын

This is the most trope-filled movie/show I've seen in a long while. Of course all movies/shows use tropes but in Rings of Power, it seems every scene is set up to use an overused trope, whether it's the Miscommunication Trope, Death Fakeout Trope, Bait and Switch Trope, Mystery Box Trope, etc. That's why this show is so predictable, I recognize the trope immediately and watch it play out very slowly already knowing how the trope ends.

@IMHOvideochannel

Жыл бұрын

Nothing is destroyed. It's just a stupid tv show. If I see a release from a big corporation - I just know it's going to be a pile of garbage.

@superjlk_9538

Жыл бұрын

@@aSSGoblin1488 George probably just can’t write an ending. He’s still making other stuff that he doesn’t have to commit decades too because he probably only has 15 years left to live realistically

"The rings were the zero's that were paid to Tolkien's estate to piss on it." That was some legit poetry my friend!

For anyone wondering... The idea of the Elven Rings is that they would have the power to heal and preserve. The one of Galadriel would have the power to literally stop time in an area, and that's why Lothlorien were she lived was always beautiful and didn't seem to age. The one of Elrond would have the power to heal any wound, and that's why it could heal Frodo from the wound with the Morgul blade, although it couldn't totally cure a wound made with that kind of evil magic. The third Ring was the fire ring, and supossedly should belong to an elve called Cirdan, the Shipwright, who lately would give it to Gandalf when he arrived to the Grey Havens. It had the power to fill the hearts of people with fire, making them do heroic things, wich Gandalf used several times during The War of the Ring for the defense against Sauron. But Alex is right, the Elves wouldn't use their rings until after Sauron's defeat. The moment he created the One Ring and he put it on his finger, they sense it and knew what was happening, so they took them off and wouldn't use them until after he was defeated on the battle of the Last Alliance. If not... they would be controlled by it like it happened with the Nine rings of Men.

I loved seeing Alex smirk when Joe would start screaming about an aspect of the show. At this point, Alex doesn't have the willpower or desire to complain about the show anymore, but he clearly appreciates that Joes still has the energy to do it.

@LoLPunky

Жыл бұрын

I thought it was funny how he'd smirk every time Joe said "Gil Galihad".

@swizzler8053

Жыл бұрын

It's the best 😂

@fnh123

Жыл бұрын

That's because he's reach the last stage of grief: Acceptance.

@Dan016

Жыл бұрын

@@fnh123 in this case i think the last step was actually indifference 🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

@efeezy7770

Жыл бұрын

@@Dan016 Yeah he doesn’t wanna make himself mad

“The Rings are the number of 0’s they wrote to Tolkien’s Estate to piss on it.” 😂😂😂 Alex had me dying lol

@filipvadas7602

Жыл бұрын

That single joke was unironically better then any line in the show XD

@RespectTheSourceMaterial

Жыл бұрын

@@PraetorianG2004 there is no more estate bro. Tolkien's kids died only lawyers remain. So yes they know better than your precious estate.

@thumos

Жыл бұрын

Simon Tolkien has always been jealous of what his grandfather and father were able to accomplish. He's trying to collaborate with Barad-dur here to reach those highs but it obviously fails completely.

@darkwolfe6286

Жыл бұрын

Truer words have been spoken !

@LurchyScott

Жыл бұрын

@@thumos The fact that he's a consultant for this show speaks volumes about his character. That dude does not give a fuck what happens to the lore. He only cares about the amount of zeros that are on the pay cheque he's getting.

Watching Joe's reaction to episode 1 and the finale is a rollercoast of emotions

@JIGWIGPIG

Жыл бұрын

I disagree with Joe politically 100%. That being irrelevant and said, I'm surprised he hates it. It makes my heart happy and enjoy joe. Glad we got him

@alexporter560

Жыл бұрын

What does he believe politically

@timokoelle6830

Жыл бұрын

Joe changed from a Fanboy knowing practically nothing like Jon Snow about the Lore atleast in the Beginning to an absolute Hater. Can´t blame him though.

@dostoyevsky7319

Жыл бұрын

Its funny he hates this because it ruins the lore but loves the witcher netflix show

@GM-xk1nw

6 ай бұрын

​@@JIGWIGPIGwhy do you hate people of color?

I loved the part when Sauron used his light saber to cut Galadriel throat and said: "I'm the Lord of The Rings, you can't stop me!". So Galadriel body disapeared and she appeared far away up the hills with all elves allies, human and dwarves armies and screamed at loud: " No, you're wrong. The true Lord of the Rings are the friends that we have done in our journey." So Sauron started to cry and jumped in the Ocean.

@annndresf

Жыл бұрын

give this man a billion $

@MariOmor1

Жыл бұрын

"It's ringin' time" *proceeds to LOTR herself over Sauron*

@nickuva6508

Жыл бұрын

My soul connected with this plot and my dick exploded 10/10 -ign

@marcelniedurny595

Жыл бұрын

Because the sea is always right 🤣

@kaltaron1284

Жыл бұрын

"the friends that we have done in our journey" It's usually "made" but "done" works too here I guess.

Rando dude who turns out to be Sauron tells the greatest elven smith in middle earth: "Hey, you know you can mix two metals together?" Wow. Sheer genius. This is like me telling a world class chef about the wonders of mustard and ketchup on a hot dog.

@whom382

Жыл бұрын

Ketchup on a hot dog is disgusting.

@madiqismal4186

Жыл бұрын

Ketchup on a hot dog is amazing.

@michealmcneal2259

Жыл бұрын

Ketchup doesnt belong on hotdogs....mustard, relish, onion, sauerkraut, chili, cheese..... those are the only acceptable condiments

@sixupsprite5501

Жыл бұрын

It's more like me, some tard from the middle of nowhere, telling Tom Brady that you can wear cleats to get better traction on the field.

@homi1001

Жыл бұрын

Like telling Gordon Ramsay how to cook an egg.

I think I know where the writers got this entire show from. There was that one scene where Frodo offers the Ring to Galadriel and she’s all like, “In place of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen!” And the writers saw this, and they thought about it for a few seconds, and they decided they needed 1 billion dollars to make Sauron propose to Galadriel.

