The most realistic one is obviously Tropic Thunder

@kingnothing3523

6 жыл бұрын

Anyone with a brain can see it's actually Rambo 4.

@HowLongDoesItTake4Dads2BuyMilk

6 жыл бұрын

Nah. Realziest is the Team America: World Police

@bigdickpornsuperstar

6 жыл бұрын

Topic Thunder. The "Blazing Saddles" of war movies.

@fatit5217

6 жыл бұрын

Guys guys it’s shrek

@stevenstallings5318

6 жыл бұрын

Wtf are you talking about the most realistic war movie is home alone 2 lost in New York

Sniper scene: Doesn't make sense to take up the same position someone was just killed at.

@Farrell461

4 жыл бұрын

I agree, though it seemed like the only alternative was flat ground with no cover, or running through open space with no cover

@saitamaman6714

4 жыл бұрын

@@Farrell461 bht also the same sniper could have been in the same position so dab

@staeslait2343

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, especially since the dead guy's teammates will see the floating skull where he died.

@RobeonMew

3 жыл бұрын

But it's a confirmed kill. They think they got you there.

@juandomingoperon7965

2 жыл бұрын

Only point is if ya gave up and want to join them in being dead.

Black Hawk Down: “They won’t understand that it’s about the man next to you.” Hurt Locker: “War is a drug and soldiers are war junkies.”

@ciprigutierrez9974

3 жыл бұрын

B. War is a drug... Final answer

@sketchygetchey8299

3 жыл бұрын

@@ciprigutierrez9974 that wasn’t a question. It was describing the logic behind a movie with a more realistic background (based on a book) vs. one based on some idealized journalist who doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

@sirfailalotful

3 жыл бұрын

Even before I looked at this video, I thought that second quote sounded like something a civilian would say.

@SuperMonkei

3 жыл бұрын

PTSD is real

@daviddavidsonn3578

Жыл бұрын

Hurt locker was directed by a woman...let that sink in...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

His ending monologue is extremely accurate. Sad, but accurate.

Those closing remarks, wow. Thank you for being open and honest.

@mylegocustoms3443

6 жыл бұрын

Hi!!! :D

@yourjunes

6 жыл бұрын

I disagree with those closing remarks. He talks about war like it's something that fell into his lap. A lot of soldiers do this. Like they just "found" themselves on a battlefield, but almost all of them chose to put themselves there or knew it was a possibility when it enlisted, and some of them look forward to that. Though maybe I'm just jaded after listening to all my dads stories about what our army black ops were doing in Panama fourty years ago. Killing women and children witnesses just to keep the operations quiet. Our military is mostly evil, and I feel bad for any soldier who enlists thinking they'll be a hero.

@romanfox5368

6 жыл бұрын

I found the ending to be a distinction without a difference.

@rinkydinky9348

6 жыл бұрын

Fancy Food Fight, lmao you have actually zero clue what you are talking about. "I disagree with those closing remarks, btw I have nothing to back that up except daddy stories, which actually prove the point im trying to debunk more than otherwise"

@Realstealfan

6 жыл бұрын

Absolutely outstanding!

Hands up if you want to see more videos of this guy tackle more BS war movies and cultural myths surrounding the armed forces!

@zanjose9806

7 жыл бұрын

Phil Dog yes indeed

@moldy_gecko

7 жыл бұрын

What do you mean? I've only seen this one, but are his others bullshit or something?

@PhilipPetrunak

7 жыл бұрын

No, what I mean is I want him to talk about more falsehoods in war movies, and more of the myths surrounding the military. I wasn't saying his other videos are BS, I've never him in any.

@sentinelmoonfang

7 жыл бұрын

Or Generation Kill to contrast it to fakey war movies like that one.

@JayDaPeace

7 жыл бұрын

YES. PLEASE.

Das Boot's 98% is well deserved. It captures a unique feeling extremely well. Yea, I've watched the nearly 5 hour version.

@TheNativeEngine

5 жыл бұрын

Fuck me. 5 hours!

@Calvert1212

4 жыл бұрын

Das Boot was a masterpiece

@georgejacob3162

4 жыл бұрын

Native Engine. I once watched the near 5 hour version three times in a row! The film is THAT good!

@friendlyatheist387

4 жыл бұрын

Das boot was incredible

@dutchy1121

4 жыл бұрын

Yes it is a very good movie, but Americans get the name wrong all the time, it is German for boat, so Das Boot is The Boat, and is pronounced "Das Boat".

6:45 thanks for admitting that it was not a liberation war but an occupation. because no politician would say that.

please tell me about the aerodynamics of Santa's sleigh

@espurious

7 жыл бұрын

He's lying. If the aerodynamics of the sleigh were wrong, how would Santa deliver anything. Obviously he hasn't done his research

@MatthewCrawford

7 жыл бұрын

Oh come on we all know Santa is an alien... or perhaps X-Men... imortal and flight capable... And the flight dynamics of that sleigh are... well our tech is not that advanced yet.

@Observer-cp4if

7 жыл бұрын

My Momma said Santa don't need aerodynamics cuz aerodynamics is the Debbil and Santa is magic just like Jesus.

@tbmavenger71

7 жыл бұрын

YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS. SANTA'S SLEIGH IS AERODYNAMIC BECAUSE HE USES THE FORCE TO PUSH ALL THE WIND AROUND THE SLEIGH

@kryse4806

7 жыл бұрын

aerodynamics is bullshit, here's what I know, santa's sleigh is powered by naughty children's tears and souls and that's all that makes it fly

I didn't expect that ending

@CottonCandySharks

7 жыл бұрын

FlannelLemon Neither did I. It was a powerful ending, too

@rellezniloc

7 жыл бұрын

.....jeez, can't tell if troll, or sad excuse for a human

@StephenHarperRaptagon

7 жыл бұрын

I didn't come here to feel

@rzq100

7 жыл бұрын

There actually was a poster with a Geroge Carlin quote in the high school I went to.

@allnamesaretakenful

7 жыл бұрын

Here is the full quote. "Human beings will do anything, anything. I am convinced. That's why when all those beheadings started in Iraq, it didn't bother me. A lot of people here were horrified, "Whaaaa, beheadings! Beheadings!" What, are you fucking surprised? Just one more form of extreme human behavior. Besides, who cares about some mercenary civilian contractor from Oklahoma who gets his head cut off? Fuck 'em. Hey Jack, you don't want to get your head cut off? Stay the fuck in Oklahoma. They ain't cuttin' off heads in Oklahoma, far as I know. But I do know this: you strap on a gun and go struttin' around some other man's country, you'd better be ready for some action, Jack. People are touchy about that sort of thing. And let me ask you this... this is a moral question, not rhetorical, I'm looking for the answer: what is the moral difference between cuttin' off one guy's head, or two, or three, or five, or ten - and dropping a big bomb on a hospital and killing a whole bunch of sick kids? Has anybody in authority given you an explanation of the difference? Now, in case you're wondering why I have a certain interest, or fascination let's call it, with torture and beheadings and all of those things I have mentioned, is because each of these items reminds me in life over and over again what beasts we human beings really are. When you get right down to it, human beings are nothing more than ordinary jungle beasts. Savages. No different from the Cro Magnon people who lived twenty five thousand years ago. No different. Our DNA hasn't changed substantially in a hundred thousand years. We're still operating out of the lower brain. The reptilian brain. Fight or flight. Kill or be killed. We like to think we've evolved and advanced because we can build a computer, fly an airplane, travel underwater, we can write a sonnet, paint a painting, compose an opera. But you know something? We're barely out of the jungle on this planet. Barely out of the fucking jungle. What we are, is semi-civilized beasts, with baseball caps and automatic weapons." -George Carlin

Wow. The last minute and a half. Powerful. One of the MANY reasons I miss Cracked the way it was before it became just another list site

The sniper scene, where they see an enemy eating lunch 50 yards to the right of the guys they are shooting at. They take a shot at him, and miss, so the enemy gets worried and starts running for the bunker, so far, OK. Then they take another shot of the guy running, AND HIT HIM! WHAT BULLSHIT! DOING THAT IS NEXT TO IMPOSSIBLE! I have shot a great number of targets, and participated in shoots at moving things, it is far more difficult. At 800 yards, it is virtually impossible.

@paulbantick8266

5 жыл бұрын

Another thing! If Hollywood wants to use cannon fodder, they should use their own, not squaddies from another nation acting stupid enough to get themselves 'scripted' killed.

