The Most Uncomfortable Episode of Deadliest Warrior

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Well the time has finally come.. and no not the time for me to make a video on a show I've done a million times, but to make my last video on that show. That show being Deadliest Warrior, more specifically the most uncomfortable episode of Deadliest Warrior I've ever seen. That episode is the Ninja VS Spartan and the expert lineup is what elevates this cringe to the next level. So anyways enjoy, Deadliest Warrior.
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  • @JosephMichael
    @JosephMichael Жыл бұрын

    "Hey Ninja, get a look at this!" "My name is Jeremy."

  • @DogFish-NZ

    @DogFish-NZ

    Жыл бұрын

    As i flash my jellybean

  • @JThaDon910

    @JThaDon910

    Жыл бұрын

    My name....is also....Jeremy. 😂😂😂😂

  • @jeremyspierling5268

    @jeremyspierling5268

    Жыл бұрын

    Another Jeremy here

  • @JThaDon910

    @JThaDon910

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jeremyspierling5268 hello fellow Jeremy. Let us put together an assembly of Jeremy's to rival all others.

  • @isaacsmith6878

    @isaacsmith6878

    Жыл бұрын

    @@JThaDon910 Thus my name is Isaac... may I still join the Jeremy brotherhood?

  • @PanicGiraffe
    @PanicGiraffe Жыл бұрын

    The unhinged energy of the ninja expert saying "the spartan may win face to face, but the ninja would just run away and come back at night when the spartan is sleeping" has stuck with me for like 15 years

  • @R3D_Lantern

    @R3D_Lantern

    Жыл бұрын

    Same here.

  • @-.__328

    @-.__328

    Жыл бұрын

    I will always strike at night if I need to strike what's unhinged about that

  • @-.__328

    @-.__328

    Жыл бұрын

    If it's day time face to face I'd say hey look what's that then I'd kick them in the balls while I punch em with my left hand works half the time 😉

  • @platonicbuu7454

    @platonicbuu7454

    Жыл бұрын

    same. this is the episode that pissed me off more than any other lol. the spartan would never even SEE the ninja if the ninja wanted to kill him. js.

  • @ctcrosby01

    @ctcrosby01

    Жыл бұрын

    Maximum level cope.

  • @EpicWinNoob
    @EpicWinNoob Жыл бұрын

    "Ah yeah but spartans were used to pain" My brother in christ, glass shards to the eye won't just hurt, they'll blind you too. It isn't just a big ouchie, it's an Omega Ouchie with a status debuff.

  • @amiwrongaboutsports

    @amiwrongaboutsports

    Жыл бұрын

    So that’s a plus 6 damage into the high tech computer?

  • @EpicWinNoob

    @EpicWinNoob

    Жыл бұрын

    @@amiwrongaboutsports very likely, give or take 1 point, factoring in weather conditions affecting the throwing of the egg.

  • @SilkyLew

    @SilkyLew

    Жыл бұрын

    @@EpicWinNoob 😂😂😂

  • @pom_likes_to_watch

    @pom_likes_to_watch

    Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @Deadly_fox512

    @Deadly_fox512

    Жыл бұрын

    I'd still put money on a spartan soldier to win against a ninja. That being said, yeah, glass in eyes would definitely be a pain unlike no other.

  • @3starperfectdeer233
    @3starperfectdeer233 Жыл бұрын

    What I love is how the ER doctor HAS to have his lab coat on to show he's a real Dr

  • @therealityofitall4819

    @therealityofitall4819

    Жыл бұрын

    Unnecessary as hell.. We can just look him up to know he's the real deal..

  • @meghanc8887

    @meghanc8887

    Жыл бұрын

    And the software guy HAS to have the professional trenchcoat on. You know...so we know he's the techie guy.

  • @perfectsplit5515

    @perfectsplit5515

    Жыл бұрын

    And Doctor Beverly Crusher “had” to have her lab coat on so that we would know she was the doctor.

  • @ericratzmann9258

    @ericratzmann9258

    3 ай бұрын

    always on court drama shows if a doctor is testifying, they always are wearing a stethoscope

  • @logantinder1305

    @logantinder1305

    2 ай бұрын

    😂😂

  • @malbogia8003
    @malbogia8003 Жыл бұрын

    "Hey what would happen if we pitted pure testosterone wrapped in bronze against an expert in subterfuge, infiltration, and assassination but didn't let them do any of that" The stereotypes were strong in this episode

  • @Da800mbruh

    @Da800mbruh

    Жыл бұрын

    Always what i though when watching this episode! Like when they slam the weapon against the bronze armor and I’m just saying in my head “um i think a ninja would just go for the exposed neck rather than slam it into they’re bronze chest armor”

  • @malbogia8003

    @malbogia8003

    Жыл бұрын

    Seriously. This episode seemed weighted to the spartan side

  • @wargames2195

    @wargames2195

    Жыл бұрын

    Bronze armor vs steel sword, jesus christ, what were they thinking?

  • @cryptidproductions3160

    @cryptidproductions3160

    Жыл бұрын

    The part where he somehow recovered from both his eyes being shredded by glass powder was also a really cheap way to hand-wave something that should've set him up for the kill

  • @DirtyDan1

    @DirtyDan1

    Жыл бұрын

    The ninja tried to be stealthy and got caught. And the last thing a ninja wants is to be seen, because up against a real Soldier such as a samurai or Spartan they can't hope to win once they have their eyes on them.

  • @omarabdulwaleed4383
    @omarabdulwaleed4383 Жыл бұрын

    The look of pure hate in the ninjas eyes when that guy put his hands on his shoulders was worth the whole episode lol

  • @General_Kenobi_212

    @General_Kenobi_212

    Жыл бұрын

    the sheer disrespect, you know he contemplated swinging on him lol seriously though the spartan "experts" were massive dicks in this episode, idk how anyone put up with them, the "ninjas" were kinda immature and goofy but the spartan douchbags were just straight up high school bullies and is no-one gonna mention how the one dude claims to have learned to use a sword in his special forces training? because....yeah, that's totally something they teach in the modern military how to swing a fucking xiphos sword.... i call bullshit lol

  • @goodolbrad3

    @goodolbrad3

    Жыл бұрын

    I wouldn't condescend to a guy with a sword in his hands.... Personally.

  • @rickycano3245

    @rickycano3245

    Жыл бұрын

    He looked ready to kill a spartan

  • @sylvanomangano8453

    @sylvanomangano8453

    Жыл бұрын

    I KNOW RIGHT LMFAO I cannot stop laughing

  • @SilkyLew

    @SilkyLew

    Жыл бұрын

    @user-mm5mm3ol7f Definitely bull shit. Combat Knife maybe, but a sword? Lol. Also most spec op guys I met were very mature. These guys act like dumb jocks

  • @SamoanHillbilly
    @SamoanHillbilly Жыл бұрын

    Fun fact, the narrator for deadliest warrior is David Wenham, who is also the narrator and eye patch guy in the movie 300

  • @LadyTylerBioRodriguez

    @LadyTylerBioRodriguez

    Жыл бұрын

    Also Faramier

  • @Canadianvoice

    @Canadianvoice

    Жыл бұрын

    Faramir from Lotr series.

  • @Metphies-

    @Metphies-

    Жыл бұрын

    I always knew he sounded familiar.

  • @omgnumbers9944

    @omgnumbers9944

    Жыл бұрын

    Friar Carl

  • @nathanwood1561

    @nathanwood1561

    Жыл бұрын

    @@omgnumbers9944 "well actually I'm just a friar.... damnit"

  • @dantheories7276
    @dantheories7276 Жыл бұрын

    The "computer simulation" always makes me laugh. They show you this intense scene of people fighting, but you know the simulation is just a bunch of text on a screen.

  • @Yosemite_sam694

    @Yosemite_sam694

    Жыл бұрын

    The simulation is just what they decided to film 😭😭

  • @alfgwahigain5544

    @alfgwahigain5544

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes, the program that took 5 years to develop looks like a spreadsheet.

  • @devilin100

    @devilin100

    Жыл бұрын

    @Alf Gwahigain It actually ran a bunch of scenarios that were basically a match in a Combat Mission title, then spit the data out. Which I always thought was cool. I recall the actual data for what was essentially a modified version of the games engine was floating around, but since it wasn't compatible with much of anything, it all just ended up being lost to time.

