I prefer the theory that Palpatine survived by hiding in a lead-lined refrigerator.

@tastyloaf5487

4 жыл бұрын

As he was falling.

@larrybrennan1463

4 жыл бұрын

@@tastyloaf5487 You'd be surprised how many lead-lined refrigerators a Death Star requires. They're all over the place.

@larrybrennan1463

4 жыл бұрын

@Dan C Sounds crazy, but it just might work!

@JerrysFineCigars

4 жыл бұрын

I was hoping rey would remove her mask revealing she was palpatine the whole time. Would have made all the weird sexual tension between herself and Ben even funnier.

@maximumkorb

4 жыл бұрын

He used the midi-chlorians to create that fridge.

What's not to understand? Palpatine fell into the pit, fought the Balrog, died, and returned as Palpatine the White.

@goodrich06

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@SomeBlackGuy

4 жыл бұрын

Pinkhair Machinima lol

@SGTcrackey666

4 жыл бұрын

Love this comment loll

@commissarjb

4 жыл бұрын

*the white-eyed

@nazzurro

4 жыл бұрын

Gandalf kicked him in the nuts on the way down

“Mandalorian is on the right track” Oh mike, don’t worry, that didn’t last long.

@lai6551

10 ай бұрын

Oh no

@Pixelkip

10 ай бұрын

Idk it’s nowhere as bad as this trash fire

@Jellybob69

10 ай бұрын

@@Pixelkipyeah but they ruined the show after two seasons. The one lightning in a bottle gem Disney have had with this IP and they got greedy and ruined it.

@SonicBoyster

10 ай бұрын

@@Jellybob69 Season 3 was fine, and it's over now anyway.

@Jellybob69

9 ай бұрын

@@SonicBoyster it’s was shit and killed the mainstream appeal of the show

Mike slowly realizing that this is all his fault is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen

@saucyduckglobalomnihyperme7510

Жыл бұрын

It's like a Greek tragedy, the hubris of the viral Plinkett reviews followed by the inescapable nemesis of JJ Abrams. The director he himself chose.

@larrote6467

Жыл бұрын

you are delirious

@Tacheonblack

Жыл бұрын

@@saucyduckglobalomnihyperme7510 "Choose the form of your destructor"

@marcespinoza6068

Жыл бұрын

He also halted the release of Penn Jillette's movie due to his Plinkett review.

@GM-nv8ct

Жыл бұрын

@@Tacheonblack lmao

I didn't see the movie so this review wouldn't be spoiled

@realhorrorshow8547

4 жыл бұрын

That's pretty much my approach to this trilogy. Also, it's cheaper.

@crozecamp

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t give Disney your moneyz

@jaku9730

4 жыл бұрын

In the same boat

@jsummer6390

4 жыл бұрын

I completely agree with this statement

@animelytical8354

4 жыл бұрын

This is the new wave. I like it.

People just sitting around and talking for 70 minutes. Shot-Reverse Shot. Shot-Reverse Shot. A CGI Rich Evans brought back from the dead.

@LeSensuel

4 жыл бұрын

GamerGod91 Holy shit you’re right! George Lucas directed this video!

@Uvwaex

4 жыл бұрын

THE rich Evans??

@stubby019

4 жыл бұрын

It broke new ground!

@waltherstolzing9719

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah next time there's a HitB, Jay Jay Abrams should direct it. He knows how to make an engaging film review -- not *write* one, mind you, but shoot one.

@EMalachi

4 жыл бұрын

There's a kind of poetry to it. It rhymes.

I liked the part where it was revealed that emperor Palpatine's grand overarching plan over three films was to get Rey to kill him so he can be reborn, heralding a new age of evil, which she then does and everyone lives happily ever after.

@samuelhatlestad6676

10 ай бұрын

😆😆😆

@TheMetahedron

7 ай бұрын

Welcome to planet "Intolerable Mud"@@samuelhatlestad6676

@milliondollarmistake

6 ай бұрын

She used the Force to blow his soul apart like the Emperor did to Horus

@TheMetahedron

6 ай бұрын

If You are really One with The Force, any weapon would be a Distraction. You Do Not need them. @@milliondollarmistake

@TheMetahedron

6 ай бұрын

I've already won,. I don't care anymore.

I'm still rewatching this years later despite never actually watching the film.😅

@PatstarDeluxe

4 ай бұрын

Was just thinking that. This is like the 10th time (or more!) that I've watched this and I STILL haven't seen TROS.

@thomasmartin7309

4 ай бұрын

Saaaaame

@Unsupervisedgoat

3 ай бұрын

Same lmao

@darrenoconnell2891

3 ай бұрын

Same 😂

@h.a.9880

3 ай бұрын

The thing is, if you can, watch at least the first 10 minutes, it's one hell of an experience. This review emphasizes how ungodly fast the movie introduces stuff and drops it immediately, but it has to be seen to be fully understood. The title crawl mentiones that Palpatine is back and by the 4 minute mark, Kylo Ren has fought against some randos that support Palpy, obtains a "wayfinder" to get to Palpy, has a conversation with him about how Snokes was just a sock puppet, how Kylo will kill Palpy and then Kylo swears allegiance to him. You can't even fathom how bizarre it is to watch a movie that feels like it has enough plot for a trilogy but rushes through them at 3x speed.

Palpatine is 3/3 for zapping himself in the face during the conclusion of each trilogy.

@sonoftheway3528

4 жыл бұрын

he didn't zap himself in Jedi really

@dongxx

4 жыл бұрын

@@sonoftheway3528 Yes he did

@russellharrell2747

4 жыл бұрын

R very video gamey

@Whiteplane

4 жыл бұрын

Forgot to put XP into poise.

@Nycrolieben

4 жыл бұрын

It's like poetry. It rhymes.

Do a 70 minute review of Cats you cowards

@allluckyseven

4 жыл бұрын

Please don't. Otherwise I'd have to go watch Cats... (not really)

@jaredpeacemaker795

4 жыл бұрын

MEMORIES!!!!!!! (Echoing vomit noises)

@VK-ls3zv

4 жыл бұрын

You mean pussies

@Jaxck77

4 жыл бұрын

K-Shizzle Bizzle The real truth

@Relugus

4 жыл бұрын

Cats is the worst thing to happen to Cats since Dogs.

The sad thing is looking at these guys 3 years ago they still had hope in their eyes. This was before the dark times; before Star Trek Picard. Before they lost hope.

@jimbomclimbo7467

Жыл бұрын

There gonna need to find a new one now

@connbarry1656

Жыл бұрын

Not Jay, he never gave a shit

@robertbowen1892

Жыл бұрын

Picard really did damage to Mike

@dudududu1926

Жыл бұрын

@@robertbowen1892 First it's William Shatner, now it's Picard.

@cubana2

Жыл бұрын

Star wars Lost Hope

I still find it staggering that Disney managed to screw up this trilogy so comprehensively, it's kind of hilarious how dumb very nearly all of it is.

@ummdustry5718

Жыл бұрын

I think this must be an inkling of what it felt like to be alive for the construction of the great pyramids y'know? The work of the kingdoms finest artisans, skilled masons & painters, thousands of menial workers, talented engineers... The sort of force that could truly transform the kingdom, Irrigate the desert build houses for all... Instead though the pharoh decided we'd build a big dorito to stick his dead body in, so that's what we're doing. Tens of thousands of talented people essentially wasted years of their life because some corperate execs had no clue what they were doing and didn't care enough to find out.

@Internetzspacezshipz

Жыл бұрын

@@ummdustry5718 That has to be the funniest description of the pyramids I've ever seen.

