8:46 more like a true businesspan

@yoursexualizedgrandparents6929

3 жыл бұрын

Punished Dogo, more like needs more punishment.

@ymguanake

3 жыл бұрын

Panishment*

@lmg6831

3 жыл бұрын

I believe its businessman

@magnimagnet8670

3 жыл бұрын

@@lmg6831 either someone got wooshed or is tryna fake a woosh

@liar2k5

3 жыл бұрын

@@lmg6831 bruh

“Cause of death?” “Frying pan. Then chicken. Then banana.” “Wow.” “Then he was shot in the face.”

@rabidredpanda2888

3 жыл бұрын

@Just a random femboy yes

@nickefstathiou1022

3 жыл бұрын

@Just a random femboy more like bore ragnarok

@gabrielxoo

3 жыл бұрын

@Just a random femboy "give my fish and my clown suit.... And I'm ready to go"

@badreedinedjellali1328

3 жыл бұрын

some say zanny killed 5 targets with grenade then the grenade exploded

@sergeantspam51

3 жыл бұрын

"then he was hit with muffin"

Not just the hitman but the hitwoman and the hitchildren

@Robopup325

3 жыл бұрын

They're like animals! And I hit them like animals! I HATE THEM

@BJovanovic1987

3 жыл бұрын

Hitchild*

@spude850

3 жыл бұрын

@@BJovanovic1987 it sounds stupid if its "hitchild" do you not know the reference

@BJovanovic1987

3 жыл бұрын

@@spude850 I know it's an Ep 2 reference, yes.

@ZER-cr4dm

3 жыл бұрын

Racist, did you just assume a hitowman? Oh man you are getting cancelled, lemme steal a nike store too

“This is Gordon Ramsay disposing of mediocre cooks”😂😂😂

@eqWillibrium

3 жыл бұрын

Both on regular “Hell’s Kitchen” and whatever the child cook version is called.

@Captain_-cn4ml

2 жыл бұрын

@The Devil Zanny missed the chance of saying Chef Bezos.

@Tyleya

Жыл бұрын

WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE! 😂😂😂😂

"I can poison the fast food!" "Kinda redundant, but ok" *GOOD JOKE*

@lazyDudesGaming

2 жыл бұрын

I only just now noticed! It is, in fact, a great joke.

@ethansmith6507

2 жыл бұрын

When does the podcast start?

@thatnewpodcast6130

2 жыл бұрын

Soon™.

@ethansmith6507

2 жыл бұрын

@@thatnewpodcast6130 well you got a new sub from me anyway I look forward to it

“I suck at the new hitman game so you won’t have too” Not to worry Zanny, I still suck

@cyberjackson9645

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@spongemanicecone2548

3 жыл бұрын

He changed the title of the video, lol.

@franticpotatoes4432

3 жыл бұрын

@@spongemanicecone2548 Aw, well I still suck

@Acc-nt5dp

3 жыл бұрын

He sucked for you so you won't have to suck but when he saw your comment he said "if this guy still sucks why am i still sucking? Omg i am sucking for no reason." Then he changed the title. In short you suck and i suck for writing this dumbass comment.

@AssFace.

3 жыл бұрын

@@franticpotatoes4432 we*

Me: The evening swan retu... Zanny: meet the black PANther

@jango4289

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@nate1511

3 жыл бұрын

The showdown of the century: The Evening Swan vs Hitpan

@Kotai-Matrix69

3 жыл бұрын

Better than endgame

@comradekenobi6908

3 жыл бұрын

6:56

@kilianuwe8731

3 жыл бұрын

oh nu the feels

"Agent, are you still there?" "Nah he's everywhere." XD

Hitman: a serious game about assassinations and death. Zanny: frying pan goes bang.

@nrcwarface544

3 жыл бұрын

you mean bonk

@fredoking4481

3 жыл бұрын

@@nrcwarface544 nahhh it's bang

@terrylandess6072

3 жыл бұрын

Panhandling? I guess assassin pay has suffered.

