2014: "...nobody who lives in London likes it, otherwise Boris Johnson wouldn't be in charge of it." 2019: Boris Johnson becomes PM of the UK

@ProfessorShroom

3 жыл бұрын

And has royally fucked it up

@TheValeyard92

3 жыл бұрын

Tells you everything you need to know, really.

@melosgllareva8631

3 жыл бұрын

Nobody who lives in England likes it, otherwise Boris Johnson wouldn't be in charge of it

@chriswarren7171

3 жыл бұрын

@@melosgllareva8631 He didn't win a nationwide election. That isn't how Prime Minister works in the UK

@TheSuzberry

3 жыл бұрын

@@chriswarren7171 - when they voted for his party people knew who would be PM.

The Boris jokes aged like a fine wine 😂😂😂

that aged well 😂

@Halwolf

3 жыл бұрын

Like a well aged cheese

@hughfrazer1734

3 жыл бұрын

A fine wine

@Gauri31058

3 жыл бұрын

it did. Now we have a wet fart for a prime minister.

@MrHaydnSir

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gauri31058 no, we don't, Karen it's not like you, or I could do any better of a job .. very few countries could in fact - no matter who was in charge none of us have ever entered into a brand new job, and in our first year managed to, and had to; - negotiate a global union deal, in a peaceful manor - deal with an unprecedented global pandemic, like nothing anyone has ever seen before despite the fact i voted labour - i very much believe Corbyn or May would have done far worse, and we wouldn't have had a leg to stand on when it comes to laughing at how badly Trump fucked things up in the US the only people to deal with this so well have been South Korea as we, the United Kingdom, entered into our lockdown, they began to exit theirs - because they were prepared.

@Gauri31058

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrHaydnSir Not sure what that desperate attempt to rationalize Johnson's failures is meant to achieve. I guess its the best anyone can do since there are no achievements or areas of competence to point to. You go ahead and feel sorry for him all you like. I'll reserve my sympathy for the victims of his callous policies.

Man. That guy from cats does countdown is pretty funny. He should do more shows like this.

@kurtsudheim825

3 жыл бұрын

I'm guessing your being sarcastic (but since you can't tell in writing), jic you don't know, he us a comedian, & this is his real persona

@oppionatedindividual8256

2 жыл бұрын

@@kurtsudheim825 I don’t think it’s a persona.

@kurtsudheim825

2 жыл бұрын

@@oppionatedindividual8256 I said its actually him, I can't remember what was said but I'm guessing it auto corrected to persons instead of personality, like I said this is him, it's not an act, because he's like this all the time when we see him, otherwise he's seriously a to class actor & would be in a much bigger stage

Between him and David Mitchell I've found my spirit animal...

There's layers to how well this aged. Boris leaves and knife crime skyrockets. Boris becomes PM.

@IndigoIndustrial

2 жыл бұрын

The 2011 riots while BJ was mayor?

His South African accent was absolutely spot on!

@TheToneBender

2 жыл бұрын

First time at least. When he went to yell on the train it sounded a bit indian

Pretty sure that's how you end up living in Portsmouth.

Jon is the very sexy male version of the voice in my head.

@AmirGTR

3 жыл бұрын

Wow, how bad is your voice?? 😂

@Miss_Camel

3 жыл бұрын

He is unbelievably sexy, I don’t know why more ppl don’t discuss this.

@SpiralSniperz

3 жыл бұрын

@@Miss_Camel funny

@marywood8794

3 жыл бұрын

@@Miss_Camel I totally agree. Funny guys are very attractive because you have to be smart to be funny. I think lots of people think that because Jon isn't 6 feet tall and overly muscular, that he isn't attractive...it's just not true.

@Miss_Camel

3 жыл бұрын

@@marywood8794 - true story! There is nothing sexier than a man who can not only laugh at his own insecurities, but manage to be cocky anyway....I will take brains over brawn ANY day, so yummy.

I wonder if he really likes Snooker, because I do. But even if he doesn't, I'd keep on liking this man and the character he's created. Sweet but hard-edged. Full of insight and anxiety. Great piece of art in any case. Thank you for the upload, Sir.

I'm counting down to leaving London after arriving in 2007. I'll miss running/walking along the Thames, the convenient Tube, some of the parks (e.g. Kyoto garden in Holland Park), galleries and museums. I'll miss the glamourous women drifting between yoga and their non-jobs in West London. I won't miss the planes en route to Heathrow, worrying about air quality, the constant noise. I won't miss my tiny appt and I hope it pays for a better place elsewhere. It's a bit sad because once you sell up, you really can't buy back in and I have a lot of memories. Everytime I go somewhere I wonder "Is this the last time I visit this place?"

The South African businessman is a fair accent. And given the grumpiness of many of us on the Waterloo >> SW London train, his imagined conduct is exceptionally generous.

@kurtsudheim825

3 жыл бұрын

The talking bit is fine, but he lost it when shouting! I feel it's cause often so many try to hard, so it sounds like a bit like a parody, pushing that harshness, whereas as he did it in his soft voice so it felt more accurate

"You know he was building a garden bridge across the Thames for Joanna Lumley?" 50 million... Gone. No one knows where....

