"Knock Knock, Bubba" killed me 😂

@robertturner2000

3 жыл бұрын

Same here :) Mark is fantastic

@marklarue7949

2 жыл бұрын

@@robertturner2000 dang it,another biden votor.

@marklarue7949

2 жыл бұрын

@Mitch Connor because .my giant brain is oozing knowledge out of my ears. Proof solid

@jakeetschannel2031

2 жыл бұрын

That was when I had a "moment of clarity" .. 😂😂😂

@pebblessladebedrockinc.9506

Жыл бұрын

🌬️I know right?!!!

Laughed so hard I had a moment of clarity.

@dvjfredmerc529

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha! I see what you did there! 🤣😅

@mikecavazos7098

3 жыл бұрын

Just a spritz haha

@graceamerican3558

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@melliemel32

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

"Knock, knock, Bubba!" ❤ it!

@lizs2546

4 жыл бұрын

When I first heard the story, all i could think of was the batman comic "the killing joke" and now I refer to this guy as the joker

@ericwilliams1023

4 жыл бұрын

Never knew he was a comic..I definitely missed out

@catc6050

4 жыл бұрын

That was the best part! The way he delivered it too! 🤣🤣

@gregggd9168

3 жыл бұрын

OMG HAHAHAHAHA

@blondwiththewind2598

3 жыл бұрын

That line is now being delivered covertly in prisons all over the country.

true story: i lost half my body weight, everyone telling me i was doing so well and then heart attack at 29. i literally stressed my body into a heart attack by losing weight too fast. So just be careful everyone.

@purpledancer4914

3 жыл бұрын

That's right up and down new vessels then they close back and forth so the heart says make up your mind.

@rhythmicboy

3 жыл бұрын

Mann

@quickchris10

3 жыл бұрын

That's like Karen Carpenter; trying to fight anorexia, I think she had just gained 30 pounds or more in the couple months before she died. ``Heart attack,'' they said, but I think maybe her organs had been compromised during her long period of anorexia.

@riftsplitter2159

3 жыл бұрын

oof this is just a further reminder that if you are changing your body you gotta take your time with it

@tashtash6594

2 жыл бұрын

Me too

"I killed a guy with a joke!..." I'm crying here! YES!!!

@dewalt4594

2 жыл бұрын

Hey Janet You are crazy cute !! Just sayin

@dewalt4594

2 жыл бұрын

@@BygoneZenith Why is someone a weirdo just because they compliment someone ??! I was being nasty I wasn't vulgar Wasn't disrespectful or rude Just simply told her that she is cute . I guess nowadays you can't tell someone they are cute without some loser that scrolls around on KZread an instead of minding your own business, you concern yourself w something that doesn't have anything to do with you !! You must not have a life what so ever because there are alot of comments on KZread that you have to go through and then comment back to. Now to me , that is a weirdo !! If I walked up to or as I was passing ten women and simply complimented them by telling them they were cute I honestly don't think anyone would have too much of a problem . Maybe one or two but I doubt even that many. They would probably say something like thank you and keep on walking or maybe not say anything at all. BUT If you went up to 10 women and started being nosy into their business the same way you just did me I bet all 10 of them would have a serious problem with it. Probably at least 8 or 9 of them out of the 10 would tell you to mind your own business weirdo and get a life. I can't believe that with all the stuff going on in the world today and especially with young children getting shot and killed in schools and all the other things that you could be wasting your time on maybe volunteering somewhere or complimenting someone in a good way you literally took the time to comment to me to call me a weirdo because I simply called someone cute. Sounds like you really need to review your life or simply just maybe get a life.

He said, "knock knock Bubba" and I started choking on my drink

@thegregitto

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@psychodeath7616

3 жыл бұрын

This man is killing so many people

"Knock knock bubba! We clear?!"😂😂😂

@Bay-BGhost

3 жыл бұрын

That was hilarious

This special has become like a favorite book. I keep coming back to it as a comfort touchstone.

One of my favorite characters on "Chuck." Enjoyable!

@twofacedance

4 жыл бұрын

I KNEW HE LOOKED FAMILIAR AS HELL!!!!!

@HeadDetectiveLassie

4 жыл бұрын

BIG MIKE! This is what happens when you wash dishes while listening to Dry Bar. You don't look closely enough.

@masonstubbs9274

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@deannad9105

3 жыл бұрын

I had my headphones on, doing chores, listening to comedy clips, and I heard Big Mike and had a flashback to Chuck! 👍😂

@connorjl7

3 жыл бұрын

Yes! Thank you!