@imperium3556

3 жыл бұрын

_Flashback to dressing up as Big Bird in Hitman Blood Money_ Nah, Hitman isn't a serious game lol

@Daniel-yc2ur

2 жыл бұрын

Hitman is not a serious game at all lol, the opposite

“What does this button do?” *Launches a million-dollar ballistic missile at an innocent, unsuspecting Norwegian children’s library.* “Oops.”

@kendi5391

3 жыл бұрын

Younglings are expandable.

@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial

3 жыл бұрын

don't you mean "perfect" ?

@kendi5391

3 жыл бұрын

@@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial That's a perfect shot for sure.

@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial

3 жыл бұрын

@@kendi5391 indeed

@chainsawboy2388

3 жыл бұрын

@@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial perfect experiment indeed

"I forgot this game had a story." is basically my experience playing all the new hitman games. I'll screw around, complete a mission, and then, boom, story is thrown at me and I'm like "oh yeah, that's a thing."

@OinglorBoinglor

3 жыл бұрын

I was really pleasantly surprised by 3's story, personally. But yeah, most people don't pay attention to the lore.

@EduardoGBayod

3 жыл бұрын

@@OinglorBoinglor To be fair we're here to creatively murder people not for another conspiracy thriller

@guapdaddy7338

3 жыл бұрын

I forgot it had a story until I read this comment, and Zanny said it like 9 seconds ago

@justanotherblackwhitemicke7817

2 жыл бұрын

@@OinglorBoinglor Honestly the lore INSIDE a level is way more interesting. Thats why I love maps like Mendoza or New York because it has really compelling targets

@donjaun8435

2 жыл бұрын

@@OinglorBoinglor Thats because the Hitmans exposition is awful now

7:44" When that beat drops, so will you" 😂🤣

2:46 💀💀💀 “Where’s the lamb sauceee”

“Once a evening swan always an evening swan”-Sun Tzu

@ShukaHusk

3 жыл бұрын

*Tzu

@ovalrock5527

3 жыл бұрын

*An

@Punched_Kuze

3 жыл бұрын

“I am very disappointed by this” -Sun Tzu

@ShukaHusk

3 жыл бұрын

@@Punched_Kuze Lol

@siegwardofcatarina100

3 жыл бұрын

"This is very true" -Sun Tzu

Zanny: Skips the entire murder mystery level Also Zanny: “This mission was pretty lame”

@wafflescripter9051

3 жыл бұрын

When you’re a serial-killing hitman, murder mysteries are weak sauce

@offscreen6578

3 жыл бұрын

@@wafflescripter9051 When you're a serial-killing hitman, you MAKE murder mysteries.

@wafflescripter9051

3 жыл бұрын

@@offscreen6578 or you just run through the front door shooting everything

@jango4289

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@arjunsatish920

3 жыл бұрын

@@wafflescripter9051 When you're a serial-killing hitman, there is no mystery, only murder.

0:13 not to mention this guy has a literal barcode on the back of his bald head he should be easily identified by everyone

@bullymaguire745

3 жыл бұрын

Wonder what happens when you scan it

@Nadie47

3 жыл бұрын

No one knows about 47 though. For all they know it could just be a personal tattoo.

@bullymaguire745

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe it would be 50% off on hit pans new steak

@user-bp5gx5rw9z

3 жыл бұрын

@@bullymaguire745 in the lore hitman has a barcode because it’s like a keycard to identify him in the cloning facility but in the game hitman blood money if you scan his barcode it brings you to a page on Amazon “6inch double dildo super fun adult toy colour pink”

@deathgorilla782

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-bp5gx5rw9z Nice

"What does this button do?" _Drags the entire server out of the rack._

“Where is the LAMB SAUCE?!” *hits the guy with the frying pan* “WELL?!”

@witherslayer67

3 жыл бұрын

I died laughing when I saw that

@AbsoluteAzure

3 жыл бұрын

That shit had me rollin 😂

@revivrevalchn3503

3 жыл бұрын

More like "FLYING PAN"

@17matt95

3 жыл бұрын

@@revivrevalchn3503 I both love you and fucking hate you

@Akashathesilentassassin

3 жыл бұрын

@@17matt95 r/angryupvote

"He has muffin to say" i completely lost it when i heard that lmfao

Zanny: Throws literally everything under the sun at a man Also Zanny: Smoothly done Agent 47

I love how he skipped over a murder mystery and then went "this level sucked."