@Zangozz

Жыл бұрын

But she said no

@joeytheghost4211

Жыл бұрын

@@Zangozz wait till season 4, it goes from "no" to a "maybe?"

@robert23456789

Жыл бұрын

@@joeytheghost4211 then end of season 6 and one last fuck u to us all they get married and that’s how the show ends

@deeplyasleep4445

Жыл бұрын

Not sure if you're joking, but you might be on to something. I rewatched the film and saw flashes (or attempts) of the new Galadriel. The passion and intensity when she is declaring her intentions for the ring seems to be the chords they were trying to strike with her characterization in the series. The problem is (aside from literally everything else) the actress was not capable of delivering such a performance. She was expressionless, looked constipated, stiff, and worst of all, boring.

@christinerobbins9376

Жыл бұрын

They definitely playing fast and loose with the timeline. The "meteor men" did not arrive until a thousand years later. But the more I read the dumb AF statements put out by the show runners ...? It makes sense in a weird way. Peter Jackson was dragged 2 decades ago for making changes to accommodate film & time. The people who were not fans of that were labeled "Tolkienistas" 😄 I think our currently woke showrunners, literally won the pitch campaign (which, they *were* up against a ton of competition) because they sold the idea of RoP "not being for those fans" 😳 So? You decided to alienate your core fan base in the pursuit of being seen as the woke geniuses of this century? 🤔🤣 I'm not a hardcore Tolkien fan, but my kid and my dad are ...idc if you cast black actors as hobbits (but sorry they just REALLY cannot be elves. Why? Because they are literally derived from Norse mythology, lol). Someone please cast me (in all my paleness) as Viola Davis in Woman King and watch how fast the hypocrisy flows forth. 🤣🤣🤣 RoP tried to rip one minute out of a multi millennia saga and force feed their audience a bunch of fkng nonsense. My advice? Keep the comments turned off because clearly Amazon is in no mood for the truth. Easier just to call everyone racist 🤦‍♀️

"we had a longer Hartfoot goodbye then Sauron making the rings of power" Sums up the entire show.....

I don't know why you expected character growth for Galadriel. She started perfect, where do you go from there?

@vladelinamilize

Жыл бұрын

I agree, its so garbage.

@TheBlueArmageddon

Жыл бұрын

Shes an elf, ofcourse shes perfect. But heck, the one mistake she made (diplomacy with Numenor) got riffed by Alex, so no matter what it seems people were unsatisfied

@CovertPhilosopher

Жыл бұрын

@@TheBlueArmageddon stop the shill my guy

@Trollificusv2

Жыл бұрын

@@TheBlueArmageddon No, she wasn't perfect. Her "mistake" was not portrayed as any kind of weakness or flaw, nor did she suffer any consequence, learn anything, or grow from it in any way. Additionally, she was a bad leader, a bad diplomat, arrogant, unpleasant, poor at both tactics and tact...I could go on, but it's pointless to rage at or about a fictional character. But yeah, I'm pretty dissatisfied with everything about the character, as written. And that's the problem. How could they possibly have made a good character when totally constrained by 2022 Hollywood rules, which have _NOTHING_ to do with Tolkein, LoTR or good writing?

When Sauron said Where is galadriel? Is she safe? Is she all right? Then Morgoth said It seems in your anger... you killed her. Then Sauron said I... I couldn't have! She was alive; I felt it... I... Nooooooo! I literally cried

@aesir1ases64

Жыл бұрын

Dont forget the part where Gil Galad says to Elrond to join the dark side of force and Elrond replies with: "You failed your highness, I will never join the dark side ... Im a Jedi, like my father before me". Literally chills, so touching.

@lentzi

Жыл бұрын

@@aesir1ases64 you ruined it and you should feel bad

@PakornThaipituk

Жыл бұрын

On the Third Age. Before Aragorn made the last stand with Sauron's army. The burning eye looked at Aragorn and said. "Aragorn, I am going to be your great grandfather in law" "What. How." asked Aragorn. Sauron responded "Arwen's mother is my secret dauther I have with Galadriel" Aragorn shouted pespair, "Noooooooooooooooooo."

@TheEldritchGod

Жыл бұрын

I loved the part where Galadriel Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way Targaryen said, "We have the mightiest armies in all of middle earth! What do you have that could defeat us?" Sauron just cracked his neck and said, "Magic, Mutherf*cker." Then Frodo said, "Crap. we're gonna need a bigger ring." so Gandalf told the Ents "run forrest run!" Then Don Lemonlas said, "We Haz RANGS!" while wearing T-shirt that read, "Ask Me About My Translucent Agenda." All Game of Thrones scholars agree that the scene where Rhaenyra whispers in Celeborn's ear “I hate pee on the toilet seat when I go to use it.” and then disconnects the machine that keeps him alive, perfectly delivered George JRR Martin's message of hope and healing for all wahmankind. Then Galadriel jumped into the ocean with Dory and started singing, "Just keep swimming." I have to admit, I did not like the part where the authot race swapped the ents. Ents are clearly White Birch, but those ents were OAK. Remember, Arboreal Pollen is Tree ejaculation, so the Ent orgy counts as interracial and should have the appropriate tags. I loved the part where Ursula said “Ahh, so you think darkness is your ally? But you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already an octopus, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!” Then She-Hulk said, "You either die a Hero or live long enough to see yourself become the Crustacean." And then Halbrand said, "YEW TUKE ARR JERBS!" and Kicked a Harfoot into a well while shouting, "THIS. IS. NUMENOR." But Then Ursula Replied, "I am INEVITABLE!!!" only for Ariel to impale her with the boat while saying, "And I am all the Jedi! ... On a Boat." I laughed, I cried, I kissed 18 bucks goodbye. 10/10 Would edge to it again. Much Stunning. Much Bravery.

The Shadow of Mordor has a better understanding of Tolkien lore than a billion dollar series

@Isnogood12

Жыл бұрын

It's even better than the goddamn Hobbit movies.

@Zxein666

Жыл бұрын

@@Isnogood12 i actually love the Hobbit trilogy

@unitor699industries

Жыл бұрын

imagine if they made a movie or show about that game

@kevinmillerwaynejr5852

Жыл бұрын

@@CasepbX I would recommend playing shadow of war also and is personally a lot better then Mordor and I would also recommend playing the dlc too

@jamaly77

Жыл бұрын

The games were orcs talk nonstop. Yeah those were absolute garbage and had nothing to do with the lore.

