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@australianews

3 жыл бұрын

20 years living in Geelong Trucks have gone from carrying electric pole size trees to be shredded at the docks , to trees the size of Gladys's neck that i could easily put two hands around .

@Incarsonated

3 жыл бұрын

Yo, besides buying a shirt who can we donate to to for this cause?

@JackReedHi

3 жыл бұрын

@@Incarsonated patereon

@outsider1719

3 жыл бұрын

What have you done to me daddy Jordie now I spend my days writing snide responses to the drivel put out from the young Nats party in New Zealand as they on the same level of mind numbing idiocy

@kromchozen3119

3 жыл бұрын

The project is yesterday’s news tomorrow with a touch of leftist virtue signaling and out of touch anecdotes

I’m so sick of the media talking to anyone but the scientists that actually understand the effect people have on wildlife

@rc0ll18

3 жыл бұрын

I just wish people would see scientists the same way they do politicians and journalists - some do good work, but some are partisan hacks who think that facts are something they can manipulate to suit their biases. You can't assume all scientists are credible, you do actually have to look into their backgrounds and interests to see if they're telling you the truth or not.

@superchroma

3 жыл бұрын

Nah mate they like to walk around. I've cut down trees for 30 years and that means I'm pretty much an expert at trees and tree related matters.

@fudgesticklebear

3 жыл бұрын

@@rc0ll18 You're more than welcome to name and shame these 'fake' scientists. Otherwise you're coming off as someone who has a vested interest in keeping the status quo of killing off endangered wildlife in the name of making a few bucks. We can't assume Liberal voters are well rounded individuals that are capable of basic human emotions let alone understand the far-reaching consequences of their pathological need to consume everything. Just saying.

@bowragak

3 жыл бұрын

Im so sick of the media in general...all payed shills

@wafflingmean4477

3 жыл бұрын

@@rc0ll18 Riiiight. It just so happens that 99% of climate scientists agree this is insanely destructive. And it must just be a coincidence that corporate media owned by right wing millionaires and billionaires never talks to them about any of this. Yes yes of course it must be the scientists that are the problem. Scientists have systems to confirm someone's authenticity and expertise in their field. It's really a testament to the Murdoch media that the majority of the country doesn't even seem to understand what a peer reviewed article is.

This guy when he gets caught streaking at footy games: "People get naked in showers. You gonna ban showers?" Actually, he probably _could_ use a shower.

@jafrost1328

3 жыл бұрын

Murders his children: but cancer kills more kids than me every year!

@joel8750

3 жыл бұрын

@@jafrost1328 That is grim.

@josephstalone6911

3 жыл бұрын

Ello comrade

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

3 жыл бұрын

@@josephstalone6911 you two should start up some sort of collective, maybe...

@danzigvssartre

3 жыл бұрын

Some people kill koalas...and yes, as a matter of fact I do think we should ban all people.

God, another reason to hate The Project, they don't like koalas.

@ThatBloodyHobo

3 жыл бұрын

Just when you thought you couldn't hate The Project anymore.

@blank.9301

3 жыл бұрын

Please use Icare toilet paper. :)

@matthalpin1981

3 жыл бұрын

@@blank.9301 Never heard of Icare. Will look it up. I can't help but think a marketing opportunity was missed there, like "I give a shit" toilet paper.

@blakeljegan

3 жыл бұрын

@@matthalpin1981 there actually is a toilet paper company called "who gives a crap?!"

@aidank8638

3 жыл бұрын

Not defending the project here, but the project definitely showed some actual conservationists in their segment including someone from the wwf. Check the twitter link.

The Project is Sky news for people without Foxtel

@jmorton201

3 жыл бұрын

Sky news is on free to air. It has a whole channel under the network 10 banner. The ship has sailed.

@liamhuxley9961

3 жыл бұрын

Really? Shit, I thought it was only on Foxtel.

@haydendutton6916

3 жыл бұрын

@@liamhuxley9961 No because they realised that Sky News wasn't being viewed enough on Foxtel and most of their Boomer viewerbase only exist on Free to Air and never, ever understand anything else but Free to Air. So let's make Sky News accessible so we can continue brainwashing them even more with the equivalent of the Alex Jones Show in America, for Australians. Because the media in this country doesn't do that enough already, no, they need Sky News to really let that sink in until there's no free-thinking left in their black and white brains.

@failsmax4855

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly Bro I'd say The Project is worse cause they still pretend to be woke or progressive

@liamhuxley9961

3 жыл бұрын

Fails Max True, the amount of woke Facebook videos from them I’ve seen to then see them back the LNP is mindblowing.

Petition to bulldoze those loggers houses and say "its ok you always move dont you? You dont just stay in the one place, there is no proof we are diminishing your life by making you homeless."

@superchroma

3 жыл бұрын

"We know that people tend to enjoy younger houses over old dying ones anyway!"