“My heart started double clutchin” 😂

@marshwetland3808

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that could happen after just one of those fried monstrosities. Too much sugar in one fast, greasy, liquid hit.

"Three teeth in the whole town" hahahan LOL

@bobbierobinson6269

4 жыл бұрын

And those were on the mayor's bracelet 😆

I woke up to this man , because when I fall asleep , my iPad does as it pleases . I was in a great mood the rest of the day . He is Barr none brilliant.

That part with Knock knock, Bubba. Loved it! lol

" you need to be in school you don't know the difference between cant' and shouldn't" 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead. And I have hiccups to boot!!!! Love it

@jackace209

4 жыл бұрын

"You still in school, you don't know the difference between Can't and Not Supposed to."

This guy is pleasant, fun & funny! God bless him and his loved ones. "Sweatin' butter" ? So funny!!

@donnanorris2939

4 жыл бұрын

Herculydia “BUTTER FOUNTAIN OVER HERE!!” ... LOL!! 😂 😆 😝

@ericdavis2928

3 жыл бұрын

Go get grandma it's a butter fountain ova here

Lol! Didn't want this to end.

As someone who actually worked out, the moment he said 4 45s on each side I was like "oh....oh noooooo"

@marshwetland3808

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, could maybe start with one 45 on each side, if you're a big man like he is, but no more. No shame in warming up with a naked bar, either, when you haven't been there in 2 years.

the whole being down on one knee and sweating butter ect part absolutely killed me. Every single part has been great so far

"Knock knock Bubba. Are we clear!?" Literally LOL-ed!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

This guy is hilarious. "My heart started double clutchin "😫 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Been seeing this guy for years in movies, on shows & in every other commercial on TV, but never even knew he did stand up til now. Good job my dude!

@alanreno

9 ай бұрын

Dry Bar has good stuff. I forgot about them.

for those who know what Adventures in Odessey is, this dude Voiced Ed Washington in the audio books!! I am a HUGE Adventures in Oddessey fan so I recognized his voice INSTANTLY and looked it up to confirm.😆

@BeautifulLifeWonderfulJourney

Жыл бұрын

I did the exact same thing I love AIO!

@user-gm2ym3yr7p

8 ай бұрын

Wow refreshing to see I'm not the only one grew up on adventures in odyssey and ranger bill....lol Church kid

This is one of the funniest comedians i've seen here.

Mark Christopher ,,You ARE AWESOME ! i WAS SAD WHEN THIS WAS OVER ! i LAUGHED SO MUCH ! Thank you for this share !

"Big Mike!" 🙌🏼 this guy is hilarious in Chuck and in standup

It’s the “Toy Man”!!! Hearing his voice in this video flooded me with some good memories of Adventures in Odyssey and Ed Washington!

I freaking loved him in CHUCK 🤩 And he’s hilarious in here😂

@Ikiya69

2 жыл бұрын

When I saw the thumbnail, I was like "Is that Big Mike?" I didn't know he's a stand up comedian.

@jaxtonjerry6685

2 жыл бұрын

instaBlaster

@dozierc

2 жыл бұрын

When I see him all I see is The Buy More. 🤣😅. Loved that show. Rewatching it now on Prime.

@thiangiPoonte

2 жыл бұрын

Ohh.. I didn't know that thanks

Oml it's big mike from Chuck 😂😂😂😂😂 I love this guy 😂😂

Sir you are so delightfully funny! Thanks for the heart smiles! Thank you KZread!

Um, his mom: "baby, dinner won't be ready for another hour, so take this ham.." bloody funny.

Man I listen to drybar at lunch these comedians are something else.

"This is why you need to be in school cause you don't know the difference between can't and ain't 'sposed to" That just about killed me I literally couldn't breathe for a bit

The fact that people comment on the jokes of a 37min video 19min after it is posted is funny on it's own..🙂

@LordMaliscence

4 жыл бұрын

They're watching it at 2x speed

@WhiteUnicorn82

4 жыл бұрын

@@LordMaliscence Spot on!

@LordMaliscence

4 жыл бұрын

@@daxbrook he's talking about people who comment on the jokes/quality of the comedy, he's not doing that

@alexeysaranchev6118

4 жыл бұрын

Well to be fair, the jokes DID begin at the start of the video.

Laughed so hard! I had two concussions slipping in the shower, I can relate!

