If ER ever truly loses his mind, we won't be able to tell.

@TheNewFitness

7 жыл бұрын

Low Life Form haha this is so true. Best comment award 🥇

@MrStapleLeaf

7 жыл бұрын

Plot twist : He lost his mind 6 years ago

@CasperTimor

7 жыл бұрын

maybe he loses his mind and starts doing normal videos

@UnDragonized

7 жыл бұрын

Hugo Lafortune plot twist: he never had a mind haah

@nuttygeezer830

7 жыл бұрын

Once you go into the Rift, you never quite come back

Doc: "What is your favorite thing to drink?" Me: "Milk." *doc scribbles furiously for a long time* Me: "Should... should I be worried?"

@defaultyboi8694

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@defaultyboi8694

5 жыл бұрын

But it's fine cuz milk is da best

@5ynthwav31ng4

5 жыл бұрын

Doc: *scribbling intensifies*

@steamtasticvagabond474

5 жыл бұрын

Liquified fat proteins extracted from the udders of a female bovine, processed, pasteurized, and sold to a grocery store contained within a cardboard or plastic container

@captinunderpants2632

5 жыл бұрын

Milk! Does a body good !

E.R.s wife: honey we got invited to a wedding could you wear something nice, like that golden tie E.R.: uhhhh

@WouldntULikeToKnow.

5 жыл бұрын

And how about that lovely suit jacket? Hmmmmm.

@thedinosavior

4 жыл бұрын

I was here a year ago and this mans name was Joeseph Stalin for reference

@rosmostdedicatedsoldier3187

4 жыл бұрын

TheDinoSavior ok

@angeloliver7613

Жыл бұрын

He could have a husband too 😜

E: "Would you like a drink." Me: "Yes please!" E: (writes it down) Me: "How dare you play me like that!"

@gs7828

5 жыл бұрын

It's because before he asked us to refill the drink.

@andreasx09

5 жыл бұрын

lol

@grubbooba19

4 жыл бұрын

He played us like a damn fiddle

@wardnelen3140

4 жыл бұрын

HA 420th like Got em

@xXcangjieXx

4 жыл бұрын

And that chicken was dry... real dry

Him: "What is your favorite question?" Me: "What is your least favorite question?" Him: "What is your least favorite question?" Me: "What is your favorite question?"

@Mr.Scott86

4 жыл бұрын

You created a paradox

@pseudotaco

4 жыл бұрын

@@Mr.Scott86 That's not a paradox

@Mr.Scott86

4 жыл бұрын

@@pseudotaco it was a simple joke, sorry?

@pseudotaco

4 жыл бұрын

@@Mr.Scott86 You could have made it more obvious. Anyway, I apologize if you perceived my comment as harsh (probably not the right word), as it wasn't supposed to be

@Mr.Scott86

4 жыл бұрын

@@pseudotaco you're good mate, I've done that before and is suucks

1:15 “to go pee pee or poo poo” bro i’m not even 2 mins in and ur already making me laugh

@superhuffpuff

3 жыл бұрын

same

@theroyalirishregiment1458

2 жыл бұрын

I don't think I would have laughed if it wasn't for his absolute seriousness when saying it

I fear this man's creative genius is under appreciated.

@MartinJohnsonIII

4 жыл бұрын

Explaim

@sparpie

4 жыл бұрын

Explaim

@pseudotaco

4 жыл бұрын

Explaim

@melloyello9639

4 жыл бұрын

Explaim

@ebcomicscollectiblesrariti4416

4 жыл бұрын

Explaim

Q: How many fingers am i holding up A: yes

@panoszoyganelhs8330

5 жыл бұрын

Q:what day is today A:yes

@tyylerrrrrr

5 жыл бұрын

Q. What day is it today? A. Me too.

@panoszoyganelhs8330

5 жыл бұрын

@@tyylerrrrrr dont copy

@depressionwatermelon8947

5 жыл бұрын

Q:Hey, how are you? A: Y E S

@MaxsRoost

5 жыл бұрын

Q: why did you put a tape square in the middle of the T.V.? A: yes.

ER your hair in this is actually so flawless I'm in love

@Melishus1

7 жыл бұрын

Anthony Kozakiewicz y i

@seththompson1179

7 жыл бұрын

Anthony Kozakiewicz It looks like Two-Face hair

@denmck384

7 жыл бұрын

Zombieking 1236 that's exactly what I was thinking

@Boarkane

7 жыл бұрын

Anthony Kozakiewicz o

@marketchatter5436

7 жыл бұрын

Hail Satan

“Do you like breathing?” Me: “Breathing is fun”

@anka.asmr.

3 жыл бұрын

i was like “no 👁👄👁”

@couchcrestation6464

3 жыл бұрын

Breathing is overrated

@djayden4661

3 жыл бұрын

I havent breathed in 10 minu

@obi5398

Жыл бұрын

Overrated asf

@bexie1992

Жыл бұрын

I have rhinitis and asthma. Breathing isn't always fun 🫣...sometimes it can kill you 😬💀

"How many fingers am I holding up?" *stares for an uncomfortably long amount of time"

@ellasmochi

4 жыл бұрын

emma mcdermott i said 24..

@weeabooze655

3 жыл бұрын

Just respond with Fish It always works

"Do you think food is still important in this day and age?" These are the questions we ponder at 4 AM.

ER has said in one of his videos that his pet potato died After that potato has never commented here since rip

@schorleschorsch8941

7 жыл бұрын

Ian Wynn plot twist: uncle e *was* potato D:

@EnzemoneHD

7 жыл бұрын

I can't help but comment about your stratos profile picture.... I just had to, I love it

