Burt is like that Kid who invites you over to his house to play video games only to make you sit there and watch him

@bunnyluver2176

4 ай бұрын

And talk about himself the whole time 😂

@Magic-gt4pl

4 ай бұрын

Accurate.

@Bokmoh

4 ай бұрын

Yoooo this is so on point 😂

@luking6163

4 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@mrs.h2725

4 ай бұрын

Uh hundred percent lol. Watching him on Rogan is the best cuz Joe will shut his shit down, and Bart pouts like a toddler if he isn’t the center of attention.

My boyfriend showed me one of his stand up sets and im like "so hes just....shirtless and drunk???" Bro we live in FL we get that free lmao

@dawsondetrana5496

4 ай бұрын

You can your boyfriend bro? That's strange

@___AVARICE___

4 ай бұрын

​@@dawsondetrana5496what are you on about?

@rarecringe2446

4 ай бұрын

are you drunk Dawson?@@dawsondetrana5496

@Ethan-wr2os

4 ай бұрын

​@@dawsondetrana5496strange you latched on to that figure of speech and escalated it to imply incest that quickly tbh

@Kitty255Again

4 ай бұрын

​@@dawsondetrana5496what does that even mean? "You can your boyfriend?" No you idiot it's illegal to cut people up and put them in metallic packaging.

Adam Sandler telling Bert he never wants to see him again made him my hero. I wish I could never see Bert again.

@Stringbean1138

Күн бұрын

Isn't Adam Sandler known to be a surprisingly nice guy in person? That makes it even better

Yo who the fuck spikes their friend when they're trying to do a month sober? That's beyond fucked up

@GR-od1tp

Ай бұрын

(((who))) indeed

@crushycrawfishy1765

Ай бұрын

Ari does, he's a piece of garbage, unfunny and yet still gets attention because he's controversial.

@user-yj4zs9po9e

Ай бұрын

Yeah but at the same time the guy claims to be ‘the machine’ and makes a bunch of money off of calling himself that… and he can’t handle a little trip?

@JayOne718

Ай бұрын

The fact that Ari Shaffir has two stories of drugging people is nuts

@logiconlifesupport1899

Ай бұрын

Ari is a sociopath

Bert really burned his own career by surrounding himself with actual funny people.

@HinaTwo

4 ай бұрын

I was just thinking I kind of enjoy the podcast clips I see but realized it wasn’t because of him almost at all

@mikeydflyingtoaster

4 ай бұрын

Or maybe..... the other comedians hung around with him to make themselves look funnier? Same tactic as groups of girls always having the one 2 to make the 6 and 7s look better by comparison

@ffejpsycho

4 ай бұрын

"Surrounded by actual funny people" --Source Required....

@j.r.huffnstuff3549

4 ай бұрын

Tom Segura's stand-up is great and Mark Normand is hilarious. Not too sure about anyone else Bert hangs out with.

@mikeydflyingtoaster

4 ай бұрын

Glass houses...@PWRGEUTTP

To me Bert is the definition of someone who can be funny while you drink a few beers with your friends, but never a comedian.

@RAZORWlND

4 ай бұрын

Hes my Uncle Jack..

@xxdesertstorm

4 ай бұрын

the dude hangs around Joe Rogan who's already a huge clown and followed by MAGA MAGGOTs

@gappuma7883

4 ай бұрын

I like his stories. He's a great story teller

@ryukami404

4 ай бұрын

@@RAZORWlND The same Uncle Jack that you help off a horse?

@GunnerRDS

4 ай бұрын

@@gappuma7883 Tolkien was a great story teller. Bert is a slobbering tard

There's nothing worse than having a friend that forces you to watch stand up that isn't funny and trying to act entertained.

@kipz

2 ай бұрын

Am I the only person that refuses to play this game?

@battlebread1958

2 ай бұрын

I just say it's not my thing and move on

@jacdixie

2 ай бұрын

That's every friend trying to make anyone watch stand up.

@dollgir

2 ай бұрын

with my mom be like

@no1hypocrite

Ай бұрын

I think we should make it illegal to share videos, with anyone. That way no one can shove their phone in your face, and if you see something funny, you better make damn sure your friend will appreciate the recommendation and not snitch.

Bert is just one Good Will Hunting "it's not your fault Bert" speech away from completely melting down

The most hilarious thing about Bert is his movie based off his only famous joke was a financial bomb at the box office.

@kd9896

4 ай бұрын

A fake story that he made up also. Lol

@mattjohnson4689

4 ай бұрын

@@kd9896Welcome to -comedy- media

@brianmurphy250

4 ай бұрын

I guess Mark Hamill didn’t wisely invest or save his TLJ money. It’s like he seeks out horrible roles now

@Kris-wo4pj

4 ай бұрын

​@@brianmurphy250bro thats free money. He could retire just from his VA work which is 1 in a million rare for a VA to do. He probably just thought it was funny or owed someone a favor.

@JWB671

4 ай бұрын

His movie did more money the first few weeks than two movies released the same year featuring Robert Deniro and Russell Crowe.

Bert is so self obsessive he definitely watched this at least 3 times 😅

@DavidYukes

4 ай бұрын

Underrated comment 10/10

@zach8107

4 ай бұрын

Then thought, "man this guy really thinks I'm funny!"

@HotDogCarCrash

4 ай бұрын

There’s no way lol

@facetiouslyinsolent8313

4 ай бұрын

Chase, the fact you are bashing someone 1,000 times more successful than you who doesn't even know you exist is hilarious.

@jakebeneski1977

4 ай бұрын

@@facetiouslyinsolent8313Bert is that you?!?

The gallon of kool aid moment is one of my favorite podcast moments, Tom dying of laughter is so endearing.

Video is titled “the most insufferable comedian”. Two minutes in and I find out Joe Rogan played a big role in getting him off the ground. Oh how shocking.

The problem with Bert's "sobriety" is that he's not actually staying sober. He'll say he hasn't drank anything in 23 days, but then say things like, "Well I did have a glass of wine with my wife in the hot tub. But I don't count those." or "I haven't drank all week! Actually I had a couple beers yesterday, but they were nothing."

@badman2733

4 ай бұрын

Imma be honest, that shit is pretty funny to me.

@samthemessiah9330

4 ай бұрын

​@@badman2733pretty sad more than anything

@thisisstrange4641

4 ай бұрын

​@@badman2733 An alcoholic in denial who has young kids, yeah, hilarious.

