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@richvestal767

6 ай бұрын

My wife already got me one of these wallets for Christmas last year.

@jayw3512

6 ай бұрын

I always thought Thor should have saved Tony and Nebula. He survived the Snap, and he would’ve searched for Tony with their friendship.

@moresnacksplease526

6 ай бұрын

I’ve been thinking about throwing shoes at presidents ever since I saw this video 30 minutes ago. I could have thrown a shoe at Bob Iger. I fucked up. And I’m sorry. If I ever see a president of something again… it could be a book club, I don’t care. I’m hardcore.

@zoddlander

6 ай бұрын

IMO I think She-Hulk is worse than The Marvels, not by much however, because She-Hulk creators intended to piss off fans while The Marvels is just a cluster f..k made by fools!

@JoshuaKevinPerry

6 ай бұрын

​@@zoddlanderYou're overestimating their writing and underestimating the spin doctors. There's a 0 percent chance they could be that clever. I would agree that Kevbot wrecks the MCU more than almost anything else

that awkward moment when more people want to watch a 5 hour breakdown of a movie than want to watch the actual, shorter movie

@Willowy13

6 ай бұрын

I watched this video for 4 times already and this has almost 5 times the running time of The Marxels.😂

@nisigiles9857

4 ай бұрын

This!😂

@KyeEnzoden

2 күн бұрын

That awkward moment you realize a 5 Hour Breakdown of why a Movie is Shyt is better than the Multimillion $ Movie.

As an Indian, I am astounded at the Muslim Pakistani immigrant girl being named Kamala. Kamala is an inherently Hindu name, it is one of the names of our goddess. I have never once seen a single muslim girl called Kamala, and there's no reason why there should be one. That's like a Texan right-wing Christian patriotic white family calling their son Ahmed or Salman. Kamala means "like a lotus" in Sanskrit, btw, in case anyone appreciates random knowledge nuggets. Cheers! Edit: if I was a cynic, I would say Marvel was trying to attract both Indian and Pakistani demographics under the same "immigrant" consumer group, and failed spectacularly.

@TheLittlePlatoon

6 ай бұрын

I didn’t know that. Thanks! And yes, I think you might just be right about the motive behind it.

@lloydnyako6060

6 ай бұрын

hope your beard comes in one day 😊 also great point!

@dudesayingthings

6 ай бұрын

@@lloydnyako6060 thanks for the hope 🥹🥹✌️👋👋

@TheL0ngbeard

6 ай бұрын

I don't think the people who created Kamala actually understand there is a difference between people from Pakistan and India and view them as those brown people from somewhere in south Asia.

@batboy555

6 ай бұрын

That actually makes slot of sense.

Surely this must have happened in the writers room at least once : - But wait, they're using their powers at the same time again, shouldn't they swap? - Hands up who wants to fire Steve.

@TheLittlePlatoon

6 ай бұрын

Bold of you to assume they’d have hired Steve in the first place!

@sergarlantyrell7847

6 ай бұрын

@@TheLittlePlatoon Steve was hired under their DEI policy to be their 'token white guy' so they can claim not to be racist/sexist.

@151monka

5 ай бұрын

Bold of us all to assume Steve even existed. A man in a writing room...how misogynistic that would be... 🙃🗿

I'm a gay man and i cannot relate to 99% of gay characters i see on the screen. That's why i believe most gay characters are not written to be relatable but are just self insertions of the person writing them. I can't believe there are women out there that can watch The Marvels or She-Hulk and in any way, shape or form relate to those characters on any level. The Hollywood elites are completely out of touch with reality.

