In The Odyssey, his wife actually held off on taking a suitor for as long as she could and created an impossible task for the suitors - the one who could string and fire Odysseus’ bow through 12 axe handles would be her new husband. Odysseus comes back just in time to complete this task, then he kills all of the suitors since they took advantage of his absence and basically ate drank and used all of his stuff and harassed his wife.

@ismaeltorres3219

Жыл бұрын

Oh yeahhhh I remember. I did a video project about that scene I think in high school

@Ilivedbih

Жыл бұрын

Chad couple

@asaiguess4491

Жыл бұрын

Yeah definitely the opposite of being a cuck, Odysseus was definitely a Chad

@the_inquisitive_inquisitor

Жыл бұрын

@Instabruh User What "content" robot?

@thighgraine

Жыл бұрын

Ong Odysseus was a Chad

My favorite part of this podcast is staring at each person's webcam to see if it's a picture or they're just being really still at the moment

@thewaffle003

Жыл бұрын

I am so effing confused lmao

jackson unironically pulling a 'you wouldnt pirate a car' is pretty funny

The way Charlie said "old ladies doing what old ladies aren't meant to do" was funny af

omfg when bro described adhd and then was told its adhd and he just goes "nooooo" and then described more adhd

Charlie is so still I think he's an image most of the time.

@pichaelpyers1738

Жыл бұрын

​@Instabruh User get real

@Kingolimar354

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking that about Andrew

@Cash42

Жыл бұрын

Bruh I was high af looking at all of them trying to figure out who was an image took me wayyy too long 😂

@iamspenver

Жыл бұрын

Yeah Jackson is too, he's very good at talking with his mouth closed

@shanecarvin1035

Жыл бұрын

@@iamspenver pretty sure Jackson does use an image

The takes on this podcast are always absolutely wild

@wolfiemuse

Жыл бұрын

Especially Kaya and sometimes Jackson’s

@valleybiitch

Жыл бұрын

@wolfiemuse nah jackson's takes are usually pretty vanilla, kaya is consistently the one with the batshit nuclear takes. which i usually don't mind except for this episode where he randomly decides to shill for jk rowling for like 20 minutes lol

@higoodbye7545

Жыл бұрын

@@valleybiitch precisely

@wolfiemuse

Жыл бұрын

@@valleybiitch yeah I genuinely dislike her, she’s a verifiably bad person. He’s obviously not bothered looking into her, and also yeah I agree he’s usually the one that’s fuckin wild af. He makes me do the kind of double takes where I’m like “…and Charlie is friends with you why..?”

@thebarbiter4644

Жыл бұрын

@valleybiitch Yeah, I never got into Harry Potter. My mom told me it was (and I'm quoting here), "white people shit". She gave me Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief, and I never really looked back.

Ted Bundy defended himself but he was actually somewhat good at it, the judge even told him he wouldve made a good lawyer

@azathothdaemonsultan666

Жыл бұрын

He also helped detectives find the Green River Killer out of spite for this new serial killer getting more attention than him.

@Transit0422

Жыл бұрын

Nice Shockwave profile picture!

@skelebonethedread3199

Жыл бұрын

based profile pic

@newt2120

Жыл бұрын

@@azathothdaemonsultan666 real life light yagami type of move haha

@Thisisthegreatestatofalltime

Жыл бұрын

That seems more like an insult towards the ethics lawyers than the competence of Bundy.

man what a perfect time to finish the podcast on spotify to relisten on youtube

Idk if they read the books. But in the last book Harry tells his son that the hat puts you where you want to be. So by letting the player pick it is accurate to the books and lore.

@Cash42

Жыл бұрын

This is good info thank you

@Muscaplays

Жыл бұрын

Well more in the sense of „where your heart really wants to be“

@lexd4081

Жыл бұрын

It literally says "don't worry the hat puts you where you want to be" and it's what Harry says to his son when his son is freaking out about it

@tyzilla358

Жыл бұрын

Well you can't ever expect Andrew to know what he's talking about.....he still wears sunglasses indoors because he thinks it makes him look cool.....it's like nobody ever cared enough about him to let him know that it's the international sign of being an unbearable douchebag.......