@adamlegros1180

4 ай бұрын

@@badman2733but you’re laughing at his denial, and inability to commit to it. Not his jokes lol

@MrEminem

4 ай бұрын

@@adamlegros1180, still means he is funny

Bert’s the type of guy to wake up his entire house to tell them he’s going to bed

@PrimeTonysElbows

4 ай бұрын

man i can out point you in a kickboxing match

@MudkipzLuvr

4 ай бұрын

Jesus, why is this so true?

@sannyassi73

4 ай бұрын

Wait a second, is this abnormal? Everyone needs to know... it just makes sense- everyone needs to know when I am attempting sleep =\

@take7upyours822

4 ай бұрын

And then wake them up again in 10 minutes to remind them to remind him to set his alarm in 15 minutes so he can get up and wake them up again, to prepare him breakfast.

@austyn6137

4 ай бұрын

@@take7upyours822 😭😭 this comment had me cracking up. Don’t forget the middle of the night announcement that he peed and remembered to flush the toilet

I will say, I've never heard of bad fan interactions of Burt. He may be an alcoholic, but he seems like a good natured guy

@smokingalcohol2945

4 ай бұрын

Yeah he's a friendly guy and a good family man but the same can be said about others, an immediate name that comes to mind is Brendan Schaub, you can watch the clip of him getting all the messages from his friends and wife and kid congratulating him on his special you can't help but love the guy and be happy for him and like him but then you watch his standup or his podcasts and it's just trash. You can be a good person and not entertaining, but it's good to see that characteristic instead of just hating the guy and wishing he's dead like most unempathetic people online

@MeatCatCheesyBlaster

4 ай бұрын

Yeah he sucks but I don't think he's hurting anyone. It could be much worse than being a bad comedian. If you don't like him, don't watch him.

@smokingalcohol2945

4 ай бұрын

@@MeatCatCheesyBlaster that's pretty much exactly what i meant, i pointed out its nice to see somebody actually having a reasonable opinion on Bert rather than wanting him dead or to lose money and fail just because hes not very funny

@cMind607

3 ай бұрын

@@smokingalcohol2945unlike Bert though I feel like Schaub is actually likable on screen, nothing about him SCREAMS fake like everything about Bert, on screen atleast.

@Jell0zz

3 ай бұрын

Fair point, he's just another guy trying to be funny, but personally I thought his machine story felt fake and he keeps droning on about it. I tend to watch other people, but I'll never get how he got a comedy central special aired in my country.

it's so sick to end your hour long essay with "but everything i just said probably doesn't even matter"

The fact that Bert is a multi-millionaire only goes to show just how unfair life is.

@brianmurphy250

4 ай бұрын

Multi millionaire right now. If he is still that rich in 5-10 years, I will be impressed. I say this in mind that MC Hammer/ Mike Tyson used to be multi millionaires

@StopCopCity1312

4 ай бұрын

They all come from the same families. They all know each other. I noticed it when I was a kid.

@Eetu.R

4 ай бұрын

​@@brianmurphy250 Mike Tyson is broke?

@quillclock

4 ай бұрын

wealthy upbringing + mild interest = wealthier adulthood. its not about what you do its about who you know

@lotanowo

4 ай бұрын

@@StopCopCity1312 who is they? Fat white people?

Nothing will ever top Bart's violently distorted perception of his own physique

@blackenedsprite8542

4 ай бұрын

Right!? I think HE thinks he looks slim, it's fucking wild.

@bgpapa4178

4 ай бұрын

I thought that was just part of the joke? Like he was just poking fun at himself like some heavier guys do. But if he was doing / saying those things un-ironically, then holy shit

@Ironss918

4 ай бұрын

It's part of the joke, he definitely knows he's out of shape and has said that before.

@Lefuhq3

4 ай бұрын

Didn't he tell Rogan he can do more push ups or someone way more fit than him? It was a diabolical clip

@phillittle5890

4 ай бұрын

Is it Bart Simpson you're talking about?

I was a struggling alcoholic for a decade and a half of my life and I am currently 32 as I make this post. I honestly feel that it’s never too late for Bert to try and go full sober one day and see where it leads him. I wish him the best.

@Michael-kp4bd

9 күн бұрын

I know it might seem like nothing coming from a stranger, but congratulations and it makes me happy to hear you got out of that situation. I’ve seen people not fix their lives or go back and it’s just fucking awful for them and everyone around them. I see how hard it is to get clean. But it’s probably the most significant and important challenge you’ve overcome. And you and everyone around you are doing better because of it.

@galathepony

9 күн бұрын

@@Michael-kp4bd I really appreciate you buddy. This made my night!

Wow, St Pete to Tampa. That’s like moving from Manhattan to Brooklyn. Lmao

Bert is the Dj Khaled of the comedy scene

@jessickalush3305

4 ай бұрын

Nailed it 👊

@Nymphadora45uvyu

4 ай бұрын

Ouch, you’re so right it hurts.

@kaelanskinner8298

4 ай бұрын

Lmao so true

@StolenVHS

4 ай бұрын

But DJ Khaled is actually funny

@evansutcliffe1099

4 ай бұрын

@@StolenVHS and he isnt even trying to be

Bert's podcast is pretty much the same as every narcissist LA comedian. It's about "be a guest on my show and listen to me talk about myself for two hours".

@sokkatomeson7561

4 ай бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/qJaBpcNpl5CaZMo.html

@ellesper

4 ай бұрын

I seriously don't understand the need for every fucking person in LA to have their own podcast these days

@arnold8746

4 ай бұрын

​@@sokkatomeson7561what?

@hannibalb8276

4 ай бұрын

You mean narcissist Texas comedians, because all the worst offending chuds were "forced to flee" from LA for uh, real reasons that are very real.

@kuhlorymd369

4 ай бұрын

@@ellespera lot of people would just chat about whatever for money if they could, and it gets money and listens. that's the reason it's done. there are a million weird stupid things being done for money that others actually want or pay for or waste time consuming. not sure why we are singling this guy out like he's more insufferable than what gets a ton of attention

ngl the bit with rogan and the others supporting the health of bert is endearing

I live In Colorado, and while at work listening to the radio, they can not give his tickets away for free. no one calls...

@Ioweuaname

3 ай бұрын

😂such a loser

@justste711

3 ай бұрын

Cos colorado sucks.....no one wants to go there unless they are rich asf nd its winter

@samohteel4393

2 ай бұрын

@@BoogyMushrooms good question, It's basically California lite.

@user-wp1yk4bg1k

2 ай бұрын

more telling about Colorado than Bert

@KingThrillgore

Күн бұрын

Colorado is so based

I shudder to think of how many hours of Bert content you had to binge to make this video.

