I can never get enough of the dishwasher routine. "We're both tired" 🤣🤣🤣

@MartinWillett

2 жыл бұрын

You missed the vital "oh" at the start. And the little pause.

@no_one_of_that_name_here

2 жыл бұрын

@@MartinWillett Didn't miss it: just didn't quote it. 🤓😉 Just some free pedantry.

Jon Richardson doesn't get the largest laughs from me, but I'm always impressed by the amount of humour he can extract from exploring mundane observations to ridiculous depths.

@lisasommerlad1337

2 жыл бұрын

there is still the smile.

@Poppa_Capinyoaz

3 ай бұрын

He's such a bore, it's a delicate dance and very impressive that it works.

@valeriafontoura8850

3 ай бұрын

He’s funny and he makes me feel comfortable with my own weirdness. I love him for that.

Jon expresses my life experience so well. I sent some of his routines to my wife and she freaked out "there are more of you in this world!?!?" She cried!

@abigaillubbee979

2 жыл бұрын

Yip I married one too 🤭

@giuliana413

2 жыл бұрын

I sent this to my parents, and they had the exact same reaction!

@irishbob26

2 жыл бұрын

My wife is currently living through the same thing. I tried to tell her it wasn't just me. now she has verified proof. Hope she stops crying soon.

@jeff15116

2 жыл бұрын

One of us! One of us!

@bushmanPMRR

Жыл бұрын

Jon Richardson is my inner monologue

Jon is still mad at Carrots and we all know why.

@gavincarstens6497

2 жыл бұрын

RIP Mr lock.. but fk me that was funny

@oxorox972

2 жыл бұрын

Come back, Sean... sob

@JackMoore0311

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder if he worries that they are hiding in boxes he sees like shoe boxes Of if his wife puts carrots on random boxes

Oof, the dishwasher bit hit me. Like, I love my wife, really, but the way she packs the dishwasher violates four different sections of the Geneva Convention.

This is how I have eaten my apples since I was a little girl! I never thought much of it until one of my college friends described how disturbing it was to see me decimate fruit so that it was unrecognizable. She then called me by my full name with the title, "destroyer of worlds." 10 years later, her voice still pops in my head when I eat an apple. I feel pretty powerful, ngl.

The baking tray trick is the best advice Jon has ever given

@PetroicaRodinogaster264

2 жыл бұрын

yes, I usually add water for a soak but I have never put it back in the oven, so i must try that.

I'm a 36 year old Texan working in a quiet cube and this made me snort out louder than just about anything I've watched in a while!

My new favorite comedian. Hilarious, articulate, clever, and quick.

I think Jon Richardson is my spirit animal, because I act like a psychopath about the cleanliness of my home as well. If someone else loads my dishwasher and I can feasibly see that "something is wrong" I will go fix it and piss off everyone around me at the same time. It's glorious.

@naysneedle5707

2 жыл бұрын

I don't let other people load my dishwasher, or empty it. I get migraines from even traces of gluten so I'm pretty paranoid about what I eat off. It amazes me how shirty some guests get when you won't let them 'help'.

@tariqshort4025

2 жыл бұрын

I have OCD so I often tell my mum please stop 'helping'

@Matty.Hill_87

2 жыл бұрын

I'm with you mate, if I haven't done it it hasn't been do e properly 😂😂

Somehow I am Jon when it comes to proper dishwasher etiquette, and Mrs Richardson in my ability to use every item in my kitchen (and some I haven't even bought yet) while making a single meal...

Dishwasher bit litterally had me in tears laughing!

@lisasommerlad1337

2 жыл бұрын

i did not laugh once... i just agreed with everything he said.

i think the halloumi impression is the best he’s ever done, although the south african businessman is a close second 😂

@RobRandomVids

2 жыл бұрын

"...he's from South Africa... he's travelled"

@tazano2382

2 жыл бұрын

As a South African I reckon he was closer than most.

This is the internal monolog that many of us have but won't admit it out loud. Lol!!

That packed lunch routine will forever be my favorite

Even though he is giving the impression of being anally retentive with the dishwasher, he is perfectly right about everything. But he never mentioned one of the most important things…a good scrub of the filter in the drain every couple of washes.

@MaxMustermann-bm7qt

Жыл бұрын

As long as there is no standing water...

@gdj6298

11 ай бұрын

I got round that problem by losing the owner's manual........

@1:19 oh so now he's claiming he never even wanted the carrot

@Ludifant

2 жыл бұрын

Brilliant, me too, mate.. I watched them all for Jon as well.

@valeriepowell6891

2 жыл бұрын

Good one!!!!