@sirderpsalot

Жыл бұрын

It's a pity, but hardly a surprise. The company knows their audience will pay for low-grade, thrown together, poorly planned crap. SW is a dead story that isn't worth paying a cent for anymore.

@stellviahohenheim

Жыл бұрын

Kathleen Kennedy ruined Star Wars out of spite because George Lucas didn't toss her salad

@Internetzspacezshipz

Жыл бұрын

@@stellviahohenheim What an extremely funny comment /s

Let the past live, exhume its corpse if you have to.

@SensSword

4 жыл бұрын

Isn't that exactly what Disney just did?

@itsd0nk

4 жыл бұрын

timmd909 Exactly.

@dsozso

4 жыл бұрын

nO oNe's evEr REally goNe

@alsed7

4 жыл бұрын

The old story will resurrect again, to defeat evil once more

@victoriavallevalle1436

4 жыл бұрын

Just as a corpse that is presented to us as if it's still alive, Ray is trying to rise as a Skywalker. STAR WARS: Rise of a Poser.

Maybe the real palpatine was the friends we made along the way

@alessandroconti380

4 жыл бұрын

AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Best one so far XD

@infiniteinmystery35

4 жыл бұрын

this is it chief.

@BorealSanta

4 жыл бұрын

Successful reference that I get

@davidhudson8428

4 жыл бұрын

Aww man... wish I'd thought of that. lol

@riffmachineband

4 жыл бұрын

I like the bit where you said a funny

Well for me personally, I loved the CGI and acting. The characters were so interesting and emotional. I was so invested from the beginning to the end. I've watched this half in the bag review over a 100 times now!

@mariecarie1

11 ай бұрын

It’s amazing how well they recreated Rich Evans. The AI voicing is on point. I honestly kept forgetting he’d tragically died from AIDS-related diabetes, and he had been edited in with pre-shot footage and CGI for the rest. Just incredible.

@andrewblamo5983

10 ай бұрын

Gotta clap for red letter media.

@astrospect

8 ай бұрын

Very cool.

@assassino1480

8 ай бұрын

Very cool, Alex.

@alexlewis5365

8 ай бұрын

@@assassino1480 Very cool.

Oh my God, the idea of super old Watto greeting Rey at the end of the movie is one of the funniest things I've ever heard / envisioned

@BaggyTheBloke

Жыл бұрын

"Rey Skywalker? Eyyyy! I used to own two of ya! Come here, I'll show ya where I used ta beat your great great grandma!"

@Avalon_1991

11 ай бұрын

She tries to use the force on him and he says his species is immune to the force.

@ruledtrendy5066

6 ай бұрын

​@@Avalon_1991ah but it's Rey. Somehow she'd have super duper Jedi mind tricks 🤦 I really hate Rey. I'm a full on Reycist

@abraxas4261

3 ай бұрын

​@@Avalon_1991 This sets up the Yuuzhan Vong trilogy

Palpatine to Kylo Ren: "Kill the girl. I need her alive."

@Joecbg100

4 жыл бұрын

Ya WTF lol

@mongooseunleashed

4 жыл бұрын

_scratches head._

@denkerbosu3551

4 жыл бұрын

@Peyglo so he knew Ben would fail in killing her. Again. Makes sense to me.

@HMcQ7891

4 жыл бұрын

@Peyglo "Yeaahhh, that's the ticket!" - Disney Writers Team

@henkman00

4 жыл бұрын

Palpatine: ''kill me and my spirit will take over your body'' Rey bounces the force lighting back, killing Palpatine. Palpatine: ''wait...did I win?'' (checks the script)

Mike is just a clone of Mr. Plinkett that he made in his basement.

@AGoodVibe

4 жыл бұрын

A tank of Plinketts

@faidheanta2611

4 жыл бұрын

@@AGoodVibe jar*

@RegazozoGaming

4 жыл бұрын

Had to do something with all the dead hooker bodies

@CornyBum

4 жыл бұрын

His existence itself is like poetry, it rhymes...

@RegazozoGaming

4 жыл бұрын

@allright715 MIND BLOWN!!!

“Look at these horses” is one of my favorite Rich lines of all time

@unclephillymya

4 ай бұрын

LOOK IT’S MAZ KANADA

@bencarlson4300

2 ай бұрын

And Jay’s wheeze laugh after that, classic

Mike giving the 09 trek movie a pass is the most hilarious butterfly effect

@bencarlson4300

Жыл бұрын

There’s been a lot thrown at ST 09 and Into Darkness, but after all the Star Wars and Star Trek movies and shows that have come out since, those two look like modern masterpieces in comparison.

@youtubeaccount697

Жыл бұрын

@@bencarlson4300 i disagree, the trek movies are still unwatchable, mostly because of what they ushered in

@bencarlson4300

Жыл бұрын

@@youtubeaccount697 They did lead to the sequel trilogy and current trek, so it would objectively be better if they never existed. I still like them.

@NrettG

Жыл бұрын

@@bencarlson4300 I mean I really do enjoy ST 09 and Into Darkness because their just genuine good films and really fun to watch. What the fuck were they doing in Beyond.

@BiggieTrismegistus

11 ай бұрын

I'll say Star Trek 2009 looks like a masterpiece by comparison but Into Darkness is still an infruiatingly stupid movie and will always been absolute trash as far as I'm concerned. The sheer number of plot holes, contrivances, and just all around idiocy is too much for me to deal with.

Sooo wtf was the point of the knights of ren?

@HappyAutist31

4 жыл бұрын

DrViperVideos toys

@antwanscott97

4 жыл бұрын

Toys

@thebipman

4 жыл бұрын

Kylo kills his homies who did nothing but shadow him.

@Ammoniumbicarbonat

4 жыл бұрын

They should have been central characters in Episode VIII, developed as part of Kylo’s story, except that film was totally wasted

@ZaxxonHK47

4 жыл бұрын

They were a throwaway line in ep7 and people got over hyped.

The star wars saga is a tragedy about Chewbacca the wookie outliving all his friends.

@KMmusic316

4 жыл бұрын

Lando and the droids are still alive

@MarkQuick0411

4 жыл бұрын

Lando horny af Honestly it’s really creepy

@asovietreunion13

4 жыл бұрын

@Captain McDog Holy shit.

@weedlebacaws8613

4 жыл бұрын

“Chewbacca: A Star Wars Story” will just be ninety minutes of Chewie getting blackout drunk and crying while wearing his medal.

@arditeider2812

4 жыл бұрын

@@KMmusic316 Lando isn't in A New Hope, droids can get rebuild. So technically Chewie was there since the start.

I give Billy Dee Williams a total pass on his performance, the man is old and we're lucky to see him at all.

@MrSoopSA

2 жыл бұрын

I agree. He’s doing the best he can given his health.

@TheSolidSnakeOil

Жыл бұрын

I saw him on an episode of NCIS years ago and thought there was no way he's going be in any of the new SW movies when they were announced. But dammit, Disney gets what Disney wants.

@NC-ck5oj

Жыл бұрын

He shouldnt have been in the movie

@diatonicdelirium1743

Жыл бұрын

@@NC-ck5oj The movie shouldn't have been - don't blame actors for wanting to work, only a very select group can actually pick and choose.

@Katyamuffin

Жыл бұрын

I don't think anyone's blaming him for his performance, I think people are blaming Disney for dragging the poor old man into this shitshow

The term "passive progressive" is the greatest thing to come out of the Disney Star Wars acquisition.

Someone in my theatre audibly said “oh fuck off” when Cheewie got the medal.