@kaelanskinner8298

4 ай бұрын

​@@PWRGEUTTPwho are you???

@x0nks

4 ай бұрын

a bot trying to get you to look at its account. ignore it.

@alexpal8128

4 ай бұрын

@kaelanskinner8298 An absolute nothing burger, that's what it is.

@Ethan-wr2os

4 ай бұрын

​​@@PWRGEUTTPfunnily enough your channel description says you "have a passion against cyber bullying" lmao. Yet here you are, a total asshole online.

@shadowprince101

4 ай бұрын

@@PWRGEUTTP you're right. You didn't ask, and neither did anyone else

Bert is the type of guy to roll his eyes to the back of his head when he eats chocolate

@lampad4549

4 ай бұрын

Is there something wrong with that? Everyone else in the comments makes fun of stuff that is actually bad

@ClassifiedDocz

4 ай бұрын

@@lampad4549yes you cuck

@strangebrew1231

4 ай бұрын

"get this AWAY from me"

@mossymoose8920

4 ай бұрын

I’m also that type of guy :(((

I remember hearing this story on Bob and Tom radio sometime around 2010, and figured the guy telling the story disappeared. Then I saw they made a movie about it, and it blew my mind that he was still doing comedy around that story.

I love how comedy enforcement, 2lazy and podcast cringe are part of comedy lore at this point 😂

Burnt Chrysler is one of the most unaware "comedians" (besides Bapa Schaub.) It's fascinating to observe. As a pedestrian.

@scumbagjesus999

4 ай бұрын

Sounding like a real poor right now 😂

@danielclark-hughes692

4 ай бұрын

@@scumbagjesus999 Obviously part of the wash cloth mafia lmao

@scumbagjesus999

4 ай бұрын

💀

@user-lg1vo8sh3r

4 ай бұрын

The entire way this comment is worded is so funny

@troyhubbler9874

4 ай бұрын

Git a washcloth as a cum rag don't ya YOUR POOR IDIOT and if you criticize a rich person it must be because we're miserable 😅

joe rogan filling the comedy space with the most unfunny garbage comedians is actually the funniest thing he's ever done

@polarisborealis4143

4 ай бұрын

I think joe just acts as a chaotic neutral catalyst, promoting amazing people here and there but absolute pieces of shit simultaneously, I think that makes his show fascinating

@republicofcasuals

4 ай бұрын

I think you will find that you are the unfunny one....

@republicofcasuals

4 ай бұрын

@@polarisborealis4143 You sound like you're VERY sensitive.... Harden up cupcake! 😁

@ChucksSEADnDEAD

4 ай бұрын

​@@republicofcasuals Is everyone insane these days? Almost every comment has a scathing reply.

@republicofcasuals

4 ай бұрын

@@ChucksSEADnDEAD 8 billion people in the world and you're drawing conclusions on a channel not even related to the topic at hand whatsoever... Bert haters here are like the 0.01%... a minority... irrelevant.... It's sad seeing people fall victim to thinking their opinions actually matter... 417,000 views only 13k likes only 2154 comments (not all negative) This is blue dyed hair Karens again thinking they matter.... Next thing you know, you will chop off your penis and start calling yourself a woman 🤣

His funniest joke to me when he brought in a huge thermos of koolaid and Tom lost his shit.

Of course he'd have that type of early life section on Wikipedia

I remember hearing that story years ago and thinking hey that’s kinda funny, I wonder what he’ll do next. And then he never did anything next.

@___AVARICE___

4 ай бұрын

​@@PWRGEUTTP30yo headass 😂

@callmeacutekitten8106

4 ай бұрын

@@PWRGEUTTPmf bought a bot to spam comments

@aarondavis8943

4 ай бұрын

@@callmeacutekitten8106 They've emigrated from Moist Critical. I wonder if AI is going to destroy the internet?

Its honestly sad the lengths Bert will go to to defend alcoholism

@HeinousMarlborough

4 ай бұрын

Potent observation.

@Notevenlistening.

4 ай бұрын

That’s the biggest thing for me… I feel for his little girls 😔

@RobK32

4 ай бұрын

That's what alcoholics do, its denial

@Mumspov

4 ай бұрын

That's addiction folk's.😮

@moderatelyamusing94

4 ай бұрын

All alcoholics do that

Bert and comics like him always fascinate me because the level of controversy always vastly exceeds the level of comedians they are. He's a mid-tier quality comic, good at telling a story fake or not, and leads heavy into the frat bro thing. If it's your style you'll enjoy it, if it's not you probably won't find him funny. That's it, there's really not much else to it then that. But the cycle always stays the same, they get a rabid fan base that overhypes, an equally rabid dissenting opinion forms from people getting sick of hearing about them, they fall apart and then case studies such as this are made

I really wasn't aware people had these problems with Bert, and I don't think anything displayed in this vid really warrants giving him the title of "Most Insufferable comedian" (Im not even a diehard fan, Ive only casually watched him and enjoyed most of what Ive seen)

@flexygoo1295

3 ай бұрын

Agreed. This is a clickbait hitpiece

@ironjawedangels2812

3 ай бұрын

Classic outrage bait

@SpaceBananas

3 ай бұрын

I'm in the same camp. I watch his standups. I occasionally catch 2B1C, I've been to one of his shows on his last tour. I'm not a diehard fan that sees all of his content, or content he's featured in. I think people only really feel that way when they get oversaturated in their content. It's like when you watch JRE every day and you hear him talk about bowhunting, elk, and alpha brain EVERY SINGLE DAY, which is why that kind of became a meme for a bit.

@soberserotonin1850

3 ай бұрын

This guy (video creator) is very miserable on the inside and takes it out on people via the internet. I like his documentaries sometimes, but he’s ruthless and unempathetic. He’s clearly chronically online and views humans as names and images on the computer. Others’ feelings are completely irrelevant. Very inhumane. He always takes advantage of low-hanging fruit and trashes the disadvantaged, the mentally ill, addicted, canceled, unpopular people to make himself feel better. Clearly ruthlessly bullied as a child, so he takes it out on people behind a keyboard and computer screen as an adult.

@masonclark531

2 ай бұрын

Lotta people can’t stand the guy. That’s just a fact

Bert is the type of guy where you await the moment he speaks so you can enjoy walking away.

