"Artistically pixelated" Sounds like a description of hentai

I love how Jackson took this. I bet he was a very passionate 14 year old

@ZealotOnYouTube

5 жыл бұрын

In more ways than one

@coughpillbox748

5 жыл бұрын

@@ZealotOnKZread please stop

@Riley_HawkinsOSRS

2 жыл бұрын

@@ZealotOnKZread boners

@pamlee2990

2 жыл бұрын

@@ZealotOnKZread jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnññnn

@beacool486

Ай бұрын

​@@pamlee2990 dude true

when jackson thought they were done roasting him lmaoo

The Official Podcast #95: Bullying Jackson

I honestly prefer the guestless episodes much more, less formulaic.

@s4ooky993

5 жыл бұрын

So true

@finemperor3694

5 жыл бұрын

Unless the guest is actually someone decent, like Fantano, Comment Etiquette, or I hate everything.

@wyetteconrad5284

5 жыл бұрын

We just need to lock them in a room for 24 hours and record it all.

@StillNoPickles69

5 жыл бұрын

ApronPatron I like both, it's good to switch it up

@punished7030

5 жыл бұрын

Imperator Augustus The hell are you talking about? IHE is a host dumbass

Guestless episodes are the greatest, I can't be the only one who feels this way.

@omarsabir1210

5 жыл бұрын

It depends on what guests tbh

@umbrellamuffin

5 жыл бұрын

Depends on the guest and how much Kaya wants to talk about politics

@yungboy4216

5 жыл бұрын

I like both, prefer guests because episodes with the guests often have the funniest moments, but guestless are more consistently fun

@TheFlawedPlan

4 жыл бұрын

I'm just skipping guest episodes at this point because I enjoy the guestless format so much more.

Feel bad for Jackson, you guys just spent 20 minutes shitting on his creativity. And Jackson’s too shy to defend himself 😂

@omarsabir1210

5 жыл бұрын

Honestly he was 14 at the time, his style of writing is great for that age

@stupickles5436

5 жыл бұрын

Sam Rangdale They do this literally all the time. Great friends lol

@wyetteconrad5284

5 жыл бұрын

It's just simple joshing my dude, they clearly love him too much to fuck him like that.

@stupickles5436

5 жыл бұрын

Wyette Conrad Well you ever been joshed on too much, and while you know it shouldn't, it hurts you anyway, then you start getting defensive? This probably isn't the case here, but I'm just saying, that shit happens when you clown someone too much

@wyetteconrad5284

5 жыл бұрын

@@stupickles5436 and when someone clearly goes over the line that is a problem but that isn't the case here. These guys are close friends and I have yet to see them go overboard with simple teasing. It's fine to defend Jackson but no reason to take this so seriously.

props to him, he was a young kid perusing his dreams... stealing artwork of course, but still

There's only a few episodes that I would re-watch. This is one of those timeless gems.

@STORMThorgood

Жыл бұрын

Any time I need a nice laugh I listen to this one

I want 8 podcasts a day

@pitrephilms5958

5 жыл бұрын

+1

Is it just me, or does BiT Defense actually sound cool and would be a nice narrative game if gameplay elements were improved a little?

@wyetteconrad5284

5 жыл бұрын

They just need a game developin b company now, e.g. The Official Developer.

@roostermaind6413

5 жыл бұрын

It's literally a rip-off of thomas was alone

@penny1992

5 жыл бұрын

Just you

@punished7030

5 жыл бұрын

Rooster Maind Thomas was alone invented shapes according to this guy lol

@roostermaind6413

5 жыл бұрын

@@punished7030 It's not about the shale, the lighting engine looks incredibly similar in those screenshots.

Andrew is that guy that got bullied constantly so now that he's finally on the other side of the table, he's fucking loving it. You can tell.

@Riley_HawkinsOSRS

2 жыл бұрын

Nigga.

Did I hear Charlie right? Binding of I Zack

@StillNoPickles69

5 жыл бұрын

Nodar Heart he can't speak English

welcome to official podcast #95: we shit on Jackson for an hour! lol, im waiting for this game on steam greenlight

@yubbo3

5 жыл бұрын

Steam greenlight is dead now

@punished7030

5 жыл бұрын

Jacob Fox just like this podcast

I'll go on

@OGBeefStew

5 жыл бұрын

talk about freaking bookworm or something

@Nate-Speech

5 жыл бұрын

@@OGBeefStew I thought you died after Dunkey played Bookworm

@avdolsfather

5 жыл бұрын

Yes do this

@brenanobrien1675

5 жыл бұрын

John Smith you take that back right now before we have a problem😤😤

@nickparker1356

5 жыл бұрын

Talk about how shit the meme economy is

I mean it, episode 100 better be Charlie's Dad

@farmincrops

5 жыл бұрын

strys I am in anger

@user-qw5xh1nj6l

2 жыл бұрын

I am still waiting

This is like when you make a story or fanfiction and show it to your friends/siblings/classmates, and they start going to TOWN on how shitty it is. I bet some of us can relate to Jackson...