@55schfiftyfive55

3 жыл бұрын

Bro. I feel that somewhere deep within me. I was saying "oh fuck off" for a majority of the movie.

@nickm8874

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah sorry about that. Couldn’t hold it in

@discoduck3785

3 жыл бұрын

I couldn't help myself and just burst out gaffawing with laughter. Like it was 1889

@jozinek876

3 жыл бұрын

I remember people in my cinema laughing when Rey destroyed the First Order transport shuttle with force lightning.

@TheBeat710

3 жыл бұрын

By that point of the movie, I didn't care. In my mind, this movie killed my love for Star Wars & officially soured my view of Disney.

Wow, it's almost as if corporate-executive-controlled, money-grubbing, merchandise-driven, committee-written, market-tested, computer-created, pre-sold, nostalgia-based franchise bait is the death of all creativity. WHO COULD POSSIBLY HAVE PREDICTED?!?

@mcintma2

4 жыл бұрын

It was moreso the political agenda that did the damage IMO

@caspertrog1046

4 жыл бұрын

Well, Marvel makes it somewhat work. It's baffling to me that the same company that owns Marvel, would buy a multibillion franchise like Star Wars only to completely "wing it", with zero sense of direction.

@Synochra

4 жыл бұрын

@@mcintma2 what?

@Synochra

4 жыл бұрын

Allen Rubinstein Yep. Worst thing is, during some parts of the movie you could totally tell they introduced shit just to turn it into merch later on. Boy this thing was a bitch to sit through at times.

@mushroom6707

4 жыл бұрын

@Cameron Pangborn if money grubbing is bad I dont wanna be good

7:47 "You don't know that." Roger Ebert reviewed the Mr. Plinkett Phantom Menace videos. Mike's nervous "I guess I don't" is very founded. A LOT of people saw it, and it's been around for a while. There's a very good chance someone involved was familiar with it.

@MundaneThingsBackwards

4 ай бұрын

I'm almost 100% sure they were a major inspiration for TFA essentially being the anti-prequel movie at its core (which is why Mike was so soft on and receptive to it initially despite being all the thing he hates about Hollywood in that era when it came to its corporate fan service cynicism and lazy sequel boot status.) Practical effects galore, action and (shallow) character stuff over exposition and clumsy world building. Cinematography telling its own story in a dynamic and exciting way, etc. TLJ in spirit followed it's example only it set out to kill Star Wars as a whole and rebuild it in Rian's perverted image.

So the fleet of Star Destroyers that Palpatine lifted out of the ground, nobody had known about until it suddenly appeared. Which is great, because it's ALWAYS a good idea, in a movie, to introduce a huge new threat and then dispose of it in the same act.

@davidure3799

10 ай бұрын

Hundreds of ships carrying 40,000+ personnel each, all hidden…..under ice. Got it.

@toboraton5911

7 ай бұрын

100% right! Remember in No Country for Old Men when Josh Brolin just wandered around aimlessly, and then Javier Bardem is introduced as a killer and immediately hit by a car? It was genius!

@BT-su1yf

7 ай бұрын

@@toboraton5911 exactly! Or like in Kill Bill where the Bride traveled around the world, seeing the sights, and then in the last 10 minutes of the movie Bill showed up and shot her in the head but she recovered instantly and got up and killed him!

The sequel trilogy is like watching two dudes having a really heated argument at a party. But you went there with JJ Abrams, and hes your ride home. So you have to listen to him shit talk the other guy on the way home

@Ryuouken

4 жыл бұрын

And it doesnt matter who wins the argument, because the mood is already ruined. :/

@CERTIFIEDBABEWRANGLER

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ryuouken and now you dont even know if you want to go to the next party anymore

@Ryuouken

4 жыл бұрын

@@CERTIFIEDBABEWRANGLER Oh I know. I'm not going :P "wasted potential" really captures it.

@nobu9705

4 жыл бұрын

Aaaaaaaahhh 🤣🤣🤣👌 …but also, you're kinda interested how the trainwreck argument ends

@CERTIFIEDBABEWRANGLER

4 жыл бұрын

@@nobu9705 yeah but you're not gonna bring as much beer or chips as you did the last time

So why didn't Palpatine just clone 5 Million Snokes and take over the Galaxy with his Sith monster army?

@luckyspurs

4 жыл бұрын

Because he got bored of Snoke faster than movie watchers did.

@hopelessclown

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe he needed to make a bunch of them before one of the ended up being strong in the Force.

@ryan1672

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t ask questions. Just consume product and move on to next product

@jackerylel

4 жыл бұрын

There can only be a sith master and an apprentice

@theycallmejojo6090

4 жыл бұрын

The final graveyard smash

The clips of Rich laughing in the theatre is the best thing I’ve ever heard.

Oscar Isaac just fucking fleeing that interview is the most hilarious, perfect cap to this series possible.

I can't believe one VCR repairman destroyed a multi-billion dollar franchise.

@bobrocks79

4 жыл бұрын

Rian Johnson isn't a VCR repairman. Yet.

@elijahrusso5403

4 жыл бұрын

bobrocks79 he will be

@gkay8889

4 жыл бұрын

@@bobrocks79 rain saved sw tho

@gkay8889

4 жыл бұрын

@@bobrocks79 at least he tried to save it if it wasn't for 9..

@thegodofalldragons

4 жыл бұрын

@@gkay8889 Star Wars didn't even need "saving" until The Last Jedi came out!

I wish Mace Windu realised he could have just picked up Kit Fitso’s fallen lightsaber and double reflected Palpatine’s force lightning back at him.

@AstroWarped

4 жыл бұрын

I guess Mace wanted Anakin to strike him to make the Emperor think he's the one winning.

@elijahrusso5403

4 жыл бұрын

The Homo Demen yah I think so. I was really hoping Mace would show up for round 2.

@davidm2031

4 жыл бұрын

@@elijahrusso5403 samuel l Jackson is too busy with a successful cinematic universe

@mikkom7475

4 жыл бұрын

@@Bl4ckD0g Has anyone in Star Wars ever died from falling into anything?

@Beer_Dad1975

4 жыл бұрын

Mace couldn't do that because he's wasn't a Gary Stu.

Jay: "This is all horribly uninteresting" Mike: *Carries on anyway* I love it.

Some food for thought: These guys sitting in a small studio with a tiny budget have created something far more entertaining than the biggest film studio with $275 million

@rvllctt871

5 ай бұрын

But it needed the @275 million movie for it to mean anything.

@fridayman99

4 ай бұрын

@@rvllctt871 Good point :)

EpVI: Palpatine is defeated by the combination of a son refusing to kill his own father because he knew he was still good, and a father giving his own life to save his son. EpIX: Palpatine is defeated by his grandaughter because she used two lightsabers instead of one

@Isabelle-fr9dp

4 жыл бұрын

This is getting out of hand

@aliemami4853

4 жыл бұрын

Isabelle Now there are two of them!

@nbr1rckr

4 жыл бұрын

Hard to believe Star Wars drew influence from Greek tragedy and myth once upon a time...

@adamfrisk956

4 жыл бұрын

nbr1rckr I hope it will draw from Greek economy now

@dohnjoe4100

4 жыл бұрын

Seeing the youtube rips of the palpatine scenes I thought it couldn't get dumber after "Empress Palpatine". Then I saw the two lightsabers scene and couldn't stop laughing. the scenes with Palpatine are probably the best parts of the movie, too.

I legitimately got told by people "if you just turned off your brain you would have enjoyed it". I never thought the meme was actually real.

