"Knock Knock, Bubba" killed me 😂

@robertturner2000

3 жыл бұрын

Same here :) Mark is fantastic

@marklarue7949

2 жыл бұрын

@@robertturner2000 dang it,another biden votor.

@marklarue7949

2 жыл бұрын

@Mitch Connor because .my giant brain is oozing knowledge out of my ears. Proof solid

@jakeetschannel2031

2 жыл бұрын

That was when I had a "moment of clarity" .. 😂😂😂

@pebblessladebedrockinc.9506

Жыл бұрын

🌬️I know right?!!!

This special has become like a favorite book. I keep coming back to it as a comfort touchstone.

true story: i lost half my body weight, everyone telling me i was doing so well and then heart attack at 29. i literally stressed my body into a heart attack by losing weight too fast. So just be careful everyone.

@purpledancer4914

3 жыл бұрын

That's right up and down new vessels then they close back and forth so the heart says make up your mind.

@rhythmicboy

3 жыл бұрын

Mann

@quickchris10

3 жыл бұрын

That's like Karen Carpenter; trying to fight anorexia, I think she had just gained 30 pounds or more in the couple months before she died. ``Heart attack,'' they said, but I think maybe her organs had been compromised during her long period of anorexia.

@riftsplitter2159

3 жыл бұрын

oof this is just a further reminder that if you are changing your body you gotta take your time with it

@tashtash6594

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

Laughed so hard I had a moment of clarity.

@dvjfredmerc529

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha! I see what you did there! 🤣😅

@mikecavazos7098

3 жыл бұрын

Just a spritz haha

@graceamerican3558

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@melliemel32

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

"Knock, knock, Bubba!" ❤ it!

@lizs2546

4 жыл бұрын

When I first heard the story, all i could think of was the batman comic "the killing joke" and now I refer to this guy as the joker

@ericwilliams1023

4 жыл бұрын

Never knew he was a comic..I definitely missed out

@catc6050

4 жыл бұрын

That was the best part! The way he delivered it too! 🤣🤣

@gregggd9168

4 жыл бұрын

OMG HAHAHAHAHA

@blondwiththewind2598

3 жыл бұрын

That line is now being delivered covertly in prisons all over the country.

“My heart started double clutchin” 😂

@marshwetland3808

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that could happen after just one of those fried monstrosities. Too much sugar in one fast, greasy, liquid hit.

That part with Knock knock, Bubba. Loved it! lol

One of my favorite characters on "Chuck." Enjoyable!

@twofacedance

4 жыл бұрын

I KNEW HE LOOKED FAMILIAR AS HELL!!!!!

@HeadDetectiveLassie

4 жыл бұрын

BIG MIKE! This is what happens when you wash dishes while listening to Dry Bar. You don't look closely enough.

@masonstubbs9274

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@deannad9105

3 жыл бұрын

I had my headphones on, doing chores, listening to comedy clips, and I heard Big Mike and had a flashback to Chuck! 👍😂

@connorjl7

3 жыл бұрын

Yes! Thank you!

"Three teeth in the whole town" hahahan LOL

@bobbierobinson6269

4 жыл бұрын

And those were on the mayor's bracelet 😆

I woke up to this man , because when I fall asleep , my iPad does as it pleases . I was in a great mood the rest of the day . He is Barr none brilliant.

for those who know what Adventures in Odessey is, this dude Voiced Ed Washington in the audio books!! I am a HUGE Adventures in Oddessey fan so I recognized his voice INSTANTLY and looked it up to confirm.😆

@BeautifulLifeWonderfulJourney

Жыл бұрын

I did the exact same thing I love AIO!

@user-gm2ym3yr7p

8 ай бұрын

Wow refreshing to see I'm not the only one grew up on adventures in odyssey and ranger bill....lol Church kid

He said, "knock knock Bubba" and I started choking on my drink

@thegregitto

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@psychodeath7616

3 жыл бұрын

This man is killing so many people

"I killed a guy with a joke!..." I'm crying here! YES!!!