@givmi_more_w9251

Ай бұрын

I can't speak for all women, but I loathe the 'girlboss need no man or love' trope. It's insulting on so many levels. First, it's indoctrination. Most women want meaningful relationships and families, and there is nothing wrong with that. There is also nothing wrong with not wanting it and pursuing a meaningful career, but it's never portrayed as equally valid lifestyles. And it often also comes with denigration of motherhood and mothers, portraying having children as a 'waste of potential'. Second, it always comes at the expense of men. be it blatant man-hating, be it the female becoming a Mary Sue. It's shit. I'm just sick and tired of the continuous genderswapping, feminising men and making them into insufferable, emotionally incontinent soyboy wimps, masculinising women, but only giving them the worst male traits like uncontrolled aggression. Bottom line is, men make terrible women, and women make terrible men. I want good characters in a meaningful, well-crafted story. And it doesn't matter how they look and what they've got in their pants. I have lots of male characters I can 'relate' to, or at least empathise with.

@CharlieQuebec-fb6ho

25 күн бұрын

I am a gay woman and I can assure you it's the same on the other side of the aisle. It's not written for anyone outside the West Coast elite

I think that the best compliment I can give to this channel is that I am more willing to spend twice the runtime of the film watching some person on the internet's opinion on a movie than the movie itself.

@TheLittlePlatoon

6 ай бұрын

I will gladly take that compliment. Thanks!

@chazzitz-wh4ly

6 ай бұрын

This is how I view most movies and shows now. Last time I tried watching trash was Netflix’s Resident “emotions in hallways” Evil. I should have just trusted Az.

@bjornskivids

6 ай бұрын

I think he's having some kind of competition with Mauler for longest tear-down And I'm all for it.

@MediumRareOpinions

6 ай бұрын

​@@bjornskividsLongman 2: The lengthening.

@MimiGenX1977

6 ай бұрын

Agreed. It’s more entertaining than anything being put out by Hollywood

I got bullied for liking Marvel as a kid. After this film, I can’t blame them 🤷🏼‍♂️

@DSPHistoricalSociety

6 ай бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣

@the_inquisitive_inquisitor

6 ай бұрын

Better late than never

@TheLittlePlatoon

6 ай бұрын

I’d guess the difference is that, back when you were a kid, the films weren’t diarrhoea. Sadly they’re doing everything they can to prove the OG critics right.

@MikeMarlowe-ym3zy

6 ай бұрын

The silver lining back then was you had wonderful marvel movies to escape into.

@geordontbrown

6 ай бұрын

Yeah ever since Thor 4 I just keep being a marvel fan to myself

I find it delightful that Platoon was able to make a 5.5 hour review of a 90 minute film, because the movie was JUST. THAT. BAD.

@guyonyoutube501

6 ай бұрын

Still can't beat Mauler's 9 hour response to a shitty Dark Souls 2 video

@tjroelsma

6 ай бұрын

I find it even more delightful that Nia DaCosta, the "director" of this turd, goes out of her way to missplain how "brilliant" her movie is, even though everyone can see it for the incomprehensible mess it is.

@lucianwong420

6 ай бұрын

I didn't even notice this video was 5 hours until i saw this comment haha.

@freemakerthings4518

6 ай бұрын

Jesus it's not even that serious

@iamnotyu5548

6 ай бұрын

And it's actually 5 hours of entertainment, created by a dude with a camera in his basement. Why couldn't they black girl magic a great movie with hundreds of cast and crew and unlimited resources?

"No Rambeau you can't absorb that kind of power! It just tore a hole in spacetime!" "I'm not made of spacetime"

@TheLittlePlatoon

6 ай бұрын

That’s still better dialogue than anything in the film.

@CruelestChris

2 ай бұрын

"I am all the spacetime. I am Monica Spacetime."

These writers have taken the boys' toys, forced the boys to play with the toys how the writers want them to, and are now discarding the toys in boredom because the boys no longer want to play. This is schoolyard tripe parading as serious media.

@rclaws3230

6 ай бұрын

@enjoytheholidays You're right. But they have no investment in the product because their psychology is exactly like the little girl taking the action figure and forcing the little boy to play house with it. It's not her toy, and she doesn't actually care about it, so the only thing she can get out of it is whatever enjoyment she can derive from taking it from him. That IS the psychological action at play here, except on such a scale that it has international sociopolitical ramifications.

@MediumRareOpinions

6 ай бұрын

You're absolutely right.

