"Mom I want to study math" "Why?" "I want to gamble and win"

@kriswell.

2 жыл бұрын

Where's the punchline ?

@ShrimpFry_Cute

2 жыл бұрын

@@kriswell. this

@thebuzzstar809

2 жыл бұрын

@@kriswell. You Are The Punchline

@yourmom-jm8eg

2 жыл бұрын

I punched the line there's your punch line

@YourDadWithExpiredMilk

2 жыл бұрын

@@kriswell. my dad with the milk came home, said that he's going to get the punchline. Yeah it'll be here

Did my teacher put you up to this

@shriyash2871

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated!

@silent8335

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated!

@rilynelizabeth

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated!

@bauhaus45

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated!

@Momba__.

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated!

This guy is the 1% who didn't quit before hitting big

@jameslight4391

2 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

“95% of things you learn in school you aren’t going to use” this is the 4%

@coldfreak9067

2 жыл бұрын

Whers the 1/℅

@Kor_tac

2 жыл бұрын

@@coldfreak9067 it is work and everyday things

@JohnDoe-vo5uc

Жыл бұрын

@@coldfreak9067 1% you learn how the government will take all your money for taxes and fees

@buyhighselllow8398

Жыл бұрын

bro forgot to math

@Kor_tac

Жыл бұрын

@@buyhighselllow8398 wdym

5 year old me playing uno Yes I have gambled indeed

@AN-hb6ly

2 жыл бұрын

Quran 7:189 - humans were created from a single being (rejecting the theory of evolution) Quran 31:34 - ONLY AIIah knows the gender of unborn infant Quran 2:117 - human creation happens in an instant Quran 43:11 - there is no such thing as water cycle Quran 55:33 - Space flight is impossible Quran 15:26 - man was created with CLAY Quran 71:16 - the moon emits lights Quran 54:1 - moon was spilt into two Quran 21:32 - the sky is concrete and impenetrable Quran 7:54 - the sun, the moon and stars were created by AIIah in just 6 days Quran 86:6-7 - sperm/semen comes from between the spine and backbone

@za1du

2 жыл бұрын

@@AN-hb6ly Lost a bet? Why else should you write such a bullshit?

@grimreaper6419

2 жыл бұрын

@@AN-hb6ly all of this is a lie

@nothing707

2 жыл бұрын

@@grimreaper6419 so you are trying to convince someone that this is a lie by playing video games?

@grimreaper6419

2 жыл бұрын

@@nothing707 no, i gave them reasons on why it's a lie, i never asked them to look on my channel or anything even close to that

You've just started probably a ton of gambling addictions 😂

@Kyle-xk2rb

2 жыл бұрын

Haha true

@sunoo9715

2 жыл бұрын

Haha true

@ye5411

2 жыл бұрын

Haha true

@divib1313

2 жыл бұрын

Nida nida

@osmanosman401

2 жыл бұрын

Haha true

“He used complicated probability to invest” *shows apples stocks app

@kunalnature

Жыл бұрын

Got it

@minutescouldsaveyoupercentormo

8 ай бұрын

he fkng went to school. pay attention ffs

@AirCheco2345

3 ай бұрын

Proper risk management on good long-term Option calls for blue chip stocks like Apple Yield a safe 20-30%. I bet he gambled and got an extra 20% on a bullish strike price.

That background music makes me feel like Noel Deyzel is going to pop up every moment.

@sweetpotatoXDXD

Жыл бұрын

Let's skip leg day bro!!!

@marvelinosaktihatmahutama2765

8 күн бұрын

Relevant

Im going to do my math homework RIGHT NOW

@kenn2wierd963

2 жыл бұрын

Didn’t ask

@danielyuan9862

2 жыл бұрын

@@kenn2wierd963 his math teacher asked

@jichanglin654

2 жыл бұрын

U will need to learn math for the entire undergraduate to understand how it even works lol

@universalnetwork264

2 жыл бұрын

Stop doing homework. It degrades your grades in school and was originally used as a punishment to students. Look into it. It makes your emotions and mind suffer in the long run.

@abcblak3315

2 жыл бұрын

@@universalnetwork264 So you have chosen death

"see kids, maths is useful" - Maths teachers

@mafikahlabo4460

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Me: How can math help in life! Math Teacher: GaMbLe

"That's why school is important"

@joeking5215

2 жыл бұрын

School don't teach you about money though

@Lol-ws5sm

Жыл бұрын

@@joeking5215 It does teach about money and also he is talking about school teaching us math not money.

