Imagine going down in history as a "genetic catastrophe"

@wendigo3140

4 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀💀

@victoriamarshall2212

4 жыл бұрын

CliffyMeyers some people would say at least they went down in history. For most of us gone equals forgotten🙃

@hata6290

4 жыл бұрын

yeah its sad

@NOU-iw3gb

4 жыл бұрын

If that's you in that dp, then you don't really have to imagine.

@williamloewen2291

4 жыл бұрын

...the day ain't over yet!!

When your family tree is a telephone pole, you got problems.

@pharv

3 жыл бұрын

It was a party line, lol.

@CeCeBookworm07

3 жыл бұрын

A twerking conga line.

@wolfwhohuntssmiling5274

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@arsevillian6816

3 жыл бұрын

More like a circle

@katybug6572

3 жыл бұрын

HA!

Interesting how constant inbreed can lead to impotence (in Charles II's case), it's like nature telling the family tree "look, this is as far as you can go"

@do3807

Жыл бұрын

End of the free trial.

@firstnamelastname-uw6vq

Жыл бұрын

Negative feedback loop basically.

@okaynevermind5130

Жыл бұрын

@@firstnamelastname-uw6vq could you please explain ? In curious :O

@denverbrown8904

Жыл бұрын

@@okaynevermind5130 A feedback loop is a an input/output system in which the result/output is "fed back" as input. A negative feedback loop has a "negative" output which is fed back thereby reducing the input, this eventually results in the input being driven to zero. Contrast this with a "positive" feedback loop where the positive result/output drives the input towards infinity.

@gracegallimore4580

Жыл бұрын

Literally the family tree was trying to stop them.

My mother’s family is from Hazard County KY. (She was born in 1940) She has told the story of being 10-12 years old and being in the General Store in Heinman, KY and one of the “Blue People” coming in to purchase supplies. My Grandmother told her not to stare, and as she recalled the man was a dusty light blue shade. She told that story for years and until the internet nobody really believed it. She is from a family of 9 children and she is the only one that ever saw one of the Blue People.

@bananatopper6598

Жыл бұрын

Your skin can turn blue from ingesting colloidal silver. Maybe those blue people were exposed or used it if they were sick? It’s got antibacterial properties.

@electrictroy2010

Жыл бұрын

Silver poisoning?

@communications23

Жыл бұрын

@@electrictroy2010 Watch the video? Maybe?

@cadencouch6213

Жыл бұрын

There is no Hazard county in Kentucky. Hazard is a city in Perry county

@Steelrat1994

Жыл бұрын

I remember seeing a family of people with blue skin when I was very little, and I have no idea whether that was real.

So all the Smurfs are blue because there's only one Smurfette?

@ZerokillerOppel1

4 жыл бұрын

Right...you caught on fast dude...lol...

@steventhedog94

4 жыл бұрын

Smurfette is not a real Smurf

@ruralsquirrel5158

4 жыл бұрын

Blondes have more fun. Actually, she's the village bicycle: everyone's had a ride.

@milehighsmokey3603

4 жыл бұрын

Bhahahaaa 😂

@tomf3150

4 жыл бұрын

@@steventhedog94 She was an artificial creation by Gargamel(iirc), with black hair. However, she became a true smurf thanks to Grand'Smurf's (the old one in red clothes) magic.

The fact that "for a majority of human history that people in charge were also the most genetically inferior" seriously blows my mind

@davidripley2916

3 жыл бұрын

Not much has changed though. Unfortunately.☠

@cruisepaige

3 жыл бұрын

Just look at so many psycho world leaders

@kamelhaj6850

3 жыл бұрын

@mountaingoat1003 Reminds me of the show "Undercover Boss".

@entityofthestars

3 жыл бұрын

Jeff Bezos looks.."off" to me.

@prince-electorsnoo2540

3 жыл бұрын

it aint true though

My parents are related, and we only found out when I was 15 after me getting genetic testing for Ehlers Danlos Syndrome. I tested positive for a type that is extremely rare, there’s ~9 documented cases in the world. When we found this out, my parents got tested because the likelihood of unrelated people both being carriers of the mutation and having a kid who has it, is extremely low. Turns out my great grandfather had a mistress who he had five kids with. One being my dad’s mom, while my mom’s mom was from the marriage he originally had. Confusing I know. They never met, never even knew each other existed, but growing up in a small community it was bound that they would meet eventually. And now I’m here! I don’t blame my parents, they didn’t know. Nobody knew. We only found out about the infidelity after my parents got ancestry testing. It’s wild

@p1dru2art

6 ай бұрын

Yeah but great grandfather I have to draw a picture but that still means that's still not so great good luck to you

I also turned into a blue person for a short time, although I have NO relation to the family of Blue People. Acute Methemoglobinemia (meaning not genetic) can also be caused by certain medications, such as local anesthetics. I found out the hard way that I am apparently very sensitive to these drugs and was treated with IV Methylene Blue as well. It happened over the course or an hour or two after a procedure I had & I started to turn blue and lose consciousness. It was extremely scary for both me and my parents. Once the toxicologist figured out what was wrong with me, they brought in all the medical students because it was such a rare thing to get to see in person. My blood was only carrying about 50% of the normal amount of oxygen. Methemoglobinemia basically makes your red blood cells less “sticky” so they’re not able to bind with and carry oxygen molecules as they normally would. The really interesting part that no one warned me about is that when you inject something dark blue into your veins, the first time you pee after that, it’s dark green! So I thought I was dying all over again. Funny now, not so funny back then! It took several days for that to work it’s way out of my system but the Methylene Blue literally saved my life and worked very quickly once they figured it out. That part took hours.

" If we get divorced does that mean we ain't brother and sister no more?"

@holly.eq78

4 жыл бұрын

frostyupnorth 😂yea

@bandanaboii3136

4 жыл бұрын

So then it's not incest anymore

@ru406

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@makyrgamyng9424

4 жыл бұрын

Just divorce and then become remarried! Boom! It ain't incest no more!

@kennymacdonald8226

4 жыл бұрын

Ask Ilhan Omar

My parents are related, and there really is an unwarranted stigma attached to it. I mean Im perfectly healthy, I have all 12 fingers with the relevant webbing.

@ImYourOverlord

3 жыл бұрын

Sure, but do you have the venomous spit?

@bigbean9480

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t know what to say to this-

@vinhphucnguyen4695

3 жыл бұрын

Hol up with the fingers part

@danielhinton6954

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@bensartakamcas1n126

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh sorry if this makes you uncomfortable but how does it feel if you gave yourself a handy?