@wafflescripter9051

3 жыл бұрын

Murder mystery doesn’t matter if you outdo the murderer by murdering 40 other people

@gameloser2893

3 жыл бұрын

@@wafflescripter9051 then its no mystery who the murderer is

@myr7663

3 жыл бұрын

@@wafflescripter9051 there’s no murder if no one sees it

@DeimosA_

3 жыл бұрын

I was half way away from solving it my first playthrough and then the lady walked under a chandelier and I couldn't resist.

@llv7412

3 жыл бұрын

POGGERS

“And this is hitwoman” Twitter: So you have chosen, death

@Yougotcaged102

3 жыл бұрын

Don't worry Zanny, I'll save you with my *_Gender Equity Beam_*

@LavaCreeperPeople

3 жыл бұрын

twitter itself, its company, and it's fandom is garbage. it's so crap even pewds and i left it better just leave if you dont wanna lose brain cells

@greentaigo2552

3 жыл бұрын

@@LavaCreeperPeople who gives a shit about Pewdiepie's opinions lmao

@LavaCreeperPeople

3 жыл бұрын

@@greentaigo2552 many people also it's not just him who thinks this lol

@greentaigo2552

3 жыл бұрын

@@LavaCreeperPeople i am aware, I don't like Twitter, but I really couldn't give two shits what Pewdiepie thinks about it

2:00 the best gordon ramsay impression ever I died laughing so hard.

3:41 "I have become death The destroyer of worlds" Damn zanny knew about openheimer even before the movie D:

@rtixboi4193

9 ай бұрын

You know Oppenheimer was a real person, right?

@user-ft2zc5or9d

8 ай бұрын

Bruh that quote has been a thing for 60 years... are u fcking stupid?

@animeslayer6348

7 ай бұрын

@@rtixboi4193 yea i know but not everyone knows oppenheimer Most people came to know about oppenheimer after the movie So i was just suprised zanny knew about him

"There is only one Evening Swan, and he's staying alive." -Evening Swan, right before immediate death

@night_swan

3 жыл бұрын

I'm inclined to disagree.

"WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE" he said killing a man by throwing a frying pan at mach 5

@AET_Gaming

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@raflibudiman1676

3 жыл бұрын

Calmly

@vixiestarfire

3 жыл бұрын

This would be a great animation 😂

@bob7598

3 жыл бұрын

now search the body

@ashutoshsethi6150

3 жыл бұрын

Canon

Gordon Ramsey just called, He’s very proud.

@alexhicks6207

3 жыл бұрын

No actual Gordon Ramsey would beat him to death with a leg of lamb for the accent

I love how zanny does the best mission with the best storyline(imo) in a brutal manner discovering nothing about the mission

“This level was so boring” Plays it like a gears of war game, and doesn’t solve the mystery

@matthew_jones

3 жыл бұрын

I tried to do it but the butler didnt give me the information so I killed the women and took the case file

@XmasTree

3 жыл бұрын

@@matthew_jones the butler isn't supposed to give you the information, you're supposed to find it lol

@belcher4370

3 жыл бұрын

The murder mystery is not that hard

@matthew_jones

3 жыл бұрын

@@XmasTree no i wasnt able to tell him the time of death was 10

@MorbidGames666

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure thats because he got bored by the first mission. Its the games fault.

Me when there’s no Kirin or Miro commercial break “this is outrageous, it’s unfair!”

@cyrusheim8557

3 жыл бұрын

At least we got a puppy in a t-shirt

6:05 _"not really sure what to do or where to go next _*_BUT_*_ I have found some cocaine so things are going pretty well."_ You pretty much described my teenage years...

The man channeling his inner Rapunzel with those savvy frying pan headshots.

Zanny: What does this button do? Shuts down the whole damn system

‘Is this Scott Sterling?’ THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEN- oh...nope, he died. Can’t be him

@robertspreine5770

11 ай бұрын

I was looking for this comment

"I am become death destroyer of worlds" TWO years before Oppenheimer!! Zanny is a time traveller!!