@GreenTimeEagle

3 жыл бұрын

Or worse. By crushing you as you have dinner

@callumpoole5021

3 жыл бұрын

Cringe

@CalamityM

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, do it to the logging company CEOs. Those loggers are just meat-shields those evil companies use to say "look! You're hurting AussieWorkers(TM) by stopping us from clearing koala habitats! Won't you spare a thought for the AussieBattlers(TM)?!" Burn the rich bastards mansions to the ground and then plant a forest over them for the koalas.

@brendanlooker1004

3 жыл бұрын

SardonicSpirals You have a point, i have no problem with loggers in designated plantations but eucalyptus loggers and their employers are straight up vandals.

I am not even Australian, but this segment from the Project got me so heated.

@CoreyBrunskill

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you bro. I mean it sucks your angry, but fuck people need to be. Shit is fucked, Koalas are one of our most iconic animals, they're ancient. And like, these media outlets and politicians don't give a fuck. It's actually heartbreaking to think they could be gone. But that's why we need people from around the world to be mad with us! Share this vid to your mates man, spread the word. Sucks being the barer of bad news but yaknow how it is sometimes!

@declan7164

3 жыл бұрын

Where do you live

@alexmottley8890

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine how we feel having this tripe fed to us on a daily basis and then watching the masses swallow it.

@bengibbs6933

3 жыл бұрын

Hard, as a kiwi this gets me absolutely heated too!

@petermcgill1315

3 жыл бұрын

This report is right down with Helliar using the fish kill in Lake Menindee for comedy relief. Mind boggling. And apologies if it was someone else sitting in the comedy relief chair that night... Tommy (something?)

"the koala is always moving" How about we cut your house down. You're moving so clearly you won't mind.

@thefoxamongwolves9843

3 жыл бұрын

Cut down your house, but not actually build you a new one.

@grisha8983

3 жыл бұрын

And he has to move into a house that's already occupied.

@OliverRisi

3 жыл бұрын

And at the new house there is no food in the cupboard. As old mate said he's doing the koalas a favour because they like young trees. Yet how would the young trees have time to grow once the forest is logged.

@d4nkfo3tu54

3 жыл бұрын

Nah nah they like new trees. You know the kind, they take 15 years to grow

@becp488

3 жыл бұрын

Koalas are nomadic, don’t ya know? They never, ever return to known feeding and breeding grounds like every other animal on the planet, oh no. This is why every koala in the country was actually born in QLD and eventually all koalas end up in WA. Well known fact!!!

It is honestly baffling that someone would talk to a logger about conservation. That's like talking to a cashier about tax policy. I actually am taken aback someone in The Project thought that they had a segment worth airing.

@sigheyeroll

3 жыл бұрын

^^^ IKR. What are they thinking? 🤦‍♀️

@pandammonia234

3 жыл бұрын

Bart's people.

@FJaypewpew

3 жыл бұрын

Can someone find the video? I can’t see shit

@etiennefrancois5884

3 жыл бұрын

They made a very deliberate decision to air this. The sole purpose of commercial news is to serve the agenda of their sponsors

@AfferbeckBeats

3 жыл бұрын

Network 10. Owners have included James Packer, Rupert and Lachlan Murdoch, Gina Rinehart, and now the US megacorp ViacomCBS.

I love how the project decided that a bloke with a mullet whose very livelihood depends on people cutting down trees would have an expert, unbiased opinion.

Girlfriend asked the other night why I hate the project, I think I'll just send her this

@superchroma

3 жыл бұрын

Mate if she can't decide on her own just by watching The Project, maybe she just has a tiny, simple brain.

@philmissy1

3 жыл бұрын

I would be asking why is she my girlfriend.

@jeremynesbitt4432

3 жыл бұрын

If she still doesn't understand it's time to find a new girlfriend

@williamfoster3436

3 жыл бұрын

Well no bc we don't watch normal TV at all really so we hadn't watched the project since living with our parents when we were younger and we were flipping through channels the other day and I mentioned how trash the project is and she didn't know why I thought that but I send her this video and she gets it now

@philmissy1

3 жыл бұрын

@@williamfoster3436 I was just kidding around mate.

It generates billions for the economy hey? So does methamphetamine.

@stack3r

3 жыл бұрын

Meth is better for the environment, people with less who leave their houses less pollute less.

@ab4n1sg64

3 жыл бұрын

Do you know any dealers, it's been pretty dry since carona hit.

@MK_ULTRA420

3 жыл бұрын

@@ab4n1sg64 Yes but you need government clearance.

@sambrien1020

3 жыл бұрын

Plus they hardly eat, which is great for food miles.

@austryelia

3 жыл бұрын

plus methheads ride their bikes everywhere, reuse the same spoon and never turn the lights on. the ultimate zero-wasters

Now for an environmental impact assessment we turn to this 45 year old alcoholic who failed his year 10.

@alonzomosley7

3 жыл бұрын

So true and they are dangerous

@blank.9301

3 жыл бұрын

Please use Icare toilet paper.

@milesellis2847

3 жыл бұрын

I’m a 47 year old alcoholic that does environmental impact assessment for a living!

@annaatheist1975

3 жыл бұрын

Miles Ellis so.., what’s your assessment?

