Mark is taking a big risk being near water, his circuits could fry.

@ammagon4519

4 жыл бұрын

He's fine, some reptiles can swim in water.

@Goobiwann

4 жыл бұрын

He is water proof

@miraqen7801

4 жыл бұрын

He has been self-replicating himself and constantly sends his memories through a memory bank in his skynet bunker like Connor from Detroit: Become Human.

@doubled9645

4 жыл бұрын

lizard people can breathe under water, it's their passive ability

@breynolds1337

3 жыл бұрын

The dude's a grey, so therefore he would be an amphibian, granted his love for the water and the need for protection from the sun

That picture of zucky made me realize he’s actually human, no robot can be carrying all that cake

@TheBeanPolee

4 жыл бұрын

Dont ever call him "zucky" ever again I swear on crypt bruh

@TyroneOne

4 жыл бұрын

Ben Smith zuccy boi thicc

@armandotrujillo856

4 жыл бұрын

What about a lizard

@hanque4684

4 жыл бұрын

@@armandotrujillo856 a lizard aint got the junk, trust me... *_I KNOW_*

@lowkie9001

4 жыл бұрын

2B makes me think otherwise, but that's just me wanting thicc robo women to be reality someday.

Yes jackson, you can in fact choke on food. It's called choking

@adriupadhaya2226

4 жыл бұрын

But on purpose

@chazworth6604

4 жыл бұрын

@@adriupadhaya2226 the fact that i keep eating mozzarella sticks after choking almost every time says yes

@fattdamon1980

4 жыл бұрын

@@chazworth6604 so it's not just me.....

@sourbrothers73

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@KrepsyK

4 жыл бұрын

Lolololol

Zuckerberg is posed exactly like that classic picture of Bigfoot.

@user-zy6ej9we5d

4 жыл бұрын

Coincidence? I think not

@safemoth3073

4 жыл бұрын

Bigfoot just shaved and became zuck

@Hevvvyyy

4 жыл бұрын

So ur telling me mark Zuckerberg is the related to bigfoot, my god ..

@richardoxikulus

4 жыл бұрын

You’re on to something

@tact1calbanana388

4 жыл бұрын

@@Hevvvyyy you're right they must be related. You genius!

Can’t wait for the moon to grow a face and start smashing itself into the earth just like in Majora’s mask.

@HolyBiscuit69

4 жыл бұрын

Already ordered my deluxe ocarina for amazon. Next day delivery too.

@CoolGuyMcgeez

3 жыл бұрын

Elon get on this

sokkas just sittin here like "why the hell are we hexing my girl"

@matthewgood5499

4 жыл бұрын

Thats rough buddy

@Turtletalksaboutstuff

3 жыл бұрын

*suki jealousy noises*

Zuckerberg is so thicc that when he turns around werewolves transform.

@Jon_Doe

4 жыл бұрын

u gay

@HExtraordinaire

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jon_Doe no u

@kark.5390

4 жыл бұрын

@@HExtraordinaire that's very insensitive and rude

@schwarz8614

4 жыл бұрын

Oldmansnipes no u

@kark.5390

4 жыл бұрын

@@schwarz8614 DID YOU TYPE OUT MY NAME AND NOT @ ME OR DID YOU DELETE THE @ YOU DIRTY LITTLE DIRTY BABY NEXT TIME PLEASE USE KZreadS BUILT IN @ FEATURE AS INTENDED THANK YOU HAVE A NICE DAY

The moon witches are really just trying to fight back against moon ninja

@billrex

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao underrated comment

@GalaxyStandard77

3 жыл бұрын

The books foretold this!

I love how almost every episode is a gamble to see if jacksons camera is working

Zuck has more than cake. Hes got the whole damn bakery

@mnml7396

4 жыл бұрын

@Ivory_ Lagiacrus_ ew gross

@officialdollargeneral

4 жыл бұрын

for that my friend you earn one more subscriber :)

@EddieBurke

4 жыл бұрын

Unironically Zuccy has the fat distribution of a Jamaican woman.