@joeking5215

Жыл бұрын

@@Lol-ws5sm what school teach about money? Because I can't remember them teaching anything useful about it

@Lol-ws5sm

Жыл бұрын

@@joeking5215 Do you know anything about history of money?They teach about it in history class,there is a whole subject called economics,And there are topics and subjects of accounts,business Do you know about barter system? They teach about money after that topic. Have you even gone to school or are you a 2 year old?

@joeking5215

Жыл бұрын

@@Lol-ws5sm yeah they teach that which is basically useless information

Lucky.

@ancientblaster6625

2 жыл бұрын

I wish I was in that universe

@mels_sukses7810

2 жыл бұрын

Yeahh me to

@f2pkx463

2 жыл бұрын

Then there must be a universe where anime is real life

@heisenberg2712

2 жыл бұрын

Then there must be a universe where you lose every time...😔

@AbstractedColor

2 жыл бұрын

Jokes on you I’m four Parallel universes ahead of you

Moral of the story: study in ucla

@lemonstrangler

7 ай бұрын

yeh ucla is better than harvard

"And game theor-" Matpat: *I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you*

@zackcarl7861

2 жыл бұрын

That's not the same game theory 🤣 stastical game theory is a different story

@whaddafuck827

2 жыл бұрын

I have one thing to say,

@whaddafuck827

2 жыл бұрын

@@zackcarl7861 that was the fucking joke

Those that don’t know Chris Ferguson: Wow he’s a great poker player and has many WSOP bracelets 🤩 Poker players that actually know Chris Ferguson: …….

@athenarose7023

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha! He made most of his money in the full tilt poker scam. He can’t even walk in Las Vegas without having people recognize him and “boo” at him 😂

@joythug37

2 жыл бұрын

He's a paria among poker players , scammer .

@jaythrashhvac3571

2 жыл бұрын

Bro once they showed Chris.. I lost it 😂😂😂

@truckerjoe228

Жыл бұрын

U mean Jesus?

@SpicyMang0s

Жыл бұрын

@@truckerjoe228 no

"its all luck, which in many cases, it is, but it's also about probability" same shit

@raphy_tt

2 жыл бұрын

Not really Probability is all the possible outcomes from an action. Luck is when the best probability happens.

@CyberSage796

2 жыл бұрын

@@raphy_tt Yep

@kadenbadura2951

2 жыл бұрын

@@raphy_tt what about bad luck?

@Animefan_7153-0

2 жыл бұрын

@@kadenbadura2951 replace best with worst

@Animefan_7153-0

2 жыл бұрын

@@alanpoeta6683 "if I do this then it will increase my chances by at least 60%"=probability Luck is more like if something has a low probability of happening but happens anyway, with bad luck being the opposite, in a rough example of both things

Gambling is never about luck but instead how smart you are.

@aspenindenial

2 жыл бұрын

Let's see how smart you are with a random number generator

@ranky6790

Жыл бұрын

@@aspenindenial 80% lUCK 20% sKILL

@Tweakkkkkk

7 ай бұрын

Dumb comment

You work for 40yrs to have $1M in your retirement,meanwhile some people are putting just $10K in a meme coin from just few months ago and now they are multimillionaires.

@gartmann274

Жыл бұрын

I'm new to this crypto and forex trading and I've been making huge loses trading on my own but recently i see alot of people earning from it. can someone please give me a new strategy or at least tell me what I'm doing wrong?

@wendyscott8787

Жыл бұрын

How long does it take to learn and make money after you get going? I might like to try it out in the future maybe, still kinda hesitate about it because I don't know all the ends and outs, pros and cons....

@gartmann274

Жыл бұрын

@willy Bernice p.5Do you trade by yourself?

@meekdream9992

Жыл бұрын

Early planning is the best way to build a strong foundation for greatness..I'll recommend Bitcoin/Forex trade cuz it's the easiest online investment that has plenty opportunities to earn a decent payouts and also the right skills to proper understanding of how the market runs..

@markj.pierce6464

Жыл бұрын

Would also love to get in contact with her,seems her strategies are unlike other's.

James Simon’s edge is that he places millions of small trades per day, and incurs slightly more wins than losses on the whole. Basically, he operates like a casino in that he makes a killing in aggregate by repeatedly betting with a small edge.

"Relied on Game Theory." Bored me: me too!

@gigachad449

2 жыл бұрын

It's just a theory, a gaamee theory

Gambling isn't same as calculated risk , the very definition of gambling is to hope for the best

@lemonstrangler

7 ай бұрын

gambling is calculated risk.

math teachers trying to convince us to put in more effort in math:

@lemonstrangler

7 ай бұрын

i wonder if they might get critizised for promoting gambling tho

This bgm can make everything intriguing

"he created his own playing style all about math and game theory," Matpat:I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED "False alarm Mathew"

@mrfamer3752

2 жыл бұрын

But that's just a theory

@OracleTeller

Жыл бұрын

@@mrfamer3752 a game theory !