@codystork3008

4 жыл бұрын

My family tells me this all the time followed by why can't you just enjoy the movie? My answer is always analyzing the movie can be just as much fun as watching it.

@randomfools808

4 жыл бұрын

Oh those people are very real. That's the GA in a nutshell.

@misanthropicservitorofmars2116

4 жыл бұрын

Cody Stork if the movie is good. Analysis makes it so much more enjoyable. You can get into It, and spend more time in your life thinking about it instead of just absorbing the colors and sounds for the duration of the movie.

@lastmanstanding7155

4 жыл бұрын

Memes! The DNA of the soul!

@fecal_position6412

4 жыл бұрын

I kept my brain on and seriously enjoyed this movie. The funniest film I've seen all year long.

I watched this movie once in theatres.. I’ve seen this review.. about 15 times now. It’s my white noise to pass out some nights; thank you for making this review happen JJ!

@rodrigocastillo4253

Жыл бұрын

Same here

@ExploderMaster18

Жыл бұрын

I really thought i was the only one who does that. I listened to it a 120 times

@danielsliwa1045

Жыл бұрын

@@ExploderMaster18 The key is finding which episodes where there's not too many Rich laughs to wake ya haha

@10ToesDownWithBass

Жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one that uses RLM as ASMR

@danielsliwa1045

Жыл бұрын

@@10ToesDownWithBass My Go to for sleepless nights: Rise of Skywalker or Ghostbusters 2016 reviews lol!

After 2 and a half years, I finally got around to watching this movie. Literally, my only motivation was so that I could watch THIS review. The movie was boring, the trilogy was a flop, and I'm ultimately dead inside when it comes to star wars.

@ummdustry5718

Жыл бұрын

My friend organised a star-wars marathon last year, all nine movies over one long weekend. We started out with six or so people, only me and him stuck around for the sequels, and I was only there for his sake.

@reek4062

Жыл бұрын

We'll always have the OT

the new trilogy turned John Boyega from a genuine fan, super hyped to see himself wielding a light saber in the Force Awakens trailer, to being completely done with the franchise and not wanting to revisit it ever again.

@oddskymikha8185

4 жыл бұрын

Just like most of the fans, really.

@asbjrnkillenjahn9421

4 жыл бұрын

@@oddskymikha8185 Just like most of Star Wars' cast to be honest. New and old alike.

@rabid123fox

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair it was probably the hatred from fans who turned him off of it lol

@walmartian422

4 жыл бұрын

Fox at first he was thinking wow these fans suck 3 movies later he was thinking “yea this shit fucking sucks”

@razkable

4 жыл бұрын

as someone who didn't really get into the franchise I can enjoy the first 6 films for telling one long narrative even if they all have issues their fun movies..i actually don't think their poorly made they just bore me....I have not seen any of the star wars-disney films lord of the rings twilight or marvel comic book films recently since this universe started with what iron man in 2007...i'm better for it...could care less about these franchises...star was is watchable but only by lucas...the clone wars cartoons have been great...the series should continue animated...its just easier...guys get over it...go watch some anime...that will make you forget star wars

I can’t believe adults wrote the new trilogy

@Wonderboywonderings

4 жыл бұрын

7th grade level writing & I'm not even kidding.

@AnnaMarianne

4 жыл бұрын

It's one of the continuing wonders of being an adult - that ever growing understanding of how unwise many adults are, and with how little sense the world is run.

@leecroft7311

4 жыл бұрын

Icedout They did ???

@dambition7495

4 жыл бұрын

Adults that payd 4 billion to do it

@monkeyman87

4 жыл бұрын

Best damn comment I’ve ever seen regarding the new films.

"Whats your name?" "Rich"' "Rich who?" "... Rich Stoklasa"

I still cannot believe this video still has 0 dislikes. The StarWars community are truly united by this review

@PeachBoi_Real

Жыл бұрын

how would you know?

@JohnDoe-un2cm

Жыл бұрын

Its called a browser extension

I'm so confused, why are they not fixing the VCR?

@sageoz9886

4 жыл бұрын

mackerel13 I'll need my VCR back for when I buy a VHS copy of SWTROS from my local Target's $5 bin

@mutinyontheark

4 жыл бұрын

The Lighting Fast EU is no longer canon.

@harbingerofsalt

4 жыл бұрын

No VCR is ever really broken

@joker1087

4 жыл бұрын

the movie is so mind blowing they wandered out of the theatre and right to the studio like walking away from a car wreck

@rockyseverino9230

4 жыл бұрын

After 11 years they gotta be close to fixing that vcr Mine is next. So hyped.

Let’s just bury the lightsabers on Tatooine: - A place Anakin hated because of sand & the fact his mother was tortured to death there - A place Luke wanted off of (his aunt & uncle also murdered there) - A place Leia had no connection to aside from being a slave to Jabba ...Forget about somewhere respectable like say Padme’s grave on Naboo

@shockwave2291

4 жыл бұрын

Not to mention the lightsabers were buried in the exact same place Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru were slaughtered by Stormtroopers 40 years ago. Like fuck Rey, could you have picked a more cursed place to bury Jedi relics?

@SlantsDraws

4 жыл бұрын

do you want sith relics? because this is how you get sith relics

@togalogs

4 жыл бұрын

You just know Disney is already writing a story about a couple of teens who go out playing by the old abandoned farm and stumble across those lightsabers...

@xxvaltielxx1789

4 жыл бұрын

@@shockwave2291 Fucking Mustafar, just next to where Anakin burned or under Vader's castle, or maybe Palps palace/ex Jedi temple, just where Anakin slaughtered the younglings

@linkz016

4 жыл бұрын

You have to bury it in Tatooine because you need to finish this trilogy with the setting twin suns. Because Star Wars.

I haven't even seen this movie in it's entirety but I've watched this review multiple times.

@Metallijosh100

Жыл бұрын

This is my 4th time here, I think. I hate how reliably entertaining these lads are.

@astrospect

Жыл бұрын

@@Metallijosh100 Another channel you might like if you like or at least have a passing interest in comic books is ComicPop. They have that similar RLM vibe of just regular Joe's with integrity who chat and joke about the good, bad, and ugly in comic books. Their Back Issues series of videos is as addicting for me as these guys are, and I feel like they deserve way more subs than they have now.

@wazeesmiff6524

Жыл бұрын

Watched multiple times. More than 6 times at least. Only seen movie once

@finlay9616

Жыл бұрын

I've tried to watch the entire Rise of Skywalker but I've watched this well over two dozen times

@DeusAndrew

Жыл бұрын

It's my favorite fall asleep video what can I say

Rich is the sleepiest man I’ve ever seen. If Pooh was a person, and it’s wholesome

@TheSolidSnakeOil

Жыл бұрын

It's the diabetes.

@user-cp9id1mj8b

9 ай бұрын

And the copious amounts of high-grade cannabis

@benjaminperez7328

8 ай бұрын

And Mike is Eeyore. And Jay is Rabbit.

@randomjunkohyeah1

6 ай бұрын

@@benjaminperez7328 Holy shit

@mitchellsmith746

6 ай бұрын

​@@benjaminperez7328the accuracy of this comment is uncanny Does this make Jack the Piglet of the group?

“It is a tale, told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing” - Rich Evans

@celadon6554

4 жыл бұрын

Rich Evans is truly a visionary. Such inspirational words.

@SuperMovieLvr933

4 жыл бұрын

Perfect for the Blu Ray cover.

@prince_dogboy

4 жыл бұрын

Macbeth?

@KnuckleHunkybuck

4 жыл бұрын

@Descartes' Apparition I think Shakespeare was quoting superstar Rich Evans.