@ElJewCupabra

6 ай бұрын

@@rclaws3230wow that is literally it

@jacobmatthews7524

6 ай бұрын

girls forcing boys to include them, taking over the game, driving the boys away, and then also themselves leaving. a tale as old as time.

@savioblanc

6 ай бұрын

What baffles me most is that the main reason Disney bought LucasFilms and Marvel was because they were worried that they had lost the preteen/teen boy audience, since their brand was now associated with princesses. Then after acquiring both these boy heavy brands, they decided what both these brands really needed was more girls and if you boys didn't like that, you'll a bunch of misogynistic bigots 🤷‍♂️

Monica Rambo is an unstoppable force that just travels the MCU finding female characters that have committed unspeakable atrocities that have nothing to do with her and declaring that they are now forgiven and that their arc is complete. Meanwhile the people affected by said characters are denied any justice or closure.

@TheLittlePlatoon

6 ай бұрын

And we’re in an infinite multiverse. Meaning it’s statistically certain that somewhere she’s out there forgiving a female Thanos.

@kregy7509

6 ай бұрын

Despite multivere being a thing in MCU for quite a while now, I have never relised that female Thanos would be out there somewehere. Wait, so is female Galactos a thing?

@SummerTokyoNeko

6 ай бұрын

​@@kregy7509 we do have a female galactus in the form of her daughter in some universe

@DawidKov

6 ай бұрын

@@TheLittlePlatoon Female Thanos knows exactly what half of all life she wants to purge.

@kenjifox4264

6 ай бұрын

@@DawidKovLOL! Woke feminist Thanos vanishes all men. Some decades later, all the women age out and die. All intelligent species go extinct in the entire multiverse, thus making female Thanos the worst genocide criminal of all time and space.

I also just realized, because of the Multiverse rules eatablished in MoM, Monica's presence in that universe should eventually destroy it... Who's willing to bet this will never be brought up?

@TheLittlePlatoon

6 ай бұрын

I’d be very surprised if they remembered that rule, yep.

@Willowy13

6 ай бұрын

By that movie rules, MoM, Loki, Wandavision and everything else should not have happened because America was causing incursions while searching for her moms and the multiverse should be gone.

@Can_O_Crayola

4 ай бұрын

@@Willowy13 The incursions rule is ridiculous because Marvel refuses to even vaguely stick to their own rules. What If completely flaunts that rule as it pleases, despite ostensibly being part of the MCU in every way.

@Lord_necromancer

4 ай бұрын

​​@@Willowy13 as much as I hate the character America Chavez, in the interest of fairness I have to say this- it's likely that America doesn't cause "incursions" because she's the only America Chavez in the multiverse, so her jumping around doesn't bring the universes together in a metaphysical way.

Did you tell Mauler to his face that you were coming for his crown, or is this a surprise assault on the citadel?

@TheLittlePlatoon

6 ай бұрын

I am merely the regent. The king will return.

@blizzfreak245

3 ай бұрын

The steward of the Longman citadel indeed.

Disney'll never understand what you sacrificed for them, Platoon. I salute you!

@advocate_of_HAKAI

6 ай бұрын

YOU BECAME THE VERY THING YOU SWORE TO DESTROY😂😂😂

@histguy101

6 ай бұрын

The meme generation

@smoothsketch

6 ай бұрын

The most perfect dissection of this specimen

@DlcEnergy

6 ай бұрын

Long live the King! Aaaaghhh.... Aaahhh... Aahh.. [dan-dan da-na-na.. da-da dan-dan-dan!] [Walt? Walt?? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaalt!!]

@MeaTargett-du3jw

5 ай бұрын

I think he sacrificed Disney 💀

I could listen to Platoon eviscerate terrible TV and film for hours and never get bored.

@LiterallyAWesternHognose

6 ай бұрын

Same its both tragic yet oddly cathartic that the reviewers put more time and effort into their videos than multi million dollar companies can be arsed too.

@amostlyreasonableguy

6 ай бұрын

I can too. Though I prefer the original: Mauler.

