Best line ever: “If you want to pause the show to go hit the kid, I’ll wait.” Pure gold Pete.

@AgendaInMind

Жыл бұрын

Pete, red wine is NOT “good” for you. Stop believing fake studies done by alcohol companies.

@BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld

Жыл бұрын

There is nothing "pure" about this guy , bragging about his bongs and swearing incessantly .

@brooklyn7722

Жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahaha Oh my gosh, you have me laughing so hard.

@brooklyn7722

Жыл бұрын

​@@BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld you're too uptight

@DilanRocco

Жыл бұрын

18:23 the best…

Pete is very underrated as a comedian.

I recognize Pete's Long Island roots in this cast. The pumpkin picking, his Mom picking his Dad up at the train station, then his parents talking in the car in the driveway while he and his brother anticipated their father disciplining them...very much the way a lot of us grew up living on Long Island.

@miniaturesculptureartby23r20

Жыл бұрын

Lynbrook Baby! Carpenter Ave! :D

"you got a budtender, I'll change my FLIGHT!" 🤣 Pete is so funny. Having a budtender at a party, thats beyond cool.

@blewis6726

Жыл бұрын

😂

my father's quote after my mother called him at work when my brothers were misbehaving. my Dad "I'm leaving work, you better start praying." Need more of that these days. My brothers shook in their shoes til he came home and they knew they had better get in line and shape up. Dad ruled the roost. He mostly yelled and we said would raise the roofbeams with his yelling and it stopped us from misbehaving.

@brooklyn7722

Жыл бұрын

Last year I was out at a business location and a lady was there with her son and he wanted a soda, but his mom said no. This kid threw a huge fit in front of everyone and when she was yelling at him and went to grab him , he started kicking and screaming even more. Everyone was shocked at his behavior. When the mom said, "I'm calling your dad, " the kids starts to yell " no don't call dad."

Pete is on a ROLL. Hanging out with Willow line was hilarious

When Pete said cut the mic I never laughed so fucking hard absolutely legendary

@brooklyn7722

Жыл бұрын

Yeah that was hilarious, and he was trying to whisper the words. Hahahahahahahahahaha

I met Pete recently at a nearby town. So gracious and kind! Shook my hand and had rough man hands. Even more respect for the man (I’m a daughter of a WWII full-blooded Italian father). Old school 🙂

“ you gotta hit him “ - best line. Wow Pete was on fire this episode🔥

@sheilasweeney1479

4 ай бұрын

Definitely. Some times kids need a little WHACK. 😂

Why are you two not taking this on the road, on a stage! Best humour out there !

Friendly tip from one parent to another. Try removing all food coloring from your son's diet. Meaning anything with a color and a number like yellow number two red number 40 etc. If you're a son has ADD like mine does that made a world of difference! I mean a huge noticeable difference within one day. You just have to do it 100% no food coloring for at least one day and you will see a difference. Food coloring with the number behind it acts as a brain stimulant and is not helpful for children like your son. My son had the same issues you described. 🙏🙏🙏

@willymaykit1482

Жыл бұрын

The terrible 2s are now ADD.

@Joy-io7xl

Жыл бұрын

The terrible twos means Mom and Dad are slacking - parenting is NOT the same as FRIENDSHIP.

@willymaykit1482

Жыл бұрын

@@Joy-io7xl Lmao. Ok. I raised 3 sons but I'm sure you know better. 😂

Yes Pete!!! You’re right. Put foot down

For us, when the emotional outburst is ridiculously extreme enough, it’s Papa’s responsibility time-cause the kids actually listen to him!🤣

The cast just keeps getting better. I’ve been blasting through the whole catalog and it’s increasing in quality well done. Love the show

This one was a GREAT cast/episode 😂😂 had me laughing the whole time 😂😂

Pete, I'm an Iranian living in the U.S. 😂 Always listening to your podcast with Sebastian. You guys are awesome!!

My mom (never angry) held little kids upside down while she took them to a time out to be completely ignored. She said it “doesn’t hurt, but gives them a new perspective” Her theory is that kids just want more attention, good or bad attention doesn’t matter-if they get completely ignored for behavior you don’t want to continue, eventually they stop doing it.

This one was a classic. Bravo, magnifico 😂

Two cast’s today? Appreciate y’all 🙏🏼

All my Mom had to say to my sister and I growing up when we were misbehaving or fighting with each other was “just wait til your Dad gets home from work, your gonna get it then”. Exactly as Sebastian stated, that his Mom also would say to him. Immediately my sister and I changed our tune. Just the thought of imagining what Dad might do to us, was all we needed. Side Note: My mother never said nothing to my father, not even once. It was a great fear tactic that always worked 100% of the time.