@officialdollargeneral

4 жыл бұрын

Eddie Burke i can relate half of my fam is from jamaica so yeah i literally died of fucking laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂

This should be good. Zuckerberg out here looking like a big foot sighting.

My grandmother Aggie is a witch. She's really slowed her roll in the spell casting game recently and now she just makes dyes for adventures in her home town of Draynor Village

@Berrynice342

4 жыл бұрын

YOOO

@fanalt6971

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@PITCHBLACKLIVE

3 жыл бұрын

Witcher? Pls tel me

Technically we could chat in the comments because nobody finished the entire vid yet

@bandofthebayou1401

4 жыл бұрын

Wish KZread let you playback videos in 10X speed

@osdesinteligentes7946

4 жыл бұрын

@@bandofthebayou1401 and in 0.20X speed

@bcw1nc865

4 жыл бұрын

So what's up

@DavidRSAT

4 жыл бұрын

Chad 1nc The sky

@freshweeb3797

4 жыл бұрын

Oh yea like it’s live

Tikthots out here hexing the moon, Pissing off Zeus and Apollo, making thicc-a-burg praise the moon

@MAGATSU009

4 жыл бұрын

Artemis, Nyx, and Selene are also pissed. I’ve been getting massive headaches from Artemis

@bort-

4 жыл бұрын

He ain't thicc. It's obviously padding

@petergriffin8086

3 жыл бұрын

Praise the moon? \_[T]_/?

Maybe this is a hint saying that Zuck is actually planning to use the moon against us when the lizards take over

@sweeswaa6217

4 жыл бұрын

Dear god why did you post that!?

@priscilaguimaraes2732

4 жыл бұрын

Tatiana azreuj not that I’m complaining, but why?

@SubjectSierra

4 жыл бұрын

Tatiana azreuj Hey! This is a christian channel!! Ok, maybe I’ll take a look..

@sweeswaa6217

4 жыл бұрын

But at what cost?

@DeepestOfNutts

4 жыл бұрын

#OnlyDracolivesmatter

Love Andrew, glad he's back on the podcast! He's been through a lot but I'm glad to see him in good spirits

My parent's high school had such a bad rivalry with the other high school where the other high school's students painted our ducks in our pond and killed them so we burned down one of their side buildings

@doomcat1089

4 жыл бұрын

Wtf is that all about

@ciacentralintelligenceagen6059

4 жыл бұрын

Godzilla tried to read this and had a fucking stroke and fucking died.

@Therealdrewdober

4 жыл бұрын

In my highschool I stabbed a rival football player after we lost our homecoming game and I served a year in jail lol

@doomcat1089

4 жыл бұрын

The only problem in or school is drug dealing

@catiegaming6049

4 жыл бұрын

Well they took away the bell that the winning school would get when the football season was over

Hey all I'm no expert but your passwords should be encrypted at Twitter's "hub" so even if someone got a Twitter admins profile they wouldn't be able to see the accounts password. What I think happened is third party websites that link to your Twitter will sometimes ask for permission to make post and or log into your account, they do this to verify a real account and if you get a high score on your mobile game you can share it through them with their copy paste message. Someone probably found a vulnerability in a site that ask these kinds of permissions

@hawk535

3 жыл бұрын

Thats why you should never give those permissions. If you want people to know you got a high score on a shitty mobile game just take a screenshot and make your own post.

Jackson: People don't wage wars for their favorite media. Kpop Stans: You see thats were you're wrong kiddo.

Why isn't everyone appreciating at 58 mins in when Kaya walks out without pants on?

@bort-

4 жыл бұрын

I mean. It's pretty normal. Would be more weird if he did have pants on.