@Anodynamite

6 ай бұрын

Mewschler is the original Longman 👌

@armandoalvarado5840

6 ай бұрын

eviscerating terrible media is a whole industry of its own at this point. lots of raw material.

@jennypoussin3866

6 ай бұрын

same here! his diatribe on the musical portion had me in stitches!

1:39:57 My head canon is that Nick Fury is secretly a Lovecraftian outer god trapped in a human body and the mere utterance of "black girl magic" gifted Rambeau the powers.

@Willowy13

6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 This moment was worse than the cat. How Samuel L Jackson recorded that crap?

@Shooshawali

5 ай бұрын

@@Willowy13they told him he was recording for the next Madea movie, not this utter swill

@USSMariner

5 ай бұрын

I honestly think it's an outtake they used because Sam Jackson IRL shitposting is still better than whatever his actual line was.

I guess the Mary Sue thing really got into the heads of the Disney execs and they said "if we turn Carol Danvers into a genocidal monster, no one will be able to call her a mary sue anymore." Which, fair. I guess I gotta give you props on that one, Disney.

@qwefg3

6 ай бұрын

And yet they still excuse it all. Stark gets torn apart for less than twenty civilians getting killed by terrorists. Marvel out matched Thanos kill count and avoided doing easy fixes to fix anything. She gets a hug and told she isn't that bad and killing more people than Thanos isn't even a speed bump. Even a Marry Sue would run into a speed bump. If Thanos was a woman everyone would have celebrated her decision.

@sharzinlalebazri5673

6 ай бұрын

@@qwefg3 yup. Absolutely right. But at least this time there was the (few seconds of) acknowledgement that what she did was wrong, which is more than I was expecting.

@normadgarmez7026

6 ай бұрын

I mean it's smart for them. However, it doesn't make Carol any more than a villain.

Secret Invasion: A man broke a promise to me when I was nine. He said they would look for a new planet for my species. So I get to genocide all humans and live on nuclear winter Earth. Also we kidnapped a million people, stole every thought from their minds, and somehow still live in slums. Marvels: so there is this Skrull colony on this non-Earth planet...

@TheLittlePlatoon

6 ай бұрын

They *cannot* exist in the same universe.

@chazzitz-wh4ly

6 ай бұрын

When you think about it, no matter which is chronologically first, they each break each other. It’s as if all these projects are created in separate vacuums while telling us it’s all one shared universe.

@dannypalin9583

6 ай бұрын

You know what makes this even funnier? Secret Invasion reveals that a Skrull has been impersonating Rhodey since the end of Civil War. That same Skrull was with the Avengers, and eventually hunted down Thanos and killed him on that deserted planet he was planning on retiring to after the Snap. But, yeah, there's no planet for the Skrulls to truly call home.

@slaapt

6 ай бұрын

The MCU hasn't been the MCU ever since endgame. They keep introducing world altering super weapons that always existed (and people knew about) but no one used up until the movie in which they were introduced and destroyed, keep introducing secret societies that control the world, keep contradicting things between series and movies. They are marvel movies, but the MCU died with endgame. Because any movie you introduce time travel as a mechanism to resolve the plot, is a bad movie.

@FeatherRanching

6 ай бұрын

Seriously, why does ANYBODY care if the Skrull survive? They were the underdogs (allegedly) in cpt marvel, but in secret wars, they'd kidnapped millions, illegally seized control of numerous governments, and got caught mid-genocide. These aliens are a blight on the universe. Cpt Marvel owes the Kree an apology for thwarting their noble effort to eradicate the evil skrull!

As a woman i appreciate your piece condemning the practice of "this will be great becus muh gender". I'm beyond sick of being stained by association.

@Tyarrk

6 ай бұрын

stay strong, sister! when Disney eventually falls, better times will come.

@Melina_Evarblume_Seelie

6 ай бұрын

​@@Tyarrk I doubt Disney itself will ever fall, but the MCU and most products from Disney have been recently.