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

3 жыл бұрын

this cracked me up probably because I'm a 46 year old alcoholic who never finished high school - I mean, just cause I read a lot doesn't make me an expert on anything. When I want expertise, I go to someone who's trained and practised in a particular field... still laughing btw

Sees title: (Siiiiiiiiiigh)..... okay what have these idiots done now? After watching video: ............... (SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHH)

@kentonbaird1723

3 жыл бұрын

Temper your low expectations, or your next sigh will give you whiplash. Just EXPECT that they'll be pro-slavery at some point and consider their every failing a lead in to their descent.

@CoreyBrunskill

3 жыл бұрын

Bruhhhh

@Ocker3

3 жыл бұрын

It's tiring how shit things are!

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ocker3 ikr? I made the mistake of watching a 7news vid last night and going into the comments - made me so tired I passed out on the couch

@Ocker3

3 жыл бұрын

@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 the Incredible horribleness of news comments sections is testament to how many people Enjoy ripping others down by Whatever means necessary, not with facts, logic, information, just slander and vitriol!

Gladys “Koala Mulcher 5000” Berejiklian

@samevans1672

3 жыл бұрын

For cats, native species are easy prey. Cats are believed to kill more than 1 million native birds, and 1.7 million reptiles across Australia everyday, a spokesperson for Australia's Department of the Environment and Energy told CNN, citing scientific research.

@samevans1672

3 жыл бұрын

Cats be like GLADIS hold my katnip

@matthewwilderbrokemystride2972

3 жыл бұрын

Sam Evans that’s why my cat stays indoors at all times. If he goes out, then I put a leash on.

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

3 жыл бұрын

@@matthewwilderbrokemystride2972 wish more pet owners were like you. Some are still like "but it's not natural for them to be inside all the time" IT'S NOT F**KEN NATURAL FOR THEM TO BE DOMESTICATED AT ALL, BUT WE DID THAT TO THEM SO HERE WE ARE smh

@shanes5538

3 жыл бұрын

@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Those fuckers need to try and look after a wildcat/bobcat, that shit should inform them pretty quickly just how much we've changed housecats.

"We're doing the koalas a favour." _How does one this deeply delude themselves?_

How was that idiots comment of 'koalas are always moving', yeh so do refugees when war lords systemically destroy their villages

@FauX358

3 жыл бұрын

If Koalas migrate isn't that a reason to expand their habitat and not reduce it?

@snakeyjakey1236

3 жыл бұрын

Towards the end of S.C Gwynne’s mesmerizing "Empire of the Summer Moon," Quanah Parker explains to a friend named Miller how “the white man had pushed the Indian off the land.” Quanah, a Comanche warrior who had surrendered to the U.S. government in 1875, directs Miller to sit on a cottonwood log. "Quanah sat down close to him and said 'Move over.' Miller moved. Parker moved with him, and again sat down close to him. ‘Move over,’ he repeated. This continued until Miller had fallen off the log. 'Like that,' said Quanah."

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

3 жыл бұрын

best comparison I've seen for that "moving" comment on here so far

@livcaitbff

3 жыл бұрын

Has he considered maybe koalas are “always moving” because loggers keep destroying their habitat

@Gem90L

3 жыл бұрын

Interestingly, koalas aren’t constantly moving - unless their habitat is detroyed or they run out of food trees - they actually stick to a home range, moving within this range to feed or mate. They have multiple ‘home-trees’ in the range and a variety of food trees. His comment on them “constantly moving” is fraudulent and is just fucking pathetic!!

The Project has the same reliability as a Environmental advertising campaign from BP or Shell

@RogueBoyScout

3 жыл бұрын

We're Sorry..... ;)

@superchroma

3 жыл бұрын

In fairness to The Project, they're reliably dogshit, so I think they're actually top of the class in that department.

@lambdillion4610

3 жыл бұрын

@@superchroma Can't help but agree with you there, mate

I love The Projects attempt at a carbon copy of Vice, nice one guys.

@PropheticShadeZ

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, vice has its moments, project isnt really redeemable

@callumcampbell9492

3 жыл бұрын

At least vice was cool

@blank.9301

3 жыл бұрын

The Feed + The project trying to be like Vice. Vox used to be good too. :(

@BibleStorm

3 жыл бұрын

@@PropheticShadeZ Vice is not redeemable. Murdoch owns it.

@cupiduspacis4209

3 жыл бұрын

Check out the excellent video on Vice's history "Vice Media, normalizing US empire under hipster guise - with Robbie Martin (Ep. 13)" at Moderate Rebels, and also their other video "VICE's American regime propaganda: How 'A World in Disarray' glorifies US imperialism (Ep. 14)"

The loggers being interviewed are legit Captain Planet henchmen baddies. Dobbyns even looks like Hoggish Greedly

The project has the same energy as your auntie on Facebook sending you memes that were relevant 2 years ago, but also vehemently defending the Liberal Party every family dinner

@melsmithmel

3 жыл бұрын

Or the boomer Aunty on facebook that constantly whinges about millennials and when you point out it was created by one get's triggered..yeah I know the type. lol

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

3 жыл бұрын

@@melsmithmel "Millennials! Bunch of lazy, entitled kids!" *fails to register the generation is now essentially 23 - 39 years of age - or any of the real issues they have faced and are facing - or what they have achieved or are capable of - or, frankly, any actual fact about them* *also fails to register that a Boomer calling Millennials "entitled" is pretty f**in' rich*

@melsmithmel

3 жыл бұрын

@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 ok right..What about Gen X? I won't ask you. Cheers.