Jesus, you guys are running a train on Jackson

The offical podcast never disapoints me, Keep it up :)

i prefer the guestless episodes better. the random convo among u guys is always great, sometimes even depressing

-Jaboody Dubs/Studios -ImAllexx -Mister Meteokur -Sorrow TV -Matt & Ryan from SuperMega -penguinz0 -Lyle McDouchebag This is my wish list, please make one of them happen before the year ends.

@victisoof3060

5 жыл бұрын

Ummmm.......what is this list for?

@TheGenchannel

5 жыл бұрын

hey they finally did one with penguinz0

@snailboi179

4 жыл бұрын

Ngl i really want one with lyle

@YurrWhat

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao forgot I wrote this 😅 I guess its Lyle Rath now lol

@snailboi179

4 жыл бұрын

@@YurrWhat the only reason i seen this comment is cuz im rewatching the whole podcast before 200

who the fuck has hurt andrew so much he has to be like this

I'd give my extra liver to be a guest on your podcast.

@TheGunJungy

5 жыл бұрын

@Hydra Jamm The second one isn't mine

Yeah, this whole shitting on Jackson spiel got old really fast

I love it when it’s just you guys❤️

Call them Premium Episodes instead of Bonus Episodes.

@n4z31r4

5 жыл бұрын

Andre Moreau yeah it’s not really a “bonus” if you have to pay for it lol

@anigeriantaxidriver5040

5 жыл бұрын

@@n4z31r4 bonus for paying

@quinnelsea6972

4 жыл бұрын

@@n4z31r4 I mean I get where you are coming from, but you can also think of it like, you aren't paying for the episodes, you're just donating to support the content and for THAT you get bonuses

The sad thing is this game doesn’t sound half bad

This was a wonderful episode

I think KZread knows I fall asleep to this it keeps recommending it despite watching it 3 times

I like this idea why are we shitting on jackson so much

andrew's really enjoying this lmao

Am I the only one who has their phone/computer on really low darkness, so they couldn’t see the JACK in the background?

Fav episode

I'm tryina watch the last arc of naruto the war arc but it's absolutely unwatchable with the flashbacks I'm legitemately annoyed

Based on the thumbnail they talk about Jackson's scheme to get Charlie to voice act in his shotty game

description should have been "Three close man friends gather around to embarrass one close man friend"

The boys have obviously never heard of Thomas was alone. One of my favorite games about just blocks bouncing around avoiding programs from computer engineers.

@logannewman6166

2 жыл бұрын

I know you commented this 2 years ago, but did jacksepticeye play that back in the day?

@luckylovescats

6 ай бұрын

​@@logannewman6166I know you commented this 2 years ago, but i'd like you to know that yes

@logannewman6166

6 ай бұрын

@@luckylovescats honestly thank you, I forgot I asked this but I'm glad I know the answer now

26:10 sneaky segway to lastpass/dashlane commercial.

Jackson’s story sounds like a Neil Breen movie

WHERE DO I INVEST IN HARD TURBO

*I DID NOT GET A NOTIFICATION FOR THIS*

The people who pay are not "the core audience" they might be part of it, but they by themselves arent it.

jackson youre game sounded good 🥺

Eyyy birthday podcast lets get it bois 🤑

as Kaya says you're only a true fan if you pay the money to see there bonus patreon podcast. That's what makes those podcast better.

@coughpillbox748

5 жыл бұрын

I just hope Charlie was right about them making all the podcast episodes premium only. Would suck to be a non-true fan, feels good being an actual real life fan.

I like both the guest episodes and the normal ones

I would totally buy bit defence

Always to fun to listen live than on YT again

Atleast Jackson can take it

Not as embarrassing as forgetting to un-mute Alex once again.

Welp there goes my plans for the night, now i gotta watch these glorious bastards.

When can I preorder this magnum opus of a game?

Cant wait for this exodus of stories to come out And on the 7th day, god gave us moisture

You should get jarred wright on the podcast (creator of the big lez show) he would definitely do it

should’ve got Lightning McQueen for this episode smh

And none of them have even close to the creative mind as Jackson yet shit on him lol. Kind of sad really. Though I still thought it was funny 😆

good talk about core audience

Do you guys know what the word “bonus” means?