@Tyarrk

6 ай бұрын

@@Melina_Evarblume_Seelie yeah, i know. Realistically the best we can hope for is that they learn from their failure, though that chance is slim.

@Melina_Evarblume_Seelie

6 ай бұрын

@@Tyarrk Hopefully

@dimiturtabakov1108

6 ай бұрын

My all time favorite sitcom is Yes Minister (no disrespect to The Thick Of It.) There was an episode where the government wanted to introduce a quota for women in the civil service and a female civil servant had this to say about it: "I'm not pleased with being a part of a 25% quota. Women are *not* inferior beings and I don't enjoy being patronized." That was in 1982... And here we are, 41 years later, still struggling with the concept that creatures with agency and dignity have no use for condescending pandering. It's kinda sad, really.

I love how the eternals has been forgotten as it should

@TheLittlePlatoon

6 ай бұрын

I could be wrong, but I think the only MCU property since that’s acknowledged its existence has been She-Hulk.

I used to write fanfic, and it was terrible, but if I ever had to write a fight sequence around the idea of "3 different people on opposite ends of the galaxy who switch places whenever one of them uses their powers," I would rip my hair out making sure every time someone uses their power they would actually switch places. I don't know how the writers for this show would so bold facedly have that concept and then have the gall to write" this person used their power. They don't switch with anyone." Why even have this stupid concept then

Speaking of Wanda: "She almost took down Thanos on her own. Nobody else came close." "Oh, I'd say Captain Marvel came close." Was that fight televised? How does this mook even know who Captain Marvel is? Did he, then NOT see Captain Marvel get punched into space? Wouldn't you say that THOR came pretty close.

@TheLittlePlatoon

6 ай бұрын

Yeah, there’s a tonne of problems with character knowledge in the late MCU. You *could* probably minimise it if you assume/explain that authorities got extensive debriefs etc from those involved, but even that small amount of effort seems to be beyond them.

@EclipsingTNT

6 ай бұрын

Scott Lang's podcast.

@user-ff6dl9zr7u

5 ай бұрын

Thor is a man and therefore he can't be close. When actually Thor with Thor force from the comics is like 10 times more powerful than both of them.

@bruh-po6fz

3 ай бұрын

@@user-ff6dl9zr7utells you everything about the direction when they made the strongest person fat and a comedic relief character and made Wanda and captain marvel fuck up thanos which makes sense but fck Thor was ruined

Fell asleep watching this, thinking it'd only be an hour long. Kept waking up from Marvel fever dreams. Lost half my weight in sweat. Thank you.

@TheLittlePlatoon

6 ай бұрын

I bring the nightmares.

@Tyarrk

6 ай бұрын

let me guess, your nightmare was more entertaining than this movie?!

@MediumRareOpinions

6 ай бұрын

@@Tyarrk it probably had fewer plot holes

@bevrosity

6 ай бұрын

dude same lmao

"Who's excited for Madam Webb?" Me. I'm excited. It's getting done by the same folks who did Morbius, but, they added a woman to the creative team this time. It's gonna be a great litmus test.

@TheLittlePlatoon

6 ай бұрын

We can probably meme this into the theatres three or four times.

@zawarudo1041

5 ай бұрын

i would stay away from any group that would go out of their way to call themselves "folks"

@Nokaret

4 ай бұрын

And we got so much more than we could have asked for 😂

@Maladjester

2 ай бұрын

Here we are a few months later and Madam Web was everything we could have hoped for.

Superman is one of my favorite heroes. His best stories are when his he called upon to physically defeat the baddy it’s when he challenged, morally or on what it means to be “human” or a hero. One of my favorite Superman works is “What’s so funny about Truth, Justice and the American Way?” by Joe Kelly. There is also a DCAU movie that’s a very faithful adaption called “Superman vs the Elite.” The premise of the story is a new superhero team appears, the titular Elite, who are modeled off the Authority or Watchmen style superheroes. They are brutal, ruthless and more than willing to kill. They also very much seek to have the support of the people which raises Superman’s dilemma. He could stop them, but does he have the right? Are he and his style of heroism out of date, has time passed him by? If the people want these heroes, what does that say about everything he’s fought for and believed in? It’s a fantastic comic book and movie and I’d highly recommend it

@cosmictreason2242

6 ай бұрын

No. Man bad. Consume product and get excited for next product

I think that if Sisyphus was offered the choice between rolling the boulder and watching "The Marvels", he'd walk up to Hades and tell him, "Yeah...can I have my boulder back?"