@Mr.56Goldtop

4 жыл бұрын

But you weren't in a movie where the script says you hit the guy running at 800 yards either.

@sarahsayshello9726

4 жыл бұрын

Haha for real. Hollywood is crazy. It certainly would be cool to have that level of skill if it is even achievable though

@Bruh-hq1hx

3 жыл бұрын

@@sarahsayshello9726 i guess you need luck and good weather conditions

@generalbigcat8238

3 жыл бұрын

@@paulbantick8266 congratulations, you missed the point of the movie.

Not that I think you guys can't take anything seriously, but thank you for ending the video with sincerity.

@ghost245353

7 жыл бұрын

It became unexpectedly personal.

@bryanpark8098

7 жыл бұрын

Yes, when the music cut out, he got really personal, and that made it very powerful. Very strong ending.

as a service member, that bit at the end really touched. thank you.

@disco1974ever

6 жыл бұрын

This was my thoughts: Yeh sure I don't doubt your authenticity at all. But FFS when are we gonna expect the same standard of judgement of soldiers that we do of politicians? Iraq was a BS war. Afghanistan became a BS war by the time the Iraq War began. We wouldn't have empathy for Vets if THEY had taken responsibility for the horrors of war by NOT joining/re-enlisting into BS wars. In one day in 2003 there were 5- MILLION PEOPLE PLUS Protests held around the world. We all knew Iraq was BS war. Politicians will always fight these wars if they're allowed to take our taxes and young people agree to fight. I don't have sympathy for USA soldiers, they either know they are fighting BS wars or they don't and I strongly oppose them and until I see evidence that changes my mind, I sympathise with civilians who had nothing to do with this, who are dying, unprotected in their homes. Not the troops in MRAPS, body armour and drones looking out for them.

@alexanderhiller883

6 жыл бұрын

+Ashley Thomas, with all due respect, I do not believe you have the faintest idea what you're talking about. I'm not going to attempt to guess your age, but if you were around as an adult from 2001-2006 you'd remember all the fervor and patriotic rhetoric that drove young men into enlisting. I was one of those young men and I did my tours honorably. The overwhelming majority of vets did everything they could to make life better for all concerned in whatever location they were deployed. I know this isn't what they told you at liberal arts college, but I don't blame you for not really knowing. It really is a "you had to be there" type of situation. As a parting thought I'd ask you to review the moment in the video where the presenter was listing the NJP offenses that were listed. The presenter knows them, not from extensive research, but because soldiers are held to a higher standard than politicians and are aware that every action has a serious consequence and fully expect to be held responsible for those actions.

@jarink1

6 жыл бұрын

Let me preface by saying that I am an Army vet and saw combat in Desert Shield/Desert Storm. Ashley, not all wars are justified. Not all wars have been popular. However, all wars have one thing in common: people die in them. Your survival and that of your buddies is really all that matters to the men and women wearing the uniform. Unless you've been in that situation, it's difficult to fully understand just what that means. Most people who serve in the US military do so out of feelings of patriotism. They VOLUNTEER because they love their country and want to give something back to it - not the politicians, the PEOPLE. Service members give up large portions of their lives (or give their lives) to do what most people won't so that those people can live their lives however they want, even if what they want is to sit in a comfortable chair, in front of their computer, in their nice house and complain about "BS wars". Finally, don't you think the soldiers sympathize with those civilians who "had nothing to do with this"? Have you ever, personally, WITH YOUR OWN EYES seen the body of a child who was killed in a combat zone? A burnt body who you can't tell was civilian or military? Smelled death? It's easy to criticize when you haven't been there.

@disco1974ever

6 жыл бұрын

+Jim Rinkenberger: You left out the main reason people join most armies and the overwhelming reason Americans join the army and that's for a job, for a financial and career opportunity. Which is morally bancrupt reason to join an invading army fighting an illegal war and neglecting it's legal and Geneva Convention rights to the occupied population. You fail to get the distinction I am making, this is as clear as I can state it: I respect anyone who joins a national defense force, even f it's just for a job. If they fight to defend their people (and fellow soldiers) from an unprovoked attack that will cost lives of civilians unless the aggressors are faced in combat, then that is noble. If they join an army that provokes an unnecessary war that only is only fought to advance the financial or political advantage of the invading country, then they are the VILLAINS. They are ones who make the soldiers defending their homes NOBLE. That includes IRAQ2003, the war against Taliban in Afghanistan and every engagement since 2003. Even The Gulf War was a corrupt war. USA armed Iraq and assured them they would not challenge Iraq if they invaded Kuwait. USA made false propaganda to sell the war to US citizens (as they seem to do in every war). I would not accuse a young soldier of accountability for the political reasons his country went to war if the motivations for going to war were unclear and their country hadn't gone to war as the aggressor before. But that doesn't include USA. USA has a documented history of launching illegal wars of aggression that cause unholy suffering and seemingly for no end (except there is an end, it's for economic gain and it's to maintain $1Tn of US taxpayers money going into the US war economy every year-that figure includes Vet-Services). There is no excuse for ignorance of why your country is fighting, if you don't know that, it is because you either a) haven't bothered to learn the history of American wars, or b) you support the reasons USA goes to war. I have every sympathy for US soldiers who died in WW2 and Korea and apart from the civilian atrocities they committed, I don't hold them responsible for the civilian deaths they caused. The wars I mentioned above however. They weren't soldiers. They were mercenaries. If there was fairness in the world the leaders would face justice. The only way USA will stop these wars of illegal aggression is if money is cut from the budget so they can only afford to DEFEND USA from attack and/or Americans stop joining the mercenary US Armed Forces.So the USDOD only has enough troops to defend USA. * I don't just hold USA to this standard. Other countries are guilty to. I'm a Kiwi and I feel the same way about Kiwi SAS soldiers deployed in combat against Taliban.

@larrymorris7797

6 жыл бұрын

i need it 2 many yrs and he said it better then ever did of why i kept going back

You were on fire at the end. Best minute I’ve ever seen on KZread. 🔥 🤚 🎤

@darkchronos22

5 жыл бұрын

sadly this cracked does´t exist anymore

@nunliski

4 жыл бұрын

You're a fucking idiot then. Congrats.

@ElGranSanto

4 жыл бұрын

@@nunliski easy does it, laddie.

@nunliski

4 жыл бұрын

@@ElGranSanto Soldiers are evil, stupid slaves. "Sense of purpose" my fucking ass. That's no more meaningful than saying you play a video game to find a sense of purpose, except you're actually killing other human beings.

@nunliski

4 жыл бұрын

@NonLegit Nation My dad was a soldier who committed suicide. I know he also would have been disgusted by the sentiment expressed in the video.

The terms “war movies” and “realism” don’t really go hand in hand...

I liked this guy. I want to watch him more often from now on.

@jordanm5224

7 жыл бұрын

Maurício Rodrigues agreed

@seanmartinson6249

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that part at the end was powerful and real, while understated and not over-dramatic. One of the more profound cracked videos IMO.

@startown4814

7 жыл бұрын

kinda just wanted to give him a hug in the end

@CallsignMisery

7 жыл бұрын

I couldn't agree more. Very well spoken and his commentary at the end spoke volumes about how little people understand what our soldiers are going through.

@JoshuaCasper

7 жыл бұрын

agreed

This guy is really good, I hope to see him in more solo videos.

@1035TheIce

6 жыл бұрын

GreatgoatonFire but was he AIRBORNE?!

The closing remarks were...what I have tried to explain to people for years. Thank you for articulating that in the most respectful way possible. Thank you

I'm highly confident that Chris Hedges was talking about how the rush of battle is an addiction for the military-industrial-congressional complex, since this is exactly the kind of thing he would say.

@ratholin

2 жыл бұрын

he's a journalist and a clergyman. His job is always to lie to people and hope enough agree with him that he gets paid.

@marcusguanio1290

2 жыл бұрын

@@ratholin Did the writer of Generation Kill intentionally lie in order to be paid big bucks? No. It could be that he has different experiences from the other Journalist who was in a similar war, and most articles are written with either objective or subjective facts. One could have been there to showcase the horrors of war, and another to showcase how the veterans are handling their situations; may it be for the better or worse. Subjective Facts is what separates a good and bad journalist, that's for sure.

It's refreshing to see a new genuine person on camera. The sarcastic assholes they usually have talking about some clickbait bullshit is alright but this guy I would like to see way more.

