The Pantless Bandits!!! - Ark: Survival Ascended

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The bandits are on the loose with no pants in sight!!!
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Ark Survival Ascended

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  • @NavyOtter
    @NavyOtter12 күн бұрын

    Neebs needs to form the shirtless sheriffs

  • @foxboy1985

    @foxboy1985

    12 күн бұрын

    Whip cracks

  • @oldmilk3y301

    @oldmilk3y301

    12 күн бұрын

    Great idea 🤣

  • @TheLigon27

    @TheLigon27

    12 күн бұрын

    excellent idea 😂

  • @tonyparker9568

    @tonyparker9568

    12 күн бұрын

    Fun fact: you can hand-cuff players to beds now.

  • @aaronjones7364

    @aaronjones7364

    12 күн бұрын

    That HAS to be a thing! Also got the 69th like :D

  • @verdant9644
    @verdant964412 күн бұрын

    The ultimate betrayal by Neebs at the end! I'm dead 🤣

  • @disrespank

    @disrespank

    12 күн бұрын

    Betrayal? more like ... payback... or revenge. Well deserved one too.

  • @nashobasipokni3628

    @nashobasipokni3628

    12 күн бұрын

    @@disrespank and was righteously funny!😝

  • @jlyvren89

    @jlyvren89

    12 күн бұрын

    You know what they always say about Karma... 😏

  • @funkymunky7935

    @funkymunky7935

    12 күн бұрын

    Anyone remember Appsro's "REVENGE!" from the Minecraft series?

  • @JayneTheory

    @JayneTheory

    12 күн бұрын

    😂

  • @stashmerkin9576
    @stashmerkin957612 күн бұрын

    Anthony: the whip crack sound effects *chef's kiss*

  • @penspencils5564

    @penspencils5564

    12 күн бұрын

    Right? I chuckled after the second one and was in tears by the time of the double whip crack after the bandits line.

  • @stashmerkin9576

    @stashmerkin9576

    12 күн бұрын

    @@penspencils5564 same!

  • @Astralpains

    @Astralpains

    11 күн бұрын

    Canyonero! *whip crack*

  • @stashmerkin9576

    @stashmerkin9576

    11 күн бұрын

    @@Astralpains good reference! 😀

  • @templarnight680
    @templarnight68012 күн бұрын

    11:26 when Apprso stands up, so simple and still so funny.

  • @matthewwolf90
    @matthewwolf9012 күн бұрын

    Appsro “I can’t understand why I’m so cold” such is the burden one bears, when they bare all as, The Pantsless Bandit! 😂😂😂

  • @kingalfred2014

    @kingalfred2014

    11 күн бұрын

    *Whip Crack*

  • @gent_Carolina

    @gent_Carolina

    11 күн бұрын

    1st one: *bears, as in carries

  • @matthewwolf90

    @matthewwolf90

    11 күн бұрын

    @@gent_Carolina English is such a weird language lol

  • @gent_Carolina

    @gent_Carolina

    11 күн бұрын

    @@matthewwolf90 Oh, I thought autocorrect had ambushed you. What's your native language? ☺️

  • @RedbeardMads
    @RedbeardMads12 күн бұрын

    Rule Number One: Never tell someone your weakness. Neebs capitalizing on that at the end was epic! love this new series guys!

  • @RobertMay289
    @RobertMay28912 күн бұрын

    That ending.. Lmao 🤣🤣

  • @markcomeau82
    @markcomeau8212 күн бұрын

    The whip cracks every time they say Pantsless Bandit. Is it Battlefield Bill in disguise?

  • @Matt_Alaric

    @Matt_Alaric

    11 күн бұрын

    Well it's certainly not a battlefield Dustin.

  • @MrCostari

    @MrCostari

    11 күн бұрын

    He saw Titanic in 3D!

