Crabman here, I'm actually considering getting the crab fit and making a podcast. Thank you, Geck. Talking on that level in a casual environment really opened my mind.

@gener1cname

4 ай бұрын

Do it!!! You sound like someone who’s got their head on right. I’d love to hear more from you

@CrustaceanJames1

4 ай бұрын

​@gener1cname man life is moving fast rn but I genuinely wanna do this. I just gotta figure out the logistics

@talenikomeshokakujaha1771

4 ай бұрын

You are legend go ahead and do it John😂😤

@TannerWombat

4 ай бұрын

Do it crab man. Crabs don’t think they do.

@z100returnz4

4 ай бұрын

cmon crab man start a podcast i wanna subscribe

Improvising the name "Alexander Graham Bell" for the CEO of Taco Bell is legendary

@Mrmidknight-yx9pg

4 ай бұрын

Was gonna say dude died in like 1900?

@turtlebleaches131

4 ай бұрын

@@Mrmidknight-yx9pgno he didn’t he’s my brother man’s is still here

@davidwavidshmavider

4 ай бұрын

Maybe for the CEO of Taco Bell, and Graham crackers, or Teddy Grahams.

@brookehildebrant9868

4 ай бұрын

Hahhahahahahhaahahahah

@Actually_nobody_ever

4 ай бұрын

@@turtlebleaches131buddy…

Would love more Papa John's concubine lore honestly

@hellraisincraisin

3 ай бұрын

“concubine lore” gave me the chuckle I needed today, thank you kind sir

Papa john’s mistress is my favorite fleet foxes member turned solo artist.

@liloreoinya

4 ай бұрын

Jesus Christ, girl. What are people gonna think?

@defense200x

4 ай бұрын

who cares what some randos think@@liloreoinya

@brookehildebrant9868

4 ай бұрын

Hahahahahahahah omg

@charlesellenburg1895

4 ай бұрын

Such brilliant word-play

not geck remembering the guys name when he wanted to switch it mid call

@dionsw6351

4 ай бұрын

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING, I was like I swear he said jack

i know papa john has bedazzled balls

I like how nobody is mentioning how that second to last call ended out of nowhere lol

@dannydevito6642

4 ай бұрын

Gec was not fw him

The influencer scene in Indiana according to caller 1: Jordan Underwood, and "just all these little basic girls with long hair and hats" I am on the floor laughing

Bro went straight to bionicles mad respect

@CrustaceanJames1

4 ай бұрын

I cut right to the fuckin business. Mata Nui bless 🙌 🙏

I loved seeing those moments, Lyle! It's when your unique personality shines through, and your creativity sparks. Your enthusiasm discussing Papa John and his mistress getting pampered together was priceless. @5:01

That chaotic neutral crab guy knows a thing or two about life. And he's not me.

I live in Fishers, IN. Geist is like the "rich" area. There are mansions that surrounds a reservoir. My partner works as a general contractor in that area and he says he's met some interesting people. They have private jets and live very wild lives.

It’s crazy how the next called after the Papa John’s mistress one was named John

That crab guy said the most enlightening thing at the end of the call oh my god

That episode was fire geck.

I really like John "The Crab Guy" this is one of the reasons why I love Therapy Gecko is to listen to people like him. I relate to him a lot, he sounds like such a cool guy with a lot of interesting perspectives. If you're reading this John, I hope to listen to "Therapy Crab" someday and good luck on your cybersecurity degree and career! I know how hard it is to juggle a full time job and studying at the same time.

I can attest to Indiana being just a downright strange place. Pretty much my whole family is from Brookville, Indiana.. there is a reason my mom moved far away when she could. 🤣

Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone lol…. and died in 1922. Glen Bell founded Tacobell in 1962.

I like the geckittude. Keep it up. This world needs a bit more gecking and a bit less... Well, you know. A bit less non-gecking. Also, why do people assume a gecko is aware of vajazzaling. I just don't see gerlckos walking down the street talking to their gerlcko friends, "Oh hey, a vajazzaling establishment that caters to amphibians, how lucky are we. Who is down for a vajazzalin'? I'm buying!" Geckos aren't not out vajazzaling themselves. They have other shit to worry about. Clearly.

Papa johns mistress be balling

Papa John sounds like someone I need to meet. Guy has his priorities straight.

@Stanheights

4 ай бұрын

He’s also insanely racist

Thank you for reminding me I have crab cakes in the freezer

"I smoke a ton of weed" "Like 2 grams yesterday" 🤣🤣🤣

Ethan needs to hear this!!!

