As a former EMT and current emergency medicine epidemiologist, this is super common and nothing to be embarrassed about

@codgod6848

2 жыл бұрын

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@jakespacepiratee3740

2 жыл бұрын

Dont expect Kaya to know much about anything involving medical, Doc.

@zionfreeman303

2 жыл бұрын

How often do people leak shit on the floors?

@sorrychangedmyusername3594

2 жыл бұрын

how common

@drjekyllmshyde

2 жыл бұрын

@@sorrychangedmyusername3594 like almost daily

That kaya story might have been one of the most entertaining and hilarious things Ive heard in this podcast. Shit this was a good episode.

@lividpringles7198

2 жыл бұрын

My guy, you're now in the guinness world records of having the most bot replies on one comment

@chaddev3762

2 жыл бұрын

No shit

@boldone66

2 жыл бұрын

"SHIT" this was a good episode. Shit indeed.

@gutgobbler1121

2 жыл бұрын

@@boldone66 does this imply you did not like this particular episode? Hm?

@lamthienphu8412

2 жыл бұрын

@@gutgobbler1121 he meant as in the story in this episode was about shit....

All four cameras on means there’s signs of hope for the world

@istiompaxindica9676

2 жыл бұрын

we've been blessed

@codgod6848

2 жыл бұрын

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@GeneralAeon

2 жыл бұрын

It's great to see Kaya no longer needs to use his soundboard for every show

@clementthangtinkhum7690

2 жыл бұрын

Covid is coming to an end soon

@iamray4702

2 жыл бұрын

I almost came seeing them all at once.

"From now on i want to be healthier" 2 seconds later takes a hit of a vape

@Djuntas

2 жыл бұрын

Yep...These people need to start their day with some oatmeal. That shit is golden, just add some raisins and sugar and milk :)

@nicocharlon4450

2 жыл бұрын

@Celly Chip really did he confirm in another episode

@munjee2

2 жыл бұрын

I suppose its healthier than smoking, especially indoors

@mr.smiley5582

2 жыл бұрын

@@munjee2 indoors yes, but its actually worse. You're replacing cigs with something worse than a pack of cigs based on studies. But it's less disgusting then smoking. Smoking is nasty as fuck

@dcode863

2 жыл бұрын

@@mr.smiley5582 nah vaping isnt worse, there's no tar produced from vaping as aposed to traditional smoking

in an alternate timeline, Charlie never said the boardwalk burgers joke to Tiana and thus he is currently married to Andrew.

@codgod6848

2 жыл бұрын

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@polarbears0306

2 жыл бұрын

@Josh the Joshey Boii wow ... This song actually good good

@GalaxyStandard77

2 жыл бұрын

Are we in the worst timeline? If Charlie marries to Andrew, does that mean Kaya never left Christmas Island and became King of the Ottoman Empire?

@raidengoodman8754

2 жыл бұрын

I want that timeline. Doctor strange do your thing

@daviddelisse9712

2 жыл бұрын

@YeaMan does it teach you better English?

Kaya's story has made this the best podcast episode of the year

@shadowmilk3742

2 жыл бұрын

Probably best podcast episode period.

@stevenevenshow2790

2 жыл бұрын

At for real the best episode in probably a 100 episodes.

I have IBS and I have actually passed out from pain from a shit (or lack there of) before. It's horrible. I understand the embarrassment

@codgod6848

2 жыл бұрын

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@cactusfarmer4632

2 жыл бұрын

Me too. And even after the shit there still feels like there’s more when there isn’t

@mifrr1316

2 жыл бұрын

I had surgery and the first shit after coming out of anesthesia was nearly impossible. Sat there for over an hour and couldnt push hard enough, nearly passed out and was shaking and sweating just like Kaya was describing 😰 eventually got the rest out with laxatives and I was so exhausted

@bobobsen

2 жыл бұрын

@@mifrr1316 oh huh, so that's why I couldn't shit after my nose operation. Pro tip: wait a few days in pain and then drink shitloads of kefir. You'll poop it all out.

The whole emergency waiting room thing is a serious problem, my father was having a heart attack and they tried to sit him down and answer questions until i literally started screaming that he was dying and they took him back

@codgod6848

2 жыл бұрын

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@gavinbrown5804

2 жыл бұрын

Oh wow

@limjahey5528

2 жыл бұрын

@@codgod6848 Hey, go grab 20 sleeping pills and take them.