There’s a story about a teacher at Michigan state university who taught his students how to gamble and went to a casino and won millions. My math teacher told us about it because he knew him I’m pretty sure and there’s a show about it on Netflix. My math teacher also has won like $100,000+ in gambling because of math.

@gavinrowan8181

Жыл бұрын

Movies called 21

@theyeetpotato123

Жыл бұрын

@@gavinrowan8181 yup it was top 3 on Netflix for a while

He’s also a scammer and ripped of millions with full tilt

@123JWheezy

2 жыл бұрын

Was looking for this comment

@AAron-hm3kl

2 жыл бұрын

Yep POS

@Zage1988

2 жыл бұрын

was looking also for this comment

@chrischris666

2 жыл бұрын

Was also looking

@CesarMartinez-gi9de

Жыл бұрын

Smart if u ask me

There is a really interesting book called the drunkards walk that talks about many instances like this

@josephbrennan370

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, I have seen that book in the library. I need to read it one day

Man, I guess math really is useful.

Sooo math CAN MAKE YOU RICH

Imagine him going "EVERYTHING ON GREEN" And losing everything

I read that as "the richest gender ever" and thought "now you have to pay for genders?"

My teacher probably put them up to this

The thing is that they bet other people’s money.

@firstconsul001

5 ай бұрын

He is worth 30 Billion dollars

No wonder my Asian parents want to prep me harder in math. I'll definitely try to get a PhD in it and gamble

Renaissance investment doesn’t make sense

"It's no a gamble if you know you're gonna win."

Can we all agree that these videos are truly videos

@rodneylundy5937

8 ай бұрын

Wrong in the AI and computers thousands of hours of data can be tracked in minutes giving people the edge for winning

You forgot how Ferguson stole everyone's money at full Tilt poker 🤣

@TuckertonWSOP

2 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure Ferguson didn't invent gto either

Walter white IRL

Simons didn't use probability to invest. He was implementing and training (initially basic) machine learning algorithms based on a ton of historical market data he had available. The decisions in what and when to invest was then taken by the algorithm. He was one of the pioneers on this approach which also gave him the edge on this topic.

"If you've ever gambled-" Me: *_Speaks in video games_*

All that ferguson did was steal people's money on full tilt. Don't praise a smuggler

Me: When Am I Gonna Use Math In Life? My Math Teacher Aunt And Uncle: *NOW*

Ok this is gonna sound really weird but I love how you called investing gambling cause a lot of people think gambling is just card games and slots

@Sorcererofdeathsconstruction

2 жыл бұрын

Because it is

@potato1084

2 жыл бұрын

Investing isn’t gambling 😂 Long term investing in assets and not panic selling them during lows guarantees no losses. From my experience anyway.

@potato1084

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sorcererofdeathsconstruction It isn’t though? Chances of losing money are low unless you make dumb decisions like investing in tiny companies/cryptos or panic selling.

@Sorcererofdeathsconstruction

2 жыл бұрын

@@potato1084 it dosent matter what teh exact odds are. Chance is chance, even if its low

@FailedAbortion6969

Жыл бұрын

@@potato1084 it's a gamble because you're not guaranteed to profit, just very likely to.

You dont need to say "let me explain" while in the middle of explaining something😉

"Baku Madarame enters the chat"

Warren Buffet laughs in 100 billion...

This was all i needed, im trying for 7 months to do the same thing only using math and i thoughed it was hopeless, but thatnks to you, i know it is possible

@jodyuo22

2 жыл бұрын

Me too How’s it going for you? And what method do you use? Please do help me

Chris reminds me of Le Chriffe from Casino Royale.

"When will I use this in real life?" "When your gambling"

72% annual return 😵😵😵😱

I better start focusing on my math classes then….

"And game theory" BUT HEY, THATS JUST A THEORY, A GAME THEORY

ive heard somewhere gambling is usually luck based short term. but skill/knowledge based long term

In the world of investing,it's not gambling if you know what you're doing...

Starts with the word“math" End of video -It doesn't matter anymore

Investing done right has changed my perspective on how one can succeed in life. I've been able to clear my debt and go on to have surplus to take care of my family. Working multiple jobs for money isn't the optimal way to attain financial freedom. Unfortunately, we find this out later in life. Great video.

@loretagurakuqi6950

Жыл бұрын

That's right! Downturns provide plenty of opportunities for regular people to build wealth from the scratch. However, you may need to get some professional advice from an Investment planner if you need an aggressive return.

