After literal years I finally understood that Colonel Gentlemen was talking about Dr. Quimm when he punches Rusty out and says "That's for breaking my stepdaughter's heart".

@SuperWolsey

3 жыл бұрын

Even though Tara most likely is Rusty's half sister (and Malcolm/The Monarch's by further DNA extension) via Jonas Sr

@LLtrash

11 ай бұрын

​@@SuperWolseyooh even more that you'd think. Considering the movie finale

@IAmADragonHearMeRoar

5 ай бұрын

@@SuperWolseyJonas Sr really had no honor did he

@Darth-vade123

4 ай бұрын

Was he actually a Colonel or is that just a title he uses

@unscripted483

3 ай бұрын

​@@IAmADragonHearMeRoar he'd do anything for sex and science

"....and a thousand sweat-soaked silent sorrys later, we were back together." best. line. ever.

@codafett

4 жыл бұрын

Not better than "MY TITS ARE BACK!"

@DaveDexterMusic

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the reminiscing smack of the lips.

@paladro

3 жыл бұрын

"a few poppers later and..."

@Spumoon

3 жыл бұрын

@@paladro what in the world was that referencing? Punches?

@ClockworkCrusader

3 жыл бұрын

@@JmdMagic I didn't know about the throat I just knew about the anus. I gotta get some... For, reasons.

Brock's face at the end: That's the face of a guy who heard a story that he could've gone the rest of his life without hearing.

@rajvader

5 жыл бұрын

Gentleman kinda' crossed the TMI line and hadn't even started to slow down...

@Zombiewithabowtie

5 жыл бұрын

@@rajvader Slow down? He's accelerating!

@PaRadaRada

5 жыл бұрын

To be fair, everyone has the face of regret from hearing that story

@RyunosukeHachi

5 жыл бұрын

PaRada Rada Not the boys, their’s is more the look of confusion

@jobbette2950

4 жыл бұрын

@@RyunosukeHachi Knowing the boys they're still confused that he's alive

I love how everyone, even Action Man looks horrified.

@ronansullivan432

2 жыл бұрын

not really.

@Sirharryflash82

Жыл бұрын

@@ronansullivan432 Yes really.

@carlycrays2831

11 ай бұрын

​@@Sirharryflash82Action Man was on a ton of drugs to make him more violent. I don't think be fully realized how insane a lot of the Venture stuff was, including Gentleman, until years later

@coryoblein98

5 ай бұрын

Keep in mind, for all that they did to him, it's implied to be due to incompetence in child rearing and such, this is the first time any of them have just straight up attacked Rusty.

@duncanchillake8024

Ай бұрын

​@@carlycrays2831 they showed it with Sgt. Hatred, that super soldier serum gives people mental illnesses and extremely violent tendencies. Jonas probably hopped the action man up on those Compared to his old self, action man is probably one of the nicest venturers. Kinda like Kano

To be quite honest, after all they did to him, ESPECIALLY action man, rusty had _better_ get that autograph for free

@xtzyshuadog

5 жыл бұрын

potaterjim he broke Dr Quywum, a.k.a. Gentleman's stepdaughter's, heart though

@ProjectEkerTest33

5 жыл бұрын

@@xtzyshuadog Yeah but she was probably his half-sister sooooo... don't blame him

@rakeere8761

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe Rusty should have tried to sue, I'm pretty sure what he went through his child abuse.

@juliandavidhoffer2022

4 жыл бұрын

Hoku The Overwatch Editor I never realized she was his daughter.

@MutualSOUL

4 жыл бұрын

@@juliandavidhoffer2022 Step-daughter, but yeah; with the way Team Venture acted as parents, it's rather surprising, isn't it?

"Of course I'm having sex with Kiki, what would you do with him? Look at 'im, he's beautiful! That doesn't make me gay, that makes me smart!" If anyone listens to the epicly pointless commentary other than me and gets this then thank you.

@Shadow-zf5uc

4 жыл бұрын

Bisexual Gentleman

@currahee1782

4 жыл бұрын

@@Shadow-zf5uc But still prefers hot dudes over women.

@youngmultiverser9311

4 жыл бұрын

Replace The word Kiki with Astolfo and I agree cometely

@paladro

4 жыл бұрын

@Zoid Gundum they show a key swap swing party and gentlemen comes with his 'wife' but has eyes for some young man real quick. i'd say he swings both ways, you know, whatevers clever.