@Thug_Nuts1

2 жыл бұрын

@YeaMan cap

@MZeternally

2 жыл бұрын

Heart was 180 bpm and they made me wait for 2 hours

"you're ultrasounding for a baby that's been aborted" 😂 fucking gold

The rare ocasion that andrew isn't lost in the desert and jackson isn't trapped in the depths of hell

Kaya Almost died on the toilet and got a hard dose of post-shit clarity

this is the most editing that’s ever been done on this podcast. danny outdid himself fr

@yeat6318

2 жыл бұрын

These bots trippin

@keeanstevenson7581

2 жыл бұрын

@@yeat6318 we need to bring back Turing to decode this cypher

@safarijoe5677

2 жыл бұрын

Six bots in a row holy shit

@musalamabduallah6800

2 жыл бұрын

You’re Pfp Says it All

@jkob8955

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah its the most editing because most of the other episodes have literally no editing.

THEY ARE ALLLLLL HEREEEEEEEE, ANDREW HAS RETURNED FROM THE SAHARA, AND JACKSON IS BACK FROM THE RED ROOM, LETS GOOOO!!

Boys, I can't finish the podcast cause I'm in hospital with a fractured spine and broken pelvis, and it just hurts too much to laugh. But I'll browse helix mattresses in the meantime.

Everything about this episode of the podcast was basically 10/10. Probably the best episode of this podcast in a while.

I have never felt more bad for another human being

@fontbane

2 жыл бұрын

You mean down bad?

@Skalopp

2 жыл бұрын

How many human beings do you know?

@f-ckmyr0fil788

2 жыл бұрын

what a nice plump mouthful🍍🍌🍋🍊🍉🍈🍇

@f-ckmyr0fil788

2 жыл бұрын

the house, and thought🧗‍♀️🤹‍♀️🤹‍♂️🤺🤾‍♀️🤾‍♂️🤽‍♀️

@f-ckmyr0fil788

2 жыл бұрын

It is so early in the day that🍣🍢🍠🍝🍜🍛🍚

I was so invested in this man's tall tale about his shitting emergency trip to the hospital

@codgod6848

2 жыл бұрын

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@G_Robb

2 жыл бұрын

When you say something's a "tall tale", doesn't that mean it's a lie?

@xenos_n.

2 жыл бұрын

@@G_Robb yeah, tall tale means that it's exaggerated usually immensely.

@Shan-lp2iu

2 жыл бұрын

@@G_Robb It can also mean impressive story. At least in the UK it doesnt only mean deceptive

@G_Robb

2 жыл бұрын

@@Shan-lp2iu So in the UK it can either mean untruthful or impressive? Sounds confusing. How would you know which meaning is implied? Especially since each meaning is so wildly different. With all due respect, I call BS on that, unless or until I learn otherwise. I think you're mistaken and the original commenter misused the term.

I like how whenever jackson talks about Healthcare that doesn't suck, the others just refuse to believe him. They're like "Jackson, one does not simply have a shower at a hospital that is just not how it works"

I needed something to put in the background while I cleaned and packed for college, and this was just posted. Holy shit you're a savior. Much love

@Ayyyyyyyhdndnekans32

2 жыл бұрын

good luck at college man

@eatingpringles

2 жыл бұрын

Let us know how you do at college!

@gunkcancerr

2 жыл бұрын

i had this as i folded clothes lmao

@codgod6848

2 жыл бұрын

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@dorian4191

2 жыл бұрын

Goodluck in college

This was like a Dhar Mann video, now I will forever be grateful when I shit

Jackson’s idea at the end was great. You know where to wire the funds. But in all seriousness I agree with Jackson. Expand to new horizons.

It made me sad how sad Jackson sounded at the end. I completely agree that they should try expanding a bit. The idea of staying completely static, especially when it's starting to get stale, isn't a good one

@chaaseisstupid2036

2 жыл бұрын

its probably a fear of the corners thing happening with the podcast even though people like me prefers that level of effort and organization but i get it

@pigggy2313

2 жыл бұрын

@@chaaseisstupid2036 Did people even dislike the corners ? I actually enjoyed them, especially the things we liked.

@chaaseisstupid2036

2 жыл бұрын

@@pigggy2313 yeah thats my favorite time

Kaya’s next nightmare: Paperwork.

@jakespacepiratee3740

2 жыл бұрын

I think any paper with words on them frighten Kaya, especially "Wear a mask in public"

@codgod6848

2 жыл бұрын

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@grelkie

2 жыл бұрын

@@jakespacepiratee3740 ok

@jakespacepiratee3740

2 жыл бұрын

@@grelkie Im not lying. He is very anti-mask. Also thinks China seeded Covid on purpose.