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

3 жыл бұрын

@@melsmithmel I am Gen X - and maybe I has the dumb, but I didn't quite get the (what may be rhetorical) question - please enhance picture quality? ;-)

@onceonly1111

3 жыл бұрын

@@melsmithmel they were agreeing with you and providing their own example of when someone has complained about millenials.

Can we slam the Project with the koala killer hashtag? Please FJ, set us loose...

@annafrances5118

3 жыл бұрын

do it, please 🙏🏻

@phoenixmarizzle5059

3 жыл бұрын

The project are #KOALAKILLER

@mmmatthews9135

3 жыл бұрын

DEW IT

Can't have catastrophic bushfires that kill koalas if there's no bush and no koalas

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

3 жыл бұрын

one of the things I love about this channel is you can make a comment like this with NO risk of some moron taking you literally... ... unless you were being 100% sincere and 39 people are completely soulless. I mean, I learned today that koalas are bad for Australia and don't even really need the trees we chop down. Anything is possible, at this point...

Gosh, who watches TV anymore? My mum maybe? Even she knows "Cutting down trees is bad"

@theadventuresofzoomandbettie

3 жыл бұрын

our parents is who. They believe everything they are shown on the 7/9 news too. They just shake their heads at us like we are tree-hugging hippies that don't care about business when we try to explain what's going on.

@nathanpeachey

3 жыл бұрын

Bloody hell I'm so sorry... my family is country through and through, we all see the damage logging can cause.

@toad3222

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah my parents always froth over the project and refuse to let us watch anything else at dinner

@theadventuresofzoomandbettie

3 жыл бұрын

@@nathanpeachey Yep country for ours too, except they are one of the biggest employers in the town and think that because they are kind of a big business, that the liberals will be making good choices for them. which is such a fallacy

@senojnomis

3 жыл бұрын

Mate I know heaps of 20-30 somethings who come home and chuck the Project on every evening after work, and lap it up like it’s gospel... yuck

I cannot overstate the visceral reaction I had to that absolute clown saying “if anything, we’re doing the koalas a favour!”

It's unfathomable that less than a year after the most extreme bushfire season in recent history, The Project would have the proverbial balls to come out in defence of tearing down wildlife habitat for the sake of the economy. This should be the kind of segment that turns people off it for good, but judging by how that presenter stressed the jobs being created in regional areas, it's clear they know who their audience is these days - bogans who have never given a shit about anything but the size of their wallets.

@AfferbeckBeats

3 жыл бұрын

And who can blame then when we've had decades of wage stagnation, rising cost of living, exploding house prices, outsourcing and technology severely reducing jobs and job security, billionaires/corporations/politicians cutting taxes for the rich and corporations, cutting services, and hoarding most of the wealth from our mining boom. People are more desperate than ever and are being conned into voting for those who are responsible for that. "You wanna let some pussy greenies and koalas stand in the way of the Jobson Growth you so sorely need?" And so corps and politicians get richer, Mullets McKenzie from the video gets to keep paying his enormous mortgage... until there's nothing left for him to chop down. Corps and pollies move onto fuck up something else for profit and old mate's on the dole, still voting LNP.

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

3 жыл бұрын

@@AfferbeckBeats all great points, except two 1) the dole hasn't realistically been a sum anyone can live off for years - it's also not increased to keep up with the cost of living - so old mate's working whatever shitty casual jobs they can as well; and 2) You'd be surprised how many on the dole vote Labor or even further left. This may have something to do with 1)...

@onceonly1111

3 жыл бұрын

Right now there is a recession, if a news source that people trust is going "Oooohhh look at these big money numbers and jobs figures!" people will be impressed. There's also something tribal about people in hi-vis gear - it's a demographic. If a guy in hi-vis says the koalas will be ok, people in that demo will trust him.

Bogan logger: "Were doing the koalas a favour by destroying their homes!" Journo who looks like the lead singer of Counting Crows *nods as if that makes perfect sense*

i had to pause when he started on the "cars kill koalas... ya gonna ban cars?" argument, like no, he didn't. AND THE DUDE IS SYMPATHETICALLY NODDING! WHAT?! I want to laugh, but it's actually just really deeply saddening that this is what mainstream media spew out to millions of people :')

@JtjHh

3 жыл бұрын

It's even worse to think that most people out there believe them.

@cranknlesdesires

3 жыл бұрын

And he's fucking cats and dogs point, first of all: the inner-city makes a pretty shitty koala habitat already most koalas aren't getting a coffee there out in brush, and second: has this man ever been around a koala, they're built like tanks with little razors on the end, I've had some pretty feisty cats and not one has ever been game to even take away stop in the direction of a koala

@CoreyBrunskill

3 жыл бұрын

It's literally like the dude is in grade 6.

