I had to pee in a cup for my hydration test yesterday, and after they tested it, they said that it was pure water. Apparently I have been “severely over-hydrated”, which sounds like a conspiracy against this channel tbh.

@thelegitdude_1232

Жыл бұрын

HOW TF IS THAT POSSIBLE

@lakhe6482

Жыл бұрын

You can never be too hydrated never

@morphd.9394

Жыл бұрын

That's what my Probation Officer said an hour before I drank 4 litres of water before a drug test lmaoo

@mycookiehasnoname

Жыл бұрын

I read "after they tasted it" lmao

@JackBlpck427

Жыл бұрын

@@thelegitdude_1232 (yes, I know the comment is a joke) “Drinking too much water can decrease sodium in the blood to dangerously low levels, causing mild to life-threatening problems. People who participate in endurance activities, such as a marathon or triathlon, are at risk.”

Why is nobody talking about the beautifully crafted and perfectly angled thumbnail? I mean just look at that shirt... Truly so tasteful and elegant

@thedoomslayer2468

Жыл бұрын

Finally someone mentioned it

@victorpennino9305

Жыл бұрын

Cum

@alt-tiztik

Жыл бұрын

I thought this was a cumtown bit

@pierrewithabook1303

Жыл бұрын

You sir have good eye, impressive

@irgendeintypausdeminternet9983

Жыл бұрын

i just came to write that

as a scum fan, this was great and sums up literally every experience. it took me so long to learn that the game wasnt broken with people teleporting around corners and it corresponds with your awareness skill

@sipazang9201

Жыл бұрын

Awareness is important, but what most people don't realize is that in 3rd person you cannot see players around corners or over walls. If your own character's eyes cannot "physically" see the other player, they will not be rendered on your screen. They have to be within that virtual eyesight. You WILL hear them, though.

@Geddy135

Жыл бұрын

@@sipazang9201 Never played this game before but that's what I assumed happened, not it being a bad ping issue.

@Chuckvsfrank1232

Жыл бұрын

Ok didn't watch the video just clicked on it wondering why the man in the thumbnail has "cum" written on his back

@sgtyut6305

Жыл бұрын

@@sipazang9201 Yes. You may know, but for those unfamiliar with the game, this the dev's way of dealing with the 1st vs 3rd person debacle. In Dayz, for example, you can play on a 1st person only server to eliminate the tactical advantage of 3rd person. Scum Devs thought of a more creative way to allow players to play either mode, without significant advantage. It works well in my experience. I usually switch back and forth between 1st and 3rd, depending on what I am doing at the time.

“Ive seen teenage pregnancies planned better than this expedition” 😂

@timothyclifford7445

Жыл бұрын

i completely lost it at that point lmao

That is a truly phenomenal thumbnail, I'm certain you don't know how much this video has affected me. Ever since 2009, my life has been in a downward spiral. My wife's boyfriend passed that year and I've been crying ever since. However, once I stumbled across this video my mindset warped. I was trying to better myself as a person by hydrating myself and asking if god could send me my vitamin statistics so I could properly keep my human vessel healthy. It was a rough 16 minutes, but along my journey I realized. The true hydration was not how many litres of H2O I had consumed, it was the friends we made along the way, and I'm truly thankful for this discovery. You have been humbly invited to my barbeque, you deserve it. My wife's boyfriend came back from the dead to tell me how good of a job I had done. My boss offered me a promotion and a large raise. My mother recovered from cancer and my 1993 chevy Silverado finally came back from the workshop. I will be forever grateful for all that you have done for me, so let me tell you one and hopefully not the last time. Great video Peli.

@Youtubesuckscunt

Жыл бұрын

Hello husband, its me your wife

@Sniperspartan74

Жыл бұрын

Hello

@ultrapilled

Жыл бұрын

truly inspirational

@marcusbergman6116

Жыл бұрын

Exactly all of that happened to me too, except on a bus and everyone clapped afterwards and said "This is because you're a pelifan"

@j.h.4711

Жыл бұрын

Haha this deserves to be liked

My younger sister actually asked me what I would do if a giant pelican picked me up and took me somewhere where I could do anything. I told her I would hydrate, as this really helps spread the good word of your channel.