@Supermanpower3000

22 күн бұрын

I think it would be better if there was an option to choose your house and an option to be chosen based on your actions

I love Andrew’s Draft Kings ad about being an official partner of Super Bowl LVII and this pod is the day after Super Bowl LVII. 😂

I don't remember any real life cases of someone getting lost on a hot air balloon, but there was a segment on the Amanda Show called Moody's Point. Her mom in the segment was lost on a hot air balloon, and it's used as a big dramatic point for the segment.

@fried-dodo-thigh

Жыл бұрын

I remember that, I need to binge the Amanda show. Thnx for reminding me !

I never watched or read Harry Potter, and I'm having fun after the tutorial. It has a very slow start but it gets better. I just hope the puzzles don't get tedious after a while.

59:18 I have decided. I think Charlie has that thing where he can’t imagine things in his mind very well. I can’t remember what it’s called, but that’s gotta be why he doesn’t get scared by horror games, why he doesn’t like reading, etc. Thanks Michael J Caboose, the condition is called aphantasia

@MichaelJCaboose013

Жыл бұрын

Aphantasia

@r.o.c.k9553

Жыл бұрын

You mean Aphantasia? I wouldn't say it is very likely tho, I mean for horror games it's just the mentality you're going in with, as for reading, it can be pretty boring at times, he's just really motivated by adrenaline and action based things I'd say.

@wolfiemuse

Жыл бұрын

@@MichaelJCaboose013 Thanks! I credited you.

@Reisen_Inaba

Жыл бұрын

My friend has aphantasia and (after a whole night of convincing him visualization is a real thing), he said that might explain why he found fantasy books so boring as a kid and only read informational ones.

@wolfiemuse

Жыл бұрын

@@Reisen_Inaba also some people’s aphantasia can be worse than others! It’s a spectrum. There’s a guy named Bob, he’s one of Markiplier’s friends, and he has it as well. But he can still make very good descriptive jokes and is imaginative

It really just feels like everyone forgot satellites and high altitude balloons exist.

@Gerlaffy

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, they're trying to make a thing of nothing

@I-am-duck

Жыл бұрын

what is rhat

@mikefrommie

Жыл бұрын

It's a distraction from it coming out that the USA was responsible for the Nord stream pipeline sabotage. They said if it ever came out, it would be a disaster, so of course they have to do something once it did come out.

@hermanubis96

Жыл бұрын

yeah the entire government and military simply forgot and some youtube commenter guy has all the answers

@NeutralGuyDoubleZero

Жыл бұрын

@@hermanubis96 Thanks. I'm glad you agree

Plot twist: The object that was shot down was identified as Harry Kane's penalty

I sometimes forget Charlie has his webcam on. Still as a stone.

Andrew should do a video about his closet full of guitars

I love these podcasts. Always makes my day better.

I’ve been on a binge of this podcast the last few days, so I just clicked thinking it was another year old podcast or something, never been this early

Got myself some Cereal to listen to this Podcast.

The boys should come together to make a movie where the 4 of them go on an exotic roadtrip to get some GILFs, just to bring the octogenarian cinematic universe full circle

@DanArnets1492

Жыл бұрын

I feel that'd end up being a documentary rather than a movie

I watched this podcast right when it started and just picked it back up with this episode. I can certainly I enjoy it as much now as I did then 🎉

this was great to listen to while washing the dishes

@sreejiths5872

Жыл бұрын

Are u a woman?

@apotato4939

Жыл бұрын

It takes you 2 hours to wash dishes?

Ah yes, a draft kings ad on the Monday after lmao

The balloon was literally flying over military sensitive areas in America

@poppy63765

Жыл бұрын

They're kinda dumb

@DanskerneFraDanmark

Жыл бұрын

@@poppy63765 yes

These are the type of videos I put on during class

@fuckk.me.tap.on.my.pic99

Жыл бұрын

Hii

@jade_bbybluelyrix

Жыл бұрын

Real

@AsymmetricalCrimes

Жыл бұрын

Pay attention in school you smoothbrain

First the world played plague inc., and now Balloon tower defense.

The balloons just seem like an attempt at baiting countries to be on high alert and to see how quickly their response time was.

