1:55 imagine still being on your spawn island and just seeing 6 notifications in the chat of technoblade killing someone in the span of 10 seconds

@user-kx8pu6ys5i

4 жыл бұрын

Me: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh? I'm gonna die now

@yourhotmom6858

4 жыл бұрын

I would think he was a hacker.:/

@user-pu2uj8iu5x

4 жыл бұрын

My first thought would be that’s he was using aura bhop and speed

@vi2885

3 жыл бұрын

“Well, I guess I’ll just die then”

@cyanitehd8004

3 жыл бұрын

**chuckles** im in danger

“Man complains about winning for 20 minutes while winning even more”

@mag-narwhal

4 жыл бұрын

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

@loladooafo9590

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@smokey5701

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@a8552bc

4 жыл бұрын

iqman1000 2nd place vs 500th place

@raksanrambo1230

4 жыл бұрын

Suffering from success

Techno: **talking about the tournament** Also techno: **casually deletes entire lobby**

@rogue_myster4705

2 жыл бұрын

WITH A FLIPPING PICKAXE!! More like pigaxe

@patriot7624

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@ein0762

2 жыл бұрын

@@rogue_myster4705 bc he had strength

@arhamtajwar65

2 жыл бұрын

@@ein0762 they had diamond swords…. He killed em with a pickaxe!

@ein0762

2 жыл бұрын

@@arhamtajwar65 bruh he had strength

techno: "I was aiming for 25th, I think 25th is respectable" also techno: 4TH PLACE IS WORTHLESS

@smirror196

2 жыл бұрын

Same energy as Olympic athletes being happier to get 3rd than 2nd

Techno-Casually talking calmly as killing like 7 people with a pickaxe

@blankus5372

4 жыл бұрын

JOelsecretACCShhh Point still Stands

@mikamika2056

4 жыл бұрын

Im sorry but, he recorded his audio after he played and recorded the gameplay. Sorry to break the illusion (Ok i get it, he doesn't pre record it in the video, this comment is old af)

@blankus5372

4 жыл бұрын

JOelsecretACCShhh yeah my bad 😂

@zoosh2830

4 жыл бұрын

IAteTooMuchSugar where the HELL DID YOY GET THIS YOU CAN HEAR HIS MOUSE???

@liquid_on_twitch

4 жыл бұрын

People arnt born cool but

Technoblade: This is a bigger disappointment than my son. My Father: i am 40 and this is deep

@bracethevoid

3 жыл бұрын

Hol up

@nilupamawijewardena6186

3 жыл бұрын

Hold on a second-

@bugsindustrials1432

3 жыл бұрын

R/I'm14andthisisdeep

@burcopresents

3 жыл бұрын

Uh oh-

@aelphind4954

3 жыл бұрын

you ever think about how much sense this doesn't make

“We have no weapon so we are using a pick axe” Quackity: *nervous sweating”

@Chainci

3 жыл бұрын

Quackitys confidence:*has left the chat*

@BlackScreenProductions125

3 жыл бұрын

@@Chainci his teeth, as well.

@oyunkulubu4981

3 жыл бұрын

What video?

@salem-01

3 жыл бұрын

@@oyunkulubu4981 it’s a dream SMP reference, at one point he said: I’ve got a pick axe, and I’ll put it through your teeth!

@Chainci

3 жыл бұрын

@@BlackScreenProductions125 🤣🤣🤣🤣

JESUS IMAGINE SEEING THAT CHAT AND 30 SECONDS INTO THE ROUND YOU SEE TECHNO WIPED *EVERYONE*

Technoblade: "8 hours is a lot of minecraft to play in one weekend Also Technoblade: Farms potatos 12 hours a day to win the potato war.

@minteyleafy

3 жыл бұрын

20*

@JL-mp7no

3 жыл бұрын

Priorities, RedStoneKing14, priorities.

