wow the full stream is already out on the second channel wahoo yippee kzread.info/dash/bejne/imxtyMGphJPWZ6g.html also I stole first from all of you. I will revel in my privilege as the creator of this content.

@mcgoops

4 жыл бұрын

Failboat how could you steal the first from us

@galaxykid-nu2ks

4 жыл бұрын

Hi failboat

@bloodmuzzle

4 жыл бұрын

You monster. Truly relentless.

@Murioz

4 жыл бұрын

It looks I'm gonna die.

@Uthri

4 жыл бұрын

How dare you!

With regard to current affairs, I called my local politician. He said he was “just backing things, huh” When I asked about his oil executive friends he said they’re “just fracking things, huh” So I told him he was just slacking things, huh, and started just packing things, huh, to go grab something to eat. The chef asked why I was just snacking things, huh, as I looked to the bunch of shelves behind him. He was just racking things, huh, as he made my eggs, just cracking things, huh. When I finished I put my dishes in a pile, just stacking things, huh, and went to a nearby school. There was a teacher by a bulletin board, just tacking things, huh, who said that when a student wants an answer from their brain, they’re just wracking things, huh. The band was loud, just thwacking things, huh, and just clacking things, huh. All the nerds were just hacking things, huh, so the bullies got mad and start sacking things, huh. So I left, but then I saw some footprints and started just tracking things, huh, until I found a duck, just quacking things, huh, in a polluted pond that was just blacking things, hun. There was a guy with a broken down car, just jacking things, huh, and yelling into his phone, just yakking things, huh. I needed alone time so I went to a cabin, just shacking things, huh, and decided to watch Failboat, who was NOT just lacking things, huh. :)

@saamjaza1742

4 жыл бұрын

...You have won the comment section of this video.

@nicoornelas5676

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know if I should be disappointed or proud in humanity... maybe both.

@destanielamon8848

4 жыл бұрын

Why did I waste my brain cells reading this?

@Mooniiebean

4 жыл бұрын

*i...love everything that i just read*

@Nat_the_Chicken

4 жыл бұрын

I love how there's that one that's like "Just __acking things... *hun."*

You have gotten the Soul Seed. Now you just need the Power Seed, Space Seed, Time Seed, Reality Seed, and Mind Seed to complete the Infinitree Gauntlet. If you do the caramel dance half of all the toads will be silenced.

@saltshaker4011

4 жыл бұрын

I see nothing bad about this, perfect plan!

@Nat_the_Chicken

4 жыл бұрын

It's just like the last time you played tennis!

@pichuperez9037

4 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry but did you just say infinitree gauntlet

@thatchillasian8924

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t know why my most popular comments are on paper Mario content.

@SliminBlue

4 жыл бұрын

I mean I'm fine with silencing the toads but why have you conceived this plan it is so cursed

I like how in Pokemon everyone holds your hand but in Mario, they just say "cool you beat the weakest enemy"

@1179next

3 жыл бұрын

Now fight a Missile Launching box of Colored Pencils

@starastarship2730

3 жыл бұрын

Hey I am glad that I get praised for something. =w=👍🏻

@joaogabrielemilianodasilva6917

3 жыл бұрын

Why do i hear cynthia's music?

@six_buck_dlc

3 жыл бұрын

And that enemy was like, a terrorist with 5100 HP and the best killing equipment in existence

@kirbywithaknifeisawesome6028

2 жыл бұрын

@@joaogabrielemilianodasilva6917 *Piano starts playing*

In Mario Odyssey, the skeleton costume shows Mario’s nose. This means Mario’s nose is one hundred percent bone.

@theOGhyliankirby

4 жыл бұрын

That some... strange knowledge...

@artatitsworst8725

4 жыл бұрын

I know. And that is why all must know.

@cameronballz6154

4 жыл бұрын

Now I have a skeleTON of reasons to worry

@artatitsworst8725

4 жыл бұрын

As an added thing: Have you ever seen Mario’s nostrils? No? Because there are no nostrils. Luigi also has his own weird thing with his nose. In idle animations he can be seen pulling his nose forward and letting it snap back. This means luigi’s nose is some sort of rubbery substance.

