When Rey “died” a kid in the theatre near me said out loud “finally”

@patrickoakley7890

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@suntzugames

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha, awesome..

@kingplutoxiao1

4 жыл бұрын

IM CRI

@joowonmo6800

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@adilchowdhury1309

4 жыл бұрын

Diego Lavera LOL

“Who are you” “Rey” “Rey who” Rey looks to the distance to see Luke and Leia and the gives a little smirk on her face as she opens her mouth and says... “Rey’d Shadow Legends. With over 16 million downloads, Raid shadow legends is free, turn based game with over 400 characters to collect. The devs add 16 champions each month and are constantly updating the game.”

@user-de8nl6uj4j

4 жыл бұрын

this is gold oh my god

@busterwolf3

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfaoooo

@michaelt8673

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@joshualagrimas9555

4 жыл бұрын

It's sad that I've played it, and I grew to like it. xD

@leviathangaming5938

4 жыл бұрын

Dude this got me 😂

Interviewer: "Why is she so powerful?" Director: "Yeah, spooky right?" No. No it's not.

@Victor-fm3xd

3 жыл бұрын

It is spooky, cause it’s so shit lmao

@nunyabidness8281

2 жыл бұрын

Shitty*

@tjjordan4207

2 жыл бұрын

More frustrating than spooky

@Jordo246

2 жыл бұрын

I'm convinced JJ Abrams made everything up he said in interviews as he was going along. Saying it was intentionally done that way, okay so they intentionally wrote a shit boring as fuck character with no arc or growth just to have an even shittier pay off? Nah, we all know they just didn't plan anything and they just won't admit it.

@arroe8386

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jordo246 He said her arc was being extremely powerful, but struggling to find her place in the world, yet she finds her place in the first half of the first movie of the trilogy

Can we just appreciate how Alex remembered the entire movie scene by scene

@felipeguidolin1055

3 жыл бұрын

That's his curse, forced to perfectly remember this movie to the end of his days

@blackwolf4653

3 жыл бұрын

@@felipeguidolin1055 what a horrible fate

@reanschwarzer2187

2 жыл бұрын

I mean it’s always easier to remember painful events

@reanschwarzer2187

2 жыл бұрын

@Nunya Bidnezz thanks 👍

@bellystraw

2 жыл бұрын

Alex always has this beautiful "dissappointed mom" face. Like it's scary accurate

the healing....Anakin literally turned to the dark side specifically to learn the dark arts of manipulating life force to save his wife. Rey learns that shit in 60 seconds.

@mrChasenMONEY

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck man I hate it here

@toverstreet2015

4 жыл бұрын

It completely invalidates Anakin's turn to the dark side.

@ggmasterguiltygear6315

4 жыл бұрын

Her being able to suddenly do all that crazy shit practically broke the plot.

@fallencrown6069

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you .

@LilotheBetta

4 жыл бұрын

Cause shes a palpatine

Finn's character arc in the trilogy The Force Awakens - Rey!! The Last Jedi - Reeyyy!!! The Rise of Skywalker - Reeeyyyyyyy!!!! and then she makes out with Crylo.

@RikaRieGaming

4 жыл бұрын

Another series bending the knee for fan-fiction BS, hate this shit so much.

@Factboy12

4 жыл бұрын

It's so sad, but it's true, this was Finn's character arc.

@jasonhowell7601

4 жыл бұрын

@@Factboy12 Agreed, Finn could of been a great character, instead his only propose was to scream Reeeeyyyy! He should have been an inconic character, but KK wouldn't let anyone steal Rey's spotlight.

@wv11989

4 жыл бұрын

Disney cant help turning every black character into a token while preaching diversity and counting dollas

@H2Zv1

4 жыл бұрын

This the most accurate description of Finn ever.

Didn’t Daisy Ridley confirm in a recent interview that JJ kept bouncing around with different ideas of Rey being a Palpatine, a Skywalker, a Kenobi, or just Rey Nobody, confirming that they never had a clear vision of Rey’s ultimate identity as a Palpatine?

@extratao50

3 жыл бұрын

Yes YES i mean with the mess that this trilogy was it was obvious

@A_YouTube_Commenter

3 жыл бұрын

I think she was originally a Kenobi. But TLJ ruined that.

@Obiwan1994Kenobi-iv4jf

3 жыл бұрын

yep

@robertparker6280

3 жыл бұрын

She did

@robertparker6280

3 жыл бұрын

@@A_KZread_Commenter Yeah Ruin Johnson told J.J. to change his movie (Episode 7), so it could fit Ruin Johnson's movie (Episode 8).

Qui gon: I’m gonna die Obi: Let me force heal you

@amarez7579

3 жыл бұрын

You made me hate this shit even more

@zimminati6002

3 жыл бұрын

Darth Vader: I am decrepid and am goin to die from lava. Palpatine: Ay lemme force heal you

@zidahya

3 жыл бұрын

@@zimminati6002 Padme: I am going to die from maybe a broken heart. Soon to be Darth Vader: Nay, Lass. Lemmi force heal you real quick.

@mat3714

2 жыл бұрын

These aholes sneaked that shit into mando to justify that crap.

@W1ndyctymayh3m

2 жыл бұрын

Vader fuckin dies Luke: lemmie force heal u

The original characters lived depressing lives after Return of the Jed and were killed off fighting the same exact conflict. These movies made their deaths pointless. This movie makes Anakin look insignificant even though he was the one prophesied to finally bring balance to the Force.

@BenFM

4 жыл бұрын

Borsalino Kizaru these movies made all of Star Wars pointless

@Agrothewarhorse

4 жыл бұрын

Shpuld have gone with the Yuzhong Vong invasion storyline

@ziz1983

4 жыл бұрын

Thats right, cos disney sucks

@BenFM

4 жыл бұрын

Haku infinite yep agree with all of that. And the funny thing is that force healing is only one of 10+ things so wrong about this film

@F34RDSoldier805

4 жыл бұрын

@Haku infinite force healing has been a thing in legends and during the Old Republic days. How anyone at this age learned it is beyond me. Baby Yoda knows force heal but that can make sense considering the mystery of his race. All we know so far is that Yoda's race naturally has a strong connection with the force and that they are born with strong force abilities. Also they live really long lives. Other than that nothing.

Rey : *Heals any wound possible* Anakin's Force Ghost: "Wow." Ben: *Brings his loved one back to life without any training* Anakin's Force Ghost: "Wooooooooooooooow."

@alpass72886

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@uncouthLIyouth

4 жыл бұрын

😂 should have way more likes

@aimanmarzuqi4804

4 жыл бұрын

Anakin is definitely force rolling in his force grave. Anakin: Nooooooo!

@dylandavis781

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao.

@gameoverinsertcointocontin8102

4 жыл бұрын

Disney: Doesn't bring back Luke or Anakin Fans: Awww

I like Han's appearance and all, but I think Anakin's ghost would've been much better. Having Kylo's idol tell him that what he's been doing is wrong would've really ensured his turn to the light.

@DANRYX

3 жыл бұрын

I like that idea but it would leave even more questions such as why would Anakin never appear until now when he could have intervened during his training with Luke, when he was channeling him in TFA or when Ren goes to the salt planet in TLJ. I still like the idea though it would be hard to find the right spot and dialog to make it work.