@wellifailed392

3 жыл бұрын

I played for 18 hours straight

@spot199

3 жыл бұрын

That’s diffrent

@Tr1tay

3 жыл бұрын

Not 12 25 He used super potato genetics to make it so he can increase the time if a day for himself, thus producing extra potatos

"only the three biggest losers got one of these" AND ONE OF THEM WAS ME!

@c.i.m.1984

3 жыл бұрын

GG

@dragoneternatus951

3 жыл бұрын

great job techno you're a loser.

@dragoneternatus951

3 жыл бұрын

@@maskless5405 3rd biggest loser

@leekang0181

3 жыл бұрын

@@maskless5405 not even 1st place, L

@watchvideos9326

2 жыл бұрын

@@maskless5405 2nd place not 3rd

The pickaxe rampage was 2 year foreshadowing. Why didn't quackity see this coming.

18:47 Techno was on one heart when he won... "Not even close baby! Technoblade never dies! "

@TheMisterDarknight

Жыл бұрын

*Or does he?, hi, Micheal here*

"This is a really durable piñata" made me giggle for a full minute

@ricardocanas2129

3 жыл бұрын

I missed it what minute did he said it?

@merchxnt-_-5950

3 жыл бұрын

@@ricardocanas2129 When he was punching the guy that was stuck

@landonsabey2906

3 жыл бұрын

@@ricardocanas2129 15:30 ish

@luccalevaggi6902

3 жыл бұрын

@@ricardocanas2129 15:21

@kellanf650

3 жыл бұрын

and you just had to tell the internet about this pressing news

Techno: “a ping so low I’m technically in the future” Me: “a ping so high I’m still in the Stone Age”

@Lailaic

4 жыл бұрын

man i must be luck then, civil war just finished for me

@clonedestroyer4940

4 жыл бұрын

What American colonies just got mad at Great Britain

@Lailaic

4 жыл бұрын

@@clonedestroyer4940 wat, oh i remember that

@Nexpeon

4 жыл бұрын

What’s the Stone Age humans aren’t even evolved for me yet

@Lailaic

4 жыл бұрын

@@Nexpeon idk

anyone else think that final fight was pretty epic lol

@swagubirk

Жыл бұрын

no, we dont care if ur verified

@ragavanbalaji7257

Жыл бұрын

yea

@ragavanbalaji7257

Жыл бұрын

@@swagubirk your moms a hoe

@badkarma102

11 ай бұрын

what did bro do to deserve that😭

came back to watch one of my most favourite clips ever at 1:18 Rip Techno

@wasquash

2 жыл бұрын

I like how you actually contributed something instead of just saying RIP technoblade on all of his videos

@emmaandkittens213

2 жыл бұрын

as his son it cut even deeper to hear him tell me I am a disappointment again... 😞

@oLevi_

Жыл бұрын

Its getting lame now just shut up we already know, just vibe with his video

"a ping so low im technically in the future"

@NTA_Music

4 жыл бұрын

213 likes and no comments? wait-

@lordofsymphony9218

4 жыл бұрын

Natetallan you ruined it

@corv3007

4 жыл бұрын

339 likes and 4 comments

@fez7932

4 жыл бұрын

-80 ping

@jinrex2445

4 жыл бұрын

imaging getting negative ping lol

Me: gets one kill then dies immediately after TechnoBlade: kills the whole lobby with a pickaxe

@theog7065

4 жыл бұрын

Me: sees someone with a stone sword and no armour Also me: Runs of the map in terror

@zestobrandino

4 жыл бұрын

You guys get *kills* ?

@theog7065

4 жыл бұрын

zestobrandzz nope but I see ppl having literal build fights. In MINECRAFT

@peeteee

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@stevend2710

4 жыл бұрын

-_-

This man was a mentor, a friend, a son, a brother figure but most importantly the king of hypixel you will always be remembered as the pig who broke the odds and the man who could take on any challenges and win the name technoblade and the name Alex will go down in history forever as the names of the man who was the king of Minecraft

@diegodoesnothing6092

2 жыл бұрын

He died because his health insurance wanted him to miss more tournaments

@Azatosu

2 жыл бұрын

@@diegodoesnothing6092 Typically these comments should be rebuked, but this is probably what techno would've wanted.