  • @chriswhinery925

    @chriswhinery925

    4 күн бұрын

    Fear Strikes in the heart when pants aren't near Just listen close and you might hear Appsro breaking everybody's gear With no pants on he can hide Shots with a bow well he can land it He'll sneak right up by your side He's the pantsless (pantsless pantsless) pantsless bandit

  • @alteredcowboy3318
    @alteredcowboy331812 күн бұрын

    Speaking of t-shirts, I'm still waiting on that Pummel Pete Shirt...

  • @Cronus_1
    @Cronus_111 күн бұрын

    That first teabag has me ded. 😂😂😂😂

  • @calvin7610
    @calvin761012 күн бұрын

    12:10 remember that scene, Neebs and Simon arguing where you can find obsidian 😂😂

  • @travisedwards181

    @travisedwards181

    12 күн бұрын

    Ragnarok throwback

  • @HardBlues

    @HardBlues

    12 күн бұрын

    Simon is not in that scene 😁

  • @bryanp5843

    @bryanp5843

    11 күн бұрын

    Simon was right. Infact Neebs was even mocking Simon for saying that obsidian can spawn in caves

  • @MrCostari

    @MrCostari

    11 күн бұрын

    ​@@bryanp5843 Simon made me proud that day

  • @JoeMama-oq8wl
    @JoeMama-oq8wl12 күн бұрын

    "whats your health at ?" 😂😂😂😂😂 Neebs...man ! Brilliant AND Sneaky !!!

  • @The-Real-aPOC
    @The-Real-aPOC11 күн бұрын

    Standing between two campfires with a torch out BUT wearing no pants while ice-cubed, yep I must be watching Neebs Gaming.

  • @FUBARguy107
    @FUBARguy10712 күн бұрын

    I also reference my friends who have passed on from time to time. "Gloria wouldn't like that very much" or "Tony didn't like too much salt". Thick wouldn't approve, but I do. Lol keep the memories alive

  • @jamesh9104
    @jamesh910410 күн бұрын

    Lmao the first Simon kill and tea bag had me dying, love the pantless bandit thing and Neebs at the end "Gotcha back buddy" so goood

  • @PeetHobby
    @PeetHobby12 күн бұрын

    Those notes are pretty handy for leveling up. They boost your character and the dino you're riding. Just ignore the chatter and grab that sweet, free XP! 😁

  • @davidvincent1112
    @davidvincent111211 күн бұрын

    Lmao..props to Simon.."you in that pantsless bandits thing" .."nah, I'm the victim" ....lol, he's willing to take the hit so others have fun..now that's a true friend.

  • @tazstidson4231

    @tazstidson4231

    11 күн бұрын

    ..... Or an old man thinking about retirement... Lol. 😂💖😍

  • @davidvincent1112

    @davidvincent1112

    11 күн бұрын

    @@tazstidson4231 lol nah, they gotta keep going. They can still be playing video games on a retirement home 🤣 ...but nah..if they not having fun no more, obviously...but they seem to have fun

  • @MrBluegreennrg
    @MrBluegreennrg11 күн бұрын

    Gees Neebs hiding behind the parasaur like it's a hospital full of kids.

  • @FrozenHare
    @FrozenHare11 күн бұрын

    Neebs on a decade long journey for a decent pair of pants, even searched the seas with two frogs 😂👌

  • @tazstidson4231

    @tazstidson4231

    11 күн бұрын

    .... People wrote songs about it.... ..... Lol. 💚🐸🐸

  • @TheFuzzypuddle
    @TheFuzzypuddle12 күн бұрын

    There's always that one guy in the group who gets bored and starts shenanigans

  • @dirkd7510
    @dirkd751012 күн бұрын

    I loved the whip sound every time "Pants less Bandits" was said, it reminded me of the Horse whinny from Young Frankenstein when ever anyone said "Frau Blucher" 😂

  • @KninjaNate
    @KninjaNate12 күн бұрын

    So refreshing to hear the words "boat trip" again

  • @snowandlightsmusic
    @snowandlightsmusic11 күн бұрын

    11:40 "you know this game better than anybody" ... may I present to the court Evidence A. 02:00 doesn't know you can bola parasaurs, doesnt know you can just walk up to a parasaur and see its level, feeds parasaur tintoberries instead of mejoberries, put narcotic in parasaur in case it wakes up (it won't lol) 😂but i've been watched beans and crew for nearly a decade so i would expect nothing less haha. i once heard a tale of a guy who crossed the sea with two frogs, and then a song about him, birds and dodo's... but this can't be the same man obviously.