@dewalt4594

2 жыл бұрын

Hey Janet You are crazy cute !! Just sayin

@dewalt4594

2 жыл бұрын

@@BygoneZenith Why is someone a weirdo just because they compliment someone ??! I was being nasty I wasn't vulgar Wasn't disrespectful or rude Just simply told her that she is cute . I guess nowadays you can't tell someone they are cute without some loser that scrolls around on KZread an instead of minding your own business, you concern yourself w something that doesn't have anything to do with you !! You must not have a life what so ever because there are alot of comments on KZread that you have to go through and then comment back to. Now to me , that is a weirdo !! If I walked up to or as I was passing ten women and simply complimented them by telling them they were cute I honestly don't think anyone would have too much of a problem . Maybe one or two but I doubt even that many. They would probably say something like thank you and keep on walking or maybe not say anything at all. BUT If you went up to 10 women and started being nosy into their business the same way you just did me I bet all 10 of them would have a serious problem with it. Probably at least 8 or 9 of them out of the 10 would tell you to mind your own business weirdo and get a life. I can't believe that with all the stuff going on in the world today and especially with young children getting shot and killed in schools and all the other things that you could be wasting your time on maybe volunteering somewhere or complimenting someone in a good way you literally took the time to comment to me to call me a weirdo because I simply called someone cute. Sounds like you really need to review your life or simply just maybe get a life.

Lol! Didn't want this to end.

As someone who actually worked out, the moment he said 4 45s on each side I was like "oh....oh noooooo"

@marshwetland3808

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, could maybe start with one 45 on each side, if you're a big man like he is, but no more. No shame in warming up with a naked bar, either, when you haven't been there in 2 years.

This guy is hilarious. "My heart started double clutchin "😫 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

the whole being down on one knee and sweating butter ect part absolutely killed me. Every single part has been great so far

Been seeing this guy for years in movies, on shows & in every other commercial on TV, but never even knew he did stand up til now. Good job my dude!

@alanreno

10 ай бұрын

Dry Bar has good stuff. I forgot about them.

"Knock knock Bubba. Are we clear!?" Literally LOL-ed!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Man I listen to drybar at lunch these comedians are something else.

Mark Christopher ,,You ARE AWESOME ! i WAS SAD WHEN THIS WAS OVER ! i LAUGHED SO MUCH ! Thank you for this share !

"Knock knock bubba! We clear?!"😂😂😂

@Bay-BGhost

3 жыл бұрын

That was hilarious

" you need to be in school you don't know the difference between cant' and shouldn't" 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead. And I have hiccups to boot!!!! Love it

@jackace209

4 жыл бұрын

"You still in school, you don't know the difference between Can't and Not Supposed to."

This guy is pleasant, fun & funny! God bless him and his loved ones. "Sweatin' butter" ? So funny!!

@donnanorris2939

4 жыл бұрын

Herculydia “BUTTER FOUNTAIN OVER HERE!!” ... LOL!! 😂 😆 😝

@ericdavis2928

3 жыл бұрын

Go get grandma it's a butter fountain ova here

"Big Mike!" 🙌🏼 this guy is hilarious in Chuck and in standup

Sir you are so delightfully funny! Thanks for the heart smiles! Thank you KZread!

This is one of the funniest comedians i've seen here.

"This is why you need to be in school cause you don't know the difference between can't and ain't 'sposed to" That just about killed me I literally couldn't breathe for a bit

Oml it's big mike from Chuck 😂😂😂😂😂 I love this guy 😂😂

The fact that people comment on the jokes of a 37min video 19min after it is posted is funny on it's own..🙂

@LordMaliscence

4 жыл бұрын

They're watching it at 2x speed

@WhiteUnicorn82

4 жыл бұрын

@@LordMaliscence Spot on!

@LordMaliscence

4 жыл бұрын

@@daxbrook he's talking about people who comment on the jokes/quality of the comedy, he's not doing that

@alexeysaranchev6118

4 жыл бұрын

Well to be fair, the jokes DID begin at the start of the video.

According to MDB he is a very busy guy. All that and funny, too. What a gift.

It’s the “Toy Man”!!! Hearing his voice in this video flooded me with some good memories of Adventures in Odyssey and Ed Washington!

Um, his mom: "baby, dinner won't be ready for another hour, so take this ham.." bloody funny.

I freaking loved him in CHUCK 🤩 And he’s hilarious in here😂

@Ikiya69

3 жыл бұрын

When I saw the thumbnail, I was like "Is that Big Mike?" I didn't know he's a stand up comedian.

@jaxtonjerry6685

2 жыл бұрын

instaBlaster

@dozierc

2 жыл бұрын

When I see him all I see is The Buy More. 🤣😅. Loved that show. Rewatching it now on Prime.

@thiangiPoonte

2 жыл бұрын

Ohh.. I didn't know that thanks

"It's your momma. I think you know the number." *CLICK* Dead.

This guy is awesome.

Laughed so hard! I had two concussions slipping in the shower, I can relate!

I remember going through Guinness World Records books as a kid and seeing “the man who can pop his eyes out of his sockets”.. this guy looks like him!

@thatoneperson6594

4 жыл бұрын

I know who u talking about 😂😂😭I can't unsee it

@jdawg119

4 жыл бұрын

Victoria Ross like bruh is it him fr?😂

@shadowwolf1762

4 жыл бұрын

I knew about the woman who can do that, didn't know a guy did it also. lol Go figure.