@ianwynn354

7 жыл бұрын

EnzemoneHD #freeme

@schorleschorsch8941

7 жыл бұрын

Reese Tiller

@moistladd

7 жыл бұрын

Reese Tiller Don't be so mean he was turned into McDonald's French fries

I too shall answer these questions. 1. Actually yeah, I am pretty thirsty. 2. 1:04 A.M. 3. I have no idea. July 6th? 4. I could take it or leave it. 5. Depends on the question. 6. Depends on the answer. 7. At what time does Lasagna reach its boiling point? 8. How old are you? 9. Depends on the question really. I dont have a favourite answer. 10. Same as number 9. 11. Maybe 5 hours ago. 12. "What's up" 13. "Nothing much." 14. Yeah it's pretty nice. Also you arent moving your hands. Someone else is making that sound. 15. I'm watching this on my phone. 16. Hehe, hehehe... Ahem, nothing. Nothing at all. 17. Trying to fall asleep. 18. Watching KZread. 19. I was riding a donkey, which carried me into space while singing hallelujah. I have no idea. 20. See answer 16. 21. Enough... 22. See answer 16. 23. What? 24. Yeah I guess. 25. Nope. Nobody needs to eat. 26. Tacos. 27. Green beans. 28. Eh, it's okay. 29. Yeah, I cant live without water. 30. Not at all. Drinking is overrated. 31. Pepsi. 32. Tonic water. 33. I could take it or leave it. 34. I think so. Others may disagree, but I believe it is. 35. I'd say about 6 years ago. 36. Doesnt look like it to me. God, I'm falling asleep. Stop this black magic. 37.🙄 woah. 38. Hell yeah. 39. 12 hours ago maybe. 40. It's not for me. I can see why people like it, but it just doesnt fit me. 41. I dont think, so... 42. 4 years ago. 43. "I'm gonna stop thinking" 44. No. 45. Oh yeah. That one spot on your back that you cant reach? 46. Unless that scratch is itchy, no. I've never had a scratch I couldn't itch- wait what?! 46. 11 47. Depends on what I'm liking. 48. Yes. 49. Portal: Still Alive. Great game. 50. My xbox. 51. What? I... what was the question? 52. No, it sounds like someone squeezing a bag full of chicken bones. Eugh. 53. Maybe. 54. When? 55. Yes. 56. Down is fast. 57. I'm a conservative so right. 58. No, that's a red. 59. If it had the right environment, yes. 60. Depends on the subject. 61. Yeah. 62. Yes. 63. Yes. 64. Oh yeah. You see kids with smartphones at 5. Not saying that's bad, but you should teach them to pick up a book once in a while. 65. I reread this sentence. 66. "65. I reread this sentence" You arent looking at the clipboard while you're writing. You are just writing a bunch of garbage! 67. I ask myself that a lot too. 68. No, not really. 69. I dont think so. And if I did, that would be scary. Who would want a spooky skeleton inside of them? 70. No. 71. My funny bone. 72. My funny bone. 73. Yeah. 74. Yes. 75. A little bit. 76. On the floor, next to my bed. I'm falling asleep. Lol peepee and poopoo kinda woke me up. 77. 9/10's of it yes. 78. Yeah. 79. I'm not sure what that is. Tingles? If so, yes. 80. Ear eating. 81. Woah calling me out here. I guess because they're very relaxing, and I'm tired. 82. Its okay. 83. Classic rock. 84. Queen. 85. Twenty one pilots. 86. Pen all the way. 87. Sounds like someone trying to fit a small microphone into a tube. But not really. 89. Fire. 90. Yes. 91. Scarlett 92. No. 93. Yeah, duh! 94. Sure. 95. The egg. 96. Half empty. 97. Its alright. 98. Kinda. 99. Yeah, I want to sleep. 100. Sure. 101. No. 102. I dont know.

@alke5668

4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit too underated it took u like 2 hrs to write this

@scarlettgortemoller9050

4 жыл бұрын

Legend

@bewareme4282

4 жыл бұрын

How old are you?

@noahwiberg9145

4 жыл бұрын

Artichokehold NO freaking way it’s actually 1:04 AM for me as I was reading your comment

@noahwiberg9145

4 жыл бұрын

Artichokehold NO freaking way it’s actually 1:04 AM for me as I was reading your comment

"Do you have a brain?" Thats my line doctor.

@herozeroellas4ever269

4 жыл бұрын

Oreos

@alke5668

4 жыл бұрын

Ok άγιε Ραφαήλ

@user-sy3lh9fb9t

4 жыл бұрын

Πάρε το το μπούλο!

@andreasx09

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahah lol ti fasi gelousa ena tetarto molis ti eida afto

@wolfking6772

2 жыл бұрын

ΛΟΛ

Me: I am a mature adult. ER: take the time to go pee pee or poo poo Me: *giggles* you said pee pee

@mrpenumbra6180

3 жыл бұрын

Bro I did the same thing.

@TheRoseCurse

3 жыл бұрын

Same hehe

Truly a master at work, Thanks for being my go-to ASMR channel for all of these years.

@benjamimbaker6046

7 жыл бұрын

Mr. ASMR same here

@stephenmenzies2915

7 жыл бұрын

Benjamim Baker oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

***THE NEXT DAY*** Wife: Hey Paul, we have that dinner party at the Clark's tonight, have you got that suit I had pressed? Paul: Ya see hunnie, there's a funny story about what happened to it... Wife (mildy frustrated): Oh yea? Go on. Paul: Well I was bored and didn't have any ideas for KZread, so I cut it to pieces and stuck a load of thumb tacks in it.... Wife: Well at least you have a tie.... Paul: .... Wife: ....

@tchoupo786

7 жыл бұрын

Sam Clark Made my day

@Kennnnyy__

7 жыл бұрын

I do try xx

@LunarEdge7

7 жыл бұрын

Sam Clark I'd brutally hug him to unconciousness if I were his wife lmao.

@Kennnnyy__

7 жыл бұрын

Lilliumn mate it was part of the joke 😂 course he has ideas, think of the script and all

@solum_mirari5925

7 жыл бұрын

I laughed wayyyyy to hard at this

just fyi mastication is chewing

@biomerc8445

7 жыл бұрын

Thanks, I was getting worried lol

@faylakay4827

6 жыл бұрын

Dino Jesus ohh thx i was wondering what it meant

@DanielLightspeedMcNair

5 жыл бұрын

Yep

@desmondmoonbear4143

5 жыл бұрын

On what 😏

@bungscrung3337

4 жыл бұрын

"I beat it 3 times a day, fam!" "Masticate" " *oh* "

ER: What time is it Me: ITS TIME TO DU DU DU DU DU DUEL!