What happened to Galadriel’s ability to read people’s minds and speak telepathically even over long distances (this was in the LOTR movies and mentioned in Tolkien’s letters) Also; it was never mentioned in canon that Sauron was in love with Galadriel, or that he wanted to share his throne with anyone. Even the ringwraiths were just reduced to mindless slaves to him.

@grandadoboman1995

Жыл бұрын

Galadriel wasn't even front and center in the book where the series is based from.

@ubersc00ber

Жыл бұрын

That there is any sexual tension between galadriel and Sauron at all is a fucking travesty.

@dealodi1

Жыл бұрын

They swapped it for her swimming ability.

@Olivia-W

Жыл бұрын

​@@ubersc00ber About as screwed as the symbol they chose for presumably Finarfin's line to be so close to Fëanor's... Also, boats and "if blood be the price of passage." Bad parallels.

@danielmccave246

Жыл бұрын

Like joe says they want you to WATCH SEASON TWOOOO lol

1:14:25 Alex's face, when Angry Joe says Gandalf wants to bone Nori, is perfect

@MundaneThingsBackwards

Жыл бұрын

He's not the only one trying to figure out the logistics. lmfao

@carontorliak2760

Жыл бұрын

Technically Gandalf is younger than nori if we take his birth as the meteor blast.

@alexl.4362

Жыл бұрын

Nori is Thicc.

@prolastmedia6171

Жыл бұрын

@@alexl.4362 brRrRrRuuUH

@stevejones8550

Жыл бұрын

It is pretty creepy that this child(nori) was allowed to leave with some random old guy. Like wtf! That shows even more that the hartfoots are terrible people.

It wasn't Saurons plan to run into Galadriel on the ocean. It was even worse writing than that. Saurons plan was to go somewhere away from it all and live in peace. Thats why he wanted to stay in Numenor and smith weapons. Thats why he was so reluctant to go with Galadriel to middle earth. Thats why he didn't want to beat up the Numenorians that were messing with him and why he told Galadriel "I have found peace here, for both of our sakes, let me keep it". Their Sauron plot was basically Sauron got betrayed by Adar so he was like, you know what, screw this, I don't want to be evil and control everything anymore, I just wanna go live a normal life as a normal person far away from middle earth. Even after Galadriel found out he's Sauron he still didn't want to be evil anymore, he just wanted to marry Galadriel and help everyone but Galadriel was like nah fuck that I hate you so now Sauron is like, oh yea well screw you too I will just go be evil again! So basically Sauron turns into an incel. Thats their billion dollar plot. lmfao

@PineappleBaconPizza

Жыл бұрын

Galadriel is the real dark lord of this show lmao

@itbesilly4544

Жыл бұрын

I am become death, the destroyer of worlds, because she destroyed my world.

@thepaxbisonica4742

Жыл бұрын

Yes, that's how it came across to me too... Sauron just wanted peace and to make amends for his past but Galadriel pushes him into being evil again. Basically, everything is Galadriel's fault. 🤦‍♂

@Great_White21

Жыл бұрын

The main problem about this bs is Sauron wanting to live in peace. 💀 Sauron... servant of Morgoth, The dark lord who is feared by everyone even in his weakest form... wanting peace. 💀

@Corthmic

Жыл бұрын

@@Great_White21 I can see that only because of how long he's lived, dude's been around so long I could definitely see him shift eventually, it's the fact that all it takes to shift him right back to evil is being rejected that's insanely stupid.

The writers admitted in one of their interviews that the only reason they got the job was because they were friends with JJ Abrams and he called Amazon on their behalf. Not surprising given how the story was written ameturish and full of mystery boxes.

@NameUnknownz

Жыл бұрын

Ah if that's true then no wonder

@emhu2594

Жыл бұрын

You knew it was nepotism. It certainly wasn't passion for the story or talent.

@crazyralph6386

Жыл бұрын

@@NameUnknownz nepotism is another reason why Hollywood is dead. anyone recommended by that IP destroyer, should’ve been at the BOTTOM of the list!

@jackjohn4156

Жыл бұрын

The guy who ruins big franchises… Idk how companies didn’t learn anything from the past still

@Jay-cy3wt

Жыл бұрын

You gotta be shitting me

19:50 - it's impossible the Southlands (Mordor) is a week's ride to Eregion because it took Boromir 108 days to travel from Osgiliath to Rivendell for the council of Elrond, which is actually less of a distance than the example used. How skewed and warped are these showrunner's minds to distort small details like this?!

@alexl.4362

Жыл бұрын

Where does it say he traveled 108 days.

@apgmk1970

Жыл бұрын

@@alexl.4362 it says 111 days in The Fellowship of the Ring, book 2, ch. 2, "The Council of Elrond"

@alexl.4362

Жыл бұрын

@@apgmk1970 Sweet.

@kaltaron1284

Жыл бұрын

How many days did it takes Guyladriel to swim through half an ocean? The show has no sense of time and scale.

@NakedGhost3234

Жыл бұрын

@@kaltaron1284 it wasn't an ocean, it was the local mariner center KEKW

Galadriel was saying she's gonna kill Sauron for the longest time. And finally when she found out.. she's keeping silent? I thought she was supposed to be a strong.

I'd really like to know how these writers managed to con bezos so epically.

@surepain3375

Жыл бұрын

J. J. Got them their jobs.

@nathanmorgan3647

Жыл бұрын

@@surepain3375 Even not present and actively working on a project , J.J. still manages to destroy a franchise.

@TheNoNoNo1

Жыл бұрын

These $$$$$ you're welcome

@triggerfairy4070

Жыл бұрын

Jar Jar Abrhams

@jaccat4336

Жыл бұрын

I’d rather see a documentary about how that happened than this show. There’s got to be some serious money laundering going on cause the $ is certainly not on the screen.

I liked Alex's comment from the last show, basically he said the writing on RoP was like blowing up the statue of David to make ten thousand little marble buttplugs. Any enjoyment you might get from your buttplug would be immediately nullified when you realised what had been destroyed to create it.