@sacredhealstv901

2 жыл бұрын

@@DANRYX I get your argument. But the fact is you're not payed to do movies. They are. It's their job to answer those questions not ours. And I could even come up with ways

@chanceneck8072

2 жыл бұрын

​@@DANRYX Easy to fix problems with good writing. They could have added to the lore, make Anakin´s force ghost appear and make him say something like, he just has enough force power left inside him, that he can only show himself one last time, because he died so long ago. So he saved it for this important moment. Or maybe come up with something even better, I don´t know. I´m not even a good writer, I would say, I suck at writing. But even I could come up with at least two or three different ideas to improve on basically every single plot hole, that this movie has on the spot! And to you, @Sacredheals TV : What a shitty point, you´re making! "We´re not paid to do movies, they are" Ok,... BY WHOM?? Exactly! BY US MOVIEGOERS! So they better come up with stuff, that´s compelling AND makes sense! NOTHING in this whole trilogy makes any god damn sense and this movie was by far the worst offender. Maybe it is not our job, but it is our right, to explain, how to do better and given what huge of a fuck-up this whole thing was from Disney, I even think, it is our god damn DUTY to show them, how to make it better!

@tunkunrunk

2 жыл бұрын

Too many ghosts appearance. Ghost Skywalker lifting his x wing out of water , is too much . In star wars movies wrecked spaceships are still operational

@chanceneck8072

2 жыл бұрын

@@tunkunrunk Oh there were so many things in this movie, that felt like "too much" for me. Luke lifting the X-wing is just one of them. Already him catching the lightsaber was so fucking stupid... EVERYTHING in this film was so fucking stupid basically. I can think of EXACTLY ONE moment, that I liked. And THAT´S IT! (The moment where the spy is revealed and then Poe´s response "I KNEW it!!". That was cool, that was funny, I liked it....)

Me: "Rey is op." JJ: "Spooky right?" Me: "You misspelled stupid."

Calls herself a Skywalker, never lost a limb.

@willimorris1083

4 жыл бұрын

I think her actually DYING was her limb LOL

@ackers5861

4 жыл бұрын

Willi Morris and then she came back a few minutes later good as new...

@captainobvious4556

4 жыл бұрын

She literally never had a wound in the entire disney trilogy.

@VegetaLF7

4 жыл бұрын

@@captainobvious4556 Her arm got cut in TLJ during the throne room fight

@jaredcicero5228

4 жыл бұрын

She never had a brain

The knights of Ren... completely and utterly useless, how were they supposed kill Jedi when they had a 6-1 lead on kylo WITHOUT A LIGHTSABER AT FIRST and lost...

@dayburks

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@hazardous8301

4 жыл бұрын

Literally the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen. Not to mention that fight didn’t even make sense. They are a cult, they are not sith, they are not members of the first order. They serve who ever has the title of Ren. Who was Kylo, I don’t give a shit if he had renounced the name Kylo REN by that point they didn’t know that. They just RANDOMLY show up to try to kill the dude they served, why exactly?

@Jabbadnut

4 жыл бұрын

@@hazardous8301 I would have to agree. I actually really liked the film and wanted to like the Knights of Ren in it but they were pointless. Their roles could've been replaced by any troopers easily.

@eternalbeing3339

4 жыл бұрын

They did not even bother to explain the knights of ren. Were just added in for the fans.

@hazardous8301

4 жыл бұрын

darkfullgor 0_0 they weren’t sith and were not loyal to the sith. They did use the darkside but they saw the force very differently. They were a cult and there only loyalty was to the one with the title of Ren. They weren’t loyal to sith, nor were they to the first order. There only loyalty was to the Shadow(aka the force)and the one with the title of Ren. Your explanation does not explain anything because they didn’t hold a loyalty to anything u mentioned.

The BIGGEST ball drop throughout the entire trilogy is the Finn character....they had such a unique Character in A brainwashed stormtrooper who was force sensitivity awakens during a massacre....a star wars movie led by a man who was emotionally confused and conflicted by his light side and his experience in the order knowing that the other stormtroopers are basically brainwashed kids and people trained to be soldiers...that storyline could've been amazing

@scarman7866

2 жыл бұрын

We had something close to that its called dark forces/jedi knight

@HungryHipster

2 жыл бұрын

Definitely not the biggest ball drop, not even close but yes they ruined the character.

@mtarrence16

2 жыл бұрын

@@HungryHipster I strongly disagree the biggest ball drop......everything else in the trilogy is kinda rinse and repeat or simply fall short with everything else which is what most expected.....Finn's character however or his potential represented something truly fresh and unique for the franchise this proven by the trailers of the first movie Finn was the attraction the main character this stormtrooper with the "iconic" bloody helmet has left the order and is now on a journey to become a new jedi? Hell yea...but not only did we not get that falling for a bait and switch but the first movie was simply a remake of the OG star wars. To add to the insult they basically drugged his character through the mud of irrelevance as the franchise continued..

@HungryHipster

2 жыл бұрын

@@mtarrence16 I can respect your feelings and opinions. In regards to ball dropping I will give you an example of why I feel differently, changing directors and essentially the story by which the next producer can go there own direction which Johnson did in the second film which by the way ruined alot of stories direction and definitely screwed over Finns arc. That alone is a bigger ball drop because with out a story or vision for a character makes the character irrelevant essentially . For me personally what they did with the lore of it all was a collosal failure and very very disrespectful to the fans who buy there merchandise read the novels, books , comics. Etc. I could go on but I'm to tired. Even though Finn isn't really a fan favourite for everybody overall, I thought he could of been way more interesting to say the least.

@mtarrence16

2 жыл бұрын

@@HungryHipster I understand were your coming from here and I must agree with majority of your statement but my thing is yeah relaying on the troupes and nostalgia of a beloved series to gain fan favor and failing is bad and the changing of directors hurt the trilogy badly but what's worse is Having created new life for the franchise from the Beginning and using a bait & switch to hook in fans, Having a new perspective of the lore only to sacrifice it for the old, and trashing a chance to branch out from the Skywalker lore.....why is finn's missed potential the worse ball drop? Because tho I understand your point the fact is those directors still had the opportunity to bring their story to life whether good or bad you saw the end product Finn's potential will never see that same respect. Essentially his character went from being just as important if not more than Ray and Kylo Ren (I'm pretty sure I said his name wrong lmao!) To becoming a joke character like JAR JAR and his story irrelevant

I've definitely seen this more times than I've seen the actual movie.

@kingstonanith

3 жыл бұрын

I haven't even seen movie, but seen this multiple times

@alkeron598

3 жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one I watch this to go to sleep prolly watched it like 50 times tbh

@TomTomTom87

3 жыл бұрын

@@alkeron598 I watch those 9 hour "EFAP" star wars videos when I go to sleep lol.....they're still playing even when I wake up

@chanceneck8072

2 жыл бұрын

​@@TomTomTom87 Same here. I´ve even watched the order #66 EFAP that goes 12 hours multiple times all the way through. With some interruptions maybe. BUT: I did also try to watch Rise of Skywalker! 3 times total! I could NEVER finish watching it. Either too much cringe or I was rolling my eyes or felt intellectually insulted.... That almost happens never to me, that I just can´t watch a full movie! (Off the top of my head, I can think of only two other movies, I INTENDED to watch, but couldn´t ever finish: Transformers 2 and Full Metal Jacket) I watched shit like A Serbian Film or Braindead. I couldn´t finish watching Rise of Skywalker......