@MovelessRobot

4 жыл бұрын

At what moment he say that?! I just lost it,just like everything in the rise of skywalker

You can’t spoil this movie. These guys are laying out all of these details of the movie, but I have no idea what’s going on.

@mrpurple11

4 жыл бұрын

Rey = Jesus/Korra

@jordan2d2

4 жыл бұрын

Once they revealed the Emporer was coming back in the trailer we knew the whole plot of the movie

@aliceiscalling

4 жыл бұрын

I've listened to this video three times and every time, something new confuses me.

@HellecticMojo

4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit, that's amazing.

@ninjaeddy1717

4 жыл бұрын

It’s barely a movie. When they said it felt like a pitch session they were pretty accurate.

I watched the Wonder Woman 1984 HitB right before this, and decided to look up the ending speech from that movie where she said nothing for 3 minutes... I read the comments (FOR SOME REASON), and they were all basically the opening tweets in this video. People saying they were deeply touched, and moved to tears by her nothing burger speech. I just don't understand how some people live life like that. They see an actor cry, and hear orchestral music and they think it's emotional. Maybe I'm watching movies wrong, meaning with my brain switched on.

@skrounst

11 ай бұрын

"The line "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to everyone else" gave me chills" and "“I’ve never wanted anything more. But he’s gone and that’s the truth” this was the moment where Diana finally accepts the love of her life’s death. The truth isn’t ALWAYS beautiful it can be painful and devastating but at least it’s real. " are the top comments on that video, and Im getting chills because of the lack of blood flowing to some people's brains...

@BiggieTrismegistus

11 ай бұрын

I suspect those are bots paid for by the studio to praise their bad products.

"This is all horribly uninteresting" - Jay at Mike's explanation of Palpatine's horribly convoluted backstory.

Lando must be the best politician in the history of the Galaxy, in just one hour he convinced the entire Galaxy to rebel against the First Order. It was that simple...

@AntonioCardenasT

4 жыл бұрын

@Autismo or how necesary was Luke's sacrifice. Last Jedi ended with his dead inspiring future generations, but in this one it inspired nothing and Lando had to be the one bringing the reinforcements.

@DS8379

4 жыл бұрын

He's the Coolest Cat in the Galaxy!

@Targisvear

4 жыл бұрын

@@DS8379 Even in senile form.

@leviwarren6222

4 жыл бұрын

@sonoki82 Lots of L3's filling the sky there.

@mryoutube4399

4 жыл бұрын

I still don't understand why the First Order was so strong.Return of the Jedi implied that the Galactic Empire had died and that a New Republic had been born.

"Due to budgetary constraints, the final order was only able to produce 2 navigational beacons from the newly named Emperor Palpatine Beacon Construction Facility."

@DarthRaven9000

4 жыл бұрын

I clapped because I recognize all your references!

@cadesturm5095

4 жыл бұрын

@@DarthRaven9000 I clapped because I know RLM!!!!!!!

@FrostUK

4 жыл бұрын

"Let me guess - Tuesday?"

@Lefuza

4 жыл бұрын

EmPalBeaConFac

@nothosaur

4 жыл бұрын

Most of the budget went to constructing the planet-destroying belly guns that had to be fitted to 1500 Star Destroyers.

I watched this like 10 times over the years. This is my Star Wars now.

@davehandelman2832

2 жыл бұрын

Same. I LOVE listening to the comiseration of these guys.

I have to return to this amazing gem of a video at least once every few months.

@dogechrist

Жыл бұрын

ive watched it 20 times today already

@biohead66

Жыл бұрын

Watched this review like 40 times in total and I still haven't watched the actual movie.

@dogechrist

Жыл бұрын

@@biohead66 same here 😅

@MundaneThingsBackwards

4 ай бұрын

It's a lovely little piece of art. Three friends shooting the shit discussing a horrible movie ends up being far more entertaining than the movie itself.

Kathleen Kennedy is going to blame this all on Mike in 4 months

@SonofTiamat

4 жыл бұрын

He is to toxic masculinity what Palpatine is to the Sith

@MyRickyjoe

4 жыл бұрын

Less.

@DJDeezyThaTruth

4 жыл бұрын

John Wayne -Well not to good if she kouldnt keep one story line coherent. Movies feels like they just winged it

@denkerbosu3551

4 жыл бұрын

@@johnwayne8494 I really need to find out what standard is there to call her "great" anything. She put money in Lucas's risky project... I think? She let Ruin have free reign for TLJ, and still doesn't seem to regret it.

@cutter14

4 жыл бұрын

She's getting fired

Can't spoil a movie I have no emotional investment in.

@liamr6672

4 жыл бұрын

Seriously. I have no emotional investment in these films. Soulless corporate crap, unlimited budget, zero of the original magic.

@davidcsabi8775

4 жыл бұрын

I C BAJS

@MegaZeta

4 жыл бұрын

The problem is, you think having emotional investment in a feature-length children's toy commercial is desirable, instead of something people like Mike were burdened with at a young age and can't shake off even when they know it's bad

My theory is Rian Johnson was pissed that JJ set up a bunch of plotlines with no plan. He actively sabotaged all the plotlines and characters to spite Disney and JJ. When you consider that the main purpose of the film, it suddenly becomes a masterpiece.

@WingItMan217

Жыл бұрын

Honestly I could believe it

@Script-MD

Жыл бұрын

@@WingItMan217 me too. that is my hope now.

@BunnLilah

8 ай бұрын

I'm sure you're exaggerating with the masterpiece part but I wanted to make this analogy: If a professional chef preps a five star meal and the next chef takes a shit in it, it's still gonna taste like shit to the person eating it.

@weneedaladder8384

7 ай бұрын

It really does come across as his Freddy got Fingered or Malignant. Like, he intentionally sabotaged the movie because he thought it would be funny. He's definitely a great writer so in my opinion it's the only way it tracks that Last Jedi is as bad as it is.

@randomjunkohyeah1

6 ай бұрын

@@weneedaladder8384 A lot of other people believe that it’s on the same level as Empire, so clearly he did something right

Took my family to watch RoS on Christmas Day. My brother and I grew up watching the original trilogy on VHS. Watched it so much with our parents that the cassettes had to be replaced. My Mom, brother, and his kids all fell asleep during it.

Why didn’t they let John Boyegga keep his British accent in these movies? Why force him to fake an American one

@RedLoop42069

4 жыл бұрын

Probably so First Order characters have the same accent for the sake of consistency?

@abritishguy4713

4 жыл бұрын

Артём Муртазин In that case it would only make more sense to keep his English accent.

@usefulidiot227

4 жыл бұрын

my only guess is, from "star wars lore" I think, the people with the british accents come from closer to the center of the galaxy where the well-to-do people live. That's why people in higher up positions tend to have a British accent / regal way of speaking. The outskirts of the galaxy is where the poors who speak slang live (ie American accents or Alien languages), and I would wager if the First Order is stealing babies to make into Storm Troopers, they're going to be stealing them from family in the poor sectors of the galaxy.

@NevetsTSmith

4 жыл бұрын

@@itsokay7989 American =/= international. Obi Wan was always fine with a Brit accent and even the toned down Irish of Liam Neeson was perfectly fine.

@MostlyPonies1

4 жыл бұрын

To appeal to black Americans.

In the original draft, Rey uses the Sith dagger to kill the Night King, as the prophecy said.

@WinstonPoptart

4 жыл бұрын

Is there proof of this or did the joke just go over my head?

@TaintedPrinceps

4 жыл бұрын

@@WinstonPoptart game of thrones joke.