@slimeysosa1013

3 жыл бұрын

@@youngmultiverser9311 replace astolfo with neferpitou and i agree completely

Best decision to retcon this guy’s death, easily one of my faves of the OG Team Venture

This old Panthers got moves that'll make your mullet spin.

@OwYouMoron

8 жыл бұрын

moooooves

@treasuretroll2957

8 жыл бұрын

tell me more

@royjonesrampage6684

7 жыл бұрын

James Whittle mūūves

@connormclernon26

6 жыл бұрын

James Whittle actually out of all of them, Kano’s apparently the one closest to Brock in skill. Were he still in his prime, he could theoretically take Brock on and win

@xtzyshuadog

5 жыл бұрын

Disholdmanshgotmoovesthatullmakeyermulletspin *MYTITSHARBACK*

Colonel Gentlman the only person who can still make you laugh without understanding a word he says

@RAFMnBgaming

4 жыл бұрын

What about the guy from Hot Fuzz?

@fantasticmrmonk

3 жыл бұрын

@rudy2fat Yarp

@notaword1136

11 ай бұрын

Honestly, it's best not to

I just love the looks on everyone else's faces when he finishes the story

Brock's expression at the end. Perfect.

@Mikito456

6 жыл бұрын

HASEnoncorperated 4real

@connormclernon26

5 жыл бұрын

HASEnoncorperated I just love how everyone, even Rusty is absolutely disgusted by his tale.

@anthonyrodriguez8788

4 жыл бұрын

I myself am partial to Action Man's.

"Strafing me with recrimination and mumsy's china!"

I think Col. Gentleman is supposed to be half Sean Connery and half William Burroughs who had a Moroccan boy toy named Kiki. I love this show so much.

@zoidlloyd7736

3 жыл бұрын

Didn't they like break up ? 🤔😕n yeah being a semi old guy n having a young Moroccan boy do sound familiar quick was gentlemen in Casablanca at the time ? not too say He's bogey.

@Frogman1212

3 жыл бұрын

Also quentin crisp

1:46 I love how everyone, even Doc is repulsed by Col. Gentleman’s tale

@RyunosukeHachi

5 жыл бұрын

Not just Rusty; check out Brock, Swifty, and the Action Man.

@zoidlloyd7736

3 жыл бұрын

Can't u say them all I mean it is all weird u blind 😐😐

@thelittleagustus.2292

3 жыл бұрын

@@RyunosukeHachi he said everyone and rusty ya lemming

@askoldir4538

3 жыл бұрын

@@thelittleagustus.2292 (Edited)

@lucielm

Жыл бұрын

Not Hank or Dean. They just happen to be too innocent to understand.

That little smack he does at 1:49 gets me every time. "After a thousand shweatshoaked shorries later we were back together... *smack*"

@cj6498

Жыл бұрын

"He was a good man. *smack* What a rotten way to die."

A homosexual Sean Connery. For some reason, this makes too much sense.

@deathstrokeclanrules8562

5 жыл бұрын

Bisexual actually. He's a raging sex addict.

@haroldthaf

4 жыл бұрын

And a true gentleman at that.

@M1ckTheMan

4 жыл бұрын

@@deathstrokeclanrules8562 I think I heard Omnisexual last time I checked.

@connormclernon26

4 жыл бұрын

Madzlick Chinatown Colonel Gentleman isn’t Homosexual, he defies all methods of defining sexuality!

@meltedcheese1091

4 жыл бұрын

I mean after Zardoz, it sure does

This scene is proof that Col. Gentleman is THE most badass character in The Venture Bros. If any other character had sucker punched Dr. Venture like that, Brock would've strangled them with their own colon.

@OhNoTheFace

3 жыл бұрын

Or, you know, plot armour

@jemiebridges3197

3 жыл бұрын

@@OhNoTheFace except his entire history of getting away with that #$@#$.

@OhNoTheFace

3 жыл бұрын

@@jemiebridges3197 Which sounds exactly like plot armour

@InfernosReaper

3 жыл бұрын

At the same time, Brock did know that Venture deserved it

@fantasticmrmonk

3 жыл бұрын

@@OhNoTheFace or consistent established characterization

I really wish I could imitate that accent. It's both awesome and hilarious.

@glopezjr

8 жыл бұрын

+V Guyver you gotta make all normal s and z sounds into shh and zhh sounds. Then you gotta roll your r's anytime it comes up in a word. Lastly, pepper your dialogue with a lot of words like wee and laddie.

