Did you say... CHOCOLATE? 😠

@swybdoo6170

3 жыл бұрын

I really hope most people understood this reference cuz it's one of my favorite episodes

@MitoNova583

3 жыл бұрын

CHOOOOOOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!

@bigdonza08

3 жыл бұрын

chocolate CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE!

@pixel_eats_cinderblocks5513

3 жыл бұрын

CHOCLATEEEEEEEE

@themosslord4753

3 жыл бұрын

No

So they ported DOOM to Game Builder Garage, but will they port the entirety of the Bad Apple remix music video

@MitoNova583

3 жыл бұрын

ALSO THIS IS THE BEST SPONSOR READ YET I DID NOT EXPECT THE SOOTHING SOUNDS OF "if you're happy and you know it"

@sponsoredbywalmart

3 жыл бұрын

it's bound to happen someday, just like with everything with a screen on it

@Ultragay_bacon

3 жыл бұрын

How bout entirety of cookie clicker

@Diamoondust

3 жыл бұрын

100%

@dead_max9599

3 жыл бұрын

Bad Apple is like Megalovania. It's unavoidable. It always comes back.

*massive fart sound* “Hold on, let me turn on the speaker” I can’t. That’s just the best thing ever.

@johndronio

3 жыл бұрын

fard

@maceofspades5766

3 жыл бұрын

timestamp?

@GavTV29

3 жыл бұрын

Poot

@ethanshow_8369

3 жыл бұрын

@@maceofspades5766 2:29

@VZAofficial

3 жыл бұрын

I seriously just laughed at a fart joke watching tjis

Chocolate: You know, I'm something of a turkey myself

@bobfruck

3 жыл бұрын

chocolate is a twerkey

@fabanano6158

3 жыл бұрын

Twerky is a chocolate

@Lazer_Specter

3 жыл бұрын

Looks like he lost his head when he got the news he was a turkey.

@Tyranitar.

3 жыл бұрын

Secure, Contain, Protect.

@CosmicCrimson

3 жыл бұрын

@@bobfruck _stop_

Who needs star field when you have TOAD WAITS FOR A BUS

@namedless

3 жыл бұрын

Hmmmmmmm

@bidoof367

3 жыл бұрын

who needs garfield

@KSKY2012

2 жыл бұрын

yeah who needs car kneeld.

The chat spamming "Secure, Contain, Protect" was the absolute worst after i just binged scp videos

@wesleyyaeggy9922

3 жыл бұрын

Why tho? Is that not what it stands for?

@aperturescienceguy2737

3 жыл бұрын

whe n

@factfactfan

3 жыл бұрын

it’s at 1:28, daniel asked what scp stood for

@WhimWearsBlue

3 жыл бұрын

I binged scp videos and now I can’t sleep

ngl the first jumpscare in the p.t. TERRIFIED me as well

@Lazer_Specter

3 жыл бұрын

Me too.

@justinclark9075

3 жыл бұрын

Good to see I'm not the only one.

@theshow0942

3 жыл бұрын

same.

@eggnog97

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@musicalsystem927

3 жыл бұрын

At least someone else was

Chocolate managed to lose his entire upper body after around 30 seconds while being kept by failboat: *Truly, a worthy pet owner indeed*

*Dog gets cut in half* "I don't think THIS was in the original nintendogs..."

@sonataavalon6017

3 жыл бұрын

Me neither Pickolas Cage

@slicedbombings8402

3 жыл бұрын

Hmmm..... You think Edit:idk either

@martletsimpofficial

3 жыл бұрын

no it was

Naming a dog chocolate is like naming a human “cyanide”

@UltimaDoombotMK1

3 жыл бұрын

Hello, Arsenic, how's your car, I heard it had some engine troubles before.

@midnightgamer2158

3 жыл бұрын

Ahahahahaha

@Headless_Toil2418

2 жыл бұрын

Or a robot water

@hiimpeyton671

2 жыл бұрын

@@Headless_Toil2418 Could be waterproof

@Headless_Toil2418

2 жыл бұрын

@@hiimpeyton671 True that

Therapist: All dreams have a meaning My dreams: 0:48 I see the Headless Horseman finally found a nice head to chop

@Zorkling27

2 жыл бұрын

My dreams: 10:46

Remember when Nintendo wouldn’t support games made by “garage developers”?

@henodude7804

3 жыл бұрын

Ironic

If Failboat made all the commercials on TV, I’d probably watch them more than the actual shows.

You know i didnt get the whole game builder garage thing until i looked at the gameplay and came to a profound realization. "Wait a minute its Little Big Planet. Wait this is amazing."