@AlienX-dw9sz

4 ай бұрын

Burp, bark, fart or Bart Chrysler whatever his name is would be nothing like his cousin Tim Sakura they were never meant to be top dogs they were supposed to be small time comedy club guys that were on stage before the actual funny guys showed up. < Rogan blessed the wrong people.

@alex7543

4 ай бұрын

@@AlienX-dw9sztom’s actually funny though. he’s gotten a bit arrogant sure but he’s always been funny

@executioner_ecgbert884

4 ай бұрын

Segura used to be my favorite comedian after Bill Burr, but he's turned into whatever the male equivalent of a Karen is

@ShannonMichelle7937

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@AlaskaBoyAlex

4 ай бұрын

It's crazy how he is actually a funny person but people find cringey things and just focus on that I do not care enough about his actual life or how he became famous, I just watch his specials and laugh because that's what he's tryna do

In early 2020 I was on a terrible path. On day 4 of a drug/ alcohol fueled bender I woke up in a strange apartment on an air mattress to a shirtless Bert on max volume and a room full of idiots laughing. I was so absolutely disgusted in that moment that I decided enough was enough. I went back to college, got a career, got my life together. I now own a home and have a nice life. Thank you Bert.

@lookdontlook8829

4 ай бұрын

congrats on getting out of that situation man

@elsvaughn7959

4 ай бұрын

Nuh uh... if thats all it took, congrats 🎉

@phantommanass

4 ай бұрын

Sounds truly nightmarish

@luke5249

4 ай бұрын

It took you 3 years to graduate from college and buy a house after a 4 day bender? Wtf bro

@snoopy4749

4 ай бұрын

All that in less than 4 years…. You lie

Burt's laugh sounds like dial-up internet

The most interesting about burt is he has managed to do all of this with fake teeth since high school.

im kinda mad that Ari received no backlash for spiking someones drink with MDMA.. even moreso for his excuse about it.

@BendySendy

4 ай бұрын

Bert is that you?

@the_spaggot3148

4 ай бұрын

​@@BendySendynah spiking someone's drink is hella messed up mate, I hate bert as much as the next guy but moral lines must be drawn and maintained even if you don't like the guy

@jayromartinez4078

4 ай бұрын

Agreed Ari is actually such a POS. Not to mention the like 3 times he beat up Bobby Lee without any major backlash either.

@name.333

4 ай бұрын

@@jayromartinez4078jeez

@k.s.3653

4 ай бұрын

​@@jayromartinez4078to be honest Lee deserves it and ari is a jew that was "forced" to learn the kaballa. Which teaches you that you can do what you want to a nonjew

Ari is such a sociopath man, it's crazy how he gets away with so much dirtbag shit without repercussions.

@GreedoShot

4 ай бұрын

Every time I hear anything about him it's about how he fucked with somebody

@user-tt7rc2cg1o

4 ай бұрын

Benefits of being apart of the tribe 🙏👃

@mkv2718

4 ай бұрын

yeah, that guy needs to get caught for littering in Singapore

@Chris-tl9wd

4 ай бұрын

Also, how the majority of his improv bits revolve around him saying pedo shit. Dude is a walking red flag

@ProbablyNotLegit

4 ай бұрын

​@@mkv2718 Ronny Chieng 👀

What is he even asking Adam Sandler? "What movie was the funniest to shoot that you would shoot every single day for the rest of your life?"

@rubberwoody

18 күн бұрын

"What movie did you enjoy shooting the most? Which would you like to shoot for every day for the rest of your life?"

This video could have been 30 seconds. "Why is Bert's career falling apart?" He's a raging alcohic. Credits.

@FortunePayback

3 ай бұрын

Except that wasn't the point of the video...

@captaininsano28892

3 ай бұрын

@@FortunePayback The video was a hit piece on Bert. His problem is his raging alcoholism. You don't really need to dive any deeper, the video is long and boring.

Bert is the most prominent example of "its not who you are its who you know"

@lanestewart7836

4 ай бұрын

No that’s shaub

@xzist

4 ай бұрын

@@lanestewart7836 both pretty good examples

@jayk5114

4 ай бұрын

​@@lanestewart7836Bert is the prominent example of "failing upwards"

@AirWindFire

4 ай бұрын

“It’s not what you know, it’s who you know”

@Michael-jr5ie

4 ай бұрын

That’s not even the saying lmfao. Either way it’s not a negative notion anyway. Anyone with any business sense knows that who you know is the biggest key to a successful business.

I've watched 2 Bears 1 Cave since the 1st episode, but reached a point that seeing Bert romanticizing everything around his alcoholism to deny he has an addiction problem just got sad, no matter how hard Tom and the booth boys were laughing about it.

@jaylegleiter6669

4 ай бұрын

Yeah, I had to stop watching for that reason. As someone who is currently battling alcohol addiction, he just became so unhelpful

@VDiabloV1

4 ай бұрын

And beyond that, he's so obnoxious on a social level. He always interupts Tom, and says the dumbest shit.

@slaebae3434

4 ай бұрын

Or him talk for 80% of the episode about random dog shit that no one cares about or even is remotely funny.

@sokkatomeson7561

4 ай бұрын

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@apethae1

4 ай бұрын

I only watch the episodes where he's on break. He's fucking ear cancer personified. And so narcissistic he'll probably watch this video in bed 20 or 30x and obsessively go through the comments wondering why nobody can appreciate his greatness properly.

Bert will wake everyone up in the house to let them know he’s going to bed.

He looks a lot like a Russian gangster I used to do crimes with back in the day.

calling burt kreischer a comic is like calling a scat fetishist a plumber

@AlienX-dw9sz

4 ай бұрын

Burp, bark, fart or Bart Chrysler whatever his name is would be nothing like his cousin Tim Sakura they were never meant to be top dogs they were supposed to be small time comedy club guys that were on stage before the actual funny guys showed up. < Rogan blessed the wrong people.

@Ztertis

4 ай бұрын

I..... I'm scared to ask 💩

@thomaskelliher

4 ай бұрын

*Angel by Sarah McLachlan plays while my soul floats up to heaven after reading this comment*

@illidoth

4 ай бұрын

@@AlienX-dw9sz Tom Segura is funny as fuck

@brandonmaddox4862

3 ай бұрын

Yikes…..that was expressive but it made me laugh

A sober month is not the way to treat alcoholism. It's easy to not drink when you have set a future date that you wait and skip the whole month with nothing in mind but make through the "tough time" and reward yourself with a drink. The real challenge is not to drink ever again, face the void and manage through. Anyone out there in denial, just be honest to yourself and best of luck.