We had a family JUST like that, at the grocery store I worked at. They went to our high school, & lower. And they are VERY nice people. But, it seemed as if both parents had some mental deficiencies, that also caused some physical deformities. I mean all of this, with the utmost respect. Because they are VERY sweet people, who just got a bad shake or dealt a rough hand. The daughter is my age, & I am friends with her on FB. She couldn’t BE a nicer person, & you KNOW she heard hell her whole life. Her younger brother was the worst, & ever could speak…he could only grunt & moan. I always felt so bad for them. They had to walk everywhere, & had no car. So, they had to walk blocks to the grocery store, which the son also had a waking issue. Then, shop, & then walk home. I always wanted to give them a ride home, when working there in high school. But, I couldn’t leave my job, to do it. So, I have a similar experience, in my life. This was the late-90s, when I was a Junior & Senior, in HS. We just…we didn’t make fun of them, or crack on them, even behind their backs. People still hear those things, at some point. But, also treated them like human beings, with the respect deserved for being such. I was bullied, too. So, I can understand that side. I can’t imagine what they went through, in a cruel world of the late-90s. Anyway….just had to share that. Lol!

@lilithjesus7718

8 ай бұрын

fucking metal ❤️‍🔥 . I couldn't agree more with this approach. it's amazing what people bully and judge just because they are different or because they want to be seen as funny and cool (as if bullying others is funny OR cool... )... or because they get bullied by their parents at home and finding someone else to bully gives them a sliver of relief from feeling like scum.... I enjoy standing up for others too...

@BrottenGuy

8 ай бұрын

@@lilithjesus7718 Man! Right back at ya! Fucking Metal! (I’m also a big metal-head. My profile pic here is actually an artwork of my own, from my college days. I’m a Graphic Designer, by trade. Anyway…just wanted to add our commonality there, as well! Lol!) Thank you very much, for your kind words. I do greatly appreciate it! I mean that honestly & genuinely. I tell people all the time that MetalHeads are actually some of the nicest, most respectful, & most caring, big-hearted people you will ever meet! As much as I ‘despise’ Hippies, I do call us “Metal Hippes”; only so those who are NOT like me or us can get a better understanding, of who we are as a whole or as a group & culture. What many of them don’t understand is …yeah, we may beat the shit out of each other in a Mosh Pit. But, it’s not malicious whatsoever. It’s just getting out pent-up aggression & anger. AFTERWARDs, when the song is over, we all shake hands & hug, & tell each other “Good work! Much respect, brother/sister! I hope all is well, with you!” Seriously. Yeah, you have your bad apples. But, we also take care of it in our own way, & get them the fuck out of there! Lol! Anyway….just wanted to add that in there. My apologies it has made this a tad lengthy! I hope I’m not _too_ long-winded, & you are able to complete this Reply Comment…because I truly appreciate & respect the words you gave to me there. Honestly! I respect that SO much. Ya see, I am going back to school to get my Masters in Psychology (I’m currently 41-years old, & have been a professional Graphic Designer ever since I graduated with my FIRST Bachelors Degree, in Fine Arts with an Emphasis/Focus on Graphic Design (that’s the official title, of my degree. Lol!) I want to help people! I wasn’t just bullied, I have Bipolar Disorder AND (get this) I was originally diagnosed with Generalized Anxiety Disorder, at the same time (when I was 25-years old). However, just recently that changed. More & more things began coming out of me, & it was changed to “Childhood PTSD Caused by Mental, Emotional, and Religious &/or Spiritual Child Abuse). So, what you said about bullies being bullied at HOME…? Yup! I was bullied both places. But, you’re absolutely RIGHT. And I have preached this to others, for YEARS. In fact, I JUST told my new counselor at the clinic I am currently attending (and about to ween off the medications, & get my life back ENTIRELY from my life of addiction! I’m so excited!)…I told him that I’ve ALWAYS made sure people know to NOT forget about the bully themselves or to throw them away. Don’t just automatically persecute & ridicule the bully. Especially if they are a kid or young themselves…which includes High School & even College-aged kids. I make sure people understand it’s a Mental Health thing, & that a good deal (if not overwhelming MAJORITY) of school bullies are ALSO bullied THEMSELVES, and done so at HOME by their own parent(s)! So, I am SO happy to see someone ELSE has this exact same concept & idea, as me. It sound like you & I are VERY like-minded, in a lot of ways. I LOVE it!!!!!! When I was a Junior in High School, I finally caught-up in physical size, with everyone else. Lol! It was baaaaaad news, for all the bullies, at THAT point. Lol! YEARS (my entire life) of being bullied at home AND at school made me physically AND mentally tough. The bullies didn’t know what HIT them, when I began fighting back. THEN…me & a couple/few other guys started taking up for others bullied…ESPECIALLY those in the “Learning Deficient” students/kids. We’d grab the bully and PUBLICLY bitch slap them across the face…not to physically hurt them. It did hurt. But, it’s not like it was the WORST pain. We wanted to humble them, & humiliate them in front of ppl so they knew what it felt like. Now…at THAT time (1997-2000), I DIDN’T have the mindset of “help the bully, TOO”. We weren’t as far along in Psychology & Mental Health, at that time; nor was I myself. But, still…MOST of the “bullies” we took down were ones we KNOW weren’t bullied at home. A lot of them were the arrogant & narcissistic rich kids. My wife was a bully back then, in fact. Why? Well, her step-dad (who is her Dad really. He’s been there for her & raised her since she 3-years old…*40* years ago! Lol!) was an alcoholic & she watched him physically BEAT her mother growing up. So, yeah. It effected her. NOW..? Completely different story, & I had already moved on my personal therapy. So, I was able to help HET. She’d never had that before. Anyway…I’ve rambled enough. I’m sorry, for that. I do truly hope you’ve been able to make it through all, of this. If so, I greatly appreciate that & you’re a TROOPER! Thank you! And if NOT - if you DIDN’T make it all the way through - that’s okay, too. I completely understand. I’m currently unmedicated due to us losing our jobs last November, losing health insurance, & no longer Abel to afford the treatment & meds right now. So, the “Racing Thoughts” side effect or symptom of Bipolar Disorder causes me to be a bit wordy, & kinda jump around. So, I hope I have not done that TOO much, & this is still coherently written. Lol! Really I just wanted to say it is AWESOME, to see ppl have the same type of mindset as my wife & I. And not just mindset, but LITERALLY having the exact same ‘idea(s)’ or ‘thoughts’ (referring to the bully being bullied at home part), because it’s NOT something everyone knows or realizes. In FACT, I’ve NEVER had a SINGLE person tell me that same thing, like you just did. So, I absolutely LOVE it, to FINALLY see someone else who not knit GETS it, but is on the frontlines with me on this & all on their own. I didn’t HAVE to ‘teach’ then or help them come to this realization, for te very FIRST time. You ALREADY did it! And I just…I just can’t put Into words &/or tell you just how AWESOME that is, & how HAPPY that makes me. It’s 7:50 am my time right now, & you’ve already made my day! Thank you!!! (And my deepest apologies, again; for this being so lengthy. I do get made fun of and bullied a LOT, for that…and do so to this very DAY! People all the TIME making fun of me on my personal FB & in-person. It hurts…but…yeah. I can’t help it. My brain just operates a bit differently than most people’s, so I also have a slightly ‘different’ way of speaking & communicating. I TRY to change it, but I can’t. I’ve failed, at every attempt. Even when I THINK I’m getting somewhere, NOPE! BOOM! I’m hit with it again. So, yeah. I’ll stop now. I’m sorry )