  • @prestonlees6427
    @prestonlees642711 күн бұрын

    “Pantless Pirates” was a missed opportunity 🏴‍☠️➖👖🤙

  • @rustygarnett4393
    @rustygarnett439312 күн бұрын

    The funniest part of this entire video, and the funniest thing I've seen in a long while, occurred at 19:48 - literally laughed out loud! =)

  • @tazstidson4231

    @tazstidson4231

    11 күн бұрын

    ... Go Neebs. Lol.

  • @dochs1
    @dochs112 күн бұрын

    Frog gigging is where you walk through a wet/swampy area with a broomstick that has nails on the end, stabbing frogs to harvest them.. or just for fun, depends on the person 😂😂

  • @skydor5318
    @skydor531812 күн бұрын

    Go Neebs!!! I can't stop laughing now!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jeffrobagman2834
    @jeffrobagman283412 күн бұрын

    Neebs coming in clutch at the last second...

  • @IamGrief887
    @IamGrief88711 күн бұрын

    Dora:"We need to get real enemies." Me:"I'm your huckleberry."

  • @gamerghxst
    @gamerghxst11 күн бұрын

    Sheriff Neebs and Deputy Simon are going to have to take out those Pantless Bandits…

  • @sirtainlee8725
    @sirtainlee87255 күн бұрын

    6:40 Neebs doing his best Lucky Charms imitation.

  • @lanerobey5800
    @lanerobey580011 күн бұрын

    "Oh I got a sliver" Didn't expect that from Neebs. Saw him pull out the spear and died. Great timing Neebs!

  • @nefariousjackal6195
    @nefariousjackal619512 күн бұрын

    The whip crack every time is a great choice. Daddy was a pantsless bandit.

  • @SurvivorDK
    @SurvivorDK12 күн бұрын

    The base is looking good! I like the western theme structures

  • @stephenolup8273
    @stephenolup827311 күн бұрын

    I couldn’t stop laughing.. the pant’s less bandits 😂🤣😂 loved it when the pant’s less bandit would strike the whip would crack… reminds me of Young Frankenstein when they would say Frau Blucher the horses would Winnie…. Classic y’all!!! Made my night.

  • @nolableslefteldered1231
    @nolableslefteldered123112 күн бұрын

    That ending.... I laughed so hard I started choking. JUSTICE! Neebs be thy name.

  • @BigTv8power
    @BigTv8power10 күн бұрын

    Love that at the end! "How's your health? Just a sliver"...STABBY STABBY! Ha!

  • @LuckiER89
    @LuckiER8910 күн бұрын

    ~. That ending was hilarious! 💀😂

  • @S0lis74
    @S0lis7412 күн бұрын

    Again, Netflix needs to hire theses guys.

  • @justyouraveragehuman466
    @justyouraveragehuman46612 күн бұрын

    That moment when you're both a 'huge' fan of Toonstone and just happened to stumble across 'Neeb's Gaming" , then hear Dora's voice for the first time! ME: "That's the guy that killed Crazy Ass Frank, Ain't it

  • @JJtoob

    @JJtoob

    11 күн бұрын

    Wait, how long ago did you stumble upon this channel?

  • @tgreen1071
    @tgreen107112 күн бұрын

    UK translation of the pantless bandits. The underpants bandits.