@White_Breeder

Жыл бұрын

Now they know America will just spread its ass cheeks

The thing with the trans characters name in Hogwarts Legacy sounds crazy until you remember JK Rowling named an asian character "Cho Chang" and a black character "Kingsly Shacklebolt"

@marsmagius

Жыл бұрын

Nah fr. They don't realize how the name could be maliciously interpreted because they are either ignorantly missing the context of the other names or purposely avoiding it. They're acting like people are pulling this out of their ass 💀

@delskif1425

Жыл бұрын

Goddamn lmao that's fucked

@makavelismith

Жыл бұрын

I assure you, there are MANY people named Cho Chang. It might have a racist sound like it to some but both are real fucking names to the Chinese. It is not racist, it's a real name. Maybe look it up for 2 seconds before engaging western offended mode.

@makavelismith

Жыл бұрын

@@Cash42 So I need to? What I said was valid, right? However, I will admit that I don't really get the other one. Is it 3 black sports star named combined or something? If I were to guess, that'd be it but I'll hold my hands up and admit that I don't know. Not everyone is American online btw :P so, if it is American culture based...

@Clancysway

Жыл бұрын

@@makavelismith The British used black Africans as slaves, hence "Shackle" can be seen as a racist reference to those times

Just in time for me to go back to work and listen

There’s literally an archer episode for this zeppelin debate 😂😂😂

u know it's bad when the offical podcast has to talk about UFOs

I'm in India and it's almost midnight. It's a good night's sleep listening to the pod once every week.

@molten_bread

Жыл бұрын

whats India like?

@Paqcar

Жыл бұрын

❤️

@Max0x1

Жыл бұрын

@@molten_bread pretty good, and if you want food with flavour.. then you're always welcome here.

@Brian-zc2ip

Жыл бұрын

@@molten_bread it's like a country but really big.

Had to come hear this been an interesting weekend.

Charlie is the only guy talking about UFOs in my life lol

My mom and i actually love grace and frankie on netflix, so we got excited about 80 For Brady In all: goted

What in God's name are we doing breaking down 80 for brady so aggressively lmao

@Cash42

Жыл бұрын

I wish you had left a timestamp 😂

UFOs!!!!!!! I have never watched your podcast until this moment I do love your regular videos though. You are very funny

Sounds like Beowulf is the character Andrew modeled his entire personality after.

This Is The Greatest Podcast Of All Time

The balloon went over restricted military facilities containing our nuclear ordinance as well as our missile silos. The balloon is said to have ground penetrating sonar that allows them to see the layout of said silos and bases that are hidden underground.

The Chinese ballons were testing the US response capability.

Harry Potter is basically Star Wars but in the UK with wizzards

@Beanpolr

Жыл бұрын

So, not like star wars at all?

@teaser6089

Жыл бұрын

@@Beanpolr it's a young male orphaned protagonist who for his own safety has been sent to live with his aunt and uncle until a mysterious bearded stranger who was actually the one to deliver him to his aunt and uncle when he was a baby comes into his life and starts to teach him about this ancient kind of magic granted he's going to learn a lot more about this magic from an older wiser wizard who's high most of the time regardless his uncle is totally against this magic stuff he won't even tell him what really happened to his parents but against his uncle's wishes he leaves home for the very first time makes some new friends, meets a pretty impetuous young girl and though there will be an odd sexual tension between the two of them throughout he will only ever love her like a sister while she struggles with the feelings that she has for his best friend the scruffy comic relief. Which franchise did I describe?

@Beanpolr

Жыл бұрын

@@teaser6089 Harry Potter. I don't disagree that there are similarities with the protagonists, but aside from their backstories the similarities end there. To be honest, the story you described applies to wayyy too much fantasy and to a lesser extent sci fi lol.

Hearing kaya take a swig of his drink after going in on Ralph at the end was perfect

so.. can you guys change up the window alittle bit. so hear me out. when you talk. your square lights up. so we know whos talking. because you know 2 people dont have live shots.

@tyegordon

Жыл бұрын

100% agree. I’ve been listening to this podcast for a while now and I still don’t know who’s talking when it’s Kaya or Jackson because I’ve only ever seen those still images of them

@DanteLikesRock

Жыл бұрын

@@tyegordon how do u not know who's who though, they sound completely different.

This is a huge thing of "hey i kicked my ball over the fence into your yard" and the US being the angry old man not giving it back

This time, we lasted an astounding 4:10 before Jackson became enemy number one. Anyone got score?