@failurenotsorry6600

3 ай бұрын

man, i hope they lived decent lives

Also from a small town, about 1000 people. Took Tae-Kwon-Do the next town over, bigger, about 5k people. In middle school I had my first proper girlfriend, we were 12/13 age and in the same class at the studio. That summer, I went to a cousin's birthday party and she was there. It was her cousin too, and not from the other side of the family by marriage. Needless to say, we opted to just be friends after that. I never dated again until I went to college and could guarantee I wasn't related to her.

"There were only so many royal families to go around" *banjo riff in harpsichord* "The Egyptian royal family was _super_ inbred" *banjo riff in sitar*

@JinxTheCat_plays

4 жыл бұрын

B Martinez the banjo riff is from the film Deliverance 😂 it’s a film about inbreds in the south US. Watch the clip on KZread when the kid starts playing the banjo it’s fucking funny the kid looks like his mother and father were brother and sister 😂

@peter_piper3004

4 жыл бұрын

Marie Antoinette queen of France was inbred she had a pouty lip. *banjo riff in violin*

@gracielacanales9548

4 жыл бұрын

B Martinez 😂😂😂😂😂love itttttt

@pesobands649

4 жыл бұрын

U mad?

@livefortheweekends9923

4 жыл бұрын

B Martinez Pakistani’s marry into cousins (arranges) their is a documentary on KZread and talking about genetic defects that occur

It's called bloodline, not bloodcircle, for a reason!

@shamusjackal

5 жыл бұрын

But a circle is drawn with a line...

@jaimesanchez5237

5 жыл бұрын

Lol......

@dipolyn

5 жыл бұрын

@@shamusjackal A line that is curved, and so the formula to calculate it is different

@Natalia-hf3et

5 жыл бұрын

😁

@Metaldetectormannn

5 жыл бұрын

That’s...GENIUS.

Its so interesting to hear about the inbreeding in the Habsburg dynasty as an austrian. I learned the history of the habsburgs petty precisely, learned all about the spanish habsburgs and know all those people you mentioned. But not a SINGLE time have I heard about all the priblems before. I guess austrians just want to make their history better but it really blew my mind i didnt learn about any of this.

"The grocery store." Yep, my home town too. Only one paved road that went into and out of town. Before asking someone out we had to ask what the names of their great grand parents are. I'm not joking.

I laughed way too hard at the banjo sound for Ancient Egypt. It’s like, that’s so removed from their culture- could you imagine going back in time and speaking to the Pharoh and going, “Oh man, eshhh, you guys are a little .... -Banjo sound- aren’t you?” And they’re just like ... what even is that?

@lynieshagaule6668

2 жыл бұрын

There was a line across read more so I don’t think it wanted me to read more

@shrimpbisque

2 жыл бұрын

Funny thing is, the banjo was originally from Africa. (Not that part of Africa, but still.)

@SlapstickGenius23

2 жыл бұрын

What about the Thai royals?

@fabulouschild2005

2 жыл бұрын

That made me laughed way harder than normal

@florenmage

2 жыл бұрын

Hmmmm ancient Egyptian banjoes... I think you mean the lyre. :P

Thanx for the shout-out bro!

@the-engneer

4 жыл бұрын

What?! Hahaha

@tiyab3104

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@docst5481

4 жыл бұрын

This is hilarious

@alexandererikson4850

4 жыл бұрын

You made a fake profile just to make a joke

@squu9800

4 жыл бұрын

@@alexandererikson4850 yep

Two additions: 1) Hitler's childhood village was isolated and deeply inbred... which might explain A LOT about his subsequent life. 2) The last Russian tsar's son had hemophilia, which came from generations of inbreeding with other European royals.

@Nickelbag610

Жыл бұрын

Hitler's mom and dad were Niece and uncle.

@mollytaylor2122

5 ай бұрын

Hemophilia is *not* related to inbreeding. It's a sex-linked trait, meaning men _cannot_ be carriers for the disease. Either they have hemophilia themselves, or its not in their genes at all. The last tsarevich, Alexei, inherited it _only_ from his mother.

I always remember that quotation by Durant and Durant which said that Charles II of Spain was, "...always on the verge of death but repeatedly baffling Christendom by continuing to live." If he is not the poster child for the ills of incest, then I don't know who is!

When he said “both, my cousin was both the bride and groom,” did anybody else for some reason think his cousin was marrying themselves?

@marga8732

3 жыл бұрын

Dude…that’s *exactly* what I thought! Haha!! 😂😂😂

@Shenaldrac

3 жыл бұрын

Selfcest bestcest?

@universecreator988

3 жыл бұрын

@@Shenaldrac I knew all my long hours of waxing my carrot with my trusty right hand weren't a waste of time!

@it.snowig

3 жыл бұрын

no

@David-Dash-IBA

3 жыл бұрын

Cousin Narcissus

and yet we inbreed our dogs and other pets and wonder why they tend to die younger or are more physically delicate.

@Lucky_Chase

4 жыл бұрын

Just say it: defective. 😂😂

@mothermayihavesomebleach2129

4 жыл бұрын

Akira: you’ll get a kick out of “double meryl dogs”

@CyanideOwl

4 жыл бұрын

And saddest shit is that people never believe that dogs can live longer than 8y in some cases. While the non bred dogs are very long lived for animal if this size i think.

