"I finally got you, Mr. Nukem >:3" "WILL SOMEONE GET THIS FUCKING GUY OUT OF HERE?"

@TheDrLeviathan

2 ай бұрын

That's precisely where I lost my shit

@SonOfAGunYYH

2 ай бұрын

THIS IS NOT HELPING

@MilolXd

2 ай бұрын

Bro sounds like the G-man on G-fuel

@masonasaro2118

Ай бұрын

@@MilolXdit’s supposed to be dr proton from duke nukem 1.

@CrazyLazyMarie

Ай бұрын

I like to think that Dr Proton didnt even have anything to do with Duke dying, he was just there when it happened.

That was not a scream of agony. That was pure hype. Duke saw the face of death and lived. That alone is enough to drive a man mad.

@cheese_walker

2 ай бұрын

drive a man RAD*

@Subpar1O1

2 ай бұрын

He has found a new ass to kick and a plotline for a new game on his hands

@whoisanarnb

2 ай бұрын

@@Subpar1O1 good game and his franchise gets saved

@UncleDan_

2 ай бұрын

"No one sees the face of death...and LIVES...EXCEPT ME, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Nothing like screaming at the top of my lungs after being revived

@DaWelshman

2 ай бұрын

Relatable Ein, relatable

@Dr.Oofers

2 ай бұрын

Left 4 Dead 2

@Indeed636

2 ай бұрын

Indeed Ein

@soggyapples1518

2 ай бұрын

I mean he literally heard God tell him he was waiting for him of course he'd be upset

@Sonichero151

2 ай бұрын

​@@soggyapples1518That was A god...... *But it wasn't his God*

He’s not screaming because those alien bastards finally got him, he’s screaming because he was denied seeing his friend one last time

@demomantf2476

2 ай бұрын

It must be pretty damn sad ngl. Finally being able to see a friend,dog or cat you lost and being denied that and having to pay taxes afterward.

@alexeipino3994

2 ай бұрын

I actually got sad duke didnt get to meet caleb

@Umbra_Ursus

2 ай бұрын

Caleb will live, again. He's just in the same boat as Duke, or NiGHTS, and waiting for someone to actually *do* *something* with his franchise.

@darksoulsismycity

2 ай бұрын

​@@Umbra_Ursus There was Doug Huggem, not sure if that counts but it does have John Saint John

@Umbra_Ursus

2 ай бұрын

@@darksoulsismycity ... The sad thing is I feel compelled to count that, simply because it's something.

>Uploads new video >Screams for 10 seconds >Refuses to elaborate >Leaves Masterful gambit Mr Gianni

@Micha-Hil

2 ай бұрын

He did this last time too, that's the thing

@MorbidMindedManiac

2 ай бұрын

If i had a nickel for every time Gianni came back after not uploading for a while with very loud screaming… You fill in the blanks

@Dr.Oofers

2 ай бұрын

@@Micha-Hil When?

@waynecarrjr.1187

Ай бұрын

​​@@MorbidMindedManiacyou would have enough coins to +ULTRARICHOSHOT

@spurce2179

Ай бұрын

Now with studiobricks

Average Monday wake up experience

@mayamelodyegg1607

2 ай бұрын

average nap at 4 pm experience

@zalcobeck

2 ай бұрын

@@mayamelodyegg1607 You wake up and don't know what time it is, day, month, year, and probably don't even know who you are; Truly the average nap

@DeltaStridePLZ

2 ай бұрын

For me it’s everyday

@cattysplat

2 ай бұрын

If only death could give our tortured souls sweet release.

@zalcobeck

2 ай бұрын

@@cattysplat One can only dream of eternal sleep....

Gabriel ultrakills pulls postal man out of death's door

@fordalels

2 ай бұрын

that is not the postal guy

@yourlifeinsurancehavebeeny4530

2 ай бұрын

​@@fordalels exactly it's the postal man duh

@nightcollapse

2 ай бұрын

Duke nukem*

@Yogurtus

2 ай бұрын

Hey that's a postal dude!

@antonlouis612

2 ай бұрын

The Postal Person?

