Singing under his breath: “I haven’t read the instructions, but if you have a masters in philosophy you know the world is just a product of your imagination. So if you just look at the engine it will do what you want” 😂😂😂

@Sgirl

3 жыл бұрын

I think that was my favorite part

@glanmiregal6513

3 жыл бұрын

Yep. Possibly a view of this wonderful vlog may have prevented me spending the day in a futile (but educational) attempt at fixing my broken washing MACHINE. Laughing at Phillip’s antics is just the tonic for my blues! 😂

@susanrussell8195

3 жыл бұрын

My German son is graduating from Oxford with a Master’s in philosophy. I worry about what kind of jobs he’ll qualify for. Now, after Phillip’s words, I’m resting easier. The world is his oyster.

@juliechurch291

3 жыл бұрын

Your vlogs are such a pleasure to watch x

"We'll inspect the well, with the help of a child", this and the badger, just cracks me up, just love Philip's humour. 😂

@ShipCreek

3 жыл бұрын

...and the youngest was already practising being upside down🤣😂

@CH-nb3nz

2 жыл бұрын

I am still laughing!🤣🤣🤣

Nathan’s HELP Sign and trying to get out the barn was superb! Philipp’s branch disguise was another stroke of genius!!

@ibosquez5238

3 жыл бұрын

"I'm bearly visible" he said. I hardly recognized him.

@grace7701

3 жыл бұрын

That ending was the best part!😂🤣😂

@ibosquez5238

3 жыл бұрын

@@grace7701 I'm just glad he escaped. Poor guy. 😄

@hollyssimplelife1634

3 жыл бұрын

Loved it

@KrisanthiaMum

2 жыл бұрын

Definitely a stroke of genius and hilarious. I’m glad I found this vlog. I’ve been catching up on this channel and so happy I discovered it. This family is a delight 🥰 Can’t wait to finish watching their past episodes and then continue to enjoy the fun and exciting content. Thank you for sharing with the world!!!

Nathan is my favorite recurring character on this show. :P

@rnggall9640

3 жыл бұрын

he sure is a trooper

@deannehuizenga4845

3 жыл бұрын

Yes! And Benoit too.

@tinetkkr6041

3 жыл бұрын

I love French lessons with Nathan as teacher!

You have definitely found your own unique style amongst all the chateau creators, and i just love it. Thank you so much for the perfect mix; history, renovations, gadgets, fun, humor and tons of entertainment. You guys rock! :)

@HowToRenovateAChateau

3 жыл бұрын

Glad you enjoy our videos! Thank you!

@AndersBu

3 жыл бұрын

Yes , I agree 100% ♥️❤️👏🏻♥️❤️

@ichaconf

3 жыл бұрын

There are really very few originally enterteining Chateau vlogs and this is one of them. Keep the great work both at the Chateau and with this vlog.👏👏👏

@susanrussell8195

3 жыл бұрын

I couldn’t have said it better. The yin and yang of this couple is perfect. Nathan is a welcome addition. I enjoy the challenge of the French lessons and conversations. I like to see the difference between was is said exactly and the subtitles.

@carimavandijk1091

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I watched multiple channels that are renivating a chateau but I only continued watching this one because this channel is entertaining in just the right way

Not gonna lie, I'm pretty jealous of Philipp's ability to become a tree, befriend a badger and talk to the camera all at the same time... This man is an inspiration! Great episode guys, you're awesome! Much love :) PS: That wallpaper is glorious!!

@HowToRenovateAChateau

3 жыл бұрын

Ahah, thanks a lot Ryan! I just learned from other comments that I could as well have been killed by that Badger, being so close to him! Apparently they are less friendly then they look... cheers!

@ShipCreek

3 жыл бұрын

@@HowToRenovateAChateau 😱😂🤣😂🤣😉

@susanrussell8195

3 жыл бұрын

@@HowToRenovateAChateau I was fearful of your well-being. Badgers are vicious little creatures disguised by fur. Have you seen their feet? They have sharp, long claws!

@ChristineKelly1000

3 жыл бұрын

@@HowToRenovateAChateau as a child my Grandmother told me that if you ever got attacked by a badger they would bite your leg and not let go till they heard the bone snap! The only way to get them to detach was to get a branch and snap it so the badger thought it had done the job. I thought initially that’s what you were doing with the tree branch. 😂

@tinekejoldersma

3 жыл бұрын

@@ChristineKelly1000 Your grandmother told you a story to scare you. We are dangerous, badger not so much.