My spirit animal. Jon Richardson forever! 🤴🏻👍

So funny and accurate. I mostly do the dishwasher because the missus could not be arsed to do it right. Bowls, cups and plates are very often upturned. Always filled with water at the end of the cycle. 😂😂

jon would ~hate~ living with me and the thought of his reaction to my living habits amuses me greatly

What a ride that was!!

As a man with OCD I love this.

That kitchen bit makes me feel attacked.

Ok the packed lunch routine is brilliant

RIP Sean Locke, the happy to Jon's grumpy

Thank you so much, and keep them coming! Good Christmas gift!

I feel like I would be a better person if I lived with Jon.

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

2 жыл бұрын

oh God me too. I need his domestic energy to unlock my partially-tapped OCD potential. Well, that or I'd throttle him for being so uptight. But I like to think I've matured into embracing the former...

@ricebeansrockroll882

2 жыл бұрын

I would break the poor man

@alanshand829

Жыл бұрын

He'd have smothered me in my sleep. I'm a leaver, not a puter.

This man has such beautiful and inviting eyes.

Absolute Legend 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

I relate WAY too much to the whole dishwasher thing lol omg 😂

I used to think I was more like Sean Lock (rest his soul) but I now realize I am more like Jon Richardson … but without the tidiness.

@dozzzor

2 жыл бұрын

what? he died? 😥

My kindred spirit. My spirit animal. He knows what’s up.

Brilliant!

Sometimes I see a little bit of Jon in myself and it scares the living shit out of me

@annother3350

2 жыл бұрын

His willy?!

Fantastic

Oh my God, the bit about watching the guy eat the apple is just killing me.

Jon is my spirit animal

I could live with him and we'd be so happy with our clean house. LOL Our spouses can visit.

God this is just what I needed today,

Just like the song, genius

Love comedy, especially when your low

He gets more northern when he does stand up 😂

Dishwasher is the best !!

I eat the whole apple 🤣🤣🤣

My friend, took the top part of an orange skin off and then ate it like the apple in this skit. Biting into all the segments at once. I have never seen anyone else doing this in my 40 odd years on the planet.

This guy is brilliant...saw him first on the trip to America ranching...with another comedian off 8 out of 10 Cats who recently passed from cancer...I could relate to both yet I seem to be chanelling Jon fastidiousNess lately!?!!

I am 100% clean up after myself when I cook. Our agreement is my wife cleans up everything after dinner. It never works equally when she cooks. I just look over the kitchen and think “how does someone make such a mess” then I leave the kitchen area. The dishwasher experience is also the same.

@topsbokwe3964

6 ай бұрын

We must be married to the same lady...same behaviour...I have accepted that she must believe that a clean kitchen fails to show how she enjoys cooking for her family 😂

My grandmother eats apples like that. It's horrifying. One of the reasons I don't talk to her.

What dvd is this from

I love this man so much I would happily eat the bottom of his apple. (Not least because I know it would be clean.)

My soul mate😍🥰

just pack your lunch when you make dinner :P

@Ludifant

2 жыл бұрын

It will be too old, by a few hours, you madman.

Brilliant routine...with so many unfortunate truths🤭

My misses uses all tha damn glasses it right pisses me of just rinse the damn glass or fucking wash it lol 😆

I like squeaky cheese. Next time you come to Canada, try cheese curds.

@annnee6818

2 жыл бұрын

Ooohh yyyeeesss

How have you used a tagene!!!?

I can’t believe “the whole anus in his hands”was just a fart in the wind. That was a good joke

@adam300tdi90

2 жыл бұрын

"Just like the song"... nothing

So on the money with the kitchen cleaning stuff. The only right way.

15:28 🎶 You’ve got the whole anus in your hands🎶. Just like the song.

I want Jon to move in with me.

I think you might be my spirit animal?

Holy shiiite- ACTUALyy laughing out loud!!

i dont see how this is grumpy, just doing things the way it should be :P what that says about me...

If your heart ejaculates you have more issues than someone eating an apple wrong

Haloumi

Jon needs a Midol and a nap.🤣

Vegetarian and hattte halloumi

The line about vegetarian Indian food is the most absurd thing I've ever heard, it's almost like saying an Italian place would stop listnening if you asked for pasta

@suburbia2050

2 жыл бұрын

It’s not, Indian as in British Indian food from Punjabi and Bangladeshi immigrants, very focussed on meat

@MrNikeNicke

2 жыл бұрын

@@suburbia2050 I must admit I'm not super familiar with the Indian food in Britain. In my experience Indian restaurants have been among the best places to eat as a vegan, and a big portion of dishes I make are Indian dishes, so as someone who is not from Britain, it did sound absurd to me.

If you can make people´s lives better by grumbling about things that tick you off, you´ve won at life..

Must be a British thing to not get vegetarian Indian curry

@linebrunelle1004

Ай бұрын

When I need to clean out my digestive system I only have to THINK of curry. omg disgusting people

I love Jon but Indian vegetarian curry=paneer!’