  • @armorhide406

    @armorhide406

    Жыл бұрын

    The computer simulation was a fuckin' RTS

  • @slopcrusher3482

    @slopcrusher3482

    Жыл бұрын

    The computer simulation is just some dude entering numbers onto an excel sheet. I bet it doesn’t even calculate one single thing

  • @Spideyy2099
    @Spideyy2099 Жыл бұрын

    I remember this being the episode that made me stop watching this show. I don’t care how absolutely monstrous you are physically. Glass in your eye’s would just be the end.

  • @im_umbrella_man3896

    @im_umbrella_man3896

    7 ай бұрын

    Right like oh let me shake my head around for three seconds and suddenly I can see again. Lol

  • @NASTYVEGASNATE

    @NASTYVEGASNATE

    7 ай бұрын

    The reenactment isn’t a representation of the computer battle 🤣 shield vs egg…think about it

  • @richardharding7767

    @richardharding7767

    7 ай бұрын

    Of only there was some way of preventing stuff getting in your eyes. I'm sitting here blinking in confusion trying to think of a method to prevent glass in eyes. Seriously I have been squinting so hard staring at these books trying to find a historical method to not get pocketsand in eyes.

  • @d.olluwu

    @d.olluwu

    7 ай бұрын

    @@richardharding7767 bro thinks squinting and blinking would protect micro pieces of glass from getting into his eyes💀 ur like beyond stupid

  • @forrestgumball

    @forrestgumball

    7 ай бұрын

    Wasnt this like the 3rd episode or something 😅

  • @jacksonbauer5199
    @jacksonbauer5199 Жыл бұрын

    Also, I haven’t stopped laughing about the “Barry honed his sword skills during his 8 years as a green beret...” line! I mean really? As a veteran myself, I am extremely confused. I must have missed “sword training” when I was at Ft. Benning?.??

  • @symbolsarenotreality4595

    @symbolsarenotreality4595

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah you probably just missed it, everyone else went

  • @MrDeadlysirius

    @MrDeadlysirius

    Жыл бұрын

    lol day 1 stuff on sand hill buddy where were you? what a pogue

  • @kiss-shot_is_bae

    @kiss-shot_is_bae

    Жыл бұрын

    They did, is just that they never invited you because you're no Spartan enough

  • @jacksonbauer5199

    @jacksonbauer5199

    Жыл бұрын

    Damnit… I got fucked over then huh? Seeing as swords are the most advanced weapon platform available today, I feel terribly antiquated.

  • @brandonthomas9431

    @brandonthomas9431

    Жыл бұрын

    While you were wasting time learning warrior tasks and battle drills, I studied the blade

  • @consistentlystupid4726
    @consistentlystupid4726 Жыл бұрын

    I truly love the Spartan side talking about how tough the Spartans are, that they'd just kind of shake off getting powdered glass in their eyes and then they put that in the simulation. These people are so deep in their fantasies that they believe their team are a bunch of super heroes. I got a tiny cut on my eye when I was a kid, and I could barely open that eye and had to wear an eye patch. But yeah, glass and pepper? Just walk it off.

  • @symbolsarenotreality4595

    @symbolsarenotreality4595

    Жыл бұрын

    3 second rule apparently lol

  • @FieldMarshalRommel23

    @FieldMarshalRommel23

    Жыл бұрын

    I got my nose broke and I couldn’t see. Didn’t even touch my eyes.

  • @scotthall7307

    @scotthall7307

    Жыл бұрын

    A stray balloon string cut my mother's eye and she needed surgery to see out it again...

  • @absolutez3r019

    @absolutez3r019

    Жыл бұрын

    Just the power glass would cause blindness and crazy amounts of pain. It might not kill you, but you're not a threat anymore

  • @NeoNaito

    @NeoNaito

    Жыл бұрын

    @@absolutez3r019 would 100% kill you if you are a warrior on a battlefield. Imagine walking into one of your dead ally's spear, or getting home and being killed because you are a burden to the Sparta! Not to mention infection so close to the brain, imagine if someone put poison or venom powder in that. You dead. It might not be immediate, but you going to die.

  • @jongon0848
    @jongon0848 Жыл бұрын

    Crazy Fact: Part of the training required to become a Spartan was they had to sneak out and kill a slave without getting caught. It would've been more fascinating if we saw the simulation done from a stealth perspective. A Spartan and a Ninja trying to outwit each other in the shadows.

  • @davidegaruti2582

    @davidegaruti2582

    7 ай бұрын

    Tbh yeah , that could be an awsome comic idea : a spartan with his breast plate and spear trying to suss out a ninja coming for him ... It would be pretty awsome ... Honestly this show and death battle made me realize a thing : ofthen times the more intresting part of a fight is the two caracters in it , So really it would be intresting to have a comic remake that tries to have a more caracter focused go at the match ups , Like what would each of them be thinking during that confrontation ? Why would they be in that situation ? Like i am honestly getting some ideas about this : The ira and talibans are just placed there in a suicide squad gladiatorial match up type of thing by the joined governament of the UK and the US for entratainment purposes , like how the romans had gladiatorial matches with guys from defeated armies ... The pirate fled from his sunken ship , managing to save his treasure , only to pass out on a french beach , There a small local knight that takes defending his land holding from britons invadors , tries to take him out as he tries to use his limited knowledge on how to make gunpowder and survival to outrun his problem , while the knight is faced with the problem that his serfs don't trust him at all ... A samurai is facing against the mercenaries the koreans have hired in the high seas , the vikings are tired from rowing all the way from iceland but they know how to fight on a shaking boat ... The pakistan civil war actually broke out , the nuclear exchange between the US and the USSR has wiped a sizable chunk of humanity , but armies aren't stopping , no less special forces : a group of green berres and speznaz are tasked to secure the same bunker in yugoslavia , how much are these soldiers different ? How much are they willing to do to get what they want ? Do they even know what they are fighting for at this point ? And so on

  • @devinberry4472
    @devinberry4472 Жыл бұрын

    The "his entire training was to make him hard" was partially true. The amount of sexual dominance done in the Spartan and tbh all Greek militaries was crazy.

  • @JQUE94

    @JQUE94

    Жыл бұрын

    Yea that cheek smashing came from them no doubt

  • @chosengod5943

    @chosengod5943

    Жыл бұрын

    Africans are openly gay and into incest

  • @chosengod5943

    @chosengod5943

    Жыл бұрын

    Africans are openly gay and into incest

  • @JQUE94

    @JQUE94

    Жыл бұрын

    @@chosengod5943 And during slave transport they were raping women and children and sodomizing the men. So again those BackDoorian activities came from Europe.

  • @JQUE94

    @JQUE94

    Жыл бұрын

    @@chosengod5943 You go ahead to Africa on that bullshit and see how "Open" they are, go check out Pastor Sempa lmao

  • @Viper-dz2kw
    @Viper-dz2kw Жыл бұрын

    Tbh that broken glass egg thing is a pretty terrifying weapon

  • @rjohnson2813

    @rjohnson2813

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah but like most of the ninjas tools it was designed to buy time to run away as historically ninjas avoided direct combat as they nearly always lost.

  • @therealshino4607

    @therealshino4607

    Жыл бұрын

    I had fiberglass shards go in my eyes. It was one of the most painful traumatizing experiences.

  • @p_campbell

    @p_campbell

    Жыл бұрын

    @@therealshino4607 I know the feeling I had a 3mm sliver of metal from walking by a pipe threader. I got lucky it was steel, and it got taken out with a magnet, still hurt like hell.

  • @therealshino4607

    @therealshino4607

    Жыл бұрын

    @@p_campbell ouch. The black egg would make me flee strstegically

  • @Viper-dz2kw

    @Viper-dz2kw

    Жыл бұрын

    @@rjohnson2813 they didn’t ‘avoid’ combat it simply wasn’t their job, they were spies, saboteurs, and assasins, they literally would rarely if ever be near a battlefield

  • @BreakerX42
    @BreakerX42 Жыл бұрын

    Spartan vs ninja would be so unbalanced. The master of confrontational combat vs the master of hit and run.

  • @nillabeany

    @nillabeany

    Жыл бұрын

    Another imbalance would be that ninjas were still a thing well into the 1600's while Sparta's decline started long before they were conquered by Rome around 200BC. Ninjas were had explosives and were occasionally using guns. A ninja would do whatever for the upper hand and that sure af includes bringing a gun & explosives to a sword fight. Like you pointed out, they had completely different styles. Spartans were strong head-on warriors, while ninjas used stealth for spywork and assassinations for their clan or some feudal lord.