@nathanc4298

Жыл бұрын

@Thawne why tf do u keep posting that🤦‍♂️

The bow in this game can be very powerful. Also that ping magic at the end is an intended mechanic that prevents people from third person peeking like in Dayz. If your first person camera doesn't see something then your third person view won't render it.

@nabangokashyap5218

Жыл бұрын

Bro what game is this ? Can you pls tell me the name?

@fuxkag3908

Жыл бұрын

​@@nabangokashyap5218Scum Croatian game

@dekae2631

Жыл бұрын

​@@fuxkag3908 yes 👌

@dekae2631

Жыл бұрын

I actually did not know that, I never played much tho. Still pretty interesting.

@normanlandstruck3985

Жыл бұрын

@@nabangokashyap5218 It's called SCUM. Basic lore of the game is that everyone is a criminal put on an island to be watched by rich people as they either make allies or murder everything they see. Pretty different than DayZ. Big difference is how loot is spread out across the map, In SCUM the best loot can be found in any part of the map as there are bunkers in each sector, there are places that have higher chances of the best loot but there is still a chance to find the good stuff in the normal bunkers too. SCUM has decent PvP, the PvE aspect of the game is awesome too and still being expanded.

Haven’t come across your channel before but that was fucking brilliant and hilarious! RIP to your mod!

As kind of a joke, I’ve started drinking water while still watching modest pelican content. Then I had a thought about it and realised that I rarely ever drink water. Like I drink 1-2 cups a day and maybe a bottle of something if I’m out with friends. So thank you modest pelican, your content is beneficial both physically and mentally to me.

@humblewarrior773

Жыл бұрын

So many underrated comments lol

@borris3768

Жыл бұрын

Literally what a try hard post. Man you're trying way too hard to be funny

@ShowNoMercy453

Жыл бұрын

@@borris3768 At least he tried

@LetsgoBrandon2023

Жыл бұрын

@@borris3768 well he has 300 likes on his comment and you have none

@PrashantMishra-kh1xt

Жыл бұрын

I can confirm that his comment is funny

One thing to remember in this game is when you are in 3rd person, you are only able to see other players as you would in 1st person, so no cheaty peeking around corners :)

@t4ctic4lgamer62

Жыл бұрын

@Thawne 🃏

@True99Yank

Жыл бұрын

Bruh that's every game that has 3rd person idk what your point is this is well known

@deanroberts3449

Жыл бұрын

@@True99Yank Bruh It was obvious in the video that he was not aware of this, THAT is my point mate! What is your point?

@fablenumber1fan

Жыл бұрын

@@True99Yank no he means in scum you can't 3rd person peak. You won't see any players until you yourself are visible. It adds clunky popping in but stops cheesy tp peaking

@kuruptmedia3325

Жыл бұрын

@@True99Yank He's saying the characters don't load in if your in 3rd person perpective and trying to look around.

A couple pro tips; if your too heavy you will sink while swimming and need to take off wieght before you can resurface, but you can still walk up a gradient or climb a ladder. Absinthe can be used to clean wounds before bandaging reducing risk of infection. This game is imo better on servers with pvp zones and arent full pvp its nice to be able to have a base in a safe spot and then travel to go pvp if i feel like it that way you dont lose everything to someone camping or possibly cheating. Theyve improved this game so much in the last year im excited to see what they do in the years to come

@mrunitforge

Жыл бұрын

The NLG noob land servers are great

@unkownname3519

Жыл бұрын

What’s the name of the game?

15:40 He didn't teleported at you, you can't use third person to peak corners in this game. If something blocks your character view, it will hide whos on the other side though you can still hear them. It works the same if they are running behind you. It's recommended to always PvP in first person.

As always, both wholesome and inspiring.

@HandsomeMoose

Жыл бұрын

@Thawne No, not the once that are wholesome and inspiring..