@ChimpFromSpace

4 жыл бұрын

I thought she had to throw it into Mount Doom?

@termnus77

4 жыл бұрын

@@ChimpFromSpace Nah, she was supposed to defeat the Witch King

@SirRichfield

4 жыл бұрын

So say we all.

"nobody is watching this who hasn't seen the movie" I couldn't make it through 20 minutes of Episode 8 and won't waste my time with #9... But I do enjoy people reviewing it because that's actually entertaining and creative.

@bencarlson4300

Жыл бұрын

You made the right choice

@CosmicTeapot

Жыл бұрын

Same, never watched episode 9, and episode 8 was pretty much the last nail on the coffin. Stayed until the end though, figured I'd at least get my money's worth (even though I hadn't realized I had unintentionally paid for a masochism session). By the time the credits rolled in, I thought "My *bones* are aching, I better get home quick"

I don't think I'm gonna watch movies anymore. Your reviews are always more entertaining than the actual movies. I'm so depressed. Please don't die Mike, Rich, and Jay (I guess).

this trilogy was just a mess, there was no direction at any point. It felt like two kids playing with star wars toys and arguing about what the "right" way to play is. This movie in particular felt like a straight up fanfiction.

@uwirl4338

4 жыл бұрын

Even the visuals. The shot at the beginning with all the zombie star destroyers sitting in an uniform distribution in the sky looks like some previz an intern made in a few minutes using Blender, not a final shot in a multi million dollar blockbuster.

@undeadnightorc

4 жыл бұрын

Lucas was mocked for wanting to fill each frame with overwhelming detail and we all assumed this new trilogy wouldn't repeat the same mistake. It's almost like JJ is just trolling us now.

@ngmajora6986

4 жыл бұрын

*NUH UH YOU DIDN'T KILL ME I TELEPORTED MY LIGHTSABER ACROSS THE UNIVERSE BEFORE YOU COULD HIT BE*

@KaiserMattTygore927

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed, and to go even further, I would say that unlike the Prequels, these films won't have the "nostalgia" power for it to ever have a resurgence, even if the next trilogy that's inevitably made, sucks even bigger nuts. There's just no substance to these films whatsoever, and RLM pointed out a great thing, that the three main leads easily could've been the Han/Leia/Luke of the 2010's had these films been planned out :/

@hellsong23

4 жыл бұрын

A lack of appreciation that a planet destroying laser on every single star destroyer is idiot levels of overkill.

It is so lame, that 9 movies in a row have one underlaying plot device: *plinkett voice* "Palpatine's behind it all."

@mutinyontheark

4 жыл бұрын

It's like poetry, it rhymes.

@Patyx42

4 жыл бұрын

Plinkett conjured JJ Abrams

@weldin

4 жыл бұрын

mutinyontheark Jar Jar is the key to all of this

@whodatninja439

4 жыл бұрын

@@Patyx42 Mr Plinkett ruined Star Wars CONFIRMED

@markcobuzzi826

4 жыл бұрын

Or maybe it was this pig... *cuts to picture of squealing piglet*

Even despite his dementia, Mike can remember so many details from the prequels do to the Plinkett reviews

@brynjolf3974

Жыл бұрын

Due*

That point near the end about how Poe and Finn should have been together in The Last Jedi is so important. They had such a great dynamic in The Force Awakens, only for Finn to be sent off with a character who was annoying as hell in order to achieve literally nothing. (I'm not hating the Rose actress, she didn't deserve all that hate, it's not like she wrote the damn script)

@BiggieTrismegistus

11 ай бұрын

It's funny. Everyone thinks Kelly Marie Tran stopped acting because of "toxic fans" but if you read the entire New York Times essay she wrote she never mentions mean fans on social media. She explicitly says that the toxicity of *Hollywood* and the film industry is why she left.

@willsaenz6320

11 ай бұрын

@@BiggieTrismegistus it’s in the title of her essay, “I won’t be marginalized by online harassment”, and references the words used by toxic fans. Yes, she also mentions racism in Hollywood and society as a whole, but the fans (at least some) were responsible for harassment as well.

@BiggieTrismegistus

11 ай бұрын

@@willsaenz6320Once again I'd suggest you read what she actually wrote. The title doesn't count because she didn't write it. The editor did. There is no mention of online harassment anywhere in the essay. It seems the editor and you desperately wish you could use her words to smear the fans for some reason but Kelly Marie Tran's essay doesn't give you any leeway to do that.

imagine you're sitting in a movie theater in Milwaukee Wisconsin and you hear Rich Evans's laugh

@animepussy8356

4 жыл бұрын

I've been fucking thinking about this for a week, I can't sleep. Just imagine that "pfffttHAAHAAHAIIIIIIIiiiahaaaHaah!!"

@alternativeavenues7664

4 жыл бұрын

i would be able to die a happy hack fraud.

@animepussy8356

4 жыл бұрын

@@rotaku4946 I don't think you understand, I was being serious. Get that stick out of your ass apart from the "cant sleep" part ofc

@notyou8716

4 жыл бұрын

I've been to Milwaukee. Rich laughing would be a welcome improvement.

@hevergreenbp

4 жыл бұрын

I would cum instantly if I heard the sweet ambrosia of his laughter

The disgusting, old bag of bones Emperor being kept alive by fluids and machines and hatred = the entire Star Wars franchise

@joejonas6816

4 жыл бұрын

Damn that’s actually kinda perfect never thought about it

@99Plastics

4 жыл бұрын

You mean 40k rofl

@kingxerocole4616

4 жыл бұрын

@@99Plastics Could not stop thinking about Inquisitor while watching Palpatine

@oblonghilfiger3583

4 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@Achillesnic

4 жыл бұрын

@@99Plastics I was just thinking that. Stealing from 40k for your eternal Emperor lol

“Look at these horses!” makes me laugh so much and i don’t know why

Star Wars is the perfect example of what happens when: A man with a vision makes a movie: OG Trilogy A man with a vision but no restrictions makes a movie: Prequels and a soulless corporate machine makes a movie: Sequels

@cl4709

8 ай бұрын

The OG trilogy was a man with a vision in cooperation with extremely talented people; Marcia Lucas, John Williams, Irvin Kershner, Harrison Ford, Alec Guinness, Frank Oz, all of ILM. The Prequel Trilogy was George Lucas without cooperation from others.

@illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon

8 ай бұрын

More like a hack gets the right people on board...

@TheGililgi

8 ай бұрын

George funded Everything past a new hope. Fox no longer owned it. Just for clarification.

@austinbaccus

7 ай бұрын

The OT was Apple with Steve Jobs and Tim Cook The PT was Apple with Steve Jobs

@MariOmor1

7 ай бұрын

@@austinbaccus The ST was modern Apple

Mike tryna pretend he is not directly responsible for the sequels.

@howareyoumoreofaclownthanme

4 жыл бұрын

@@comicsans1689 I'd agree more had there not been an episode beforehand (I think The Last Jedi) where Mike clarified that he meant visually. In that aspect I agree with Mike a lot. Let JJ do all the visual work and by all means keep his grubby fingers off the script.

@Monsterassassin3

4 жыл бұрын

Comic Sans You think youre a lot smarter than you actually are. Please stop talking

@comicsans1689

4 жыл бұрын

@LeedleDuck Before you critique someone's intelligence, make sure that your spelling, grammar, and punctuation are in order. With that nitpick out of the way, your comment adds nothing to the discussion. You offer no refutations to any of my points. You instead have opted to figuratively cover your ears and shout "I CAN'T HEAR YOU" like a child would. That's a strong sign that you have no argument. Are you sure that you're not the one that thinks they're a lot smarter than you actually are? Either way, please stop talking until you have something meaningful to say. To finish my diatribe, I have a strong suspicion that the lone like for your comment is from yourself, how sad. EDIT: I see some people have liked your comment since I made my response. My last observation is now out of date, but the rest of my points are still valid.