@Caramelldansen9999

4 ай бұрын

Drinking is fine in moderation, just like everything else.

@jantterig3

4 ай бұрын

It's a different world for addicts.@@Caramelldansen9999

@MagicWhatsItCalled

4 ай бұрын

​@Caramelldansen9999 true but if it's progressed into an addiction, even drinking in moderation can be a slippery slope just due to the nature of alcohol. For some people, agreeing to a single drink can easily end with them being blackout drunk and still trying to have more :c

@jantterig3

4 ай бұрын

Well put. Shouldn't play with fire. @@MagicWhatsItCalled

@jantterig3

4 ай бұрын

and an addict would convince themself that it's moderate, it's under control.

Idk if I'm weird but I've never expected most stories told by comedians to be real. It doesn't matter to me at all because their job is to tell funny stories. It's like being upset that not all movies are based on true events.

LOL the video with homelander guy watching something stone faced is hilarious to describe how you'd look at his stand up.

I can personally attest that Van Wilder was NOT about Bert. Bert was obsessed with girls gone wild and they did a nationwide thing about who is the biggest party school and who in that school is beyond life itself. Our group was Bert, me Chad, M, and we had Sydney S. Me and Sydney actually were getting doctorates but Bert was partying all the time. Coming to class hungover wearing floaties on his arms. The van wilder thing was about a producer on campus trying to get inspiration for this movie when someone mentioned Bert and how he was just on Rolling Stones magazine for being essentially a giant slack off. So they bring Bert in and honestly if he was just himself they could have ran with him. But he did what he always does. He went way too far and turned away the producers. Then when the movie came out he cried saying it was about him and I’m like dude these are the fliers. There’s probably 20 dudes that think they’re the guy when it’s not like that. The 3 of us got really close until he started having success in California. It’s like Bert doesn’t know how to be a best friend. If you’re in his life it’s because you play a part. Sydney got cancer in 2017 and Bert was nowhere to be seen. He flew to his funeral and tried to talk to us like we were friends again but people legitimately walked away from him while he was talking and he started crying. Got back into his car, and he left. He’s a trashy person and a train wreck of a friend. Idc how many wanna say it’s the internet and people can say anything. I have receipts and I have videos with me and Sydney so fork you (thanks KZread for making me edit that one)

@PHXNKVHXLIC

4 ай бұрын

Damn dude, that’s crazy. I always associated Bert as this goofy party lovable guy but this video and your comment really opened my eyes

@thatzachguy76

4 ай бұрын

......the moive script says its based off the Rolling Stones story.......yall really are so desperate to just follow a crowd and hate on someone and lie for now reason lol

@kylefarrell25

4 ай бұрын

​@@thatzachguy76 Wasn't the article written about several schools, and several people? Several "Bert" types? That's what the guy's comment said. You didn't even research the dude's comment.

@Simp_Police_

4 ай бұрын

Bert was definitely working in 2017 supporting a family, you expect him to drop everything, cancel tours to visit your sick friend? At least he made an effort to show up at the funeral. You guys sound like a bunch of shitty friends to walk away when someone is talking to you at a funeral

@thatzachguy76

4 ай бұрын

@@kylefarrell25 I did read his comment, hes saying none of the movie was based on Bert at all but the story writers specifically reference the rolling stones article by name and also say it was based on just "college frat life".

Tom Segura was the worst possible person Bert could’ve been friends with. They just feed off each other in the worst way

@Ttlore

4 ай бұрын

Can you elaborate? I like Tom but I’m curious to know

@franciscoanguiano9838

4 ай бұрын

@@TtloreTom is a bit of a psychopath and enables Bert quite a bit. Best example is their podcast with Dr. Huberman where Tom tells Huberman about all the terrible habits Bert does to get a shock reaction out of him. Now just repeat this same interaction to every guest that Tom and Bert get and you’ll get the picture. Tom loves using Bert as his personal circus freak show.

@Willrocs

4 ай бұрын

@@franciscoanguiano983810000%

@SpartanArmy117

4 ай бұрын

@@franciscoanguiano9838 To be fair that's the whole shtick. Bert's only comedic value is self deprication so that's ultimately the entire podcast. With that being said you're right though, they actually drag each other down.

@TyeNee

2 ай бұрын

i honestly think Tom sees Bert like he's his dog

This is fresh! I haven't seen 100 million videos on this subject yet.

fake suppressed high-pitched squealing noises

for the longest time I thought 2 bears one cave was an unironic homosexual podcast lmao

Bert is great example of how important confidence is, even if that confidence is not backed up by anything.

@midnightroads4180

4 ай бұрын

I'd be confident too if I had my mom and dad funding everything for me so I could do whatever I wanted. Some of us need to be less risky, cuz we do not have anything to fall back on.

@isaimorales6814

4 ай бұрын

@@midnightroads4180Fr

@sandhanitizer15

4 ай бұрын

​@@midnightroads4180perfect response. Very true. I wish I grew up with the privileges he had.

@miketrombly6652

4 ай бұрын

You dont act like this if youre confident. Only people full of fear act like this.

@chrisdornerrespecter8884

4 ай бұрын

He's not confident. He's a delusional narcissist

Before watching any of this video, there has never been a more perfect title + thumbnail.

this guy physically assaulted me when I was 17. He was drunk out of his mind and smashed me against a car but was too out of it to do much harm

Imagine being the guy who calls normal people pedestrian while his personality is being and alcoholic and rather being a joke than telling them.

Never been a fan when I was tuned in to the comedian bros. But Ari drugging his friend and turning him into a prop for a joke was fuuuuuuked.

@Llkolii

4 ай бұрын

Ari has narc eyes, drugging him is not cool at all. And exposing him on his own podcast. He's a backstabber?

@cruz8291

4 ай бұрын

@@Llkoliioh man, wait till you see his bad attempt at joke tweets 😅. one of the most infamous was the kobe bryant one right after he died.

@thesilliestclown

4 ай бұрын

He's jewish, its what they do

@markus7166

4 ай бұрын

@@cruz8291 who gives a fuck about Kobe ? I’d probably laugh at the joke

@cruz8291

4 ай бұрын

@@markus7166 maybe he wasn’t important to you, but to many people worldwide it was a tragedy. you can’t deny the impact he had on many around the world. respecting the recently deceased is something i think we all can do. if i recall correctly he tweeted it the day of. he’s a grown ass man trying to act like an edgy teen. I get that he’s a comedian and i wouldn’t get mad over a joke but i can also say it was corny for a grown man to do. just my opinion 🤷🏻‍♂️

38:12 Tom the type of guy to tell me twice cuz I aint hear the first time

In his only defense, I thought the koolaid moment was legendary because of all people, Tom Segura, not a person known for these kinds of antics, is CRYING laughing about it. That sent me over the top.