@vguyver2

8 жыл бұрын

Guillermo Lopez Jr. I've tried that. Often end up falling more into an Irish stereotype than Scottish. I don't do justice to either. XD

@2637amy

8 жыл бұрын

Sean Connery impression times 100

@seraphiquevox

6 жыл бұрын

I JUST found out I could by accident like 2 days ago. SOOOOOO HAPPY!!

@russelljohnson8546

6 жыл бұрын

agreed him knocking out both doc n kiki was funny

"...a thoushand shweat-shoaked shilent "shorry"s later, we were back together. *smek*"

"To anyone it may concern, Please bury. Signed, Hank and Dean Venture" Why do I feel like that's not the first time they've left that note.....

@GameLover45408

3 жыл бұрын

Their naivete and idiocy probably made them to do that quite often

0:34 Brocks questioning if he can take him like that

He called Brock "Prince Adam." LOL

@fernandotrevinocastro1018

6 жыл бұрын

i get that reference!

@russelljohnson8546

5 жыл бұрын

in good taste he man is tan n blonde so is he

@Crimson_Sun2486

3 жыл бұрын

Can't believe that went right over my head until I saw this comment XD

“A box of mallowmars with a YooHoo chaser put me in a diabetic coma.” Any other show this would be horrifying, Venture Bros. just makes this sound like a Tuesday.

blashted Mallomars!

@michaelwautraets7126

10 жыл бұрын

MY TITS ARE BACK !

@jemiebridges3197

3 жыл бұрын

@Broly The Sarcastic Savage lol I thought that was alcohol but a sugar infused chocolate drink does make it funnier.

@darwincity

3 жыл бұрын

@@jemiebridges3197 Thus the diabetic coma.

1:45 action man's face expression is priceless

I love how everyone was extremely uncomfortable through his entire story.

THAT'S FOR BREAKIN' MY STEP-DAUGHTER'S HEART!

@InfernosReaper

3 жыл бұрын

To Rusty's defense, I think he figured out that she might be related to him or something.

@ImmaLittlePip

3 жыл бұрын

@@InfernosReaper And plus she had a crazy body guard

Not that I'm denying their awesomeness, but I wonder why he and the Action Man were chosen as Dean and Hank's godfathers?

@mckenzie.latham91

8 жыл бұрын

+yoshimickster cause Jonas sr. was a terrible father

@M1ckTheMan

8 жыл бұрын

Wait, HE chose his grandkids godfathers? That...that somehow makes sense.

@AwkwardKyle

8 жыл бұрын

+Mckenzie .Latham The correct answer to ANY Venture related query.

@Kryptnyt

8 жыл бұрын

+yoshimickster You could read all about it in his memoirs

@BrievaryZowan

8 жыл бұрын

+yoshimickster Well, Action Man has since calmed down quite a bit since his days with Jonas Venture Sr.

As a homosexual and a diabetic i can 1000% confirm this is how it goes.

"Kiki!! You've come back to me!!" "Kiki so sorry, Mr. Gentleman. 😢" 👊💥

Yeah Rusty deserved that. Although Gentleman seems to have a serious problem with punching people.

@rajvader

5 жыл бұрын

Makes me wonder if there's a story yet to be chronicled. Didn't seem like Doc's interaction with Tara Quymn in the jungle really amounted to "breaking her heart".

@oMaJoJ

5 жыл бұрын

Better him punching people than cutting their arms off.

@OhNoTheFace

3 жыл бұрын

Too much plot armour to ever appropriately receive it back

@zoidlloyd7736

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah will appear so. ouch wutta way too k.o yo

@JohnnyTightlips2007

2 жыл бұрын

@@OhNoTheFace Except against Brock Sampson.

M Y T I T S A R E B A C K ! ! !

You know, that comment by Rusty about Team Venture killing his father holds a lot of truth to it, knowing what we know now.

*At the pitch meeting for Colonel Gentleman* "You ever wonder what it would be like if Sean Connery was gay? And also he was James Bond, but not"

“Nonsense. I’M AN OX!!!”

What I dinnae get is that Rusty never broke Dr. Quymn's heart. They got interrupted by a large women who had unrequited feelings towards Quymn who then suffered an epileptic fit. For his countless sins, it was hardly Rusty's fault.

@E_The_Animator

8 жыл бұрын

+RavenRyy Rusty did end up breaking things off because he was grossed out by Quymn's epilepsy.