@artatitsworst8725

4 жыл бұрын

It is probably just rubber.

If “Just whacking things, huh?” is the new “moom” I will figure out how to permanently remove the live chat from the entirety of KZread

@paxgallery6646

4 жыл бұрын

Just whacking things, huh?

@factfactfan

4 жыл бұрын

please dont

@Sirmatorz

4 жыл бұрын

Just being comedians huh?

@lilymurphy1001

4 жыл бұрын

Just whacking things, huh?

@geoman265.

4 жыл бұрын

Just moom, huh?

Peach: “And What of those... Toads? Shouldn’t they be silenced... for all of eternity?” Failboat: *“Yes”*

@ahunghuynh202

4 жыл бұрын

haha toad go *_SCREEEECH_*

@flipperjr.3822

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly Origami Peach might be onto something there.

@BattyFred

4 жыл бұрын

No

@nicoornelas5676

4 жыл бұрын

@WarmNuggets No, in fact whatever you answer before the final question just leads to the final question.

@seantaggart7382

4 жыл бұрын

Me: *PTSD OF TOAD* YES

Did that Goomba just come out and say “S T E P O N M E !”

@michaelrowell1232

3 жыл бұрын

Yes yes he did

@Jellyshark39

3 жыл бұрын

Its like someone tells you KILL ME

@bigfellathe2nd

3 жыл бұрын

MARIO PISSING

@wickedfast2166

3 жыл бұрын

@Elizabeth Morris grian told other hermits to kill him and they didnt hesitate. Ik its a different thing but the thought popped up in my head

@Boi5219

3 жыл бұрын

🎶Step on me step me on step on me I’ll step on youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!🎶

2:56 Wow I’m free from that in between dimension Failboat: NOPE

Guitarists: must strum and tune their instruments with precision. Trumpets: must control the amount of air they blow into the instrument for different tones. Drums: *just whacking things, huh?*

@tonedeafbard7021

3 жыл бұрын

ba-dum-tss

@SpinnR_FX

3 жыл бұрын

Why are you on my island

1:44 is *exactly* what I think whenever the failing four photoshops

@kirbywithaknife231

4 жыл бұрын

Mood

@gabeharris926

4 жыл бұрын

M O O M

@zekromeon607

4 жыл бұрын

That and when Fail makes Miis.

@Diamonddragon275

4 жыл бұрын

You can leave me here, I’m kinda into this

@msmx9088

4 жыл бұрын

honestly u should be more scared than amazed

The most terrifying thing about this game is that, in "realtime," Mario is not flat paper. This is representing the 3D world we usually see them in, and putting it in a way we can understand better---so what was that folding and stapling into another set of dimensions really like? What did they do to Peach??

@nerdycurls6253

4 жыл бұрын

What do mean? They refer to Mario and others as "flat folk" multiple times and refer to eachother as paper. This isn't representing anything I'm pretty sure it's just a different reality/world.

@fairyhaven13

4 жыл бұрын

@@nerdycurls6253 I interpret it as a way of showing us their world, like a metaphor. Like Flatland is a metaphor.

@dragonkeeper19600

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry to burst your bubble, but the world of the Paper Mario games is officially a separate universe from the main Mario games. They literally are made of paper.

@fairyhaven13

3 жыл бұрын

@@dragonkeeper19600 Booooooo. That's no fun lol

"No time to whack flowers!" That's a quote Actually said by one of the trees

@CumLordGary

4 жыл бұрын

Just whacking things, huh?

@KorbsieTheGoober

4 жыл бұрын

Just whacking things, huh?

@abyss1315

4 жыл бұрын

Huh? Just wacking things?

@youtuberjestforfun9074

2 жыл бұрын

@@abyss1315 wrong order

@ic0nic707

Жыл бұрын

@@youtuberjestforfun9074 Whacking huh just, things?

Missed opportunity to call the title "Paper Mario but just whacking things, huh?"