  • @alnu8355

    @alnu8355

    Жыл бұрын

    Well master of hit and run until they pissed off the wrong Samurai Clan, got locked in their own hideout and set on fire from outside. Besides not like the Ninjas did not occasionally have stand up fights and it's not like the Spartans did not practice A-Semtric Warfare at one point or another. What actually happened to the Ninjas vs. Spartan complacency and decline aside, I do agree the Ninja definitely has an advantage being that they from centuries in the future and would probably win due to such.

  • @velazquezarmouries

    @velazquezarmouries

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nillabeany they used a lot of guns and explosives

  • @Yosemite_sam694

    @Yosemite_sam694

    Жыл бұрын

    Ninjas are also trained to be deadly with hand to hand. They are just like trained assassins I would say possess any close range skill a spartan would have. Spartans mostly trained in formation fighting which makes them better in battles than one on one a ninja is trained efficiently in 1v1 and they don’t mention ninja schools lol I guess they forgot they are taken as kids and trained too

  • @clnblk7773

    @clnblk7773

    Жыл бұрын

    @@alnu8355 asymetrical

  • @CountlessPWNZ
    @CountlessPWNZ Жыл бұрын

    spartans being a bully is actually historically accurate. it has to have been on purpose as a little nod.

  • @KingJakeI
    @KingJakeI Жыл бұрын

    Those eggs filled with ground glass are not just going to cause the immobile Spartan pain, they are going to blind him.

  • @jestawell

    @jestawell

    Ай бұрын

    and the spear would kill either, death is much more effective than blinding and spears are much easier to hit, honestly if this happened both would bring spears, and the spartan would likely win cause of armor

  • @ProGamerLee21

    @ProGamerLee21

    Ай бұрын

    @@jestawellwhat I don’t get is how can we justify who would win because ninja weren’t fight in the front line that kind of defeats the whole purpose of a ninja and what year because ninja had explosive and smoke depending on the year since ninja were also during the gunpowder era where as spartan era ended way back than so putting a first gen ninja vs prime Sparta …

  • @yeeyee2278
    @yeeyee2278 Жыл бұрын

    I like how the javelin was intended to be the long range weapon, yet he threw it at the dummy from about 5 feet away

  • @bizlatttingz

    @bizlatttingz

    Жыл бұрын

    Because Barry sucks

  • @coolbeans3390

    @coolbeans3390

    Жыл бұрын

    Spears are very hard to throw. Typically, Spartans would carry one to throw, and their slave would carry extras. The Spartans would throw thm from a few meters away as they charged, and would get another when they were cycled out to rest.

  • @bizlatttingz

    @bizlatttingz

    Жыл бұрын

    @@coolbeans3390 so in a weird way, Spartans were golfers back in the day. And their slaves were their caddies?

  • @coolbeans3390

    @coolbeans3390

    Жыл бұрын

    @@bizlatttingz that's hilarious Ive never thought about it that way, but that's literally exactly what's happening.

  • @5RndsFFE

    @5RndsFFE

    Жыл бұрын

    Most Greek army’s at the time consisted of Hoplites and fought in phalanxes. Skirmishers we’re thought to first have been used my the city states of Thrace where their Javelins were used to break up the cohesion of an enemy phalanx allowing their own to gain the advantage and route them. Javelins aren’t “hard” to throw at all, they are however hard to throw effectively at long range, similar to how the English longbow man had to train to be effective, the Thracians did too.

  • @floresf8727
    @floresf8727 Жыл бұрын

    I remember that episode. It’s stupid how we’re supposed to believe a spartan is so tough that he could shrug off glass in his eyes😐.

  • @petrospago3515

    @petrospago3515

    11 ай бұрын

    yeah even as a greek i call bullshit on that i mean the best he can is use his opponents footsteps to at least locate him and protect himself but i also call bullshit on the ninja managing to blow the glass bomb on the spartans face because the spartan wouldn't let the ninja get the chance he would had already slash at the ninja either landing a hit or at least keep him at a distance also even if he somehow get the glass bomb thrown at his face without his shield stopping it he can still move his head or use the side of the helmet to deflect the shards not to mention the spartan wouldn't just mindlessly chase the ninja he would keep a optimal striking distance where he can both attack and defend/counter any attempt to get his defense bypassed

  • @toasterowens8916

    @toasterowens8916

    9 ай бұрын

    @@petrospago3515 -_-

  • @koreancowboy42

    @koreancowboy42

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@petrospago3515 ninjas were trained to move silently and stealthily its highly unlikely for anyone to hear a ninja approaching cuz they worn specialized clothing and outfit and also their shoes are like as quiet as can be

  • @libertysucceeds22
    @libertysucceeds22 Жыл бұрын

    I remember watching this thinking "man I can't wait for those two guys to fight after the show in the parking lot" lol

  • @crazy4orlando2

    @crazy4orlando2

    10 ай бұрын

    Gotta give the edge to the green beret. Dude has dropped bodies.

  • @81rbutler

    @81rbutler

    Ай бұрын

    @@crazy4orlando2 You really think that lol

  • @orangeapples
    @orangeapples Жыл бұрын

    My favorite episode of this was “Pirate vs Knight.” None of the pirate’s weapons were effective against the Knight’s armor, but the pirate still won because, “the pirate has gun and gunpowder means knight is outdated.”

  • @sunofpeter2

    @sunofpeter2

    Жыл бұрын

    My friend and I watched that episode together. My friend said the pirate would win if he shot the knight through the opening in the helmet which he called the 'facehole'.. we found that phrase so funny. 'Right in the ole face hole"

  • @Thor-Orion

    @Thor-Orion

    Жыл бұрын

    @@sunofpeter2 he'd have to be fucking point blank. Flintlocks weren't renowned for their accuracy.

  • @sunofpeter2

    @sunofpeter2

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Thor-Orion yeah I think our scenario was he would have to engage in melee combat then draw his pistol at the right moment and pow! Right in the face hole! The pirate would probably have to Jack Sparrow lucky with serious Zorro like skill. But if he was fighting my man "The Lion Heart" the knight wins every time

  • @captaincaterpie

    @captaincaterpie

    Жыл бұрын

    im pretty sure one of the pirates guns did in fact penetrate the knights armor.

  • @groundbreaker91

    @groundbreaker91

    Жыл бұрын

    @@captaincaterpie The blunderbuss did, but it misfired twice if I recall. So the flintlock lacked accuracy and couldn't penetrate, and the blunderbuss could penetrate the armor, but only when it _actually_ fired, and it still had accuracy issues. Yeah, I loved Deadliest Warrior as a kid, but that battle definitely made me question the team's logic.

  • @liamulrich5274
    @liamulrich5274 Жыл бұрын

    Dude spends 8 years as a green beret, and THAT'S where he learned sword fighting. Right...

  • @liamulrich5274

    @liamulrich5274

    Жыл бұрын

    @@AIopekis yeah, I've heard they spend more time sword fighting than shooting on a range

  • @kelticnord9875

    @kelticnord9875

    Жыл бұрын

    @@AIopekis pure unadulterated sword lmao

  • @symbolsarenotreality4595

    @symbolsarenotreality4595

    Жыл бұрын

    Laser swords

  • @gbody2617

    @gbody2617

    Жыл бұрын

    People do have hobbies Gen Z weenie! You do know that they have off time especially if they're not overseas. Dum8 dum8!

  • @gbody2617

    @gbody2617

    Жыл бұрын

    @@liamulrich5274 - I'll tell you to your face weenie! I'm in the U.S. and where there's a will, there's a way. Let me know but I don't expect a Oscar Meyer like yourself to man up. 😆

  • @YoureNotBatman
    @YoureNotBatman Жыл бұрын

    While working on this show, the egos of everyone was off the charts. I mostly molded the real weapons, then made nerf type safe weapons that they could fight with. Have any questions about the first 5 episodes, I'd be happy to answer from my perspective. Great video man! I'll check out your channel.

  • @dangerousdays2052

    @dangerousdays2052

    Жыл бұрын

    Can Spartans really shrug off glass in their eyes?

  • @starwolfleblue9948

    @starwolfleblue9948

    Жыл бұрын

    WOW, I really hope this channels sees this, it would be great if you guys could do an interview or something!

  • @CrizzyEyes

    @CrizzyEyes

    Жыл бұрын

    Was the guy with the spear in danger of killing Barry in that one shot?

  • @YoureNotBatman

    @YoureNotBatman

    Жыл бұрын

    @@dangerousdays2052 I wonder that, too. In my experience, the body can be trained to adapt to many harsh conditions, when conditioned to do so. With that said, I was just part of the blood, and weapons crew. Snake Blocker, would be better qualified to answer questions in the relm of combat.