@boyinblue.

4 жыл бұрын

I tried so hard to explain this to people, but defective Great Dane dogs are better than you know a fucking dog.

@Lanceolson4586

4 жыл бұрын

@Monserrat E try EVERY single dog with a pedigree

Yeah that was one of the bigger surprises I had during an undergrad anthropology course. Most societies up until the past 100-200 years would mate with their first and second cousins. It kind of makes sense as it isn't your immediate family and if you're living in a relatively small village in, say, 500 BC Germania, it's distant enough to not be super weird but close enough to solidify your clan's strength.

Joe, you can't tell me 'if you REALLY need to know more...' and not realise that it could sent me down an unpleasant rabbit hole about the "Colts" that I couldn't end until I'd found out the real names (of the adults) and saw what some of the family members were like. It left me with the awful feeling that only the youngest victims likely have a chance to break free; the older ones (who are also unfortunately perpetrators of abuse towards younger relatives themselves) seem so enmeshed with the family, what they've always known, and the 'us against them' etc., in addition to the very apparent cognitive delays caused by consanguinity, abuse and neglect.

That banjo just kills me when accompanied with that awkward expression, I can’t 😂

@gordslater

5 жыл бұрын

he got a real purty mouth ain't he? kzread.info/dash/bejne/noulzbihnLyTZaQ.html

@mrupsingod

4 жыл бұрын

@@gordslater god , it's time to break out the hoyt spider

@arihasy

4 жыл бұрын

It's the best part of the video 😄

@fernandofigueroa2408

4 жыл бұрын

“Squeal like apig,squeeeeal!!!”

@TumimuT

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh!!!🤣🤣🤣

10:24 - Impotence: nature's way of saying "Enough is enough!"

@trblessed1020

5 жыл бұрын

👏🏽👏🏽

@yake222

5 жыл бұрын

Nature: It's time to stop!

@SuperPhunThyme9

5 жыл бұрын

Don't tell me what to do, Nature.

@arcs3361

5 жыл бұрын

Define : "nature", is this the god worshipped by pantheists/pagans??? Did you get a recording of it speaking to you? Have you actually proved via the scientific method that "incest" is actually what caused the sterility and NOT some other of the bajillion potential variables one is affected by in ones lifetime? 😎

@istvankovasznai

5 жыл бұрын

@@arcs3361 yes.

Good information. My mother and her younger sister both had children by first cousins. Both are physically "normal" but both have psychological and emotional issues. The "family" to this day, refuse to accept knowledge of the close family ties. Remains a barrier to conversation to this day

@weiSane

Жыл бұрын

It's your duty to break that cycle. Talk about it and how bad it is . Don't just stay silent

@stefffthis

Жыл бұрын

My half-aunt had a daughter with her half-brother. They supposedly didn't know that they were related at the time. Their daughter has some mental problems, but a lot of it might be a result of the way that she was raised.

@electrictroy2010

Жыл бұрын

FOLLOW THE SCIENCE. It shows the mating between 3rd cousins is the most productive. It produces more babies that reach adulthood than any other coupling .

This is one of my 3 absolute favorite episodes of Joe's. The other two are the Radioactive Boyscout, and the Victorian episodes which I count as one video...why? Because, that's why.

That banjo sound effect is another level 😂

@asmrmy9664

3 жыл бұрын

Love it.

@ultimaterescreen

3 жыл бұрын

from Deliverance

@colleencummings1655

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@disbeech8515

3 жыл бұрын

Everytime I heard it, I nearly busted a gut laughing 🤣

@davidanderson2497

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

Old friend of mine got married and had a son. A year later his mom married his wife's brother.... His son has an uncle grandpa

@Holzkissen.

3 жыл бұрын

My nephew has a sister, both share the same bio dad but different mothers. So if like marry that girl (because I'm nor relate to her) I would be the uncle /brother in law of my nephew. Shit. I'm a sick weirdo

@MaleOrderBride

3 жыл бұрын

Where do you live? Ew...

@j.t.8344

3 жыл бұрын

Damn...

@SojuDaddy1

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like an adventure time character

@lauratude5132

3 жыл бұрын

Not incest if I got it right, just weird at most

As a Nova Scotian, I was wondering if I'd see the Goler family mentioned. You did not disappoint!

I'm really glad I stumbled on your channel. Besides being informative, you are just plain funny. I love your timing.

I can't wait to show my grandson/half-brother/father-in-law this video.

@arthurthekyogre9155

4 жыл бұрын

I would figure out on how your relative could be all those things, but i'm too tired to do that today

@BakedCallen

4 жыл бұрын

Now hang on a minute 😂

@arthurthekyogre9155

4 жыл бұрын

Ok i think i figured it out: His grandson married his half-sister (which is already incest), and it makes him half-brother in-law of this guy, they have a kid and years later this guy marries the child (which is kinda weird based on the age difference), so his grandson becomes his father in-law

@nijin3ecbs563cn

3 жыл бұрын

Dark

@rishabhsingh61

3 жыл бұрын

@@arthurthekyogre9155 😶😶😶😶😶 That's.... impressive.

"[...] Claiming that he didn't have a drop of blood in his body, his head was full of water, and his testicles were black." Man, old time roasts were vicious 😭😂.

@panicontheargo7034

3 жыл бұрын

We need to bring back roasting but like in old-timey language

@fbnflaviusbroadcastingnetw6786

3 жыл бұрын

BlockedUser doest, thou, thus a goode worke.

@alexchavez3244

3 жыл бұрын

The wet whispering eye loves to see and ponder thy bulge of a man in its present.

@MattJDylan

3 жыл бұрын

Yup, vicious roasts indeed: just ask Joenne of Arc...

@corninyourpoop

3 жыл бұрын

Hilarious lol but I want to say I read his autopsy was done over a decade after his death! So no wonder they said that but goddamn is that vicious lol

Because of this video, I watched "The Hollows." It's a lovely piece of 70s documentary with no commentary, no guidance, just letting the images and the people speak for themselves for better or for worse. It occurred to me that folks who encounter these people are likely to fall into two categories: 1) Mean people will make fun of them. This is just awful. 2) Look down on them. Pity them. This too is just awful. Pity means you look down on them. They need help, and you know what's better for them than they do. I think a more respectful way might be to offer them a little bit more comfort (e.g. indoor plumbing), and let them decide what they do or do not want. They should engage life however they wish.