  • @weadone

    @weadone

    12 күн бұрын

    The trouserless bandit . We don’t say underpants, they’re just pants.

  • @tgreen1071

    @tgreen1071

    12 күн бұрын

    @@weadone yeah we do... Underwear/underpants and pants. All interchangeable. Plus mine sounds better.

  • @lumpilumpinski9951

    @lumpilumpinski9951

    12 күн бұрын

    Related to the underware gnomes from Southpark?

  • @tazstidson4231

    @tazstidson4231

    11 күн бұрын

    .... Ok, and in the 80'z gruds but do they have skids.... Oh not!? ... Lol. 😍🇬🇧😁💜

  • @weadone

    @weadone

    11 күн бұрын

    @@tgreen1071 lol

  • @blairhaffly1777
    @blairhaffly177712 күн бұрын

    Neebs should have gotten on screen credit for his guest role as the pantsless water filter guy in Fallout episode 2. "All this could be yours". Hilarious.

  • @elgiacomo
    @elgiacomo10 күн бұрын

    So glad y'all are back in Ark!

  • @volkeon3693
    @volkeon369312 күн бұрын

    Good to see Simon be a good sport about the Pantless Bandit! 😂

  • @1Mackinzoid
    @1Mackinzoid12 күн бұрын

    "See this is why I don't leave the house" -Appsro lol!

  • @Thromash
    @Thromash11 күн бұрын

    Can't wait until the Ark Additions dinos become base game. The guys to my knowledge(could be wrong), have never used the dinos when they were just a mod. They'll probably never figure out how to tame half of them (unless they look it up), but they'll die to damn near all of them & it will be hilarious.

  • @Str8Shot81Gaming
    @Str8Shot81Gaming3 күн бұрын

    The Neebs betrayal at the end was beautiful! Made me LOL

  • @DubNationUK
    @DubNationUK9 күн бұрын

    Here lies the obligatory compliment on Anthony's editing.

  • @sirtainlee8725
    @sirtainlee87255 күн бұрын

    Appsro just stole Neebs' gun from Dora. He's a damn bandit!

  • @themontanadumbie7348
    @themontanadumbie734812 күн бұрын

    I love when Simon opens a video killing an animal lmao

  • @user-px7cj8eu4p
    @user-px7cj8eu4p11 күн бұрын

    "watch your back buddy" I burstd out in laughter and woke up my napping toddler

  • @johnzaccagnini8317
    @johnzaccagnini831711 күн бұрын

    OMG! The end of the episode! LMFAO! The Pants Bandit is very clever and has the absolute best timing for his revenge! Great content my friends,cannot wait for the next episode!

  • @BMack37
    @BMack3712 күн бұрын

    "What's with the whip crack? shirtless bandit, no whip crack"

  • @Juggernaut6990
    @Juggernaut699011 күн бұрын

    So far this ark series is incredible and I hate not having thick as a part of it but I gotta give it to the guys, they've found the formula again. Since thicks passing there's certainly been that void missing in alot of content but they've got it again and it's all for us watching. Love these guys. Losing a friend is brutal. They're fighting through it with us as fans helping . Best family group by far

  • @ShadowWolfRising
    @ShadowWolfRising10 күн бұрын

    There was as many whip cracks as an episode of Johnny Test.

  • @RussRobo
    @RussRobo2 күн бұрын

    I love the sound of the whips for the Pants less bandits. Just the sound of whips...and nothing else. 😳

  • @connorevans9460
    @connorevans94607 күн бұрын

    Message for Simon, did you know you can also throw the same spear you are holding you can also stack them (carry more than one in the same hotkey button)

  • @jessiepapabear4272
    @jessiepapabear427212 күн бұрын

    I'd buy that "pant less bandit t-shirt ". I'll take 2XL one white and one black please!

  • @MisterBinks
    @MisterBinks12 күн бұрын

    "you give me the gun, I give you the cornbread" @7:00

  • @SKETEALSPIDER
    @SKETEALSPIDER12 күн бұрын

    Dora has been one of my favorite people on youtube. I do miss the Thick/Dora combo, but Dora keeps Thick alive by simply being Dora.