  • @YoureNotBatman

    @YoureNotBatman

    Жыл бұрын

    @@CrizzyEyes I was too busy doing the work of 4 men behind the stage doors. My Boss and his assistant got to relax on set and take credit for doing not much of anything though. One Guy that was on and off set that did most of the Damn work in our department was, Stephen Myers. He's the one that actually shot the arrows into the eyes of the dummy, off stage, for the cast members that couldn't do it. Hollywood is not kind or truthful. Most, of the good people leave.

  • @jadencrawford2772
    @jadencrawford2772 Жыл бұрын

    The Spartan expert being a bully is in character for the historically awful Spartans.

  • @Nantosuelta

    @Nantosuelta

    Ай бұрын

    The Spartans were definitely massive pricks to basically everyone else

  • @dwightgreene1361
    @dwightgreene1361 Жыл бұрын

    I love how in the simulation the Spartan just basically walked off having a Huge amount of glass thrown in his eyes, So you're telling me that glass is just going to go in your eyes cut Your eyes to Kingdom Come possibly causing permanent blindness and you just walk that s*** off

  • @gronkydonkey4735

    @gronkydonkey4735

    Жыл бұрын

    You dont understand... spartans were used to pain.

  • @velazquezarmouries

    @velazquezarmouries

    Жыл бұрын

    @@gronkydonkey4735 and to blindness aswell

  • @jukebox6071

    @jukebox6071

    Жыл бұрын

    Sky net.

  • @VegaSlides

    @VegaSlides

    Жыл бұрын

    @@velazquezarmouries echolocation is a basic skill all Spartans have

  • @mikeysilbert461

    @mikeysilbert461

    Жыл бұрын

    @@VegaSlides LOL

  • @violet8254
    @violet8254 Жыл бұрын

    I hated this episode the most back in the day, mostly because I remember watching their behind the scenes/discussion episode covering this and they admitted to not factoring in stealth because of unfair advantages. Like, that's the ninja's whole thing you can't just not factor it in!

  • @GuerrillaGorilla023

    @GuerrillaGorilla023

    Жыл бұрын

    Honestly, they're two completely opposite combat styles. One is designed for side-by-side large scale battles while the other guy is a glorified spy. It's like Rambo vs James Bond.

  • @HomeboyMcGoo

    @HomeboyMcGoo

    Жыл бұрын

    @@GuerrillaGorilla023 Rambo vs James Bond is still more on par than this. The biggest travesty was Jesse James v. Al Capone. Sure they both had guns, but the gap in technology is astonishing.

  • @realtalunkarku

    @realtalunkarku

    Жыл бұрын

    the viking losr to a samurai by technicality

  • @bradmiles1984

    @bradmiles1984

    Жыл бұрын

    If they were accurate then this wouldn't of been an episode. Shinobi generally weren't warriors or assassins. They were scouts and spies. They blended in and gave intel or were used for sabotage.

  • @weybye91

    @weybye91

    Жыл бұрын

    the spartans were trained in stealth to

  • @Skidoosh121
    @Skidoosh121 Жыл бұрын

    I just remember the Pirate vs. Knight episode that was already an incredibly stupid matchup. It basically boiled down to "Pirates have guns so they win".

  • @ASoberBear

    @ASoberBear

    5 ай бұрын

    Also the actual reason knight got phased out…

  • @tfordham13

    @tfordham13

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@ASoberBearyep guns are also easy to train in compared to crossbows

  • @SocialCreditScore
    @SocialCreditScore Жыл бұрын

    Thats amazing that the whole "other people are naked savages" mentality found its way through history into this guys noggin

  • @SkepticalJoe
    @SkepticalJoe Жыл бұрын

    The big problem with this episode is the fact that Spartan would fight in broad daylight just like a samurai, they face their opponent at midday in the middle of a battlefield. The ninja come at you in the middle of the night while their opponent is sleeping. They both have two different methods of attack. Which is ironic because the green beret would fight more like a ninja than a spartan. He would use night vision and a suppressor to come at his enemy/target in the middle of the night. Eliminating an enemy before they realized what was happening.

  • @velazquezarmouries

    @velazquezarmouries

    Жыл бұрын

    Also one of the most famous ninja was known for essentially sniping people from the tops of trees with a huge musket and had iron "karuta" or "kusari" armor

  • @TheMan-je5xq

    @TheMan-je5xq

    Жыл бұрын

    But they have to keep the fight fair for both sides and that’s why although they were in broad daylight they added some things in the environment like the tall grass that would favor the ninja

  • @jrich436

    @jrich436

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TheMan-je5xq ninjas have gunpowder….. end of story Like there’s no more talk. They have……gunpowder

  • @paintorian2064

    @paintorian2064

    Жыл бұрын

    Reminder that majority of ninjas were mere scouts with no special skills or training, literally peasants. Ones that did carry out these missions were samurais themselves or their retinue. Besides ninjatos did not exist, its a novel came with romantisizing ninjas. Show is hilariously silly with many unchecked media myths

  • @Rhiorrha

    @Rhiorrha

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah, because ninja aren't skirmish warriors like spartans. They're spies and assassins. A more fair test would be samurai vs spartans.

  • @Allmightyimortal
    @Allmightyimortal Жыл бұрын

    The one I remember being the most antagonistic was the yakuza guy who straight up threatened the other guys.

  • @Jay_Tsunami_

    @Jay_Tsunami_

    Жыл бұрын

    In his defense, that episode was bs. No way yakuza loses to mob

  • @imperiex4

    @imperiex4

    Жыл бұрын

    Came looking for this comment. The Yakuza guy almost coming to blows with the Italian dude over some hypothetical death battle was one of the most uncomfortable scenes in the show for me

  • @hidan407

    @hidan407

    Жыл бұрын

    @@imperiex4 and funny thing is, what if they did fight and Yakuza guy got laid out 😂😂😂

  • @Nick_88

    @Nick_88

    Жыл бұрын

    My 12 year old self refused to believe a yakuza with two sai would lose to some Italian with an ice pick just cause 'they were more epic'

  • @DirtyDan1

    @DirtyDan1

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Jay_Tsunami_ how so?

  • @jahigains9201
    @jahigains92018 ай бұрын

    One thing that always bothered me about this episode is that if the ninja nails you with that egg and you have shattered glass in your eyes, it's over. It's not a killshot itself, but would lead to a kill almost every time. They really understated its potential.

  • @tfordham13

    @tfordham13

    5 ай бұрын

    Yeah detah or surrender

  • @snuzzlebumble

    @snuzzlebumble

    4 ай бұрын

    But the numbers on their high tech program said no.

  • @Eirik_Bloodaxe
    @Eirik_Bloodaxe Жыл бұрын

    I remember watching this as a kid and basically being like. It’s not really a fair comparison. You have what is essentially an infantryman and a spy going head to head. If a Ninja was actually doing his job properly, ideally he would kill the spartan before he even knew he was there.

  • @tfordham13

    @tfordham13

    5 ай бұрын

    Yeah like posioning his food and the spartan dies on the shitter before the fight

  • @snangoboman2111

    @snangoboman2111

    Ай бұрын

    The show isn't "Deadliest Assassin" it's "Deadliest Warrior." The entire point of the show is for two warriors to fight head to head. If you want to have a separate discussion that's more than all right. But it was never the point of this show.

  • @ocd4957
    @ocd4957 Жыл бұрын

    I know you said this is the last video... but you should REALLY cover the mafia vs yakuza episode because the experts in that episode bicker so much that one of the experts LITERALLY THREATENS one of the other experts with one of the weapons. Like. It was pure childlike bickering. Please cover that one. Otherwise great episode like always Chris lol

  • @R3D_Lantern

    @R3D_Lantern

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes. I still remember that after like 14 years.

  • @reneewarren9845

    @reneewarren9845

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes! When the guy like, pushes the yakuza guy out of the way and goes to town on the dummy he was cutting up, it's so fucking funny

  • @EdibleMike

    @EdibleMike

    Жыл бұрын

    thisd would be content, gorilla approved

  • @snowdoll622

    @snowdoll622

    Жыл бұрын

    And the zombie episode where the guy got so defensive 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

  • @darianfaulk9249

    @darianfaulk9249

    Жыл бұрын

    literally one of the most biased comparisons I've ever seen. In the end they somehow had the mafia baseball bat beat a Yakuza katana. Even though it lost the head to head weapon test it still somehow won in the end. A bat beat a sword, chew on that for a minute lol.

  • @iamalittler
    @iamalittler Жыл бұрын

    “Fighting better men than himself” - if you can take out someone better than you, they aren’t better than you.