@jsspidermonkey

2 жыл бұрын

@@Azatosu techno wanted his death to be memed, I think the quote was "half my fans will be memeing my death, the other half will be getting mad at that half"

@forrestfyre7846

Жыл бұрын

@@jsspidermonkey Well that's the quote, but in all reality a third of his fan base have been reporting KZread users who aren't even meming it and are just being insensitive and the bots that were made specifically to emotionally attack his family, friends, and fans.

@PrazLeo

Жыл бұрын

@@diegodoesnothing6092 lol yessss

Its so nice to watch this video and read the comments without only seeing comments about his passing, I can pretend that he's still with us and it make me happy :)

@Nonsense975

Жыл бұрын

Fax i love this video

@FathomlessEnergy

Жыл бұрын

ya kinda messed that up

@swagubirk

Жыл бұрын

move on :)

@harrisonmuller1195

Жыл бұрын

Same for me!

@nansifyanimations

Жыл бұрын

Yeah same

me: struggles heavily in a 1v1 techno: literally server sweeps a sky wars match with a pickaxe

@fnafchannel3796

3 жыл бұрын

*also on hunger games (i think) he took on a 3 vs 20(?) and won*

@TexanSilver

3 жыл бұрын

@@fnafchannel3796 that was the during the $36k Minecraft Ultimate tournament and it was a 3 v 21 at the end and Techno won

@shanechenmusic1804

3 жыл бұрын

You can tell it no longer is easy for him, that’s why he stopped playing Skywars. Even in this video, although most people were still bad, a few of them were competent and Techno won because of better positioning and game sense but his Low cps shows. Nowadays he probably won’t be able to do as well

@str-8679

3 жыл бұрын

@@shanechenmusic1804 True, but it's still incredible that he was able to do that in the first place.

@gordonramsey5903

3 жыл бұрын

@@str-8679 think he’s just getting older, gaming careers end once you’re like in your early 20s

Imagine being such a casual that you use a sword to pvp

@broncosfan303-

4 жыл бұрын

could never be me

@ahhaahaah

4 жыл бұрын

i yUs3 h0e

@smokey5701

4 жыл бұрын

yeah...

@mrcardi_b

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah 👀 imagine.. 👀👀

@user-kx8pu6ys5i

4 жыл бұрын

"I've killed a man"

2:52 emm

@BadServer

Жыл бұрын

:0

@fear7126

Жыл бұрын

Ye that hurt

@jawed5854

Жыл бұрын

That aged like rotten cheese

@Plqnes

14 сағат бұрын

Damn

2:20 gotta love the silent observation of the war crime he commited

Techno: sees player stuck on the ceiling, glitched inside the block Also techno: *”I T S P I Ñ A T A T I M E”*

@nightshade1061

3 жыл бұрын

*Mexican music plays in the background*

@randomlady4949

3 жыл бұрын

@@nightshade1061 someone should upload that clip and put Mexican music in the bg lmaooo

@42carlos

Жыл бұрын

damn bro you watched the video too? insane

@slimeyzzz3042

Жыл бұрын

@@42carlos i know right, r u rewatching his old vids?

@fourtysquad8231

Жыл бұрын

@@slimeyzzz3042 yeps same

Technoblade: *on the hypixel player council* Also technoblade : *cyberbullies skywars players for fun*

Techno: Says he got sick Every single person watching this now: *Scrolls down to look at the upload date*

@ItsDanielMonetized

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@jolynecujoh2694

2 жыл бұрын

this aged well

@themattster

2 жыл бұрын

@@jolynecujoh2694 cancer just gave this comment a whole new life

@funnydude69

2 жыл бұрын

15:15.