“ we have nice trees and we have stupid trees. “ 😆

@bethlynn5001

3 жыл бұрын

I have said very similar things every time I have EVER trimmed my trees! :-)

"with the help of a child" I almost spit out my coffee. I love your humor!

Loved the David Attenborough segment! Nathan deserves a raise for his excellent French instructions!

Not even a pause. “With the help of a child”. 😂😂 I almost choked on my Kit Kat bar. Philip is a master of comedic timing.

Nathan is just the perfect addition for this series!

@karlasmit7535

3 жыл бұрын

He is the straight man to Phillip.

@ShipCreek

3 жыл бұрын

I gather they tried many but they kept escaping🤣😂🤣😂😉

Yet again Philip was quite amusing while Anna was showing her creative talent. I needed some chuckles. I don't ever want to miss an episode.

Philipp should be worried, Nathan is the influencer now. He steals every scene he is in. And I love his 4th reason for the chipper - it makes noise!! (And you can tell that Nathan and Philip have a great relationship. And the kidding around.)

Glad Philipp has finally found somebody equally as mad as himself in Nathan ... I am still laughing about that "HELP" sign at the end !!!

The copyright for the wallpaper will have definitely expired, so you’ll be able to recreate it. If you can find out who made it, it’s possible that the company might still have an archive, or have passed their archives to a museum, with (a) the original woodblocks still surviving, and (b) a paper record of the exact design, who purchased it etc. The V&A has some remarkable wallpaper archives for British wallpaper (by the manufacturer Cowtan and Tout). Dr Wendy Andrews (Cambridge) is the expert on these. In France there was also a big guild of ‘painters and paperhangers’ controlling the wallpaper trade and they might be worth looking up too.

@HowToRenovateAChateau

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for these insights! We'll start research!

@deannehuizenga4845

3 жыл бұрын

@Mister Professor This is fantastic news! Oh Anna! My jaw dropped when I saw the beautiful grey/blue motif from the 18th century. I truly hope you can reproduce it. And dear Phillip and Nathan the gardens are becoming more beautiful each week! I am glad Nathan escaped. (again)

@debbieocallaghan3381

3 жыл бұрын

@@deannehuizenga4845 Huizenga is my maiden name! Born in North Dakota.

@Dethblock3

3 жыл бұрын

Screen print would work great for this wallpaper!! I totally am on the side of make exactly as is was!! Its incredibly beautiful and I am amazed at how much you were able to remove!!! My favorite part of textile designing is getting ancient fabric that's missing some of the repeat, so I have to come up with what goes there. Looks like u have all the info which is GREAT

@catherinepatterson4720

3 жыл бұрын

@Mister Professor Thank you kindly for sharing this website. I never knew this museum existed. I’ve now added it to my bucket list of places to visit. Much appreciated.

Rarely do I laugh out loud at people's wit and jokes, but Philip is absolutely hysterical and makes me laugh out loud!! Vous etes formidable!! Merci!!

"Get the help of a child to inspect the well" cracks me up 🤣🤣🤣

@daan6763

3 жыл бұрын

that had me in stitches... had to explain it to my daughter, who now thinks this channel is quite worrisome...

@eamonnryan6602

3 жыл бұрын

@@daan6763 she has to learn the art of sarcasm 🤣🤣🤣

@daan6763

3 жыл бұрын

@@eamonnryan6602 she does, i think she was being a bit arch...

“Stupid landlord and his grumpy wife” was the pencil drawing according to Phillip. 🤪

Philip you are a breathe of fresh air and with Nathan as your side-kick, it won't be long before Hollywood will be knocking at your door 🤣. I look forward to learning more about the wallpaper and how you decide to recreate it. Bravo to you all 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🇬🇧

@HowToRenovateAChateau

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you Michelle, glad you enjoy our videos! :)

The addition of Nathan is perfect. Laughed my head off. I think he and Phillip are one-in-the-same

Nathan is so patient with you, he’s a star. 🌟

Haha, the French lessons with Nathan get me everytime, hilarious! :)

RUN NATHANIEL! RUUUUUUNNNNN!!!! Hysterical!!!! 😂😂😂 Brilliant comedy!