@HandsomeMoose

Жыл бұрын

@Thawne I have faith in pelicans. Do you?

@pingusbror

Жыл бұрын

@Thawne That's true, some nazis are dead people.

That shark joke was the best peli had in a minute

@flowk5

Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure he wasn't joking about that

i loved this game so much in the early days. i had build my camp deep in the snowy mountain woods. man i loved those woods. their sight always dissipated the tension i carried along while returning from a mission with precious loot. the smooth cool breeze running through the trees, the sound of the footsteps on the snowy terrain, all the impaled heads of the intruders i killed scattered around...it was home. then, as the game developped, the system requirements became too demanding for my setup, and i couldnt play anymore. it was a sad day.

He didnt teleport, when in 3rd person, you can't use it to peak, you won't see the players iun 3rd person unless you can see them with your eye line of sight

That is why Papa Peli is none like any other KZreadr. Always bringing us the top tier family friendly bangers.

@cowz1812

Жыл бұрын

@Thawne dawg what

@cowz1812

Жыл бұрын

@Thawne both bruh💀💀💀

@cowz1812

Жыл бұрын

@Thawne make me bitch

The thumbnail is perfect

Great game. Played on a private server that was very active. Tons of fun.

As Croatian I am so proud of this game because Croatian devs made it

@patrikcurin1205

Жыл бұрын

Eat more vegeta

@comixof2morrow

Жыл бұрын

What's the name of this game?

@ibex96

Жыл бұрын

@@comixof2morrow Scum (game name)

The game has a hide mechanic where you can't see a player until you players eyes actually see the other player. The camera doesn't count. I'm also sorry for your loss mate, your content is always as amazing as you are. :)

ahh the feels, just like the old days Pelli. enjoyed

Love you videos, and truly sorry to you looking a friend. Its never easy to lose a Mate, and hope his family is doing well

All the lad’s hearts broke when Jack turned out not to be Marto dressed like your dad

15:26 "all i have is a gold Desert Eagle" > gold 1911 never change Pelican, never change

its really a juicer of a game. there are different servers with different styles. some servers you have massive pvp all the time, on others not so much. would enjoy another episode

@dekae2631

Жыл бұрын

​@@user-vo6vw7mc2uooo shit this must be legit! Hopefully this commenter msg you right away for that something you had for him!! 🙄

“Survival games are a great way to torment yourself while having a few cheap laughs along the way” wow nailed it

Literally makes my day seeing this hydrated Pelican appear on my feed. Love you Modest Pelican. One of the best channels ever

@danparry834

Жыл бұрын

@Thawne 😆 😆

@danparry834

Жыл бұрын

@Thawne that’s like saying not all mass murderers are bad 😆

@danparry834

Жыл бұрын

@Thawne never said that!

@danparry834

Жыл бұрын

@Thawne do one

2k hours in the game here! Love the exposure! One of the best survival games out there, just needs more content and mod support!

@nazjobs

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@BGIANAKy

Жыл бұрын

What's the name of the game lol.

@DSEGTeamGaming

Жыл бұрын

@@BGIANAKy it's called Scum, for this response please Subscribe to my channel for fun ✌️

@dekae2631

Жыл бұрын

​@@BGIANAKyCroatiansZ

I love it when he plays survival games. So many good videos came out of them lol.

That kamikaze cultural aproppriation got me good 😂

“Luckily i found a hand gun and rinsed the dog” my favorite quote.

Yo what’s up pelican, I’m so excited to see other people playing this game. I’ve been playing it for years and so glad to see that you’re finally putting the games community out there. Stay hydrated.

New sub here because of your humor! Keep it up, and sorry about your discord mod 😢

Honestly I love your videos and how you just vibe when you play games.

Been binging your videos the past week and I haven't needed water the whole time. Thanks Modest Pelican!

Love a good pelican video after drinking a lake to stay hydrated.