@anicestranger6492

2 жыл бұрын

Legit me rn

2:00 The original "I HAVE A PICKAXE AND I'LL PUT IT THROUGH YOUR TEETH!"

i started dying from laughter when he started going on a rampage with his efficiency 3 pickaxe and managed to get 8 kills.

@bongosmcdongos4190

3 жыл бұрын

It was efficient

@kitchenroam1509

3 жыл бұрын

@@bongosmcdongos4190 pa dum tss

@heavenly_king1107

3 жыл бұрын

9 kills he was training for quckity

@filipeamado5077

3 жыл бұрын

so that is where he got the skill to kill quackity...

@Bele_08

3 жыл бұрын

Training for big Q

Huh, techno really has a history of killing people with pickaxes.

@null8384

3 жыл бұрын

Totally making a technoblade dnd character who uses a war pick

@RainboFoxx

3 жыл бұрын

I. KNOW. RIGHT.

@jakoblent4694

3 жыл бұрын

@@null8384 what would he be that is like a good idea

@pancakeoftheopera2808

3 жыл бұрын

@@null8384 ooooo that sounds quite epic

@adilrehan9102

3 жыл бұрын

Yea he had practice to put toothpick through quackity's teeth

2:53 we miss you

I was just uncontrollably laughing at the "And a ping so low I'm technically in the future" part.

"The admins would show up to my house and break my kneecaps" 10:27 -Technoblade, 2019

@sketchygfx

4 жыл бұрын

fellow dog i see

@RamkrishanYT

4 жыл бұрын

At least it's not the elbows

@9agy

4 жыл бұрын

shiba

@RealDonQuixote

4 жыл бұрын

@@RamkrishanYT for killing with a pickaxe

@monsterminecraft5921

4 жыл бұрын

hey

Imagine wiping a skywars lobby with a diamond pickaxe in the the time span of about a minute not including Technoblade talking NOW THATS WILD

@wyattajc3864

4 жыл бұрын

Never mind it was 30 seconds

@bly4t

3 жыл бұрын

@Atreyaa???

@Guest-xz1pl

3 жыл бұрын

@Atreyaa in your first comment you said he IS worse at pvp now your saying he MUST be worse, so you dont know for sure.

@Change504

3 жыл бұрын

@Atreyaa did you watch quakity vs techno with pick???

@pablopereyra7126

3 жыл бұрын

@Atreyaa Have you seen him play 1.8? You can't be sure unless you have proof. But yeah he is rusty, he just needs to train again and he surely regain his skill

''I'm using a pickaxe, and I'll put it through your teeth'' - Techno was practicing for that moment this video :) (Get well soon tech

@alcemy.

8 ай бұрын

get well soon eh, i still wish that’s what we were saying for him.

15:20 "Pinata timeeee" -sun tzu, the art of war

Techno: slays whole server with a pickaxe Me: Somehow dies in creative

@ajbest5703

4 жыл бұрын

I smell casuals

@littleumbrella1763

4 жыл бұрын

Umm same with a me

@ahhaahaah

4 жыл бұрын

*Conn_devn fell out of the world*

@Anzorious

4 жыл бұрын

Yeh I cant even stay alive /kill is to effective

@fsb2887

4 жыл бұрын

@@ajbest5703 i smell sweaty tryhards

Technoblade:gets first place Random dude that found an exploit:Im about to end this man's whole career Admins:THIS IS FINE

@nahlies2382

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I was confused. So he got first place, and then someone openly cheated on stream and only took 1st place because of it, and he kept 1st place instead of being kicked from the competition or banned from all servers? I'm really disappointed about this

@absqrb

3 жыл бұрын

I'm a year late but he passed th streamer using th exploit, not sure if first used the exploit

@uraqt9937

3 жыл бұрын

@@absqrb i want proof

@absqrb

3 жыл бұрын

@@uraqt9937 watch the video

@uraqt9937

3 жыл бұрын

@@absqrb where in

"i'm the frog master, not like the inventory and proper use of available resources master alright" you'll always be missed, techno

HE WON AN ENTIRE GAME TALKING ABOUT A TOURNAMENT WHILE WINNING WITH A PICKAXE! He’s too good

Techno's parents: We are very dissapointed of you. Techno: I hold the world record of the biggest winstreak of over a thousand in the biggest server on the most selling game in the world and I also got the rarest item in that server. and formed the childhoods of thousands and will never be forgotten

@sudly

4 жыл бұрын

👏

@Kamida

4 жыл бұрын

I also am rich 10k per mcm

@Adventurer32

4 жыл бұрын

And first place in potatoes.