The irony of his life being the inspiration for National Lampoon's Van Wilder is that Van Wilder actually grew up at the end of the movie.

@444Dragoncheese

3 ай бұрын

Wow so true!

I'll never forget him spending the time when COVID lockdowns started and he spent the 2Bears podcast literally breaking down over money worries. Then, he came up with the Standup Drive-in Theater thing, and had to take it to Tulsa, OK because only Southern states had COVID regs that would even begin to allow for that. He goes, makes plenty of money, and is riding high on the next episode of 2Bears because he's proven that his concept works. Now not worried that he'll pay bills, he spends his time talking about that gig shitting on Tulsa, shitting on Southerners, and making it obvious that he wouldn't be caught dead in the South again if he could somehow get away with only touring in LA. I will *never* forget that. It was the first time I'd ever seen a professional performer do something like that. Literally, "Now that I have your money and made it back home...god yall are stupid, dirty, and your town is boring." The fact that Bert has ever thought, let alone once that day, that he is better than any amount of Oklahomans, let alone Southerners, is the exact reason that America is as fucked as it is.

@derbykitten

4 ай бұрын

lol triggered

@Girrrrrrrr

4 ай бұрын

lOL tRiGgErEd...you are an idiot and have 0 pride in the place you are from, I garuntee it.​@@derbykitten

@Punkpsychobilly

4 ай бұрын

Kinda ironic considering I don’t know… he was born in Florida? Dude is a legit retard

@ChucksSEADnDEAD

4 ай бұрын

​@@derbykitten Wat

@kuro_emiya

4 ай бұрын

I'm glad someone else is talking about what he did, is sucks when no one is bringing this up for how abhorrent his behavior is.

Joe has never faithfully participated in sober October. Dude is on a mountain of gear. Shit aint sober. Fucking wild to weigh in for his sobriety challenge with his weird steroid belly.

Bert being upgraded to Ryan Reynolds is like Ted Bundy being portrayed by Zac Efron.

honestly the biggest problem was the youtube algorithim constantly recommending his videos and adding them as next in queue whenever anyone watched a cumtown clip. this led myself and at least a million other people to go from not knowing or caring who he was to hating him in like a 6 months period

@prestonexzabe2997

4 ай бұрын

NGL I never heard much about Burt Kreischer… but I see a Fuckton of videos about why he sucks, it’s kind of getting old. Like I get it, he’s not funny, let’s all move on

@FabulosoSpray

4 ай бұрын

​@@prestonexzabe2997he has that unlikable jockey energy about him, the Fallon laughs, it's overbearing and annoying ASF. 2 bears 1 cave was tolerable because of Tom, and most of the funny bits were them both joking together.

@dillonwalshpvd

4 ай бұрын

I knew who he was, but you're so right. I remember listening to episodes of the Bonfire while I was playing video games or whatever and constantly having to change it because 2B1C or YMH were constantly coming on, thinking "How many of these do I need to skip before the algorithm catches on?"

@LukeLongboneOfficial

28 күн бұрын

@pa1nted you said there was a problem though… where is it?

As soon as I saw that his gimmick was taking his shirt off, I knew his comedy wasn't good enough to carry the act.

@BendySendy

4 ай бұрын

Lmao exactly

@republicofcasuals

4 ай бұрын

You're like a janitor giving stock market advice.... just stick to licking toilets! 🤣

Make sure to shield Burt from Habibula or he will die from laughter.

He needed two bottles of wine to watch his own movie :P

I'm a huge comedy fan and I love to talk to people about which comedians they think are funny. It's a great insight into what kind of a person someone is. I've found, to my surprise that a lot of people think Bert is the funniest comedian they know. I have never found him funny but there's no accounting for taste. I'm just glad that "Jeff dunham" is an answer i hear far less than i used to.

@CodeeXD

4 ай бұрын

What you don't like puppets bro?!

@michaelturley8222

4 ай бұрын

I would instantly stop talking to that person lol

@MickMcGarnackle

4 ай бұрын

I once knew a woman who *loves* Jeff Dunham, and she was quite alright herself. Dunham is a good ventriloquist, so I can at least enjoy the talent despite his act essentially being dad jokes with puppets. Burt, on the other hand, I never exactly disliked; I just knew within the first bit or two that he was never gonna land with me, and that was confirmed for the next 45 minutes, solid.

@bradblumhof6917

4 ай бұрын

Sad but completely true. Although I hated his puppet act and was somewhat frustrated with how popular it was for so long, Dunham can actually be pretty damn funny when not relying on the prop comedy puppet garbage like in interviews and other appearances. Such a shame the puppet act was what brought him fame and fortune.

@rebl00ded

4 ай бұрын

Jeff Dunham is a fuckin’ hack. Otto and George forever.

I met Bert at an airport lobby, he was very kind and called me “brother” our whole interaction. Over an hour or so, he drank 3 wine glasses and I distinctly remember him filling two water bottles full of alcohol before leaving. He also had airport staff escort him from the lounge dispute no major disruptions or crowds forming. Wish him and his family the best

@Jezeus11

4 ай бұрын

Bert is set. But he’s trying to fly too close to the sun.

@Ajaws

4 ай бұрын

He just kinda sounds like an okay and nice guy from a personal level, and is probably kinda funny, but is sort of like an alcoholic uncle who has a lot of issues

@lucasfilbert1726

4 ай бұрын

Bro definitely made that up lmao

@Jezeus11

4 ай бұрын

@@lucasfilbert1726 it’s probably Bert on one of his fake accounts 🤣

@eriklarson9137

4 ай бұрын

@@Jezeus11 Right? My favorite comedians are always on the straight and narrow. Carlin, Kinison, Pryor. All clean cut dudes.

Misleading title lol, you're so much more measured in the video than the hyperbolic phrase "most insufferable of ALL TIME" seems to suggest

taking a shit in a pizza box. ngl, that was a galaxy brain move.