@m0nk3yl0v3r

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

This whole trilogy is just Rey taking everything from Luke. His sword, powers, home, name... like wtf

@JRGProjects

4 жыл бұрын

MeowCore Ben should have inherited that when he was redeemed

@UncleHyena

4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit you’re right

@zom8680

4 жыл бұрын

Cant call him Ben Skywalker or else you are taking something from the extended universe and we know how Emperor Mickey feels about those books

@stewartplays

4 жыл бұрын

Esoteric occultism. She steals his legacy and claims it as her own.

@JohannaTheStargazer

4 жыл бұрын

MeowCore Batwoman 😂

Poor Anakin, Rey buries his lightsaber in sand

@papaemeritusii7039

4 жыл бұрын

The irony is not lost on us. Fuck Disney, and fuck that wretched human excrement kathleen kenedy. Wheres that kenedy curse when u need it ?

@ksng767

4 жыл бұрын

@@papaemeritusii7039 I gave up on Star Wars as well, but are you seriously wishing death on someone over movies? You are the real human trash here, people like you are worse than everyone that contributed to the failure of Star Wars, you are the result of it.

@FuckoffgoogleGetDoxxed

4 жыл бұрын

@@ksng767 To be fair the movies stopped some people from suicide and helped them in ways you couldnt imagine, let alone the cultural impact and morals that promote freedom and values that go beyond culture. Wierd how that works i guess. But yea she shouldnt die she should just get handicapped for the rest of her life. And believe me the movie is utter trash and it hurts the world more than you think wich is why it got sabotaged so fucking hard by god knows wich evil people. Go take some studies on cultural clashes and the importance of cinema in shaping and evolving worldwide culture.

@TubeEamo

4 жыл бұрын

How did she even fix it? It was broken in two the last film. What was the point of breaking it just to have it be brand new again? And why didn't she just find Luke's green bladed lightsaber? Instead of trying to shoehorrn in Leia being a Jedi dropout.

@meltd47s17

4 жыл бұрын

KS Ng who did he wish death on you little spazz I’d say you’re the garbage for having a typical little bitch reaction to something someone says.

The worst part about this movie is that the ENTIRE PLOT: every planet they visit, every mcguffin they find, and every story beat; takes place within 16 HOURS. Early in the film they put forth a time limit on the Palpatine's plot. "We only have 16 hours to defeat the First Order or they will unleash the MEGA ULTRA DEATH RAYS on every planet in the system." Also the entire first 2 movies happen over the course of a WEEK. Or to put it another way: Monday Rey is on Jakku selling garbage, and by Friday Snoke is dead, the super death star is destroyed, and Rey has beaten Kylo TWICE. 1 year time skip between movie 2 and 3, then the entire final film happens in less than a single DAY's worth of time... So what we actually get to see on screen is LITERALLY LESS THAN A WEEK AND A HALF OF ACTUAL IN UNIVERSE TIME PASSING!!!

@DeltaPrime95

11 ай бұрын

Massively underrated comment

@MyopicPowerhouse

9 ай бұрын

That and also it is just pure garbage in every conceivable sense. What I learned from this whole thing is that JJ Abrams is all talk, no actual skill or knowledge. He CLEARLY faked it till he made it.

"Jar Jar is the key to all of this." George Lucas lmao

@user-uy1rg8td1v

3 жыл бұрын

Which should have turned into having Darth Jar Jar as the main villain for the sequel movies.

@SuperMisteryMan01

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-uy1rg8td1v would’ve been a much more original protagonist imo than darth Ren and clone of palpatine

@EyeDyeGrys

2 жыл бұрын

Ironic jar jar is most like disney of all characters.

@aesir1ases64

2 жыл бұрын

the sequels make jar jar looking like the greatest character ever

@TheKingOfRooks

2 жыл бұрын

It'd have been fucking hilarious if they revealed that Jar Jar was really Darth Plagueis

The entire triology is just a kick in the balls to Anakin: Palpatine is still alive. A girl named Rey was the "real" chosen One. His lightsaber is buried in sand. His son Luke did nothing after the 2nd Death Star and died anyways. Anyone can bring people back from the death now.

@davidpower5710

4 жыл бұрын

paco ramon not just to him but his whole family line

@kingdavey90

4 жыл бұрын

the death star is no longer special. you can litterally mass produce a tiny cannon that does the same thing as the death star.

@Excalibur2112

4 жыл бұрын

Episodes 7-9 are not Canon, anyways, just fan fiction... Vader killed Palpy and was the chosen one. End of Story.

@mhc706

4 жыл бұрын

paco ramon 28:17 "my son sucked"

@donjon8382

4 жыл бұрын

David Harris honestly that goes with any technology. At some point everything gets mass produced. I just don’t think enough time has gone by since the Death Star lmao

Palpatine: strike me down and I win Rey: kills him with lightning Palpatine: oh no I lose

@AdamG1983

4 жыл бұрын

He killed himself technically

@AimlessSavant

4 жыл бұрын

@@AdamG1983 Rey used lightning.

@charles2241

4 жыл бұрын

No, not at all, in fact Palpatine shouldn't had died, and it's all due to stupidity. Would you say that the Emperor's lightning blast, in this case, was an EMP blast (well, at least similar to one)? Did you notice ANYBODY dying from his blast? No. Why? BECAUSE EMP'S DON'T KILL PEOPLE. They didn't kill a single alliance person, nor damage the ships in any way, save it knocked out their electronics, which is partly what EMP's do. So, the force bounce off Rey's sabers shouldn't have even scratched him. For once, boys and girls, the Emperor going into a frenzied attack he cannot pull out of, MAKES PERFECT SENSE, BECAUSE IT WAS incapable of hurting him in the least (except if he had a pacemaker, and even then, the pacemaker would had stopped long before Rey got close, since the EMP effect presumably takes place from the point of firing onwards. So now I hear you say, well certainly he changed his method of attack and resorted back to his killer lightning we saw in ROTJ. No. Because he never stopped firing (and IIRC, the alliance computers didn't come back up until the Emperor died), plus if he did change, he would have to cease the EMP blasting, then start up the other lightning, and he never did that. What's more, the killer lightning looks much different coming out of the hands, as it spreads to lightning form almost immediately. These EMP blasts went out as solid blasts for quite a while before they spread in a more familiar lightning pattern. These people were so stupid, seriously. Just to prove it even more, how do you stop an EMP blast from effecting the Final order's fleet as well? You can't, yet he did. This is because EMP's don't directly attack just certain ships or homes, they attack an entire area. The only leg you could stand on as far as that goes, is to think the two fleets hadn't intermingled at all. I guess you could also say this EMP style effect, doesn't work in quite the same way to achieve electronics hits, but the point is that EMP blasts do not harm life itself, and as the alliance didn't lose a single scratch due to it, then obviously it has the characteristics of not being able to harm life in any form just like an EMP, meaning, the Emperor got ripped off here, BADLY. And then insult of insults, we're told the fleet can't evacuate, or maneuver at all, due to some command control nonsense they made up. Wow, throughout all of humanity and it's wars, it is often the opposite is the case, because often losing command will actually see guys, whether in panic or not, LEAVE to just get away, or to shorten their lines of communications and also to more quickly have reinforcements get to their area if any are coming. This is just blatantly embarrassing how lame they were about the most basic things. They didn't have a clue. They would have been FAR better served to claim the Final Order never retreats, or surrenders, but no. It's such a dumb movie and the worst of the entire SW universe.

@siddaslothman2273

4 жыл бұрын

Even tho it didn’t matter. The worst part is that Palpatine told Rey his plan about her killing him. Why? Rey would’ve definitely killed him quick if he hadn’t told Rey his plan. I mean he’s a political master mind and Sith Lord. He shouldn’t be acting like a fucking b-list James Bond villain. XD

@Elessar0wind

4 жыл бұрын

@@siddaslothman2273 Cause his actual plan was to drain the power of Rey and Ben's force bond, or at least the movie wants us to believe.