@jimothypaul1440

6 жыл бұрын

SlashinSwordsMan 101 I send respact

@fotclana2363

6 жыл бұрын

SlashinSwordsMan 101 BRO PLZ ANSWER this i see many chanells with the number 101 can you say me what that number means? plz answer

@gonkdroid3959

5 жыл бұрын

S A Y G O O D B Y E T O E X O D I A

@dare3634

5 жыл бұрын

Um it's 12:14

@KVNHDLUM

5 жыл бұрын

*ITS* *HIIIIIIIIIIGH* *NOOOOON*

"would you like me to ask you questions again?" yes. that would be amazing, please do!!

I'm bored so I'm gonna answer these here 1) Sure 2) 10:29 PM EST 3) December 19, 2020 4) Eh, not really 5) Depends on the context 6) Depends on the context in which the questions were asked 7) What kind of music do you like? 8) Can you tell us a little bit more about yourself? 9) One where I can segue into talking about my favorite things 10) One where I have to hide my crippling mental health 11) Few hours ago, probably 12) Can't remember, something about food, I think 13) "Something to eat" I think, or something like that 14) Ooh, yes actually. Kinda wish you did it on the left side as well. Might have to go get an ASMR haircut 15) My hi-tech PC gamer Razer sponsored battle station 16) Browsing tinder 17) Playing a mobile game 18) Watching youtube, I think 19) Possibly sleeping or playing on the nintendo Wii or playstation 2. I was 7 at the time 20) Yes, I am now actually 21) It depends, really. Usually 2 or 3 times a day 22) Like I said, I am now 23) Goldfish. The cheese crackers, not actual fish 24) Eh, it's okay 25) For now, yes, but I can see it falling out of fashion in the near future 26) Jeez, what a question. Probably home-made popcorn 27) I'm a really picky eater, so I don't think I have a particular least favorite 28) No, I do not 29) Yes 30) "Hydration is important" - JonTron 31) Cherry Coke 32) Apple cider vinegar. Don't ask, it was an accident 33) No 34) Depends on what your views on breathing and the sanctity of life are 35) Too soon 36) Well yes, but actually no 37) Yes, it's a shame I'm terrible at it 38) Yes, though that hasn't seemed to stop your typical college student, of which I am not. Just saying. 39) Like, 6am 40) Sometimes 41) Yes 42) Just now, I think. No, wait. Just then. 43) "I think I thought just now" I think 44) Yes 45) Hasn't everyone? 46) No, I'm unable to make my scratches itch 47) 0... Why are you blinking so much? 48) Eh, I'm kinda indifferent about it 49) Depends on what people like 50) That last sound question you did, probably 51) I don't even know where to begin when answering this one, so my guitar, I guess 52) Don't wanna talk about it 53) Not really 54) Ask again later 55) Always why not 56) I think so, but I could be wrong 57) Up 58) Neither, I'm too indecisive to answer that one 59) I don't think so, but I'm not a botanist or a farmer 60) I'd try it 61) Depends on the person and what they're talking about 62) Depends on the circumstances, but usually I do 63) Yes 64) Depends on what I'm reading 65) Depends on what people are reading

@mr.sleepy682

Жыл бұрын

I aint reading alllll that

@chasemeadows6176

Жыл бұрын

@@mr.sleepy682 well it wasn't for you, so you don't have to

@_Mrrock

Жыл бұрын

Oh hell

I feel like I'm watching Dora. Having to wait 5 years for him to acknowledge my reply 😂

What is your name What is your quest What is the air speed of a swallow African or European

@anna-gj1jb

5 жыл бұрын

*claps coconuts together* “you silly kkkkkkkknigt!”

@Sacara13

5 жыл бұрын

This made me exhale forcefully

@amazingstarfish1230

5 жыл бұрын

We are the knights who say nee and we would like a shrubbery.

@fbihorse

5 жыл бұрын

European

@dreemychara3526

5 жыл бұрын

This comment made me commit nose exhale

Easily one of my favourite videos of yours! The simplicity of the questions and the presentation is incredibly relaxing. Make this a recurring role!

@nyhyl

7 жыл бұрын

Chris Tarricone You're absolutely right!