As someone who struggled heavily with alcohol for 13 years and is now sober, I've become acutely aware of the destructive patterns, the subtle lies, the lapses in judgment, and the tendency to constantly interrupt others that accompany alcoholism. When you're in the throes of addiction, everything revolves around it, and nothing else seems to matter. Did you say hurtful things? No problem, just blame it on the alcohol. Did you mistreat your friends? No big deal, I was blacked out, sorry! I used to be a huge fan of Bert's, but having emerged from that dark period of addiction, all I can do now is empathize with those still struggling. It's evident that Bert recognizes that he feels great when sober, as he has discussed it on numerous occasions in podcasts and elsewhere, but he always seems to immediately contradict them with excuses only two seconds later. It seems he may have exhausted all available options, and even his close friends are growing weary. Sometimes, cutting ties is the only way to help someone. I genuinely hope he can find the strength to achieve sobriety.

@jakesteel90

4 ай бұрын

Same it took many tires to get and stay sober but I’m always and I I think everyone is a better person when sober. Making friends and connections and calling people helps me a bunch with AA aside from the meetings themselves. Meetings are good but if I don’t reach out to others and make connections AA wouldn’t work for me.

@zachroberts1988

4 ай бұрын

100% I was never an alcoholic but after i gave up drinking completely in 2020 i started to find Bert's comedy incredibly sad and pathetic!

@AgxntOrange

4 ай бұрын

Thankfully I never had a problem with alcohol but I know people who died because they couldnt get off of the stuff. Its incredibly tragic to lose a 20-something to addiction. Glad you got clean brother 💪

@bingus549

4 ай бұрын

@@illijillijilli Try NA if AA isn't working for you. Ive found that finding a meeting or meetings that you relate to the people is a big thing. A lot of the time some meetings have weird vibes that push new people away. Most importantly though, just push through the steps and be honest with you sponsor and the meeting about how hard it is for you. Chances are people will relate and help you in some way. whether its just commiserating or giving some insights into how it feels afterwards. Doing the steps (some of them daily) will def free you my friend. In my experience, the program is about replacing good feelings (drinking) with better feelings (being a part of humanity and living in the world as yourself). Its very rewarding in the end. I wish you the best.

@seekinggreen4481

4 ай бұрын

I'm 38, and I began drinking around the age of 18. Initially, it was for enjoyment at parties or to feel at ease in new social settings. However, when I turned 21, things took a turn for the worse. By the time I reached 26, I had become a full-blown alcoholic. Over the next 4-5 years, I made multiple attempts to quit, but each time I only managed to go a few days or a week before relapsing. The constant cycle was taking a toll on my well-being, affecting my career, social life, and overall happiness. I spiraled out of control for several years, reaching a point where I couldn't ignore the negative impact any longer. I reached a breaking point and decided that enough was enough. I had allowed myself to reach 400lbs, lost all ambition, and found every moment at work consumed by thoughts of alcohol. It was then that I started viewing alcohol as a poison. I turned to podcasts and KZread channels discussing the harmful effects of alcohol on the body, and I also downloaded the "I Am Sober" app. This app allowed me to interact with others, celebrate milestones, and seek support when needed. The combination of these factors made me determined never to pick up alcohol again. I genuinely believe that anyone can achieve sobriety; they just need to desire it more than anything else. Quitting alcohol has been the best decision I've ever made for myself, positively impacting my family, friends, professional life, and more. I understand this is a lengthy response, but I hope you find some elements that resonate with you on your journey. You have the strength to overcome it, you are valuable, and you are loved. Sometimes, it's hard to see these things when you're in the fog of addiction. @@illijillijilli

Im so happy the tide is turning against Bert. Guy has one madeup story he had been riding on for decades.

@PHXNKVHXLIC

4 ай бұрын

I swear, it’s like those high school guys who kept adding details to a made up story so he can make everyone laugh. Ain’t no damn way that machine story is even 25% true

@cannibalbunny

4 ай бұрын

@@PHXNKVHXLIClove the name and pfp

@joeeeyyyyyy

4 ай бұрын

and wills dick apparently which got him that initial sitcom deal

@bstrdbss

4 ай бұрын

@@PHXNKVHXLIC Right! I'm sure there is a SOME truth to it, but like you said the rest is a complete fabrication.

@ArtVandelayOfficial

4 ай бұрын

The drunk party guy is funny for about 2 seconds then becomes just sad

the opening segment just blew my mind

I love the sign off of your videos bro 😂

Wait, isn't Adam Sandler notoriously down to earth and chill? How TF do you fuck up so bad that Adam Sandler hates you in 5 minutes 😅

@burtreynolds8030

4 ай бұрын

Fr all you gotta do is talk about the most recent Celtics game and you’re friends with the guy

@ollytropics1735

4 ай бұрын

He didn't know any of his movies but glazed him about how he's such a huge fan of his

@noth1ng5id

4 ай бұрын

@@ollytropics1735 what?? Dude. How are you a man child "comedian" and never watched Adam Sandler?

@ollytropics1735

4 ай бұрын

@@noth1ng5id hence why Adam hated him because he was evidently so fake and just trying to social climb him. 2lazy2try has a full video on it

@DJ-iu5bb

4 ай бұрын

@@ollytropics1735 I think he botched Uncut Gems saying he was a fan he said Precious Gems and Happy Madison I think that was tipping point where Adam Sandler saw he was Faking it being a Fan like he could of done a google search like oh man he blew it and he kept on Interrupting him and was rude too

Tom the typa guy to draw eyes on his eyelids so he can sleep in class

@Dario.991

4 ай бұрын

this is funnier than anything Bert ever said

@Br3adless

4 ай бұрын

@@PWRGEUTTP👋

@Br3adless

4 ай бұрын

@@PWRGEUTTPI am going to touch you

Him and Joe bout on the same lvl of funny

This was almost a perfect video, it just needs more commercials

The funniest thing about the machine story (and maybe the only funny thing) is after he told the story everyone started calling him the machine. He’s not the smartest guy so he thought they were asking for him to tell the story. Which is why he repeats it so often

@seanjenkins5505

4 ай бұрын

The fact that people are so utterly obsessed with that completely untrue story is nothing short of baffling. I guarantee you the truth of that story begins and ends with Burt went to Russia. Yeah buddy. You participated in international armed robbery and there were no consequences afterwards ok.

@yul2393

4 ай бұрын

@@seanjenkins5505 I think it was entertaining to listen to but if anyone actually believes its true they need help

@steven1479

4 ай бұрын

Him trying to tell the machine story in the mall to a little kid after the kid asked to tell him a joke is one of the cringest moments I've ever seen.

@steven1479

4 ай бұрын

​@seanjenkins5505 His fans will show a pic of him with some guys outside of a train and claim that's proof the story is real.