What an awesome comedian! Wide variety of topics and actually funny! Also likeable. Ten jokes in and you feel like you know him. Thank you!

According to MDB he is a very busy guy. All that and funny, too. What a gift.

Best comedian! Laughed all the way home listening!

This guy is awesome.

"It's your momma. I think you know the number." *CLICK* Dead.

I keep coming back to this guy. Never tire of him. Works every time.😄

All is so funny. The last joke i have to show my dad. He's a preacher. He'll love that...

I remember going through Guinness World Records books as a kid and seeing “the man who can pop his eyes out of his sockets”.. this guy looks like him!

@thatoneperson6594

4 жыл бұрын

I know who u talking about 😂😂😭I can't unsee it

@jdawg119

4 жыл бұрын

Victoria Ross like bruh is it him fr?😂

@shadowwolf1762

4 жыл бұрын

I knew about the woman who can do that, didn't know a guy did it also. lol Go figure.

@albertaeinstein9349

4 жыл бұрын

Omg yes!

@SuperLemong

4 жыл бұрын

You just hit me with a flood of good memories 💚

This guy was so dam funny I was cheering

@cyndifoore7743

4 жыл бұрын

SunlessK1ller n

He is hilarious! I need more tissues for my laughing tears ...

There’s a guy in the audience has a great laugh!

"One, another one..." I cried I laughed so hard.

I grew up listening to him as Ed Washington in adventures in odyssey. This is awesome and also really jaring to hear

@jacobwynn9555

3 жыл бұрын

I accidentally hit this video and went to click off without looking at the name and I stopped and was like "That's Ed Washington"

@asavita8745

3 жыл бұрын

Lol same 🤣

@shanewaltner3323

3 жыл бұрын

I still listen to him as Ed Washington

@sheldonmurphy6031

3 жыл бұрын

Holy cow! I remember that program! The old school programs were the best!

@tammyboodle861

2 жыл бұрын

Wow. What a blast from the past. Childrens church era

I don't know but I asked I love all of the comedians on this app or KZread channel. Dry bar comedy I never thought I would enjoy comedy again It's nice being able to sit watch the show that's not littered with profanity and images of things you probably don't want to in your head It takes a lot of creativity to make something that any person of any age can watch

When he said the bit about cats not respecting personal space, my cat decided she needed to sit on my lap

He said people ain’t even helping they’re dabbin biscuits on my forehead lol

Love his stand up and acting. So funny. Keep it up. I know it's good comedy when I'll rewatch stuff I'd seen before.

I can’t stop watching and watching it again😂😂😂

@alanreno

9 ай бұрын

I would bet you have seen Chuck too? 😂

I'm crying right now 😂😂😂 I live in Sedalia

@shahosh

4 жыл бұрын

This is the South🤣

@neen42

4 жыл бұрын

Nice 🦷 😆

@rustylee1836

4 жыл бұрын

A few months in a small town in Mississippi tells me that there's a massive difference between that and a small town in Missouri. Pretending they are similar is by far the funniest joke this guy told.

@kufresh1988

4 жыл бұрын

same!

@jefferywilliams8479

4 жыл бұрын

Never heard of Sedalia but welcome

I love this guy! He's so funny! 😂😂 Anybody else from Missouri?

@musicartlover963

3 жыл бұрын

STL

@marissavarga9762

3 жыл бұрын

@@musicartlover963 Me too! I don't live in the city, but I live about 30-ish minutes away.

Laughter is good for the soul..😂😁😀 Thank you..

I haven’t thought about this guy since Chuck. Now I’ve been binging his standups. Great comedian!

And then he said Knock Knock Bubba and I died because I started choking on my drink😂😂😂😂😂😂

No cursing, I like that

He's positive proof that you can be funny with out being vulgar!!!

He's great. Very funny. Good timing and delivery.

I'm just dying here. 😂😂😂 Thank you!!

I love it! This guy! hilarious! Awesome! clean comedy! Real!

That last joke about creation was HILARIOUS!!!

He's good !!! Hilarious, really needed this right now.

I decided to go back and watch chuck... Today i get this in my recomended... I Love Big Mike

There's a butter fountain over here!! LOL Same thing happened to me at the Ohio State Fair...fried Snickers.....OMG.

That was off the hook Funny! Loved it!

Dry Bar Club oughta have that grandmother clock running. Personally I’d leave the quarterly chime and the hour strike settings set on audible.

Almost choked on a grape laughing!