@xann2681

4 жыл бұрын

And had a 1000 winstreak in bedwars

@tomatomanpan647

4 жыл бұрын

And oink oink

“I figured I would play better if i was on 144Hz, a billion and a half FPS and ping so low I’m technically in the future.” - Technoblade, 2019. Very cool Techno, very cool.

@zoriox8667

5 жыл бұрын

Yeets In Blyat Your name is the cool thing here lmao

@VeloAufNull

4 жыл бұрын

Yeeet I have 240hz

@lisabilby2006

4 жыл бұрын

when he say it at 5:54

@aflyingdorito208

4 жыл бұрын

Until you realize the FPS doesn’t matter because it’s “only” 144Hz

@andrewz4515

4 жыл бұрын

@@aflyingdorito208 It does matter, the inout lag is reduced.

Techno: "there's a vast conspiracy to prevent me from winning the tournament" Also Techno: *broadcasts dates when he won't be available*

Sometimes I feel techno is not that good, then I see his video. ._. . He is good. Way too good. Blood God

"If there was a tournament breaking bug that I abused and didn't report, the admins would show up to my house and break my kneecaps"

@dapperchap2074

3 жыл бұрын

69 likes

@elektrictoes2896

3 жыл бұрын

At least it’s not his elbows

@uncharted_soul

3 жыл бұрын

@@elektrictoes2896 true, true

@TheLetterA.

3 жыл бұрын

Nico nico kneecaps

**1 year later** Technoblade uploads a new video: *My new video schedule*

@keygenpie

5 жыл бұрын

Poo head! hAAHa

@issac3100

4 жыл бұрын

I'm from the future and he is forced to upload weekly.

@psycholol4855

4 жыл бұрын

@@keygenpie w

@alerted0

4 жыл бұрын

shaz ✔️ **oof**

this man really gets to wipe lobby with a fist while talking about totally non related topics

Technoblades just the type of guy to destroy an entire lobby with a pickaxe while having a sword

Nobody: Technoblade: *KILLS 9 PEOPLE WITH A PICKAXE*

@iwolfyyt6604

5 жыл бұрын

*Miners rampage*

@fleimlehner

4 жыл бұрын

If this had no context it would be creepy

@friendlyneighborsaucegiver9566

4 жыл бұрын

Don't mess with the miners

@howdidyougethere8646

4 жыл бұрын

8*

@filipcarlsson-kum-7d252

4 жыл бұрын

@@howdidyougethere8646 öpö u abaaad

Techno: ping so low he's in the future Me: ping so high i can fly with scaffolding

@themenagerie5622

3 жыл бұрын

Tripple digits thanks guys! (In roman numerals sadly)

@lizardlizardslizardman

3 жыл бұрын

XVI

@latartineauchocolat

3 жыл бұрын

CCCLXXV now

@hydrophant

3 жыл бұрын

Now it's CDLX.

@verbinatorkhanna2635

3 жыл бұрын

DXXXVII now

2:51 "I'm dying" Well, that aged like milk... miss you Techno

technoblade is still the best way to procrastinate

The first Footage of technoblade Using Toothpick as a weapon, dated back as far as 200 BC

@tomikun8057

3 жыл бұрын

as a*

@BloodyDeadCat

2 жыл бұрын

2 BD (Before Dream SMP)

@cardenlim8881

2 жыл бұрын

I’m sorry but that’s not very long, you see bc has been changed to, Before Covid, ya sorry bout that. 😐😐

@randomthings8732

2 жыл бұрын

@@cardenlim8881 this- this is sarcasm right?