@bigboss-tl2xr

Жыл бұрын

However they wish....as long as it DOESN'T include MORE inbreeding!🙄

teacher "draw your family tree" Habsburg's "⭕️"

sweet home alabama? no. *_SWEET HOME ANCIENT EGYPT_*

@alexandriaisokay964

3 жыл бұрын

The ptolomies lol

@ysgramorssoupspoon

3 жыл бұрын

god right

@reiakari

3 жыл бұрын

Three of Rameses the Great's Six Royal Wives were his daughters. I wasn't that surprised at all the brothers sister marriages (thanks for the spoilers Ptolemies), but wow the father daughter marriages during the early and middle kingdoms... some things I wish I could unlearn. 😨

@jacquese.f.m.paganel1530

3 жыл бұрын

*SWEET HOME HABSBURGS' POSSESSIONS*

@sachemofboston3649

3 жыл бұрын

Sweet home Pakistan

I belong to a large extended family and at one point my cousin asked me out. Now this guy was a sixth cousin, related by marriage, no shared dna whatsoever. But I still told him no bc I didn't want to be able to say that I'd met my husband at our family reunion lol.

@michaelmckesson6997

2 жыл бұрын

You realize a 6th cousin is a very distant relative. That would be about the same amount of relation as any random person walking the street. You've probably talked to some stranger more closely related, and didn't even know it.

@IncogNidos

2 жыл бұрын

You used your sanity. Good job 👍

@IncogNidos

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelmckesson6997 You realize that chance is very slim

@meawkitty1305

2 жыл бұрын

@@IncogNidos I'm not sure you realize how distantly related 6th cousins are

@meawkitty1305

2 жыл бұрын

Even if you did share DNA, it would only be about 0.01%

Another great video thanks Joe. I'm so glad I found your channel.

This is my new favorite channel I can’t get enough!

I couldn't stop laughing for the better half of this. The country sound bits are killing me.

@charlieinfinite9434

5 жыл бұрын

You're far too easily amused... or stoned

@superlameusername362

5 жыл бұрын

Ta Ta Ding ding ding ding... ding ding ding.

@ticklezcat5191

5 жыл бұрын

It's part of "Banjo Dual".

@20TonChop

5 жыл бұрын

I would like to clarify that he is putting the banjo music in to reference the movie "Deliverance". He is not equating country music to inbreeding. So if you think that then you are mistaken. Don't be a bigot. I just picture you chewing on an eraser laughing like Chunk from the Goonies saying " HUHUHHUHUHUHHU Country music HUHUHUHUHU" like an idiot.

@astromec6303

5 жыл бұрын

IKR? Especially the part he goes: “After a while, u know. U could be banging ur cousin!”

When your Father's Day cards reads ...."Happy fathers day uncle paw-paw".

@mechanoid5739

3 жыл бұрын

Or, 'Happy 21st birthday Grandmammy!'

@ltwig476

3 жыл бұрын

Well that is common today do to the heroine and opioid pandemics. Someone has to raise the children. Poor rule Midwest it is likely around 70%.

@rodgow7035

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@confusedcheesestick2742

3 жыл бұрын

@@mechanoid5739 Oh my- LOL

@bnashtay2278

3 жыл бұрын

@@mechanoid5739 LOL

Interesting little factoid: The Delta32 gene if you have only one you'd get the Bubonic plague but heal & survive acquiring immunity, but people that had double Delta 32 can't get infected, they also can't get AIDS either (re AIDS not sure if it's single or requires having double Delta32 again). I wonder if it also applies to COVID?

You are extremely educational and entertaining..... Love your videos and you ain't bad yourself 😘 thank you for the knowledge be safe

You can do an entire video about Iceland with this haha 😂 There are only 300,000 people there, and their number one dating app is an app called “Bump”, where two people “Bump” their phones together, and it gives you your family history to tell you whether or not you’re related lmao 😂 - First cousins - HELL no - Second cousins - “We can never tell anyone about this” - Third cousins - “Well, it was a good night, but we probably shouldn’t do that again” - Fourth Cousins - “So, I’ll see you next week?” 👍 😂

@katybug6572

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao oh jeeeeeeezzzz... 😬

@tranzco1173

3 жыл бұрын

I grew up in an area of Pennsylvania where this is a real problem, but it's a dirty secret people don't really talk about. THAT is the problem. At least in Iceland they discuss it, so it can be addressed. There were two families in my town that were all inbred and all of them were in "special" classes. In fact, an insult was to call someone their last name, or a slur based on their name. The funny thing is they were an OLD OLD family, and owned a huge amount of land, even though none of them had educations of jobs. They wouldn't sell their land, so it was a super weird situation. They lived in poverty sitting on million dollars worth of land (today at least). Broken downs cars and appliances all over their yards, houses falling apart, and crazy hand me down clothing. Kinda sad.

@Vikanuck

3 жыл бұрын

@@katybug6572 Haha what can you do when you live in a country that has a population that is roughly 0.000000043% of Kim Kardashian’s Twitter followers?! 🤷🏻‍♂️😆 If you find someone you love, you’re pretty much stickin with them for life, and there is practically no adultery in Iceland, because the only other people there are to cheat with are likely even closer relatives of who you’re with lmao 😂

@ImYourOverlord

3 жыл бұрын

Second cousin or more distant is Biblically acceptable, but socially creepy *LOL*

@ImYourOverlord

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lyle-xc9pg I don't think so.

incest a fun game the whole family can play

@michaelwachowski6998

5 жыл бұрын

Booooo lmao

@interwebfiend

5 жыл бұрын

Cornhole comes to mind

@MCsCreations

5 жыл бұрын

😲😂😂😂😂😂

@rea8585

5 жыл бұрын

EW!!!

@alaric_

5 жыл бұрын

Sister says to brother; "you're better in bed than father" to which brother replies; "that's what mom says too".

Yooo the tangent cam got me 😂 love it. Thanks brother good flix 🤙🏼

I really enjoy your videos. Muchs thanks man!

The blue people could have created an entire new race of human!

@turkialashiekh

5 жыл бұрын

Yasssssssss

@m3rcurialis

5 жыл бұрын

@@turkialashiekh *yessssssssss

@turkialashiekh

5 жыл бұрын

@@m3rcurialis no i meant what i said

@Mia-ln1zs

5 жыл бұрын

Well, technically they did, to most classical race categorize. They were a "subspecies" of the "Caucasian race." Until assuming no more practice inbreeding they were "genocided" by breeding outside of their closed group.