@grelkie

2 жыл бұрын

@@jakespacepiratee3740 ok

The Official Podcast is my go to Podcast when I am out and about, perfect for when you are doing your weekly shop and others can think that you are insane because of how frequently hard you'll be laughing LMAO. Favorite Podcast on all of the Tube

@ottolinnoskivi590

2 жыл бұрын

I think PKA is better

@sxmbxdy

9 ай бұрын

@@ottolinnoskivi590😂😂😂

As an audio only listener, i liked the game show and want it to stay

Why do they call it the restroom kaya is literally fighting for his life

Bruh the cost of staying in a hospital being so big makes me only think 'America moment.'

when i was like 14 i had a similar experience. i ended up having to get an enema and it’s still one of the most scarring, traumatic experiences i’ve ever had. i can still remember writhing on the table in the fetal position while gallons of water were pumped into my colon through a dry, un-lubricated plastic tube. the sounds i made in the process haunt me to this day.

@codgod6848

2 жыл бұрын

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@AA-ff8xg

2 жыл бұрын

That explains your profile pic i guess

@adhchopper

2 жыл бұрын

@@AA-ff8xg im a broken man

@mr.pickle0892

2 жыл бұрын

What a trooper 👏 👏

@icecream4you161

2 жыл бұрын

What where the sounds you made exactly?

I liked the visual part to the podcast and I appreciate you trying to bring new things to the table Jackson, do not be dispirited! ❤️

I work at a hospital, and the emergency room situation is the norm. There was a couple who had a damn baby who was needing medical attention and they eventually just left because they waited for so long to instead go to a pediatrician.

@salemcrow5078

2 жыл бұрын

What takes so long to get people through? I mean if it's busy is understand, but in cases where it's near empty if not desolate?

**OH SHIT** That's me who wrote that paper! (59:13) (Proof: check the video linked in the paper under the Appendix and look at the uploader) This is the closest I'll ever get to being on The Official Podcast 👀👀👀 (unless they get me on there for an episode, totally down for that). Bless these handsome boys

I have never related to a story more in my life. I have a condition that can cause intestinal blockages, it rarely happens, but when it does its unimaginably painful. I’ve had around 7 scares like Kaya’s. I’ve never gone to the hospital though, I should’ve for 3 of the instances. It’s so painful it makes it hard to talk, and in most cases I couldn’t walk. I’ve even faceplanted on concrete twice while trying to walk to a bathroom.

@CHICAGOTICA44

2 жыл бұрын

Me too!!! All his story was giving me war flashbacks.

@samantha2afterwuat778

2 жыл бұрын

It’s awful and I was at school so I was trying insanely hard to look normal while having searing horrible pain in the intestines

@mazobojo

2 жыл бұрын

@@samantha2afterwuat778 I had the same thing happen in my 1st period class. I felt fine on the drive over, then it set in during class after I walked a bit. I left school and was in pain for many hours

@samantha2afterwuat778

2 жыл бұрын

@@mazobojo the worst thing is that the pain comes out of nowhere so I have no time to prepare at all, and I didn’t know what to say or what I would say to my teacher about it and I couldn’t move from my seat so it was just miserable

@mazobojo

2 жыл бұрын

@@samantha2afterwuat778 just say I need to leave for a medical issue or something like that, no teacher is really going to stop you. Best of luck in the future

Jackson likes to bring up the showers cause he never gets to take one with all the droughts in Australia

@codgod6848

2 жыл бұрын

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@moonie5565

2 жыл бұрын

Apparently Australia is going through some ridiculously strict and authoritarian Covid lockdowns right now too. Arrests and $1000 fines just for being outside. They even shot dead an entire pound of service dogs because they thought people coming to get the dogs would risk Covid exposure. I'd love to hear Jackson's take on that

@stratosphere94

2 жыл бұрын

@@moonie5565 with peace and love, why would you want his opinion on that? I like and appreciate Jackson, but he isn't exactly the best person to go to for the real REAL Australian news. Maybe watch some friendlyjordies?

@moonie5565

2 жыл бұрын

@@stratosphere94 honestly didn't think about it. I'll look into him

@salemcrow5078

2 жыл бұрын

@@moonie5565 What news source wrote on that?

I know exactly what kaya went through I had to go through the same exact thing for four days straight and I can confirm it is one of the worst things a person could go through but the pure relief at the end is better then anything

one of the best podcast episodes I've seen in my life. The story telling from Kaya is bonkers

This is the first episode I’m listening to and I think I may have listened to the best one. I think I’m lucky.

I liked Jackson's idea. Andrew shot him down too hard.