@b29ak2007

Жыл бұрын

I showed that part to someone who was thinking about watching the show... They immediately understood they can skip it

@rezai7

Жыл бұрын

Lmao it still cracks me up how funny and accurate that description is

@vikingcathq

Жыл бұрын

I liked when he said 'It's like watching an old friend of yours live on TV getting buttfucked while on fire.'

@catalan8241

Жыл бұрын

It does not match with the situation at all though. Nothing has been destroyed. All the books and lore still exist. It would probably be more accurate to say someone less talented created a disfigured copy of the Statue and put it right next to the original.

@MrLutharr

Жыл бұрын

Except not a single thing has been destroyed to create it. So his analogy makes zero sense. But since this is the comments section of youtube I suspect just brainless agreement with anything they say just because they are hating on something you want to hate on also.

Joe's assumptions for future episodes are always better than the episodes that come after.

@bleack8701

Жыл бұрын

That's why I wish he stopped rating based on speculation for the next.

@Ackalan

8 ай бұрын

@@bleack8701It's quite fascinating, it's like he's standing on a road in order to rate how good the road is, and he just keep looking around all in wonder how good this road is, because it could lead anywhere, to mystical places and great adventures. Everyone looking down at the actual road see it's a cattle trail filled with mud, piss and dung can quite quickly conclude this lead to the same smelly run down barn as last time, but not Joe, he might notice the odd smell and some weird sinking feeling in the steps but he just keep looking and imagining what could be, until he's right in front of said barn again, then he's pissed. See Ashoka for a more recent example of this.

I was initially hyped for this show...... So disappointing. Sure, they fired the show runners. But what can you do when this was already pushed in a certain direction? There's no fixing it at this point. They'd have to reboot basically.

@thedeepfriar745

Жыл бұрын

They didn’t fire the show runners

@stevejones8550

Жыл бұрын

@@thedeepfriar745 well that's even more disappointing. I thought they brought on new show runners? Welp they clearly don't give a fuuuuuuuucckkkk what fans think. It's not about consumer dollars. It's about investors dollars. That's why these properties don't care about fans. It all goes back to esg and a social credit score. It's unfortunate.

@Euer_Hochwuergen

Жыл бұрын

but the question is, why were you hyped in the first place?

@stevejones8550

Жыл бұрын

@@Euer_Hochwuergen lol. Because I love Tolkiens world and fantasy in general. But...... they just said "🤷meh, let's do our own thing". Fuckers man!

I've been waiting for this more than the season finale hahaha. Love it guys

@LevAizik

Жыл бұрын

Haha Same here

@Escape.Velocity

Жыл бұрын

Same. I was like, “I’m gonna watch it, i’m not gonna like it, but i can’t wait to watch the internet shit on it afterwards.”

@jjchilidogs1990

Жыл бұрын

I rather watch this than the show

@iluen

Жыл бұрын

Same the final was the best episode, but it was horrible! :)

@LasinoCapsen

Жыл бұрын

same

Can we all take a moment to appreciate how Joe's pronunciation of the characters' names was a better character arc than galadriel's arc

@firnardaionDE

Жыл бұрын

Whatever he still pronounces Thanos and algorithm wrong. 😂😂😂

@gidope4076

Жыл бұрын

Galandriel

@travisspazz1624

Жыл бұрын

Giving up her brother's dagger.

@Killingglorie

Жыл бұрын

Galandriel, Selebrimbor, Gal-gilahad

@TomCruz54321

Жыл бұрын

The Mystery Box Trope is a plague and it needs to die. If you want the audience to enjoy the plot, you have to let them follow the plot. Reveal the character's goal and show the step by step progress towards that goal. The problem is I didn't know they were gonna use the trenches to explode the volcano. So all those episodes they spent building the trenches, I wasn't following anything, because I didn't know what it was for and how it's connected to Adar's goal which I also didn't know what it was.

Took me awhile to realize the entire episode was called "Better Call Sauron". Where Sauron Evildude reveal himself as a powerful lawyer in the entire middle earth.

Sauron literally says, "remember me?" to Adar when he caught up to him. Later when Adar is being questioned, he seems to realize that Halbrand is Sauron.

Felt like Alex and Joe just went through the same journey as Frodo and Sam went through.

@Nero_PR

Жыл бұрын

Are you implying other joe is Gollum?

@blackwolf4653

Жыл бұрын

@@Nero_PR well he always wants to play Zombie Games

@Ajbajnificent

Жыл бұрын

At this point, its this show that needs to be thrown into Mount Doom.

@compatriot852

Жыл бұрын

Other Joe would be Tom Bombadil

@kyle20109

Жыл бұрын

@@Ajbajnificent 💯

Ah yes. The billion dollar show with writing on par with Paramount's Halo

@isla2202

Жыл бұрын

billion dollar spent on vfx shots...10k of vfx shots. Then they remembered they had to write a story

@krajicsek13

Жыл бұрын

They could've used that money on The Boys or Invincible

@peshkybee7721

Жыл бұрын

@@isla2202 backgrounds looked great but damn whoever was responsible for matching on set lighting totally dropped the ball. Knowing these huge tech companies it was probably some unpaid intern

@Ellthom

Жыл бұрын

Be lucky we didn't get Sauron ass.

@medalgear654

Жыл бұрын

the last Jedi and rise of skywalker level writing

I must say something, now, at the end of all things. 1. The Letter 'C' in Elvish names, are always hard. It is pronounced Keleborn, Kelebrimbor, Kelebdil. 2. It's Gil-Galad - not Gil-Galahad Oh, I know.... small things - but since we are already speaking of not doing Tolkien's work justice, I thought I could point that out.

Probably the only show that I feel both like I'm battered and beaten up over a long journey, but nothing happened in that journey to feel that way. Then there is Andor with a fraction of the budget and whether you like the whole rogue dude doing rogue things or not, the acting and writing is fantastic.

You mean to tell me the guy who was obviously Sauron was Sauron?? Almost like the writers didn’t handle any of the characters competently LMAO

To call it fanfiction would imply fans wrote it.

I know because of inflation you can't compare them 1:1, but I think the amount of money they spent on this first season is supposed to be what 750 million? And the total for the Peter Jackson trilogy was 280M? It is absolutely mind boggling the production difference between the two. The battle of Helms Deep and Pelennor Fields vs. a tiny skirmish of 100 vs. 100 in a village.