  • @symbolsarenotreality4595

    @symbolsarenotreality4595

    Жыл бұрын

    fighting people who are better than you is how you get better, by learning from them

  • @symbolsarenotreality4595

    @symbolsarenotreality4595

    Жыл бұрын

    I think he meant social status though not fighting ability, lots of underlying prejudice lol

  • @TheChocolateChamp

    @TheChocolateChamp

    Жыл бұрын

    You can beat someone better than you if you cheat lol

  • @iamalittler

    @iamalittler

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TheChocolateChamp or you use the electoral college

  • @vaughntaylor7687

    @vaughntaylor7687

    Жыл бұрын

    Not true, you can admit and recognize when somebody is superior to you. But that accountability can be an advantage if I don’t know what my weaknesses are I won’t know to lean towards my strengths. As he said in the video “the spartan may win right now but the ninja will just run away and come back at night when he’s sleep”. Ninja recognizes this guy is bigger stronger and has on armor I can’t win head to head combat but I can use strategy to avoid as much conflict as possible

  • @Persoon56
    @Persoon56 Жыл бұрын

    I think the funniest thing about this episode is that, iirc, the ninja did not exist as was shown in this episode, hell, the ninjato sword's earliest confirmed appearance was 1956! The Spartan was effectively fighting a fictional character

  • @kinagrill

    @kinagrill

    8 ай бұрын

    And that stupid outfit that'd most likely only have been worn as part of a night-infiltration, so the fact it's not a 'night invasion fight' instead was baffling to me. Ninja using that natural camoflage-style dressup against the Spartan and thus also making that egg a lot more useful since it'd be even harder to see it.

  • @koreancowboy42

    @koreancowboy42

    7 ай бұрын

    Put this fight in the dark and see what the spartan can do when the ninja is attacking out of no where during the dark. Ninja has thousands of options to easily kill their opponents. Explosives, poison, stabbings, etc. The ninja didn't need to work extra hard on a confrontation

  • @RodB9669
    @RodB9669 Жыл бұрын

    "The deceivingly simple pocket sand" kills me every time I watch this.. I've watched it 5 times now

  • @lukasart3951
    @lukasart3951 Жыл бұрын

    This episode is seared into my mind. I will never forget how my family would make predictions at the beginning of the episode, and I was filled with such pride calling the spartan victory.

  • @burymeinjhenny918

    @burymeinjhenny918

    Жыл бұрын

    Relatable

  • @brandongarcia2929

    @brandongarcia2929

    Жыл бұрын

    Mine would do the same. It was a weekly ritual on like, Thursday night or something after we DVR'ed the episode

  • @jxmmykriminallive

    @jxmmykriminallive

    Жыл бұрын

    Idk why anyone would pick ninja over spartan, this episode pissed me off as a kid because it was such a strange unbalanced matchup lol

  • @heathermillsphantomlimb9314

    @heathermillsphantomlimb9314

    Жыл бұрын

    @@HoxMouse It was definitely a pairing that didn’t fit, like “Today’s matchup features 5 expertly trained and heavily armed Navy Seals, going up against 3 literal toddlers! Let’s see how it pans out!”

  • @Necromediancer

    @Necromediancer

    Жыл бұрын

    @@HoxMouse to put it simply, ninjas were not warriors, they were assassins and spies. Masters of espionage, not combat.

  • @SuperHoodCat
    @SuperHoodCat Жыл бұрын

    The biggest injustice in the show was done to the knight in season 1. Knight fought pirate and lost because pirate has guns, the pirate was even listed as a “modern warrior” in the finale.

  • @earlleeruhf3130

    @earlleeruhf3130

    Жыл бұрын

    I thought they always pitted warriors with gunpowder with other warriors with gunpowder, in other words opponents were evenly matched.

  • @awol8065

    @awol8065

    Жыл бұрын

    Ninja vs pirate and samurai vs spartan would've been better

  • @justThisFool

    @justThisFool

    Жыл бұрын

    @@awol8065 They would do Samurai vs Spartan when they came back for season two.

  • @awol8065

    @awol8065

    Жыл бұрын

    @@justThisFoolsamurai wins on another show called warrior showdown

  • @Captain_Insano_nomercy

    @Captain_Insano_nomercy

    Жыл бұрын

    The knight would have never lost so they had to get him out of there. There was no other ancient warrior who could have beaten him, because he had the best armor and armor penetrating weapons

  • @Cuiasodo
    @Cuiasodo Жыл бұрын

    It always confuses me when this kind of show puts a class of fighter known for face-to-face combat against one known for ambush or guerilla tactics against each other, because, like, whoever wins in that is honestly going to depend more on the context of the situation. Hell, the concept of the show is pretty flawed for the sheer fact that individual skill is probably going to matter more in a fight than outright fighting style and weapon loadout.

  • @wesleygibson5546

    @wesleygibson5546

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah, and he did use ambush tactics...but a ninja/shinobi wouldn't have attacked him in broad daylight...for sure. More than likely would've just shot him in the eye with a bow from 50 yards away in a tree lol.

  • @CrizzyEyes

    @CrizzyEyes

    Жыл бұрын

    Nah, even more likely he would have disguised himself as the quartermaster, poisoned the Spartan army's rations or water, and left without a word

  • @jetstreamvik9570
    @jetstreamvik9570 Жыл бұрын

    I remember watching this as a kid and even thinking back then that the pairing and the fight itself was so strangely one sided. A ninja wouldn't fight head on like they did in the "simulation" , like they didn't even factor in that they were stealth fighters, a ninja certainly wouldn't pick a fight with a heavily armored opponent in midday like that. Like I swear Barry threatened to have his Green Beret buddies raid their houses if the Spartan didn't win so they completely removed the Ninja's most vital weapons.

  • @Snev
    @Snev Жыл бұрын

    Will never get enough of your deadpan humor in the face of nostalgic gimmicky silliness, keep it up

  • @alman54

    @alman54

    Жыл бұрын

    I've described his humor style as "low key." So "deadpan" works well, too. And no gimmicky silliness! (Check out the Babe Station)

  • @jonnykilpatrick1149

    @jonnykilpatrick1149

    Жыл бұрын

    Serving cunt perhaps 😂😂😂 I lost it

  • @hblackburn5580

    @hblackburn5580

    Жыл бұрын

    With the over saturation of commentary channels, it's nice to get deadpan instead of exaggerated animated shouting. Plus, he seems like a genuinely cool dude, and much like when I see my friends' projects, whether music, videography, photography, whatever, thrive; to think it wasn't long ago he had that yellow background profile pic w/o the check.

  • @DefNotMyBurner
    @DefNotMyBurner Жыл бұрын

    The reason i felt these guys were so edgy towards each other is they have some lineage tied to the warrior they're representing. I always got a sense of underlying prejudice on this show.

  • @mechanomics2649

    @mechanomics2649

    Жыл бұрын

    More likely, they either think or want to have some lineage tied to the warrior they're representing. I seriously doubt they have any real lineage to any of it.

  • @fearless3073

    @fearless3073

    Жыл бұрын

    They lack the discipline! Ohhh! 🤣

  • @tyfalagan

    @tyfalagan

    Жыл бұрын

    Orrrrrrrr they were just being entertaining?? Lol

  • @Thor-Orion

    @Thor-Orion

    Жыл бұрын

    "Spartan Mentality" is basically ingrained in so many militaries around the world. It's so weird.

  • @marc1767

    @marc1767

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Thor-Orion very weird.

  • @GoodnessandTruth
    @GoodnessandTruth Жыл бұрын

    Oh man this show was such a guilty pleasure growing up 😭 I feel like my life is a lie seeing how dumb it is now

  • @10tails
    @10tails Жыл бұрын

    This episode really showed that cracks in the show for a younger me. Especially with the black eggs. Like, it's supposed to incapacitate a person, but since it doesn't penetrate, bleed or whatever, there's no model in the spreadsheet.

  • @rjshadow4321
    @rjshadow4321 Жыл бұрын

    the thing I always found funny was them taking two vastly different ways of fighting for the contestants so it is almost always a one sided fight.

  • @velazquezarmouries

    @velazquezarmouries

    Жыл бұрын

    And i love the outdated knowledge of the ninja they have probably previous to the translation of the bansenshukai became a more common book It's essentially a 90's movie ninja fighting a half decent spartan

  • @aMoodyHipster

    @aMoodyHipster

    Жыл бұрын

    Racially motivated

  • @Eli-akad

    @Eli-akad

    Жыл бұрын

    That’s why when I was younger I just enjoyed it for what it was🤣💯

  • @ethanisfancy
    @ethanisfancy Жыл бұрын

    Wait, you’re telling me THE Slytherin Studios made the Deadliest Warrior computer program? I take it all back! Everything in this show is completely accurate!