@KrepsyK

4 жыл бұрын

Because we know none of them are wearing pants

@RBLXDignitysHQ

3 жыл бұрын

and we aren't gay eithe

@bort-

3 жыл бұрын

@@RBLXDignitysHQ Speak for yourself. I'm gay AF

@braules

3 жыл бұрын

Boris Panov specially for Kaya and Charlie

A lot of surfers and such actually do put a mask of sun cream on their face to protect it from the sun bouncing off the ocean. It might look stupid but hes doing the right thing.

@TheBloopers30

4 жыл бұрын

@drew scrivers Yeah I get you. Have seen a few surfers doing this but definitely more that don't.

This man's way of making insults is 4 parallel universe ahead of Filthy Frank

@victorchaparr0350

4 жыл бұрын

Danganronpa is the best game:)

@RH0DI

4 жыл бұрын

Nah man, filthy frank crossed boundaries charlie's too bitch to

@nedjustned6796

4 жыл бұрын

My girl kirigiri out here listening to the greatest podcast of all time

@jesuslozano9003

4 жыл бұрын

@@RH0DI KZread is not the same as it used to be tho

@Xanthopathy

4 жыл бұрын

@@nedjustned6796 lol

The way Kaya linked the Tumblr exodus of 2018 to Twitter and the internet going to shit over the past year made so much sense, I can't believe I never thought of it like that.

I like to post comments so I can make up for my lack of freinds IRL

@theratcaptain

4 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry Uncle Thomas, I promise you're invited to Christmas this year. ❤️

@jamesyaeger9528

4 жыл бұрын

I before E

@unclethomas914

4 жыл бұрын

James Yaeger My bad brother

@unclethomas914

4 жыл бұрын

insanity wolf that makes 2 of us

@ammagon4519

4 жыл бұрын

You okay Uncle?

I use to practice witchcraft on a minor level. It's always fascinated me and when I was practicing it kinda helped with my mental health. I have really bad anxiety when I leave my house on my own and practicing sigil magic helped me feel more comfortable when going out. Idk, maybe it was just a placebo affect or something, but it helped me feel more positive overall.

It's pronounced gee-layn but jizzlane is funnier

@bort-

4 жыл бұрын

It's a French name. Dgee-lenn

@sourbrothers73

4 жыл бұрын

Not gee. Djee

@EddieBurke

4 жыл бұрын

Boris Panov good luck explaining how to pronounce “dgee” to someone who speaks only English lol

@bort-

4 жыл бұрын

@@EddieBurke Fair enough. I guess we can settle on jizz-lane haha

These episodes have been really fun lately. Thanks for the entertainment

Almost at 200! im Rewatching the podcast before its the 200th ep, im already half way done

1:03:00 In Japan there were guys fawning over a female serial killer who tortured/murdered her boyfriend and they were saying they wish they could be with her. There’s crazy people everywhere.

"you're a billionaire Harry" LMAO

He literally looks like data on that surfboard

On the topic of the Twitter accounts, Charlie was wrong in that the accounts were in fact "impersonated" through the internal Twitter user management system. This is how most modern website with user accounts work. The system will just bypass the user authentication for internal users that have the permissions to impersonate other users. The passwords are "encrypted" using a strong one-way hash function which makes it virtually impossible to decrypt for anyone including Twitter employees.

zeckerbirge looks like my saints row character

I realized people type "1st" to say "first" faster. I have evolved.

@dumqlings5210

4 жыл бұрын

Then they edit it to fit the video. *They* have evolved.

@gangstaflamingo

4 жыл бұрын

F1rst

@dumqlings5210

4 жыл бұрын

@@gangstaflamingo a perfect example of stupidity in the wild. If I could give you gold, I would

@exploitablee

4 жыл бұрын

Onest

@Kurostyle21

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder who will have the last comment on a video though

This is one of the funniest episodes you ever made, I laughed constantly

34:05 that random tangent about vegeta is one of my favourite moments of this podcast

I love how Jackson checked out after the meundies ad.

The Japanese literally have a word for it’s called Chuunibyou or (middle School syndrome)

I'm a Warrior of Sunlight, so if these witches mess with my sun, we may have to engage in jolly cooperation.