@bobcraziness7817

2 жыл бұрын

@@randomthings8732 R-right?

Man now I'm scared of people with diamond pickaxes.

@Deatlod

3 жыл бұрын

The obsidian block who just witnessed me mine his entire family:

Bro it was hilarious when Technoblade was chasing that guy with infinite ender pearls around the skywars 🤣😂🤣😂

@M-PL3

Жыл бұрын

Finally a normal comment from 4 months ago😭

@Biryani2op

2 ай бұрын

​@@M-PL3and here a normal reply too,thank me later

Plays with technoblade then logs out after seeing chat filled up with "so and so was killed by technoblade"

rewatching this and the pickaxe stuff- "i've got a pickaxe, and i'll put it through your teeth!"

@the_r1h84

2 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly lol. But we will never get a new Technoblade pickaxe kill...

Me:here to see the rarest pet Techno: THE ADMINS ARE GONNA COME TO MY HOUSE AND BREAK MY KNEE CAPS

@pichkupichku742

2 жыл бұрын

Made me laugh

@hitman2040

2 жыл бұрын

And you loved it Technosucks

@averiltallack5665

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh I literally just read this as he said it the heck

@alisonyu9362

2 жыл бұрын

XD I’m dying

2:51 "I'm dying" well that didn't age well

@tahmkenchusta5852

Жыл бұрын

It did, he died

1:44 0_0 Techno is insane

@Narble_is_unavailable

Жыл бұрын

Was.

@succpods

Жыл бұрын

@@Narble_is_unavailable uncalled for

@SuidicalRaccoon

Жыл бұрын

@@Narble_is_unavailable he still is, he never dies

@Blokxx

8 ай бұрын

@@Narble_is_unavailableuncalled for

Technoblade: *Goes to college for one semester* Everyone: "Technoblade? Ha! A legend. He's been missing for centuries."

@thalo8864

5 жыл бұрын

Okay, _OrangeC7_ , why do you always watch the same videos as me

@OrangeC7

5 жыл бұрын

@@thalo8864 We probably share the same audiences

@Florren

5 жыл бұрын

@@thalo8864 fbi watched both of you and is recommanding the same videos

@TimelostInTheSauce

5 жыл бұрын

@@Florren recommanding?

@Florren

5 жыл бұрын

@@TimelostInTheSauce lmao english is not my first language.

Can't wait for ur next video in 2020

@generalj4192

5 жыл бұрын

Chris Reinfield yo you made a typo I’m pretty sure you meant 2030

@ajuan7730

5 жыл бұрын

nah man u both made a typo im pretty sure u mean 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

@demonkid-yt7yx

5 жыл бұрын

@@generalj4192 no.. you mean 3019

@slowestbrain

5 жыл бұрын

Nah I think you guys meant 6969

@demonkid-yt7yx

5 жыл бұрын

@@slowestbrain no 8967

3:42 The moment techno predicted like half the dsmp lore two years before it happened

@Fukou_Kudoku

2 жыл бұрын

this is more accurate than i expected

Imagine just chilling on your spawn island and seeing techno whacking every single 5 year old child in existence of the map 💀

"a ping so low I'm technically in the future" "a ping so high I'm still in the Stone Age"

title:"rarest pet in hypixel" video:"killing that 9 noobs with pickaxe"

I was dying when he started talking about the admins and unites airlines plotting against his schedule rip legend

2:53 when he said I'm dying it hits harder now

me: OH MY GOSH I WON A GAME OF SKYWARS! techno: *gets the rarest pet on hypixel* It's something

@gooseman4177

4 жыл бұрын

He got it and was still disappointed😂

@aurura8314

4 жыл бұрын

Realistixz a *disappointment.*

1:40 origin story of toothpick, Quackity's greatest fear

@sasoushii2816

3 жыл бұрын

Omg 69 likes... cant touch the like button..

