“You weaponized the naked shitters” had me crying

@sethbishop6890

Жыл бұрын

Someone hit me a with a timestamp?

@sethbishop6890

Жыл бұрын

Gotta be around or a little passed 1:31:30

@Nobody-dd3hr

Жыл бұрын

Bro ate too many edibles now he's talking to himself lmao.

@karismadawn

Жыл бұрын

@@sethbishop68901:13:23

@ogmudclone3560

Жыл бұрын

Naked shitter convention they said lmao

Charlie - “Jackson pick a number 1-12” Jackson - “Ok but let me take my clothes off first”

Shout out to the guy who used telepathy to talk to all of us and he didn’t even blink a muscle

@beegborg3303

Жыл бұрын

First time?

@boogerfatnuts

Жыл бұрын

i love blinking all my muscles

@boogerfatnuts

Жыл бұрын

blinker muscle time shall we

@daddydame

Жыл бұрын

?

Charlie cannot let Jackson have anything lmfao

@meathandsmans

Жыл бұрын

Naked shitting is insane though

@testing85

Жыл бұрын

Its good comedy

@gillian_seed8358

Жыл бұрын

Good

@borb2182

Жыл бұрын

The whole cast cant lmao but its funny

@Nothing4687

Жыл бұрын

Usually it's Andrew

"let's wrap?" "Yeah" "Wait Jackson do you want to hear how you were right about pooping naked?" 1 1:12:58 17 minutes more of a conversation 😂😂😂

I think an important point that was missed with portable gaming is that you have MANY people that have invested in their game library through steam. I bought a steam deck and decided to buy another for my family because it has served us well! For those individuals that moved from console gaming to the computer and miss that console experience without the price tag of reinvesting for the exact games they own I think is a huge driving factor that sold so many to the steam deck.

These podcasts are so laid back and natural. I feel like I'm just eavesdropping on some friends shooting the breeze.

The shitting debate got pretty heated but ngl I don't think any debate can top the intensity of the AI one from a few months ago, that one was so chaotic and hilarious with everyone screaming into the mic simultaneously on top of their lungs

@PenThePenguin0298

Жыл бұрын

Was that the one where jackson was saying AI will turn into terminators or some shit? That debate had my sides hurting

@mylam658

Жыл бұрын

lmao i remember that one, that episode still lives rent free in my head.

@Edgazx

Жыл бұрын

@@mylam658can you link the vid?

@mylam658

Жыл бұрын

@@Edgazx Sure, but idk if it will show because sometimes yt hides links. If it doesn't show you it, you can just search "official podcast ai" and it will be the first to show up.

1:18:40 fucking legendary podcast moment

@meggydon

Жыл бұрын

That part had me crying lmaoooo

@sham9505

Жыл бұрын

Bro one of my favorite moments 💀

The naked shitter arc is definitely one of my favorite ones of the Official Podcast

you help me through my darkest times more than my flashlight thank you charlie

@Pain___

Жыл бұрын

did you mean fleshlight

@alexbryda

Жыл бұрын

I'm with ya! These podcasts help ease my crippling anxiety everyday at work❤ much respect and i hope things get better for you 🙏

@Lynxx52

Жыл бұрын

💖Wholesome 💖

@dhdh

Жыл бұрын

@@Pain___ prob

@piclebob

Жыл бұрын

@@Pain___ No, because a flashlight lights up the darkness of the dark times, but it could be a genius writing technique that creates a double meaning

In defense of jackson: When at home, I take off my pants to use the bathroom because they're annoying. I also tend to take my shirt off purely as a habit from being a kid. I was always told to keep my shirt up to keep it out of the way and not get anything on it, I got tired of homding it up so I started either just taking it off or one-arming it. Aside from that, my bathroom isn't air conditioned and I live in the most humid place in the continental us and it's always hot af so it helps. It's also just more comfy.

@reddytoplay9188

Жыл бұрын

True

Getting home from the gym and having a naked shit before hitting the shower is consistently one of the highlights of my day.

These voice mails at the end are so funny kaya please sprinkle them in for a debate it was freaking hilarious

Last episode was one of my favourites, can’t wait to hear this legendary debate

These podcast episodes sure are the best. We can't wait to see more of these.

@iduncan5424

Жыл бұрын

yea still so fresh even tho theyve been goin 300 episodes thats a good podcast

I listened to this on Patreon and i gotta say im against Jackson on this one. Getting completely naked to shit reminds of how butters from south park pulls his pants completely down and lifts his shirt to take a piss 💀

@Azzie420

Жыл бұрын

Fr that made me uncomfortable I seen a Grown Ass Dude do it IRL and was embarrassed af

@freddyg6094

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@JackTheBunny

Жыл бұрын

I do that in the mcdonald's bathroom in the urinal

@The88shrimp

Жыл бұрын

@@JackTheBunny THAT WAS YOU??