Dam we’re all only worth 7 bucks, that’s kinda sad

@hawk535

3 жыл бұрын

Ya but when they sell millions of peoples data they make a shit ton of money. I think everybody should get 50 percent of the money from all data sold about them. I mean it is OUR data.

Kaya lookin fresh this episode.

@0thirst

3 жыл бұрын

He could've gone so much shorter on the sides and it'd look even more fresh my g

@maschaorsomething

3 жыл бұрын

Doesn't he wear the same shirt each time? Im becoming insane

Therapist: *thicc zucc* isnt real, he cant hurt you *Thicc zucc* :

@damnedbelowjudas_

4 жыл бұрын

He was always thicc though

@sourbrothers73

4 жыл бұрын

Hilarious

Hey, Official dudes! I figured I would weigh in a little bit, since I consider myself both a witch and a pretty reasonable person. Firstly, I think that it’s very hard to get an accurate read on the Neo-Pagan community as a whole, because there is a wide array of different practices/beliefs and different factions that are culture-specific. Most witches are also largely self-taught, and we don’t have any unifying factor like an official temple or bible. So a person who is just really enthusiastic about astrology might call themselves a witch, but so could a person who sticks rusty nails in a candle to curse their ex, or a person who leaves a small dish of fruit and tobacco out as an offering to a specific deity. I call myself a witch, but I am more like a scholar of 19th century esoteric philosophy and the occult. I take everything with a grain of salt, and I am the sort of person who would take antibiotics for a cold rather than putting out a crystal grid, because empirical evidence is a thing that exists and that I would be stupid to deny? Lol. I also look at various deities as being more akin to Jungian archetypes. To me, witchcraft is a belief system and set of cultural practices that help the individual feel more connected to nature and more attuned to other people. I had not heard anything about this moon-hexing business, but honestly, the fact that any practicing witches believe a small group of people would be powerful enough to hold sway over a celestial object is kind of ridiculous. Didn’t Kaya have a story about Turkish people shooting guns at the sun or something? Well, it’s like if there was a big group of concerned Turkish citizens who then felt that a bandaid for the sun needed to be launched into space to heal the sun’s gunshot wounds. The people whose tweets you’re reading sound like well-intentioned dummies with some seriously fringe beliefs. The witches in my local area would brush the hex group AND the lunar EMS squad off in the same way that we brush off the oxymoronic “Christian witches” as inauthentic and not representative of us. We just do crafts and have bonfires for solstices, man. TL;DR-The witch tweets were from some FUCKING GOONS.

@karmacean

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for adding this comment! I made my own, but I'm glad to have found a comment from someone who has a more research-based approach to their craft. I'm also glad I'm not seeing any witches getting salty over this, haha!

@purrleterian

4 жыл бұрын

Just to weigh in on the subject: Apparently those witches on Tik Tok didn't actually succeed with Hex, but they did upset the moon for trying (I don't personally practice witchcraft, that's just what I've gathered from reading and researching about this, quite interesting, subject)

@milo5021

4 жыл бұрын

I'm actually so happy to see so many comments about this (lol I guess I've only seen a few but it's way more than expected!) I think the key to helping people understand we (well most of us) are not insane is stopping the spread of misinformation about us and start the spread of real information. It's not Hocus pocus, it's a real spirituality

@spencerkelly9088

4 жыл бұрын

Karly Dausman Getting salty over what specifically? The initial Twitter shenanigans, or the boys’ hot take? Research is probably a little easier for me than it might be for others, because I live in NY, so there’s a lot of cultural diversity. I think there’s something like 2 New Age shops, 3 botanicas, and a dozen psychics in a 15-mile radius of my house. I have a shelf-full of books on mysticism from different cultures, mostly traditional European stuff like Norse runes and Celtic festivals. Hit me up if you want any recommendations 😎👌🏻

@karmacean

4 жыл бұрын

@@spencerkelly9088 Thank you! Yeah I just meant salty over the boys poking fun. I can't wait to visit more shops and stuff when the virus is finally taken care of.