@albertaeinstein9349

4 жыл бұрын

Omg yes!

@SuperLemong

4 жыл бұрын

You just hit me with a flood of good memories 💚

I grew up listening to him as Ed Washington in adventures in odyssey. This is awesome and also really jaring to hear

@jacobwynn9555

3 жыл бұрын

I accidentally hit this video and went to click off without looking at the name and I stopped and was like "That's Ed Washington"

@asavita8745

3 жыл бұрын

Lol same 🤣

@shanewaltner3323

3 жыл бұрын

I still listen to him as Ed Washington

@sheldonmurphy6031

3 жыл бұрын

Holy cow! I remember that program! The old school programs were the best!

@tammyboodle861

2 жыл бұрын

Wow. What a blast from the past. Childrens church era

Best comedian! Laughed all the way home listening!

I love this guy! He's so funny! 😂😂 Anybody else from Missouri?

@musicartlover963

3 жыл бұрын

STL

@marissavarga9762

3 жыл бұрын

@@musicartlover963 Me too! I don't live in the city, but I live about 30-ish minutes away.

I keep coming back to this guy. Never tire of him. Works every time.😄

When he said the bit about cats not respecting personal space, my cat decided she needed to sit on my lap

He said people ain’t even helping they’re dabbin biscuits on my forehead lol

"One, another one..." I cried I laughed so hard.

All is so funny. The last joke i have to show my dad. He's a preacher. He'll love that...

This guy was so dam funny I was cheering

@cyndifoore7743

4 жыл бұрын

SunlessK1ller n

And then he said Knock Knock Bubba and I died because I started choking on my drink😂😂😂😂😂😂

What an awesome comedian! Wide variety of topics and actually funny! Also likeable. Ten jokes in and you feel like you know him. Thank you!

There’s a guy in the audience has a great laugh!

I can’t stop watching and watching it again😂😂😂

@alanreno

10 ай бұрын

I would bet you have seen Chuck too? 😂

I'm crying right now 😂😂😂 I live in Sedalia

@shahosh

4 жыл бұрын

This is the South🤣

@neen42

4 жыл бұрын

Nice 🦷 😆

@rustylee1836

4 жыл бұрын

A few months in a small town in Mississippi tells me that there's a massive difference between that and a small town in Missouri. Pretending they are similar is by far the funniest joke this guy told.

@kufresh1988

4 жыл бұрын

same!

@jefferywilliams8479

4 жыл бұрын

Never heard of Sedalia but welcome

No cursing, I like that

He is hilarious! I need more tissues for my laughing tears ...

Everyone with prime video watch chuck. Hes on that show and the show is amazing

A lot of these comedians talk about "time out" and the definition of "time out" seems to have changed since I was a kid. When I was a kid, "time out" was standing with your nose in a corner for anywhere from 5-15 minutes, no phone (granted it was like 2006), no Game Boy, no nothing, just you, the corner, and whatever sounds that happened to be in the background in the room you happened to be in

@spaace993

4 жыл бұрын

I got like hours at the corner

@8-bitsarda747

4 жыл бұрын

@@spaace993 Oof, that sucks, I think the longest I got was 30 minutes, but even 15 was torture for a little 6 year old, especially when you could hear other people having fun behind you

@donwatkins5851

4 жыл бұрын

Kp

@Daddyoftam

4 жыл бұрын

"time out" for me was a wooden spoon on the backside.

@shadowwolf1762

4 жыл бұрын

That's how it was for me siting in a corner with nothing to do

He's positive proof that you can be funny with out being vulgar!!!

I decided to go back and watch chuck... Today i get this in my recomended... I Love Big Mike

"Sweating butter" lol

Watching this with my 7mth old in the bed with me, and holding my breath to not wake up her up 😭😭💯🤦🏿‍♀️hilarious

I haven’t thought about this guy since Chuck. Now I’ve been binging his standups. Great comedian!

I'm just dying here. 😂😂😂 Thank you!!

As a big girl from Kansas City, I would like to correct you... but I can't. Except to say the more rural in Missouri, the older the person, the less likely that they did have much education. That's changing, even if we are still fat. And most of us say Missouri not Missorah.

@Ainaes-Feline

3 жыл бұрын

SaffronSphinx He did say he embellishes his stories. So don't take it personal no one does. When Aussies, do comedy in another country they make us sound like hicks..We aren’t we just talk funny..coz it’s too hot to hang around too long and finish a sentence😉

@SaffronSphinx

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, I enjoyed it immensely and laughed a lot. It was just one of those, "well you're not wrong" moments. Not the least offended.