Philip had me in stitches of laughing 😂 with the badger

Your sense of humor translates beautifully Phillip. As we say in Texas, “you’re a hoot”.

Philip is hilarious! A degree in philosophy, heap of branches, etc . . . Great entertainment!!! 😂

Phillip always makes me chuckle, love the working humourous realtionship he has with Nathan!

You are seriously all getting funnier and funnier every episode. Nathan is once again fantastic.

‘This is as close as I’ll ever get to a Ferrari’ 😂😂😂

What a great couple you are. Phillip I think you are not aware of your humour and Anna I think you have the patience of a saint. But whatever it is, it certainly works in your vlogs. Such fantastic entertainment. Thank you for allowing us to join you all.💕

@AndersBu

3 жыл бұрын

👏🏻♥️

@diannescott2551

3 жыл бұрын

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I don’t use to comment but I want you to know that I love you all and your sense of humour 😂You’re absolutely hilarious, and at the same time , what you’re doing there, the renovation and the creativeness , the gardening , everything that’s going on is so interesting! Keep on being you, you’re such a sweet , loving family...🥰🙏🏾

The bone dry delivery of humour makes this vlog unmissable, never a week seems to pass without a laugh out loud moment. Thanks Phillip, Anna and of course Nathan for bringing us How to Renovate a Chateau. You are bringers of Joy.

Every man’s dream a toy that rebs up like a race car. Lol. The help sign was a hysterical, I laughed till I cried .

'Jackson Pollock topiary' totally cracks me up... no wait: Look at this red! This is as close as I ever get to a Ferrari! Is my favourite line. No, wait: The end is the best part, so very Monty Python... (and the wallpaper pattern is just awesome!) Thank you!

lol Philipp and his sidekick Nathan are the best duo

Looking forward to seeing what Anna creates for replacing wallpaper.

Nathan and Phillip are a great double act .Anna is so creative and I love her ideas .

I got a real laugh when Philip said this is the closest he would come to a Ferrari. Enjoy the sense of humor between both of you. Cheers, Larry

Philip playing David Attenbourgh with a badger basically what I do with all the critters in the woods around my house. Very relatable lol.

The subtle humor of the episodes is always appreciated 😁

Ahhhhhhh the bigger the boys the bigger the toys! Another great one, Philip! Nathan is becoming a great sidekick in his own right. Your vlogs are amazing! Where else can we watch a compilation of Richard Attenborough, Bruce Willis - with a philosophical side note and painting art history. Meanwhile Anna’s delicate archeological discovery and a brilliant trick to silence the smoke alarm. Your vlogs are delightful short movies! Thank you for brightening up our Sundays!

@HowToRenovateAChateau

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much, Birgitt, we love your review ! :)

You never know what it is going to come out of Philipp's mouth. And when it does come out, I fall to the floor in laughter. The guy is FUNNY.

Nathan is a good sport. Always entertaining to see him.

Anna, wallpaper is your element :)And yes, frame it 🖼 👌

That "I haven't read the instructions..." song is gold. Love Philipp's humor!

My goodness what a sense of humor, very enjoyable .

Philipp reminds me of my grandfather sometimes. He had a similar way of saying hilarious things with perfect nonchalance. I’d never come across anything quite like it until watching this channel and it’s wonderful 💜

When cutting a branch, you should always undercut a bit first, so when the branch falls, it doesn't rip bark from the trunk. Great vlog this week, can't wait to see the inspired wallpaper!

@HowToRenovateAChateau

3 жыл бұрын

You're right! I did cut them in two times though, with a clean cut in the end but it didn't make it in the editing... :)

I'm dying for a tour of the outbuildings, to see them and learn more of their history. Would you please consider an outbuildings tour vlog?

You brighten up my Sunday’s Philip live your sense of humour x

Another award winning episode! With such a fantastic cast…who knows if Barry the Badger won’t become a regular as well!!

@HowToRenovateAChateau

3 жыл бұрын

Benny Badger is visiting regularly, I think he's up for a slot in the show!

@jessicathespy

3 жыл бұрын

@@HowToRenovateAChateau hes eating the june bug larva, skunks here in canada dig our up this time of year

nooooooooooo, I can't wait another seven days for a new episode (crying face)

Not only have I seen Fargo. I LIVE in Fargo, North Dakota. You betcha.