@kiwirooks7299

Жыл бұрын

I once got completely naked to shit in preschool, forgot to put my shirt back on, then walked all the way back outside to recess before I realized I was shirtless.

I really needed this podcast right now, thank you guys

Charlie saying “I don’t like hearing that you do that” sent me 😂 Most honest reason people get pissed off about things that don’t affect them at all

Kaya coming in hot with the self-report early on. Although I can't say I'm surprised that he'd watch the Whatever podcast and think the guy hosting it is just saying reasonable, common sense takes.

This is my favorite episode yet. I love this

17:00 missed great sneako joke their 😂😂😂

I was born in Brazil and that type of podcast they mentioned at the beginning is very popular there. Other Brazilians can confirm, Pânico an Rádio was a radio/podcast show that used the same formula as these new men vs women podcasts.

Sometimes, I look at the thumbnail to guess what this episode is about, and I have no idea if I'm supposed to follow along and wash my clothes in my toilet?

I felt bad today for no explicable reason but getting to this on my playlist of videos to listen to ended up helping me a lot

This is an instant classic episode

I love how confident Kaya is… especially when he has no idea about, and no experience about, what he’s talking about.

i was eating clam chowder when i got to the part where big K is talking about Brady zoning out while eating and I had to click back a minute or so to hear that part cuz I zoned out eating my soup lmao

I've been trying to remember Evergrace for so many years now. The song from the starting area still pops into my head sometimes.

1:12:00 That was RUTHLESS of Andrew. And the Chinese/off brand Legos brought back a deep anger I had like 20 years ago. As a kid I kept Legos in one tote bin and “MeGa BlOcKs” in another because they didn’t fit together well and it’d be a SIN to combine them. Well one day my mom decided to do just that to save space in the small closet they inhabited. I kept my cool because I knew she didn’t know what she did. But that was one of the last days I played with Legos 😂

"we're so out of touch, it still sells" Less than a minute later "yeah, I bought that version too, might get the new one too"

1:18:40 made me laugh so hard

@graycin3391

Жыл бұрын

That was me lol 😭

@DurzaOnYT

Жыл бұрын

@@graycin3391 that was gold

@YouTubeHandlesSuck420

Жыл бұрын

@@graycin3391what made you sigh and also was that really the end of the voicemail? 😂

@brandonjustis

Жыл бұрын

That was a golden moment. I think that might've been a plant to firmly dissuade people from the "naked shitters" camp and have others put a shirt on at least.

Jackson picked the guy with the best argument for his cause

Andrew, i truly appreciate the FMA references!

Uh, Jerry springer did throw fists vs Dr evil, a very canonical episode.

I heard “cuck” so many times within 20 minutes it doesn’t sound like a word anymore

Brady thinking he could be having a Winter Soldier episode while high is so fucking funny

What’s weird is, I was just thinking about this contentious debate

The console/pc argument was so infuriating to listen to. It's kinda crazy that none of them were able to answer the question of "why can't they just sell beefy pcs for 500 bucks." They literally lose money on the sale of each console and depend on the sale of software to subsizide the cost.

This podcast really got me through a lot. Shout out to the boys and the cool community around them 🎉

Love how every topic ends with them talking about immortality .

Love all your vids keep it up

i never ever get bored and i fall asleep to this so fast much love 💌

Jesus! Its like every KZreadr uploaded a video this morning

Truly debating the important things

I love that Kaya immediately leads with “I agree with the ridiculous alpha male podcasters” and “let’s talk about s3x pats”

@timer4164

Жыл бұрын

He's right though

@TheVideoIsLongEnough

Жыл бұрын

​@@timer4164not the "divorce isn't real, abusive relationships shouldn't end" podcast supporter 💀

@timer4164

Жыл бұрын

@@TheVideoIsLongEnough don't know whаt you're talking about dude

@TheVideoIsLongEnough

Жыл бұрын

@@timer4164 the podcast kaya brings up you can go watch yourself and discover it's a treasure trove of psychotic bad takes

You guys need to talk about Boogie vs WingsOfRedemption fight in the next podcast. I would love to see Ethan Ralph fighting Boogie although Ethan would 101% run away and make excuses lol

@JackTheBunny

Жыл бұрын

team wingo

Saying socks are like handcuffs when you take a shit is wild 😂😂

When you realize youv'e outgrown the podcast. Cheers and GL fellas.

the only way i can describe this podcast. andrew is andrew. jackson is jackson. kaya is kaya. charlie: 🧔🏻‍♀️

Custody Clash is a fire name for a show and it wasn't properly acknowledged

In the Aussie land, Jackson stood apart, Unconventional act, he did impart. Naked defecation, his unique way, Seeking control, vulnerability's sway. With the shrink's guidance, insights unfurled, Yearning for control, in a wild world. Nakedness brought order, a paradoxical call, Authenticity embraced, emotions enthrall ~ChatGPT~

jackson stands so still sometimes i think his camera is off lmao

@brandon9172

Жыл бұрын

It is off bozo

@JayInTheGreen

Жыл бұрын

​@@brandon9172that's Kaya

“I could have killer someone” holy shit hahaha!