@evanwheeler634

7 жыл бұрын

MagicLaMa I think the others can be genuine, but this guy got to actually appear genuine on camera due to the topic

@zbsz92

7 жыл бұрын

MagicLaMa It looks you're the person he referred to when he said "listen to people bitch and complain for every little thing" this guy is more genuine and not sarcastic cause this is a serious and genuine topic, not pop culture because complaining about pop culture is so dumb cracked knows this and the make it extra sarcastic for your entertainment

@dragonfruitkokiri8071

7 жыл бұрын

Probably the best Cracked video I've ever seen

@WouterCloetens

7 жыл бұрын

MagicLaMa I have a dark suspicion that after spending some time with the other Cracked staff, he'll find their clickbait moaning about trivial things unbearable and sign up for another tour...

@umjackd

7 жыл бұрын

There's room enough for both. It's not like the Internet has only so much space for content.

I trully enjoyed a military video without fake patriotism and empty words like: "We're fighting for our loves ones", "We fight for the good against the evil people", .... This is just a soldier, talking about his regular job. This guy respects the enemy, and understand that they are doing their job too. War is just that, trying to survive and keeping your friends alive. Nothing more. Nothing less.

@paulmartin591

7 жыл бұрын

Bravo That kind of mindless, "Just doing my job." attitude is what keeps our perpetual war machine moving. I wish soldiers would wake up and realize they're being used to preserve a global corporate hegemony.

@danielbravoval

7 жыл бұрын

I'm not saying it's good or bad. It's just reality. And when a soldier fights after the courtain of an ideology/patriotism is when he is able to perform the most horrible acts. They are comminting horror because of a "good purpose". Accepting that it is just his job, results in a more human behaviour. That is what happened in the 1WW when soldiers stop hating the enemy and the cry for peace was loudest.

@DocFeelGood4

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah. The banks, politicians, rich fuckers playing us like pawns... all true... but guess what. The war is going to happen wether you support it or not. So you can either bitch and moan about how "above it" you are and everyone else just isn't as "woke" as you. OR since its happening ANYWAY, you can join in with the guys you went to school with, grew up in the same neighborhood as, played video games online with.

@tryomama

7 жыл бұрын

Bravo because of that. there is no point for a war. everyone just wanted to survive.

@m1rock

6 жыл бұрын

That whole view of yours is typical of someone who doesn't understand what its like to serve in the military. Looking at the big picture conspiracy while failing to see the individual experience. So your deployed to some shit hole and your job is to basically bring stability to a certain town or area in Iraqistan or whatever. Your not sitting there going "oh muh global corporate hegemony." Your going, how do I stop these assholes from putting bombs on the road of this town we are trying to protect. How do we keep them from terrorizing the people, cutting the village leaders head off, or burning down the school we just built for them because they don't want women to be educated. Try looking at it from another perspective rather then just assuming your "above it" to even try.

I was a 91a when I was in, I think it is a 68w now. I have never seen a "realistic" war film. If there was such a thing I would have no desire to see it.

"All Quiet on the Western Front" 1930

This is my first post ever after watching KZread for years. A 3-time vet myself, and I loved everything this guys had to say. I miss serving my Marines in battle and in the rear on a daily basis, and not because I was addicted to the rush, but because my purpose was to care for the men on the battlefield, Marines, enemy combatants, and non-combatants alike. Thanks for this video and your device brother. And thank you to each vet and active duty serving.

@agilemind6241

7 жыл бұрын

This is an honest question (not snide or sarcastic). But why do you think that same feeling doesn't exist in civilian life? and is there anyway it could be?

@LadyArtemis2012

7 жыл бұрын

I don't think it exists to the same extent in civilian life because the stakes aren't as high. When you work an office job and you don't get a project done on time, there ARE consequences, but rarely does someone die. In forward deployed roles, it's easy for small things to make a difference between life and death. Now, this isn't true for everyone in the military just like it isn't true for all civilians. There are military members who will serve long and meaningful careers and never make a decision that puts someone's life on the line. After all, the military employees its own musicians, photographers, human resources, etc. All of those are very important jobs but you're unlikely to ever get shot at. By the same token, being a EMT, a firefighter, or a police officer can carry a similar sense of responsibility. I'm not saying those are the only examples, they are just the ones that come most immediately to mind.

@hawkeyepierce9794

7 жыл бұрын

Love baby! That's how I describe it. Maybe I'm just being sentimental but I've never loved my coworkers except when I was in.

@violentdelights56james82

7 жыл бұрын

I'll thank the men and women not the uniforms they wear.

@Cristov123

7 жыл бұрын

"I missed serving my Marines in battle and in the rear on a daily basis..." Maybe it's the Army vet in me, or I'm just a dirty person, but holy shit that sounds so nasty haha. I laughed at that for about ten minutes.

HOLY SHIT BRING THIS GUY BACK PLEASE. I just want to hear him speak more. He is so clearly intelligent, has been through so much, yet has such a beautiful sense of humour about it all. PLEASE give him a regular video series. Call it "Full Mental Jacket" or something.

@JayDaPeace

7 жыл бұрын

Saving Private Christian

@JayDaPeace

7 жыл бұрын

The ImmiChristian Game?

@KatKomodo

7 жыл бұрын

I love this guy too

@bryanjeffrey7312

7 жыл бұрын

I'd like this more if I could.

@SJ-oi7tk

6 жыл бұрын

One glitch: The Hedges quote is about war reporters, not soldiers. And Hedges is a war reporter, a very experienced and award-winning war reporter. I'm not surprised that this commentator didn't know where the original quote was from... but it's another example of inaccuracy by the makers of The Hurt Locker.

I was swedish military, deployed to Afghanistan and recently Mali. Last part was exactly what I felt like made me go back. This video makes me very happy someone talked about this.

Personally I feel like Jarhead was the closest to my experience. I was deployed to Kuwait in 2003 at age 21 all pumped up and ready to spread American freedom. Qualified on the M2(.50 machine gun) Spent the entire time building base camps all over the country and didn't fire my weapon once.

This guy is a keeper. I can take only so much smug from the rest.

@mirmalchik

7 жыл бұрын

Hey, DOB's not smug.

@remibouchard7591

7 жыл бұрын

I liked his realness too but he lost me when he tried to mock Chris Hedges at the end, he was a war correspondent for about half of his life, he saw more conflicts than the guy in the video, in Central America, the Balkans (twice) & the Middle East. And he saw the war from a more objective perspective. If he'd bothered to research Hedges and where the quote comes from (other than just wikipedia him and stop at 10 secs), he'd have realized Hedges has the same perspective about war : you go back because you don't fit in at home anymore, it's the same feeling for war correspondents. The quote is a distortion from what he actually said, but it still sorta stands

@martinsharrett1872

7 жыл бұрын

hand solo - maybe you could share the actual quote so the rest of us can judge for ourselves...?

@remibouchard7591

7 жыл бұрын

Originally from one of his books, not sure which one but he talks about the same point (the addiction of warzones) in this lecture : /watch?v=nzNhsNHg7PI. He talks about his experience as foreign correspondent at 33:06

Been deployed in Afghanistan. That last part was absolutely spot on.

@nunliski

4 жыл бұрын

You're a piece of shit if you think that it's a good thing.

@turbofox23

4 жыл бұрын

@@nunliski what

@youropinionistrash666

4 жыл бұрын

@@nunliski I agree. You people are insane if you think being a soldier and risking your life is in any way, shape or form positiv. Flying around the world to a place far from the USA and fighting against people....

@Joeysaladslover

4 жыл бұрын

Igrams fighting for your country is insane? How fucking stupid can you be?

@LTirishkeg

4 жыл бұрын

Can Confirm. The hardest part is the purpose.

Hurt locker is often misunderstood, although unrealistic, you have to remember he didn't care or fear, for his life, he took extra risks

For all it got wrong, it absolutely nailed the environment of an Iraqi street. The garbage everywhere, the paranoia of walking that street with people who could end up killing you. Just the utter fear and breakdown of the psyche of going through it daily was well shown. But ironically life was so much simpler over there. Here it feels like we have no purpose. No direction. I dreaded every deployment, even hated it while there. But with hindsight you realize the guys you were with are closer friends than you could ever hope to find here. We laughed, fought, and cried together and I wouldn't trade those moments for anything.

@KarmaTiger

4 жыл бұрын

It was virtually the same in Yugo. Just less sandy.