I was wating the whole week

@flowler70

3 жыл бұрын

Please tell me what you meant by this

Poor Jackson

More embarrassing than those musically bad boys? Impossible

The Official Bit Defense Podcast

I'm a dedicated fan, but a broke ass college kid so I'll eventually be a patron again to get the bonus episodes.

What’s embarrassing is Charlie doesn’t have a Emmy yet

"...World that explores lifestyles and morals through blocks or whatever..." It's like you've never played 1010! high before

Wait. This is the first episode where the KZread title and the Spotify title don't match Wait again: I just checked spotify, they changed it to this. It was previously "Pre-Order Bit.Defence Now!"

okay boys there was nothing in my house to eat but ramen, pasta, and old seafood. I got hungry and made shrimp scampi with mussels, the mussels having expired in February of 2015. I have low hopes for my future health and do expect to vomit here within the next 4 hours. Will keep you guys posted

@teralyri

5 жыл бұрын

How was the food?

@rayh966

5 жыл бұрын

You alive my dude?

@megamanzerowar9981

5 жыл бұрын

@@rayh966 niggas dead

@cheezburgrproduction

5 жыл бұрын

a gripping tale

@benjamingoodman2690

5 жыл бұрын

He 100% just killed himself with old seafood. Should of just ate the ramen fool!

best episode

Next guest: Daily dose of internet

Ironically, the real meaning of utopia is "no where" or "not a place."

I'm feeling bad for Jackson you guys were brutal

I know I'm very late but I was playing binding of Isaac while they were bullying Jackson

I love how all three of you wholesomely shit on Jackson's one and a half year of "work"

Charlie should do audiobooks. I’d listen to the fuck out of some books if every chapter started with “What’s up everybody it’s Cr1t1k4l”

Jmak for podcast #100

@omarhuda4997

5 жыл бұрын

Do you actually want to come to the official podcast

I'm committing a crime by watching this on KZread but I'm sorry I forgot and just clicked it. I love you guys

@coughpillbox748

5 жыл бұрын

Explain thyself, vendors of Tysons!!

Will bonuses ever be revealed?

This is a golden episode

Somebody make some bit defense fan art

Is there a way to get the shoutout tier on Patreon still? I want to become a supporter but I would like to do that tier.

Y’all should get Mr moon or syndicate on here. That’d be interesting

poor jackson

I thought a dystopian was a utopia with a dark twist

@jakexd5524

5 жыл бұрын

Jelcs s4 someone made a video call “utopia is dystopia”, it’s a really good video which compares the classic utopia and dystopia and its really cool.

@justiceforjoggers2897

5 жыл бұрын

Utopias are always dystopian, and every time sometime tries to reach the perfect society, you kill millions of people and cause a collapse of the one that worked

@dxshawn532

2 жыл бұрын

I kinda found it silly how Andre couldn't grasp that concept. Neither of those terms exclude the other. A utopia can and usually is dystopian in ways.

So basically the BiT game sounds like a bad minecraft remake of mgs

General sam would be amazing for this podcast

@whatislife233

5 жыл бұрын

bombasticthrone007 wish granted, 5 months late

RIP Asterios lol I like his profile pic tho :^)

You guys should have Quinton Reviews as a guest

The title of the episode is misspelled. It should be "A BiT Embarrassing

I would play that game

Good shait while im dtunk my dawgs.

@aksu_Netrunner

5 жыл бұрын

Drunk*

Can we see this game. I know it might too much for me to handle, but it's worth the risk.

Jackson literally sent me BiT.Defence over reddit 4 years ago, via dropbox. i'm stupid proud of this

@arror1170

3 жыл бұрын

send it to me

@redtwinblade

3 жыл бұрын

@@arror1170 nah it’s not mine to distribute. His IP, his work, I have permission to stream it, and that’s about all I’d do with it

@thetrueampadu1748

10 ай бұрын

post it

@redtwinblade

10 ай бұрын

@@thetrueampadu1748 read my above reply

One day i hope we can get bill burr on here

@Ami-xi5kz

3 жыл бұрын

YES

The intro song always reminds me of Dr.Disrespect

Boardwalk burgers? More like board burgers, because burgers can't walk.

It sounds like bit defense is an IGN interpretation of Destiny

Seems like this could have been an actually good game

The next Mark Twain, Jackson.

Where the hell is the video version???

When Lootcrate is looking for people to promote it, you know they're in hot shit.