@ModestPelican

Жыл бұрын

dam that's quite the slurp

@notyoureverydaycultist2579

Жыл бұрын

@Thawne 😃👍whoselome

@cynthiadagama9303

Жыл бұрын

@@ModestPelican this Thawn guy be spamming your commemt section

I don't think he broke his own neck, think he pulled that thing on the back of his neck and it sploded

Love how youre slowly adding more and more audio from the actual clips, as entertaining as the monotone comedy is

@mannerheim6208

Жыл бұрын

@Thawne wtf

@mannerheim6208

Жыл бұрын

@Thawne all Nazis are bad

@stinky9067

Жыл бұрын

@Thawne every needs a job after all

I laughed so hard I coughed at the dying together romantically after all that time waiting to find a player xD Also the kamikazi cultural appropriation and shark jokes were good. Lol.

@XDWASDX

Жыл бұрын

Kamikazes were Japanese…

@PrashantMishra-kh1xt

Жыл бұрын

​@@XDWASDX Chinese = Japanese = Korean /s

One of the best survival games I've ever played. Just don't play on official servers because you'll want to unalive yourself.

@ElusiveSmi7y

Жыл бұрын

Basically goes for DayZ as well

@stinky9067

Жыл бұрын

@@ElusiveSmi7y basically all survival games

@gamesmaster1060

Жыл бұрын

What's the matter with official servers?

@ClickClack_Bam

Жыл бұрын

What happens on official servers?

@fenixphucks3331

Жыл бұрын

I like official servers. The ping is better. Why do you say to avoid them?

First off mate, really sorry to hear about your friend (the SuperChaos dude) my condolences. Secondly, great video as always. Your comments are absolutely brilliant, always have a good laugh when I watch your vids mate. Keep it up. 👍👍🍺🍺🙂🙂🇸🇪🇹🇩🇸🇪🇹🇩

This was the best video I watched all week, thank you lol

5:39 I rolled around laughing so hard that I hit my head on the nearby wall and then, was seriously confused whether the tears in my eyes were due to laughter or pain.

15:35 no magic there, all intentional. you can't corner-peak in this game, people are invisible if you don't have line of sight. arguably the best feature of this game.

That's a nice hat Jack is wearing! I wonder where he got it.

@rabimshko2179

Жыл бұрын

@Thawne what?😂

@bigbadt

Жыл бұрын

Haha

I don't know what to say about you. I found your channel just recently couple of dehydrated cells back, and I hit the subscribe button half-way through my first video of your content. Now there are so many years of content to consume, I'll just stay hydrated and sleep them over. I like you.

Im so sorry for your loss mate I wish you and his family well

Another great and entertaining video 😊 my condolences about superchaos as well, it's never the right time to say goodbye

@derusername7218

Жыл бұрын

@Thawne what you talking about

@lovinit203

Жыл бұрын

@Thawne NGL I'm not sure what you're referring to either 🤣

I love your Content thanks to you I always remember to stay hydrated

@ModestPelican

Жыл бұрын

you're a legend mate

@strikeforce1013

Жыл бұрын

What game is that

@borris3768

Жыл бұрын

@@strikeforce1013 Skyrim

@strikeforce1013

Жыл бұрын

@@borris3768 never played

Def a bit of a hidden gem, what's also good is that they have been pumping out good content consistanly while in early acses and its soon aprohcing 1.0.

Your the first KZreadr to earn my subscription with one video definitely goated👏🏽

F in the chat for the lost pelican chaos

@idan82

Жыл бұрын

F 😢

we need more of these please

I just bought it recently. Nice to see you play it.

Since discovering Peli, I have now adopted the word "Muhlackah" into my everyday vocabulary, I'm using my newfound conversation skill to spread the good word of this channel

His commentary is f#@king hilarious 😂

Within the first 5 minutes you should make a stone knife, a bow and a bag and some arrows. Crafting is very helpful even primitive struff. Also there is no 3rd person corner peaking. Players only render when your character has 1st person line of sight.

That battle at the end was phenomenal. 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you

I love how you spew on your friend after his epic bear moment

May SuperChaos RIP, great content as always my guy, but hey...awful news. I hope his family and friends will be ok and stay well hydrated trough their grief.