@samevans1672

3 жыл бұрын

Cats are responsible for 250+ marsupials being placed on the endangered list, with 11 million feral cats the logger might be right

@samevans1672

3 жыл бұрын

The Marvin I’ve seen feral cats eat sheep, the fact you can say stop logging then plug your ears and say lab lah lah cats can’t kill koalas, when sheep give birth they smell the baby crawl into the open vagina and kill the sheep from the inside out, now tell me how they couldn’t kill a koala again. You are as bad as a logger saying deforestation doesn’t cause population decline, it does and so do fucking cats.

It's so disappointing this is happening right in front of our eyes

imagine thinking the project is "left wing" hell imagine thinking we actually have a "left wing" program in Australia period. unless im horrifically mistaken the closest thing we had to that was the ABC and well everyone knows how thats going. lol

@Ocker3

3 жыл бұрын

Sadly 'was' is the operative word, it's going the way of the BBC!

@mariaoz4488

3 жыл бұрын

The whole point of the "left wing" shows is to just strawman "lefty" policies and provide an object of hate to smooth brained Liberal voters to spin propaganda and memes out of.

@scatterns2

3 жыл бұрын

I think the issue is that right wing people (myself included) watch it and hear nothing they like, and left wing people watch it and hear nothing they like. It's just a propaganda instrument for multinationals.

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

3 жыл бұрын

@@scatterns2 Left wing person here. Can confirm... ...pretty much everything in this comment, actually

@MoogDoog

3 жыл бұрын

They appear to believe that Neoliberals are "Leftists"

Can we PLEASE throw the entire LNP in the koala mulcher 5000?

@thaliagarcia9684

3 жыл бұрын

And the Sky news crew too plz

Don't we have pine plantations so we don't have to demolish animal habitats? Thankyou Project, you can make anything look good. After the break: Why Crystal Meth is good for the economy

@superchroma

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, this is the odd part. Jarrah timber is expensive and not well stocked at Bunnings. Where is all this timber even going?

@jebusslaves9297

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure if most “illicit” substances were legalised, regulated, sold and taxed, our economy would boom!

@melaniemckinnis9740

3 жыл бұрын

A lot of logging in Vic and SA are from plantations. We used to live down in Portland and hubby drove log/woodchip trucks to the port there. Majority of stuff out of the port there goes overseas. To be fair, plantations are well looked after, maintained, and they employ koala spotters to make sure trees aren't cut down that have koalas in them. But I don't get why logging in forests is needed.

@danielfielke3895

3 жыл бұрын

@@superchroma, Woolworths receipts, every shopper must have a metre of advertisements, fuel and liquor vouchers. One tree for every customer.

@JayJonahJaymeson

3 жыл бұрын

@@jebusslaves9297 No shh, if they think it's a bad idea the Libs might actually do it.

"Cars kill koalas" Yep, they do. That's why you need to find a place where koalas can go that has no cars, trucks, dogs, cats, chainsaws, loggers, and then lock it away as a wildlife sanctuary. "Koalas move around" I guess that's true - they'll be moving pretty quick once you've finished cutting through the trunk of the tree they're sitting in.

11 seconds and I already know I’m in for a good time

@MrMoo243

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed

Anyone remember the 90's Aussie cartoon The Adventures of Blinky Bill? You know,, the series that was a sequel to the movie Blinky Bill: The Mischievous Koala, in which some loggers completely destroy the animals town? Well the first season of the show had the lines "save us from that woodchip mill" in the opening theme lyrics and the logging industry complained that the show was "anti-logging". NO FUCKING SHIT. The animals homes were literally destroyed by logging, sorry the animals didn't take into account the economics of the situation. And of course the ABC bowed to pressure and made them change lyrics and messages of the show after season 1. So apparently the ABC has always been completely gutless. Whenever I hear about logging I always think of that story. Just the idea that the loggers got upset that animals in a cartoon that had their homes destroyed should give a shit about the """""benefits""""" of the logging industry.

@8888880888888

3 жыл бұрын

Wow!!! Thank you that's amazing to know!! I have thought of that show many times this year :( I also notice that they sing "some bandits" stole the trees for their woodchip mill rather than 'some loggers'... kzread.info/dash/bejne/mGRkktesfKm-m9Y.html

Loggers are koala experts, your local tyre shop can give you financial advice on your mortgage, and your butcher can tell you how many more years you have left to live.

@sigheyeroll

3 жыл бұрын

Seeing how much meat I eat, my butcher would say, "Not many."

Australian News journalism is an absolute joke.

Kinda disappointed in myself how I used to watch Project

@emdee9111

3 жыл бұрын

Aren't we all....

@chocolatemuscles

3 жыл бұрын

It's only evidence of personal growth, should be proud of yourself.

@Chaboo22

3 жыл бұрын

We've all got to start somewhere - don't be too hard on yourself. The entire media system is designed so that you do watched things like the project.