@SG-MT

Жыл бұрын

Sadly, ours followed up with that threat and we paid the price because my father didn't play. ☹️

As an Italian I've gotten the wooden spoon and the flip-flop before as well as a nice backhand .i've also eaten quite a bit of soap for talking back

@whitelion1111

Жыл бұрын

Wow the wooden spoon, yes my italian mother used to chase us with that when she was frustrated with us while we laughed at it

@donnahughes8575

Жыл бұрын

Italian-American Dad would throw a cup of cold water in their face-when a toddler is melting down..it does double-duty when it stuns them, washes the tears, food, etc.. from their face🤣…brings them back to their senses❣️

"From one Italian to another & a Mother & parent who has boys 37 & 27yrs old,... I had an Italian Father,..... let's just say we had a fit once, "ONCE". But loved him & he was very loveing. My boys had a fit once, "ONCE" & me & my husband 37yrs "in an Italian home" our boys love us & we love them".

I totally agree with Pete about disciplining the son !!! My son is grown and has told me when his Dad disciplined him, he knew not to do that again! No way would he let his son rule the house. Start early like Pete said. My son grew up to be a man who I am sooo proud of !! And he says he's glad when Dad didn't let him get away with any crap !

You guys are hilarious and always touch on good subjects idk how this cast doesn’t hit 10x or more views per episode.

Best Episode in the past few months! This was awesomely entertaining and hilariously funny!!! Great Cast

Amen! True Love! (Keep The Faith)

I love you Sebastian, “I think I’m gunna start smokin pot”….so open minded🙌🏻😉

Great cast gentlemen, especially at the end!! Both you men "still got it" & your wives are so lucky!! Pete's AI project idea is the BOMB Patrick..love the "you'll be missed" from Pete! 😂 Also, Sebastian's "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia" experience with Jamie Foxx 😂!!! He was everywhere 😂!! 🙂💚🤟🐈‍⬛NM

Just watched a replay of the live show and now I'm about to watch this. Here we go again lol. 🎉

It was so funny listening to you both talk about accepting a lunch invitation and your thoughts and feelings on it. Hilarious and yes I agree. Seeing Jamie Fox everywhere too so funny 😂🤣and hearing Patrick laughing again in the background is gold 👏🏻 Do you remember the TV animated sit com called ‘Wait Til Your Father Gets Home!’ 1972 - 1974 by Hanna-Barbara? Excellent cast tonight thank you both for sharing 😉👏🏻❤️❤️⭐️🇬🇧

Brilliant cast,! This may be a rewatch.

Pete’s on a roll!🤣 Like my mom said to us growing up “I’ll give you a reason to cry” 😬🤫🤣

Sabastian having Patrick break down AI was so interesting!! Love it!! And Patrick chime in's!!

If it wasnt for the cast I would have my head through a piece of dry wall too. Thanks guys lol. I'm only 20 min in and this is one of the funniest I've seen.

Best one in a while. Great work

I had the same issue with my daughter around that age. Patience is required 😂

@Joy-io7xl

Жыл бұрын

Patience is NOT discipline. It is TOLERATING BAD BEHAVIOR.

@kylemcgill2966

Жыл бұрын

@@Joy-io7xl relax.

“Fanny” doesn’t mean feminine 😂 It’s an old school word for butt. “Shake your fanny”…never heard that before? Best guess is because the pack sits on top of the butt when worn on the backside or sides. Though it’s more common to wear in the front. I think what you got there Pete, is a cross body bag like Sebastian said. 46:52

@Susan-cooks

Жыл бұрын

100% agree on both the fanny definition and the cross body bag. Couldn't have said it better!

😂😂😂 Happy Birthday! 50 and still ??? Funny

If you’re getting ready to leave for an event or school and he’s giving you grief, lay out two sets of clothes. If he doesn’t want either one, walk out, and tell him he’s not going ANYWHERE. No yelling….if he continues to cry, TO BAD. He stays home. Make sure the event is somewhere he really wants to go but it’s no big inconvenience for you when you have to stay home. Might work!? Just don’t cave!!!! Good luck. Hey, ask the pediatrician friend during one of your shows with him!!!!

@Joy-io7xl

Жыл бұрын

Here’s the way it goes- you wear what I say you wear- Case Closed. Move on.

The part where they talked about fathers was so nostalgic to me, just tooo funny!!

Every single episode is awesome!! 😂😂 I rewatch all the time. Y’all are hilarious 🤙🏻😂

“That’s how it reads on the thing” 😂 😂

My son is 5. He's up causing chaos from 7am until 1030pm. Get use to it. That's what kids do

@Joy-io7xl

Жыл бұрын

So now we know why the country is turning to crap. Parents like YOU!