My Answers: 1. Q:Would you like something to drink? A: Nah, I'm good 2. Q: What time is it? A: 19:45pm 3. Q: What is todays date? A: 19/4/17 4. Q: Do you like this sound? A: It's alright I guess. 5. Q: Do you like being asked questions? A: Yeah, it's quite fun actually. 6. Q: Do you like answering questions that you are being asked? A: Again, Yeah pretty fun. 7. Q: What is my favourite question? A: The next question. 8. Q: What is your least favourite question? A: The previous question. 9. Q: What is your favourite answer? A: 27.5 10. Q: What is your least favourite answer? A: 10 11. Q: When was the last time someone other than myself asked you a question? A: Around 5:10pm today 12. Q: What was their question? A: Do you know where my wallet is? 13. Q: What was your answer to their question? A: I have no idea, I think it's in the kitchen on the microwave. 14. Q: Do you like this sound? A: Yeah, it's pretty nice. 15. Q: How are you currently, watching or listening to this currently? A: PC 16. Q: What were you doing prior to watching this video? A: Browsing 9GAG 17. Q: What were you doing before that? A: I took a piss. 18. Q: What were you doing before that? A: Making myself a coffee. 19. Q: What were you doing at approximately 7:24pm August 15th 2010? A: I couldn't tell you even if I wanted to, Who the hell knows what I was doing 20. Q: Do you masticate? A: I do. 21. Q: How many times of average do you masticate? A: On a regular bases about 3 - 4 times a day. 22. Q: When is the last time you masticated? A: At about 6pm roughly 23. Q. What did you masticate? A. I masticated a chilli. 24. Q: Do you like food? A: Yeah 25. Q: Do you think food is still important in this day of age? A: Ofcourse. 26. Q: What is your favourite thing to eat? A: Prob spaghetti. 27. Q: What is your least favourite thing to eat? A: Beatroot, Fuck that shit. 28. Q: Do you like this sound? A: Yeah, it's alright. Subpar I would say. 29. Q: Do you like drinking? A: I do like drinking. 30. Q: Do you think drinking is still important in this day of age? A: Ofcourse, like food is important 31. Q: What is your favourite drink to drink? A: Tea with milk no sugar... Duh I'm british. 32. Q: What is your least favourite drink to drink? A: I would say Beatroot juice. 33. Q: Do you like breathing? A: It's alright. 34. Q: Do you think drinking is important in this day of age? A: Very important 35. Q: When was the last time you breathed? A: Just now and again and again and again.... 36. Q: Is there anything written on this index card? A: There is the word "Nothing" written on the index card. 37. Q: Do you like sleeping? A: Very much so. 38. Q: Do you think sleeping is still important in this day of age? A: Sure it is. 39. Q: When was the last time you slept? A: 4am this morning 40. Q: Do you like thinking? A: Yeah most of the time. Although, we think passively aswell. 41. Q: Do you think thinking is still important in this day of age? A: Yes, but some people still don't know how. 42. Q: When was the last time you thought? A: Just now thinking of this answer. 43. Q: What was that thought that you thought? A: I thought the thought of writing down my thought. 44. Q: Do you like this sound? A: Yeah, it gave me tingles so I suppose I do. 45. Q: Did you even have an itch that you couldn't scratch? A: Yeah sometimes when it's in a weird place. 46. Q: Did you even have an scratch that you couldn't itch? A: Not really. 47. Q: How many fingers am I holding up. A: None 48. Q: Do you like liking? A: Sure I guess. 49. Q: Do you think liking is still important in this day of age? A: Sure 50. Q: What was the last thing you liked? A: Drinking my coffee 51. Q: What is your favourite thing that you like? A: Music 52. Q: What is your least favourite thing that you like? A: I don't even know. 53. Q: Do you like this sound? A: Yeah it's ok... But nothing amazing. 54. Q: Yes or no? A: Sure 55. Q: Why or why not? A: Why not that's why... 56. Q: Have you ever been wrong? A: Yep 57. Q: Up or down? A: Down 58. Q: Left or Right? A: Right 59. Q: Is this an orange? A: Nope that is an apple, I don't know how you could get that confused but ok. 60. Q: Would you like to live on another planet? A: Nope, It would be boring and I would die. 61. Q: Do you like listening to people talk? A: Depends who's talking. 62. Q: Do you like to talk to people who listen? A: Again depends. 63. Q: Did you ever buy something with your own money? A: Yeah. 64. Q: Do you like to read? A: I read but not books 65. Q: Do I think reading is important in this day of age? A: Yep 66. Q: When was the last time you read something? A: Just now while proof reading what I just wrote. 67. Q: What was the name of the last thing that you read? A: A questionnaire 68. Q: Do you have a brain? A: Others would disagree but yes I do. 69. (LOL) Q: Do you think having a brain is important in this day of age? A: Kinda essential. 70. Q: Do you have bones? A: I do. 71. Q: Do you think having bones is still important in this day of age? A: Ofcourse 72. Q: What is your favourite bone in your body? A: Phalange bones 73. Q: What is your least favourite bone? A: Tail bone because it's uselesss 74. Q: Do you like this sound? A: Yeah I like it. 75. Q: Do you have skin? A: Yeah I do. 76. Q: Do you think having skin is still important in this day of age? A: Yep 77. Q: Where are your shoes at right at this moment? A: On my feet. 78. Q: Do you have a heart? A: Yep, still beating. 79. Q: Do you think having a heart is still important in this day of age? A: Essental bit of kit 80. Q: Do you experience ASMR? A: Hell yeah :D 81. Q: If you do experience ASMR, what is your favourite trigger? A: Harsh strong brushing sounds. 82. Q: If you do not experience ASMR, Why do you watch the videos? A: N/A 83. Q: Do you like this sound? A: It's alright, Bit irritating. 84. Q: What is your favourite genre? A: Metal \m/ 85. Q: What is your favourite band? A: I have three. System of a Down, Disturbed and Lamb of God. 86. Q: What is your least favourite band? A: Most shit in the charts right now. 87. Q: Pencil or Pen? A: Pencil 88. Q: Do you like this sound? A: Yeah, it triggered me so pretty good. 89. Q: Air, fire, earth or water? A: Fire 90. Q: Have you ever coloured with crayons A: Once or twice. 91. Q: What is your favourite crayon colour? A: Blue 92. Q: Have you ever been stung by a bee? A: Once 93. Q: Can you swim across the atlantic ocean? A: Nope 94. Q: Do you wish you could fly? A: HELL FUCKING YES 95. Q: What came first the chicken on the egg? A: Eggchicken 96. Q: Is the glass half full or half empty? A: Half full 97. Q: Do you like this sound? A: Yeah, another one of my favourite triggers. 98. Q: Do you like this sound? A: Yeah, I love this sound actually. 99. Q: Do you think I asked you enough questions? A: Plently. 100. Q: Would you like me to ask you more questions in the future? A: Yeah 101. Q: Do all questions have answers? A: Yes, but some don't have a straight forward answer. 102. Q: How many questions have you asked including this one? A: 102 questions, BITCH!

@user-iy9se2ys1c

7 жыл бұрын

Amaze ツ This comment needs more likes XD

@xskerrittx1

7 жыл бұрын

you are 1 hour behind me. GMT-1?

@samanthar.s.2383

7 жыл бұрын

Amaze ツ This is amazing.

@aleksijevujovic7262

7 жыл бұрын

Amaze ツ When was the last time you though? haahha lmao

@max121262

7 жыл бұрын

When I first read the first 5 answers I was like "pls tell me no" but after clicking on more I was like "nooooooo"

holy cow 2017 was 4 yrs ago, why is this so mind blowing for me

@cadenmerritt6785

2 жыл бұрын

I know, right?

His Mic can probably record the sound of protons moving around

@pabloespinosa9143

4 жыл бұрын

Thats literally what is doing

@BigT.Larrity

4 жыл бұрын

maybe his speedometer can measure how fast his car is going too

@pabloespinosa9143

4 жыл бұрын

@@BigT.Larrity lmao

@KyleCraneLol

3 жыл бұрын

Protons don't move around They are electrons cuz e- is really light (0.00000009 mg's) and p+ is alot heavier than e

@user-dw6uk9kz9q

3 жыл бұрын

@@KyleCraneLol Omg bruh just stop

I'm really curious to know what ER is actually writing on that paper. Wish he could take a picture of it and upload it :p

@benperiod

7 жыл бұрын

agreed :o

@benjamimbaker6046

7 жыл бұрын

R0ckst4r0ck3r ikr

@taylorjudge4506

7 жыл бұрын

nice meme i feel like he's drawing something

@Sasqe

7 жыл бұрын

nice meme probably stuff like "i love asmr" and "asmr is awesome"

@tb9819

7 жыл бұрын

The pen probably isn't even extended.