@rassest

Жыл бұрын

Rip that guy

@TokyoXtreme

Жыл бұрын

Rest in RIP, my guy 👊

@dekae2631

Жыл бұрын

RIP to bro. Hope his family is doing well. Life trough sometimes

Great video! Stay hydrated my fellow pelicans ❤️

@bigconor999

Жыл бұрын

Bro u wrote this the minute it came out

@fubarexress6359

Жыл бұрын

Bro in scum you really do needa stay hydrated. Absolutely essential.

@averagethirdperson

Жыл бұрын

@Thawne bro

Holy crap!!! This was hilarious! Great job.

Stumbled across this channel and I’m hooked

Dude I have no IDEA how this video found me, but i didn’t want it to end 😂

Funny and fun but totally weirdly interesting

this is amazing content hahahahaha the kids being eaten by a shark being a flex is Australia is top tier

I found your channel like 1.5, 2 years ago. I think you had 250,000 subscribers, I think it was less. Bro, you almost have 2 million! Staying hydrated always pays off in the long run, congrats!

Such a funny video and the game looks great.

Commentary is awesome 😁

@kirakirakira

Жыл бұрын

I totally agree. Confident and funny, made me laugh!

Top Quality content, love your videos. From now on I’m going to start a pelican only diet.

15:47 this man bodied the kid

I played Scum in 2022 as well, but other people refer to it as my "way of life"

"this is dedicated to one of my discord mods who sadly passed away recently" OH BABY A TRIPLE ensues

Sorry for your loss. This was a great video.

rip superchaos. broski will be missed.

*Pelican is an agent of chaos, subconsciously making us fail during this month of hardship by purposely placing subliminal messages in a thumbnail CONFIRMED*

Nice going, I dont know if anyone told you this, you need to press tab on chat for global, you actually pinged locally which if someone nearby can only read. Excellent learning, glad you found your first kill. There are a ton of things to learn in this game

11:29 “and RINSED the dog”😂💀idk why that one got me

The reason you’re supposed to spread your legs in a bear attack is so it’s harder for the bear to flip you over and attack your stomach

@grantgregory4034

Жыл бұрын

@Thawne ight

Rest in peace for the boy.

@a12shotman

Жыл бұрын

@Thawne what

Lol always love your survival game videos

Please post more! Love your content and you get a million views. Love u man keep it up

I took my sister in a wheelchair to the beach where she told me " I am thirsty". Being the brother that I am I took her into the water where she got litres worth of water and is now floating like a goddamn dolphin.

@SBluesBrotherhood

Жыл бұрын

Your selfless act in order to hydrate your lazy sister will be admired by millions. Perhaps children in future generations will read about you in their textbooks.

@akureshakni

Жыл бұрын

your sister needs to stand up more. Too much sitting is bad.

Great video, Both funny, sexy, life-changing and of course family friendly!

That was so emotional at the end from wholesome😢

As a fan, I cannot bring myself to drink water UNTIL you make merch. Malaka

Wish Project Zomboid played like this

i want a pirate survival game

My boy, there’s so much I need to teach you about this game

This game is severely underrated. An havent herd many people even hear about it. Good to see some content on it

4:38 because croatian made the game

the commentary 😂😂

He don't break his neck at 1:05, he's removing his chip from the back of his head but the animation when it's not there anymore is not done i suppose haha.

i was watching some dark stuff on youtube and then it said if your interested in "best way to capture little kids" then you might be interested in "Modest Pelican" but now i realize this man is so wholesome and deffenitly not suspicious

My condolences for the loss of your friend. It's never fun, when a loved one is passing away

THANK YOU! I havent played SCUM for soo long, Always loved it.. And have since gotten a new PC so I got really excited!

Stimpee if he was family friendly. Love the content dude video was hilarious 🫶

wow man - my condolences to your loss. Send my regards to his family and friends

i never laughed to a game so hard..thanks man!