You guys rocked this episode! Thank you for making me laugh ❤❤

That slap at 5:55, I did the same to a mugger once, a totally lucky backhand shot to the mouth. It got his hand out of my pocket but there were three of them. Luckily a large man driving a city bus knew the score, pulled over and stepped in to scare them off. But I'll never forget giving that perfect backhander, couldn't do it again if I tried.

We get this as well as the live cool HELL YEAH...THANK YOU PETE SND SEBASTIAN 🙏GODBLESS

I agree with Sabastian about the way fathers were. We feared our dad, and it was a healthy fear. It’s sad that we live in such a weak and faint of heart society, that these good old fashioned values are now frowned upon and looked at as "abuse". So now, we have to try and hide and sneak in the true discipline. Otherwise, your kids will be hitting you and cursing you out when they turn 15-16… It’s a mess out here now. No real structure anymore.

In NJ, I have been to 2 weddings where the bride and groom hired a "budtender." The guy had almost like a food truck thing and people literally picked from a menu and he rolled the joints for them.

Deflecting away from a spoiled kid to strawberry picking lol

Your live was awesome!!!!

When Sebastian brought up Jamie Foxx, I thought for sure someone would bring up his current medical mystery since it’s been going on for 3+ months but nothing. I wanted to hear their take on it. Oh well, I love you guys.

Holy moly, you guys are hilarious. This is a great video.

Lol, Pete starts out with an unintended rhyme 😜👍. Have a great day everyone!

@harshreality2672

Жыл бұрын

Sittin in that chair with the slicked back hair, lol, love it! 🤣

@harshreality2672

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, you can tell who got spanked/smacked on the ass as a child and who didn't. We all know the line that shouldn't be crossed, but there's a certain effect it has (my mother used a wooden spoon to da ass a few times), but never BEAT me and after a certain age, of course she never HAD to, the lesson was learned 😐.

Great epsidoe! You were just holding the basket the other day and you gonna tell me what to do?!? Hahaha

Hysterical!!!! Love all this!!!

13:48 "Never saw happy dad." 😆 💯

I love watching you 2 talk about parenting! The problem today is men are being emasculated ! WE NEED STRONG MEN AND DADS TO HELP THESE KIDS FROW UP! Our boys need men To raise them to have a little fear and respect! You both need to tap into how your dads were and how he was Being supportive and involved is good but quit being so afraid of your kids!! They run the show and it’s not good .. my boys are totally different dad than their dad.. it’s important for dad to raise our boys to be men ! And girls need to see real me. So they choose wisely …You guys have been brainwashed by society’s “new “ idea of raising kids. It’s Going to be Interesting to see the next generations 😅 yikes

@Joy-io7xl

Жыл бұрын

This generation of parents are blinded by their ignorance. Dumb (includes Harvard grads) create Dumb kids. Society suffers. Has NOTHING to do with your college degrees. Mensa people do stupid things too. “Head on a swivel” smart should be the goal.

Remembering my father's wide white belt he wore as a musician and it hung on the wall to remind my brothers, all four of them, what they would get if they misbehave. It worked, just the picture of it hanging, mostly kept them in line.

@pauletteh7578

Жыл бұрын

My dad dad a belt hanging on the coat rack….where everyone could see it. We took off when he started walking past it…..there were 6 of us. Poor Dad!!!!

“bro where did you grow up on… a farm” 😂😂😂

My oldest, when he was a toddler got into screaming like Sebastian son, what I did was pulled his ear and told to be quiet or I would pull the other ear! My youngest child would hit his head when he got mad and bruised it to the point I thought people would think I hit him, so the last time he started hitting his head on the wall I scream at him and told to hit him to do it again and harder and kept screaming at him to keep doing it! He was in Shock and couldn’t believe it and stopped for ever! I guess the moral of the story is that you have to figure out what will work in stopping your child from misbehaving and make sure they know, “you are the boss, not them!”

Guys 😂 that is NOT a Fannie pack. A Fannie pack is a rectangular miniature bag that you wear around your waist and it suppose to sit on your lower back, above your Fannie. (Butt) that’s why it’s called a Fannie pack, HOWEVER people wear it facing the front. The bag that that Pete is showing us is a crossbody man purse which is also called a Murse. The pouch sits right under your arm pit or on your chest. You guys are hilarious. I’m literally talking to my phone as your discussing it like you can hear me 😂 great show guys ✊🏼

Sebastian: I have a boy. It's so hard when they are throwing fits like that. He's trying to get a reaction from you. You don't need to hit him, or yell. You simply take out 2 outfit choices, and tell him he needs to choose one. If he starts throwing a fit, just walk out of the room, and close his door. You go and sit in another room. If he comes out of his room and tries to find you, still throwing a fit, you tell him this is unacceptable behavior, and you are not going to listen to it. If he wants to be upset, that is his choice, but he needs to do that in his room by himself. Tell him when he calms down and stops crying, and is ready to pick his outfit and get dressed, you will come back in his room and help him get dressed(if needed). The key is, he throws a fit, you don't say a word, and just keep leaving the room and ignoring it. Eventually he will know he can't get a reaction from you. He will stop or at least throw his fits in the privacy of his bedroom away from you.