Now, everything he says is just common sense. Except the Apple thing. It’s very handy to eat the Apple top to bottom. But one can always get better.

Dishwasher bit: laughed but moreso finally felt not alone. How are others so steadfast to being ignorantly clueless to common sense?

I eat vegetarian. I don't always bother making nice stuff but It's far from impossible to make tasty vegetarian meals. My Aunty was vegetarian and always served horrendously boring vegetarian food. It does not have to be that way.

I would love to see Jon in Australia one day . But know I won't go to a live show of complete fear of people and dieing. No enjoyment for me thanks. I need to stay alive for nothing..

@LateLastNight

2 жыл бұрын

That’s particularly poignant and depressing. Hope you’re okay mate. This is a cliche but it isn’t always going to be this dark and joyless, stay safe sir.

@John-Adams

2 жыл бұрын

Coward.

@Ludifant

2 жыл бұрын

Fear of death serves no purpose, keeping it up only means you will die affraid. Fear has only ever evolved to keep you safe.. And while it is a useful capacity.. why fear the inevitable? And in a way all fear is fear of death. Once you realise that fully, it´s time to be brave and find out why you hate people again. Gather stories like Jon´s and grumble, while you retreat overwhelmed by fear again. Until you can laugh at yourself again and see the beauty of this natural undulation, like the waves coming in and retreating at the beach..

@bw4500

2 жыл бұрын

Cmon John, stiff upper lip mate Do your bit And there'll be plenty to look forward to You're watching him on KZread right now

@221b-Maker-Street

2 жыл бұрын

@@John-Adams You seem nice, mate. No-one is better off for your cheap comment, so kindly piss off, you feckless gnome. 🙄

He’s better at panel shows.

A bananer?

Ym Yyoyýýýyyyyyyyyyyy

Don't want to freak Jon out but I wonder if he knows that apple pips have a small amount of cyanide in.

The irony that he’s now vegan😂

It ALL needs to be rearranged and washed again. . Obviously.

Jon Richardson isn't so much a walking red flag as he is a walking bolt of red flag fabric

A cheese that doesn't melt when it's hot and squeaks when you eat it. That's called cheese curds. WTF is haloomi?

@austenhead5303

2 жыл бұрын

Halloumi is tasty, Jon just doesn't like it for some reason. I'm a meat-eater and sometimes I'll still choose to order a halloumi burger just because I like it, and frankly, because the halloumi is likely much better quality than whatever refuse fast food hamburgers are made of. Doesn't compare to a nice steak, of course.

You would have an apoplectic shock if you saw me eat an orange, I eat it like like an apple..with the rind on!

Just sounds like you can't cook lol

I am Jon Richardson, just not as cute.

How have they stayed married ?

Unfortunately, most of his complaints remind me of my husband. Can someone please kill me now.

Arhhh! Now I get what mansplaining is. It may sound condescending but how else do you point out the blatantly obvious.🤣

I guess everything tastes bad when you can't cook.

People who make extreme dietary choices and never stop complaining about how much they suffer because of it annoy me. It's your choice! Like the "I can't eat that, I'm vegan!" No, you can, you just choose not to. Perhaps your dietary choice is a bad life decision for you. You chose this, you're quite free to change your mind. Or did you make this decision in order be able to suffer publicly.

@Widdekuu91

2 жыл бұрын

Vegans make the choice not to consume animal-based products, so that for them, there has to be no extra purchase of animal-meat or milk or honey or wool. It is usually done out of principles, not our of dieting. It's like when you stop swatting flies, and instead you just kick 'em out the window and spare yourself an annoying stain. Sure you cán still swat a fly on that white wallpaper, but why would you, when you've committed yourself to using an old glass and a postcard?

@catlifechannel3886

2 жыл бұрын

Perhaps forcing other animals to suffer miserable lives and even more miserable deaths, solely due to inter generational habit and lack of compassion, is what’s extreme. The animals, and the planet, likely believe their choice is a wonderful life decision.

@wfcoaker1398

2 жыл бұрын

@@catlifechannel3886 "Forcing other animals to suffer miserably lives"? Yeah, in your Disney toxic world view, maybe. This "miserable lives" that farm animals lead is a fiction, produced by the animal rights industry over the past 60 years or so. As far as I know, their attacks on us in the 60s and 70s were the beginning. The techniques they use to hoodwink you into thinking farming is evil were perfected on our backs back then. But none of that matters. We've been trying to make our voices heard for six decades, the only thing you hypocrites have done is shout us down and call us barbarians. When the donations generated by their attacks on us started to drop, they turned on farmers, and now you get your ego fodder demonizing them. The proof of their lies and misrepresentation of innocent working people has been available for decades. But people like you don't care about proof, you don't care that you're being lied to and manipulated, you don't care that your actions and words destroy the economies and communities of innocent rural people. The only thing you care about is your image as some sort of "voice for the voiceless" or whatever pompous way you try to make yourself look morally superior. It is a bitter irony to your victims that your "moral superioriry" is based on the unjust demonization and exploitation of innocent working people about whom you know little to nothing. I don't know how to say this gently, but ignorance, bigotry, classism, and cultural imperialism are not morally superior, and no bizarre food fetish is going to change that.