Had me fucking dying at "I finally got you, Mr Nukem..." "CAN SOMEBODY GET THAT GUY OUT OF HERE THIS IS NOT HELPING"

@singletona082

2 ай бұрын

Paramedic saw death and told him to piss off.

@DingusJoe64

Ай бұрын

@@singletona082 I think it's supposed to be Dr. Proton.

@popeofsimps2924

Ай бұрын

@@DingusJoe64 idk looks more like Caleb from Blood

@DingusJoe64

Ай бұрын

@@popeofsimps2924 I mean the guy the paramedic was screaming at.

What do you mean you're losing him? He's right there.

@Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz

2 ай бұрын

What do you mean you lost consciousness? *Go find it.*

@SproingBoing

2 ай бұрын

What do you mean you lost the plot? Go write it.

@DrewPDrawerz

Ай бұрын

What do you mean you lost the sauce? Go cook it.

0:21 "Mommy, is that man gonna die?"

It's funny how only Duke's voice is bitcrushed. Every other sound, every other voice is perfectly normal. It's just Duke.

"I've got you now Mr.Nukem" "SOMEONE GET THIS FUCKING GUY OUT OF HERE" There's something so side splittingly funny about the idea of (presumably) Dr.Proton being there in person while Duke is flatlining, just fucking gloating while people try desperately to bring him back.

As a person who experienced almost death revival from leptospirosis infection, this is actually true for me. My momma said that I was moaning in agony since I can't help from the infection taking over my body, leading to the resuscitation and reviving me for a short while. Thankfully, I was revived on time after they got me into the hospital and not going to lie, Gianni's horrific screaming for getting revived from death was a topnotch thing that I've ever heard of my life.

@Skullivon

2 ай бұрын

I'm glad you're still with us

@thelastace26

2 ай бұрын

​@@SkullivonThanks bro

@roaming_data

2 ай бұрын

I was reading through the comments wondering if anyone had gone through near death revival and also experienced the ‘Im alive’ incomprehensible screaming.

@thatkidwiththehoodie

Ай бұрын

@@roaming_dataI haven’t had any such experience thankfully, but I did read the other day that CPR often involves breaking the patient’s ribs. Like, that’s expected to happen, it’s a price you gotta pay. Not sure entirely how true that is, but it, uh… seems relevant xD

“He took some shrapnel to the head…”

@uhoh7545

2 ай бұрын

...D, has come to.

@ChromePyramid

2 ай бұрын

I'm afraid it has been, 9 years.

@blu_j_1977

2 ай бұрын

*(pAnik)*

@connarmccain564

2 ай бұрын

​@@ChromePyramid "14 years"

@NexusKirin

2 ай бұрын

“She hit the water hard, but somehow she survived”

You're laughing. Duke is screaming in pain after just been resurrected from the dead, and you're laughing.

@LittleRoundGuy

Ай бұрын

Giggles a little

@masonbruner1239

Ай бұрын

Not quite a scream of pain, more like a scream of "HOLY FUCK I'M ALIVE"

Such a perfect representation of what its like to wake up without a Gianni shitpost

Duke nukem when he realize his last game was in 2014

@Sonichero151

2 ай бұрын

And then Duke Nukem when the far superior beta of that 2014 game is leaked

@liquidmech1727

2 ай бұрын

there was no duke game released in 2014, the last duke game was released in1996

@racheltome5805

2 ай бұрын

​@@liquidmech1727 oh shit right, sorry.

@fojisan2398

Ай бұрын

​@@liquidmech1727*2002

@SillytheSkrunklylilfella

Ай бұрын

oh wow! that was 10. years.. ago.....

Duke never gave up on us. We could never give up on duke.

@bustamove-bc5gj

2 ай бұрын

Always bet on Duke

@flooku987

2 ай бұрын

Couldn't let him down

He saw straight fanfiction of Gabriel ultrakill

@El_Mierda_De_Gato

2 ай бұрын

impossible. the prophecies state that gabriel fanfic will never be straight. BURN HIM BY THE STAKE

@caesarseizure1625

2 ай бұрын

What the fuck…you mean he’s STRAIGHT? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@LordOfTheGays11010

Ай бұрын

oh god, STRAIGHT??!?!?