C3PO: I can’t translate because of Republic protocol Anakin: Let me update him so he can’t read sith writing according to Republic code when the republic doesn’t exist on tattooine which is explained it the movie

@garrettsattem4799

2 жыл бұрын

Perhaps some of the most important parts of C-3PO were pre-made scrap that came with those protocols that little Anakin stole from a garage sale or something? I don’t know man. Trying to explain away these plot holes is like trying to deep clean the Ganga River.

@V_2077

Жыл бұрын

What? This was a galaxy wide protocol as during Palpatine time, an update if you will

@myst_desendant8876

Жыл бұрын

@@V_2077 I didn’t know that at the time, that was 2 years ago lol, since then I’ve read every book

@V_2077

Жыл бұрын

@@myst_desendant8876 One month later I don't even remember if what I said is true xD

I'll never forget my experience with this film. We were at Czech premiere of it with 6 friends, I was at the end of our group next to a hardcore SW fan, Jedi outfit complete with shoes, lightsaber and everything. We ended the movie face in hands and we exchanged that "WTF have they done to our beloved franchise?!" Never before or since have I had such a connection to a complete stranger...so at least that is a good thing about this movie

Rey was hella disrespectful. Burying Anakin’s saber in the sand, we all know he hates sand

@Nick-fc4wu

4 жыл бұрын

It...gets...everywhere........

@kx7500

4 жыл бұрын

Okay I disliked this comment till the end lmao. *echoes in the far distance* I h a t e s a n d . . .

@TheAlienGangster

4 жыл бұрын

That trilogy still had more payoff than this one

@jaredAkyaw

4 жыл бұрын

Borsalino Kizaru is it bad that the only Star Wars property I ever fell in love with was the Clone Wars TV Show. I only watch 1-6 like four years ago so maybe I don’t have the nostalgia but Clone Wars Anakin and Ashoka will always be my favorite Star Wars characters

@edwardrichtofen8530

4 жыл бұрын

@@jaredAkyaw dude, i love the prequel trilogy based off that tv show alone. Easily made it all worth it. Heck, it skyrocketed my love for anakin.

Glad obiwan healed my boy quigon

@CheefChaos

4 жыл бұрын

The force wasn't Woke yet.

@notrenbanney2450

4 жыл бұрын

I think its suppose to be because she was a Palatine?

@whodatninja439

4 жыл бұрын

basically confirms Rey is more powerful than Yoda's species. lol what a relatable main character

@theFPbros123

4 жыл бұрын

because obiwan wasn’t written overpowered :(

@fnfn9199

4 жыл бұрын

or anakin or literally any other jedi healing padme

Anakin: I Need Him Mace: I can teach you Force healing and toss me your light saber so I can do a cross. Palpatine: Dies Credits: Written and Directed by George Lucas

Shmi: I’m Gonna Die Anakin: Let Me Force heal you

Disney: "This is a wayfinder." Star Wars Fans: "No that's a sith holocron."

@AgentActive

4 жыл бұрын

I really thought they would introduce holocrons

@tobi79777

4 жыл бұрын

Yess

@DFTNSHEXGRM

4 жыл бұрын

@@AgentActive They introduced holocrons in Jedi Fallen Order.. dunno why it's not in the movie. Just another example of the film studio not collaborating and keeping up with cannon in the extended universe..

@adaptivegamer9905

4 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU!! THE whole time I was omg that's a damn holocron just say it is why change the name of allll the BS in this movie they had to add a little more diarrhea and call it a wayfinder of whatever. Good lord this trilogy

@Bigbadpoppaj

4 жыл бұрын

Ehh... arent most with holocrons hidden information. A way finder is essentially a GPS

Thanks for giving constructive critism to my fanfic! It means a lot

@Gilgamoth

4 жыл бұрын

savage.

@YoBoyGio

4 жыл бұрын

Music Lover I see your the original but I’m the improved clone #21 lmao 😂

@johnAG

4 жыл бұрын

@@adamquery7048 stop being so mean i think its his first time writing

@tobi79777

4 жыл бұрын

Literally

@johnAG

4 жыл бұрын

@@adamquery7048 why are u mad?

2:03:18 "strike me down from right to left" so fucking good omg i'm dead

"Force lightining is like peeing, once you start you cannot stop" Other Joe, 2020

@EyeDyeGrys

2 жыл бұрын

The video is from 2019...

Rey gets 2 lightsabers and doesn't make a double blade? She fights with a staff for god's sake

@dimitrisbam5640

4 жыл бұрын

@jocaguz18 yes because that would be the problem in a fantasy film that has the biggest plot holes of all time

@DR3S1NGH

4 жыл бұрын

jocaguz18 wtf are you talking about? Not the whole staff would be a lightsaber, only the end parts.

@blackdragoncyrus

4 жыл бұрын

I think they meant that with a staff, you can safely hold it wherever on the entire thing , unlike a double saber, you can only hold it at the handle, the middle.

@jk12324

4 жыл бұрын

Her own yellow one could be, it's integrated into her staff

@gloriouspurpose_

4 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna assume they're nothing alike.. but it doesn't really matter, she could've used it and she'd probably be an expert with it like she is with everything else.

I've seen more footage of Daisy Ridley training to be Rey, than I've seen of Rey training to be a Jedi. :(

@MrXMysteriousX

4 жыл бұрын

Lol well put

@BUBBA808

4 жыл бұрын

britbloc123 straight up bro

@harmstrongg

4 жыл бұрын

rofl true

@schools-online

4 жыл бұрын

@@harmstrongg What would you have taken out of the film to show her training?

@harmstrongg

4 жыл бұрын

@@schools-online Maybe replace one of the macguffin hunts in the beginning. Doesn't even need to be long. Make it a montage with cuts between scenes like an old school boxing movie. It's not rocket science.

What pissed me off is kylo killed his father han to prove his darkside allegiance but then later turns to the light and kills snoke. Hans life was pretty much a waste. 😢 I hate rey.

"I'll buy a baboo freak, but I ain't buying no dio!" 😆

I think the end of the movie would have been a lot better if Rey dies killing the Emperor, Kylo climbs back up, mourns, then HE goes to Lukes farm, and he carries on the Jedi order and the skywalker name... since you know, he IS a skywalker.

@averyjackblack7420

4 жыл бұрын

I agree

@drzaious8136

4 жыл бұрын

Rey taking the Skywalker name is like if my 2nd cousin took my last name instead of his parents. Didn't bother me.

@KairatIbrayev

4 жыл бұрын

But whamen would be pissed

@supabaku9078

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, wouldve been great to see Rey join the darkside with Kylo and end on a dark cliffhanger...

@Gigolosgetlonely2

4 жыл бұрын

This. Her death could have saved Ben Solo from The Dark Side. It would have added depth to their weird relationship and she could have redeemed the Palpatine name. Instead we get a weird kiss and Rey choosing to become a Skywalker for some weird reason even though it was thanks to the sacrifice of her Palpatine Parents she was alive to begin with.

I'm pretty sure the one thing we can all agree is.. Palpatine said DEW IT.

@jiririnagl302

4 жыл бұрын

It was so forced and cringe.

@nicolasgarcia2280

4 жыл бұрын

Kitchibi my friend and I laughed so hard at that moment

@RureLyther

4 жыл бұрын

And "gooood"

@azrael2435

4 жыл бұрын

Fehrplay shut up it was perfect!