@davidv.1228

Жыл бұрын

Yeah no shit its garbage everywhere. Is it maybe because there is a fucking war in there? Also im interested why would they want to kill a foreign soldier in their homeland.

Jesus... that shit got deep at the end.

@lamecomment8884

6 жыл бұрын

Jeez*

@sours4g181

6 жыл бұрын

War is deep it makes you disappear and a completely new person appears. This new person doesn't give a shit often.

@boydhopkins4319

6 жыл бұрын

I'll say Jesus if I want to.

@Mr9Guns

6 жыл бұрын

For real man but it sums up the feeling perfectly.

god damn that ending. i'm detecting a 97% level of realness

@mattporter5377

7 жыл бұрын

He hit the nail on the head on that one. That was coming from the heart.

@PassiveDestroyer

7 жыл бұрын

You are goddamned right about that!

@jonramsey36

7 жыл бұрын

maybe a bit of his reflection is relevant to the rest of the cracked team... Very different tone and message than everyone else from Cracked. It's good, brings fresh perspective.

@Steve211Ucdhihifvshi

7 жыл бұрын

i Agree this guy is the only one worth listening to on cracked.

You should have read "War is a force that gives us meaning" from C. Hedges, you're mistaken, 1. he was a war correspondent, 2. that quote was pulled out of context, and is also one of the most ambiguous quotes from the book, which is probably why they took it... the whole point that Hedges is trying to make is that war gives meaning, i.e. purpose... what he calls a "drug" is an ideological "drug", that of heroism and nationalism... btw., great video!

@KarmaTiger

4 жыл бұрын

Yes yes, we understood it was a metaphorical drug not a literal one. But those of us who have been to war generally agree with what was said at the close of this video.

@mssonoma1

4 жыл бұрын

i think that only furthers the point that Hurt Locker doesn't truly understand the reasons why a soldier like the main guy would continue to go back ie they take a quote out of context to make a point that isnt true. But I am sad he didn't look up the whole quotation to give Hedges some credit

Wow, this was amazing! Thank you 🙏 Please do more of these.

Pls stay more often in front of the camera nice voice and mature presence

@MrOzzification

7 жыл бұрын

Amaretto I was actually pleasantly surprised that for once there wasn't the usual forced awkward, ironic meme culture humour. Unfortunately its likely this guy was just here to compare the movie against his personal experience so I doubt we'll see him again

@elanasilverman1107

7 жыл бұрын

I confess I do think the editor guy IS funny, and absolutely a real talent. But this new(er) guy, I agree - we need some new kinds of funny, and this guy is that and GIVE US MORE.

@Windrammer

6 жыл бұрын

Big dick too

@tonypeppermint5329

6 жыл бұрын

jay kj Damn, he was fun to watch.

@Niom_Music

6 жыл бұрын

Amaretto Yeah! I want more vids with this guy.

As a vet of Afghanistan I will have to say he's spot on. War for me was being needed and respected having been part of a greater mission. When I came home civilian life in America was Then and still is , just surviving paying bills and waiting for death. That's why I would go back in a second. Also the brothers and sisters I was with are more family than my own. And most of us feel the same.

@godzilladestroyscities1757

5 жыл бұрын

Feel the same. I got a degree after and have a cozy corporate job. I don't worry about bills because I make enough to not worry. It's not the same. Just waiting for death. I guess I can get married and have kids in the mean time.

@juanshaftpatel7488

5 жыл бұрын

you were probably a pog

@godzilladestroyscities1757

5 жыл бұрын

@@juanshaftpatel7488 Probably not. No point in arguing over the internet. Showing you my DD214 would not sway your opinion. Keep your head down, don't cause trouble. I hope you make E5.

@thejamesperson2822

5 жыл бұрын

Great speech. Thank you for your service.

@triskyt

5 жыл бұрын

Its a goddam movie not a documentary. Jesus christ

I love the speech that you gave at the end bro about the war and what really matters when you're there

I know I’m WAY behind on this but at 3:40 I just want to say that it doesn’t add up like that. It’s closer to 100lbs by wire

Literally loved how real that ending was

@sanityisrelative

7 жыл бұрын

+

@romanfox5368

6 жыл бұрын

You're not using the word liter... oh...wait... Carry on...

Holy shit the last part gave me goosebumps...

@lawsil1

6 жыл бұрын

Jacob Koseda Andersen same dude

@adrianwalker8154

6 жыл бұрын

😈😈😈

@MusicForTheBroken

6 жыл бұрын

Jacob Koseda Andersen the truth should always give you Goosebumps

I can tell this was a deep topic for you, Thankyou for sharing and helping me and others understand the topic and the mental effects of combat.

8:32 Finally someone set it right. I’ve been more comfortable sleeping in a hole in the ground than in an memory foam mattress in a house .

Wow, that got really heavy at the end there.

@ThePaulgillett

7 жыл бұрын

It's hard to explain.

@griplove

7 жыл бұрын

Maybe, but he did a pretty good job.

@HanS_YoL0

7 жыл бұрын

Shawn Ravenfire I just postes this exact comment. Then scrolled down and saw yours

@martinsharrett1872

7 жыл бұрын

Shawn Ravenfire - it should be pretty heavy. if you want to make a movie about war and your intent is to tell a compelling story or make a political/moral statement that's fine. create a fantasy land with a fantasy war and go nuts. but don't try to shoehorn some fantasy or agenda based garbage in something that really happened. it would be like me making a movie and calling it your autobiography only I make it "Shawn ravenfire is Jack the ripper", "based on a true story!". I mean... "some" of it is true right? so technically that's a legit statement...

@ShawnRavenfire

7 жыл бұрын

idiot number3 I AM Jack the Ripper! Mwahahahaha!

Wow, that ending hits hard.

9:23 "your purpose is to do exactly what humans have been doing since the begining kill each other"

Thank you for your service and perspective

I'm convinced that "The Hurt Locker", and "American Sniper" for that matter, wouldn't have been nearly as successful as it was had it been made at any other point in time. Its release coincided with the return of thousands of veterans from Iraq and Afghanistan and drew entirely from the misplaced belief of the American public owed it to those service members to applaud any media that glorified that service. Basically, people got it into their heads that they were obligated to praise it, lest they be seen as "unpatriotic" or "unAmerican" regardless of how the film stood on its own merits.

@epic_clint

7 жыл бұрын

Nastrael Rowe it's odd that you chose that very valid point. It also possible that those returning vets imagined the Hurt Locker as truth themselves. As the host stated, EOD techs are a support element. As is 90% of the military. My numbers may be exaggerated, but on my trips I heard a statistic that for every 1 service member that conducts patrols off the base, there are 4 that never do. Because like this guy, I've always had the same argument about the movie.

@LadyArtemis2012

7 жыл бұрын

Well, part of the success of American Sniper may have been due to those timing instances you mention. However, I think it's more likely because American Sniper didn't take a stance on war itself but just allowed the exploration of how it affects people. A.S. wasn't trying to push a "support war or you're not a patriot" message, nor was it pushing a "all war is evil and those who engage in it lose their soul" message. Instead, it was constrained just to show us the story of one man who went to war and how it affected him. It was a human story with war as a backdrop. Honestly, most of the war movies that people actually remember are like that. People still watch Full Metal Jacket even though the Vietnam War is long since over. I'm not saying that American Sniper is going to be the next FMJ, I just think it may deserve a little more credit than you're giving it.

@epic_clint

7 жыл бұрын

Nastrael Rowe honestly I have never seen American Sniper. I was in Baghdad at the time Chris Kyle's team was over there. I'm not a SEAL, nor have I ever worked with him. I know his story from literature, and feel I don't need to watch that. With that said, I am not talking bad about his movie either.

@christianjadot4459

7 жыл бұрын

Has Clint Eastwood directed a bad film? I even love Gran Torino.

@TimTE01

7 жыл бұрын

That 4th Dirty Harry Film was only so-so.

“The biggest attraction [to war] is purpose, when you’re in a combat zone things become simple. You survive, and you do everything you can to make sure your friends do too. When you’re there, all the nonsense falls away, and you gain a huge amount of perspective for what really matters.” -Christian

Thank you so very very much from the bottom of my heart. I am saying this because my brother has been to Afghanistan multiple times , and my mom is so worried that he is addicted to the rush of war. I have tried so many times to explain but just couldn't get it right, or maybe because it's my mom and i can't tell her much because it would break her heart. i think sometimes people forget not just the soldier who makes a sacrifice,, but their family sacrifices their peace and much more. My mom she suffers enough with her two sons always going off again to another country. this video when i shown it to her helped that light bulb go on and she gets it now... So again Thank you and Thank you also for your service and sacrifice that your family also have made.