@jonathan39272

6 ай бұрын

Losing weight and gaining muscle pushing a boulder>>>>>>>> losing your mind watching the Marvels on repeat forever

@shadowking9739

6 ай бұрын

@@jonathan39272Hell yeah. At least pushing a boulder is a simple task as opposed to hair-pulling, mind-numbing torment.

I love the inclusion of The Don’s backstory. Everyone needs to know the truth. #justiceforthedon

@TheLittlePlatoon

6 ай бұрын

Don Stop Me Noooooow

@HypK799

6 ай бұрын

It's always darkest before the Don.

@Ceyx000

6 ай бұрын

Don Stop Believing!

@sonoftheemperor5685

6 ай бұрын

#justiceforthedon

@1977dclinton

6 ай бұрын

Don but not forgotten

She can kickstart a STAR. Did they see the most common criticism of "she is OP and it feels unearned" and went 180 from that, making her the most powerful entity known in the universe. She has enough power and endurance to survive flying into a star, get the fusion reaction going again and fly out. Gravity, heat, all sorts of radiation means NOTHING to her. She can do the same with a planet and tear it up from inside on a WHIM. How the in seven hells do fights not end in one punch, or even better, one glare. Do the writers realize what they have done? Why even ask, no they don't, they either don't care or have the understanding of the world on the level of a six year old or a 30yo Californian who thinks you can land on the Sun at night, because then it's not that hot.

@crizman7032

6 ай бұрын

And to think, there's TWO of them. Along with the Skrull lady with Cap. Marvel's powers, a clash between the two would probably nuke a whole solar system or three.

If the Kree homeworld has been trash, and the empire essentially destroyed, for 30 years then why are they talked about as a healthy, vibrant, possibly dangerous superpower in the first Guardians movie?

@felipemontero1087

5 ай бұрын

Almost as like the Marvel diversity hire writers put no fucking effort

Carol not only attacks Don without any real provocation, she also wantonly destroys other people's property just to show off her power to Fury. And never even says "sorry" to the owner. Who knows what kind of financial situation that bar owner was before, that might have put him into red for that month.

@TheLittlePlatoon

6 ай бұрын

I hear he went bankrupt and ended up on the streets addicted to fentanyl.

@jroggs85

6 ай бұрын

For what it's worth (not much, because someone clearly thought it was good enough for the bonus content), Carol attacking The Don was a deleted scene. In the actual film, Carol just steals the bike while The Don is shopping or something. (Carol remains a massive cunt either way.)

@savioblanc

6 ай бұрын

​@@TheLittlePlatoondamn, she George Floyd' him

@adamlauer1096

6 ай бұрын

Thats The Don to you, hes such a nice guy je probably wouldn't mind though tbh

@iamthewizardwhoknocks2845

6 ай бұрын

​@@savioblanc😅

1:52:15 A lot of people brought up this point since the first movie. She’s so shoehorned in this universe that not only do they need plot contrivances to accommodate her powers but they can’t even explain where she was for 30 years without making her look bad.

@TheLittlePlatoon

6 ай бұрын

The “I was away helping other planets” thing was probably the best they *could* have done. Which is really saying something, since it’s terrible. But they managed to make it even worse.