@armorers_wrench

4 ай бұрын

@@seanjenkins5505 An international robbery in Russia during the 1990s though. Totally possible for that kind of thing to occur and go completely unpunished. You could easily bribe police in Russia during that time and for that matter to this very day. The only difference is that today they have a very Anti-American regime so an American would probably be arrested for that in the current day. Back in the 1990s though? They didn't give a fuck. The Soviet government dissolved and as a result government employees like police turned to corruption for their paycheck. That's a fact. I actually believe there is probably some truth to the story even though I don't really like Burt and I don't really find the story funny.

22:40 It's worth noting that "The Machine" story had multiple waves of popularity, and this was only the latest one. I remember way back when I was in high school, circa 2009, there was another clip of him telling the story that was going viral. It's just hard for anyone who wasn't around back then to find out about it since all the social media from back then is dead (i.e. Myspace).

bro the bully music in the background is Legendary, subscriber earned.

Oh, I love Bert! There’s the bit where he goes to Russia, there’s the bit where he gets drunk, there’s the bit where he’s topless, there’s the bit about the mafia, there’s the bit about him drinking, there’s the bit about that school trip he went on, and to top it all off… that bit where he takes his shirt off! You’ve gotta love a wacky boundary pusher!🤢🤮

@sammitaylor3942

4 ай бұрын

Honestly, him joining the Mafia in Russia will always be my favorite story

@Earthboundmike

4 ай бұрын

I mean, I found him entertaining, though I don't exactly have a high bar or standards for that sort of shit. My favourite was the deodorant in the fridge.

@sillyboiientertainment9927

4 ай бұрын

Yeah but you forgot about that one bit of him drinking around his family !!!!!!

Hey Tom, love your deep dives a lot it’s just good KZread. Would love if you did a deep dive on the late great Norm Macdonald. There is a lot to dig up about his career that I never hear anyone talk about. Like his first bout of cancer in the late 80’s. Keep doing the crazy livestreams too, watching you on the Destiney stream take the W over the annoying irk was hilarious!

@johnblood10

4 ай бұрын

Seconded. Would love to watch a proper deep dive on the Ol’ Chunk of Coal.

Bert is sober though. I mean.. hes heavily zanaxed and does multiple drugs.. and drinks wine and beer.. but hes totally sober!

have you seen that bit bert does where he takes his shirt off and you can see his belly? man, what a great bit. hilarious.

Bert just tells “that’s crazy bro” type of stories lol

As a Russian speaker, I can confirm that there is absolutely no way in Russian language to somehow misspeak his name as The Machine because it is literally the same word but spoken like Machina with A instead of silent E.

@FIDEL_CASHFLOW_

4 ай бұрын

Yeah if you believe that his story is real then you're dumb. I feel like most stand up comedians fabricate stories and tell them as if they were real but there is an unspoken understanding that both the audience knows that the story isn't true and the comedian knows that the audience knows that the story isn't true but everybody goes along with it for the sake of humor. Bert tells this story over and over and over again as if it's 100% true and people all over the place actually believe it.

@JohnClark-tt2bl

4 ай бұрын

​@@FIDEL_CASHFLOW_To be fair people have come forward saying they were on that trip, and at least some of it is true. I don't know.🤷

@johndodo2062

4 ай бұрын

​@JohnClark-tt2bl the trip might be true. Everything else is horseshit

@wlodek8757

4 ай бұрын

@@JohnClark-tt2bl Yeah but not that part, the word just isnt that different

@gord163

4 ай бұрын

I thought the joke was that instead of saying his name he panicked and said the machine, not that he misspoke his name in Russian, i could be wrong its been a while since ive seen that show. Not that im defending his humor, just if we are going to judge the jokes at least get the details right.

I never heard of this man before but now I feel bad for him. He's not a narcissist, he's the opposite. If he were he wouldn't harm himself as he has. Narcissists rarely harm themselves, esp. in public, as he has done. He definitely has an addiction to drink and it's destroying him. At this point I think it has taken him over and that's unfortunate. Anyway, that's my 2 cents, take it or leave it. Just saying.

Bert has been drinking and living life so hard he’s lookin like the white cousin of Beetlejuice (Lester Green) with them eyes! 😂

The worst part is that he really believes he's an amazing comic who made it on his own merit. I can't deny that he's worked hard and hustled for many years but he's always had the privilege of a family with noney to fall back on, has the most amazing luck of being in the right place at the right time repeatedly for years, and has been propped up by people who boosted him to heights he never could have achieved on his "talent".

@lampad4549

4 ай бұрын

Well by what you said he did make it on his own merit no?

@derpderpin1568

4 ай бұрын

People have families with money to fall back on in the overwhelming majority of all things people ever do. He still made it on his own. Horrible comment and just stupidly illogical. He is literally famous because of multiple viral comedy stories that he created, that's the only reason.

@xeagaort

2 ай бұрын

@@derpderpin1568not quite lil bro

Thank you for not torturing us with that painful squeal of a fake laugh for an hour. Stavros is known for the laugh too but it at least seemed genuine on cumtown, not surprised those two crossed paths.

@whitestguyuknow

4 ай бұрын

Stavros laugh actually feels genuine though. Bert is just constantly squealing like a pig

@krikeydial3430

4 ай бұрын

I'm happy to have found a community that hates this guy as much as I do. Bert is phony and unimaginative.

@MikeRotch24

4 ай бұрын

OR MAYBE they just have annoying laughs? Bert definitely pushes it but they just laugh a lot man

@CapcomGod

4 ай бұрын

As annoying as the fake greeks laugh got during ct, it was at least not nails on a chalkboard.

I think that, with hindsight, most people will agree that Bert taking a dump in a pizza box was the pinnacle of his creativity.

Dude, did you speed up the audio on this? 5000 words per minute. 😂

I have to disagree about the MDMA incident. It was very much addressed. Bert's wife was super pissed at Ari. After it happened, she didn't want her kids around him, too. Bert and Ari's friendship almost came to end. I think things are a lot better, nowadays.

@databattlesz

3 ай бұрын

The “mdma” incident… translation, the meth incident…

@hurngusmcdurngus9106

3 ай бұрын

I always thought ari was a piece of shit, I just never knew how deep it went.

@realeugene

3 ай бұрын

@@databattleszwhere are you getting meth from 💀💀

@yig_501

3 ай бұрын

i stopped listening to anything Aris in you dont do that shit

@Exera80

3 ай бұрын

@@databattlesz There was no meth involved, Ari put molly in Berts drink, and he pretty much got slammed by everyone for doing so, as it's seriously not at all funny to do so to anyone.