The closing section is amazing. Thanks for sharing your perspective!

ever heard of a war documentary called star wars?

@A-G-F-

6 жыл бұрын

Jacob Wilfojac that actually happened, unrespectful prick

@wilfojac9643

6 жыл бұрын

sorry you found my comment dis-respectful, but someone has to raise awareness of that dark part of history that happened long long ago.

@A-G-F-

6 жыл бұрын

Jacob Wilfojac yeah bro, we shall never forget the jedi

@wilfojac9643

6 жыл бұрын

exactly, and of course the Alderaan massacre.

@mohit5496

6 жыл бұрын

best realistic documentary LOL

"It's like, no, most of us have a lot of regard for our own life' Best. Quote. Ever.

this is one of the best commentaries ever

I love the raw honesty. Very well done. :)

More of this guy

@Milkman69ner

7 жыл бұрын

Agreed, more of this guy, with more war related items. He's the best thing I've seen on cracked in a long time, would love some war story segments also.

@Ron4885

7 жыл бұрын

Yes agree. There are far more tears than there are jokes and smiles from grown men in combat. You will change after that.

@specteractual1

7 жыл бұрын

Aaron B I disagreewith the laugh tear thing we just laugh at darker shit that makes others look at us and say wtf is wrong with them

...that ending! Very well made video Cracked, War...War never changes.

@josephallison4302

7 жыл бұрын

Well...you know it does kind of change...

@ZhongliArchonofSwag

7 жыл бұрын

Jason Hayes That always confused me. The opening to Fall out: War... war never changes. The opening to Metal Gear Solid: War... has changed. If War never changes, and yet it has done, what am I supposed to believe anymore!!?

@ianfarrugia4495

7 жыл бұрын

Depends on how you look at it i guess

@numatichades0175

7 жыл бұрын

Jason Hayes Jesus christ shut the fuck up

@pain517

7 жыл бұрын

Demon Emperor Void Swag I think the difference between the two is in metal gear it's more about the technology being used during war so in that perspective war has changed but in fallout it's more about what happens during war which is just people killing each other so with that point of view war hasn't changed and will never change.

your ending was awesome. mic drop worthy. thanks guy, take care

the guy you quoted.. well hes a embedded journalist.. hes not a soldier, but afai he was in war as a journalist with an unit for years.. in battles. just without weapons

...damn, this guy was good. And that ending was equal parts moving from him and surprisingly tasteful from whoever does the video editing/approval from Cracked. It's probably not really worth hoping for, but maybe this is a sign of some actual self-awareness from Cracked about the increasing pile of insufferable whining that waaaaaay too many of their videos tend towards. Having a soldier talk about a movie that received unfounded praise for its accuracy in depicting soldiers is great. Having a random guy talk about how he knows all video gamers are all violence junkies because he likes video games, too, is...less so. It's basically the "hav[ing] to listen to people bitch and complain about every little thing" bit from the closing monologue.

@electricbayonet2

7 жыл бұрын

...okay? Considering that the only other video I referred to was posted well into the past, I have no idea what you're supposed to be talking about. And no, "If you don't like it, don't watch it" isn't a defense for a video. Sure, if I had the option of purging my brain of whatever I saw in it, then maybe that would be on the table, but it isn't. So instead, I just get to react to rather than retroactively destroy whatever I've watched. ...and as a side note, consider how awful "Nobody forced you to watch it" is as a defense. I would *hope* not. That's barely a step above "But it isn't hurting anyone." It's not a defense. It's the equivilant of "Eat your dinner because there are starving children in Africa."

@ElectronicCalifornia

7 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't get into an argument with Chinedu Opera. He's not playing with a full deck of cards.

@dvklaveren

7 жыл бұрын

+Chinedu Opara You are complaining that Cracked videos shouldn't be criticized, because they complain about free/paid stuff, for free. The literal audience, dude, is people who want critical views on things so they can develop their own critical outlook on things. I started watching Cracked for After Hours. Now, three years later, I realize that the things that they complain about in most of their videos or analyses that they make in their videos aren't accurate at all to the source material. They make you think, but they're not meant to be an accurate representation of the truth. As +ElectricBayonet2 was saying, Cracked is a site about critiquing _stuff_ . Any stuff. And the presentor in this video is using that fact to reflect that, to a soldier like himself, it can be grating to have people create problems about shit that doesn't matter.

@dvklaveren

7 жыл бұрын

***** If anything, it praised Cracked, dude. And it's an expression of opinion, it's not a motion for changes to be made.

@GuylainGreer

7 жыл бұрын

Complaining and criticizing may or may not change anything, but thinking and reflecting on new points of view can change _our own_ outlook on parts of our lives. That's what I like about about this video, it's a point of view that I would never hear about if people like this didn't share it with us, for us.

Bit of a correction here guys, but Chris Hedges (the quote guy), was a war journalist for like a decade also in Iraq. Knowing the types of people that become war journalists, I can tell you that their perspective tends to be pretty relevant.

@creamithmanning2632

7 жыл бұрын

vvdp15 Like Brian Willams! ;)

@martinthecharlatan9767

7 жыл бұрын

JonTron Brian is an American hero! Who else would be brave enough to lie about being in danger in a war zone?!

@TheBoxOfCreativity

7 жыл бұрын

G L Wil wait, were you the host of the video?

@EmpressLeana

7 жыл бұрын

Martin the Charlatan Bill O'Reilly

@MrDestroyedSoulx

7 жыл бұрын

No kidding. His objection to the quote doesn't even make a lot of sense cause the central premise of the book the quote is from is as follows according to wikipedia "In the book, Hedges draws on classical literature and his experiences as a war correspondent to argue that war seduces entire societies, creating fictions that the public believes and relies on to continue to support conflicts. He also describes how those who experience war may find it exhilarating and addictive. The book was a finalist for the National Book Critics Circle Award for Nonfiction and a Los Angeles Times Best Book of the Year, as well as a national bestseller. Hedges writes in the Introduction that he wrote the book "not to dissuade us from war but to understand it... - so that we, who wield such massive force across the globe, see within ourselves the seeds of our own obliteration." [1] Reviewer Abraham Verghese concludes that "war's seduction and inevitability and sometimes even necessity are a recurring theme in this book." [2] What he described seemed to be what the quote was trying to say that some veterans went back again and again because they felt a sense of purpose and sometimes exhilarating and addictiveness to it. Seems to me he wanted to say HIS experience and the people HE KNEW gives him the right to say that no vet would feel that way. Also I'm pretty sure that the movie is not trying the average bomb disarmer obviously the movie is creating a story and narrative of a guy who doesn't seem to value his life much. Not to mention his talking about breaking army regulations by taking someone hostage? I've never served but it seems to me based on history and what happens during war people commit far worse offenses that are considered war crimes but they aren't usually held accountable for it.

Exactly! Especially the bit about perspective. Thank you.

Excellent video and very well narrated. Thank you for shedding realism into the flick.

This guy should have a series on war movies or something. He's pretty good.

@electrocanman

7 жыл бұрын

Oh hell yes!

@dogestranding5047

7 жыл бұрын

Illier1 Pretty good

And to think I was recently very close to unsubbing from this channel (After Hours and OPCD kept me from doing so). I was getting pretty tired of smarmy milennials forcing their naive opinions down my throat. Cracked, you hit it out of the park with this guy. Thanks for getting it right and putting this guy on your channel and giving an opportunity for the veteran community to be heard (outside of our own tight knit community). Great video!

@johnmyers4555

7 жыл бұрын

austind999 How is you clicking on a video "forcing their opinions down your throat"? Why are there so many of you entitled snowflakes here I just don't get it?

@mickeyoconway4067

7 жыл бұрын

Don Victus Seriously? It's a valid point. I'm a veteran too, and I DID unsubscribe due to their having shoveled their blatantly biased regressive leftist bullshit in everyone's faces for popularity. We represent a customer base, and they flipped the script on some of us one day when they decided to stop being funny and to instead try to influence the election with lies and half-truths. I'm also a business owner in an artificial field. If you think someone expressing their opinion as a customer, to a company, in that company's public forum makes them "entitled," then you might misunderstand how market research and customer feedback work to improve products in a capitalist society. If anything, speaking up when you dislike a change in the direction of this company's content actually helps them out.