@rockopaws1610

5 жыл бұрын

SylenDraws retarded avatars

I was in Vienna.... and swear to god... every time I saw a Habsurg something I could hear the banjo bit in my mind... thank you very much.... you made my trip.

@medinalba

5 жыл бұрын

IT WAS NOT ONLY AUSTRIA..(autro-hjungary empire... part of Germany and NEDERLANDS:... BELGIUM, HOLLAND AND LUXENBURG -BENELUX-- all of them did it.

@daniloodnedica6841

5 жыл бұрын

is not called blue blood for nothing , is a reasson for that . just investigate for your own the bloodcircles (it s not lines in "royal" fammiallys over europe and asia , its a circles).

@chykim1

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

When I was 5 years old I was sexually molested by a 16 year old cousin, I had NO idea what had happened to me!!! When I turned 9, the only male sibling of my 2 sisters and I, began sexually molesting me, would beat me, berate me, telling me I was worthless and would never amount to anything, all of that damaged me mentally, caused me to be unable to conceive when my husband and I picked a time to start a family. NO family because of the abuse I suffered day after day!!!! It is unbelievable how many incestuous rapes take place in homes of folks we would refer to as fine upstanding citizens: NOBODY Knows what goes on behind closed doors!!! This is a TRULY SICK, DEMENTED world we live in!!! As a very young child I NEVER had peace of mind, I didn't even know what that was like!!!

@madmonty4761

Жыл бұрын

Yeah that will do it

@my95buick

Жыл бұрын

I hope you got counseling

@madmonty4761

Жыл бұрын

Damn good luck living a good life i guess

@sweetestaphrodite

Жыл бұрын

This comment reminded me of how fucked up my childhood was, too 😀🔫

@hangonsapto2338

Жыл бұрын

Hope you're ok

just found your channel and im hooked great content

The reason that people traditionally stick their pinky out when they're drinking tea is because the inbreeding of royalty caused them to have pinkies that were noticeably shorter than others. So people started sticking their pinkies out to show everyone that they were of royal descent.

@jondenmark322

3 жыл бұрын

Is this true ,,??*

@Nirvana262

3 жыл бұрын

@@jondenmark322 Yeah. I like to collect useless pieces of information. Like why people call 'shotgun' when claiming the passenger seat of a vehicle.

@jondenmark322

3 жыл бұрын

O i think i know thats from the stagecoach days the pillion passanger protected with a shotgun

@Nirvana262

3 жыл бұрын

@@jondenmark322 You are 100% correct.

@katybug6572

3 жыл бұрын

WTF?!?! Ughhhhhh yuck! 🤢

As a teenager I got interested in learning about my large pool of relatives. I was initially shocked to learn there were multiple lines to a few of them. When I traced it all out, I was relieved to verify there were no incestuous relationships, just two separate families with interlaced connections. Because some of my goofy cousins had me wondering…

@user-cu2gy9fc4o

Жыл бұрын

It’s kinda weird seeing all those comments cuz where i come from marriage between cousins is considered okay and even preferred in the countryside 😅

@electrictroy2010

Жыл бұрын

FOLLOW THE SCIENCE. It shows the mating between 3rd cousins is the most productive. It produces more babies that reach adulthood than any other coupling .

@pennyforyourthots

Жыл бұрын

@@electrictroy2010 technically yes. Make sure enough DNA to ensure no genetic incompatibility, while not sharing so much that it causes negative recessive traits to express themselves, but I would also argue that this isn't particularly relevant. In a world with modern medicine and the increasing ability to analyze and manipulate genomes, this kind of planning just simply isn't required. They're also probably isn't as much of a stigma around 3rd and 4th cousins, because a lot of people don't even know their third and fourth cousins due to being so far removed. The stigma is mostly around sibling, parent, and first and second cousin marriages. I'm also very concerned why you seem so defensive of inbreeding, even if you're a specific scenario isn't that bad. Like, you posted this exact comment dozens of times on a years old video.

@haphuongnguyen3358

Жыл бұрын

@@pennyforyourthots i kinda suspect this person is a little *banjo sound* themself...

Nice work! So strange that the ancient Egyptians, with their beautiful elevation/sidewise artistic representations look so lovely. Artistic license plus pharonic oversight, I guess. Again, thanks--wonderful stuff!

The duelling banjos is my ringtone so everytime you put that sound on my body shook up lmao

I knew a guy in the Navy that lost his security clearance because "his family tree lacked the proper number of branches".

@Janellabelle

4 жыл бұрын

Lol why would that make him lose security clearance? Or is that just a joke that said about him because he was stupid or something?

@theawkwardskeleton6608

4 жыл бұрын

Lady Janell of Lakeland yes, it’s a joke to imply he did something so idiotic the only explanation had to be inbreeding

@comicalcatastrophe1865

4 жыл бұрын

That's called a family stump

@jaymevosburgh3660

4 жыл бұрын

@@willwinn8559 You are obviously racist. Especially since you mostly just post stuff hating on Muslims!

@erniebuchinski3614

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know why, but that somehow sounds similar to "He was a couple cans shy of a six-pack."

*banjo intensifies* Paddle faster

@alaric_

5 жыл бұрын

Too late!!! Squeel like a pig!

@TP-tc7vp

5 жыл бұрын

@@alaric_ alright, fine, we did it! Me and the four other little piggies killed the big bad wolf!!!

@jes7574

5 жыл бұрын

What makes me the most sad is how banjo is associated with it. I love banjo

@ianmacfarlane1241

5 жыл бұрын

@@veehope2702 You've made this unsubstantiated comment on a few threads - seems like you might have some issues.

@veehope2702

5 жыл бұрын

Yes I do have an issue with the damaged lives that are still being born into this world due to inbreeding. Unsubstantiated? I'm sure you know how to use a search engine ... Joe has turned off links on his channel, I already tried providing a few.

Mountains are so isolating. I know thats obvious but everything that stems from that isolation is fascinating

Put your six finger webbed hands in the air like you just don't care!

@fajaradi1223

5 жыл бұрын

Me gonna mosh pit ...!!! Catch me baby ...!!!

@unrulysimian3897

5 жыл бұрын

Cmdr Benkai - you just won the interwebs! 😂

@mikebazor4466

5 жыл бұрын

Funny as hell,🤛🏻

@NOMAD-qp3dd

5 жыл бұрын

Lolz

@Carlos-nq7up

5 жыл бұрын

Ha hah bha ha ha haa ha that was funny!