@therunawaykid6523

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it's amazing easily one of my favourite switch games, I'm currently working on a Simpsons game and a recreation of a custom Mario 3d world level

One of the best ads I’ve ever

@nolanainsworth

3 жыл бұрын

This is also one of best ad I ever

@cjlite0210

3 жыл бұрын

Ever what?

@professormason8834

3 жыл бұрын

@@cjlite0210 ever.

@dustinmoore5304

3 жыл бұрын

@@cjlite0210 ever Caleb... ever

@hotdogboi6829

3 жыл бұрын

C’n

4:06 Failboat gets scared by Disney princess

Failboat: The guy who will get spooked from playing *Game Builder Garage*

I promise you, sit through the ad roll for him. You may not want The product, but the comedy therein is gold

@crowngamer901

3 жыл бұрын

That was the best Failboat ad I’ve ever seen

@colixart

Жыл бұрын

I mean, it was so good of an ad I might get it

2:16 I’m crying rn

@chimklee

3 жыл бұрын

That’s just what failboat videos do

@SpringySpring04

3 жыл бұрын

KOISHI FUMO

@Sodamoth

2 жыл бұрын

@@SpringySpring04 where is the Fumo?

Toad sounds like an Angry Bird launching itself 1:38

@Vader-12345

2 ай бұрын

1:39

“I’ve never heard toad suffering sound so… *crisp* ” NEITHER HAVE I BUT LET THE SUFFERING CONTINUE

@Thegreenestflyintheland

6 ай бұрын

DONT LET IT STOP

@FloeAnimations

5 ай бұрын

The visceral sound of a toad scream brought me such a surprise, thank you. -moeblob aka my brother

10:41. I decided to join a stream for the first time in ages. And I saw this.

"There's noway you can build... A horror game in Nintendo garage builder, right?" Labo VR: *Allow me to introduce myself.*

*POV: Mario didn’t take his normal pills.*

@al_x2138

3 жыл бұрын

One could argue maybe that's what the point of the mask is

@Terracylle

2 жыл бұрын

@@al_x2138 that's what the point of the mattress

@KSKY2012

2 жыл бұрын

@@Terracylle and all the ever ask is.... "why are you so mattress?"

@Terracylle

2 жыл бұрын

@@KSKY2012 true

10:57 Do not ask for whom the Toad screams...

Toad waits for a bus and Toad's Quest for Cheerios are the 2 games of the year. Try to convince me otherwise.

@jaydentorres254

3 жыл бұрын

I cant

@MitoNova583

3 жыл бұрын

Toad comes home to his kids after getting the milk, how about that

@slicedbombings8402

3 жыл бұрын

@@MitoNova583 the T H R E E Q U L

@StaceyStAmant

2 жыл бұрын

Super mario bros 2

4:29 bruh he sounds like toad

2:28 I spit out my drink. I hate that that made me laugh.

9:04 man, odyssey 2 looking good!

This ad was beautiful. I too, have issues following the directions of "if you're happy and you know it"

i like how everyone was saying "secure contain protect" because we all finally found a friend for Josie (SCP-529)

0:54 Inside out:here we go again

2:03 R.I.P mr behemoth screamoth, he was the true chad. Only OG’S will remember him from Kirby star allies videos……

9:21 POV you forgot to programm death

9:17 mario was so thin that he slipped through the fabric of reality

2:55 GAS GAS GAS

@user-th4zc1rq3t

3 ай бұрын

YOU GOTA STEP ON THE GAS

E3? What’s that? I like to use the *game garage* for all my games, you guys are missing out

10:35 AMAZING .BOOTIFUL 2 GUD FOR DIS WORLD AN EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER

At 10:11 when Mario hit the flag pole, in another room, the Taco Bell bell sound effect went off the same time when Mario hit the flag pole😦😦😦

3:19 I REMEMBER YOU SAYING THIS FROM THE STREAM LOL!!

11:12 is just pain

2:42 what if I use the code "FAIL100"? Will I get 100% off?

@imagiking69420

8 ай бұрын

This man is using all 3 hemispheres of his brain

@egeomplo

6 ай бұрын

FREE SPEAKERS

@idc2932

3 ай бұрын

Does that mean something like "FAIL125" will have them pay you 25% of its worth

6:57 thats me (:

@jordy_de-zee

2 жыл бұрын

yes

13:12 _goo_ sniff me

4:35 IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?!?!? KAYOIN THE DONUT?!?!? 😱😱😱😱