4:39 “Don’t ask” Lmao

“I suck at the new hitman game so you don’t have to” Too late zanny, too late

@Haeasuy

3 жыл бұрын

Oof

How did you become such a great chef Zanny: The secret ingredient is crime

Zanny’s English accent sounds more like a dyslexic Welsh person rather than Gordon Ramsey.

“I forgot this game had a story”

"Is this Scott Sterling?" "THE MAN" "THE MYTH" *in unison* "THE LEEEEGGGEEEEND... SCOTT!!!! STERLING!!!!”

@aiseanaivalu2143

3 жыл бұрын

SCOTT STERLING!!!!

@sterlingburton5107

3 жыл бұрын

"1 IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER!" "2 TICKETS TO PARADISE!" "3 TIMES A LADY!" *in unison* "44444444444 EVERRRRRRRR YEEEAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!" 69 likes, not gonna touch it, sorry.

@calthekonqueror312

3 жыл бұрын

I nearly died cause I wasn't expecting a reference like that.

@samuelispoggers_ontiktok5207

3 жыл бұрын

“What’s he doing now? Oh he’s crawling from the goal and ..oh my GOD THAT WAS AN AMAZING IDEA!!”

@3vrLol

2 жыл бұрын

I wanna live in a bunker, MADE FROM THAT MAN'S FACE!

Me in school, contemplating if I have time to watch the Zanman “Yeah, I’ve got time”

"ITS FOOKING RAW" as he takes the chicken leg while it's cooking

"It is a proven fact that generosity makes you a happier person" - Sun Tzu

"There can only be one Swan!" Me: Are we just gonna ignore the Black PANther?

@night_swan

3 жыл бұрын

Are we just going to ignore ME?

@coolercolderbear

3 жыл бұрын

@@night_swan Yes, feel very ignored.

@thess7156

3 жыл бұрын

@@coolercolderbear well, your doing a lousy job ignoring them

@maryangel6183

3 жыл бұрын

More like the evening span .

Radio: Germaine? Are you still there? Zanny: Nah, he’s everywhere

@jermainejay5479

3 жыл бұрын

It's actually Tremaine tbh if you listen carefully

I just noticed when zanny is trying to take away the shirt from miro the Ps5 he bought is sitting right next to him.

The ad profundis shirt is amazing I might actually buy youtuber merch for once Gg Zanny, it was a very good marketing decision making them funny channel memes and not just a logo ***coughs dream***

Next title should be “ Johnny Sins kills again”

@garrettfritzlen

3 жыл бұрын

Why is ur logo a cross?

@elijahdavis5128

3 жыл бұрын

What’s wrong with my logo being a cross?

@kiwisontoast

3 жыл бұрын

@@elijahdavis5128 “hurr durr religion bad”

@elijahdavis5128

3 жыл бұрын

@@kiwisontoast I would like to hear your reasoning behind that. From every standpoint religion is the thing that drives all societal desires and is what most countries were founded on

@Green_Meanie1159

3 жыл бұрын

@@elijahdavis5128 I'm fairly certain that he was making fun of the other guy.

The evening swan is a man of many faces Gordan Ramsay The cheddar knight And a dj

The, "Where is the lamb sauce!?" Killed me.

I love the refrence to Gus Johnson "Just a TOUCH!"

zanny whenever he kills someone with the pan: “Another happy panning”

"Nobody will notice, if there's nobody to notice" Sun Zoo

@RedSpicyKiwi

3 жыл бұрын

😂 "Sun Tzu"

@matthias8161

3 жыл бұрын

@@RedSpicyKiwi r/whooosh

"Can everyone STOP quoting me!??" -Sun Zu

9:03 "That's pretty cool. Well not real-"

"And this is hit woman" Guess she's the punchline

@wurshraggwurshington2284

3 жыл бұрын

Wait. This scenario would mean Zanny was playing as a Mighty Morphin Power Stranger.

@jackvail1680

3 жыл бұрын

Equal rights, equal lefts

@xFirtewx

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Bobby G , how Yvraine going?

@rebouteguilliman

3 жыл бұрын

@@xFirtewx Splendid my friend.