Okay, time to answer the questions, this is gonna take a while. 1) I already have something 2) 2:16 pm 3) April 19, 1953 4) Yes 5) Yes 6) Yes 7) Why? 8) What happened to the Ukrainians? 9) The glorious Soviet Union 10) because. 11) March 5, 1953 12) "Are you okay comrade Stalin?" 13) *silence* 14) Yes 15) An iPad Mini thats a counle years old 16) Sending kulaks to gulags 17) Preparing the nukes for launch 18) Smoking my pipe 19) Silly questioner, that date is over 50 years away 20) Yes 21) A couple hundred 22) A couple minutes ago 23) The snack you told me to get 24) Yes 25) Not for Ukrainians :^) 26) боршт 27) American cheeseburger 28) Yes 29) Yes 30) Yes 40) Vodka 41) American Cola 42) Yes 43) Yes 44) Right now 45) Yes Time for the second set of questions! 46) Yes 47) Yes 48) Last Night 49) Yes 50) Not for my citizens 51) Right now 52) I thought about the last time I thought 53) Yes 54) Yes 55)Yes 56) I can't see because the comment box is blocking the lower half of the video 57) No 58) No, liking leads to greed which ruins society 59) I liked my pet bunny 60) Nothing 61) Everything 62) Yes 63) No 64) Why not? 65) No 66) Down 67) Left... very far left 68) No 69) No 70) On occasion 71) Yes, but everyone listens when I talk 72) No 73) Yes 74) Only reading of ministry approved books 75) Yesday 76) "Imperialism - The highest Form of Capitalism" by Vladimir I. Lenin 77) Yes 78) Only if I can control the brain through propaganda 79) Yes 80) Not for people in my gulags :^) 81) My... humorous 82) My tail bone 83) Yes 84) Yes 85) Yes 86) On my feet Third and final set of questions! Almost there 87) Thats debatable 88) Also debatable 89) On occasion 90) The trigger of an AK-47 91) It's relaxing 92) Yes 93) Classical 94) The Red Army choir 95) Uhh all hip-hop 96) Pencil 97) Yes 98) Fire 99) No 100) Dark Red 101) Yes 102) In a nuclear submarine 103) Not really 104) The glorious motherland which made both the chicken and egg 105) Half empty 106) Not really, but there are worse sounds 107) Yes 108) No 109) Sure 110) No 111) If I didn't accidentally skip some numbers, then 111 Thank you for giving me the survey and I hope I helped

@DaniTheDeer

7 жыл бұрын

Yes I accidentally skipped over 31-39, so 102 questions

@xx360gamingcomediansxx2

6 жыл бұрын

Joseph Stalin I followed along with this the whole vid

@blutribecast1773

6 жыл бұрын

Joseph Stalin Oh I see why you don't like the American and Ukrainian things

@alpha597

6 жыл бұрын

Hello commrad

@ashpineda7035

6 жыл бұрын

Joseph Stalin damnnnn 111 questions from the questionnaires shittt.

102 Questions With Ephemeral Rift | Vogue

ER: What is your fav question? Me: THE mUFFIN MAN! ER: The muffin man!? Me: THE MUFFIN MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@MK-hg2nx

4 жыл бұрын

THEE MUUFFFIIINNN MAAAAN!!!!!!!

@spitgorge2021

3 жыл бұрын

THE MUUFFIIINNNN MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN

@Liffey_Brown

3 жыл бұрын

who lives at drurey lane

@REDACTED04

3 жыл бұрын

THEEEEEEEEEEEEE MMMMMUUUUUFFFFFIIIIIN MMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

1:45 I got rly scared...

@nuttygeezer830

7 жыл бұрын

2 minutes into ear to ear asmr and chill and he gives you this look

@rubberduckyfilms4546

7 жыл бұрын

Rodrigo Pita thought somtin was about to either come out or go down

@codelyokoaddict72

7 жыл бұрын

That face could be made into a hot, steaming meme

@hal013

7 жыл бұрын

I checked the time stamp after you said that.. When I saw him do that I wasn't even scared.. I actually laughed so hard water came out of my nose

@burakami3308

7 жыл бұрын

20:50 and i got rly scared in this part xD

For real though, that hairstyle is awesome.

@roseopheliashepherd8379

4 жыл бұрын

I clicked on the vid just to appreciate the hair style

@spitgorge2021

3 жыл бұрын

its not bad but it does look like hes about to talk to you about his avantgarde no wave/free jazz record collection

@MikeLitorusItches

3 жыл бұрын

Nah it looks like he wants to speak to the manager but it looks nice on him ngl

Kid-"Mom what's Dad doing this time?" Mother-"I'm honestly lost this time around sweetie"

Cop: how high are you Me: did you ever have a scratch that you couldn't itch

@LarrySmades

5 жыл бұрын

What about an itch you couldn't scratch

@Cap626

4 жыл бұрын

No officer you got it wrong its "Hi how are you"

"Have you ever had a scratch that you couldn't itch" *my life is a lie*

1:43 to 1:49 say no more

@Handhandme

7 жыл бұрын

Ross Quinn i lost it

@tankaddict9147

7 жыл бұрын

Ross Quinn That look speaks to me on a spiritual level

@MrStapleLeaf

7 жыл бұрын

Also at 33:49

@youngnyuan7068

6 жыл бұрын

Thanks for reminding. Yeah, pretty useful!

@Rhovanion85

6 жыл бұрын

no more

ER: what time is it? Me: 11:30 ER: **continues to write the Declaration of Independence**

1:45 *Rift.exe has stopped working*

@instantmitch9890

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@andreasx09

3 жыл бұрын

oOf

Thank you ER. I work for a bank and was robbed at gunpoint yesterday and you really helped me to calm down.

@yelling3874

7 жыл бұрын

DangerCrow hope you're okay and things go better for you!!

@surfnsunshinekat

7 жыл бұрын

DangerCrow wow...hope you are doing better soon.