@amacoutdoors2076

4 жыл бұрын

Loved that line

How can Rey swim if she grew up on a dessert planet.

@RossTheNinja

3 жыл бұрын

Or sail a boat through a stormy sea

@sirpepeofhousekek6741

3 жыл бұрын

Stop asking perfectly logical and reasonable questions.

@RossTheNinja

3 жыл бұрын

@kshamwhizzle only if she was born on a sundae

@sleepykitty8918

3 жыл бұрын

This thread made me giggle. It might be the most fun in this comment section :)

1:53:26 the greatest moment in history when joe realized that’s not PG-13

"What's your last name?"... "Don't have one?".... "Hmm, Rei Solo it is then."

@Troop-

4 жыл бұрын

LordAntisonic lmao. Cant believe people liked that awful solo movie too

@NYC_Goody

4 жыл бұрын

@@Troop- I too can't believe people have opinions. It disgusts me

@lordshinumbra6441

4 жыл бұрын

I liked it as a movie, just not a starwars movie

@dk5558

4 жыл бұрын

@@lordshinumbra6441 this here pretty much sums it up as a star Wars movie it's below average pretty bad but as movie I'll give it around a 5/10

@Troop-

4 жыл бұрын

@@NYC_Goody Your opinion can be that you like to eat shit, doesn't mean it's right or good

“Everything wrong with star wars rise of skywalker” *video is over 2 hours*

@arturoherbert8786

4 жыл бұрын

Jajajjajaja

@jasonp7423

4 жыл бұрын

Almost as long as the movie haha

@yak_own1180

4 жыл бұрын

Jason P longer

@dyroth

4 жыл бұрын

Jason P lmfaooo

@grease6314

4 жыл бұрын

6 minutes longer

So if he had 10000 destroyers- then why the hell did snoke even want to find Luke anyway.

I hate to correct you, Joe, but Plagueis, Sidious' Sith Master, WAS the one who created Anakin... By sheer accident. Plagueis and Sidious did a meditation thing, an experiment, to shift the balance of the Force towards the dark. This was why the Jedi's abilities were so impaired during the Clone Wars. Sidious went off to Coruscant to play politics, and Plagueis, drunk off of his power, pushed the Force too far; he tried to dominate the Force to create life of his own might. The Force pushed BACK at Plagueis, and as a result, Anakin was born. Plagueis KNEW that this child would be the Chosen One, but he never told Sidious what he did. Because of that, Sidious had no idea what his master did, and Plagueis died knowing that. Aka, back when Star Wars lore was actually good and consistent, lmao.

@nicholas24120

28 күн бұрын

Should be higher in the comments

So Luke and Leia trained Rey even though they knew that she is Palpatine from the very beginning but Luke tries to kill his own nephew just because he senses dark in him? Damn it.

@tims7174

4 жыл бұрын

the hole just gets deeper and deeper :D

@nigerundayo1996

4 жыл бұрын

No no it’s because Ben had a bad dream

@adad87821

3 жыл бұрын

thats what happens when directors change mid trilogy and fucks everything up

@Naalders

3 жыл бұрын

@@adad87821 thats not completely true, the problem was that there was no creative controle from above. Johnson had all the freedom and as a director known for subversion, thats not a good combination for a sequel in a trilogy

@peds7099

3 жыл бұрын

Because of the whole force dyad thing maybe he sensed Rey through Kylo? That film has many plot holes 🤷🏻‍♂️ .

When C3PO was saying - "Taking one last look sir... At my friends." He meant the audience.

@thecourier7964

4 жыл бұрын

Crazozourus now this scene is emotional

@arcanefury3666

4 жыл бұрын

I still don't know why 3PO, Dio, and Babu were the best thing coming out of that movie. In my opinion

@zachtemoro2116

4 жыл бұрын

The weird thing I found about that scene was that Anakin built him. Why the hell would he make it so he can’t speak sith or translate it? I think it was just a way to give Poe some backstory which he DESPERATELY needed because he doesn’t get the screen time he deserves, but that was always the thing I kept in the back of my mind

@TbYolo

4 жыл бұрын

@@zachtemoro2116 Anakin built C3PO when he was a kid and he wasn't a Sith until he was an Adult

@TheTriforceDragon

4 жыл бұрын

@@zachtemoro2116 It is unlikely that Anakin programmed 3PO from scratch. Likely he found a protocol droid core module in a junkyard and built around that because otherwise Anakin would have had to program all those different languages into him. But even if he did, 3PO got a memory wipe near the end of Ep3 which, if it was not present before, would likely see him programmed with such restrictions.

“Oh my gawd it’s the dyad” 😂😂😂😂😂

What if Palpatine actually took Rey’s body after he died and at the ending you see Rey with sith eyes. It would’ve been a better ending than what we got.

11 minutes into a 2hour 30 minute video: "ok thats the good Stuff..."

@MasterChiefsSmurf

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao I'm dead 🤣🤣

At this point, Disney could have just added a cameo of Rocket and Drax and it really wouldn't have made a difference like everything else. 😂

@ericsesame6321

4 жыл бұрын

To be honest, I admit my post doesn't make logical sense. Peter Parker is a Star Wars fan, which means that Star Wars is fiction-based material in the MCU. I am surprised Disney didn't integrate the two worlds to make money, but they have already done enough damage to Star Wars.

@rmcdaniel2424

4 жыл бұрын

Joe reviews by listening to the trolls. Why is he a spokesman and not a reviewer?

@elee9682

4 жыл бұрын

@@ericsesame6321 yea, don't go giving them ideas lmao

@ericsesame6321

4 жыл бұрын

@@elee9682 I wish I could unwatch the Sequels. I'm not a person who hates on everything, and the acting and special effects were fantastic, but I was attached to Star Wars and the characters. George Lucas made us feel like we were a part of the Skywalker family and now... they're all gone.

@elee9682

4 жыл бұрын

Eric Neely yea it’s just not the same, which it was never gonna be, but it doesn’t even come close enough

Ah, Darth Nihilus.. if a sith have something to be afraid of, it'll be him.

It's baffling how you can spend over 4 billions on something, throw an already finished script by the creator for a new trilogy in the trash and then have absolutely no plan how this universe works and what your characters are

**"Palpatine hurt himself in confusion"** **"It's super effective!"**

@revanthmunnangi5319

4 жыл бұрын

again lmao. Thought he would've learned from almost getting killed by mace windu.

@ackers5861

4 жыл бұрын

@@revanthmunnangi5319 Palpatine hurts himself by fucking blue! Well done, Disney smh.

@thephantomfantasia

4 жыл бұрын

Gill Pokemon reference there

4 жыл бұрын

he did the ol' zapparino

Kylo sees a clone of Snoke, next to a clone of Palpatine. "Meesa been every voice you ever heard in your head."

@charleswinters9567

4 жыл бұрын

Oh god oh fuck

@angelzgalaxy4975

4 жыл бұрын

There was a clone of palpatine

@angelzgalaxy4975

4 жыл бұрын

?

@DOCBurkio

4 жыл бұрын

I would be okay with that

@egirlcafemanager7119

4 жыл бұрын

Dude wtf, my brain automatically used jar jar's voice

1:53:47 Joe cracking himself up LMAO

Here's the timeline: Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, Clone Wars, Revenge of the Sith, Rogue One, A New Hope, Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi, and finally, the Mandalorian. Yup that's all of it. Mhm.