@thaias9654

4 жыл бұрын

But “but help” sounds good

@SnackGuy2Star

4 жыл бұрын

@@thaias9654 you wouldn't get it

@thatchillasian8924

4 жыл бұрын

Too bad, we’re getting the but some funny stuff happens treatment.

@huddahudda8282

4 жыл бұрын

@@thatchillasian8924 nah now it's the "experience" treatment

@para4

4 жыл бұрын

@Thaias “Paper mario but help me whack things huh”

The third tree saying “Just whacking things, huh?” Caught me off guard

@potattoggled

4 жыл бұрын

yea

@potatorat2508

4 жыл бұрын

Woooosh me, The tree doesn’t actually say that, It’s funny though.

@swishmationsyt1526

4 жыл бұрын

Ok sorry but it doesn’t actually say that. Fail just edited it.

@souppyyy3053

4 жыл бұрын

same

@souppyyy3053

4 жыл бұрын

@@swishmationsyt1526 r/woooosh

HE CHANGED THE TITLE TWICE What it is now: "The Paper Mario Experience" What it was before: "Paper Mario but help", "Paper Mario but some funny stuff happens" *BOI WHAT*

@aestheticastronaut5776

3 жыл бұрын

That's why the description says "The paper mario but help" but the title is "The paper mario experience" huh.

@six_buck_dlc

3 жыл бұрын

title fits better in the description so he changed it

5:47 SHY GUY EX MACHINA

Everyone will say yes to the Toads being silenced.

@goober4135

4 жыл бұрын

Just silincing toads huh

@Beauryllium

4 жыл бұрын

I didn't....

@xeras6101

4 жыл бұрын

I would rather not, thanks

@rodrigomorales563

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, they're fine.

@SiebayPlays

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh, Toads just out here living tho.

No one: The trees: J U S T W A K I N G T H I N G S *HUH?!*

@saltshaker4011

4 жыл бұрын

Just using an extremely overused format, huh? (The "no one" format is overused)

@goober4135

4 жыл бұрын

@@saltshaker4011 so you gonna hate on things just because they're popular?

@lucatdcat8720

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah! It really sucks! I was just having a nice nap and then he upped and waked me!

@Waddle_Dee_With_Internet

4 жыл бұрын

They look like Whispy Woods to me

@cameronballz6154

4 жыл бұрын

*Wack* not wake He isn't yelling *WAKE UP*

At the beginning, my first thought was “Sure was nice of the princess to invite us to a picnic, eh, Luigi?”

6:54 so how old were you when you realized that caramel dancin was only considered japanese due to the cuteness of the song and how high pitched it was and that the song is actually swedish

@pattychan3941

3 жыл бұрын

...today-old

@fieratheproud

2 жыл бұрын

I was like, 12 or so (Me being Finnish I had heard Swedish just enough to recognize a couple words. Now that I've actually studied the language I understand a couple more words)

@gamingrainbowandothers293

Жыл бұрын

Today-old ig, because I don't even know what that is lol-

*"just whacking things,huh?"* -failboat and the voices in his head 2020

"Paper Mario but help" is a good way to describe the state of the franchise honestly

@StatikandSheepish

4 жыл бұрын

You are everywhere. PS: have a good day. :)

@onememeyboi7149

4 жыл бұрын

That's horrifically true

@jbcho7461

4 жыл бұрын

Why are Always here

@Starb1t

4 жыл бұрын

Christopher is a bot, theres no way

@regulusfusionai2050

4 жыл бұрын

Oh hey, it's been a while since the last time I saw you, hru?

8:14 I am the lorax, and I speak for the trees. And the trees say, "Just whacking things, huh?"

10:13 Mario: *I'm sorry, little one.*

The body of Paper Mario from top to bottom: The Crucified Head The Wretched Nose The Godly Torso The *STRETCHY* Arms "Just whacking things, huh?" The Holy Legs and The Sacred feet.

@tripplordofinconvenience9953

4 жыл бұрын

Paper Mario doesn’t have legs

@katiemckinney9456

4 жыл бұрын

@@tripplordofinconvenience9953 Nah man, I was talking about the Moon Lord's Legs.