@austind999

7 жыл бұрын

x2

@austind999

7 жыл бұрын

LOL! Snowflake? You keep using this word. I do not think it means what you think it means. Back to your mother's basement with you, troll.

@batterylevellow5473

7 жыл бұрын

austind999 But they're forcing their options smarmingly.

This video is incredible, especially the part at the end.

I still revisit this video from time to time for the ending. Great stuff, hope he's doing well

I thought it was obvious that Jeremy Renner's character was meant to be a total toolbag and the movie showed very realistic consequences to very action movie -style a acts. When I did my tour, my comrades and I watched the movie. We loved it. Really. But there were so many things we just shook our heads at, or rather, laughed about (we were having fun, don't judge us) while other things were really great because they were quite realistic. The sniper scene never gave us the distance that the ambushers were away, so they needn't be actual snipers if it were only 200-300 meters and they shot many times to hit far fewer enemies until they had gotten them all. They were capable of assisting each other because they were familiar with the general concepts. Only when they hit the very last one that ran away, was I taken out of the experience, cause hitting moving targets with such a slow firing weapon is very difficult. Also, given how the sunlight angle had changed, I assumed our gang of idiot heroes had waited for hours for fear there might be more trying to wait it out and get the jump on them once the heroes try to move away. The idiot squad really had the sun-battered and exhausted look at the end of it. Also, the british guys were mercenaries, not SAS. (they might have been former SAS, but that is a different point and up for debate) At the very beginning, I also found it very strange that there was not at least half a battalion worth of people securing the area, so the EOD could work safely. Same thing in that place with the bomb in the corpse of the kid, though there I will admit it was clear to show the very real tension of clearing a house with characters we were already invested in. When Renner's character went out on his without telling anyone to find out more about the dead kid (very movie- style thing to do), everything he did basically backfired. The whorehouse thing mainly served to keep the movie going, because it would be really unsatisfying to end the movie there. I assumed the adrenaline thing was talking about Renner's character specifically as the every other soldier shown is shown to be quite different in their behaviour and motivations. To summarize and conclude, to me, the movie was basically a parody without being funny (a deconstruction, is that the term?) of your usual fare in action movies and video games. A very, very good movie to be sure (I watched it many times and will probably do so again^^) On a final note, to the presenter and writer of this episode. 1) great work showing those glaring flaws 2) thanks for taking time out of your personal life to make an effort to actually educate the general population, I really liked what you did here and I respect you for it

@DeeDubbCubing

6 жыл бұрын

Small note: If the target was 200-300m, they would not need to be assisted to be able to hit. 300m targets are part of the marksmanship qualifications. I went through AIT at the same school as IED (Redstone Arsenal, AL), and we had basic marksmanship training. In my entire time of service, I never learned even the basic concepts of sniping or assisting with sniping.

@daraptor0

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah he wouldn't NEED to be assisted, but it wouldn't hurt either. I qualified marksmen in the AF (its only AF small arms training but it's still annual but only 63 rounds are actually scored against your qualification I hit 62 the last time I did M4. The rest are practice or familiarization, for instance the gasmask portion isn't scored.) I would say the basic concepts of assisting are self evident, you missed, shot landed a few inches to the right ect. Even if the targets were 500m out you wouldn't need to be some sniper god to hit them, after all its possible to hit that with iron sights if you take your time.

@Andy-yw4fc

6 жыл бұрын

I don't want to discount your experience as you are apparently an ammo guy (Redstone was part one of our training and the most minuscule part. Also, we continue to train after we graduate....) but we are all trained on the Barrett as it is part of our tools. I can't say for everyone but my company all qualified on it (assisting and all). Also, man redstone was a weird steam punk nightmare right?

@DeeDubbCubing

6 жыл бұрын

Hi Andy, I didn't know that you were trained on the Barrett. That's cool. I honestly never even saw one in person my entire time in. Yeah, Redstone was such a weird little base, haha.

@shaunmadison99

6 жыл бұрын

thank you guys for serving

Santa isn't what?!?!?

@jqyhlmnp

5 жыл бұрын

Elemer San Miguel don’t worry

@lilgsq

5 жыл бұрын

Don't worry he's just kidding

@woody9278

5 жыл бұрын

It was just a joke ok, he didn't mean it

@scipioafricanus5871

5 жыл бұрын

Oh dear.

@SScozzari

5 жыл бұрын

Elemer San Miguel the profile picture makes this comment for me

Another problem with the sniping scene is that the rifle they use, a Barrett, is an anti-material rifle, not a precision sniper rifle. Now, I know that Barrett’s sometimes get pushed into sniping roles, but a British Special Forces team would have a precision rifle, most likely an Accuracy International AWM

Thankyou! 👏👏👏 ! 13 Delta fire direction specialist 2 months after a.i.t. boom training to go in country ...15 months in the sand box broke up into 7.5 month intervals again trained to be artillery didnt do it 1 day (cleared building, went on patrol, set up post, help to deliver materials in some cases) Look im from Detroit and thought i had seen everything but mentally theres no preparing yourself you theres alot of evil in the world...I wont sit here and tell u every day was just mess because we enjoyed our self any way we could in are down time...But missing your family and then u get home and have to realize and try to get back to being the person you were something that your love ones recognize because u dont see the change in yourself because everyone your around prior to being state side is in the shit with you and share a similar mentality.....And everyone deals with it differently coming home having to try to blend ...long story short yeah thia movie shit

This guy is a win for the channel.

@jonathananonymouse7685

7 жыл бұрын

A BIG win!

@Unown_B

6 жыл бұрын

hmmmm nah.... his head is too rectangular.

@Hendrik-Jan1111

6 жыл бұрын

auhauhauha

Chris Hedges based his experience from the tragedy he witnessed in Yugoslavia and the 15 years he spent as a war correspondent for the NY Times. Many of the soldiers did agree and support the idea of war being a drug. You don't have to think about life, you just have to fight to live or die.

@darrinbarnett9873

7 жыл бұрын

Thank you for seeing clearly

@RohannvanRensburg

7 жыл бұрын

True. I think the idea of "you weren't a soldier so you can't ever comment" is precisely the kind of in-group mentality the army can breed, and it's a rather dangerous one.

@Innomen

7 жыл бұрын

This.

@codyaylesworth4055

7 жыл бұрын

BURN1NG CHR0ME It's not that civilians can't have an opinion, it's that they can never fully understand those who serve. The camaraderie, the support, the sense of purpose, among other things are why many Vets feel lost after they retire. Honestly, the amount of bullshit that we have to deal with on a daily bases is enough to make somebody's head explode, yet we continue to do it.

@bigmekboy175

7 жыл бұрын

As a former infantry soldier I can tell you that journalists usually don't understand whats going on over there. I'm sure that a few of them are different and I don't know enough about what Chris Hedges actually did over there but I can tell you that a lot of the information that other reporters put out is blatantly wrong and they usually interview those that are either cracking or bullshit artists. Why you ask? Because they're far more quotable and sell the story everyone wants to hear. As for Chris Hedges himself, the man describes himself as a socialist, nothing in the wikipedia page or a (admittedly brief) search showed him actually going to the front lines during his reporting, and he discussed the massive "human cost" to the war before it had even started. He also described himself and other reporters as "hostages to the military" during the war. I'm not saying he was wrong about the war, but none of that background says that he understands soldiers nor has he really been with the infantry when they were getting shot at. Examples of reporters getting the story wrong: During the initial invasion I saw a reporter talking about how close he was to the front lines while a line of Paladins passed him. Paladins look like tanks but they're actually artillery units, if they're in the front lines someone seriously screwed up. When my team was transferred to gate guard duty they had me setup behind my 240 and pretend to scan the horizon with it. Unless we had a certifiable threat or we were cleaning it we never even touched the thing and we'd never scan the horizon with it unless we were getting ready to shoot someone with it. A huge stink was made about a soldier shooting an "unarmed prisoner." What wasn't reported about the soldier in question was that his team wasn't the team that initially cleared that room and he'd lost a good buddy the day before due to a suicide bomber that had played possum in a situation very similar to that one. Judging by the reporting it sounded like a soldier just started shooting a prisoner for shits and grins when in reality he panicked when the prisoner moved. Not saying he was right for doing that, but I can understand how it could happen in the heat of the moment. If you can't, then I know for a fact that you've never been in a situation like that.