@Georgedavis8

Жыл бұрын

@@loretagurakuqi6950 Recessions are when millionaires are created. After my portfolio took a big hit in February, I was forced to employ the services of an Investment-analyst who has not only accrued a profit of $250k for me since then but has also giving me an insights

@Georgedavis8

Жыл бұрын

@Karl I'm not dishing out life nor financial advice but Expert guidance is important. Will advice you consult (MELISA PAMELA PEREZ) an investment advisor who will help assist you navigate your options and see you through the procedures of achieving your dream portfolio

@Benjaminmac

Жыл бұрын

Don’t wait until the market skyrocket again then you start biting your fingers wishing you made the decision to invest. bought my third house already, earn on a monthly through passive income and got 4 out of 5 goals, just hope it encourages someone that it doesn’t matter if you don’t have any of them right now, you can start TODAY regardless your age INVEST and change your future! Investing in the financial market is a grand choice I made.

@shirleymedina1373

Жыл бұрын

Have heard a lot about this same woman couple of times my only regret is not starting up on this on time, am glad i could find a way to reachout to her from this conversation. 😊

MattPat strikes again, not Maths.

I guess it's time to learn the quantum physics to win every game.

you won't even consider him a gambler cuz he used his knowledge about math to make decision. A real gambler is a person who makes decision based on emotions.

random asian kid: ohhhh mom i think were gonna be rich

The start of AI lady’s and gentleman

I feel like he is about to pull brilliant probability course sponsor anytime in the shorts

When he said game theory I thought BUT THATS JUST A THEORY A GAME THEORY! THANKS FOR WATCHING.

Him : dies Doctors : takes out brain And puts it to my head Me : hahaha Im smart🤓 Also me : yay I forgot I’m also going to be rich!!!🤑🤑🤑

My Teacher always used to tell me.. "Time is more powerful.. It can make you a king in one moment and a beggar in another moment.. Now i can relate this..

I can’t believe he used game theory to win money in gambling

Can you make a video explaining how beginners can make huge profits within a short period of time? I mean I was at a seminar and the host spoke about making well over $880,000 within 4 months of investing $150,000 I just need to know how

@lawrencepeter4390

Жыл бұрын

I recently started my trading with Mrs Annabelle Hartfield, and I'm already marveling over the profits she made for me, assuming I met her on time I would've been a millionaire by now

@salmakenzie6870

Жыл бұрын

@miles walker Please I'm new to all this, how can I get to her also? I need her help!!!

@salmakenzie6870

Жыл бұрын

@miles walkerOK thanks, I will definitely do that.

@Jeffrey_Ambrose

Жыл бұрын

it's great to see others who also benefits from the service of mrs Annabelle I’m currently on my 5th trade with her and it's a nice experience working with her👍

@robinv1482

Жыл бұрын

Such a genuine 100% human conversation here. Not scriped at all.

Gambling became a calculated risk.

Calling Wall Street the worlds biggest gambling scene shows how little most people still know about the stock market

whoa, that loop transition. Perfect!

Well the math teachers r right. U r gonna use this in life if u r gonna be a professional gambler.

This is why teachers teach us complicated math even if we probably won't use it when we grow up. Its to use it in gambling just in case you can't get a job.

looks like maddox will have a cell mate soon, 72% chance.

How the math teacher explains why your gonna use the equations someday:

The richest gambler: Investing 🤦🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️

his working in macdonalds now

Won 5 bracelets playing poker...... with math.....Phil helmuth.......won 11 bracelets.....reading players. Zero math.

Hakari: light work no reaction

Wow, one reason to learn math in school

Finally, something useful math can do

Gabesweats: "Let me explain" Me: *I can finally rest now.*

BUT HEY, IT'S JUST A THEORY, A GAME THEORY!

Poker isn't gambling as much as it is competing.

Chris ferguson is dirt at poker. 😭😂😂😂

He was also a major share holder in full tilt poker which was a Ponzi scheme who scammed players out of 300mil plus.

he was counting like the movie 21 lol

Video gambling involves luck, and probability Me: IT LE CHEFFRE

“Double or nothing!”

The loop is also Impressive

The casino otw to throw him out after he wins 10 dollars

Also if you have tons of money, you can ask the casinos to have certain stipulations with the game you’re playing like BJ to lower the house advantage

@Nathanrayferguson

Жыл бұрын

I doubt that

The hedge fund guy does't use charts, or some imaginary support system..whole different style.

Why does simmons look like that old bloke from squid game

That first guy looks like Jim hopper

He uses GAME THEORY

There are professional gamblers for a reason.

"... and game theory " **Matpat noises intencifies*

"I'll never need to use these math equations ever, IN MY LIFE."