@theb2rd

4 жыл бұрын

@@tripplordofinconvenience9953 Hey, it's tripp! I didn't expect to see you here!

@geoman265.

4 жыл бұрын

@@katiemckinney9456 I see you are a man of culture

@knightgem8234

4 жыл бұрын

Dont forget the wretched nose, from which must be ripped from Mario's body

LMAO THE CAP KINGDOM MUSIC REALLY SEALED THE JOKE AT 1:20

@familianegrongarcia1422

4 жыл бұрын

Mario: Nup

@cameronballz6154

4 жыл бұрын

The goomba with a foot fetish

@hurt4322

4 жыл бұрын

t h e s a c r e d f e e t

6:20 Hey! *PLUNGES INTO DARK DEPTHS*

4:06 Shy Guy: Hi babe, yes I am real man, you wanna go skateboards?

he skipped the part where he killed himself in the tutorial

@ikeiaa

4 жыл бұрын

ya he did

@thatoneguy9582

4 жыл бұрын

he what

@unclegarf7366

4 жыл бұрын

go watch the original stream he dies in the first hole

@failboat

4 жыл бұрын

was going to include it, but honestly nothing really eventful came of it. Just a simple death and a reset 🤷‍♂️

@arpoti3287

4 жыл бұрын

Hey Daniel

2:55 the thing: yay i finally free!- slams the thing mario: nothing happened totally :)

9:45 I was watching, laughing at the repeated and unnecessary use of “just whacking things, huh” and I snorted when I paused the video and realized the chapter said “just whacking things, huh”

Daniel, during these past few months, my depression has been getting worse and worse. I've lost all motivation, and no longer enjoy most things I used to enjoy. Your content is one of the few things that still bring me joy in these dark times. Thank you for doing what you do, and for helping me so much in these times. Godspeed, Fail, godspeed.

@Iantendo1

4 жыл бұрын

Stay safe and I hope you do fine

@dawnofpigs9729

4 жыл бұрын

IanPlaysNintendo I agree. I fell bad for u:(

@dawnofpigs9729

4 жыл бұрын

:(

@katiemckinney9456

4 жыл бұрын

I had depression for a while as well. I was sad and while I still liked doing things I used to do, it just didn't have the same meaning to me. It will get better though. I promise. Don't give in to the sadness, it may not seem like it, but it will get better, and you'll find your light at the end of the tunnel.

@indep_

4 жыл бұрын

I really hope you get better :)

Like halfway through the stream my mom was yelling at me to do something else and for like 2 hrs I was like "20 more minutes"

@kimarykorlumiose7728

4 жыл бұрын

SmallAnt moment

@nicke.8622

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@BlueToadFan

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah how dare you enjoy something. Having fun? UNACCEPTABLE

@place_holder2160

4 жыл бұрын

@@BlueToadFan what?

@squibble311

4 жыл бұрын

time for XD skip

“Lmao I bet they gonna staple him” *actually does get stapled* “JESUS-“

4:21 This is just an Amalgamate from Undertale in the form of Origami.

@thegenderofkel

Ай бұрын

including the foot fetish

0:41 peach: shouldn’t these toads be silenced for all of ertinity? Failboat: this is my queue to promote slavery!

@Nat_the_Chicken

4 жыл бұрын

Is that kind of queue spelled that way as well? I thought that was just getting in line. I'm American, though, what do I know?

11:22 I thought he said “ow”

“Thank goodness our fall was stopped by this tree! Wich shed multicolored skin flakes in da process“

2:19 OBJECTION! HIS ARMS ARE LAYERED BY HIS CLOTHES, which are apparently a part of him as well, AND YOU CAN SEE THE THICKNESS OF THE SLEEVE, AND CONSIDERING THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PAPER MARIO AND HIS ARMS IN SCEEN, IF YOUR ORIGINAL CALCULATIONS WERE BASED ON ONE LAYER, THEN THE ARMS WOULD INDEED AVERAGE OUT TO 1,000 FOLDS! Also please help, I've had ace attorney music playing in my head for the last year, and it won't stop, send help.