Your presentation style had great ‘deliverance’...

@outcast935

5 жыл бұрын

Nicely done.

@LegendofMatt

5 жыл бұрын

GG

@3385holto

5 жыл бұрын

Well said sir

@brucemckay6937

5 жыл бұрын

Good one mate. Regards Bruce McKay 🇦🇺🙃

@eleanorstang08

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha I see what you did there

Really, really enjoying your thoughtful and interesting videos...I've just watched 5 or 6 on the trot. It has struck me many times in the past that could it be that we are all the product on inbreeding in one way or another over the centuries and if so what would we have looked like if it had never happened? Would we be more intelligent, stronger, taller, better looking?

That Banjo gets me cackling every time.

The only thing he ever said to me was, "Copenhagen" XD

@Wot50202

4 жыл бұрын

Tbh my nearby gas station probably knows me by that word alone as well

@InventorZahran

3 жыл бұрын

It took me a really long time to realize that he was referring to the Copenhagen tobacco brand.

The banjo cracked me up. I already forgot the title, and was waiting for the reason why they had droopy eyes, until "di di din din din".

🤣😂🤣idk how the heck I stumbled across this hilarious but educational information but dammit it made and frustrating day a little bit better thanks so much..btw your expression kill me 😁

Great video. A very interesting topic. Thanks for enlightening us. 🤔🤔🤔

Me: Grandma am I handsome Grandma: Like a prince! The prince: 10:06

@LmaoMoni

4 жыл бұрын

OMG HAX OML

@thefricking5407

4 жыл бұрын

ok

@djskullboy2871

4 жыл бұрын

Omg so funny haha whining and complaining I’m totally dying rn

@Bigbrodonateddollarsthroughsup

3 жыл бұрын

Get rekt kid lmao jk jk

I’ve seen a member of the Fugate family. He served in the US Military and was at a local restaurant on Veterans Day for several years. His skin was a definite blue, about the shade of the wall behind you, and his hair was snow white. He was a striking looking man for sure.

@fart63

3 жыл бұрын

You deadass just saw a smurf

@sfkarch

3 жыл бұрын

@@fart63 I sincerely hope that you’re a 12 year old boy because, if you’re an adult, you should be ashamed of yourself. He isn’t a smurf. He’s a man. A man who served his country with honor and who was probably given a lot of unnecessary grief by ignorant people like you throughout his life.

@fart63

3 жыл бұрын

@@sfkarch oh my god imagine being so pissed at a damn joke

@sfkarch

3 жыл бұрын

@@fart63clearly I am not convinced that you’re as funny as you think you are.

@fart63

3 жыл бұрын

@@sfkarch Frankly I don’t care too much if you found it funny or not. It wasn’t meant to be the most hilarious thing on the planet. How long have you been using the internet that you lose your head at such an observational basic joke

love ur videos bro 👍

Man, that banjo just makes this video. Now I really wanna watch that new Game of Thrones spin-off about the Targaryens and play that banjo in my head. lol

It would have been so good if you'd had an orchestral version of that hillbilly jingle for when you were talking about European royalty, and an Egyptian sounding version when talking about the Pharaohs.

@vestden6096

5 жыл бұрын

It's also interesting to see that quite a few of the better known pharaohs were actually the children of secondary wives like Thutmosis III for example...

@alexcavazos3341

5 жыл бұрын

@@vestden6096 not as inbred as others good

@markgigiel2722

5 жыл бұрын

Dueling banjos is actually a great song.

@love1godyah556

5 жыл бұрын

+ dude, I can tell you were smoking some good shyte to come up with that analogy for the music. How about, a hillbilly whistle whenever he starts and pauses between intro. Inbreed with blue eyes, blond hair. Peggy Sue's, Barbara Ann's, and Betty Jean's of the upper USA. Plus, Those hills have three eyes...a pair of dungerees, and a corn cob pipe to smoke your good weed in.. ha ha ha! Gotcha huh?

@allisonalexander3569

4 жыл бұрын

European royalty are not related to "hillbillies". The term hillbilly is for the men who fought with King William 111, King Billy at the Battle Of The Boyne.

3:53 It’s also said that she had a blue house, with a blue little window, and a blue Corvette, and everything was blue for her. And herself, and everybody around ‘cause she ain't got nobody to listen.

@stanpines9011

5 жыл бұрын

Dabadee dabada

@LaRedPDX

5 жыл бұрын

Blue is the color..... Of clothes that I wear.

@rmoim99

5 жыл бұрын

Stan Pines Dabade edabada

@josebaez5967

5 жыл бұрын

Booooooo

@bruhmoment1196

5 жыл бұрын

I'm blue Dabe da ba de

gives a whole new meaning to “I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill”

Just love your deliveries and intellectual humour.....thank youtube for you.😅🤗😃

Next time I hear “Walk Like an Egyptian”, I’m going to picture a derpy Tut waddling around like a penguin.

@RHart38

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@03.ximipa3ahmadrinofarosmu3

4 жыл бұрын

I Think you mean *"Oingo Boingo"*

@Rekusasu827

4 жыл бұрын

@@03.ximipa3ahmadrinofarosmu3 -All the old paintings on the tombs- *SHINJITERU ZE* *SHINJITERU YO*

@Herobrine21777

3 жыл бұрын

@@Rekusasu827 AYOOOO JOJO REFERENCE

@ireallyneedtherapy1126

3 жыл бұрын

Nathan yare yare daze...

“What are you doing step-Pharaoh?”

@blarfroer8066

3 жыл бұрын

I got stuck between the pyramid blocks

@enlightendbel

3 жыл бұрын

If only it was step-Pharaoh.

@MD-zm6sn

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my god haha.

@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen

2 жыл бұрын

I'm doing good, just hanging out with my hot sis

@WickedPhase

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo 💀

the color correction tip is awesome, thanks joe

Now I'll never hear Banjo music the same again. Thanks Joe!

I worked in a small town and someone said “ don’t ask too many questions because the gene pool is very shallow. It’s more common than I realized

@Andytlp

4 жыл бұрын

note to self: avoid small towns.

@aquariusvibe7851

4 жыл бұрын

I'm the captain now i live in a small town and we all just get with each others ex's.

@fbnflaviusbroadcastingnetw6786

3 жыл бұрын

thebarky1988 Kentucky or Alabama??