@johnwolverton48

3 жыл бұрын

@@sasoushii2816 I liked the but didn’t realize until I saw your reply and immediately removed the like

@justinquach7688

3 жыл бұрын

NUUUU

@johnwolverton48

3 жыл бұрын

@Suedbout how dare you

@isaacdanoob2434

2 жыл бұрын

oH nO sO sAd

I got recommended this on my tv when it was uploaded and boy has techno gone far

@croozington

2 жыл бұрын

May he rest in peace

Why is it that for *most* of the video, tecno’s just talking about his life while *DESTROYING EVERYONE* without a care in the world like- what

@thederpinator6636

2 жыл бұрын

that's most of techno's old videos

"Oh you do take knockback, just in a different time zone." *I'm using that.*

“The only possible explanation is that Hypixel has ties with United Airlines.” What if he has ties to Delta Airlines?

@sakuya9017

4 жыл бұрын

I would strongly agree... If any airline were to snitch on Techno it would be Delta.

@amososososos

3 жыл бұрын

because we're delta airlines...and life is a f*cking nightmare :D

I see where techno got his pickaxe pvp skills

@kimoi1000

Жыл бұрын

W content

Techno: Today we will be talking abo- *Kills everyone with a pickaxe*

Tweet a fake flight so they anounce a tournament and then say SIKE you thought

Imagine complaining about getting 2nd place in a tournament with 63,000 people Technoblade: The prize is a bigger disappointment than my son

@nullpoint3346

4 жыл бұрын

63k?

@wiselychosethisname9166

4 жыл бұрын

Yep 63k

@durgeshgurav9717

3 жыл бұрын

The first place guy cheated and won due to a exploit

Rest In Peace Techno. We will always remember you and honor your memory

0:59 LOL even if you're top 3 in the world you can't even spawn it if you're a non, thank you Hypixel

everyone: this guy ducking releases every 2 months! he is off his regular schedule! me: what schedule

@catsarecool7247

5 жыл бұрын

no It is 2.9 months god this stuff pisses me off.

@allen8655

5 жыл бұрын

He never even had a schedule to begin with

@justinhartley5906

5 жыл бұрын

Midnight *banned* for exposing our lord, god of the blocksters, technoblade

@hahaa3341

5 жыл бұрын

*Ducking*

@patrickivthrowaway7266

5 жыл бұрын

Ducking?

*when you open up your pet thinking that it's rare but it's actually well done* *_They played us like a damn fiddle!_*

@magentamoth621

4 жыл бұрын

Mr. Jazz moose that a meat joke?

@Jazz4950

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, I’m afraid it is a meat joke

@NoOneLoL12345

4 жыл бұрын

Just read it.. Laughing my heart out XD

@owen8949

4 жыл бұрын

The puns are to much

@xenoncantread

4 жыл бұрын

@@owen8949 yeah, they're pretty beefy

2:52 Technoblade: " I am dying " 😭😭

The speech at the beginning is probably the most emotion I've heard from him.

"Well I guess my weapon is a pickaxe" *A depressing year later* *Proceeds to kill a full netherite quackity using a netherite pickaxe"

@turejungbergnielsen6749

3 жыл бұрын

He kille Quackity with a netherite pickaxe;)

@thecutesylveon0292

3 жыл бұрын

*netherite pickaxe

@elenasullivan4522

2 жыл бұрын

in iron freakin armor, my favorite part of that stream for sure

@triyonpe

2 жыл бұрын

@@turejungbergnielsen6749 *killed

@Gg-sm5ff

2 жыл бұрын

@@triyonpe no, not in that sentence

Haha you know when you’re in a game with techno when the hacker actually gets kicked

@terra20209

4 жыл бұрын

and at that moment you realise that you've encountered someone way worse than a hacker

@lostcookies

4 жыл бұрын

It’s too bad that hackers can just get away with everything on bedrock since it takes 6 years to type anything