  • @alexfirefly1956
    @alexfirefly19569 ай бұрын

    “The whole training regiment was designed to make him hard” is actually fairly accurate considering what we know about ancient Greeks and Spartans 😂

  • @Jiub_SN

    @Jiub_SN

    7 ай бұрын

    What you're referring too is inaccurate

  • @andrebighach
    @andrebighach Жыл бұрын

    I thought that kick was a little funny and cool. he quickly determined how far he had to be away from the effigy to fully extend his leg and not hit it in the face, smooth controlled movement, chambered the kick bring it in, plant down, display of good martial arts technique, and could balance with his foot right infront of what looks like someone's face. he distanced himself perfectly so that the foot would stop, like a bullet that stops right infront of your face. just as you think you're going to die, huh? it stopped, because I have adroitly distanced myself so that the kick would stop just short of your face and you would not die or lose an eye....maybe.

  • @BearWith_You
    @BearWith_You Жыл бұрын

    You forgot the best part. When ninja tries to ambush spartan by jumping out of a tree and yelling to give away his position

  • @jamesgaston2745
    @jamesgaston2745 Жыл бұрын

    I love in the simulation that it starts with the ninja, in a tree and behind the spartan. Why wasn't the whole battle a poison dart then him searching the ancient worlds equivalent of Yelp to figure out dinner plans?

  • @mattw9763

    @mattw9763

    Жыл бұрын

    That and at the beginning when the ninja jumps out of the tree and sneaks up on the spartan the ninja literally yells announcing his presence lol. Like fuck off a ninja would never yell before his attack especially when sneaking up on an enemy he clearly had no idea he was behind him.

  • @longjohnlongdong4692
    @longjohnlongdong4692 Жыл бұрын

    The king Henry episode vs Shaka Zulu made me really uncomfortable when the Shaka Zulu expert started throwing a fit when king Henry started winning. And he said his war cry was num num, num num. and he acted like it was the most terrifying battle cry ever it was fucking embarrassing 😂

  • @LanMandragon1720

    @LanMandragon1720

    6 ай бұрын

    It was William Wallace but yeah

  • @andrewcavender8443
    @andrewcavender84432 ай бұрын

    I love how they treat glass shards in your eye as something that can be shrugged off in 3 seconds when it would permanently ruin your vision as well as cause immense pain.

  • @beepbeeplettuce5890
    @beepbeeplettuce5890 Жыл бұрын

    Can you make a video on why my dad doesn't love me

  • @learningfromlifewithashley6643

    @learningfromlifewithashley6643

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 I agree 😂😂😂😂

  • @complimentbot7015

    @complimentbot7015

    Жыл бұрын

    Black

  • @KingLee8977

    @KingLee8977

    Жыл бұрын

    @@complimentbot7015 lol lame

  • @complimentbot7015

    @complimentbot7015

    Жыл бұрын

    @@KingLee8977 how

  • @Jane-oz7pp

    @Jane-oz7pp

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@complimentbot7015 dumb

  • @KaLuno21
    @KaLuno21 Жыл бұрын

    You gotta do Animal Planet's The Most Extreme. Nobody ever talks about the horrors that show consistently pumped out.

  • @travisj8091

    @travisj8091

    Жыл бұрын

    Yesss

  • @Eli-akad

    @Eli-akad

    Жыл бұрын

    Mane I loved that show, a lil over dramatic but it was entertaining forsure💯

  • @symphoofficial1726

    @symphoofficial1726

    Жыл бұрын

    That and the Puppy Bowl are 2 true Chad's of Animal Planet, but Nothing beat waking up to the Crocodile Hunter before school tho

  • @denistuohy2535

    @denistuohy2535

    Жыл бұрын

    that show is a masterpiece

  • @callusklaus2413

    @callusklaus2413

    Жыл бұрын

    This is what your FACE would look like if you had the never endings of a BLOODHOUND *Green human with a nose the size of a building stumbles on screen*

  • @crozraven
    @crozraven Жыл бұрын

    This show basically inspired Ubisoft to make their so called "iconic" game, "For Honor."

  • @TDWTB
    @TDWTB Жыл бұрын

    Fun Fact: The Spartan expert actually got in an argument with his wife about who would win, Spartan vs Ninja. That’s how the show got green lit, plus he got to prove his wife completely wrong. He more or less confirmed in the Aftermath/Podcast he knew she was right but thought it’d be cool to use as a launch pad for a series.

  • @petrospago3515

    @petrospago3515

    11 ай бұрын

    wait so both him and his wife got in to an argument both supporting that the spartan will win?

  • @TDWTB

    @TDWTB

    11 ай бұрын

    @@petrospago3515 his wife said ninja. He said spartan.

  • @petrospago3515

    @petrospago3515

    11 ай бұрын

    @@TDWTB then how he proved her right if he proved the spartan will win?

  • @TDWTB

    @TDWTB

    11 ай бұрын

    @@petrospago3515 sorry I had to edit my comment. He proved her wrong but in the aftermath said it was more likely if they took into account for stealth and other factors Ninja would win.

  • @GribbleGob

    @GribbleGob

    8 ай бұрын

    @@TDWTB suddenly this episode makes SO much more sense, with how one-sided it was towards the spartan and how it completely removed the context for a realistic ninja's style.

  • @sealake7935
    @sealake7935 Жыл бұрын

    That Spartan guy was taking this so seriously. It was genuinely funny as fuck

  • @madmike1708
    @madmike1708 Жыл бұрын

    This episode is buried in my mind. Both because the ninja experts were crazy, but also the black egg. The doctor was like "oh he'd be blind" then saw the "simulation", the egg did nothing and got no kills.

  • @Nefariousbig

    @Nefariousbig

    Жыл бұрын

    Nah the Spartan 'experts' were crazy, Ninja experts just tried to emphasize what a ninja is. That bit about ninja running away and killing someone in their sleep is 100 percent accurate. They were basically peasant spies improvising ambushes the majority of the time.

  • @jacobdonnely2608

    @jacobdonnely2608

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Nefariousbig Most ninja were samurai, not that ashigaru couldn't become shinobi, but to my understanding the majority of the time a shinobi was a samurai with unique duties more related to espionage. You say the bit about the ninja running away and killing somebody in their sleep is 100% accurate, the problem with that statement is that there's no evidence shinobi were ever involved with assassination. You can't really prove or disprove that ninja ever performed assassinations, but what is for certain is that it wasn't a focus nor anywhere near their main duties.

  • @Nefariousbig

    @Nefariousbig

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jacobdonnely2608 it's less about their proclivity to assasinate and more about the nature of the confrontations they would be involved in. They were not head-on shielded warriors like the Spartans, they chose to strike at the opportune moment to take down a more heavily armed opponent. Maybe they wouldn't literally always come back and kill people in their sleep, but evade and try and catch them unawares? Absolutely.

  • @jacobdonnely2608

    @jacobdonnely2608

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Nefariousbig It is very apparent you have little to no understanding of the actual role shinobi played in japanese society during the sengoku period

  • @1337-Nathaniel

    @1337-Nathaniel

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jacobdonnely2608 weren't ninjas mostly just farmers that fought back any way they could? And the ninja we came to know is mostly myth and fairy tales. Or I misremember and ninjas were, more professional and hiding among peasants. Anyway, the reason why a lot of stereotypical ninja weapons look like farm tools, is because they 100% were. The reason being that peasants weren't allowed weapons so they had to improvise. The Kama is a scythe, the Kunai is a trowel, etc. Their signature look is also just farm clothes.

  • @LoveLee_Dreamer
    @LoveLee_Dreamer27 күн бұрын

    Does the Spartan guy not know what a Samurai is? The ninja weren’t fighting "naked savages," they were fighting warriors even more armored than the spartans, and WON.

  • @garrettcarter234
    @garrettcarter234 Жыл бұрын

    fine glass in my eyes has been one of my irrational fears ever since i watched this episode as a child

  • @HysjMysj
    @HysjMysj Жыл бұрын

    I love how "karate black belt" made you sound invincible in the mid 2000's...