@shawklan27

4 жыл бұрын

@@Monsterassassin3 oh?

@ItachIBrolly2

4 жыл бұрын

@@howareyoumoreofaclownthanme I disagree, JJ is dogshit in the visual work as well, way too much fucking lens flare and shaky cam. Most of his movies feel like a seizure whenever there's an action scene.

Anyone else not really care for Star Wars anymore but actually get excited for RLM reviews about it? They are sick of Star Wars like no one else and its hilarious to watch

@theoriginaltommysteward

4 жыл бұрын

+1

@dynamitejimi

4 жыл бұрын

The Mandalorian is fire so I can’t agree

@playthehighnote1122

4 жыл бұрын

I'm far more sick of Marvel. Jesus Christ there are 400 Marvel movies a month.

@aitchisondaniel

4 жыл бұрын

The online ripping apart is more logical, respectful of lore, witty, coherent and better than the doomed, pitiful film.

@aserta

4 жыл бұрын

Count me in.

It's fascinating how they each have varying ideas to explain how Palpatines alive. 1.) He's an ancient being, and the Emperor in the OT was a clone. 2.) He's the original from the OT and survived the Deathstar. 3.) He's a clone of Palpatine with the reincarnated souls of all the sith. It really shows that the movie did not do a good enough job to explain this that everyone has to come up with their own head canon to explain it. Sure, the novelization gives more explanation, but it doesn't justify it not being in the core film.

@fleshworm

2 жыл бұрын

What's the novelization explanation?

@jefferyarnold8416

2 жыл бұрын

@@fleshworm "Kylo could feel in his very bones that this clone body sheltered the Emperor's actual spirit. It was an imperfect vessel, though, unable to contain his immense power."

@jefferyarnold8416

2 жыл бұрын

The novelization has a bunch of details missing from the film. -Reys father and snoke are explained to be "strand-casts", genetically modified clones of palpatine spliced with additional DNA to try and create something powerful enough to house his soul. -The Force Dyad is a prophecy of the Sith and is why Darth Bane created the Rule of Two -The Sithtroopers (Red stormtroopers) were indoctrinated force sensitives taken from the First Order, Finn and Jannah would've become one of these soldiers had they not broken their conditioning. -Leia, before passing, gave each "tagonist" one of her last names. She told Rey to take the name Skywalker, told Poe to take the name Organa, and told Ben to retake the name Solo... Personally, I think Finn should've got the Organa last name. Finn had no last name while Poe already did, Poe Dameron. Alternatively, Finn should've taken the last name Solo to carry the name on into the future since Ben died.

Mike is obviously the glue of the trio, but I think Rich and Jay complement each other nicely

Simon Pegg loved the Plinkett reviews and is a good friend of Abrams. It's entirely possible that it is somehow, slightly, barely Mike's fault.

@stranger59

4 жыл бұрын

Or 110% Mike's fault.

@stevenwayneart

4 жыл бұрын

Not only possible, it's exactly what happened.

@poppag8281

4 жыл бұрын

did he really?

@tukkek

4 жыл бұрын

@@poppag8281 Mike Stoklasa's behind it all!

@anthonychavez8837

4 жыл бұрын

@@tukkek I can't believe Mike ruined this trilogy.

I want a deleted scene of Palpatine slowly building each and every ship in the fleet, welding mask over his face

@nosuchthing8

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, and palpatine reviewing blue prints and schematics

@shinget

4 жыл бұрын

@@simond7225 and then he shouts "I already work around the clock!"

@leonardocarvalho7306

4 жыл бұрын

Using force lightning to weld the metal parts

@Dan016

4 жыл бұрын

While doing his laugh & shouting "ULTIMATE POWER!" every so often. 🤪

@PhilMcCarty

4 жыл бұрын

"No, this one goes HERE, that one goes... MUAHAHAHAHA ULTIMATE POWER"

The real palapatine was the friends we made along the way.

@cool_sword

Жыл бұрын

Still waiting for my friends to return, somehow :(

@johanliebert4622

Жыл бұрын

Next time, use a joke that is original and not overused

@matthewbowen5841

Жыл бұрын

Whatever the Threepio line is, taking a last look around at my friends. That I met yesterday and haven't had any conversations with. Friends. Sacrifice. Cry. Now.

This review is still the greatest piece of Star Wars media in the past decade

They missed the dumbest part about this movie which was that palpatine's message announcing his return, which is a critical part of the story, was broadcast in Fortnite instead of the movie.

@chrisbj5251

3 жыл бұрын

So only Kids heard the message lol

@russellharrell2747

3 жыл бұрын

The most corporate business minded bullshit I’ve ever heard. It’s like they stop caring long ago and now don’t even care to pretend to care.

@trevorrogers95

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha fuck this movie dude.

@jimjiminyjaroo300

3 жыл бұрын

@@trevorrogers95 perfect comment.

@SKyrim190

3 жыл бұрын

What about the fact that in one of the first scenes they have to get an important message from a betrayer inside the First Order? Then the Falcon and his ship have to line up, they drop this massive data cable, and you would imagine it would be blueprints, maybe some location in the galaxy, anything that would require a load of data. And then the message is "Palpatine returned" literally two words!

My theater everyone was silent and then we all left.

@JohnnyBananaTV

4 жыл бұрын

A dad in mine left with his kid after Palpatine was defeated by Rey slowly walking towards him with not one.....BUT TWO LIGHTSABRES

@Biozombie72

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine not wanting people to be quiet in a movie theatre

@MWcrazyhorse

4 жыл бұрын

@@JohnnyBananaTV I imagine this dad's biggest dream was one day having a son and sharing his love for Star Wars with him... He just couldn't take it any longer.

@JohnnyBananaTV

4 жыл бұрын

@@MWcrazyhorse That's what I thought. It was probably too stupid for the dad and too scary for his kid.

@MusicLover-dg3wg

4 жыл бұрын

Same for mine, except when the credits were over, one person in my theater said "what a waste of time"

Can we officially say that Star Wars is over?

@freshhands9461

3 ай бұрын

No chance! They haven't introduced time-travel, yet.

I think the worst part about this movie ended up being its complete cowardice in holding together plot points from the literal previous movie. If they just KEPT Kylo Ren as the villain, wrote him as someone who is so misguided and broken beyond reason (which is consistent) they could've pulled off an interesting and unique Star Wars story. Instead, the bad guy becomes good at the end, again. You can hate the Last Jedi, its got plenty of problems and terrible scenes, but the way it sets up the next movie to actually have to try to make an interesting story without relying on the past films was one of its highlights. Of course this doesn't matter now, but it really is a shame to see such a big franchise back down to make it as marketable to fans as possible by sacrificing the writing.

"What's your name?" "Rey" "Rey... what?" "I don't have people. I'm alone." "Rey.. Solo. Approved."

@CourtneyCoulson

4 жыл бұрын

Taking on the Solo name would honestly have made WAY more sense. Rey was very close to Han and Ben. She had a complicated relationship with Luke, and Leia certainly had issues with the Skywalker name given that Vader destroyed her home world.

@B-Dad

4 жыл бұрын

No it’s “I don’t have people. I’m alone.” So Rey....Rey Incel!”