@RavenRyy

8 жыл бұрын

I dinnae think Quymn was that interested in continuing herself after that fecking madness.

@AngryJT

8 жыл бұрын

"Ew, I almost fucked a wereodile!" "She's not a wereodile, you little smartass, she's epileptic!" "Ew!"

@vinmanr2d2

6 жыл бұрын

I think they are referring to something from "the past" . My guess is like in Indiana Jones .

@M1ckTheMan

6 жыл бұрын

My headcanon is that he got the story from Ginnie, and Colonel Gentleman being the over-protective step-father he is took it to heart.

1:46 the look on the action mans face

@Zindakku

5 жыл бұрын

He's probably thinking "Jeez, Horace. Really?!"

My favorite part is how kiki came back to save him only to get punched in the face

@SuperWolsey

3 жыл бұрын

Fickled ponce, that Kik

That Atlantian guy pretty much disappeared after this

He called Brock "Prince Adam." Lmao!

You gotta love how even though Brock took out the entire Team Venture in Season 1 that Gentleman still wasn't afraid to throw down here. Though to be fair, Brock kinda got nerfed after the first season so it would've been interesting to see if Gentleman actually would've been able to hold his own.

@SuperWolsey

3 жыл бұрын

If Hunter in their first meeting was anything to go by, Brock wouldn't see it coming

@Dbzmaster159

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly I kinda think he mostly got clever rather than just brutal deaths. Remember when he killed guild goons butt naked? He was more of an animal in the earlier stuff.

@walterlowe7252

Жыл бұрын

I cried laughing when Brock beat up a team venture that was halfway dressed as lesliebots…

"Don't you try it, Prince Adam!"

@cranktheac9595

3 жыл бұрын

By the power of Grayskull!!!

This book has been nominated for a broken woody

I've got to be honest, at first I thought that the chaser was liquor, but it wasn't until now that I see it was Yoohoo.

how many people could pull a move on Brock and live to tell the tale

I've always wondered if they always intended for this to be what happened to Col Gentlemen when we first saw his "death", or if they really did intend for him to be dead but then later decided it'd be more interesting to have him show up and so wrote this story to explain it lol.

@carlycrays2831

11 ай бұрын

He's a lot of fun, it feels like a waste not to use him

The awkward silence at 1:49 is priceless!

this old panther's still got moves that'll make yer mullet spin

I don't think I've ever been so disturbed yet so aroused. Disturoused.

"Strafing me with recrimination and Mumsy's china!"

I'll be honest with you. I want to purchase his memoir.

@animeviewer66

4 жыл бұрын

Right!? ... Adult swim really needs to make this a thing 🤣

RIP Colonel Gentleman.

taut, brown shhhhpit fire

Everybody always praises Shore Leave for being such a badass and confident gay man in this show. And While I love Shore Leave, and am super gay for him, I think some of that love should be directed to Colonel Gentleman too (though, granted, his character is definitely less admirable, being essentially an abusive male cougar, if we judge by this clip alone). But still, if we wanna talk about the simultaneous qualities of gay and badass, I see no reason to leave Gentleman out of that race.

@CaptainLumpyDog

4 жыл бұрын

Gaussamer Colonel Gentleman isn’t gay. He will screw pretty much anything on two legs.

@ryanfink4206

2 жыл бұрын

@@CaptainLumpyDog he definitely has an affinity for men however. I mean, we've seen him with all of 1 woman, which he hated, and then an innate attraction for 3 seperate men

@SubZero-hs9xc

2 жыл бұрын

I mean he lite rally beat up his partner after he saved him

@carlycrays2831

11 ай бұрын

​@@ryanfink4206He married Billy's mom and seemed to love her.

Colonel Gentlemen is every british explorer ever.

i just noticed the "after a few poppers later" line after years of watching this show i did not pick up that he was using a super gay sex drug.

1:37 Now thats how you start a work out

brock's reaction was the best

@zoidlloyd7736

3 жыл бұрын

How raised eyebrows n grin ?

1:46 everyone’s faces are different aspects of my reaction to Beastars when the chicken revealed her eggs were being put in Legosi’s sandwiches.

Rusty kinda deserved that

@Mikito456

6 жыл бұрын

Nate Escobales Yea after he how treated Dr. Quymn he sure did

ABSOLUTELY 110% the BEST cartoon EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks Adult Swim !!!!!!!!! you guy's rule !!!!!!!

@tacodog767

6 жыл бұрын

It is, Rick and Morty is great, but the venture bros, is the shit!