Zanny: “Say your goodbyes, go on.” Daughter of target: “Goodbye dad.” Zanny: “Alright.” *hits target with pan* Me: 😂 “She basically sentenced him to death.”

@andrewvazzana383

3 жыл бұрын

That Scott Stealing reference caught me off gaurd

"Well, my gun has a silencer, so it's still *stealth* "

Zanny: “I have to play the role of a rich businessman” Also Zanny: “GeT oUt Of My FaCe, PEASANT!” This is why I love this fuckin guy. Keep up the good shit, man.

This is honestly one of the funniest gaming vids I've seen in years. Props

Me: The Evening swan retu- Zanny: The hit pan

2:07 but… WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCE! If he were any other chef I wouldn’t have made this joke.

Dang, I heard this guy's cooking skills are Killer.

Zanny: Goes for unique kills Me: Still committing warcrimes three games in

I made this “you don’t have to” comment so you don’t have to.

@gouravk5004

3 жыл бұрын

He changed the name

@bradywinterblade1342

3 жыл бұрын

I made this you don’t have to comment on the you don’t have to comment so you don’t have to

zanys videos are so rewatchable its insane, ive watched this 4 times just to hear, "THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE"

6:22 Killer Queen has already touched the floor

"I'm going now" Mutters "To the afterlife" "Bye my dear!" "Say your goodbyes" Tosses a frying pan upon his head. Thank you Zanny, this was perfect.

"Say your goodbyes" "Bye Dad" "Alrighty then" *yeets the pan

“Just look for the one bald guy in the entire club” But... what if he is wearing a hat?

@bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877

2 жыл бұрын

There were many bald people

I want more Hitman, Zanny. It’s been two years since a video on this game, and this is one of my favourite videos you’ve ever uploaded.

“The way that is the way is not the ordinary way.” -Confucious

@talphazero1036

3 жыл бұрын

This is golden!

Agent 47, other aliases: the evening swan, discount Gordon Ramsay, “Shef”, DJ Zanny

@maximedelice6691

3 жыл бұрын

The Cheddar Knight

@marcofioretti6908

3 жыл бұрын

@@maximedelice6691 I wanted to write it but I didn’t fit with the video

This is the fourth time I watched this

“I forgot this game had a story.”

"Agent Swan, coming in." Me: "The Evening Swan has returned. And he's looking for revenge."

Literally wearing my evening swan hoodie while watching this

this game: about assassination zanny: remember, no russian

Zanny was really on point this video! I can see a real improvement in his video's quality since he began! Great work and keep it going, I love you man

“I’m Jeff Bezos” Don’t insult 47 like that

The Evening Swan is now bald

@jonathonrodriguezthomas6457

3 жыл бұрын

He's not bald, his hair just has that much stealth

3:20 "Looks like you're at the end of your lifes(pan)"

@zacklp3844

Жыл бұрын

Get out

@Hot_spider

2 ай бұрын

Hahaha😊

"Standard issue frying pan"

"To bring death upon thy enemies, thou shalt becometh Death thouself"-Sun Zoo,The Art of War

2:21 I like how the toilet didn't like him so it assisted in killing him by raising the water level.

I think I saw a ps5 box during the merch plug at 7:09

@tarkhantarkus

Жыл бұрын

TRAITOR!

me watching this in 2023 , zanny says" i have become death the destroyer of the worlds" 🤣 hits different .

08:17 this DJ killing man!

Zanny when he realizes that there are references in games: 😀🔫

I love how Mira is sorta confused when they wear the shirt but is just happy to be there (also Mira in a shirt looks so cute)

3:40 Zanny was soooo ahead of his time with this one

@rtixboi4193

9 ай бұрын

That quote was the shit 70 years ago

2:44 “Where is the LAMB.SAUCE.” I will never unsee this

1:33 I present to you...... chef bezos

@zacklp3844

Жыл бұрын

....

7:28, so you could say that party ended with a "bang" 😂

ohmy god zanny you're amazing 😭😭

“I forgot how difficult gunfights are in this game” Proceeds to one tap headshot everyone he sees

3:36 inaccurate Gordon would never apologize

3:50 "Oh baby I hear the blues-a callin', tossed salad and scrambled eggs"

6:34 return of the evening swan