Pete, ya jinxed me! My passenger's door handle came off yesterday!

Me and my father....my immigrant father would never take me strawberry pickin. My father was always TIRED.

I raised my 2 boys since they were 1 & 3yrs of age. They were pretty well behaved sons, I don't recall much defiance from them all throughout their childhood. I set rules for them & they knew what was allowed and not, I used to and still get compliments on how respectful my sons are. So when Pete mentioned little boys are basically a handful, I have a brother who had all girls & I sure was glad when I had boys, to me girls seemed to be more dramatic, demanding, etc. Also I feel when the man or woman is the bread winner, the other patent should step up to the plate a little more, unfortunately I had to do it all, but no regrets! Love U guys! ❤

The funny thing about a source for new terms is our society will ban the terms before you relearn the new ones. Just call it what you’ve always called it.

Yep, dad was no joke. If i talked back to my mother or misbehaved, he would leave work to come home and straighten me out. One time in particular, his exact words,"You ever talk to my wife like that again and I'll kick your ass up around your ears. Now go mow my yard." No bullshit. 😂

This strawberry pickin stuff has me on the floor lol

I had to listen to this one again. OMG it’s funny!!!

So funny!! Thank you 🙏🏾

Love that Sebastian said, “I’d show off with it”.

As a mom of two Italian boys and a retired middle school teacher here’s a suggestion (It works). Calmly... walk away. He knows he’ll get attention. Squash it. No attention. If he follows you .... tell him if he doesn’t get dressed immediately NO SCHOOL. AND no fun today. Keep walking. No discussion. Let me know. He is playin you.

Cross Body Bags are what they are called today, Pete😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂Sebastian is a fool , talking about his Dad picking strawberries

That bag is suppose to go over your shoulder and under your arm. Just adjust it to be longer. You wear it in the front like you had it.

So good!

When Pete said the bud tender can just be rolling joints even when no ones there, it made me instantly think of the guy sitting in the corner shucking oysters while no one is in front of him

Another nailer of an episode! Hilarious!!!

"is she good - looking?" Pete: uh-uh 😂😂 killed me

“Grow up on a farm” 😂😂

HANG ON!! Kids may smack talk to parent but hold firm. I’ll bet they roll out all you’ve taught them when at other people’s homes!! They just have to test their autonomy on YOU!!

St. Tropez!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

a little tap never hurts it will be a nice lesson.

Seb hairline thing Didn’t he get implants

@pete9688

Жыл бұрын

I also heard that he did.

Hell yea, freezepipe! LOVE mine.

OMG Pete, daddy's aren't gonna pee standing up anymore cuz mommy's gotta clean it!! Wow!😂😂😂

Petey’s on fire in this one! 😂😂😂😂

Glass pipe, lol You guys are so fun. ☮ Best episode. 🌿🌿🌿

Happy Bday!!! Welcome to 50!!!!❤❤

SO TRUE HILARIOUS!!

In America, "fanny" is an antiquated term for 'butt'. In England, "fanny" mean something different, lol. The frontal lady parts.

Pete’s idea on the JP it’s in the cup is brilliant

Fanny has a whole other meaning in the UK As a transplanted American learned in a mortifying moment in front of new English mother in law 😂

Oh man , 18 min in and im dying 😂😂👏🏽👑

Sounds like Caruso is a little light in the loafers ...

@Joy-io7xl

Жыл бұрын

Ouch ….. that’s got to leave a mark, huh Sebastian? Lana is over influencing. Move out of California to Anywhere USA.

@dominicma33a93

Жыл бұрын

@@Joy-io7xl Kid is complaining about his outfits at 4 , its so California

Yeah my pops was either deer hunting or chewing Beechnut. No strawberry picking here 😂

@Joy-io7xl

Жыл бұрын

Your Dad contributed to society -NO strawberry picking - Cheers to your Dad!

My friends and I used to put ice in our bongs, and we would get nice smooth hits.

now i'm on 55 min in and i am still laughing so hard---sooooooo funny tonight

the bud tender you have to do-That would be a hit

No grey. Be Dad like it's 1950