@Disassembly_droneN_

Жыл бұрын

I have the same problem as you

2:01 THE HAMMER OF THE AROUSED XD

Fun fact! The theme at 4:35 is a remix of Color Splash’s miniboss theme!

@pugking298

Жыл бұрын

Do you know what song was at 11:28

@pugking298

Жыл бұрын

I mean 11:15

“Just Whacking Things huh?” Is my favorite line My second favorite is : “Oh No He’s Hot” XD

5:12 *he's ascending*

7:36 does the invincibility music slap? A. Yes B. Yes C. OH MY GOD I WANT TO KEEP THIS IT IS AMAZING

When a paper Mario just comes out and your friend plays pokemon shield 11:38

6:36 please don't bring that image into my mind, thanks.

3:19 Guys chill it’s just a WAfFlE MaKeR

I actually just got an ad for Paper Mario while watching this.

@enderguyx2081

4 жыл бұрын

So did I! Strange, isn’t it?

@TimedCours3

4 жыл бұрын

Me too

@tarposthecheesecakethief7007

4 жыл бұрын

Same.

@grant5899

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@UrMumLuvsUHun

4 жыл бұрын

Ad

At 2:31 I got interrupted by a Paper Mario: origami king ad. It's like they know.

6:28 *Stepbrother when stepsis gets stuck*

@infinitepie7439

4 жыл бұрын

Why. Just *WHY.*

@Quicksilver1034

4 жыл бұрын

Just Alabama things huh,

@cameronballz6154

4 жыл бұрын

Do not press read more... *you have been warned* *Mario's favourite warp pipe*

@cameronballz6154

4 жыл бұрын

Do not press read more... *you have been warned* *Last chance...don't scroll down* *Mario's favourite warp pipe*

(7:00) Me: did anyone want crust Failboat: na

Don't you just love it when your uber eats saves you from getting possessed at the last second

I'm kinda disappointed that at 11:47 one of the shrubs didn't say "Just whackin' things, huh?"

@saltshaker4011

4 жыл бұрын

Just *not* whacking things, huh?

someone: chops down a tree the tree: *just whackin' things, huh?*

@kayleighmoore6951

2 жыл бұрын

*just whackin' things, huh?*

8:33 Windy woods

@playtimeMaddyB

10 ай бұрын

Oh no

*very close to the cliff* -Weegee Daniel 2020 Colorized

Ew Failboat likes his castles with the crust on! I like the raw taste of cement and bricks without the crust of the castle.

@Quicksilver1034

4 жыл бұрын

Just crunching things huh,

@cameronballz6154

4 жыл бұрын

Crust gang... *RISE UP!!!*

11:10 lol

7:31 tHATS ME ON MY ALT TIMBER REACTS

9:09 Kronk voice actor 2020

8:57 Joe from family guy as an tree

I also said yes to the toad question... And I dont regret it at all.

0/10 game, the big tree never said “Just whacking things huh”

@Quicksilver1034

4 жыл бұрын

Just 10/10 for whacking things huh,

@cameronballz6154

4 жыл бұрын

*JUST WHACKING THINGS HUH???* 10/10

Guys, I think I found who played kronk in emperor’s new groove 9:15

I Love when Failboat's voice cracks And he turns into a teenager

11:57 Failboat:flowers don’t have feelings right?

3:38 dan, stop

why is the first four minutes and five seconds labeled “like and subscribe to rip Mario’s nose from his body”? Failboat I’m very concerned

@genevieve2845

4 жыл бұрын

then again, I'm not really surprised at this point

@quantumblauthor7300

3 жыл бұрын

Nose is part of bone costume and is therefore bone

*game started in peaceful way* Failboat: *makes it choetic as his cognition is because of course he would be team choes in the finalfest*

@thatoneguy9582

4 жыл бұрын

-to be fair a lot of these lines sound strangely kinky out of context- “I don’t know if I should be scared or amazed, but I’m kinda both?” “Even if I get stomped on, it would be an honour” “You can’t sit on ol’ Grandsappy’s head” just 2:52 and 6:28 as an image in general

@Quicksilver1034

4 жыл бұрын

Just a lot of words with c in it huh,

2:57 this had me laughing so hard.