@ErosionSwords

3 жыл бұрын

When you're too young to realise they brainwashing us

@blank.9301

3 жыл бұрын

I did until LiZA turned up. 2million smacker roons...

DURR HOW UPSET WOULD CITY FOLK BE IF WE BANNED CATS AND DOGS is absoluty the most brainless thing I've heard in a long time

@BibleStorm

3 жыл бұрын

We should ban cats, 110%. Cat owners too.

@MK_ULTRA420

3 жыл бұрын

@@BibleStorm Who is paying you? Big Bird or Big Rodent? 😂😂😂

@MK_ULTRA420

3 жыл бұрын

@Yanni Ritsarntyios Those bridges would have to be very _high koalaty._

@BibleStorm

3 жыл бұрын

@Yanni Ritsarntyios You serious? You know koalas don't know when its safe to cross the road?

@squires9906

3 жыл бұрын

@Yanni Ritsarntyios you know these already exist though right

Do we even have media in Australia, or just propaganda and advertising?

@kitanarcorvidae

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely the latter.

@dmorh

3 жыл бұрын

If you're in 2020 and you don't know what the JQ is, are you really living?

Nah that guy has a point, koala's move they dont just stay in one place their whole lives. anyway excuse me while i burn your house down, what you've never moved houses before?

@d4nkfo3tu54

3 жыл бұрын

Did you watch that video with the woman that looks like Jordan? She said that when they get forced to relocate they can't actually survive

@Thavleifrim

3 жыл бұрын

@@d4nkfo3tu54 I see sarcasm is not your strong point.

@d4nkfo3tu54

3 жыл бұрын

@@Thavleifrim I was agreeing with his satirical comment. I was adding to the fact that they actually die for dramatic effect. Thanks though

Just wanna see a 9 billion dollarydoo Falcon now.

@smithy2

3 жыл бұрын

Gold plated and diamond coated, are we at 1billion yet 🤣 be 1 hell of a nice gold turbo but

@dieter2889

3 жыл бұрын

+1

@AfferbeckBeats

3 жыл бұрын

It's got a fucken NASA rocket under the bonnet

@igitha..._

3 жыл бұрын

Some of it was also a super 'spensive pearl dissolved in the fuel tank

Asking a logger why clearing trees doesn't kill koalas is like asking a fox why hanging around a chicken coop doesn't mean he'll kill chickens.

"Angry Beavers" is one my Favourite Nicktoons, especially when I remember one episode they wanted to preserve the environment and the ranger was a complete dick.

@myopinion69420

3 жыл бұрын

Used to love that show.

@AfferbeckBeats

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone should listen to the final unaired episode of Angry Beavers, the voice actors breaking the fourth wall just riffing on them being cancelled and roasting network suits.

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

3 жыл бұрын

"Oxnard Montalvo" was a win for me :-)

@GKit11

3 жыл бұрын

Those loggers are a bunch of spootheads!

Glad The Project got the real scoop on this problem by interviewing a villain from an 90s film about saving the rainforests

I live and ride bikes in Coffs Harbour, it's always funny finding areas that loggers have been through, rarely anywhere in view of the general public, almost always on the back side of a hill were no one except for trail bike riders and dope growers would ever see.

@cloudcretang2920

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely a local

That logger doesn’t just stay in his house. He likes to move around. So by his logic we can demolish it.

Just checked the projects twitter and saw they did a piece only 2 days ago demanding action on Koala habitat destruction now this

@vikiai4241

3 жыл бұрын

"Balanced" reporting. Because my ignorant is equal to your informed, so both should get equal airtime.

@waterchild_2310

3 жыл бұрын

That's seriously schizophrenic. 🙄

"WE'RE DOING THE KOALA'S A FAVOUR" ?!?!?! Wooooooooow

The “let’s try to make the decimation of Australian rights and habitat sound very moderate and reasonable” Project

Damn the project do be kinda sus tho

@danieljones3244

3 жыл бұрын

The Project was an Imposter

Has anyone told these people that Koalas live in trees?

"Your Forest, Our Solutions". Solution? Destroy the forests.. Problem solved. Oh, I'm a quantum forest physics professor. Turn the trees into minute particles. Stihl is like CERN for us...

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know if I should be laughing so hard at something so implicitly grim, but that last bit in particular was brilliant

When I watch Sky News at the dr's I feel like breaking out a guillotine

@BibleStorm

3 жыл бұрын

I'll join your lynch mob.

@tonezone111

3 жыл бұрын

Your Dr shows Sky News? I'd change doctors. Clearly not a real doctor.

@lachlancampbell6328

3 жыл бұрын

@@tonezone111 sadly the only one in like 50kms that bulk bill

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

3 жыл бұрын

funny coincidence - I just posted on another thread on here how happy I'll be to take a shot at Andrew Bolt when the revolution comes...

@lachlancampbell6328

3 жыл бұрын

@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 only him?

"angry beavers" *happy nostalgia noises

I watch sky news just to find out what they’re trying to avoid on every other news channel. Then I add them up, and walk away from it.