  • @SKETEALSPIDER

    @SKETEALSPIDER

    12 күн бұрын

    Also, Neebs, nice one 😂

  • @JesseWinford69

    @JesseWinford69

    12 күн бұрын

    A loot goblin

  • @bugman655
    @bugman65512 күн бұрын

    Glad I'm not the only one with the flicker in Sky problem😊 great episode though

  • @llamamiento
    @llamamiento10 күн бұрын

    Across from the Pantless Saloon, they need the Pantaloon Saloon. Pants required to enter.

  • @ActualHumanPerson
    @ActualHumanPerson12 күн бұрын

    Ah and the whip crack! He saw titanic in three deeeeeeeee🎶🎶

  • @Matt_Alaric

    @Matt_Alaric

    11 күн бұрын

    Who on Earth would watch Titanic in 3d...

  • @tazstidson4231

    @tazstidson4231

    11 күн бұрын

    Your comment even sounded like Neebs.... Lol. 💚😁

  • @MrCostari

    @MrCostari

    11 күн бұрын

    With some jeep stuff by his side

  • @TreyLatimer
    @TreyLatimer10 күн бұрын

    "Okay then I don't think we need your services" 😂

  • @brecasorglufu5972
    @brecasorglufu59727 күн бұрын

    "Its hard to see through all this lushness!" I love it.

  • @bringabong4648
    @bringabong464810 күн бұрын

    Fucking 1 in the morning watching the final scene I burst out laughing so hard the neighbours had to hear it

  • @ActualHumanPerson
    @ActualHumanPerson12 күн бұрын

    I hope there's a no pants dance in here somewhere

  • @kingklump
    @kingklump11 күн бұрын

    Thank you guys for continuing to mention Thick :) It's like he's in every series still!

  • @A_Bird_With_A_Knife
    @A_Bird_With_A_Knife11 күн бұрын

    @Neebs Gaming if you tame a oviraptor you can snatch wyvern eggs without being detected but the ovi needs to be there as you get it and it will do a snatch animation once it's over grab him and haul ass cause once out of its inventory every wyvern will b-line straight to you

  • @tobialzoll2227
    @tobialzoll22277 күн бұрын

    I am a HUGE fan of Dora!! Keep up the great works. Also side note: Thick44 Huge fan also.... He will be missed.

  • @jasonfidler3363
    @jasonfidler336311 күн бұрын

    That was fantastic Neebs lmfao killing Apsro at the end 🤣

  • @quietone748
    @quietone7488 күн бұрын

    "It's hard to see through all this lushness" cracks me up. You know, for those who think Simon's incompetent, maybe if APpsro weren't killing him so often he'd have a chance to get stuff done. He's fine.

  • @recyclops4872
    @recyclops487211 күн бұрын

    I love how Dora plays into Apsro's intrusive thoughts so he can see chaos ensue without direct blame lol

  • @drew5337
    @drew533710 күн бұрын

    He said where do you find obsidian and i threw my phone😂😂😂 "I thought you could only find that in caves!" -Thick44

  • @lokireyes14
    @lokireyes145 күн бұрын

    9:36 Simon's existence.... 😂

  • @hisbabygurl94able
    @hisbabygurl94able10 күн бұрын

    The way his body flew off the boat 🤣🤣🤣

  • @googlerequired2323
    @googlerequired232311 күн бұрын

    Neebs killing Appsro at the end was just perfect👌

  • @hellswench5388
    @hellswench538811 күн бұрын

    There are thousands of blank t-shirts waiting to be adorned with the 'Pantsless Bandit' or 'You've been Pantsless Bandited' with a pair of tea bags 😁

  • @timmyfingaz100
    @timmyfingaz10011 күн бұрын

    That whip crack is killing me! Made me think of Thick pulling up Neebs in Battlefield Bill "THERES NO WHIPCRACK" 🤣😂 Edit - that ending was epic, great job on editing and music Antony!