@blindinghornet9079

3 жыл бұрын

Asios Solo was kinda bad tbh

@The8bitdin0

3 жыл бұрын

@Asios I think Solo happened at around the same time the Rebels tv show did

@megamovieman101

3 жыл бұрын

I just follow the old EU.

@fitnessfrank83

3 жыл бұрын

@Asios lol

I like how this video is longer than the actual movie

@redwillowofdreams8931

4 жыл бұрын

I was specifically looking for someone to comment this xD

@eppsislike

4 жыл бұрын

@@redwillowofdreams8931 why didn't you comment it yourself?

@Sum1BetrThanU1

4 жыл бұрын

There’s a lot to dissect

@devinwatson4594

4 жыл бұрын

I’m surprised this vid is so short. It can’t be everything

@rosscardenas6636

4 жыл бұрын

you say movie i say steaming pile of shit on the grave of star wars.

Kylo Ren started off in everyone's book as a whiny vader wannabe, And became one of the only good factors in these movies. Adam Driver is so fuckin talented.

@EnlightenedBro105

4 жыл бұрын

Kylo Ren was really good in this. He was surprisingly intimidating. If only he was like this throughout the first 2 movies.

@2UNIEK

4 жыл бұрын

"Talented" more like 'the least worst'.

@YourBlackLocal

4 жыл бұрын

2UNIEK Adam Driver is incredibly talented as an actor watch his other work

@2UNIEK

4 жыл бұрын

@@YourBlackLocal Sorry, I focus too much on his ears that just won't quit to notice any of that.

@shanecoyle8053

4 жыл бұрын

I disagree, they ruined his arc for me. It definitely seemed like he was in many ways the anti-Vader before this. He was never humbled and grievously injured like Vader was on Mustafar, which allowed him to keep his potential but also made him rash, emotionally wild, and prone to mistakes. Unlike Vader, Kylo continuously felt conflicted about what he was doing, while Vader’s persona basically killed Anakin until Luke was able to metaphorically resurrect him. Despite this, Kylo twice denied redemption from those he was closest to, he murdered his father when he could have gone with him and he denied Rey’s offer to become Ben Solo again in The Last Jedi. This is probably Kylo’s worst outing for me, especially with that pathetic death.

The sad thing about the rise of Skywalker is, when i came out of the movie Theater it didnt feel that bad... but when I started thinking about the movie, I noticed all the errors it has and it just fell appart...

@RDR911

2 жыл бұрын

I saw it opening night and the vibe in the theatre at the end was BAD. It felt like boiling rage bad.

My official ranking: #1 Empire Strikes Back #2 Return of the Jedi #3 A New Hope #4 Revenge of the Sith #5 Phantom Menace #6 The Force Awakens #7 Attack of the Clones #8 The Last Jedi #9 The Rise of Skywalker

Meh, Star Wars ended at Return of the Jedi for me. I'll just ignore that this trilogy even exists.

@blodiaaa6990

4 жыл бұрын

Living in delusion isn't gonna make these movies disappear

@joab757

4 жыл бұрын

ms-mo exactly! I didn’t recon all the stories I read as a child.

@dylanaustin6112

4 жыл бұрын

This is the same for me, fuck these movies

@user-ec6kt2fg7m

4 жыл бұрын

I left my brain at home like they left R2D2.... But my body fell asleep.

@achaudhari101

4 жыл бұрын

Denial is not an excuse

Palpatine gets thrown into the reactor core and blows up with the death star, lost in the vacuum of space: "I'm fine!" Gets hit with his own lightning: "DEATH!"

@isaiahkayode6526

4 жыл бұрын

You got to be fucking kidding me!

@exantiuse497

4 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, he'll be back

@DrachenYT

4 жыл бұрын

The worst part of this is... well, he was ALREADY hit with his own lightning. Clearly at the end of Return of the Jedi when Vader was throwing him over the rail, you could see the lightning rebounding onto him. They can't even be consistent.

@Vince-tt1uj

4 жыл бұрын

​@@DrachenYT In Revenge of the Sith Mace Windu uses his lightsaber to block Palpatines' lightning it hits his face which explains his scars. Still not enough to kill him.

@KneelB4Bacon

4 жыл бұрын

JJ might as well bring back Vader while he's at it. I mean sure, we saw Vader die and then Luke burned his body but how do we know that Vader is REALLY dead? :p Some moron: "Vader is alive again because 'The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities-" * punch * * punch * * punch *

Rey: Burrys Lightsabers In Sand Anakin: No Don’t you Dare Greivous: A Fine addition to my collection

@gochem3013

3 жыл бұрын

Would you like to use the time machine to go forward to the future, Grevious?

@myst_desendant8876

3 жыл бұрын

@Sarcastic Witch it was auto correct

1:26:12 Take that out of context "She's down on her knees, he's about to do his thing"

"If you turn your brain off and don't think about it." Since when star wars became fast and furious?

@barajas27ka

4 жыл бұрын

Since Disney bought them, u can't expect Everything to be explained in the last movie of a trilogy, that's what the 2nd movie is for but the 2nd movie did nothing but break the lore and fuck this trilogy up so this movie is just to enjoy at this point

@boytype

4 жыл бұрын

TFA

@herbertscott9575

4 жыл бұрын

Finn:We got another mission to go on Rey:Sunofabitch, I'm in!

@tank_dempsey

4 жыл бұрын

I mean you never really needed full brain capacity for Star Wars like it has always been kind of self explanatory but at the same time yeah, you never had to switch it fully off to enjoy it

@decoyaardvark2828

4 жыл бұрын

Since Ewoks with sticks and stones defeated the best troopers in the Empire.

I did not like when Rey said "Rey Skywalker" Because the movie kept saying "Don't be afraid of who you are" And there she goes denying who she really is.

@BlazingOwnager

4 жыл бұрын

Well.. I don't know what people would think if she said Palpatine. Not defending the movie but I'd not be quick to announce my last name was Hitler, lol

@chipohoy

4 жыл бұрын

@@BlazingOwnager Ofcourse i understand that, but it is an enourmous universe, i bet there's people named palpatine that aren't of the same lineage etc in the universe. And it would also present character development, an eternal struggle for Rey to prove herself to be different than her grandfather etc she'd show people that she isn't as terrible and so on. That's just my thoughts :)

@Babyfacenelson1981

4 жыл бұрын

@@BlazingOwnager lol you got a point... I predicted the name skywalker coming out, it's like character building entering the next phase of her life and leaving the darkside.

@Cretincrusher

4 жыл бұрын

@@BlazingOwnager If Hitler had a granddaughter who put an end to his life and regime the name would've been redeemed. Children should not bare the sins of their parents.

@98TrueRocker98

4 жыл бұрын

@@BlazingOwnager Oh c'mon guys. Why is the Fuhrer always the one compared? Why not stalin or churchill?

Sometimes I come back to this just to make myself feel better about my day

You know its bad when AngryJoe takes two and a half hours to explain everything bad with a movie that runs for two hours and twenty minutes.

Anyone else think Ben was a far better character than Rey? How tf was she even more powerful than him? Ben is the grandson of the chosen one (anakin). Rey is the granddaughter of Palpatine. Had anakin reached his peak with an intact body Palpatine would have been nothing to him

@Fadingxx

4 жыл бұрын

It's definitely a problem with how Rey was written. She didn't go through the heroes journey properly. She just suddenly gained whatever power she needed, when she needed it. Meanwhile every other Jedi had to train from childhood to obtain their abilities. With Luke being the exception, and even then he almost wasn't train for being too old at the time. Only gaining his powers by being trained by one of the best, Yoda. While struggling to lift a boulder.