*sees The Project in the title* Slightly disappointed its not Bruz, but it'll do

Gotta give the Liberals credit though...they certainly understand raw power and how the masses simply ignore the destruction of their own country while Australia continues to jog toward 3rd world status.

@AfferbeckBeats

3 жыл бұрын

And right up to the end people will still be saying "If ya don't like it, fark off. At least we're not as bad as Choina, ay"

@rsoul7282

3 жыл бұрын

You type this on your device having been given or at least offered an Education, with a roof over your head, the right to vote and a full stomach, and say we are 3rd world eh? We are far from perfect, but the vast majority of Australians have never known true hardship.

@onceonly1111

3 жыл бұрын

@@AfferbeckBeats and it's hilarious that people will say 'at least we're not as bad as China' when China have recently stopped accepting like 98% of our plastic waste and we have no idea what the fuck we will do. Scomo has tried to make a positive spin by banning the export of recyclable plastic or something like that, but to my knowledge we're just waiting for some private company to come and solve the problem for us.

@Edgar-Friendly

3 жыл бұрын

@@rsoul7282 But the vast majority of their grandchildren will know it.

How to get these videos seen by every single Australian.... hmm...

This just in, Australian loggers have doctorates in animal science.

Sorry cannot watch, heard u swore in Bruz house.

@onceonly1111

3 жыл бұрын

@@barlimanned He has WHAT? At least tell me he's married?!

@767scarecrow

3 жыл бұрын

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhho ma god.

I love that they interviewed "A logger" as opposed to any kind of environmentally scientific individual. Also anyone with any amount of knowledge of koala habitats can tell you that koala's don't roam nor do they "prefer" young leaves over old leaves. What a bunch of fuckin gronks tbh. As if we needed any other reason to throw the project in the bin. Also Jordies, I wanted to ask about the allegations of harassment by an "unnamed journo"? I know you probably can't talk about it in any kind of real way, but are any of the claims legit at all or are they just trying to throw mud and see what sticks? I don't believe you would harass anyone but unlike the daily telegraph, I wanted to give you the right of reply instead of just making up shit.

"They don't stay in one spot, they're always moving"...mostly after I flatten the tree they're in with my bulldozer.

Im so glad you did this - I remember watching it screaming at the TV. Good work Jordies

Would you do a video about Julian Assange? No media is covering his extradition hearing which is being railroaded and you have considerable reach. You have an opportunity to make a real difference. He is a brave Australian who revealed the US acts lawlessly abroad and has been abandoned by the Australian government.

@lambdillion4610

3 жыл бұрын

www.theaustralian.com.au/world/depressed-julian-assange-at-risk-of-suicide/news-story/8896a270e3f3b3443d1e0abd2a165255

@lambdillion4610

3 жыл бұрын

^ that is the most sus thing i have ever seen i hate to be a conspiracy theorist but like...

@erosmoonlore3585

3 жыл бұрын

@@lambdillion4610 yikes

@superchroma

3 жыл бұрын

@@lambdillion4610 yeah for sure. He's in day 15 of his extradition hearing now and I've been reading the daily summaries of events in court by Craig Murray (www.craigmurray.org.uk) and it paints a bleak picture.

@the1barbarian781

3 жыл бұрын

He has a video on his second channel talking about him

“At least when you’re watching Sky you don’t feel like punching the hosts in the head.” Sorry Jordies, you’ve got it wrong there.

@melsmithmel

3 жыл бұрын

Alan Jones with a seedy and creepy past deserves more punch than a blonde hostess that is hot looking for the lonely female Project viewers ...lol

@kay6028

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t think they read the room too well there. I agree. Sky and fox both make me feel like jumping though the screen and shaking em by the head so hard, that their teeth fall out....... might rattle some actual thoughts into those empty peanuts of theirs.....

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

3 жыл бұрын

ikr? Isn't Piers Morgan on Sky? 'Nuff said.

"Koala's are always moving." Really? Someone should have told the koala that was living in my backyard for over a year when I lived in Queensland that. Although we did used to leave a bowl of water out for it so maybe The Project can start covering how koalas are freeloaders

You know you're talking to a simple person when they bring out the ol "cars kill, are you going to ban them?".

I was appalled when I saw this segment during dinner, last nights was crap as well trying to push that we only like Dan Andrews cos he’s doing a good job, well no shit?

@PurpleMeerkat4

3 жыл бұрын

lol what?? They did that? All the people upset with Dan Andrews for trying to keep people alive are so delusional o_O

@sethmc469

3 жыл бұрын

TheMeekMeerkat yeah the mouth breathers were pushing the idea that we only like dan Andrews because of the good work he's doing reducing the numbers and its heavily implied that we should jump right back on the liberal train as soon as we're out of it

@lauren8627

3 жыл бұрын

It kills me that Vic isn't Liberal. I want them to have to deal with that shitstorm in Melbourne. Interesting how NSW moved on so quickly from the Ruby Princess by denying it was an issue for so long, but the media won't let up on Dan 🤷

@sethmc469

3 жыл бұрын

Lauren oh don't worry, seeing the media as a Victorian sucks pretty bad as well *~*

I somehow got whiplash from clicking on your videos too fast. Oh well, keep up the good work💪 😎

I don't suppose it's possible the koalas are only moving around to other environments because we keep chopping down the one they're in? No? Okay, I'll see myself out...