@nestorpizzichini3016

3 жыл бұрын

i live in a really small town. sAVE MEE-

@yani4349

3 жыл бұрын

I lived in a small town for 2 years. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, had dated each other at some point. 🥴

That damn banjo everytime😂

@miou-miou-

3 жыл бұрын

i was hoping for the guitar reply of that banjo run each time they showed a cousin they married.

@nauticalstar8363

3 жыл бұрын

I chuckled like a middle school kid every time the banjo played.

Sniffle! There goes my 40+ years of fuming passion for the banjo!!! 😂😂😂

"The family that lays together, stays together." That's how it goes isn't it? 😂

When your family tree is a broom stick...actual joke here...

@RainyRunningRiver

5 жыл бұрын

Clever sir.

@ownerfate

5 жыл бұрын

** 11:46 **

@codename9824

5 жыл бұрын

More like a wreath...

@gabrielonibudo5710

5 жыл бұрын

ownerfate wtf bro

What do these folks do to celebrate Halloween? Pump kin.

@DHMenke

5 жыл бұрын

Ha ha ha ha

@MaIContent

5 жыл бұрын

LMAO u are a twisted individual...

@ivanbuljanvanboelken4676

5 жыл бұрын

AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAA😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😱😅😅😅😅😅

@JJs_playground

5 жыл бұрын

Tortuga bro, you win KZread comment of the month. Bhahaha..

@Eratiik

5 жыл бұрын

Oof.

I'm having a not-so-ok day and I just wanted to tell u thank u for making me feel better.

There is never a better use for the banjo than this video!

Blue skin is nothing to be ashamed of. Tobias Funke is perfectly normal.

@arsarma1808

5 жыл бұрын

maikatase Narrator: “He wasn’t.”

@memeyloaf7999

5 жыл бұрын

“I just blued myself”

@TheOnlySamyy

5 жыл бұрын

back in the days, if you werent white, you'll get shamed on

@tobiasfunke6284

5 жыл бұрын

I am normal

@memeyloaf7999

5 жыл бұрын

Tobias Fünke I beg to differ

I will never get over the banjo overture every two minutes in this video

@DeAngelo77

3 жыл бұрын

You need a better sense of humor. It’s funny the first 20 times but after a while, it feels like the autistic kid at school trying too hard to be funny.

@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen

2 жыл бұрын

@@DeAngelo77 I'm Autistic, so get out of my tomb

@CorvusCorax.

2 жыл бұрын

same omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@vegasspaceprogram6623

2 жыл бұрын

@@DeAngelo77 I'm also autistic...and think it's funny...

That Dueling Banjos sound effect from Deliverance kilt me.🤣🤣🤣🤣

That f**king banjo sound is killing me 😂 love it

I love how the word inbred can be played with a musical note.

@bluetaigax1747

4 жыл бұрын

And to mention from a banjo

@bluetaigax1747

4 жыл бұрын

@@willwinn8559 (jesus christ, the use of emojis. cringe.) just a flute from india would do

@handsomejack5787

4 жыл бұрын

That fuckin' banjo creased me up the more i heard it

@liliannamathers3428

4 жыл бұрын

There is a town outside of Oklahoma City that's allegedly full of inbred people. I'm very scared to look into it, and you're a very nice person to not want to re-enact Flowers In The Attic. I want that memory scrubbed from my brain.

@suelawson7273

4 жыл бұрын

@@liliannamathers3428 those books are weird 😣

Hapsburgs at a Family Reunion: Trogladan Turns his Pumpkin shaped head to Sister-Wife; "did you hear about Uncle-Cousins new neighbours? Deformarella, his Sister-Wife; tries to turn her non existent neck towards him; "No, what?" Trogladan; "well apparently, Grauntmother Quasimodina says they are *shudder* Outbred!!! "Yeth" lisps Great Brothuncle Igor, lurching towards the table on his club foot, slapping a servant out the way with his 9 fingered hand "thome people's breeding truly have not a thingle thandered, the bloody Thavegeth"!!

@lolwhat5993

4 жыл бұрын

Highly underrated comment

@drmike9

4 жыл бұрын

I will follow you to the ends of the earth, meh lord.

@WolfCourtaud

4 жыл бұрын

No man in that family was named Igor, you racist idiot. It's a Russian name.

@Ixe2077

4 жыл бұрын

I hate and love how vivid this is.

@michaelweems679

4 жыл бұрын

@@WolfCourtaud Really!? That's what you decided to call him on? For using the name Igor? I hope you are joking.

With the thing joe scott mentioned, his family looks like a heart. If it has his parents going up in a \/ shape, and his dad’s sibling is to the right of him, (assuming the dad is initially on the right) and his mom’s sibling is to the left of her, and the cousins go straight down from there, and the child goes all the way back down in the middle and below joe, then it’s a heart.

Even though I’m from the south, I died laughing at the banjo implications.

“He was impotent....thank God.” 👏🏽

@jinnamonroll5684

2 жыл бұрын

Timestamp pls

@blaz3ofglory

2 жыл бұрын

@@jinnamonroll5684 10:24

@REmcoo36

2 жыл бұрын

😄😄

Hillbilly Darth Vader : Luke . . . I am your FATHER . . . and Uncle.

@rocketboy1017

4 жыл бұрын

and grandpa

@gauchonic4220

4 жыл бұрын

Uncle Daddy!!!

@15-gurdjieff88

4 жыл бұрын

Robert Schmidt that’s not what he Said.

@sergeydc

4 жыл бұрын

Darth Vader never says “Luke, I am your father" at least not in this universe... (Mandela effect?) He actually says "No, I am your father"

@gracielacanales9548

4 жыл бұрын

Robert Schmidt 😂😂😂😂

Love that banjo as the way to interpret this whole thing here.

Getting a lot of mileage out of that banjo riff

So Smurfs became blue because of inbreeding? Who could have guessed... 🤔

@3mar00ss6

5 жыл бұрын

LMAO 😂😂

@stephanesurprenant60

5 жыл бұрын

One Smurfette for an entire village... Fortunately, she wasn't really their sister. XD

@zappedguy1327

5 жыл бұрын

LOL!

@Metaljacket420

5 жыл бұрын

@@stephanesurprenant60 Yeah I was gonna say makes sense seeing as there's one female in the whole village.

@Anonarchist

5 жыл бұрын

fact, smurfette was a magic real doll spy. the question you should be asking is how did papa smurf populate a whole village of men with no females?