@Ruckzuck236

4 жыл бұрын

Sometimes children are very special and a little bit slower than the other children. Ben is one of these special children.

@kaiserauthoria

4 жыл бұрын

Anakin is a force baby. Rey is the new chosen one

@mariusloveless7880

4 жыл бұрын

Also the fact that Ben Solo was ACTUALLY trained as kid and teen under Luke Skywalker himself, he had SOME formal Jedi training, the whole "Luke decides to kill Ben" trope was fucking ridiculously terrible writing, first of all Luke is a Jedi and killing based off a vision you had is completely against Jedi morals, secondly this is LUKE SKYWALKER we are talking about, the guy who walked in and believed he could actually turn DARTH VADER, Luke has so much hope he believed in himself to turn a man who had turned to the Dark side permanently, years and years and years ago and was literally a full fledged Sith, but all of a sudden he does not think he can coax the dark side out of a boy who had just been turned recently and never became a sith? Kylo Ren should have Ben leagues ahead of Rey, Palp blood or not. Like you said the Skywalker bloodline is the most powerful, it defeated Palpatine once and spawned the two greatest Jedi ever. Rey was not a Skywalker so her mary sue , powerful for no reason abilities make ZERO sense if Ben Solo has an even more powerful bloodline. Palp/Sidious himself did not unlock his potential until AFTER learning from Plageuis the Wise. Also, you can't say it's because Ben never learned to control his power because Rey damn sure had no formal training and still was using the force and high level abilities like the mind read ability. Ben should have had the same ridiculous abilities paired with his actual formal training and stomped Rey all the way until the final film, that is how real stories work, but nah, Kathleen Kennedy could not stomach letting a male heavy (Lead antagonist) beat her girl power icon so it was written that Rey was unstoppable from the beginning. I do not understand how anyone could watch these three films in a row and not see how awfully written these characters are, Rey is the biggest piece of plot armor, mary sue, boringly OP hero you can make. She wins from the start, kicking ass, having abilities for no reason other than "bloodline". Luke failed , got his hand chopped off, was refused training at first but still trained under Obi Wan AND Yoda himself, and it was not until after that he was able to be strong, and even then he relied on Vaders strength to kill off the emperor or at least defeat him for the time being.

@skullofrebellion6653

4 жыл бұрын

Kylo was stronger than Rey this film. During their duel and the first one to get up once Palpatine absorbed their life force

I'm gonna tell my kids The Mandalorian was the sequel.

@vladimirlestrad3120

4 жыл бұрын

You’re a good parent.

@cameradanblack

4 жыл бұрын

It is better than all the numbered movies so far....more like A New Hope than anything I've seen yet.

@imanrich800gaming

4 жыл бұрын

The Disrespect 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

@gabrielbernal5599

4 жыл бұрын

@Stormtrooper 094 thrawn is dope too

@avidplanes

4 жыл бұрын

So instead of a girl Mary Sue you can have a baby Mary Sue who also was never trained in the Force yet knows how to do it perfectly.

Luke’s Xwing: has wires to hook up a way finder Xwing Manufacturer’s: let me add the wires to hook up a sith wayfinder

@cake_knight183

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, Luke probably customized his x-wing a good bit. I'm not a fan of the movie, but you can make small logical connections.

@gochem3013

3 жыл бұрын

Luke's X-Wing > 3 X-Wings from Mandalorian

@zidahya

3 жыл бұрын

The simpler solution to this is, that even we talk about a "sith wayfinder device" it will have standard connectivity options. I mean creamy Sheev wanted people to use them. They are'nt some mythical lostech thingys, but GPS deviced he had built 30 years ago. In fact... they would probably fit even better with Lukes ancient X-Wing than with a modern Tie Fighter.

"Dark side of the force is a path to many habilities, some considered to be unnatural". That line explains the whole shitflick. Also the diad!!!

Wasn't one of the main reasons Anakin turned to the darkside was to learn how to force heal? Yet all of sudden Rey and Kylo both already know how to force heal out of nowhere.

@andyfumo8931

4 жыл бұрын

No no, Anakin turned to the dark side to learn how to end death. That's something force healing can't do, it heals injuries, doesn't prevent death. Disney saying that the cure for death is cloning..

@teleskopossomnium

4 жыл бұрын

andy fumo rey and kylo literally bring each other back to life, twice

@andyfumo8931

4 жыл бұрын

@@teleskopossomnium yes with bullshit Deus ex machina

@MisterHalt

4 жыл бұрын

So much Force power ass-pulling...

@SomalianDuke

4 жыл бұрын

andy fumo Bro did you even see the movie? Kylo brought Rey back to life...

I was less excited for the movie than I was for the amount of KZread content it would provide.

@Dogboon-

4 жыл бұрын

It's the most entertaining part of modern TV/ film. What would it be called, the KZread dunking on films and shows?

@stewardo

4 жыл бұрын

Only reason I saw the movie 😂

@lacolem1

4 жыл бұрын

Same here, and the best part is that it's free

@lowserver2

4 жыл бұрын

Waiting for RLM

@bubblegumdukem9758

4 жыл бұрын

Another 10 hours of Mauler

Rey not accepting Palpatine's name shows fear. You didn't see Luke deny the Skywalker name when he found out Anakin went Vader. He embraced it and redeemed the Skywalker name.

@Chiiljoejoee

Жыл бұрын

I see what ur saying but Vader was never fully turned to the darkside. Luke always believed Vader still had good in him. “ I am a Jedi like my father before me. “ Vader proves he still had the light inside him by the end of the movie when he redeems himself by turning on the emperor. Unlike Emperor palpy who is just straight up evil.

For some reason the thing that pisses my off the most was that Rey gave someone lukes lightsaber saying she wasn’t worthy, then the next scene she just had it, it was right at the start of the movie and it immediately ruined my sense of disbelief

Wanna see another Star Wars movie Joe? Wanna see another Star Wars movie Joe? Wanna see another Star Wars movie Joe? Wanna see another Star Wars movie Joe? Wanna see another Star Wars movie Joe?

@HikoraShinSo

4 жыл бұрын

Wanna see another Star Wars Film Joe? Wanna see another Star Wars Film Joe? Wanna see another Star Wars Film Joe? Wanna see another Star Wars Film Joe?

@Gryffon-wf3oh

4 жыл бұрын

Hey Joe, wanna see another muh fukkin' Star Wars movie?

@fcukugimmeausername

4 жыл бұрын

@@Gryffon-wf3oh Start Wars? The prequel to Star Wars?

@TheAlienGangster

4 жыл бұрын

Well technically mists sci-fi are about a war in the stars, so if that counts then sure.

@olah547

4 жыл бұрын

Goddamn how many star wars movie are there?

Star Wars Rise of Skywalker runtime: 2h22m Everything Wrong With Rise of Skywalker runtime: 2h28m Oh Boy

@forkittens

4 жыл бұрын

it's rlm all over agian

@asantiago2039

4 жыл бұрын

@@forkittens rlm?

@danielortiz388

4 жыл бұрын

Ernesto Ascencio Rlm

@Blz8

4 жыл бұрын

@@asantiago2039 red letter media

"There were also people laughing at the commercials so i don't care what those people think." Straight vicious G

I remember sitting there by the end just waiting for it to be over. When she called herself a Skywalker I just said in my head, “No you’re not” meanwhile at least 3 people audibly booed in the theatre. Yeah

There’s no tension in this trilogy at all. I never felt that anyone was ever in danger. You knew Rey was invincible.