@HowToRenovateAChateau

3 жыл бұрын

How lucky :)

@karlasmit7535

3 жыл бұрын

I am in South Dakota. Hi neighbor.

@lisaa8437

3 жыл бұрын

I’m in Minnesota and yes we do talk that! 😂🤣 ‘Yaa, sure den’. ‘Don’t cha knooow’

Phillip, Clematis requires its roots to be sheltered from the sun. Either underplant the clematis with other plants or place a large stone on the roots to keep the roots from overheating. Additionally, apply only a thin layer of your newly shredded wood chips as fresh wood chips can affect temperature, soil pH, and soil nitrogen levels. From an avid gardener in the US.

That degree in Philosophy....useful

I so enjoy the "humor" of this vlog! Along with the history, diy info and just fun. The filming style is so great, it keeps me coming back again and again!

I have enjoyed joining your journey. You have separated yourselves from the "pack" and I think bring a great mix of story, DIY, and very drole humor. I really look forward to your episodes. Thank you so much!

love Nathan in the videos, these are a tv show worthy episodes !

Ha Ha! The miserable landlord and his virtuous wife...perhaps Nathan will inscribe something on a wall regarding the removal of nettles.

A really great vlog today! The wood chipper is excellent and you'll use it often! The old wallpaper is such a beautiful design.....I can see why you wanted to remove it carefully and keep it in tact! It would be lovely to recreate the paper for the hallway and even feature it in some other places. Framing some of the original salvaged pieces would make an interesting collage of history.....different sizes and designs of beautiful gold leafed frames......It would really accent the wall from which the old paper came. Love the humor that Phillips ads to your vlogs! Bravo!

Agapanthus would be beautiful in the well-house trough planter-it would provide some height and they like being constricted in their pots, so a perfect place for them.

I REally do hope YOU SAVE THAT WALLPAPER DESIGN. IT REALLY IS BEAUTIFULL AND WILL LOOK LOVELY IN YOUR HOME

Love love love!!! The wallpaper is fantastic Anna!!!! Poor Nathan!!! Thank you guys so much, love from Nebraska America!

Fantastic episode as always! When sawing off branches, you should make a cut on the underside first so that the bark of the tree isn't stripped by the weight of the falling branch.

@HowToRenovateAChateau

3 жыл бұрын

You're right! I did cut them in two times though, with a clean cut in the end but it didn't make it in the editing... :)

Philipp and Nathan, what a comedy duo!

You guys are BETTER THAN TV SHOWS & MOVIES!!! Thanks for making SUCH fun for the rest of us who can ONLY DREAM of such places!!! :D

Philip is absolutely hilarious with his machine :D

Love Nathan and we definitely need more French lessons with Philipp!

I was so entertained, I was compelled to subscribe. Philipp is so funny with his sidekick Nathan. The machine action along with the “prisoner” sequence was hilarious. Anna’s care and her creative interest with the vintage wallpaper was equally engaging. Thank you both so much for sharing your hard work in the revitalization and repair of your chateau and it’s grounds with such charming effort.

The wall paper is beautiful. Loving the idea of recreating the design and framing the old. A new toy is always exciting. Nathan brings lot's of laughter. You boys must have a great time together... ❤🇦🇺

OMG Phillip is HILARIOUS 😂. It’s like watching a Mr Bean movie 😂 . This vlog MADE MY DAY 😘

National Geographic Award winning piece lol! You are so funny 😂 checking the well out with lowering a child😂😂😂

I would reproduce the wallpaper! It’s beautiful as is and has meaning to the house and history 🥰

@margiemistretta8885

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

Each episode is better than the last. I come for chateau content and stay for the humor. Thank you so much for sharing, I look forward to it each week.

@HowToRenovateAChateau

3 жыл бұрын

Glad you enjoy it!

Thank you so much for the perfect mix; history, renovations, gadgets, fun, humor and tons of entertainment. Nathon is just the perfect addition for this series!

Can’t wait to see what you do with the wallpaper Anna. You two add so many smiles and laughter into lives every week. Phillip, you’re hysterical!

These vlogs keep getting better and better. You're all amazing! 😄

We used to own a chipper almost as large as yours. A bit smaller. I named her Edna. She was amazing. Transformative. Hope you have many a noisy, empowered, transformative afternoon in your garden.