@dylanabel205

Жыл бұрын

280m for the Jackson trilogy is the equivalent of about 480m today

Incel Sauron combined with Perfect Galadriel is the picture perfect symbol of modern TV and moviemaking 'message insertion' at the expense of artistic integrity. A complete disaster.

@firenze6478

5 ай бұрын

Don’t forget rewriting everything to reflect san Francisco for the sole sake of “diversity.” Even though we already have Haradrim…

“Do you remember the Peter Jackson LOTR trilogy, Mr Joe? It’ll be the 20th anniversary soon. And the fanbase will cheer. And we’ll remember seeing those characters created by a visionary genius all those years ago represented as well as they possibly could have been. And the battle scenes that defined a generation of cinema will still stand up to scrutiny and be as impressive now as they were in the early 2000s. And the writing quality of one of the most dramatic and powerful stories in the history of fiction will still be as resonant because of the love and care Jackson put into those films to the best of his ability… and the good, good writing will just shine from every part of the script from the plot to the characters to the overall themes of the story… Do you remember the feeling of good writing, Mr Joe?”

@NoName-gp8il

Жыл бұрын

Lmao this fckn gold 🔥🔥🔥

@Tangerator

Жыл бұрын

I remember when the movies released people were crying about how shit it was edit: even though they were masterpieces

@robertjames2277

Жыл бұрын

20th anniversary of two towers

@jimmycakes7158

Жыл бұрын

Take me back, taaake meee baaaaack

@luigi180

Жыл бұрын

@@Tangerator Pretty sure that was book fans that were pissed that a mainstream film snatched away LOTR from their super secret book club.....

I love Alex´s face every time Joe says "Gil-Galahad".

@mirekbns

Жыл бұрын

You know he says it on purpose.

I have been really into your reviews on shows and movies lately. I just wanted to say I appreciate that you give everything a fair shot no matter your thoughts going in. Secondly I really love the 3 different views. Someone who super loves the lore, someone in the middle and then someone who is just seeing the show based on it's merits with no bias. Love you guys!

After 8 hours of watching the Rings of Power, we have 3 rings. With no power.

Alex’s energy is peak “ I don’t know what to say you pay me to eat the same shit every week” 😂😂😂

Original Lord of the Rings budgets (adjusted for inflation): $170 million per movie Rings of Power first season budget: $462 million

At first I was afraid it wouldn't be faithful to the source material, until I saw Galadriel in Numenor speak in the local AAVE dialect while skateboarding and dunking a basketball. That's when I knew the show was in good hands.

@ubersc00ber

Жыл бұрын

I didnt feel represented until this very moment.

If you read the Appendices closer you can find passages where Tolkien describes elves having salon quality hair during battles.

@steve_ire321

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, that's right. I remember in that entire chapter in the Silmarillion where he wrote about the battle of the salons in Valinor. Gandalf got pissed when the one that offered him discount wash and perms at the end of the month lost the battle to the one that invented the high fades for the Elves. It's no wonder Gandalf turned up in TLoTR's looking like a shaggy bastard with split ends.

@loskar9085

Жыл бұрын

I'm not trying to refute your statement but do you know what page to said appendices and is it from LOTR? Cause I am genuinely curious.

@BattleBladeWarrior

11 ай бұрын

@@loskar9085 Appendice 3, about halfway down "Each Elven warrior was entrusted with a vial of dove, as per Galadriel's blessing. As word of this spread, Axe bodyspray was sent to every corner of the dwarven mines, with the creed "though we venture from our home, may we smell of rock and stone"

The producers of the show say that it is going to be 2 years before season 2 of Rings of Power gets released. Their stated reason for it taking so long is because of the extensive time taken to film the show and create special effects. I think the real reason is so that people can forget how bad the first season was.

Rings of Power is a show from Sauron's perspective, how everyone acted badly at him, and he just wanted love, but he was rejected. While LOTR trilogy shows the reality of the rest of the people how they see world, this show is about how Sauron sees it, and how he is the good guy who was bullied, so now he wants to revenge, because his feelings were touched, and this shows how good he is, and evil the rest are.

@Lazarus_ReSpawn

Жыл бұрын

It would be great if this was intentional, but it just makes it look more sad when you put it like that 🤣what an epic fail. Couldn't make hobbits likeable and made their villain look more appealing than protagonist, it's just sad

@kaltaron1284

Жыл бұрын

There was actually good intentions in Sauron or rather Mairon at first. He wanted order and perfection but in his hubris he though he could achieve that but needed power which Morgoth promised. Let's just say that being the right hand man for the first Dark Lord wasn't without consequences. He even considered surrendering after Morgoth lost but chose to hide instead and then tried to take over Middle Earth. He still was aiming for a "better world" but he'd been thoroughly corrupted.

Joe did a great job facilitating this, bringing the anger that we all feel and making it super entertaining and filling the conversation, but also giving other Joe and Alex time to voice their opinions on it. Literally the only reason I finish the series was so I could watch this review and a few others. Well done, thanks for going through it fellas. Lol

@AnimichileTV

Жыл бұрын

Same me. I didnt finish the series without Joe.

@BasementPepperoni

Жыл бұрын

He's going to be branded a HUWITE supremacist now, because you know.......legitimate criticism and all that shit, smfh.

Galadriel, one of the most intelligent and powerful elves in Tolkien Lore and made a strong female warrior in The Rings of Power, contribution before and after refusing to retire to the motherland of elves that was ordered by her king and best friend in her best interest because her return caused the sacred Elf tree to lose leafs by swimming through an entire ocean was: -Instead of searching for her missing husband did an unsuccessful centuries long expedition to find Sauron forcing poor elf soldiers into terrible conditions and refusing to send them home until they revolt against her. -Making the sacred Elf tree lose leafs after her return and when the elf king exiles her and she returns from the exile the tree continues to lose more leafs and therefore making the elf king want to leave Middle Earth. -Convinced the Regent queen of Numenor, a country that doesn’t trust elves, to make an unsuccessful expedition to Middle earth where the Numenorians lost 4 ships, 200 men and the sight of the regent queen making the country even more elfphobic. -Failed to stop the creation of Mordor by not killing and loosely bounding the boss of the orcs Adar and failing to notice that the decoy of Adar was a decoy that she could have easily discovered if she just opened the package or hold it long enough to notice that it is just a normal weapon and not an evil artifact so crucial to hide. -Convinced Sauron, who was badly disguised as king of the south lands that is a title that doesn’t exist for 1000 years and Galadriel should know that, to return to middle earth and brought him to an elvish forge with the precious material of Mithrahil where he creates the idea of the rings of power. -Forced the elves to forge the rings of power, that will be corrupted and used by Sauron to almost rule the entire middle earth if it wasn’t for his defeat at the hands of Isildur who almost died in one of Galadriel’s unsuccessful expeditions, because of the king wanting to leave the Middle Earth that was caused by her returning to middle earth and making the Elf tree lose leafs.