"Cost of living going up, chance of living going down" is hilarious...

I’m from San Diego, and you’re right, La Jolla is a ritzy part of SD. I always thought I wanted to die peacefully in my heart sleep. But after hearing your story, dying from laughter, sounds like the best way to go! And coming back to life from laughter is a wonderful miracle!

Fantastic storytelling! The pace, the tone, the body language and, of course, the content, all fantastic. I was engaged since the very beginning and let me tell you, it's hard to make me listen to someone non-stop. I was wheezing, man xD

@jakeetschannel2031

2 жыл бұрын

I had a moment of clarity and nearly an asthma attack! 😂😂He's brilliant!

@user-bl9wl1po5j

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

LOVED the "knock knock Bubba..." Hilarious!!!

Dabbing biscuits on this mans forehead LOL

But what a way to go Mark (laughing). Thank you for making me laugh.

You killed a guy by telling jokes, huh? I believe it 😂👍

"Sweating butter" lol

Everyone with prime video watch chuck. Hes on that show and the show is amazing

A lot of these comedians talk about "time out" and the definition of "time out" seems to have changed since I was a kid. When I was a kid, "time out" was standing with your nose in a corner for anywhere from 5-15 minutes, no phone (granted it was like 2006), no Game Boy, no nothing, just you, the corner, and whatever sounds that happened to be in the background in the room you happened to be in

@spaace993

4 жыл бұрын

I got like hours at the corner

@8-bitsarda747

4 жыл бұрын

@@spaace993 Oof, that sucks, I think the longest I got was 30 minutes, but even 15 was torture for a little 6 year old, especially when you could hear other people having fun behind you

@donwatkins5851

4 жыл бұрын

Kp

@Daddyoftam

4 жыл бұрын

"time out" for me was a wooden spoon on the backside.

@shadowwolf1762

4 жыл бұрын

That's how it was for me siting in a corner with nothing to do

Dangit! I'm not 5 minutes into video and I have tears running down my face from laughter.

NICE TOOTH is what did it for me 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

Love this guy. So funny. ❤❤

Watching this with my 7mth old in the bed with me, and holding my breath to not wake up her up 😭😭💯🤦🏿‍♀️hilarious

Mr. Lawrence your an hilarious man brother!

"I let out a lil' pee" 😂🤣🤣

@cupcakekitchen

3 жыл бұрын

😁

I was just telling my friend that I was a emotional creature yesterday and to hear him end the way he did about eve killed me lol 😆 🤣

He almost killed me too😂

This was sooo funny need to find more of his work.... 😂🤣😂

this was the most hilarious time i had in years!!

Lmao! Holy crow did i laugh to much!😂 My sides are killin me and i am unable to properly breathe!😂😂

@cyndifoore7743

4 жыл бұрын

Rebeccah Herdener o

@dumbbunny15501

4 жыл бұрын

Hopefully not covid19...short breathing

@rebeccahherdener2068

4 жыл бұрын

@@dumbbunny15501 lol. Had covid. Im fine. Survived just fine. My whole family had it. They healed up fine too. I mean..yeah....being sick SUCKS, but It is not that big a deal.🤷 it happens. I don't know why every one is so freaked out. H1n1 was bad too ,and spread nearly as fast. Had that too. Same chances of dying. Came out fine then too. And I've got a weakened immune system. My breathing is okie dokie. Except for my usual asthma issues. This comedian is just funny. 💚💜

Had me laughing hard ! Thank you !

After seeing this, now I like Big Mike even more.

Im from Kansas city, and its slightly like he said... I almost died twice laughing

Funny! lol "They didn't ask me back after that" lol

I love your routine my man ✌️❤️‍🔥🤣💯💖🙏 keep it up brother 🙏

had me cracking ribs I was laughing so hard!

I so enjoyed him!

Christopher is very funny! He kept a smile on my face!

This guy reminds me of Uncle Phil of Fresh Prince of Bel Air and Carl Winslow from Family Matters.

@ShredZ23

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@ckidso

3 жыл бұрын

?? Fat black guy??

@gmjones7537

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah!

@charlesbrown3911

3 жыл бұрын

In the show Chuck, his cousin was played by Reginald vel Johnson....Carl Winslow.

@jamesestelle7260

3 жыл бұрын

More like Charles Dutton and Reginald VelJohnson

Thanks Drybar, for providing a forum for clean, sanitized comedy. No filthy, verbal garbage to 'spice' the jokes.