Kaya is once again damned to be stuck in time, when will his crimes end

1:29:14 this man leans back on the toilet! That's gotta be the most disgustingly unhinged thing I've heard in my life! I clean my toilet regularly and the first thing to get dirty is always the lid. Its a biohazard after the first flush. That's like a nightmare! How could you lean back into piss and shit mist condensation and then lay in bed, or sit on your couch or in your car I'm having a mini panic attack just worrying that there are real life maniacs out there doing that. Every waiting room, uber, movie theater just everywhere 😰 Or even worse, they're naked and put a shirt on after 😱 Just trapping that shit in there 🤮

Man this is definitely a podcast episode. Please Official Podcast, make more podcast episodes.

@susanissajoke

Жыл бұрын

hilarious.... now go go join the other 5000 people writing the same thing on other podcasts

Lmao sounds like everyone but Charlie are newbies to weed.

Aww jackson looks so happy in his new setup im so happy for him!

Tears of the kingdom is 96 on meta critic AND 8.7 on user scores. Andrew was 100% correct on this one

3/4 cams turned on for this one, not bad

Jackson is totally right. These debates are a decades old thing and it’s just a reformatting of this cultural clash of tropes. We just ignore or put to the sidelines that gender roles are constantly being challenged and pressured and people are constantly agitated. I could write an essay about it, but a prime example are tomboys. In the 80s or 90s, they finally became fairly acceptable, but before the 60s, women with short hair who didn’t wear skirts were almost shunned and barred from most places. Now a bunch of losers are talking about how we’ve gone too far and need to go back to that. But they’re just carrying a generational insecurity of a dying power structure. Rather than rationally dissect the distinct contemporary issues people face in their demographics, they want to blame every problem on not forcing weird gender roles, purposes, and functions on people like they are these programmed robots who serve this grand system-rather than their own self interest. We can discuss the shortcomings and insufficiencies of our social organization without taking away people’s agency and ability to define their own meaning. Because that’s what it all is. There is no absolute “truth” that encompasses and serves all humanity or all life. If we simply lived to procreate and pass down genes, why would we create so much in this world to represent who we are? Because it’s not just about survival, it’s about living, and no one gets to tell you how you live. Our meaning is our reason, and that is self-exclusive. No one can tell you what your reason is.

@johnthegamerman404

Жыл бұрын

very intricate wording dedicated to talking about a toilet

@jman809

Жыл бұрын

cope

@aqueous5099

Жыл бұрын

@@johnthegamerman404 is that really why you listen to four grown men discuss unaimed topics? Toilets? Well, I support your absurdity within reason but that’s not interesting to me.

@aqueous5099

Жыл бұрын

@@jman809 what percentage cope?

@Ilivedbih

Жыл бұрын

​@@jman809 Ironic coming from a person who can't cope with Attack on Titan's manga ending lmao touch grass

"has there ever been a cuck podcast?" Buddy I'm watching it right now

God I love this podcast lmao

I love Charlie's silence when everyone's talking console specs, Steam Deck and portable computers because, god, these guys had no idea what they were talking about. Low key painful.

I did edibles with a coworker who smokes a lot before closing at work once. Worst experience of my life but it makes for a good story. Basically I learned what the attention span of a goldfish was, I couldn't focus for more than 10 seconds on anything (even the thought of thinking about focusing). Everything I saw was like it was in "theater mode" and I was sitting watching myself. Because I couldn't focus on making drinks (Starbucks) my coworker sent me to the back she'd take care of everything and honestly she was a godsend. It was like time was repeating, or tripled in length. I thought my 10 minute break was over within what was probably only 1-2 minutes, my anxiety was out of control, I was super stressed and panicking so I just drank water and tried to force vomit to clean my system. Sometimes if I'm having a bad day I think back to that knowing it could be worse.

@marcogenovesi8570

Жыл бұрын

your first mistake is do drugs on the job, don't take substances that put you out of commission when you have to do a job, ffs

@JG-bp5qh

Жыл бұрын

negative rizz

@NoGoatsNoGlory.

11 ай бұрын

That's just a normal day with ADHD. I can very much relate to trying to think about why I am the way I am, and 6 seconds later I am observing the way my body pushes into the bed.

Microsoft is IRL following the premise of the south park episode of the console wars. 🤣🤣🤣

1:08:10 me rn listing to all your podcasts to distract myself from the blinkers I juts took

Been out of the loop for a bit and come back to an episode with Kaya swinging right at the beginning, whew!