I came in seeing a dog being cut in half, and to be honest, I'm not disappointed

0:05 Nintendogs (Best game ever) 2:50 Mario Kart (Mario Kart) 3:44 P.T. (I had nightmares about Barbie dolls too) 5:48 Doom Eternal (Teaser?) 6:38 A Mega Game (ITS SAAN-) 7:10 Bowser's "fury" (Garage) 9:03 Mario's stroll (DAAN YOU SUCK AT THE GAM-) 10:35 Toad waits for a bus (You mean scre-) 11:54 Toads quest for cheerios (Okay nvm Nintendogs sucks now, Best game ever) 12:54 G 005 N1F FME (Get sniffed me'd haha *cringy fortnite dance*)

that stupid doom thing at 5:48 made me laugh way too hard what the fu

10:49 *_music_*

Mario: i like the feeling of wining. me: oh god is Mario posesed? 10:18

0:26 mentions chest burster alien and then proceeds to show a clip from spaceballs

@BlightHauler247

Жыл бұрын

That exact alien: hello my baby, hello my honey hello my ragtime gal **ragtime gal resumes**

When u can't afford doom eternal: 5:53

HAIL THE MIGHTY HAT KID!!

@WertyonYT459

3 жыл бұрын

YES

Failboat has a full Failbeard now, huh

1:13 there’s literally an SCP just like this except it’s a cat

@hebberhobber6802

Жыл бұрын

The missing half

@Hazelbazelwastaken

Жыл бұрын

Josie the missing half

@somerandomgamer9065

Жыл бұрын

And it’s back half is missing

@grayestspore1760

2 ай бұрын

and its the other half is gone

My first time watching (Almost)an entire Failboat stream, I remember watching all of this

I’m cackling, I didn’t expect the jump scares but boy did I enjoy failboat suffering

Anti Vax mom: my child is perfectly healthy Her child: 1:03

5:13 That face is such a mood.

This was the right way to do a sponsor ad. I actually watched all of it. And didn’t skip through. Amazing.

When toad waits for the bus, he screams. When the bus arrives, YOUR the one who screams

It takes fail a measly 48 seconds to break everything.

*"If You're Happy and You Know it" plays.* Failboat: *Visible nostalgic happiness.*

Toad's Quest for Cheerios best game🤌

When the clock showed 11:59 the first time that was the same time I was watching this video

Failboat, you don’t need E3 You don’t need a mental hospital (yet) What you need Is more GAME BUILDER GARAGE

"whoops sorry about that let me turn the speakers on now" made my day

Me: sees first 3 seconds of video Realizes spoilers for game Me: I’ll take your entire stock

3:02 Guido got nothin on this

Toad screaming Is the peak of my comedy

Being here for the full stream just makes this even better :)

0:26 I adore that you used the Spaceballs clip for this.

That was the greatest sponsor segment I’ve ever seen

0:37 HES A LITERAL GOD!!!!

This live was yesterday and its not even in stream storage Love it

Dan has been the hylight of my year. thank you dan!

I can't image fail boat having a beard...

@seasonsarecool

3 жыл бұрын

I can because I've seen it

@dasher9974

3 жыл бұрын

@@seasonsarecool you are right. I think I may have seen just a bit ago...

@Nat_the_Chicken

3 жыл бұрын

But now... You don't have to! Introducing the new Bearded Failboat Plush!

@dasher9974

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nat_the_Chicken failbeard

@Nat_the_Chicken

3 жыл бұрын

@@dasher9974 Yes

8:36 p5 starts playing

Failboat makes my day a little bit better.

Then there was the miitopia half where we started communicating with Morse code

reject e3, return to failboat also very funny and epic intro :)

Bowsers moody Monday is finally released took them long enough

3:42 P.T? *Oh no* *Silent Hill theme plays*

@GradientOfUnpleasentness

6 ай бұрын

P.T SD

E3 : * doing cringe announcements * Failboat : *Fine , i'll do it myself.*

Everybody gangsta til all the e3 showcases get replaced with this

6:45 MEGLOVANA

@hebberhobber6802

Ай бұрын

a.m. FOG

10:38 toad screams while waiting for a bus to arrive

0:27 "This is the alien that bursts out of your chest from Alien." >shows scene from Space Balls _Perfection._

I would definitely watch ads if Failboat was in all of them

The only enemy is yourself *proceeds to hear gunshot sound* OH LORD

I am feeling a sense of holy joy to hear toad's incredible screams over and over

Half-Chocolate literally killed me I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe-

0:13 chocolate: IF YOU COME NEAR ME YOU WILL BECOME O N E W I T H T H E F L O O R

1:23 SCP idk

2:28 i want these speakers now, you've hooked me

Toad screaming for an hour was definitely the highlight of my day

It took me until the Mario Kart segment to realize what game this was.

12:20 CHERIOS GIMME A STACK OF EM

I was scared the sprite feature wouldn't be capable enough but this is amazing

Saw this as a stream yesterday and the stream was a masterpiece.