@isaiahdaniels5643

6 жыл бұрын

They did rule. Their line up rn is T R A S H. Almost their entire creative team is trash as well.

@mmartinisgreat

3 жыл бұрын

2020. Sorry pal

" I'de spread Kiki over toast, and fuck the sandwich! "

Omni Man: You shouldn’t stay dead.

An entire box of mallowmars. With a yoohoo chaser!!

Ha! Prince Adam! If must be euphoric when you actually get the references in the is show. :D

@Mikito456

6 жыл бұрын

Lol he doesmt know He-Man

something about a box of mallomars with a yoohoo chaser gets me every time

@berniekatzroy

8 ай бұрын

I'm going to buy some now

Trust me guys I wouldn’t make my worst enemy hear that story either

"Don't you try it prince adam!" Col. Gentleman, did you forget where Brock whooped the shit out of you and your friends a few months/years back?

@Reprodestruxion

4 жыл бұрын

Sir Deadpool Of House Lannister yeah but now HE’s the one that’s angry. Don’t mess with an angry Scot from Glasgoo or Edenbaragh

@suchiuomizu

Жыл бұрын

@@Reprodestruxion What about North Kilttown?

I'd like to read Colonel Gentleman's book :)

@Zindakku

7 жыл бұрын

I think his book covers more on his sexual exploits than on his adventuring days.

@TalesWithHaggis

7 жыл бұрын

That's a bad thing?

0:01 would that scientists perhaps be a reference to fallout new Vegas’ old world blues? Since they had the voice actor for doc play one of the main characters in that DLC and made a reference to this show?

@crimsonlanceman7882

5 жыл бұрын

Didnt this show come out like 10 thousand years before New Vegas?

@mattneuteboom2763

5 жыл бұрын

James Urbaniak was voicing Dr. Venture years before New Vegas came out. Not sure if there is an actual connection between the two, though that would have been great. More likely they just hired him as a voice actor to play a scientist and people recognized his distinct voice.

@locomotivefaox

4 жыл бұрын

Matt Neuteboom There is infact a connection, there’s a direct reference to the walking eye made by Dr. 0

Nonsense, I'M AN OX!!

TMI, Colonel Gentleman, TMI.

Oh how I love their commentary

Always great to remember Jonas Venture and his crew were evil lol

@carlycrays2831

11 ай бұрын

Oddly, it seems like Jonas and Gentleman weren't just the worst, but the leaders of the group. Kano and Action Man and the others probably could have been better heroes without them

'Kiki, do you love me?' 🎶

The mallowmars part hit home

RIP Sean Connery

I load up the commentary to "Home Insecurity" all the time. I've probably listened to it more than I've watched the episode.

KiKi, do you love me, me being colonel gentlemen. what the fuck are you dancing for?

thumbs up if you want to read his memoirs

You had me at the naked lunch! :D ..."Naked Lunch"? Anyone?

i want that book

IM SCREAMING

I.... I'm gona go take a shower.

What does the note say?

Love the guy but my god his stories are just ..... WOW

I think that Kiki may have pissed off Gentleman for "Yessing" too hard

That scene where Colonel Gentleman punching Rusty in the face is what I image Quincy Jones would do to John Lasseter after what John did to Rashida Jones.

@carlycrays2831

11 ай бұрын

Gentleman is a crappy person, but I always love that part. He does seem to genuinely love his stepchildren

1:46 if you want to see Action Man about to vomit

GENTLEMEN.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 tha face everyone makes at end tf is u on colonel

sean connery x tangier-era william s burroughs

@Reprodestruxion

4 жыл бұрын

Frogspawn_Johnson or Paul Bowles

Funniest part of the first clip, they did more or less kill Jonas venture

Was anybody else unable to find a yoohoo chaser cuz after a quick google search nothing came up except the mallomars.

@gossamer999

5 жыл бұрын

it was just a regular yoohoo. chaser implies something you drink after somethibg else, in this case, the mallomars

Hold, HOOLLLD...Unleash bears.

Holy shit! What a story!

GREATEST SHOW EVER !!!!!!

Always wondered if Sean Connery knew about Colonel Gentleman. I mean, there's parody and then there's this!

@Frogman1212

11 ай бұрын

He's a parody of more than just Sean Connery though, so it isn't that significant.

I would like to see Brock vs each of the main classic Team Venture members. I'm pretty sure young Kano could have taken him, the others I'm not sure.

Best love story ever told. T_T