@caesarseizure1625

16 күн бұрын

fuck you mean “straight Gabriel ultrakill fanfiction”

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH." Duke Nukem

@TheDrLeviathan

2 ай бұрын

The translate feature removes an A and an H for some reason

@scienceme9794

2 ай бұрын

@@TheDrLeviathan Oh that's a new feature? I've been thinking it was some new meme that I wasn't getting

Gianni Duke is back and Lord of the Rings is gonna be back in theatres come June. This is truely is the *Return of the Kings.*

@Golden_Giulia

2 ай бұрын

He actually had a few videos lined up before PAX but this mf ate all of them 😡

@db9635

2 ай бұрын

Twice in one month! I can't escape. Theres no telling when or where I'll see you next, but I will see you again, and I will rant like this once more Crevalius!

@gennarosevero1856

Ай бұрын

And now the king of rehab has passed

-Uploads a video after 1 month -Is just him screaming -Refuses to elaborate Gianni Matragrano Sigma Grindset is back

Screaming like a barbarian after defeating death is something that would bring a tear to any man's eye

The "Can somebody get this fucking guy outta here? This is not helping!" at 0:24 sounded EXACTLY like Lanipator's Piccolo voice

@DingusJoe64

Ай бұрын

Not really, it's too high pitched and less gravely, but the energy is similar.

Duke being revived by the 2001 leak.

So nice of Gabriel to revive Duke like that :3

I like how the echo effect makes it sound like Gabriel is the doctor trying desperately to revive Duke.

This video explaining the absence of Duke implies that there is some sort of continuity for every single Duke Nukem video Gianni has released.

Duke I'm afraid it's been..... nine years.

@NavyPheonix

2 ай бұрын

D has come to.

Duke hyping over the return of Duke is cosmically hilarious

This was a goddamn rollercoaster

That masculine scream is like the sheer energy he has to return to kick alien asses! Nice to see you back, King!

Heaven cannot take him. Hell cannot contain him. *THE DUKE LIVES AGAIN!*

Megadeth followed him into the hospital before the authorities had a chance to remove them. This is why he screams upon realizing that, even in death, he cannot escape his musical tormentors.

@SFtheWolf

Ай бұрын

megadeth following duke around like trumpet boy

He had to unleash Megadeath after not speaking for more than a minute

AUUUUUGGGGHHHH is my favourite Duke Nukem quote.

@Gnulcho

2 ай бұрын

dn3d_duke_falling_scream.wav

“AGGHGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHGH” ~Duki Nuki

0:38 Me when my sleep paralysis demons stare me in the eyes again

the realism of the fast heartrate (fibrallation) getting fixed by a defib instead of a flatline is great. Attention to detail is what i love in my duke nukem shorts

The audio: AAAAAAAA The picture: ✨😎

Those weren't screams of pain they were the screams of rage against those alien bastards who thought they could bring down the Duke

That intro was so surreal I thought I might've clicked the wrong video, glad to have you back king

Real footage of fans working on the original early 2000’s Duke Nukem Forever build:

I can't believe they tried to 86 Duke right in the middle of his voice acting for The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack

Really expected the ending part to have the Duke guitar

@cutetigger1037

Ай бұрын

it actually did, just it’s hard to hear because of the screaming.

I have a feeling Duke just saw the devil for a moment, and was disappointed... Antonblast is gonna be a hell of a ride.

He became a Half-Life 2 Zombie with that scream

0:38 is my reaction when Denethor eats that cherry tomato

“CONFUSED NUKEM REVIVAL SCREAMING”

i was hoping this would be part 2 of that short where he chokes to death, and as soon as he wakes up he delivers whatever punchline he was going to say, with the megadeth riff immediately after

Too angry to stay dead.

Unironically this is an absolutely superb example of your voice acting, the editing/overlapping voices and sheer emotion in each one of them is insanely good and is what makes this amazing

@richardbudgell7507

Ай бұрын

The fucking RANGE giani has is breathtaking, im currently gasping for air, GIVE ME MAH AIR BACK

Never tough Gabriel ultrakill would be a paramedic

same here, duke. same here.