Wet fart PM now lol

@kphouton8438

3 жыл бұрын

One of the best we’ve had in a while

@joshsawyer1403

3 жыл бұрын

@@kphouton8438 Did you receive a brain injury?

@lifeonmars1044

3 жыл бұрын

I spat out my cuppa when heard that... carpet is ruined 😂

@gabrielaholloman3895

3 жыл бұрын

Well clearly, No one who live in Uk likes it

@kphouton8438

3 жыл бұрын

@@joshsawyer1403 No just facts. Why is he so bad?

Watching this the day he stepped down as prime minister 😅

Could anybody tell me what major incident happened in London at this time (not sure when this was shot & can't remember)! Also his accent is pretty good, at least the talking part

@esquilax5563

2 жыл бұрын

Don't know when this show was, but it sounded like he was talking about the Queen's Jubilee

As a South African his South African accent isn't bad haha

@maria_ings

3 жыл бұрын

As a South African also I disagree

@Hannatwow

3 жыл бұрын

@@maria_ings lol 😁

@arianaajbeaverhausen8175

3 жыл бұрын

@@maria_ings he's better than most who attempt it to be fair. 😁🇿🇦

@kurtsudheim825

3 жыл бұрын

The 1st but when he's talking is pretty good, but when he does the shooting bit is shite

@kurtsudheim825

3 жыл бұрын

@@arianaajbeaverhausen8175 better than Lee mack, I think often they try to hard to push the harshness, so it ends up sounding like a parody rather than accurate, like he did with the previous story I just saw about him talking about the stag do speed boat

And now hes Prime Minister!! Dont know whether to laugh or cry

"Her body's not having it"

He’s done a lot more damage than a wet fart……A LOT! 🤬🤣

I feel like I was there.

Nice to see he's got new material

Noooo wheres the rest lol

oh shit...... I don't live in portsmouth

shout out to portsmouth

How's Khan getting on Jon

This upload has a purpose.

this aged well...

After having been recommended to see this same clip for the 6th time in 3 days and doing so, the punchlines are becoming a bit expected.

@221b-Maker-Street

2 жыл бұрын

Then click “Don’t recommend” then “Tell us why” then “I’ve already seen this video” and you won’t be troubled again. Do you know how to use KZread? 🤔

@gamegladi8or669

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe don’t keep watching it then

aged well!

And look who ended up as the new mayor of London bloody Kahn

@borismuller86

3 жыл бұрын

Kahn Livingstone?

@johnb8956

3 жыл бұрын

Bloody useless. It’s so funny (or rather embarrassing) how compared to most of the Labour Party, Boris seems like a good leader

What a nasty job for a sound guy trying to bring the ambience mics up in time for the laughter and back down in time for the next sentence....and it almost never worked out. I would prefer to hear the laughter a lot quieter rather than this constant toggle between the dry and the ambient voice.

How are those stabbings going that dropped almost to none under Boris?

@borismuller86

3 жыл бұрын

All it took was three lockdowns 😂

@johnb8956

3 жыл бұрын

Sadiq Khan doesn’t care lol

Straight face gang wya 😐

Your South African accent.... Just... No... Please.

Boris is the man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👍👍😉😉

In 2021, this does not go down well...... London was in a much better situation before the current clown took over..... oh well, you get what you vote for I guess.....

Can you stand still, I'm very concerned that I feel so horribly wrong about the backdrop being the same colour as your hair as you are moving about as you move. Either pick a letter and stay there, or stand still... oO Driving me quite Jon.

love boris, hes very british.

@MrKikip1992

3 жыл бұрын

You can have him if you want him!

@johnb8956

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrKikip1992 we do have him

@Bigworld

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@alun7006

2 жыл бұрын

Seek help.

@221b-Maker-Street

2 жыл бұрын

He is what happens when a fetid turd becomes sentient. 😒

“If people liked it Boris Johnson wouldn’t be in charge” Yeah... coz now Sadiq is much better... crime is through the roof

@myketrip8938

2 жыл бұрын

He has to follow the agenda or get kicked

Can't be a comedian up North -- can't be a comedian down South either.

@kalebmillar

3 жыл бұрын

Can't be funny in the comments Can't be a very funny person Can be a idiot

You'll never be Jimmy Carr.

@kalebmillar

3 жыл бұрын

And you'll never be noticed

@kalebmillar

3 жыл бұрын

@@jjb4531 don't tell someone they can't be like someone or something Ur comments got no likes you'll never be noticed

@kalebmillar

3 жыл бұрын

@@jjb4531 oh sorry 😂😂

@JasperJanssen

3 жыл бұрын

Thank god for that.

@N-GinAndTonicTM

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine having such low standards, that Jimmy Carr is your go-to for a comparison. It's like saying "You'll never be Andrew Dice Clay".

Not funny at all.

Here we go again folks! Great ‘bit’ to distract me at 3.00am to lull me to sleep and stress relief smiles. SCREAM…interuptus peace. Ads, short sharing of gig bit…dont be greedy Jon…your UTube bits are funded I’m sure…

@delcuber445

2 жыл бұрын

Joan are you having a stroke?

that aged well 😂