@catlifechannel3886

2 жыл бұрын

@@wfcoaker1398 I regard footage taken at farms and slaughterhouses, and testimonies of farm and slaughterhouse workers, as fairly conclusive evidence of the cruelty and suffering. You may be aware that many animal farmers are transitioning to plant-based farming, as they see the writing on the wall for animal agriculture. I hope this is an option for you and your community.

@wfcoaker1398

2 жыл бұрын

@@catlifechannel3886 If you regard footage from animal rights companies as representative of farming, you are naive. Raoul Jomphe caught HSUS on film allowing a wounded animal to die in agony for over an hour because the sun wasn't right for filming. HSUS knew the damage that would do to their bottom line, and tried to get his movie, Phoque-Le Filme blocked in the US. Just a couple of years ago, PETA released footage claiming to show mistreatment of a dog on a movie set. At one point the dog appeared to be drowning. Turned out, that was just the camera angle, and the dog was never even belly deep in the water. A corporation released footage of abuse of animals on a dairy farm, I believe the name was Five Oaks. Turned out the film makers took part in and encouraged the abuse. One of the other workers reported it to the owner who fired the guilty parties immediately. Two of the people weren't even employees of the farm. The filmmakers didn't report it, though, which would have put a stop to it. Getting the footage was more important to them than the suffering of the animals. It was the same with the Conklin Dairy Farm video that circulated a few years ago. Ever since this started years ago, I have wondered how much proof you people need before you will finally admit that you are being manipulated and lied to by a slick, well funded propaganda machine that has nothing to do with animals or the environment, and everything with making money and feeding their egos. You actually believe, after all the evidence to the contrary, that the propaganda films made by the animal rights companies are reliable! Is the sense of moral superiority you get so strong that you can ignore not only the injustice of falsely accusing innocent working people, but also the destruction to the communities and families you attack? Is it that you deem these people to not have enough humanity to deserve fair treatment? How are you able to so blandly dismiss the exploitation and abuse of innocent people? Is it because they're "deplorable"? Look, this has been going on all my life. Everything I have said to you, I have said to others. I know I have no hope of making you see the truth. I am merely pointing out that there are people in the world who see through your undeservedly assumed air of moral superiority. Unfortunately, we are your victims, and after 6 decades of your propaganda, elitism, lies, and cultural imperialism, you have effectively silenced us. But we know. You are self serving, vapid, narcissists who feel guilty for the damage your entitled lives to do to the environment, and you absolve yourselves of that guilt by hating and demonizing the faceless "peasants" who you assume will never call you to account. Nothing morally superior in that, and no bizarre, unnatural, extreme dietary regime is going to make it right.

I wonder if he knows she cheats on him

Funny - but the Indian vegetarian joke isn’t funny or makes sense because so many Indians ARE vegetarian lol

@suburbia2050

2 жыл бұрын

It’s “Indian” the colloquial term for Indian food in the UK which is mostly from Bangladeshi and Punjabi immigrants , very focused on meat based curry and tandoori dishes

Try being a vegetarian when u r diabetic and must avoid gluten. Nightmare.

@BonnieButtons80

Жыл бұрын

Vegetarian pre-diabetic with high cholesterol - I feel your pain.

How is this funny? Why are people laughing?

@smoothie9931

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he can be funny sometimes, this was kinda yikes

@steveo4991

2 жыл бұрын

What are you looking for? A run down of how jokes are constructed in order to induce humour and a biological explanation of how laughter is triggered?

@suburbia2050

2 жыл бұрын

That’s just you not getting it. Move on

Man drawer it’s not funny you are but situations isn’t

There are certain comedians that should still with comedy gameshows and not do stand up

@speckdratz

2 жыл бұрын

And there are certain people who should stick to sudoku and not do comments. Please keep your negativity to yourself. Thanks!

@graemenawn

2 жыл бұрын

@@speckdratz It's not negativity, it's an opinion. Exactly what the comments sections is for. Dry your eyes mate.

@Gloamy17

2 жыл бұрын

@@graemenawn shit opinion though ;)

@suburbia2050

2 жыл бұрын

I guess at least people are happy to pay to listen to his opinions…

Pitiful example of a human being.

It’s so easy when you don’t actually say anything about anything. And if there’s a medal about say nothing you win