@jessicalandwehr1850

7 жыл бұрын

oh my gosh!! I'm so sorry dear please take care of yourself mentally and physically. that's really scary and I hope you recover from the experience.💜

@a.m.5581

7 жыл бұрын

hey no need for insults here its asmr ffs ya know to help you relax

@jacobleonard6082

7 жыл бұрын

DangerCrow really how'd it go down

I got the most tingles when he would write then pause to look up at me for a few seconds and then continue to write again. Those little glances spoke volumes and the tingles I had were incredible. Those were the best parts of the video for me.

Uncle E, with the loss of a dear friend's life, multiple other struggles, and general pain.. This made me smile. I am barely four minutes in, and have smiled more than I have this entire week. Thank ya~

@uwotm8153

7 жыл бұрын

RIP my nigga.

@spitgorge2021

3 жыл бұрын

hope things have been going ok for you since then, comrade

@cookiemumncher5808

3 жыл бұрын

@@spitgorge2021 Wow, what a startling reply. Sigh- a few more losses, but even through that and 2020, things are moving forward. Thank you, Time to watch another of your 'oldies'

1) Yes. 2) 9:30 PM. 3) March 6th, 2018. 4) Very much. 5) In certain situations like now. 6) Yes. 7) How are you? 8) Are you sure? 9) Yes. 10) No. 11) Today. 12) Are you going to eat? 13) Yeah, the pizza. 14) Yes, it is very tingly. 15) iPhone 7. 16) I was talking to my sister. 17) In a car; driving to a house. 18) I was on my iPad and watching and youngest sibling. 19) Probably playing with my sibling or sleeping. 20) Yes? 21) 5. 22) 20 minutes ago. 23) A pizza. 24) Yes. 25) Yes. 26) Either chicken or pasta. 27) Tomatoes. 28) Yes. 29) Yes, especially tea. 30) Yes, why? 31) Sweet Tea or Pepsi. 32) Those veggie drinks (forgot) that taste disgusting. 33) Yes I like breathing. 34) Yes. Alrighty, I’m going to stop.

@SlyFox_04

4 жыл бұрын

I'm here 2 years in the future to tell you.................... Finish this

@lesbiasian

3 жыл бұрын

@Samuel Da Best I can't believe it's been 2 years, I might do it if I have time

The thumbnail gave me the impression this was a Vault-Tec roleplay of sorts. Speaking of that, maybe a Vault-Tec Representative roleplay is in line for a future video?

@Vitapig

7 жыл бұрын

That would be pretty neat, to be honest.

@UnDragonized

7 жыл бұрын

Michael Morgan OMG YES HE COULD ASK QUESTIONS FOR THE VAULT THINGY

@holup7025

6 жыл бұрын

ImDragonized the G.O.A.T

@beebab1115

6 жыл бұрын

*walks in tapping on clipboard* *softly tips cap, leans in next to the microphone and yells* VAULT TECH CALLING

- " Do you like breathing ? " - " Hell No ! " 😂😂😂😂😂

@jehtog7308

7 жыл бұрын

Arya Tsk HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

@prumset6059

4 жыл бұрын

Currently At 68 likes,ill go ahead and do what we all wanted to do

Uncle E literally puts me to sleep every night. I am so thankful he makes videos

Whenever ER starts a video by entering the room I always laugh at the idea that he has to hit record on the camera, leave the room and then come back in again

I love how every video of his starts with "Hello" and a compliment or good wish towards me.

Er: do u like this sound *sound* Me:Yes *Er writes a full sentence* Me: .-. Er: ._.

"Which came first: the chicken or the egg?" THE CHEGG

@kiodboi672

3 жыл бұрын

Egg

Something about your delivery in this one is absolutely perfect for tingles, and I keep coming back and rewatching it. Great job!

Muhaha finally got to a video early, and all it took was staying up until 4am 😴 best sleep ever.

@MrEvil-rr8sg

7 жыл бұрын

Sounds great, mate, so great.

@tommymarett6431

7 жыл бұрын

Stewie Griffin shut up

@stewiegriffin5139

7 жыл бұрын

Tommy Marett Smd

@purukumi4957

7 жыл бұрын

Stewie Griffin YOU TELL HIM, ALSO I AM BETTER THAN YOU SO YEAH SMD IF I HAD ONE

@alligatorsupremacist6348

6 жыл бұрын

Did the fat man let you?

"What is your favorite band?" .....Slipknot

@Noidedmaxiwitanuz

4 жыл бұрын

Im not like one guy i like 2 mil people

Watched the whole video before bed and was honestly the most relaxing ever! I love being asked questions in asmr, and would love to see a part 2 :3

"Do you think I asked you enough questions?" No pls more

Fill in the blank: "Do you think _______ is still important in this day in age?"

@agogers9202

4 жыл бұрын

Do you think phones is still important in this day in age?

@hanni0935

3 жыл бұрын

the male species

@spitgorge2021

3 жыл бұрын

centrism

@midnight_7349

3 жыл бұрын

Hasna Arif dam

@midnight_7349

3 жыл бұрын

feminism

At night when I poke around my ASMR feed, I always save you for last because I know you will be the one who actually makes me fall asleep. Ty for existing, Uncle E

The potential for asmr in this video is second to none. Possibly the best asmr video I've ever seen. I believe This is due to the length, the presence of quality sounds( mostly soft whispering + pen on paper sounds) and the placement/arrangement of random varieties of sounds. The comedic elements are appreciated too. I also enjoy ephemeral rifts masterlock cracking video and his other questionnaire videos. All very effective

Amazing to see how far you have come uncle E. been rocking with you since 2011, around when you first started out. Keep doing amazing things brother.

This was fun. Honestly I love this. Also "What was their question?" Me: "What is vaping?" *continuous questions about vaping*

haha those subtle little details like going cross eyed when we pause.

this is so good... nice and light to play in the background without overwhelming you or annoying you with repetitive sounds.

This was my first Rift video, it helped me fall asleep every night, I’m thankful for it

With that hair, you should do a Zerg from Fifth Element Role-play.