@memelover6917

4 жыл бұрын

@@lostcookies yeah they really need a better way to chat here in bedrock edition

@partiallyfalse

4 жыл бұрын

You know you’re not when the hacker isn’t touched by admins

@Z3R0F1V3

4 жыл бұрын

@@lostcookies i have vireless keyboard connected to my xbox for typing

Technoblade: 8 hours is alot of minecraft to play in one weekend Me on my school holidays averaging 10-17 hours a day every day: Sure keep thinking that

Rest in peace techno. We all will miss you

Technoblade: owns the rarest pet on Hypixel Also Techno: “this is a bigger disappointment than my son” -Edit: what the heck why do I have so many likes

@swedewtf

4 жыл бұрын

R/im14andthatsdeed I think

@Starlight-ff9tu

4 жыл бұрын

Isuckatlifeyt r/ihavereddit

@birb125

4 жыл бұрын

Can i look at a comment section without reddit... i understand the joke but still, THIS IS KZread NOT REDDIT

@elijahthurlow7203

4 жыл бұрын

solid redlettermedia reference, wasn't expecting it from the pig

@alittlekittycat7472

4 жыл бұрын

@@swedewtf r/foundthemobileuser

"Your're more useful than the blaze pet, you can SHOOT" -Technoblade

@basenthesham6272

3 жыл бұрын

FIGHT*

@MobotMass

3 жыл бұрын

Typical americans lol

i’ll go click the podium for him

2:53 predicted

@GatioCatSad

Жыл бұрын

Little did he know he still had 3 years to live

@Forl3s

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

Pickaxe in normal people: it can mine Pickaxe in Technoblade: killing everyone

@liamconnolly3897

3 жыл бұрын

Well, Technoblade DOES put the pickaxe INTO other people so technically, yeah.

@southnoon5808

10 ай бұрын

pickaxe in normal people: "Sir, we might need to operate this pickaxe out of your body"

Alternate Title: Technoblade complains about his pet while killing everyone in a game with a pickaxe

lmao, technotrump "i have decreed it, you have to be over there now"

rewatching all of techno's vids and absolutely bawling my eyes out right now, I miss you so much

When you realize that Technoblade kills people better with a pickaxe than anyone else does with a sword . . .

@PapelConCuidado

5 жыл бұрын

btw i want to call it Ping but... Wtf is that knockback!?

@joshuafarrington5346

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you, much appreciated 🙂

@joshuafarrington5346

5 жыл бұрын

I loved the time he beat people up with gifts

@Euzoqr

5 жыл бұрын

@@PapelConCuidado its called 'opponents using mcdonalds wifi'

@Euzoqr

5 жыл бұрын

@@travision9105 No, a Pickaxe is a tool used by gods. Thats why Techno wins with it

Whoa; that was one of the best 1v1 battles I've ever seen Technoblade fight. Way to go, TheGoldenHeart.

@nathanielalex8168

2 жыл бұрын

Bro i would've destroyed my monitor if i lost that fight

@sarwatarannya8786

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that guy was good, but he did have the advantage of having a rod

@alisonyu9362

2 жыл бұрын

Bro when i read this, he just got golden hearts

@donottrustanyonelol

Жыл бұрын

JTheGoldenHeart is crying rn. In all seriousness he is very good lmao

@theocorkrean6810

Жыл бұрын

@@donottrustanyonelol making technoblade struggle is like being able to fight an mma fighter. You have to be good.

At least he got the blaze pet before he passed away. Rip to a legend.

@BloodSlay3r

2 жыл бұрын

And he killed Ninja😂 don't forget that

@_im_that_one_kid_

2 жыл бұрын

press f to pay respect to the man who deserves it the most R.I.P.

@isuckatpvp7166

2 жыл бұрын

@@BloodSlay3r LOL

@isuckatpvp7166

2 жыл бұрын

@@_im_that_one_kid_ F

well techno would be happy that he has his own memorial in the bedwars lobby where people will actually see.