Lmao, the amount of maniacs in the comments calling themselves witches and trying to explain. I guess I shouldn't be surprised, Charlie is definitely the type who would attract those types of people.

The combo no one asked for but needed

Well going to sleep to watch this later.

@noblesseoblige1076

4 жыл бұрын

Goodnight.

@loggerc4152

4 жыл бұрын

Good morning

@itsmedrew.2097

4 жыл бұрын

Yea good morning just woke up

@itsmedrew.2097

4 жыл бұрын

Well hello there @james howard

@TiredofGaming

3 жыл бұрын

Good 6 month gap

nice to have a fun episode again after that last one

witch here: 1) i’m not offended by joking abt it, i do all the time 2) i do it because i have nothing better to do and it’s interesting and feels good to have something physical to believe in. i’m not like full fledged, but i’m spiritual.

Damn we're almost at the big 200

The witches pissed on the moon

Thank you so much Charlie not only have you made me laugh until my sides hurt but you've gotten me all the ass. Like i just put on one of your videos when I'm with someone and don't know what to say and we just laugh at your shit and it's a great time.

Cthulhu: rise of the vag. I can see it now lmao 28:51 this got me

The Tiktok witches cast the infinite tsukuyomi in real life.

@sitterofgoats

4 жыл бұрын

Except it's done right with madara being the main villain 😂

Just fyi everyone admitted on suicide watch wears paper.

@ironmaxwell804

4 жыл бұрын

I thought they usually got the turtle suit. Or is that just temporary

@cookingwithsilence

4 жыл бұрын

@@ironmaxwell804 Suicide watch is typically paper and people usually only spend a couple of days if not just a single day in suicide watch.

@Mold713

4 жыл бұрын

Except jefree epstein

I think the Zucc is riding an electric hydrofoil surfboard thing. I saw one in my local harbor.

I was into witch craft for a little bit, but my way of viewing it was that it increased/decreased the chances of something happening but that nothing was guaranteed I made a spell jar for a partner that I still have, and we're still together so idk. Haven't done anything around it for the last few years

I do be doing pushups tho

@pedrosleep

4 жыл бұрын

i respect you bro. you gonna be looking like the rock n 2021 good luck man

Jackson is a supreme being. You all have forgotten where you come from. Jackson = J A C K-son = Official Podcast-son

You guys make a great team⚡

It sounds like through the admin tools, they were able to do one of a few things. Kaya is right that there wouldnt be a plain text password so they couldnt copy and paste but, they could still gain access through other means. *Change Email address for temp password change to be sent to their own Email to gain access. That seems like it would take a lot of time so there is probably a faster way but off the top of my uneducated in IT head, that's what I could come up with without seeing the system🤷‍♂️ lol

Don't worry guys, he just thinks he's Tom Cruise.

Elon was in the looking glass project and star wars now. With Jessie czebotar. On David zublick.

You get eternal life but you must watch every new episode of the Official Podcast

wow they actually put the picture of what they are talking about on screen

See kids it doesn’t matter if you ain’t packing heat in the front!

Get MEATCANYON on the show

IM FINALLY GETTING A MANSCAPED LAWN MOWER FOR MY BIRTHDAY THATS COMING UO YESSSSS

This is why we need another great ninja war Sakura never had time for this moon hex bs

The Zucc is back

@Godmcgod

4 жыл бұрын

Also the Zucc's back

There is 21 first’s lol

@laidsumo-newwind1935

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

@egorsdeimos3523

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Penguin

@v3ggies893

4 жыл бұрын

U said it so 22

@Toxic-Pyro

4 жыл бұрын

21

@fa-it5qx

4 жыл бұрын

Fappin Bradly lol

everyone’s camera is on 😩❤️

Another Pepper Challenge for episode 200!!!