  • @pariskulicore_341
    @pariskulicore_34112 күн бұрын

    The no pants curse returns...

  • @akwel4816
    @akwel481612 күн бұрын

    Pour Anthony having to lash that whip every time they say "pantsless bandits"

  • @MrAdamGameplay
    @MrAdamGameplay11 күн бұрын

    That freaking ending 🤣 was not expecting Neebs to take out Appsro like that!!

  • @JamieBooska
    @JamieBooska10 күн бұрын

    "Your thighs match your face, it works well." When Appsro said this I died.

  • @missinghood
    @missinghood11 күн бұрын

    “Pantsless Bandit” *whipcrack. Nice callback

  • @ClassiK_x
    @ClassiK_x12 күн бұрын

    When appsro asked where obsidian is at, I immediately remembered "caves". I'm glad they called that out

  • @joesashiify
    @joesashiify11 күн бұрын

    "It's hard to see with all this lushness!" - Doralious -

  • @Go-go_Godzilla
    @Go-go_Godzilla12 күн бұрын

    That ending😂 "TERRA PAX"💜

  • @troykurz9615
    @troykurz961512 күн бұрын

    You guys are having too much fun, and the editing in this series is top-notch. Cheers!

  • @sebcw1204
    @sebcw120411 күн бұрын

    i never realized how much the sound of shitting was just part of the ambient background in this game.

  • @jonwpike
    @jonwpike12 күн бұрын

    That ending with Mr. World Peace!

  • @jaydamfletcher-lm7qq
    @jaydamfletcher-lm7qq11 күн бұрын

    I love waking up on a Sunday morning to the universe of neebs ark :) thank you fellas

  • @allisong1551
    @allisong155112 күн бұрын

    perfect timing for an Australian who can't sleep 👌

  • @efraim3364

    @efraim3364

    12 күн бұрын

    or an American just getting off work

  • @mariocruz414

    @mariocruz414

    12 күн бұрын

    Or someone who just woke up

  • @calebhealey8151

    @calebhealey8151

    12 күн бұрын

    Can sleep Australian but just gotta timing

  • @verdant9644

    @verdant9644

    12 күн бұрын

    hahaha, I can relate!

  • @dvkevin

    @dvkevin

    12 күн бұрын

    Try magnesium glycinate if you have trouble sleeping. 3g should do.

  • @edubblesspirit
    @edubblesspirit11 күн бұрын

    Appsros noise at the end was perfect 😂

  • @turkish1x
    @turkish1x12 күн бұрын

    Many days I find myself saying "Lookin Good, Feeling Good...Feeling GREAT!"

  • @silversilence14
    @silversilence1412 күн бұрын

    I don't think a dozen fires could save a bandit without his pants 😂

  • @azayzelhoarde8913
    @azayzelhoarde891312 күн бұрын

    god this is turning me back into an Ark addict, love neebs gaming Ark combo

  • @sdsuper1030
    @sdsuper103012 күн бұрын

    😂 the end was priceless

  • @pashdar
    @pashdar12 күн бұрын

    The most productive episode yet 😆

  • @grumpycouch6403
    @grumpycouch640311 күн бұрын

    Simon didn't build a house. He built a hunker bunker.

  • @kevinw3601
    @kevinw360111 күн бұрын

    Some dinos get extra torpor when tranq things when hit in the head. Some get reduced when hit in the belly or back. Take advantage of that when going after stuff you can Bola, enjoy it whole you can since eventually you'll deal with taming rexes and gigas and such. Also don't use hide or chitin when in cold areas, they lower your tolerance to cold. Fiber, fur and ghilli are the only ones to raise resistances to cold. Early on like this plant Fiber clothes are better than hide or chitin if you have to go in the cold.

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