Just glad I’m not the only one

Kinda surprised that Evergrace was mentioned. It’s the first fromsoftware game I played as a kid and I loved it. The soundtrack is god tier.

Isn't the Xbox not true 4k though? It's interpolated isn't it. I think Jackson's also heavily underestimating how optimized console ecosystems are to get the performance they have.

Have i got the fucking giggles or is this the funniest episode ever 😂

“You’re weird for shitting naked, its so much extra wastes time. Anyways im gonna flush the toilet by karate kicking the flusher so I can avoid spending two seconds washing my hands”

bro the amount of channel baits and bots and half naked women pfps in the comments is actually crazy lmao

@Soma_109

Жыл бұрын

KZread apparently has no intention of fixing it either.

@reeboypicklejuice3558

Жыл бұрын

@@Soma_109 like many other companies

@markmunoz6324

Жыл бұрын

It’s way to expensive to counter bots and not profitable

@marcogenovesi8570

Жыл бұрын

@@markmunoz6324 a youtuber called thiojoe has made a python script that can identify and ban (if you use it with a channel mod or owner account) more than 95% of these low effort bots. It's not "expensive" or "hard". The issue is that bots are boosting their statistics, same as with Twitter and everybody else so they would harm their perceived value if they actually started to massively filter and ban the bots. Shadowbanning actual humans is instead perfectly fine

@markmunoz6324

Жыл бұрын

@@marcogenovesi8570 but trying to keep up and with mass scale still can be expensive. Just because there is a fix currently does not mean it will last for long. Also businesses are like bureaucracies the bigger they are the more red tape there is

I love Andrew's FMA reference

Fucked up in the crib watching The Official Podcast

the totk map is certainly not “the same” with different layers. it’s very different

Just finished this at 125 x 👍 much thanks

Kaya is so calm damm even in intense

I’d like to hear more news about Plague Seeker. Maybe an animation??

Hi moist have you watched all the beenkillers? Yet I heard there was like a number 2

In time to listen for work let’s go

Ya know when people are in grave shame, or denial of something, so they talk down on said thing vehemently to make everyone think they are not said thing? Almost obsessively, as if they can’t stop thinking about it? This is just an observation, but Kaya always brings up something every podcast, and each time I grow wearier of it.. don’t know if anyone else is getting what i’m putting down

@bishopspechulure9821

Жыл бұрын

So by that logic you must LOVE kaya right?

@chii8532

Жыл бұрын

@@bishopspechulure9821 love em

I love this episode that talks about my country lmaoooo

nice podcast, Charles.

I’d love to see a physical studio for you guys . And yes I understand that the podcast has been working fine without a physical studio but I think the production would be better for sure

@debishvebishwish4839

Жыл бұрын

Kaya live in Germany right? Gonna be hard to do that

@UsernameUsername0000

Жыл бұрын

I can see why you’d think that but I don’t think a visual would add much. I don’t think any of them have very expressive body language

@loxx5537

Жыл бұрын

Kaya is in Germany, Jackson is in Australia. Kaya has talked about moving to America but I doubt Jackson will. I think he recently bought a home in AU.

Always one of them with a frozen cam lmao

charlie always uses the most peculiar, advanced vocabulary when elaborating on things and its hilarious 😭

@Vaultboythefightingmachine

Жыл бұрын

Ban pornography, homosexuality, transgenderism, masturbation, and what children are exposed to should be important dress nicer and fancier and repent and worship the one true GOD JESUS CHRIST. If I had my way this country would be cleaned up and everyone would be at peace and happy because of all of these ideals.

@jollthebro

Жыл бұрын

hi daniel

This is debatable one the podcasts ever.

Jackson definitely had a rough time at school when he got a bit of shit on his baggie shirt 💀

I'm a girl and I take my clothes off to shit because I don't want to get them "dirty". I literally keep them in the bathroom before going inside the toilet lol. But I get the point of being hot because I also get way hotter than other people. It's like hair, you have to put it up before shitting if it's long to not get it dirty lol.

9:48 hearing Cr1TiKaL call Maury "That Murray Show"

Thought the most intense debate was gaming/console stuff. Turned out to be shitting naked or not lmfao i love these humans

Hell yeah, what your Description saying is what sticking me to my chair man.

What’s up with everyone having a webcam background of a green screen and not actually using it lmao

Fuck yeah, Top Gear. I love that show with all my heart. That must be amazing to watch while high

Reason i sh!t naked: I crouch on top of the toilet seat to poop (that’s the way your supposed to stfu lol) and taking of your shirt just makes sense when the rest of your cloths are off

@mylam658

Жыл бұрын

😦

@NoGoatsNoGlory.

11 ай бұрын

It's how people did it for centuries. But how?

There u go all digital

I had a terrible night, this episode made me laugh so hard. 10/10