I remember you From Reddit and it was watching your live streams

Gary Indiana ? 😂😂😂

“Bedazzled on his pelvis”

The OF story has so many easy solutions that this dude has closed his mind to. His girlfriend is a freelancer, she can work whenever, she doesn't need to work the same hours as him. She can also do her work in the bedroom or bathroom, with the door locked, so he won't barge in on her again. He could also work at a cafe or a coworking place since he's work from home.

For real the papa John's dude got caught hunting lions and other animals not to be touched with bullets when I was in college so sometime around 2010 or 11

23:45 is 2 grams really THAT much to smoke in a day? It's like 4 joints

@6lacksappho456

4 ай бұрын

It's relative, but a single joint has lasted some individuals the entire day 💀. + Most people like to spread their weed across an entire week.

@BigShaneGillis

4 ай бұрын

On a particularly adventurous weekend? Nope. On your typical work day? Yes

@KrakkenXXX

4 ай бұрын

If you’re not a drug addict

@contentconsumer3743

4 ай бұрын

that’s like 400mg lol

@kickshitdownson

4 ай бұрын

If you’re a smoker nah, 2 grams is like a blunt and a half 😂

I think I've had a stare off with geck once on the train in downtown LA 😅

Tfw the "five guys" of five guys were the founder and his 4 sons at the time lmao

Lyle you rock!! I hope to see you in Huntsville, Alabama

25:44 THIS SHIT OMFG I relate 100%! Yeah communicating the issue was the right move.

Mr. John Crabhyperfocus I wish you everything in life ty for talking about crabs Signed, an ASD enby

It's real weird hearing all of the towns I grew up near namedropped

The goat fr

I listen to this and eat breakfast

I think the last caller has a lil bit too much courage

@purefat1655

4 ай бұрын

bro has 3 names

First caller just did not want to admit her mum was one of the mistresses lol

Project almanac is a good movie. I don't know why it doesn't get its flowers 🤷

Omg vagazelling wtf 🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂❤❤❤

@h3podcast needs to hear this one lmfao

my mom used to be a high end escort in pheonix, she's got some stories about the papa john himself, ill have to get her to call in sometime, according to her he is pretty kinky in the weirdest ways, you guys would get a kick out of it im sure

Homie didn’t say 2 grams is a lot of weed

Why'd he hang up on the cake sitting guy 🤔

Papa bless.

Met him in a bar once after the N word incident. He bikes around handing out papa johns gift cards in his little biker spandex. Just let it go man.

12:41 this caller is vajudgey

Lol, Crab man was cool. Very interesting call. 😂

Video one of asking you to change the face paint to red to match the inside of the gecko mouth!

One of the first to say I love lyle.

I am glad Indiana is not part of.. Europe.. lol.

@metatrongroove2824

4 ай бұрын

your loss bro

I feel like the first caller is jealous 😭😂

@tommydaniels1805

4 ай бұрын

Yeah at first she was looking down on the idea, now she is going to slide in papa John’s dm’s and tie dye her assfro

Papa John’s mistress sounds really cool actually

26:08 I really understand where this caller is coming from :,(

Hearing someday I only take 2gs of weed a day sound like a lot makes me sad when I’m rolling my 7th blunt of the day of 1-2gs per blunt

@roankelly7275

4 ай бұрын

bongs are more efficient if ur tryna cut down

@KrakkenXXX

4 ай бұрын

You have an issue

@Big_wumbus

4 ай бұрын

Yo brother all that smoke inhalation might not be good for you. I would suggest if you want to be high for a day to go to edibles man. Provides less strain on your throat/lungs

Holaaa

I seriously think these are scripted , just some of the things said are just too comical 😂

Do Tyler The Creator as a guest please

my name is chef

@CaveDDECanem

4 ай бұрын

Calm down max and chad

i like grease

Go crab guy!

This show is for sure shadow banned

get phket

iM FiRsT 😮

Paint your face pink

@metatrongroove2824

4 ай бұрын

heretic

@turtle4493

4 ай бұрын

@@metatrongroove2824 you know deep down I'm right

@acheerio7003

4 ай бұрын

heretic

@turtle4493

4 ай бұрын

@@acheerio7003 make it pink

Please answer my call at some point I'll give you content you cannot argue with I'm manager at a bowling alley kitchen and 70 percent of my paycheck goes to child support which I'm happy to do but I'm the only homeless fuck out here with a 500 dollar ski coat, badass as fuck guitar with a super sweet case, and yeah

Papa John’s girl is insufferable.

@bitefesili

4 ай бұрын

maybe you're just insufferable

The therapy gecko outro is the best