@ottolinnoskivi590

2 жыл бұрын

Andrew always does, hes so annoying

@CharlieBoy1089

2 жыл бұрын

Andrew constantly ragging on Jackson every episode is getting so boring

@dethberri

2 жыл бұрын

dude yeah, you just could hear the sheer dejection in Jackson's voice at the end. pretty sure Andrew wasn't trying to be a dick about it, but dude, there's always a time and a place. like when you're not recording live in front of an audience jfc

I went through this at my parents house with my parents and brother laughing in the livingroom at my screams and moans. I was desperately looking up fixes and made myself hot bath to soak in becuase the pain and ended up puking in the bath... Constapation is rough. Found out it was from taking pain pills which made me that way and then stopping them which caused withdraw diharea to come behind it and it was terrible pain seriously thought I would become septic but made it through luckily

@FukaiKokoro

2 жыл бұрын

I am on meds that cause it. It can suck sometimes. Enimas are definitely my friend lol. Opiate type meds and similar meds can cause issues.

@scottbecker4367

2 жыл бұрын

It really isn't a laughing matter. I've been there too, and it's awful.

Cane from Spotify to see if all camera's were on.. looks like I'm listening again!

@codgod6848

2 жыл бұрын

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Freaking awesome

@BoxOfNot

2 жыл бұрын

@yes man I hate bots

@codgod6848

2 жыл бұрын

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@codgod6848

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@codgod6848

2 жыл бұрын

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This is probably my favorite episode in the entire podcast history. Only contender being the prison from RuneScape episode

Fiber supplements, Kaya. Psyllium husk capsules. They make your bowel movements bulky yet soft and easy to pass with less wiping. When you take them daily, they keep your BMs regular

@KFrost-fx7dt

2 жыл бұрын

That stuff can cause intestinal blockages. Use with caution. This man just needs to drink a lot more water.

I had a scarily similar experience to kaya as a kid where i was in so much pain I couldn’t even move and my parents took me to the hospital only to find out I just had to take a massive dump

This is so great

@codgod6848

2 жыл бұрын

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yeesh jackson seemed pretty upset at the end there. it seems like he gets the short end of the stick pretty often

I like to imagine that the doctor searched the the podcast and became they're #1. and i mean #1, follows all of they're twichs, KZreads, Twitters, ect.

There used to be a guy who came into my city's emerg often with candles up his ass, it happened so frequently that one of the nurses finally asked why he kept doing this, and this man replied that he just really liked the feeling of a nurse pulling the candle out of his ass.

We should've listened to those ads about Toxic Poop.

Omg I was falling asleep to the podcast then woke up mid when Andrew was talking about Helix Sleep. I woke up scared after hearing “Rude” and the words “asleep” “podcast”. I enjoy sleeping to the podcast for the reason that it helps me relax, cool down, and clear the mind. Instead of constant haunting thoughts I have the official podcast to ease my nights. Who needs melatonin? You don’t put me to sleep as in your boring but think of it as rocking a baby. Happy thoughts :)

Maybe the real shit was the friends we made along the way

I’m actually listening to this podcast in the hospital! I just told the footnotes Kaya’s story to the nurse taking my blood

Andrew barely talks for like 20 episodes, comes back with the cam on just to shit all over Jackson lol

I took one of the best dumps and was immediately grateful within the first half of the podcast

21:35 That feeling when all the boys laugh at your joke

“Quick Kaya cut to an ad so you can distract yourself from the embarrassment” *youtube ad pops up* Perfect timing

Life advice, from my own experience: Alternate each morning between eating a bowl of insoluble and soluble fiber, such as, say, mini wheats on monday and oatmeal on tuseday. Got the consistency of harder fiber cushioned by the softness of softer fiber. I've been in Kaya's shoes, and changing over to this strat has worked perfectly for me so far.

It was sooo intense story. I love it to the end! It deserve audiobook read by Morgan Freeman.

I propose: "Jackson's shitty corner" Every week, he tries to make bring back the corners, but ultimately fails because the 3 others hate them

Thank you Kaya I was chuging chocolate milk when you told that little story.

@gutgobbler1121

2 жыл бұрын

Cool pfp tho

Amazing how Andrew can talk with authority on every topic without knowing a single thing

It’s nice hearing this while grinding on a game

@BingusFlaps

2 жыл бұрын

@yeah I don't want your peace and tranquility

@Tom-ni4gs

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed tbh, rn in grinding on a minecaft server for xp, and I'm listening to this

@NomTheDom

2 жыл бұрын

Wanna grind on me too, bro?