@subliminalsquirrel9721

7 жыл бұрын

aPpl pie I knew it reminded me of someone couldn't think who, thanks haha

@scientomagician7242

7 жыл бұрын

aPpl pie zOrg, scrub (im only joking ;)

@PirateStory

7 жыл бұрын

aPpl pie or Dr Strange too :)

@ASMRisDOPE

7 жыл бұрын

*Zorg Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg

@jaydenharrison4121

7 жыл бұрын

asmrisdope fggf

-no, i'm good, thank you. -it's about 3pm. -april 19th. -yeah, it's alright. -sure, yeah. -usually. -"what if?" -"why?" -"eventually." -"no." -uhh, sometime yesterday afternoon. -"would you rather have a big tiddy anime girl or a plate of curly fries that regenerates every 2 hours?" -"i'd have to go with the big tiddy anime girl. don't get me wrong, its a close call. but i feel like a PLATE of curly fries isnt enough. and its not portable. if it were a bag of curly fries, i'd go for that." -yeah, i do. cant tell if its scissors or a typewriter. either way, good stuff. -on my laptop. -making breakfast. -waking up. -sleeping. -uhhhhh...wow, thats a real long time ago. i honestly have no idea. probably playing video games. just put, "playing video games". -well, yeah. not like i can just swallow food whole. -uhh, 3-5 times. ish. i guess. -i actually just was like a moment ago. eating breakfast. -hotdogs in mashed potatoes... -yeah, it's great. -i mean, we need to eat to live, so yeah. but even culturally speaking, of course. taste is a wonderful experience and theres plenty of flavors in the world. as easy as "protein pills" would be, no longer eating would be devastating to moral across our entire race. we need enough entertainment to drown out the world around us as it is, not having the joy of taste would be awful. -cheeseburgers and fries. -my words. -yeah, thats my favorite so far. -yeah, sure. its not as enjoyable as food, but a good drink hits the spot when its needed. -repeat my answer for food...just to a slightly lessened degree. -hmm...root beer...or dr. pepper. -urine. -only when i can. having to breath kinda just means bad things happen when i cant. -i'm sorry, maybe im mishearing you. did you say breeding? did i get the questions wrong? -literally right now. actually literally happening right now. true story. -yes.

@kyrridas1573

7 жыл бұрын

page 2 -i dream a lot, so yeah. its a great escape. -yeah. the brain needs downtime to collate everything it processes through the day. -uhh, up until an hour or two ago. -totally. -for most of us, yeah. -right now. just now. because of the question. -it was the answer. also, the wording...also, i considered saying something else instead. then i thought it'd be faster to just type what i originally thought. -yeah. not as good as #3...better than #2 and #1 -literally speaking? not really. cant reach it, scratch yourself with something else. -i....what? -uhhhh...eleven. -nah, its rubbish. -probably more important than in the past. the internet is doing its damnedest to spread disliking. -this youtube video. -hmmm...video games. or my cat. -hmm, good question. i guess i'd have to say...some of my friends. -yeah. that's the new best. -no. -yes, i do. -why not. -yes, i do. -never. -down. -right. -no, i dont think so. -yeah, that'd be rad. -sometimes. not usually. -sometimes. not usually. -haha, of course. all the time. -yeah, i love it. dont read as much as i did when i was young, but i still make time. -absolutely. until/unless we can communicate telepathically, the written word is important. i'd argue it would still be, even then. -im reading this as i type it. -oh, wait, like a book? because this comment doesnt have a title. should it have a title? -i hope so. -...yeah. yeah, it is. -sure seems like it. -yeeeeah. -uhhh...sternum? -hmm...my toe bones. -yeah. its fine. i'd rank it somewhere in the middle of the ones we've had so far. -yes, i do. -how did i know you were gonna ask that? yes, i do. -next to the front door.

@kyrridas1573

7 жыл бұрын

page 3 -yes. -yes. ya know what?..................no. -kiiiind of. not the full on tingles or whatever, but its certainly relaxing. -crinkling. whispering. inaudible speaking. -i mean, even if i technically dont then, like i said, its still relaxing. -yeah. i cant remember, but isnt this basically the same as #4? or was it #5?...which number are we on? -classic rock. -oh, thats a toughy. i dont really have favorite bands. i just listen to individual songs that i like. -uhhhh...i dunno. anything that was formed in the last 10 years. -pen. -mmmm...not really. probably the lowest scoring sound so far. -air. -of course. -violet. -yeah, a couple times in my life. -i cannot. -absolutely. -chicken. -half-empty. -ehh, i could take it or leave it. i'd say its like the second lowest ranking. -no, not really. the wood scratching kinda just sounds like bad audio. -we've had quite a few. sure, i guess. i could keep going. -yeah, i'd be down. -yes. even if the answer is that its unknowable. -uhh...crap...uhhh, hold on. i....yeah, i dunno. i mean, i could count...but i'm just gonna say "i dont know". you dont need anything else from me? okay, great. do i just...collect my payment from the lady at reception? excellent. okay, well...see you again sometime!

@AleutianSailor

7 жыл бұрын

Kyrr-naion God dammit. I was gonna do this but someone beat me to it.

@idfkisaac

7 жыл бұрын

That deserves a round of applause (CLAP x5)

@danielmack2333

7 жыл бұрын

Kyrr-naion Do you need help?

Favorite question: "Have you lost weight?" Least favorite: "Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?"

@keiko3520

6 жыл бұрын

Zach Fontenot LMAO

@ognjenivanovic7871

5 жыл бұрын

*nock nock*

@imogen4716

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@rat6848

4 жыл бұрын

Do you have a spare moment for jesus christ?

@acidic_soda

4 жыл бұрын

*sweats in jehovah*

"Do you think sleeping is still important in this day and age ?" Sleep ? The hell is that ?

are those tampons on your jacket

@tidypeaches

7 жыл бұрын

Lydia haha that's what I was wondering..cut up tampons with faces..

@Me96241

7 жыл бұрын

it's packing peanuts

@tidypeaches

7 жыл бұрын

FCG_Rocket oh! makes sense

@kieronator588

7 жыл бұрын

Lydia You're beautiful.

@ludicrosite

7 жыл бұрын

Straight E you're desperate

"What were you doing at approximately 7:20 PM, on the night of August 15, 2010" The funny thing is I sort of have an idea.

Hey I just want to say thank you for all of your videos and stuff, it really helps me fall asleep. I’ve grown up with PTSD anxiety and depression since I was 11-12 years old, and that’s when I discovered ASMR and a year or two later found your channel and it’s helped me so much to have a decent night sleep and not have a panic attack or a anxiety attack when I lay down in bed, thank you

I thought I might not be able to sleep with how actively I was participating in answering the questions. But you did so many I ended up drifting off!!! Thank you so much for all of the effort you put into these videos; always long to be good for sleeping! Also loved going cross-eyed for the pause.. haha

Alright you look like a mixture of shaun from fallout 4 and a childs coloring book

@michaelshade1702

7 жыл бұрын

right?!