@oscaralvarez247

4 жыл бұрын

Neither was Luke, leia nor han in the OG trilogy

@S3aCa1mRa1n

4 жыл бұрын

Oscar Alvarez What ? Darth Vader was menacing Han was abducted by boba wtf you on

@oscaralvarez247

4 жыл бұрын

@@S3aCa1mRa1n did you really believe han was forever gonna be stuck in Carbonite? Cmon...

@MaxM227

4 жыл бұрын

Oscar Alvarez They put Han in carbonite because Harrison Ford expressed interest in leaving and wanting to be done with SW even back then so that was their fail safe. It was entirely possible for him to never return

@jacobschellen4076

4 жыл бұрын

@@oscaralvarez247 Luke in Return was strong, but not OP. He still needed others, and he still failed. Such as when he fell into the Rancor Pit and when Vader saved him. Rey i never thought she didn't have the situation handled.

Best ending for this trilogy would have been Luke waking up and say, wow, that was a bad dream.

@cainabel6356

4 жыл бұрын

That would have been the best ending of all.

@Jako1987

4 жыл бұрын

Instant classic

@JIMvc2

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine the riot's and backlash!! XD What if Luke had a dream all this time. What if Episode 8 and 9 is a prologue of Episode 7.

@j.j.spliffstar9633

4 жыл бұрын

Best ending for this trilogy would have been ME waking up & saying, wow, that was a bad dream. Or, the best ending for this trilogy would have been Hurley waking up & saying, wow, that was a bad dream.

@kevinn.8277

4 жыл бұрын

John Lightspeed must’ve woken up from a coma

"So why is Rey a mary sue?" "Hahah yeah that's crazy right! Anyways..Next question" lmaoo

Other Joe is the best thing in this show, he doesn’t say much but when he does it’s hilarious.... “Why didn’t they just tilt the ships”

@garrettsattem4799

2 жыл бұрын

Not to mention, have you ever seen a horse try to move on a completely smooth surface? Those space ponies should have been slipping all over the place.

The chewie death, was about to give Rey a flaw, she would have been responsible for his death. Which I would have loved. But they back peddled on it almost instantly

@edwardrichtofen8530

4 жыл бұрын

Probably cause audience reactions would have been terrible. Same with how they instantly take back c3p0s mind wipe.

@mattthomas7639

4 жыл бұрын

At that point in the movie I was actually intrested in where it was going, but nah it was just the one of many fake deaths in the movie

@captainobvious4556

4 жыл бұрын

Chewie died when a moon smashed him.

@mikeglasswell-gameplay

4 жыл бұрын

@Javin Newell but bad things can happen. And their deaths can have weight, and help drive meaningful character actions. I would rather that, than keeping him alive

@mikeglasswell-gameplay

4 жыл бұрын

@@edwardrichtofen8530 but this is an audience reaction. And I thought it was terrible

No hands were cut off in this trilogy, ergo it is not Star Wars.

@mr.anderson3553

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, Indeed

@cyrus9074

4 жыл бұрын

Kylo cut of the hand of a random extra at the start of the movie. That's the best you can get here.

@willigagbob8243

4 жыл бұрын

"The odds are a million to one!" "Don't tell me...wait, the odds are that bad? Thanks for telling me, I'm definitely not doing that dumb shit. " New Trilogy logic

@tomjacklin7421

4 жыл бұрын

Snokes hands are cut off when he’s sliced in half

@blueshattrick

4 жыл бұрын

Anakin had THREE hands cut off...

I love how fussy that Joe is towards Alex for Alex shitting on the fact you need to read comics to know this whole thing. I agree with Alex btw.

2:02:54 - Who else can deeply feel Alex's pain in this moment? I lol'ed so hard at his reaction to the idea there may be another Star Wars movie.

Star Wars: the sequel trilogy is the epic journey of one woman quest to avoid going to see her grandparents

I still can’t get over the fact that all those leaks were SUPER accurate.

@soren6690

4 жыл бұрын

Suspicious isn’t it?

@AmonsRealm

4 жыл бұрын

NeoCreo I saw the final scene of the movie calling Rey a Skywalker herself I thought that was so fake lol

@jaysway9251

4 жыл бұрын

NeoCreo or the fact that Burger King in Germany spoiled the whole movie in an ad

@MaximusTheChosenOne

4 жыл бұрын

Jay Sway they didn’t

@bobhotpocket1875

4 жыл бұрын

@@jaysway9251 how???

2:03:20 is the absolute best moment of this entire thing.

I was under the impression that force lightening was specifically a dark side power

@siamzero9480

8 ай бұрын

I guess Dooku is actually a Palpatine now

The Emperor has spent countless hours practicing his sucking technique

@TheLibrarianUU

4 жыл бұрын

Ook! [Apparently he shared his knowledge with Disney so they made sucky movies.]

@markwuahlbuargg4780

4 жыл бұрын

Dammit, I hate that I laughed at this X3

@alexl.4362

4 жыл бұрын

The Emperor is a pimp

@PunishingGrayJay

4 жыл бұрын

George Takei: "Oooh myyyyy"

@zipzeolocke2

4 жыл бұрын

I loved the line Using force lightning is like Peeing, you can't stop once you've started! lol

I don't think kylo tried to run Rey down as a test, it was just a pointless scene meant to show something exciting. There was NO REASON to "test" her

@firstlast6437

4 жыл бұрын

My fat balls are pretty sweaty and ya know what? They've begun to develop quite the odor.

@joshhudson2484

4 жыл бұрын

It was a test, otherwise he would've just shot her while flying towards her.

@k-la-k6828

4 жыл бұрын

Doesnt Matter You just made me change my point of view about the entire movie. What profound analysis have you given us sir.

@firstlast6437

4 жыл бұрын

@@k-la-k6828 My balls stink help me please

@brentphillips9965

4 жыл бұрын

It was Disney trying to make Star Wars an anime.

all three trilogies are about children rebelling their parents.

"where do you think the star wars universe goes after this?" The bin. Hopefully.

Good example of a "force link" is Revan and Bastila. Not whatever weird shit this was.

@somethingboss

4 жыл бұрын

Ahhhh Darth Revan. KOTOR has my fave story.

@michaelford8017

4 жыл бұрын

KOTOR is the best SW IMO. Still, I love how they use Force Link in these movies.

@OtterInsanity

4 жыл бұрын

Traya and the Exile also have an interesting Froce Link.

@LoganFerguson

4 жыл бұрын

Another good example? The better and more understandable force link between TWINS Jacen and Jaina Solo, who are the original characters that JJ copied with Rey and Ben.

@thoomolong

4 жыл бұрын

Is KOTOR only told in videogames or books? What's the best way to get that story?

I’m a simple man. All I wanted was a lightsaber fight to duel of the fates in the background. And they couldn’t even do that. 1 out of 10

@MrRomanticGameGuy

4 жыл бұрын

Try out The Old Republic Cinematics for Light Saber

@jacobisaacs600

4 жыл бұрын

Try out making a good movie

@inkchild4115

4 жыл бұрын

Lightsaber duel wasnt even good and for the first part of the fight there was no music

The scene with Kylo trying to fly into Rey in his TIE interceptor, Rey could have just quickly shifted to the side. He wasn't firing or flying from high above anyway.

@moderndemon84

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah like what was he thinking?

"They fly now?!?" Um Boba Fett?