@elidasilva5558

Жыл бұрын

She is even a better Dark Lord then acutal Sauron

@dojelnotmyrealname4018

Жыл бұрын

I'll also add that Halbrand didn't even try to be the King of the Southlands. Galadriel just assumed he was.

@darkwolfe6286

Жыл бұрын

@@dojelnotmyrealname4018 Just another example as how piss poor this writing is, and the purposeful ignorance of the show runners in choosing to use information that was not meant to be used in a novel or show. How far has the character Galadriel been made to fall

@darkwolfe6286

Жыл бұрын

@@elidasilva5558 Good.. Good I can feel your hate. " A powerful Dark Queen she will be. Just put her in some black robes and give her a black sword dripping with blood and you have Rey Palatine 2.0 ready to go.

I loved the scene where Sauron looks into the camera and says: “it’s sauring time” and Saurs all over the enemies, truly tear shedding.

@FURYCHAOS184

Жыл бұрын

You can't even parody the writing beause it's somehow worse than the memes.

@m.r.keeper

Жыл бұрын

Please, Sauroff these jokes already 🌝

Tolkein's intended audience was more educated in history, art and literature than Amazon's. E.g. Tolkien's audience would have known that long hair for both men and women was in fashion at times in the Middle and Dark Ages, and so they would have accepted long haired elves as an element of a fanciful, medieval setting. Amazon's Arondir has short hair because modern soldiers have short hair, and modern audiences expect a soldier to look like a modern soldier. Amazon's absurd idea that the relationship between Galadriel and Sauron should be romantic is also pandering to the least literate members of a modern audience. They have dumbed Tolkien down to the level of the semi-literate showrunners and writers, thinking they were dumbing it down to the level of an American general audience. People who have read Tolkien expect much more -- they expect him to be treated like Shakespeare. But Amazon wants a mass audience, so massive dumbing-down was entirely predictable.

This is the best Angry review I've seen. Honestly. U guys poured your heart and soul in this episode. Thanks for your honesty

The part when Galadriel turns to Colonel Trautman and yells "Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off!" and then slings the M-60 over her shoulder, jumps off the ship and swims towards Middle-earth was a master class in writing.

Very surprised Galadriel rejected Sauron alone at sea despite the ‘implication.’

@GaudiaCertaminisGaming

Жыл бұрын

Nice one 😅

@gorvarhadgarson5227

Жыл бұрын

That's kinda dark, dude.

@taters9722

Жыл бұрын

she passed the test. implication of danger was no match

@Panzer_the_Merganser

Жыл бұрын

Amazon didn’t pay for the rights for the D.E.N.N.I.S. system, so they can only allude to it.

@jakemo7650

Жыл бұрын

Are you going to hurt these women Dennis?

I thought all of the main rings were made by Sauron and Calibrembor? Then after Sauron made the one ring and betrayed Calibrembor then he made 3 rings for the elves?

i just dont get how, with the massive budget they get writers with literally zero experience. 2 dont even have a fucking wikipedia article. you could easily have gotten someone who has experience, why?? you have the massive budget. i dont say they always suck, but these new writers are always just massive wildcards. we have had some good stuff from unknown writers, but also some supreme garbage recently just dont risk it, please.

@oplawlz

Жыл бұрын

Because good writers have ethics that would impede the stupid shit the produces insisted happen in the show.

My favorite part of this episode is when they asked galandria for her brothers knife to craft the rings. "We need only the purest gold and silver to make the rings" Lmao In all of the Elven Kingdom with the best blacksmith in the second era history, does not have high quality gold or silver. Only Galadria's brother had nice jewelry in all of the kingdom 😂

@Thornsworks

Жыл бұрын

Not to mention they just chuck the whole thing in, gems and all, and it miraculously separates into 3 distinct metals

@nicksternyr8728

Жыл бұрын

​@@Thornsworks hahaha omg I didn't think of that, that makes things even dumber 😂

@Isnogood12

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, and then they have the EXACT perfect ratio to alloy with mithril, never mind the gems or the actual dagger being alloyed with other metals as well ebcause no way a weapon made from 100% pure valar gold and silver would be anything but useless.

@firnardaionDE

Жыл бұрын

I think it was said that they needed the dagger because it had material from Valinor. Which was better quality than anything they had on middle-earth. So to answer your question Yes she was the only elf at that exact time and place that had gold n silver from valinor. Not like there was open trade between the two. The Elves on middle-earth were exiles.

@eriksgasins9086

Жыл бұрын

Yeah it was stupid, in the whole kingdom of Eregion not one elf had anything gold or silver from Valinor? Seriously? Its just laughable writing.

Remember the premonition Elrond had in the first episode? The reason he sent Galadriel to Valinor is because if she stayed, she might empower those she wished to destroy. He was right. None of this would have happened if she just stayed on the boat.

@nathanmorgan3647

Жыл бұрын

"Do what you're GD told, Karen!!"

@dizzlebizzle8424

Жыл бұрын

this is true and bad because it's based on the bad writing of this show. they are inventing storylines about major characters that depict them not just being different from tolkien, but the opposite of what they actually are. in the films aragorn was much more meek and reticent than the bold and confident character in the books, but he still did the things he was supposed to do and still had a good and noble character so the films do a good job of adapting the story that they felt audiences would like (its hard to like a confident character for some) but making one of the most noble, powerful , and beautiful creatures to ever exist in Middle Earth into one of the most corrupted elves to have ever existed invokes a cringe that makes it near impossible to enjoy the storytelling even if it were good, which it isn't.