"A wannabe Waleed" is both a burn to this reporter and Waleed at the same time

@lucpraslan

3 жыл бұрын

The wannabe is Patrick Abboud. He used to work on SBS: Class A knob.

@Fluid1dentity

3 жыл бұрын

@@lucpraslan oh no doubt. I was trying to point out jordies saying that a wannabe is trying to mimic a hack like waleed is a slam on both journos

Jordan looks like a combo of the angry beavers.

Jordies needs to do a video backing Dan he's getting constantly attacked by Murdoch

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

3 жыл бұрын

and Annastacia - and we've got an imminent election, so we'd appreciate if Shanks would get on that one "toot sweet" - please and thankyou

This whole news segment seems like something you hear on the grand theft auto radio

Yet again, awesome content. The like ratio on your vids lately is testament to that. Keep up the good work

HEMP MILLS.....BILLION DOLLAR HEMP INDUSTRY ...FOCUS SOLUTIONS NOW...jobs money trees

@cloudcretang2920

3 жыл бұрын

I realised I could make a profit on hemp because it's stronger lasts longer easy to grow plus cheeper to process or we would be using it as paper instead of wood

Clicked the second I read the title

A better title for this great video is deserved. It looks at logging, koalas and the mid north coast of nsw. I would suggest mentioning this on the title as it deserves a wider audience.

Its amazing how many likes these videos yet, they rarely blow up. Weird. Keep up the good work jordies!

Jordies, who can i give money to help fight these Captain Planet villains?

5:24 does his shirt say "cocc"

When he said Ford Falcon, that hit a little different for me

So in the video of Paula Flack the distinct sound of bell birds can be heard. For those who don’t know bell birds use that sound when there is scarce supply of food as it drowns out the chirps and communications of other birds. This occurrence is commonly used to identify a DYING ENVIRONMENT and a weak ecosystem. Not only does this mean koalas are losing their homes but worms , bugs and birds which are extremely important to the ecosystem are suffering from very low, insufficient, numbers.

Hey friendly jordies can you talk about Dan Andrews? The media is hammering him in Melbourne and most of the businesses are suffering I just want your take on the situation also big fan, you seem like the type of guy that I want to have a beer with.

@the1barbarian781

3 жыл бұрын

He's already made a video defending him a few month ago

@jezzalanko

3 жыл бұрын

@@the1barbarian781 sorry I forgot

I've met Chris Franklin, had a yarn with him and dead set mate, (lol funny how I automatically speak like that after saying his name 😂) he would actually be all for saving the koala's lol.. haha you should see if you can get in contact with him and colab some kind of Koalakiller song parody ..

This was so on point that it was kind of hard to watch. Great job!

This is the first time I've ever followed advice online and bought something. Can't wait for the shirt!

I’m excited for this one

I'm shocked, Jordie. Absolutely and utterly shocked by this, mate.... I mean, you don't feel like punching the Sky News hosts in the head as well?! I know the Project is bad, but i mean c'mon, SKY NEWS? I'll forgive you if you'd rather not punch them but feed them a brick instead.

PS my MIL lives in Lemon Tree Passage in Port Stephens that used to have so many koalas they'd keep you up at night with their grunting. Now, after years of incursions by building by investors wanting to get their tax write-off and holiday makers with dogs they won't control, you'd be lucky to see one a year. It's so sad that these amazing animals are disappearing before our eyes and the NSW govt won't do squat.

"I don't expect much from the Project other than Peter Helliar informing me of the latest viral videos 3 months too late" - Amazing.

9 billon, didn't anyone tell you that a barra can do 8s for 2k

@AfferbeckBeats

3 жыл бұрын

* Benny's Custom Works intensifies *

Angry Beavers is a better source of news and more pro tree than The Project. Not bad for some pissed of rodents

hey jordan, several of the sources you refrenced in the vide were softwood plantation foresy which has little or no effect on koala habitat destruction.

Logger: 'yeah, we send in giant machines that destroy their homes and habitat, but we're doing them a favor. They know that and I've even seen them give me a little thumbs-up just before they go under the wheels. Cute little buggers. '

My ex enjoyed the Project...that's why she's my ex.

imagine taking a pro mass logging stance for solely economic reasons and being called a lefty

So good! I hugged Peter Hellier on my 18th Birthday....and you are right! The project also did a puff piece on the Port Lincoln Cinema....which is now being ruined by terrible management! Thank you!

Hey Jordan, Have you read 'This Is An Uprising' by Mark and Paul Engler? Would love to hear your thoughts on activism (I think extinction rebellion are currently doing great things). ALSO some more friendlyjordies content on political parties outside of Labor and Libs would be great too. Keep up the great work.