You are absolutely correct about the Stupid Sycamore trees - they are everything you said. I live in Southern California and it took over 4 years to get rid of all the little trees that popped up in my yard from the seedlings from my neighbor’s sycamore . . . 4 years AFTER they removed it from their front yard‼️🌳 And the root system is crazy how deep it goes immediately.

Wow Phillip got close to that badger!! They dont have very good eyesight and the wind must have been blowing away from Phillip to be able to get so close. Cool!

Phillip cracks me up!! So funny! 😂 Anna, that wallpaper is gorgeous! ❤️ Nathan is great! Thanks for the French lessons 😊

A Jackson Pollock hedge, simply splattered me to pieces. ~ Well done Anna! What a spectacular find!

I needed a good laugh. I am moving, into a 1972 mobile home to care for my elderly parents. No wallpaper, big windows, or sweeping lawns. So I will imagine what it's like fro. This channel.

@mariak9727

3 жыл бұрын

🥰WOW! Your parents are very lucky to have such a caring daughter🥰

“I am barely visible, he probably thinks I am just a tree” 🤣

I agree about the Sycamore trees. Love your videos. Everything you do is amazing. You work so hard I wish you every success and hope I may be able to visit one day.

Phillip and Nathan the two funniest people and the main reason I watch this vlog.

As we know, philosophy has always been very useful for groundskeepers: If a tree falls in the woods... etc. Never thought it might extend to dominating the functioning of machinery though. Maybe thats why I always mess up appliances, I always think: I´m going to break this. And lo and behold, the damn thing malfunctions. Mystery solved, thank you Philipp. This vlog is pure gold! Anna, I´m in awe of your care, focus, perseverance and creative fearlessness!

@HowToRenovateAChateau

3 жыл бұрын

Ahah, Thanks :)

The plantings around the well house are looking nice and the color will be a pretty site as you drive in from the main road. There is one suggestion that would turn the eyesore into something to compliment the chateau and that is clean off the roof of the well house. Philipp, I enjoy watching you work in the garden and keeping the vegetation under control. Remember to pay Nathan very good wages for the work he does so you don't loose him to someone else.

I just love your vlog.Philip is such a laugh and then discovering treasures on the walls. Perhaps photograph the old paper and with your skills have it copied. Do hope it is tongue in cheek putting a child down the well and locking up your helper. Wonderful. More please.. it is all natural especially the fire alarm. Keep safe.

I love the wallpaper discovery and Anna's commitment to carefully preserving it for reproduction. Both of you are so talented! I'm amazed.

@HowToRenovateAChateau

3 жыл бұрын

Little Greene, tea with Florence, cheers

Very soon Nathan is going to have his own vlog....🤣

Consider taking a pictures of the doodles on the wall and then you can print and frame them. I was so relieved that Philippe's Masters in Philosophy is coming in so handy around his power tools. He obviously chose the right discipline in University because who would really want a engineering degree when working with power tools? LOL

@orlaklassen6355

3 жыл бұрын

That is such a hilarious comment, I laughed out loud...

@susandewolfe4876

3 жыл бұрын

@@orlaklassen6355 thank you. I laughed out loud as I typed it!

Give Nathan a raise

LoL! You are too funny!!! All your antics make me laugh so much! Nathan is a good sport!! Bravo! Love that wallpaper!

Hi Anna & Philipp, such wonderful videos! Nathan is such a good addition! Love the wallpaper pattern as well Anna. Thank you for the entertainment! Take care, stay safe! Much love Kathy x 💖 Ontario, Canada

You need to feed the badger, it looks like a young one. Help him get his strength up. It looked so lovely, you were lucky to get so close. Plus, if you buy the badger some food there may be some leftovers which Nathan can have? 😂

@delphzouzou4520

3 жыл бұрын

Haha.

@ShipCreek

3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

I hysterically laughed when Phillip trying to disguise and explaining about Nathan locked in the old barn. I dont care if my neighbor scared of my laughter. It was at 4 am laughter.

The shredder really is a big help. Greetings from Germany 🇩🇪

Poor Nathan, I feel for him ☺️ Love Nathan escaping 🤣

😂😂😂 You guys are a delight.... poor Nathan!