Thanks for working at cracked and doing an awesome video and for your service

This has to be the most down to earth cracked video i have seen yet.

I am a Marine vet with 3 deployments... 2 Iraq and 1 Afghanistan. I love your perspective and truth to this subject. One of my favorite movies is Full Metal Jacket. In which I feel the most realistic thing about it was the first seen.

@disco1974ever

6 жыл бұрын

My thoughts on his views:" Yeh sure I don't doubt your authenticity at all. But FFS when are we gonna expect the same standard of judgement of soldiers that we do of politicians? Iraq was a BS war. Afghanistan became a BS war by the time the Iraq War began. We wouldn't have empathy for Vets if THEY had taken responsibility for the horrors of war by NOT joining/re-enlisting into BS wars. In one day in 2003 there were 5- MILLION PEOPLE PLUS Protests held around the world. We all knew Iraq was BS war. Politicians will always fight these wars if they're allowed to take our taxes and young people agree to fight. I don't have sympathy for USA soldiers, they either know they are fighting BS wars or they don't and I strongly oppose them and until I see evidence that changes my mind, I sympathise with civilians who had nothing to do with this, who are dying, unprotected in their homes. Not the troops in MRAPS, body armour and drones looking out for them.

@cedcole702

6 жыл бұрын

Don't confuse the senders with the sendees---The soldiers do not pick the war--politicians who have never served or have not served in many decades pick the war. A Serviceperson's job is to go where sent , complete the mission and survive with unit intact--that is all. You don't disobey, you don't question, and you don't do what you want--that is why Sgt. Bergdahl is on trial.

@disco1974ever

6 жыл бұрын

+Ced Cole. No. I fundamentally disagree. Firstly do you think the same of the German soldiers forcing Jews to force Jewish children into furnaces? Maybe 2 generations ago, the politicians could effectively control the information about the conflict that the soldiers did not know the real facts about the conflict. That isn't the case now, it hasn't been since Vietnam. We all knew Iraq was an illegal invasion. On one day 5 million + people protested in 5 cities against the war. Soldiers who signed up later than 2002 had easy access to information about the conflicts they were joining up to fight in. Worse for those who joined up after no WMDs were found. If they joined prior to a conflict, hoping to only serve in defense of their country and then..later are sent to a conflict..sure they can't be expected go AWOL on principle. That isn't the case of USA Military. USA has been at war for 98% of it's existence and except for an hr in December 1941, they haven't ever fought in DEFENSE of USA. Since 2002 has been a rolling global campaign that pays disregards all laws on war and the US Constitution on declaring war. Every person joining the US military since then have access to information to understand that and they still join. They join in the knowledge the US military are fighting illegal, unconstitutional wars. That is their choice, it is their responsibility. If enough Americans refuse to join when politicians declare illegal wars, then the politicians won't be able to start illegal wars. All US troops fighting today are equally as responsible for these illegal wars and the suffering that results,as the politicians.

@BertKnabe

6 жыл бұрын

Don't be misled into thinking too few volunteers will stop wars. They'll just start pulling draft numbers and calling people in against their will. Or call up more National Guard units. Or both.

@Bobo-ei1xn

6 жыл бұрын

Full metal jacket is amazing

Children of Men reminded me constantly of my deployment. Especially the end. Desperate chaos saturated in helplessness. people grabbing at you and begging as parts of the dangle on loose threads of flesh.

@sunshinepurple1043

7 жыл бұрын

I cried so bad when I watched that movie. Amidst the anger, hate, and chaos all sides agreed on one thing. That child was the only hope for humanity. The scene where the chaos stopped to let them pass was incredibly powerful

@MichaelAPede

7 жыл бұрын

William Galaini Children of Men, while great, is meant as social commentary, not an attempt to be faux documentary as "War movies" are. Good try though, and anyone who sees this post should consider watching Children of Men over Hurt Locker any day.

@sunshinepurple1043

7 жыл бұрын

Michael Pede True. I mention it only because I don't watch war movies very often.

I love what you just did , thanks for the info and your sacrifice

Good video. Much respect to you my brother. I see the pain in your eyes and it does get better.

This guy is good. Please do Black Hawk Down next.

@kingnothing3523

6 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah. And maybe Full Metal Jacket (just the boot camp parts of the movie; we all know everything else is BS).

@0ooTheMAXXoo0

6 жыл бұрын

That one is actually touted as being based on reality.

@hiddenhundred8565

6 жыл бұрын

well it is only because the incident did happen on the specific operation and they did get a good amount right they did leave out a lot of other things and focused on the American forces a bit to much because it was not the US or UN that saved them it was if I remember this correctly a Pakistani force that was stationed in the area or some trained forces in the area. also just a personal thing they hardly used the little birds while in the book and with what actually happened they were used constantly.

@toastedapple3013

6 жыл бұрын

No joke I actually met the commander from black hawk down, and I mean the real commander not the actor. He was a cool guy

@Reimastered

6 жыл бұрын

Scottyplo BHD was based off of actual events. That's like saying "Do American sniper next"

HAHA, I have to agree, I am an Iraq vet, and I have never seen a movie that reflects the military accurately . In fact often the comedies come closer.

@CristianRamirez-lu4bi

6 жыл бұрын

Nick Usalis Knight Stripes was always a favorite

@tnickknight

6 жыл бұрын

Gerry Buckets no they can still be a movie and accurately reflect life. Wow, your not to sharp

@Collegia_Titanica

6 жыл бұрын

Look at Generation Kill, it's a series, it's very accurate and you will enjoy it :))

@IncognitoSprax

6 жыл бұрын

Nick Usalis Knight If movies do that then less people will join. Army needs bodies!

@tnickknight

6 жыл бұрын

Very Good Point!

Sincerely- thank u for ur service..

Thank you for your service. My grandfather was in the battle of normandy the second day..my dad said he would never talk about it. My dad was in the army as well and was set for deployment in vietnam but nixon stopped sending troops right before he was supposed to go..hes told me he had friends that went...and alot of them never made it home...

Iraq vet here, Blackhawk Down is the most realistic war movie I have seen.

@godzilladestroyscities1757

5 жыл бұрын

If you take the idealism away of the actors about how they're noble people, then yes. The infantry is full of killers, not knights that protect society.

@s.a.8548

5 жыл бұрын

They did the whole "Americans are heroes and saviors of all mankind" bullshit but other than that it was pretty good.

@lancescott6513

5 жыл бұрын

13 hours

@clintonbeene504

5 жыл бұрын

SrgGoofy Not necessarily. I’d have to say Full Metal Jacket is at least fairly accurate in its portrayal of 1960s-1970s Boot Camp. Definitely more accurate than the soldiers removing their CIF gear before a combat op in BHD.

@rickynuckles5454

5 жыл бұрын

Fucking LOVE that movie

I appreciate the hell outta this video.

That got deep, and fast. Well put.

Wow, I was not expecting this when I clicked on the video. Cracked is usually heavy on snark and sarcasm which I love. This was not any of those. This was powerful and I applaud the team member who created and started in this for sharing his perspective with us. Thank you.

When I was deployed IEDs were mostly found by, infantry patrols, route clearance (combat engineers, MPs) or convoys. I was a M2 gunner on a convoy escort team (gun trucks) in a MRAP. EOD was called out usually with an escort of their own. When they went to work they had their escort, and our gun trucks securing the site. EOD also uses robots a lot more than that movie showed. Explosions in war movies would have killed almost every main character in every movie if they were that close. In movies the explosion itself is exaggerated while the shockwave, which is what kills you along with shrapnel, is almost non existent.

@godzilladestroyscities1757

5 жыл бұрын

I was in the Infantry. We found a lot of IED's in Iraq. We lost 3 MRAPS to them. A buddy of mine who was the driver of a Bradley got his back burned when an EFP hit the side of the Brad and burned through the hall. EOD never left the wire without us. No one left the wire without us. Someone else's mission was our mission.

@isaiasvalladares4210

5 жыл бұрын

So much information I’m getting from peeps that I’m gonna use in my comic book.

@isaiasvalladares4210

5 жыл бұрын

Are the shockwaves like a wave of wind and various sizes of rocks, glass, metal, and wood that come at you?

@Gucek001

5 жыл бұрын

sudden air pressure change. even when you're relatively "far" - makes your internals wobble and damage.