0:10 Oh, I HATE when that happens!

@rjkyboi5027

4 жыл бұрын

Saaaaaaaaame

@Quicksilver1034

4 жыл бұрын

Just 1st to 8th things huh,

Whenever I jump on enemies I say “Give em’ the boot!”

Failure talking about silencing the toads reminded me of a cursed toad drawing i made imagine toad but with buff arms and also jojos bizarre adventure

I love how the thumbnail predicts one of the most menacing bosses later in the game since this video came out the day or the day after the release date

Paper Mario: The Origami King- "Just whacking things, huh?"

>made recently >has teammates >flat aesthetic >everyone is a bug Wha-

@MantaKizaemonFTW

4 жыл бұрын

Bug fables

@eloiwargnier6021

4 жыл бұрын

Splatoon 4

@moldyshishkabob

4 жыл бұрын

Technically made a year ago for PC, but yeah, great game. Glad it's out for consoles now.

The title is “Paper Mario but help”

@astrouphel

4 жыл бұрын

It is indeed.

@goober4135

4 жыл бұрын

Love him or hate him but he be spitting facts huh?

@ahunghuynh202

4 жыл бұрын

uhhhhh

“Rock, Paper, Scissors” failboat, get to a certain point. U predicted it.

@nightfurywarriorcat8159

3 жыл бұрын

The thumbnail is also an unintentional prediction.

@ilikedragons6779

2 жыл бұрын

*OH MY GOD YOU’RE BOTH RIGHT-*

he said mouthfoul here: 2:28

me at the start: ok this is my first big exposure, please dont be a repeat of the belongs in the trashes me at the end: ... seriouly that felt like 2 minutes of gameplay

1:38 between dimensions? now where have I heard that before

you're not gonna believe how accurate your thumbnail's gonna be in your playthrough Failboat.

I love the moment I just paused on. It was like: " It was a mouth- " And then I'm all like: [ WHEEZE ]

2:45 , is that marios hand or? -insert lenny face

I swear, I somehow changed from this video to the second paper mario video, and I had a moment of thinking that the thirsty goomba and stapler were in the second video and somehow got erased from existence while I was blanking out. I should get some rest...

1:19 Ok but why aren’t you jumping at me, that’s what you’re supposed to do

10:58🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The epic trilogy: Chapter 1: subscribe to rip Mario’s nose from his body Chapter 2: run time Chapter 3: the outside Chapter4: just whacking things, huh? The epic finale chapter 5: seedy tree

@plaidhatter1674

3 жыл бұрын

The screaming tree at 11:20 will never not be funny

9:59 Mario:(litters in the pond) Also Mario: hmmm I wonder why all these fish are floating to the surface lifelessly

Failboat: leave it to uber eats Me: *MARIO KART TOUR FLASHBACKS*

1:33 sounds like loser from bfb

@pugking298

Жыл бұрын

He does

When I saw the reveal trailer for this game I thought it was a remake of the thousand year door and all I could think of was... "Arlo actualy did it!"

1:24: S̸ T̸ O̸ M̸ P̸

Imagine when Mario was pulling oliva out she just rips *Hold A to pull* *RIIIIIIPPPPP*

“And so he died on the spot.” -Failboat 2020

9:31 Just whacking things Huh?

Nobody: Failboat in the whispering woods: JuSt WhaCkInG tHiNgS, hUh?

@factfactfan

4 жыл бұрын

Not very green of him...

@goober4135

4 жыл бұрын

Nice hammer though

@julianrhoe6226

4 жыл бұрын

@@factfactfan yes

@julianrhoe6226

4 жыл бұрын

@@goober4135 haha

@Quicksilver1034

4 жыл бұрын

Just Zelda things huh,

"🎶And he died on the spot🎶" - Failboat 2020

9:51 Hey look its me in the live chat