@barrothontherocks3325

Жыл бұрын

well he did start in hot thinking that "chinese spy balloon" meant there was a guy with a telescope in a hot air balloon

@Rocky_Burrito

Жыл бұрын

He definitely deserves the beatings he gets each week for every stupid ass thing he says

@Kingolimar354

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely dumbfounded by his takes

@Rocky_Burrito

Жыл бұрын

I like the way he talks about himself reading books, like he more superior than the average person 1:00:48 look how smug he’s sounds

@joyboy6752

Жыл бұрын

​@@Rocky_Burritohes just saying a read books bud, get a life

Episode 343 is going to be funni

Almost thought this was a new episode because the Patreon is called “The Ballon Crisis” 💀😂

If you guys do a book club you should invite alt shift x on

I'm pretty sure in HP lore if you *really* want to be in a specific house then the hat will put you in that house

25:00 I love how kaya says the guy was probably blind while they were at a movie theatre

@girtboy1312

Жыл бұрын

Definitely blind and deaf

This going in my top 5 podcasts

I listen to this podcast solely for the 🔥 intro

sometimes i think andrew wears shades because he takes a phat bong rip before every episode

@EkstatikFrenzy

Жыл бұрын

He did admit to smoking back in the day who is to say he still isnt ;))

@shady4108

Жыл бұрын

@@EkstatikFrenzy he already said he stopped

5:15 I literally just looked out my window and looked for a Chinese balloon

the only podcast im willing to listen to ngl

Ufos and aliens sighing with moistesports POG

8:50 The Hindenburg exploded because it used hydrogen to fly. Modern airships use helium a non flamable gas to fly. They just arent used that often anymore because there are more efficient ways of transportation.

@hbsharkman

Жыл бұрын

Hydrogen is flammable

@Beanpolr

Жыл бұрын

@@hbsharkman Yeah, that's what he said.

@Thisisthegreatestatofalltime

Жыл бұрын

Isn’t helium also expensive?

Ah yes, they came from another star, but our superior F 22 was able to shoot them down

My Monday is now complete

This isn't The Official Podcast.. It's The Best Podcast.

This is the perfect podcast to experience ego death to

@dragonsaige

Жыл бұрын

What do you mean?

This podcast makes my toes wiggle!😇

@I-am-duck

Жыл бұрын

what the

Ay that intro music was lit

Aliens are coming down to get an exclusive on the moist cast baby!!

Hyped for this episode! Tons of UFO's lately!

@fuckk.me.tap.on.my.pic99

Жыл бұрын

Aww

@JustSomeRandomBurger

Жыл бұрын

I wonder what it could be. The sudden spike in sightings is crazy

@Sammwhen_consumablesoap

Жыл бұрын

@@JustSomeRandomBurger I'm wondering the same thing! It just seems odd that we see one thing and then more appear.

@brandon9172

Жыл бұрын

Not aliens, that's for sure.

@Kitsuragi556

Жыл бұрын

The aliens just wanted to watch the super bowl.

this is the most quandalious thing I’ve ever seen

@papercat_morningteeth1137

Жыл бұрын

No

What I always find funny is we went from one group of people going “Oh my god, read another book” when people mention to Harry Potter to now people fighting on a hill to defend it.

The thing about Justin Roiland not working on Rick and Morty since season three sounds to me like Adult Swim putting out an article to help the fans cope and believe the next season will be good without him. I’m willing to be proven wrong, but I have no faith in Rick and Mort going forward

The final battle in Beowulf is against his son in the form of a dragon like creature. He has a baby with the beautiful woman creature Aglaecwif/Water Mere or Water Woman. In the cave near the castle/Village and they end up having a baby to replace Grendel who Beowulf killed. Just like the king before him she made this deal to make Beowulf king. Grendel was the son of the king before Beowulf, as the old king did the same with her.

Oh boy here we go

podcast baby 😍😍

0 hour gang role call

Idk if Im heartless but I agree with kaya, how can you cry over mean comments simply just dont care. Words can only hurt if you give them meaning so just dont give them meaning. I dont understand how people can get hurt and cry over words.