@deffdefying4803

5 жыл бұрын

SHAUN!

ER: what is your favorite thing to eat Me: food

•My answers to the questions: 1)No i'm okay thanks 2)16:12 in the evening 3)7/6/2023 4)It's okay i guess 5)Yes sometimes 6)Same as the 5th answer 7)I don't have one 8)Same as the 7th answer 9)Same as the 7th answer 10)Same as the 7th answer 11)I don't remember 12)Same as the 11th answer 13)Same as the 11th answer 14)Not that much 15)I'm watching on my phone 16)I was laying on the couch 17)I was eating lunch 18)I don't remember 19)How am I supposed to remember that bro?💀 20)What do you mean? 21) I don't know what MASTICATE is 22)Same as the 21st answer 23)Same as the 21st answer 24)Yes 25)Yes, because there's no life without it 26)Spaghetti 27)There are a lot 28)Yes 29)Of course I do 30)Yes because you can't live without water or any drink, you need to be hydrated 31) Water mostly 32)Any type of alcohol 33)Uh yes? How am I supposed to live? 34) If you don't breath, you can't be alive so 35)A second ago Visual test 1)Yes •Next questions 36)Yes!! 37)We all people need sleep 38)This night 39)Yes 40)Thinking helps you with your life so yeah 41)Maybe an hour ago 42) It was about what to put on my suitcase for my holiday trip 43)Yes 44)A lot of times 45)Same as the 44th answer 46)I don't see any fingers up 47)Yes obviously 48)Yes, it makes you kind hearted mostly 49)My lunch 50)My boyfriend 51)What kind of question is that?💀 52)Yes 53)It gave me tingles 54)Yes many times 55)Up 56)Right Visual test 1) No •Next questions 57) I don't know 58)Yes 59)Yes 60)A lot of times 61)No 62)I don't know honestly 63) 3 weeks ago 64)It was a school book about science 65) I do (don't) 66) It is because it makes you think and get smart choices 67) What kind of question is that bro? Ofc i do💀 68) Yeah, because they help us walk, run and move generally 69) I don't have one 70)Same as the 69th answer 71)Yes 72)Of course I do 73) Yes because it protects your inner body from bacteria and viruses 74)On the balcony 75)A what now? Yeah of cource 76) yeah because it produces blood 77) No 78) I really don't have one 79)Because they help me relax and sleep 80)Not really 81)Kpop, pop and hiphop 82) BTS 83)Enhypen, they are my 3rd favourite singers but i love them! 84) Both 85)Yes 86)All the 4 87)Many times 88)Blue 89)No and i hope I won't get in the future 90) No 91) It would be cool 92)Seriously? What am i, Einstein? 93) I don't know 94)No 95)Yes 96)YES 97)NO 98)It depends 99) If i'm not wrong, you asked me 99 questions

You are the best at ASMR!!! Thank you for helping me sleep without having nightmares

I always turn off my AdBlock when I watch ER's videos

@devinpohl5532

7 жыл бұрын

I wish there was native adblock integration to turn it off on specific youtube channels.

@CallumLees

7 жыл бұрын

Response to Devin Pohl: I think you can with Adblock. Although I prefer Ublock Origin. help.getadblock.com/support/solutions/articles/6000067131-how-do-i-whitelist-a-specific-youtube-channel-

@skullcrushers1000

7 жыл бұрын

I just have it turned off on all KZread.

@hugmuun

6 жыл бұрын

It's called maymay

@derpface3835

6 жыл бұрын

Why turn it off?

Man, I'm feeling weird emotionally, and it's 3am, and I'm staring at my screen sorta just feeling off, and then "peepee and poopoo" made me laugh because it came out of nowhere. Thanks for being silly ER.

@EphemeralRift

8 ай бұрын

Peepee poopoo, my friend. Peepee poopoo.

You are the best You Tuber, ASMRtist and Doctor ASMR!!! Congratulations for 1 Million Subs!!! I love you so much:)

My favorite type of Asmr. Where they ask me questions and write it down. Thank you for making this!! Slept in less than 7 minutes.

"Do you Masticate?" all the time "on average how many times a day do you masticate" 20-30 depending on how much doritos I have "when was the last time you masticated?" I'm doing it now (slowly pulls out dorito bag) "crunch" "crunch" "snap" D:

@faultyold3600

7 жыл бұрын

also at 23:33 I think he is getting ready to Masticate some doritos! :D

Yay, I've wanted an ASMR video like this for so long!

You're honestly so unbelievably creative and talented

I would love more questionnaires, to be honest! They give me the best ASMR and it's really hard to find good ones! This one was amazing!

9:23 this is literally the day before my grandfather died. I remember perfectly, I was playing with my friend on my holiday village waiting to have dinner in the village festivity. As they had snails to eat (European) I blamed them for my grandfather's death :)

This video made me question my sanity. He was open to some questions at least, and it turns out he likes to masticate on a regular basis as well.

Thank you for putting so much time and effort into your videos they are amazing, keep it up!

Thank you, sir, not only for consistently making these unique, creative ASMR videos, but for existing. Im not sure if there would be anyone else that would do this but you. Thanks uncle E

Definitely one of my favorite ER videos. Dig the hair and I did the quirkiness! Great moves, keep it up, proud of you. Papa bless. (:

"What is your last favorite question" i hate it when they ask where i hid the bodies

Your work never ceases to amaze me. Keep it up!!

Please make this a series. Questionnaires are my favorite. I HAVE SO MANY ANSWERS TO GIVE!! =D

1:47 me when the teacher is talking about something really boring

i guess you could say he’s wearing a.. *QUIESTIONABLE* suit? i’m so sorry i’m in that weird 3:00AM stage right now and i just need sleep i’m just gonna go

The tingles and dry humor on this are Excellent

Always stellar work. Keep it going, my friend.

ER: what is your least favorite bone Me: the bone in my big toe because I keep stubbing it

Oh my I’ve just realized that ER is left-handed.

I sincerely need mire questionare videos, I don't know why but the questions are always my favorite parts of ASMR vids.

ILY thank you for making my nights so peacefully...