It pisses me off when people make war seem like some game where you're a total badass and it's the most fun thing ever and killing your enemies is like an even more exciting version of Grand Theft Auto. War is Hell, the worst kind of Hell. You have to go away from you central air and Walmarts to God knows where, you have to follow orders instead of doing whatever the hell you want, you have people trying to kill you and your buddies, and you have to kill capture them. People might think that killing people is fun and invigorating like a real life video game, but then they see their buddy they been hanging out with the past few weeks with a bullet through his head or his limbs scattered here and there behind some ruined building or in a ditch somewhere. They might have to their enemies or innocent civilians in a similar state. They might see kids used by the enemy to smuggle weapons or again, dead somewhere. But no, killing is FUN and war is just an escape from your boring old reality to become a certified badass and is an EXTREME version of everything you see in video games and movies. Except you know, bullets hurt, injuries are devastating, PTSD is a thing, there's no pausing or playing something else for a while when it's not fun anymore, and you don't respawn when you die. Yep, a barrel of fun.

@asuka_the_void_witch

7 жыл бұрын

Why do you think we humans find war cool in games and movies? Obviously there's gotta be a disconnect somewhere. Even the people you mention who don't really consider what war actually is in reality, would probably never enjoy being in a real war. I think it's really interesting and somewhat "shocking" that we are able to compartmentalize fictional violence from real vilence, in that sense.

@PinkSneaselGirl

7 жыл бұрын

We humans are so fascinated by war because fighting to survive is a deep rooted instinct and a natural part of life that we've had the good fortune to not have to worry about in our comfy lives. Fighting and killing and trying not to get killed is something we all know how to do, like fucking or breathing. Just like every animal out there, since its programmed into our primitive lizard brains. Its just that in our society where we're relatively safe from danger, the thought of violence and death is so outside of our realm of experiences that it's become novel almost. Companies dress it up and make it fun and exciting and give it to us spoiled, sheltered, ignorant retards like "Hey, have you heard of this thing called war? Apparently some people in less evolved parts of the world far from anywhere your lazy ass might go fight and kill each over power or money or some shit like that. But you won't care why because look how exciting and flashy and epic I'm making it look for you. Wouldn't you like to experience that kind of excitement for yourself, but in the safety of your own home and without the constant threat of death? Hell, we'll even make death trivial by letting you revive as many times as you want, because that's all death is, a minor inconvenience that might set you back a few minutes until you blow that guy's head off. Oh, did I mention you can blow people's heads off? That's right, you can do that and any sick, twisted, and evil thing your mind can come up with to other people. It's ok though, even though they look just like people they are just random bits of data and images programmed to run around and be walking targets for all of our sick fantasies. And while in real life doing such things would quickly land you in jail, in games there aren't any consequences to doing any of this stuff, and if there are then you can just reset so ha. No one will care if you go out on a killing spree and kill every man woman or child you come across, and truthfully, we encourage that kind of behavior. If we didn't, then we wouldn't have programmed the game that way, though officially it's for 'realism'. No, we just want you to become so desensitized to blood and violence that we just keep shoving these murder simulators out to you month after month and year after year. Because war and violence is a novelty that we sell to you safely to make a quick buck by appealing to your deeply ingrained fight or flight survival instincts. But you don't care about that, since you're too busy checking out how bloody and realistic I'm making these new headshots look. So go out and buy my latest version of Murder Simulator, or maybe check out my new film War is Awesome. Because as far as you fat entitled idiots are concerned, it is. I'm Roger by the way." I'm sorry, I blacked out there for a moment...

@AnthonySforza

7 жыл бұрын

Oddly enough, I was actually watching a movie last night with Ethan Hawke, called Good Kill. I'm not going to say that it was super accurate as having been in the military, there were some things that were off, but he's a drone pilot that used to fly F16s and dying to get back to it. Then, the toll of that, on top of what he sees every day on his screen and what he has to do, in addition to how it's corroding his marriage because he won't talk to his wife and ends up distancing himself from her more and more because he doesn't want to throw the weight of his burden upon her. So... he turns to the bottle. Admittedly, I don't know enough about the program in which to say if these scenarios are worst case for the sensationalism of the movie... or if it's actually worse. Kind of like that movie The Caller with Halle Berry, in which she spent three days in a 911 center and said that so many of the calls were way worse than what was in the movie script. Like there's one point where the Lieutenant Colonel was talking about how one of their guys popped on coke so they were getting a new person. Citing that he was 22 and burned out, so he did a bunch of coke to pop intentionally... finishing with "22 and he 'burned out.' Hell, when I was 22, I was just getting started." Though said in a way he wsn't really surprised, like they may have a high tunrover rate for their job or something, due to these "burnouts." Sure, perhaps it's over dramatizing it, but can you imagine?

@dogestranding5047

7 жыл бұрын

Kathryn Woolfenden What about people who become mercenaries? Like the people from Executive Outcomes and Sandline.

@pooplole

7 жыл бұрын

Saeed Vazirian as if a soldier gets to decide if their country invades another, right. You're an idiot.

Rambo, Commando and Chuck Norris movies are superhero movies lol that made my day😂

Thanks for making this viď dude. That last couple of minutes felt very sincere and poignant.

Years ago I saw "Full Metal Jacket" in a theater when it first came out. I'm not saying it was the best war movie. But a couple Vietnam war vets who were sitting behind me said that during a couple of scenes of being on patrol, that movie came the closest they had seen to capturing the feeling of dread that they had… not seeing the enemy, but knowing that they were being observed and might come under fire any second. For what that is worth.

@Nieghorn

7 жыл бұрын

Platoon?

@guildpilotone

7 жыл бұрын

No, they were talking about Full Metal Jacket.

@Nieghorn

7 жыл бұрын

Fair enough. It's been a while since I saw that film, but didn't remember there being that many (one?) nerve-racking patrols. Much of the movie Platoon features walking through jungle, being unsure if the 'enemy' was watching and if they were going to pounce out.

Would love to see you ripe into American Sniper. Want to see besides the "Drama added" inaccurate, to see the military/reality inaccurate.

@yam83

7 жыл бұрын

Ralph DuBreuil He should do Zero Dark Thirty next. Finish up with Kathryn Bigelow.

@JSReckless

7 жыл бұрын

Ralph DuBreuil As a guy who works in the tech field I could spend hours talking about how shows misrepresent programmers, network engineer, IT security etc.... but I choice not to because that Hollywood for ya

Loved the closing remarks best of all. :)

That last bit, where the honesty came out, was great! We need more honesty in the world.

Thank you for your service. I spent 5 years in Afghanistan with the US Army; you hit the nail on the head. I hope you make more content for cracked.

@disco1974ever

6 жыл бұрын

My thoughts to vets: Yeh sure I don't doubt your authenticity at all. But FFS when are we gonna expect the same standard of judgement of soldiers that we do of politicians? Iraq was a BS war. Afghanistan became a BS war by the time the Iraq War began. We wouldn't have empathy for Vets if THEY had taken responsibility for the horrors of war by NOT joining/re-enlisting into BS wars. In one day in 2003 there were 5- MILLION PEOPLE PLUS Protests held around the world. We all knew Iraq was BS war. Politicians will always fight these wars if they're allowed to take our taxes and young people agree to fight. I don't have sympathy for USA soldiers, they either know they are fighting BS wars or they don't and I strongly oppose them and until I see evidence that changes my mind, I sympathise with civilians who had nothing to do with this, who are dying, unprotected in their homes. Not the troops in MRAPS, body armour and drones looking out for them.

This is the best video Cracked has ever made. Give me less of the smug hipster assholes that are usually in these videos and give me more of this guy.

@alejandromolinac

7 жыл бұрын

Yep... they lost me a long time ago... I was surprised this video showed up in the recommendation

@Nubleborsky

7 жыл бұрын

dey aint lost you, you still watching.

@christianjadot4459

7 жыл бұрын

I gave up on the Cracked website awhile ago, and usually avoid most of their videos. I clicked on this one before I knew it was Cracked, and watched it through despite its brand.

@alejandromolinac

7 жыл бұрын

CallumAnthony93 Like I said... This showed on my watch list... Didn't even know it was them...

@LastBastian

7 жыл бұрын

Same here. Gave up on Cracked a while back, but I was pulled in by the fact that I always thought Hurt locker was overrated. lol This is first time I was actually glad Cracked's click-bate worked on me.

My favorite war movies were my dad's and brother's stories...they always make me laugh and cry, they bring an understanding to what they went through....

Ty for the war movies list at the beginning.