What’s up haven’t finished the podcast gang

Ok srs question Is Andrew the huggbees channel Where the "how it's actually made" series is coz the narrator and him sound so similar And I keep thinking about it (Edited) Nvm, read the description ☺

@baddgerpaw

3 жыл бұрын

I see your mold is intact

Maxwell is/was also a very influential mod on Reddit

Sounded like one of them were playing Destiny Child Global. I recognise those sound effects.

His face looks so white becuase its a special kind of sunscreen that doesn't kill coral its looks like this no matter how much you put on hope this gets to the boys

I want Chris Chan on the podcast so badly, imagine the discussions!

@jackygemme863

Жыл бұрын

He’s in fucking prison

The Vexing of Sir Zuckerberg. And the mighty cheeks.

The Moon Ninja is not happy about the hex

Get Oliver tree on the podcast to talk about his new album

Hey it’s all the people that think they’re genuinely special for being first

@K71421

4 жыл бұрын

The Ivory Birchman 🤔

My favourite KZreadr has posted!

I'm watching 2 of his videos at once rn

We need to see the final form of Mark Zuckerberg

Critical is just a female with a beard

The Twitter hack, they switched the associated email address and then from changing it to a different email reset the password manually (the password reset function anyways).

Zuck was riding one of those electric surfboards or whatever. He’s holding the controller for it in his hand.

From my experience, witchcraft is a craft, much like painting or sewing. I can't speak for all of us out there, as many have their own ways of going about it. But, for the most part it's about energy and intention. The magic I do is to give my endeavors a bit of a boost, to better my chances of things improving. All the same. I watch and enjoy your podcasts every week, and I hope you all are safe and well.

@trashrat3204

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the insite!

@Jimrlst

4 жыл бұрын

I'd say it's a religion more than a craft based on what you described

@purrleterian

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jimrlst Not really. Correct me if I'm wrong, but from what I've gathered, witchcraft is more of a practice, however there is a religious aspect to it, called Wiccans. Edit: Basically not all people who practice witchcraft believe in deities

@Xenolaothe67

4 жыл бұрын

@@purrleterian Pretty much hit the nail on the head.

@bloger2233

4 жыл бұрын

Good one almost fell for it

I'm not 100℅ on this but I'm pretty sure the baby witches claiming to hex the moon and Fae was just to see if witches would "feel a disturbance in the force" or something

@faun7179

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah it was, which is kind of like building a spaceship in your backyard and then when it doesn’t work going to dunk on NASA on twitter. And honestly this was just dumb ‘witches’ on tiktok who got so worked up and believed it. None of the gods were mad and the fae most certainly didn’t care or even take notice. It was dramatic and stupid.

@natanfurman2467

4 жыл бұрын

@@faun7179 did you just equate NASA, a government agency with over 10000 employees and an annual budget of billions, to your shitty belief system?

@faun7179

3 жыл бұрын

Natan Furman be unfulfilled and mad at someone else for being happy with themselves and their beliefs lol just bc it isn’t Christian doesn’t mean it isn’t faith.

@faun7179

3 жыл бұрын

Natan Furman also don’t know what an annual budget of billions has Anything to do with the subject of faith. all around: go be unhappy somewhere else lmfao. clown

@faun7179

3 жыл бұрын

Natan Furman also every major government has had occult influences I would do some research on it because it’s pretty interesting but since you only like what you like and damn the rest I’m sure that doesn’t matter to you. unfortunately facts don’t care ab your feelings ❤️

58:26 Botton right, you are welcome

Double cheecked up on a Thursday afternoon

The amount of "witches" in the comments, there is no hope for this timeline.

When there is 0 minutes and 64 comments

Did i just get full mooned by Mark?

20:38 woah Joker 2 looks insane

@yenthefree

4 жыл бұрын

Wow

So we’re not gonna talk about Trump wishing her well??? Lol

Lol nerds already 10 mins in on Patreon

Dude half the reason I watch these podcasts is for Charlie's RuneScape references lmao

You could replace the web cam videos with still images and you won't be able to tell the difference