  • @pisspoorplutocracy9055
    @pisspoorplutocracy9055 Жыл бұрын

    This is one of the only episodes I remember from my childhood mostly because how unbalanced it was

  • @noonefromnowhere7945

    @noonefromnowhere7945

    Жыл бұрын

    Shaka zulu vs william wallace was insanely unfair lmfao

  • @pisspoorplutocracy9055

    @pisspoorplutocracy9055

    Жыл бұрын

    @@noonefromnowhere7945 yeah honestly alot of the match ups in that damn show were unbalanced as fuck

  • @fallenknighttyler8695

    @fallenknighttyler8695

    Жыл бұрын

    @@pisspoorplutocracy9055 Pirate vs Knight another one that was just a weird match.

  • @pisspoorplutocracy9055

    @pisspoorplutocracy9055

    Жыл бұрын

    @@fallenknighttyler8695 yeah I guess there was a reason the show was replaced by Bar Rescue

  • @PaHawgn
    @PaHawgn Жыл бұрын

    This show is classic entertainment. May not have aged the best but this show was interesting.

  • @perfectsplit5515
    @perfectsplit5515 Жыл бұрын

    What I thought was really peculiar was that in the episode Mafia vs Yakuza, they actually considered the baseball bat to be a “weapon”.

  • @kinagrill

    @kinagrill

    8 ай бұрын

    and then later they did the Capone Vs. Jesse James and of course the cowboy would win.

  • @tfordham13

    @tfordham13

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@kinagrilleven tho al had a semi automatic gun

  • @tfordham13

    @tfordham13

    5 ай бұрын

    Mafia wins they had guns yaks didn't

  • @HUKIT.
    @HUKIT. Жыл бұрын

    While I wasn’t in a SOF group I was with the 10th Mountain who deployed twice and don’t recall ever being issued a short sword so I guess I’m confused on how he honed his skills with a sword as a green beret for 10 years…

  • @infamous6283

    @infamous6283

    Жыл бұрын

    Alot of down time in the barracks I guess lol

  • @anontwentytwo1380

    @anontwentytwo1380

    Жыл бұрын

    Backyard sword practice with bottles like a nerd I'm guessing lol

  • @ItsWickked

    @ItsWickked

    Жыл бұрын

    Literally just saw that part while reading your comment 😂😂

  • @grumpfrog8602

    @grumpfrog8602

    Жыл бұрын

    I was thinking that same thing. Like i know some military knives are pretty big for knives but like, what does being a green beret have to do with knowing how to use a sword designed over 2000 years ago

  • @bradmiles1984

    @bradmiles1984

    Жыл бұрын

    Barry is also a military historian which is why he was there mostly. He has a thing for the Spartans. If you watch the aftershow for the episode they talked about it.

  • @zbh9268
    @zbh9268 Жыл бұрын

    I love that they use a ninjato sword despite the fact that there is no actual evidence that ninja used those in the Feudal era.

  • @Zach_Beebe
    @Zach_Beebe9 ай бұрын

    I’m a use of force instructor and the amount of “oh yeah, but did you think about this” in the industry is non-stop

  • @HazardousClim
    @HazardousClim2 ай бұрын

    I just love that they got everything wrong about ninja. Just everything. The clothes, the weapons, everything. It makes me laugh every time. Clearly these guys went to the Ashida Kim school of being a ninja. A master of subterfuge, espionage, and assassination would MOST CERTAINLY run around with a very distinct sword that translates to … “ninja’s sword”. Pull the other one

  • @ultimateninjaboi
    @ultimateninjaboi Жыл бұрын

    I watched this episode when it originally aired. And it is, for me, the most iconic episode. And not in a good way. Shit will be burnt into my memory forever. Its like every major issue with the series boiled down into one episode. And its so funny that they seemed to think it was their best work, considering it was a major part of the advertising as well as the hoplite helmet inside a shuriken being their literal logo.

  • @axelpholy1153
    @axelpholy1153 Жыл бұрын

    I always assumed the poor visibility of the helmet and the ninjas movement would make this battle last a lot longer than it did

  • @stillcantbesilencedevennow

    @stillcantbesilencedevennow

    Жыл бұрын

    The visibility of those helmets actually isn't terrible. If it's properly fitted, it is fairly close to the skin, and doesn't get in the way much.

  • @allsteel5753

    @allsteel5753

    Жыл бұрын

    @@stillcantbesilencedevennow right plus you're protected enough at the head anyways so turning your head to look wouldn't be that much a of deal, especially for a Spartan

  • @freakkyser

    @freakkyser

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@stillcantbesilencedevennow300 told me otherwise

  • @25Leprechaun
    @25Leprechaun16 күн бұрын

    Ah yes the battle of Thermopylae, and it's 300 Spartans... and 700 Thespains, 900 Helots and 400 Thebans, but we don't talk about them.

  • @ulfberht4431
    @ulfberht44312 ай бұрын

    When the narrator said the words “300 Spartans” I instantly recognised the voice! It’s David Wenham, who ironically played Dilios in the movie 300 and Faramir in LOTR among many other roles.

  • @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty
    @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty Жыл бұрын

    Spike TV doctors tend to be extremely unnecessary, but I like them in the "thank you Doctor Obvious" sense. Sure, they aren't truly needed but it's always got a chuckle out of me seeing their reactions.

  • @thac0twenty377

    @thac0twenty377

    Жыл бұрын

    you kidding? I'm a medic. of they told me od get paid to talk out my ass for 30 minutes on spike TV I'd be the most dramatic expert you ever saw lol

  • @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty

    @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty

    Жыл бұрын

    @@thac0twenty377 I said they are unnecessary, not that they can't be fun.

  • @kinagrill

    @kinagrill

    8 ай бұрын

    if it was to check if an injury would be lethal, debilitating or just scary-looking for essentially superficial, etc. that'd have been useful.

  • @MykkR0b0
    @MykkR0b0 Жыл бұрын

    The Spartan larpers have major "this guy thinks he's in an anime" energy, which is pretty ironic.

  • @gilbertdiaz8930
    @gilbertdiaz89309 ай бұрын

    The only thing that really bugged me about this match up was they gave the ninja a handicap with the Shurikens (which weren't even use or meant to kill), blow darts and black eggs. That's not even adding in the factor that ninjas used explosives and guns but that obviously would have made the match completely one sided

  • @kyleschroder9045
    @kyleschroder9045 Жыл бұрын

    I'm just going to state the obvious, a warrior that was trained from 5 years of age, wielding weapons designed for war, wearing armor designed for combat, that spent ALL his time fighting or keeping slaves in line. Is going to beat a peasant, who trained mostly for espionage, wearing clothes intended for disguise, using weapons intended for assassination and concealment, who's primary method of killing, was designed against unaware targets, and spent most of their time being a dirty peasant rather than doing ninja things, who avoided conflict whenever possible. In combat, most of the time. If it were a spying or sabotage or assassination competition, ninja wins hands down. It's comparing apples to oranges in who's the best apple.

  • @MattLantian
    @MattLantian Жыл бұрын

    Don't sell yourself short Chris, you are an expert. And you're correct, the spear does 5 piercing damage. I really want them to reboot Deadliest Warrior with modern science, graphics, and a bit more care to do it right. Granted, it's always going to be hypothetical and situational, but I feel like a better version of this show could be so damn good. But like, actually good.

  • @largin386

    @largin386

    6 ай бұрын

    Deadliest Warrior was always the coolest thing ever. Your testosterone is just in the single digits.

  • @loganwithlightsabers3051
    @loganwithlightsabers3051 Жыл бұрын

    To me the most uncomfortable episode was the one with Vlad the impaler where they mention the fact he would kill and eat kids and feed them to their own parents I remember that shit had me feeling sick lol

  • @CrizzyEyes

    @CrizzyEyes

    Жыл бұрын

    That was almost certainly bullshit propaganda spread by his enemies. History is riddled with propaganda. Even WW2 propaganda is often repeated as fact today because it came from a "historical document" so it must be true.

  • @tfordham13

    @tfordham13

    5 ай бұрын

    That was properganda

  • @dos1763

    @dos1763

    2 ай бұрын

    @@tfordham13the way you spelled propaganda makes me not believe you

  • @bexmw
    @bexmw7 ай бұрын

    Ninja: it’s long, it’s pointy at one end, and it has a guy behind it Production: go outside.

  • @zacbendable6346
    @zacbendable6346 Жыл бұрын

    I sneezed when he threw the sand, love how interactive your videos are! Also the sound you made when describing the dummies is now living in my head forever, many thanks

  • @kherron1991
    @kherron1991 Жыл бұрын

    I think you should check out “Animal Face-Off”. It was Animal Planets “Deadliest Warrior” for all of one season

  • @chenwingsee

    @chenwingsee

    Жыл бұрын

    I second this

  • @tlbryant4697

    @tlbryant4697

    Жыл бұрын

    Omg yes i totally forgot about that show wasn't there one with dinosaurs too

  • @kherron1991

    @kherron1991

    Жыл бұрын

    @@tlbryant4697 I forgot about that! Jurassic Fight Club!