@istiompaxindica9676

2 жыл бұрын

nice to know someone else is also doing this

@ireallylikeslugs1769

2 жыл бұрын

for real

My pants were loaded when I got this notification

19:00 Kaya got a Xenomorph Assburster

the 1 time he actually needed a shower after using a bathroom and he couldn't

12:05 ”so we’re driving i turn to the lady-” that could’ve transitioned perfectly to the broadwalk burger joke

What Jackson needs to do for that game show is talk with Lawrence Sonntag.

I love the corners and games I thought you guys were just taking a really long break

Gotta love having a new podcast to listen to while stuck at work

@limjahey5528

2 жыл бұрын

If you want any recommendations on episodes to watch let me know. I've been watching this shit for years, also any comedians you like.

I was just looking for a podcast of yours to listen to and a new upload appears

@codgod6848

2 жыл бұрын

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I’ve had that pain with constipation before and it’s as close as the pain as you’d feel with pregnancy contractions

I love how this podcast thumbnail and the last podcast thumbnail could meke one picture

i was hoping we’d get the pod today. needed this.

@codgod6848

2 жыл бұрын

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glad jackson found his way out of the red room

First time I’ve seen all of them with their cameras on for an episode

Was legitimately getting constipated and that's when I decided to listen to this again. Two minutes into the video, I was finally at peace.

This is definitely my new favorite episode, that Kaya story was incredible

So we could say that eventually Kaya shat himself from the pain.

this is by far one of my fav episodes lmfao

@codgod6848

2 жыл бұрын

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I had Kayas story happen to me in my freshman year of high school, had to stay the night in the hospital for 2 nights before the doctors even considered I might be constipated. As Kaya stated, I would never wish that pain on anybody

Had to wait a day to watch this because I was in the hospital. Absolutely worth the wait

My brain won't accept that the thumbnail is an ass, it just won't and I don't know why. I've been staring at it too long.

@xenos_n.

2 жыл бұрын

It's because it's almost inverted it's so flat.

Jackson you’re amazing

@codgod6848

2 жыл бұрын

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@grelkie

2 жыл бұрын

🧢

I have Crohn's and chronic constipation. The Crohn's dehydrates me, which makes the constipation worse. Needless to say, I've been in this exact situation a couple times. It's terrible.

Thought it was gonna be another week with a Friday upload THANK GOD

Did Jackson seriously just steal hard-netting from the DudeSoup podcast? I'm pretty sure those topics are from the first time Lawrence brought up the show.

@crispychip7696

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I noticed that too! kind of a weird move to steal the exact topics too, without even disclosing it. I do miss DudeSoup and Lawrence though, the show and funhaus in general just went down a downward spiral after he left :(

@rafikitheguru

2 жыл бұрын

@@crispychip7696 I still enjoyed them with Alanah and Jon Smith, but now that they're both gone. It's really dead now.

The American healthcare system, ladies and gentlemen (Charlie's stories)

I had something like this happen to me during OSUT in the army. I was in so much pain I couldn't stand at attention 😂

Love your podcast, you guys have good vibes✨

“Top 10 most iconic names of 2021”

@codgod6848

2 жыл бұрын

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CORYXKENSHIN IS BACK AND HES OKAY!!!! also great podcast

@codgod6848

2 жыл бұрын

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@grelkie

2 жыл бұрын

Who? Shut up

@DooMBucket117

2 жыл бұрын

@YeaMan ok

I love the story telling in this one.

Kaya, as a dude with severe Crohns + a colostomy bag, I feel ya on what you went through man

Kayas story was the best story on this podcast

I really hope that the young cute doctor chick sees this and hits Kaya up

@codgod6848

2 жыл бұрын

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@yourlocalhitman6696

2 жыл бұрын

@@codgod6848 I hate you

@chiccengreen1867

2 жыл бұрын

"U shit hard asf, I think that's pretty cool"

@MattMelon519

2 жыл бұрын

He's had a girlfriend for years so she'd be a lil disappointed

Poor nurse:Good morining sir, do you ha... Kaya:I AM FUCKING CONSTIPATED!

thanks for the podcasts

Jackson is right. The podcast is great, but I'm not gonna lie it was stagnating. Sure there are funny moments in episodes, but I was getting less excited for them over the year. I like that Jackson changed it up this week...and Kaya's story was great.

I hope everyone is having a good day! :)

@codgod6848

2 жыл бұрын

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The joy I’m having shitting at work while Kaya tells his shit story😭😭👏

i know the pain, i was in hospital for the same reason 10 years ago. most intense pain i think i’ve ever been in. had to have an ambulance humiliatingly cart me off