@catalan8241

Жыл бұрын

What wouldn't have happened though? I guess the Numenorean army would be in better shape because she wouldn't have been there to convince them to help the Southlands, but Mordor would've been created anyway. Her leading them there was almost completely inconsequential to whatever Sauron was trying to do. Helping Sauron meet Celebrimbor also feels so incredibly irrelevant. He could've literally just written him a note saying "Don't forget to mix the ores!". I'm sure the literal "Dark Lord" would've found a less contrived way of getting that message to Celebrimbor.

@KC24987

Жыл бұрын

None of this would have happened if the show writers were actual Tolkien fans. This isn't fan fiction, it's just fiction cause no fan would write such a colossal flop. It was an easy paycheck.

@nathanmorgan3647

Жыл бұрын

@@KC24987 Exactly right.

42:58 Right, but the way I interpreted it the first time was this: they draw on the element of Melkor that he had infused of himself into the world, and so they can take fire and make it spring up elsewhere, in easily burnable places at least. (A sort of "priests of Melkor" reading.) So maybe she would sometimes resort to other ways when the fire wouldn't spring up easily on its own (or whatever). That aside, completely flexible, "logical" and convenient use of powers doesn't exist anywhere in supernatural "powers" stuff.

This isn't fan fiction. For one it is written by Anti-fans.

Among the doodoo that this series is, I finally felt happy for a minute when the actor playing the Wizard started talking. That actor has given his all to this role and he has a great voice which he could finally show! But then they made him utter Gandalf's dialogue from Fellowship hinting that he is Gandalf and my smile vaporized instantly.

@JahlisMan

Жыл бұрын

did you expect him to be anyone but Gandalf? if so, why? it was as obvious from the get go as the Sauron reveal.

@derekbrandell8520

Жыл бұрын

Gandalf the grey, then Gandalf the white, and now Gandalf the dirty.

@zsean6788

Жыл бұрын

@@derekbrandell8520 Monty python and the holy grails black knight.. and bennito musolini and the blue genie

@ethanbrownell4564

Жыл бұрын

@@JahlisMan He's mad because Gandalf doesn't appear in Middle Earth until the third age. Amazon does NOT have the rights to the Silmirilian! They can ONLY use the Wizards that AREN'T in the Silmirilian, so it makes sense. I love how they're doing the story anyways.

@JahlisMan

Жыл бұрын

@@ethanbrownell4564 with these writers, I'd expect it to be Gandalf even if they *had* the rights.

I actually couldn't stop laughing at the facial expressions between Galadriel and Sauron when they were screaming at each other. so bad. 😂🤣😂🤣

@captbuckyohare5585

Жыл бұрын

Same. We had to pause the show me and my wife couldnt stop laughing

@jackjohn4156

Жыл бұрын

Dude that shot is sooo bad… How was it accepted in post production? Like how? I am baffled

@crazyralph6386

Жыл бұрын

Yep, the acting was atrocious. Even with bad writing, great actors will turn chicken shit into chicken pie. They totally effed up the casting.

@mb7290

Жыл бұрын

@@crazyralph6386 yeah this scene wasn't great but those two have been the only two to stand out in the whole series. Especially Charlie Vickers. Like I get criticism of the acting for the rest of the show. Just seems picking on the two actors that can act makes me think people are just hating on it without understanding why its bad.

@crazyralph6386

Жыл бұрын

@@mb7290 this scene? try the total lack of chemistry throughout 8 episodes???

I actually had to hold back tears. I am a lifelong fan of Professor Tolkien's work, and I was so upset with how they handled this. I would rather rewatch GOT season 8 than watch the next seasons of this.

Gandalf also uses the full names of people when talking to them, just like the stranger did too. I thought it sounded very much like him. Looking like him also helps too. It won't shock me if that's a younger version or something.

When Galadriel confronted Halbrand and said: "There is a Tampax within me" I clapped!

Its crazy that they’ve spend a billion dollars trying to adapt the Second Age without having the rights to the Second Age or half the characters.

@Cruddy129

Жыл бұрын

And twisting the lore and completely screwing up their own lore at that

@crazyralph6386

Жыл бұрын

Yep. It’s like they had a blank check to utterly destroy anything good Tolkien created? It’s insane

@jerrolerro5187

Жыл бұрын

It's called narcissism. They never intended to respect Tolkiens work.

"They dont know how to put swords into orcs" that killed me 🤣

Rings of Power is more focused on the SPECTACLE. House of the Dragon is more focused on the STORY. It's a family drama that just so happens to take place in Westeros, and just so happens to have dragons, which is the spectacle. The show doesn't rely on the spectacle as a crutch. And for some people spectacle is enough. And for others, they're more invested in the story.

The fact they showed the Balrog in the trailer and only showed a 10 second clip in the season is crazy

53:40 The horror of realisation on Joe's face is pure gold 😆 🤣 😂

@theeuphioanswer770

Жыл бұрын

Even though what Joe said, "they" did to Sauron is in the book. Sauron trucks the elves into making the 3 rings. That's canon

@PrinceUzuRyu

Жыл бұрын

I prefer Alex's reaction on 1:14:24 🤣

@captbuckyohare5585

Жыл бұрын

That's not canon. The elves made their own rings in secret once they began to suspect Annatar wasnt who he said he was. They made them without his knowledge and after they'd mastered the craft through creation of the 9 rings for men and the dwarven rings first. Sauron was pissed when he discovered there were 3 more rings free from his intended corruption. That's canon.

@theeuphioanswer770

Жыл бұрын

@@captbuckyohare5585 So the show doesn't really deviate from the source is my point. Joe said that Sauron made the elvish rings. You confirmed that he did not. Hence, Joe is an idiot.

No other reviews capture my feelings on this show as well as this team. I'm where Alex is as far as background, but Joe captures my emotions more accurately.

man, that is some mighty fine ship design See the sails are there to confuse the enemies, the ship actually rides sub-surface currents, and its impossible for it to tip over.

Loved the part where Galadriel did a super hero landing, yelled "It´s a tempest within me time!" and proceeded to tempest on all the orcs, nerd chills!