That quote during the music drop hit hard, duke cooking as always

My guy remembered his yt password

I want to believe this is a teaser for a new Duke Nukem game, featuring Gianni as Duke.

@Dr.Oofers

2 ай бұрын

He already voices Duke in the DNF: 2003 restoration project.

The breakup cut was PERFECT

wake up babe new gianni upload

Just told Duke about his mortality!!! He mad as hell!!! 😂😂😂 EDIT: forgot the T 😅

@LocalSlasher

2 ай бұрын

Duke's morality is fine. Mortality though, well...

Sounds like Duke got fragged by Ranger in Deathmatch

The scream sounds like the monster from half life 2

I was not expecting bloodcurdling Duke screams. A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

Well, Gianni's vanished for another month. Can't wait for him to return randomly one day.

Duke, it’s okay. Your friends and family are outside to see you. You just survived a very dangerous procedure to go from 2D to 3D

Those medics need to be fired. You don't revive Duke with paddles, he doesn't use health like a mortal man. He uses ego, so you've got to tell him how cool he is.

He came back angry that someone DARED to almost successfully kill him......either that or he was horrified that Caleb from Blood was waiting for him on the other side which is completely understandable. Freddy, Jason, and Myers would all claw at a door til teir fingers were nothing but bone if they were trapped with Caleb.

@StrikerTheHedgefox

Ай бұрын

Going by earlier videos by Gianni, he sees Caleb as a friend, who passed due to an accident. Probably screaming because he wanted to be with his friend again.

He's back!

Duke wasn’t only screaming because he was about to be with his friend, he was screaming because he knew he would still be haunted by Megadeth.

DA KING IS BACK BABY HE NEVA MISS WE'RE FEASTING TODAY Y'ALL

"What channel... is Oprah..." "Mr. Nukem, Oprah has a whole network now." "What a time to be alive..."

This is what happens to Gianni after he gets killed in a game. He gets revived so he can be killed again.

"Strange sensation. Trapped in my body. I black out. I'm losing time. Sometimes the seasons change in the blink of an eye. I'm having trouble with my thoughts. They dissipate. Like a scent on the wind. But it's getting better. Here's what I know..."

THIS FILLED ME WITH SO MANY EMOTIONS AND ALL OF THEM ARE CONFUSED

I like the implication that Duke's voice just naturally sounds bitcrushed because everyone else sounds normal

I want this animated so badly XD Just the hospital scene with the metal band waiting for him to come back to start playing

Loved your voice acting in Mullet Jack! I recognized Mr. Bullet’s voice immediately!

When it took 4 epipens to get your heart started again.

I missed you gianni, thank you so much

this was the best one in years, thanks so much Gianni

0:38 When the courier wakes up and remembers who stole the platnium chip.

Flapjack gross out scream The king is back baby

I feel like this is the sequel to the one where he tries to say "Hey," and keeps choking.

Duke Nukem when he remembers Duke Nukem Forever existed:

The idea that Caleb is gone just makes me sad, man… I miss Blood

Good to see you again man, missed you ♡ Cheers from Brazil, hope you're havin a good time!

Caleb waiting for Duke is so poetic, they both need to make a comeback.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH GASP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GASP AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" wise words from our master gianni martragrano.

these just get better and better I don’t even know how

assumedly everyone is quiet at his revival because they were killed by the blast

It kills me that everyone else has a normal speaking voice but Duke is permanently bit crushed

Have bought Serious Sam collection on sale this week. Installed Second Encounter for old times sake. Only now have I figured Sam was trying to call Duke(Blondie in Las Vegas) in first easter egg. But since Duke isn't picking up(and doesn't have time machine), Sam is left alone in Central America ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

stellar, another video for the "wait he may actually be getting tortured this time" folder

As usual you delivered perfectly with the grabbag theme, thank you gianni.

Loved your work on another crabs treasure

I was just rewatching a lot of these, the universe loves me

Gianni, I’ve just learned you voiced in project nexus 2. You know what I want.

most coherent gianni upload

Every single scream had his theme backing it. Radical.

I mean I’d probably react that way too. Shits fucking terrifying