"Balloon the size of three school buses" Oh no Charlie's starting this too

@Jerriko

Жыл бұрын

The balloon was clearly a millionth the size of Texas

I had a gut feeling they were gonna discuss about the balloon matter

I understand the beginning of hogwarts legacy being kinda slow but y’all literally hate EVERYTHING 😭😂 I never watched or read Harry Potter but I think the game is really fun! To each their own but from what you all said, you played a little past the tutorial and said it’s super boring and no combat.

@elmago1236

Жыл бұрын

Just like Jackson said, if Charlie is not invested in the premise/universe of the game, and the game it's not action-heavy, he finds it boring. Kaya is just fucking unpredictable, don't ever try to understand his taste, it's a lost cause...

I don't think Kaya blinked once during this episode

I feel like we about to be in a fallout time line lol

I can't believe my timing making it to this video so fast lol

so with the sorting hat, it takes the person's wishes into account, so if they don't really care, they'll get sorted, but if someone vibes with a house and wants it hard enough (no really) they will get into that house. in the last main movie, harry tells his son that if he really wants Gryffindor the hat will put him into it.

Charlie… you were like 18-19 in 2012-2013 when you said you were playing the FF games for the first time. That’s PRIME nostalgia age. Of COURSE you like those games, regardless of how similar they are to games you don’t like these days. People just need to learn to accept these things - we aren’t some hard, strict characterization of likes and dislikes. Those likes and dislikes change over the years even though you may think they don’t, they absolutely do. You liked that kind of game back then, grew up with them, and love them. If Hogwarts was the game you played back then, you’d love it just as much now and defend it just the same. Just because you like a few games from your early adulthood that we’re dialogue heavy does not mean that you should be an “example” of “oh well if they did the dialogue better I’d like it”; no. Your tastes have changed, but the games you grew up with haven’t but we still love those games regardless because we grew up with them. They are the exception, not the rule.

I was asleep and was hearing the express vpn add in my dream. Something about using a spy balloon instead, pretty weird lol.

kinda want something like this to happen i'm fuckin tired at Uni rn

It sounds like Tom Brady just really wants to take control of his brand. Hopefully he doesn't screw it up.

perfect timing

Loosely related, but you should cover the East Palestine train derailment in Ohio. It's just now gaining traction. The reason I say it's loosely related is because I live in Ohio and people around me have been focused on UFOs and hadn't even heard of the train derailment

@Thisisthegreatestatofalltime

Жыл бұрын

Wasn’t there a ton of super toxic chemicals on there? Also I think it happened right around a movie with an eerily similar scene though I only know about it from overhearing someone talk about it.

God I can’t wait to witness this meeting of the minds 🙄

Prisoner of Azkaban is by far the best book and movie. JK at her peak

Listening to these guys talking about balloons and proving how little they know sheesh

perfect time to bet on the superbowl lmao

Sirona is hilarious because he's literally a Shrek 2 reference

I already said this under another Charlie's video but i feel like it's worth saying it again here. I'm no military expert, but there are reasons for the balloon not to be shot down. The balloon was sent most likely because they wanted to test the defence system. Just like they do with jets over Taiwan, to see if there are spots where they don't get detected or get detected too late. They are probably testing similar thing in the US with this air balloon, to see if there are any blind spots and also to see who and what kind of air defence will be used. Another option is that it wasn't shot down right away 1) as already stated because of the debris field 2) but more importantly, as Kaya said, but disregarded as Redditor defence, the US military probably wanted to see, what china wants to find out. Since it went over Fort Bragg and the nuclear silo in Montana. So the US probably, wanted to see what military sites interest China. To put it simply US and China seem to have a very kinky relationship, with some teasing and ball busting going on.

@lucasbruh5453

Жыл бұрын

Fr why not explode a 3 bus sized balloon that could EASILY be carrying a payload of literally anything onto your land putting civilians in danger 🤪

I think the Ballon had Ground Penetrating Radar, to scan the nuclear missle sites it flew over, that they couldn't do from orbit

I love how the Google play link is still there dispite google play music shutting down

@Thisisthegreatestatofalltime

Жыл бұрын

Stadia now Google Play, I’m starting to notice a pattern here

Yo that stealth hypersonic strike at Nintendo 👏 🙇

Hello my friend

@sinsgalore5146

Жыл бұрын

I’ve come to talk to you again

@lifeofreilly4296

Жыл бұрын

Hello

40:50 its Official Jackson has become the funniest person on the podcast