@Goodthrust69

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao yeah lea, han and Ben were all named solo. She new Luke for like 1 day. What a slap in the face.

@mansman2167

4 жыл бұрын

Ma-Rey Sue

@caleb5721

4 жыл бұрын

Patric Maloney wouldoyqrir

Darth Vader : "Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force." Little did we know he meant you could use it to conjure many technological terrors.. :|

@byronlovelace8379

4 жыл бұрын

When Darth Vader said this, the force was a mysterious entity that took years of training to use and master. Now with Disney, the Force is a cheapened entity that everybody has, and can easily master to near omnipotent levels just from reading a few textbooks.

@tristantully1592

4 жыл бұрын

@@byronlovelace8379 Uhh, someone doesn't know that the Force has pretty much always been that.

@Chameleonred5

4 жыл бұрын

@@byronlovelace8379 ...And being taught by someone. Because that didn't stop being a requirement.

@Rihcterwilker

4 жыл бұрын

@@tristantully1592 not really. It was said that the force is in everyone and everything, but it doesn't mean that everyone is able to master it. Pretty sure that's why the skywalker lineage was special.

@thesenate4070

4 жыл бұрын

Tristan Tully yeah, that’s why after 3 years of training, Luke could BARELY pull his lightsaber towards him from 4 feet away. Seriously, fuck off.

honestly the rushed feeling devalues the toys theyre clearly trying to sell, too Think about it like this lol "You said your costume is from star wars? No its not" "Yes it IS, its from like. Okay so remember 2h 43m in when theyre in the escape pod, Im the lady in the gold armor!" "... Wait- what escape pod?"

I'll never forget it.. The theatre was me and my miserable ex and some random dude in the back... Our relationship ended the next weekend... It rhymes

Who else is watching this instead of watching the movie

@tastyloaf5487

4 жыл бұрын

Along with every other review that will tear Disney a new evacuation-hole.

@JaamesJohnson

4 жыл бұрын

I binged the Witcher on Netflick instead of watching this and I am glad I did...

@burgzaza

4 жыл бұрын

@@JaamesJohnson Same! It's actually pretty neat! Feels like a cheap B movie, but there's something about it. Don't really know what it is yet. Coherence? I've only watched two episodes so far.

@DamnedToDream

4 жыл бұрын

I have no enthusiasm for a franchise that is trolled by one of its directors and devoid of any soul thanks to soyboy JJ.

@DV8340

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like I’m the only person that decided to stick to my guns and not give them my money for this garbage.... I gave blood yesterday and received free tickets and still wouldn’t go see it.

Why would a master manipulator tell Rey that his plan was to get killed by her so he can posses her and doom the galaxy? Rey already was pissed and wanted to kill Palps. Why not shut up and let her unwillingly complete your plan? If that was your plan, why have Snoke ordering Kylo to kill her? Why promise Kylo an armada if he kills her? Why would Kylo need Palpie's armada in the first place?

@PanAndScanBuddy

4 жыл бұрын

My knee-jerk reaction is to try to make sense of that but yeah. Yeah you're right.

@lilcritic3260

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah when palpy explained his plot i audibly said "what a genius"

@LAFC_Lalo

4 жыл бұрын

That’s the thing I didn’t get Palps is a master manipulator but he can’t manipulate his own granddaughter. But Anakin and Rey have fear and anger?

@mattprice516

4 жыл бұрын

"NOW THE DAUGHTER WILL KILL THE GRANDFATHER, AND IN SO DOING WILL COMPLETE THE RITUAL AND TAKE ALL THE SPIRITS OF THE SITH INSIDE HER!" I was so confused by his frantic expositional monologuing during that scene...

@NazJones2212

4 жыл бұрын

The same reason he was defeated in Jedi - arrogance

I love the idea of Sidious spending however long conjuring all these super destroyers and just being like "Well, I should probably save my energy and make sure that theres only one ship that can guide the rest, it's not like I'll ever need to send my massive fleet of planet destroying ships to multiple places at once"

This review has more replay value than any of the sequels.

Can you imagine all the kids on all those Star Destroyers who were kidnapped and forced to work for the empire underground all those years? Rey arrives and they're like "it's go time! This is what we trained for!" Then they all died.

@AstroWarped

4 жыл бұрын

@Frizzurd That might be Anakin Solo in hiding though.

@LazarusXavier

4 жыл бұрын

Yep, the "heroes" committed mass genocide. Hooray. (Par for the course since Finn had a great time killing his fellow slaves in TFA)

@Jean-Paul-Lane-Valley

4 жыл бұрын

The funniest part is that this movie in particular has a whole legion of Stormtrooper deserters, I guess they don't think their ex teammates don't deserve a second chance.

@Crocalu

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jean-Paul-Lane-Valley From the POV of someone who isn't going to watch Rise of Skywalker, do you guys have any idea how fucking ridiculous all the new plot points sound? wow, my hat off to you JJ

@GuitarSlayer136

4 жыл бұрын

The rise of skywalker began with slaughtering younglings. And it ends with slaughtering younglings. If papa Palps is breathing you KNOW he got children on those ships.

It's too bad that this was what we got from the only chance to have the original cast back.

@TheGrafton12

4 жыл бұрын

Luke and Han never got the chance to reunite, Leia and Lando same, Lando and Hanand so on, so many opportunities for on Screen reunions....

@Ganun7

4 жыл бұрын

i never really cared about the new movies but now that i read this it is pretty sad

@ryanmozert

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheGrafton12 are you kidding. Luke didn't EVEN REACT on screen when he learned of Han's death--

@DragoonBG

4 жыл бұрын

Easily one of the single most sad aspects of all that Disney fiasco. It is absolutely unforgivable!

@Kaliospectre

4 жыл бұрын

Luke McCann Then we’d have to question the ethics of doing that though.

These Star Wars & Star Trek reviews have become my comfort food. I can watch them over and over and they are just as good every time.

Palpatine in EpVI after falling down the shaft: "oooh I've gotta get outta here!!!" Also me in the theater: "oooh I've gotta get outta here!!"

@MrMont804

Жыл бұрын

😂 😂 😂

Palpatine leading a Ewok Death Cult would have made more sense... and dollars!!!

@anubusx

4 жыл бұрын

I would watch that.

@fecal_position6412

4 жыл бұрын

I would buy all the death cult ewok blind bags

@BotJockey

4 жыл бұрын

We could have had ewoks wearing human skulls painted to look like Storm Trooper helmets. And Palpatine teaches some of them Dark Side powers. Some shoot lightning, others can resurrect the dead. Palpatine uses the Force to fling ewoks at people.

@Olysk8er

4 жыл бұрын

Stacking those Man-dollar-ians.

@saatanvittuperkele

4 жыл бұрын

Evil zombie Ewoks with force powers? I'd buy that for a dollar!

I was more excited for this review than I was for the actual film

@josiahbahuaud2294

4 жыл бұрын

How's that spinach?

@aleksandarmitrovic6983

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I know, you weren't even on the premiere of this movie

@vuraxis953

4 жыл бұрын

The review is better than the actual film tbf

@IAMPOPP

4 жыл бұрын

The sad thing is you COULD be the real George Lucas and I would still believe you.

@blackbeardbarkbark

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks George.

I still watch this from time to time 😂 its like attending the death wake of SW

@rikardandersson5582

Ай бұрын

Same, I have it favorited and usually watch it when Im anxious at night

This review has more replay value than the actual movie. You guys are smart and hilarious 👍

@bencarlson4300

Жыл бұрын

I think this statement is true for 90% or more of what they’ve reviewed over the years.