But what a way to go Mark (laughing). Thank you for making me laugh.

Dry Bar Club oughta have that grandmother clock running. Personally I’d leave the quarterly chime and the hour strike settings set on audible.

NICE TOOTH is what did it for me 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m from San Diego, and you’re right, La Jolla is a ritzy part of SD. I always thought I wanted to die peacefully in my heart sleep. But after hearing your story, dying from laughter, sounds like the best way to go! And coming back to life from laughter is a wonderful miracle!

I love it! This guy! hilarious! Awesome! clean comedy! Real!

That was off the hook Funny! Loved it!

Love his stand up and acting. So funny. Keep it up. I know it's good comedy when I'll rewatch stuff I'd seen before.

Dabbing biscuits on this mans forehead LOL

After seeing this, now I like Big Mike even more.

There's a butter fountain over here!! LOL Same thing happened to me at the Ohio State Fair...fried Snickers.....OMG.

You killed a guy by telling jokes, huh? I believe it 😂👍

He almost killed me too😂

As a Missouri resident, I can confirm his stories

When he was talking about cats, i had two cats laying on me

True about MISSOURI.... feels more South when I visit there than Midwest....you gotta love their Buffets

Almost choked on a grape laughing!

"Cost of living going up, chance of living going down" is hilarious...

I don't know but I asked I love all of the comedians on this app or KZread channel. Dry bar comedy I never thought I would enjoy comedy again It's nice being able to sit watch the show that's not littered with profanity and images of things you probably don't want to in your head It takes a lot of creativity to make something that any person of any age can watch

I was just telling my friend that I was a emotional creature yesterday and to hear him end the way he did about eve killed me lol 😆 🤣

"I let out a lil' pee" 😂🤣🤣

@cupcakekitchen

3 жыл бұрын

😁

Dangit! I'm not 5 minutes into video and I have tears running down my face from laughter.

Love this guy. So funny. ❤❤

LOVED the "knock knock Bubba..." Hilarious!!!

He seems like he should be in a comedy movie

This guy reminds me of Uncle Phil of Fresh Prince of Bel Air and Carl Winslow from Family Matters.

@ShredZ23

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@ckidso

3 жыл бұрын

?? Fat black guy??

@gmjones7537

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah!

@charlesbrown3911

3 жыл бұрын

In the show Chuck, his cousin was played by Reginald vel Johnson....Carl Winslow.

@jamesestelle7260

3 жыл бұрын

More like Charles Dutton and Reginald VelJohnson

Funny funny Big Daddy! You are loveable and HILLARIOUS! More power to you.❤😅😅

I loved his role on "Fear of a Black Hat" from 1995.

@ivanlowjones

4 жыл бұрын

Tone-Def.

Lmao! Holy crow did i laugh to much!😂 My sides are killin me and i am unable to properly breathe!😂😂

@cyndifoore7743

4 жыл бұрын

Rebeccah Herdener o

@dumbbunny15501

4 жыл бұрын

Hopefully not covid19...short breathing

@rebeccahherdener2068

4 жыл бұрын

@@dumbbunny15501 lol. Had covid. Im fine. Survived just fine. My whole family had it. They healed up fine too. I mean..yeah....being sick SUCKS, but It is not that big a deal.🤷 it happens. I don't know why every one is so freaked out. H1n1 was bad too ,and spread nearly as fast. Had that too. Same chances of dying. Came out fine then too. And I've got a weakened immune system. My breathing is okie dokie. Except for my usual asthma issues. This comedian is just funny. 💚💜

He's great. Very funny. Good timing and delivery.

You do NOT look 54, I was thinking late 30s, and you are HILARIOUS

Mr. Lawrence your an hilarious man brother!

Im from Kansas city, and its slightly like he said... I almost died twice laughing

I so enjoyed him!

Funny! lol "They didn't ask me back after that" lol

The shower bit played while I was getting in the shower and I was just dying laughing standing still af like “this can’t be a coincidence”

I'm 62, remember the time, may have been 8, got my mother mad enough to spank me, I ran across the street to my baby sitter's,she was same age as my mom. Asked her to "hide me". After I told her why she gently grabbed my arm, marched me home! THOSE WERE THE DAYS!

Fantastic storytelling! The pace, the tone, the body language and, of course, the content, all fantastic. I was engaged since the very beginning and let me tell you, it's hard to make me listen to someone non-stop. I was wheezing, man xD

@jakeetschannel2031

2 жыл бұрын

I had a moment of clarity and nearly an asthma attack! 😂😂He's brilliant!

@user-bl9wl1po5j

2 жыл бұрын

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