@figjam9530

Жыл бұрын

and that tempest, man, it's hard to wash off. very sticky.

@triggerfairy4070

Жыл бұрын

She is the Tempest that is approaching!

@jomesias

Жыл бұрын

It’s Morffin time!!!

@divinitygaming8673

Жыл бұрын

IT BROKE NEW GROUND!!

@Executor009

Жыл бұрын

Lol

I loved it when Sauron turned into Andrew Tate. Best use of writing mechanics ever. Give that person a raise Amazon.

@IncredibleMet

Жыл бұрын

Sauron is a tawp G

@vilmosnagy6844

Жыл бұрын

what color is saurons bugatti

@robertorenderos9656

Жыл бұрын

Got to Mordor in a Bugatti

@Darkpara1

Жыл бұрын

@@robertorenderos9656 He got thrown out of his kingdom onto the sea, then came back and caused a volcano, and turned back into the lord of the darkness. Giga Chad energy.

@pigroachphil8719

Жыл бұрын

Georgio Floyddins was Tha best, dawg!

They try to explain the mithril saving the elfs, in a very brief scene, and how to do it with the sma amount that they have. The main forge guy says that the object(s) he makes from it needs to be a circle so that it focuses the mithril power in the center, therby enhancing it's power many times over in a sorta feedback loop.

@madwellmusic8995

Жыл бұрын

Nuclear fusion?

@BigBear--

Жыл бұрын

@@madwellmusic8995 more like "Moronic Fizzle"...

Honestly Joe's idea of Sauron doing something to Galadriel's mind in the boat was more interesting then...anything I've seen in the show XD. And would have made sense to why Galadriel is so out of character.

@NarutoSSj6

Жыл бұрын

She was sent off to valinor bcuz she was already a huge asshole.

@kaltaron1284

Жыл бұрын

Thing is she should be able to resist it as she was able to resist his influence when she wore her ring. By that time she had been trained by Melian, a Maiar who had been able to create a ban against the forces of evil for hundreds of years.

Leaving Numenor: Two whole episodes. Going from Mordor to Lindon and back to Mordor: A single episode.

@willbournerv2259

Жыл бұрын

Sauron influencing eregion and the rings of power being forged: one episode for 10-20 minutes

@primemachine146

Жыл бұрын

@@willbournerv2259 I’m so pissed that the forging of the rings was like 20 minutes, and it was done in the dumbest fucking way, “my name is celebrimbor, I’m dA BeSt eLviSh sMiTh thEre iS, wHat dId yUO sAy, to mAke sOmethung sTronGer yUO HaVe to BoNd two Metals tWo MaKe aN ALloY”

@GeraltofRivia22

Жыл бұрын

@@primemachine146 the funniest thing is that alloying has been known to smiths since at least 2500 BC. Bronze is an alloy of copper and tin. So apparently the greatest elven smith doesn't have the same knowledge as ancient humans.

@willbournerv2259

Жыл бұрын

@@GeraltofRivia22 ahem, 2nd greatest

@primemachine146

Жыл бұрын

@@willbournerv2259 well greatest of his time, obviously his grandfather is the best off all time

When the episode opens with Joe staring blankly with an angry face it’s gonna be a good one

You hear that, it's the sound of I told you so. Hopefully Joe learns to finally listen to his fans.

I'm not a book reader so I have no attachment to the source material, I just enjoy good shows. I really like the LOTR trilogy and read the hobbit in high school but that's about it. This was a complete slog to get through. The characters were either insufferable or boring. The story was meandering and lacked intrigue, the multiple plots were disjointed and the pacing felt like getting a root canal with no anesthesia, 3/10. Production value got all 3 points

"You paid me money and went 'hey you know that big bowl of shit ive been making you taste every week? I want you to taste it again!' Its still a big bowl of shit" How does Alex come up with this on the fly? Its fucking gold

@michaellozada1077

Жыл бұрын

that had me laughing hard!! great metaphor

@midgetwars1

Жыл бұрын

lol he's probably had that metaphor stewing inside him for a while

Halo and Lord of the Rings are my favorite things in the world. Yes, imagine how I am feeling right now.

@keatomatic8535

Жыл бұрын

Same

@ryanlucas3907

Жыл бұрын

lol, that Halo show bro. What a fukin shit show.

@kolega427

Жыл бұрын

rip xD

@LordJudgement1818

Жыл бұрын

Rip in pepperoni buddy

What you're feeling, Joe... That's what nearly all Witcher book fans feel about the Netflix adaptation times maybe a hundred. Our showrunner keeps promising that it'll be faithful to the source material, and (unlike Rings of Power) she has the rights to all the books and can therefore draw from them as necessary. But she constantly ruins characters, story arcs, and lore, and replaces them with her own fan fiction and fake woke agenda.

@FeuerblutRM

Жыл бұрын

I refuse to even call this Netflix shit an adaption and I blatantly tell any fan boys of this carbage show they know shit about the Witcher saga if they find it even remotely good.

Joe you are the passionate lore voice that I wish I could be! Thank you for voicing the importance of cannon when it comes to Tolkien. I would think that the greatest sin was of the meeting of Beren and Luthien that got shifted to a mere mention in this travesty.

Thank the Rings of Power for bringing out the best Angry Joe we've seen in a while 😂

The jokes in this review made me laugh more than all the episodes of She-Hulk season 1 combined. What a trio!!! 😂😂😂

@Oversurge_

Жыл бұрын

1 laugh from AJS would have been enough to achieve that.

@TheInternetHelpdeskPlays

Жыл бұрын

I farted and scared my cat. That gave me more laughs than she-hulk season 1!

Alex's face when Joe says maybe Gandalf wanted to bone Nori 😂😂😂

@alexl.4362

11 ай бұрын

He did.

How come no one is talking about the music in rings of power. It was so bad. No emotional or epic orchestra. The original Lotr, every sound was comparable for every scene. Every string of sound meant something for the scene.

The only thing that would have saved this series is if it would have been revealed at the end in the finale that Sauron was masquerading as Galadriel the whole time. Pretending to hunt for himself, while holding Galadriel prisoner and turning everyone against each other by starting wars, insurrections and anarchy. Then offers a solution with a forging of rings.