  • @tlbryant4697

    @tlbryant4697

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kherron1991 yea I thought so that one cracked me up like we would know how dinosaurs would fight lol

  • @amiwrongaboutsports

    @amiwrongaboutsports

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes! It be been saying this. If Chris thinks the way they’re testing is absurd he needs to watch Animal Face Off

  • @volkiirknight761
    @volkiirknight761 Жыл бұрын

    "Barry honed his sword skills from 8 years in the Green Berets" I didn't realize that special forces trained with swords, talk about unconventional warfare.

  • @meghanc8887
    @meghanc8887 Жыл бұрын

    It looks in some scenes like they just found a deserted barn in the middle of no where and some friends got together and decided to LARP around. (Especially the scene where the guy gets all the Roman costume on , where you said "you know he just willingly put all that on.") I feel like they had a lot of breaks and there's this one guy who kept trying to wear all the costume (cuz that would be me ). They couldn't get him to take it off until they promised to video it for him.

  • @bearandrabbit6826
    @bearandrabbit6826 Жыл бұрын

    FYI : Actor David Wenham, the narrator from 300, did the narration for this, as well as 8 other episodes of Deadliest Warrior. 😉

  • @yvngtonyb
    @yvngtonyb Жыл бұрын

    I love your videos on this show. Only so much you can do w/ a fixed number of episodes but so few creators actually make content about DW. It’s a crime. Please make more lol

  • @jessefrawley5493
    @jessefrawley54937 ай бұрын

    "As a former paramedic, Geoff Desmoulin knows what it takes to kill a man." Armand Dorian: "Well what the fuck did you guys bring me in for?"

  • @blixer8384
    @blixer8384Ай бұрын

    The spartans are some of the most over hyped warriors in human history. They were a couple strokes better than par at their height; and then their hegemony was completely and utterly broke by the invention of basic fucking battle tactics. I don’t mean to diminish the brilliance of Epaminondas but the fact that all it took to break the power of the Sparta forever was “What if we staggered are troops diagonally and concentrated our cavalry and best soldiers on the left flank so our best soldiers are fighting Sparta’s best soldiers and our cavalry can more easily flank the enemy line.” That’s it that’s all it took to reduce Sparta to a backwater province that wasn’t even worth the effort it would take to conquer it. Like y’all have heard the famous story where Philip II said “If I invade Laconia, I shall turn you out” and the Spartans simply responded “If.” Well that story ended with Philip II kicking their fucking asses. Edit: Also that Spartan guy is just straight up racist.

  • @SGOODYGANG
    @SGOODYGANG Жыл бұрын

    The random guy looking at the trauma was fucking hilarious!!! This was one of my favorite shows growing up like top 3 and you have definitely brought the memories flooding back and yea I'm drowning in this goofy ass nostalgia!

  • @TheGreatMoonFrog
    @TheGreatMoonFrog5 ай бұрын

    *Ninja breaks egg containing glass shard by slapping his hands together* "Ahhhhh, my fucking hands!!!"

  • @overlordghs1081
    @overlordghs10815 ай бұрын

    Most people are saying that Ninjas specialize in assassination and subterfuge etc but it really depends on the setting. The reason Sparta was so isolated and difficult to invade was because they were surrounded by treacherous mountains, if Ninjas had tried doing anything in Sparta they’d have trouble getting in let alone getting out. However? If you flip the script and put the ninjas in a guerilla war against Spartans in Japan I still think the Spartans win since well ninjas lost to the samurai for the same reason. I don’t think there’s a single setting you can put these two factions in and have ninjas coming out on top, they were just peasants given basic cheap weapons and some training to rebel against the government.

  • @lamy8224
    @lamy8224 Жыл бұрын

    I can't tell you how excited I was to see you uploaded another deadliest warrior video, what does that say about my life?

  • @ashleyt11686

    @ashleyt11686

    Жыл бұрын

    It says you get it 😂

  • @skinnybuddha8988

    @skinnybuddha8988

    Жыл бұрын

    You're the deadliest warrior

  • @xlsye23xox55
    @xlsye23xox55 Жыл бұрын

    You’ve been cranking out the videos lately! Thank you for al the awesome content

  • @williamhood7548
    @williamhood75486 ай бұрын

    "As a former paramedic, Jeff knows what it takes to kill a man..." I'm like bruh... you're doing ambulance bad.

  • @empire_tw570
    @empire_tw570 Жыл бұрын

    That comment about spartans being trained to be hard is a lot worse considering that they were trained from a very young age and spartan trainers were notorious pedophiles. Also Barry would probably go into a fit of rage if you reminded him of that.

  • @vinchinzo594

    @vinchinzo594

    Жыл бұрын

    So... when the spartans in 300 say "we drilled them from dawn 'til dusk'.... oh no... 😱

  • @grumpfrog8602

    @grumpfrog8602

    Жыл бұрын

    I got the feeling Barry was wayyyy too emotionally invested in the spartan thing. Especially calling the ninja cockroaches and all that? Like it's very weird for a grown ass man in the modern world to be talking like a spartan back in the day would talk about "inferior" peoples. He'd also probably be pissed if he was reminded that the only reasons the spartans had such advanced soldiers and an intense tradition of eugenics was because they were horrified of a slave uprising, said slaves composing the overwhelming majority of their entire labor force. So it's not about honor or whatever other bullshit, they just didn't want to farm or do anything else productive so they learn to fight good so their slaves don't murder them

  • @DEFxRECON

    @DEFxRECON

    Жыл бұрын

    @@grumpfrog8602 would not be surprised if there were racial undertones to calling em that

  • @grumpfrog8602

    @grumpfrog8602

    Жыл бұрын

    @@DEFxRECON i got similar vibes, especially with him being so condescending to the guy he kept grabbing on, which is still really bizarre to me that he insisted on doing that repeatedly

  • @tonyfriendly4409

    @tonyfriendly4409

    Жыл бұрын

    When in Greece lol

  • @adamsmiths3016
    @adamsmiths3016 Жыл бұрын

    The ballistic dummies they used tend to sag when they are used in a hot environment. So it is possible the dummy was in good condition when it was received from the company that made them and the deadliest warrior crew left it in the heat for too long.

  • @adamsmiths3016

    @adamsmiths3016

    10 ай бұрын

    But it would be hilarious if they wanted it that way lol

  • @RAVENVROSE
    @RAVENVROSE4 ай бұрын

    I think Barry watched 300 too many times. Deadliest Warrior: "We're putting Spartan against a ninja" Barry: "And i took that personally"

  • @dustinpope1896
    @dustinpope1896 Жыл бұрын

    I never expected this was going to be so funny, your almost as sneaky as the Ninja....I mean Jeremy. Subbed and now looking for the rest of your episodes.

  • @Jane-oz7pp
    @Jane-oz7pp Жыл бұрын

    My big problem with this episode is that the "ninja" doesn't use a bo when he's up against a spear. Why would he not take the weapon with the most advantage?

  • @domingoahernandez90

    @domingoahernandez90

    Жыл бұрын

    This is about when 300 came out. I remember as a kid knowing the spartan would win cause of the 300 craze

  • @magne7771

    @magne7771

    Жыл бұрын

    Attempted BDE, I'm assuming.

  • @WhereThereDude

    @WhereThereDude

    Жыл бұрын

    @@domingoahernandez90 THIS IS SPARTA !!!

  • @GrimViridian

    @GrimViridian

    Жыл бұрын

    Your biggest problem is that and not the fact that most of the show, especially the ninja portrayal, is disgustingly inaccurate?

  • @GuerrillaGorilla023

    @GuerrillaGorilla023

    Жыл бұрын

    Although a spartan probably would win most encounters it’s still an elite frontline unit against a spy. It’s unfair to put them against each other because of their roles alone. If they did some historical research on Persian hassassin and put them up against each other that would have been a lot more interesting

  • @leviwilson6374
    @leviwilson6374 Жыл бұрын

    I still remember when this episode came out. The build up was intense, i'm so happy you covered it. Good work as usual!

  • @TheTrueNoFace
    @TheTrueNoFace7 ай бұрын

    "Spent 8 years as a green beret honing his sword skills"

  • @passingrando6457

    @passingrando6457

    6 ай бұрын

    The little known green fedora division.

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