@katanabluejay

6 ай бұрын

I read that as "She's so shoeonhead in this universe ..." I need to touch grass

@Chao-Feng

6 ай бұрын

​@@TheLittlePlatoon I feel like The Marvels missed a huge opportunity by not retconning that one line in particular. Maybe they could have had a dramatic scene where Carol reveals to Monica that she was actually in the midst of trying and failing to hunt some intergalactic threat for the past 30 years (like Galactus or the Phoenix Force or something, except not stated outright, but just teased). They could maybe introduce a flaw this way, like perhaps during her desperate chase, she came to the realization that she is not as invincible as she believed. Therefore that line in Endgame could retroactively be changed from a lazy throwaway explanation to her projecting a facade, because she believed she needed to be seen as invincible, even though she failed. This flaw could have Developed as a reaction to having been constantly put down by the Kree when she lived with them. It could have retconned the reason for her disappearance, given her a flaw, provided a bonding moment for the Marvels and teased a future threat for either the Fantastic Four or X-Men.

@blackscorpionstinger

6 ай бұрын

@@Chao-Fengthat is too farfetched because these people are not that smart

@cheetah219

6 ай бұрын

And then the way they expanded on that is by showing how she nearly wiped out an entire planet who now seeks vengeance. This was the most puzzling part since the "villain" is literally a hero trying to save her planet. I'm still at a loss as to how this was the best plot they could come up with

I had a good giggle when 49min or so into a 5.5 hour video you stated "it's a short film alright. I've got to fill the time somehow."

@TheLittlePlatoon

6 ай бұрын

I did indeed find ways to fill the time!

3:18:45 this scene right here is considered acting i know theres a cat blocking most of the shot but she is literally just reading off her script while staring off into the void. This is the moment she realizes the villain has been targeting all the people she cares about, you would think she would have more of a reaction.

@TheLittlePlatoon

6 ай бұрын

And Brie Larson *can* act, too. I have no idea why she’s so awful in this role. Maybe she thinks she’s above it.

@Willowy13

6 ай бұрын

@@TheLittlePlatoon Let's not forget that both Marvel movies had inexperienced directors. Case in point Thor. He was handled so well in Infinity War (and then we had THAT Endgame Thor).

Wow, the entire sun dimmed and She-Hulk STILL couldn't be bothered to quickly hop into the universe that writes the stories and change it.

@TheLittlePlatoon

6 ай бұрын

My god, that show.

@BiggieTrismegistus

6 ай бұрын

I guess it's like the comics: she can only break the fourth wall in her own book/show.

@chazzitz-wh4ly

6 ай бұрын

She/Hulk completely breaks the entire MCU. She is the singular most powerful being in the world with the power to interact with an entity outside her own universe and dimension whose very power alters her reality’s past, present, and future, and all she did was whine and ask to get laid again. Un-fucking-believable.

@scottski02

6 ай бұрын

​@chazzitz-wh4ly At least we're spared the horror of a second season. *I hope*

So Carol could've restarted the sun for 30 years but let people suffer because of something she's responsible for...WTF is wrong with the writers? ALSO...she is so strong all she has to do to solve everything is tell Rambeaux and Kamala to go to their rooms and not use their powers and she'll fix everything in seconds....this is horrible.

@TheLittlePlatoon

6 ай бұрын

That’s actually a good point I didn’t consider. If the other two weren’t involved, Carol would likely have solved the problem much more quickly.

@erichammer5502

6 ай бұрын

@@TheLittlePlatoonwell, maybe not Carol, but someone other than Captain Dark Triad might have done so. :D

@Marshkoon

6 ай бұрын

Because she doesn’t even understand her own damn powers ffs

@Marshkoon

6 ай бұрын

⁠@@TheLittlePlatoonshe literally made a kree steal, an atmosphere, water and sun just because she didn’t think to help fix the shit she caused lmao Carol has not done one task to completion since her powers were unrestricted. Nor does she even understand her own power decades later just walks around thinking she’s the best just because she says so lol

@joshmatlock1020

6 ай бұрын

@@Marshkoon then that brings up how did Monica know she could and still doesn't explain why she doesn't just push the other two to the side and take care of it herself. She could stand toe to toe with Thanos, while he had a majority of the infinity stones and takes down entire capitol ships by herself. This antagonist would be a non-issue for her to take down in seconds. The writing is just awful and makes no sense.

As someone who saw the Marvels, exclusively for cringe purposes, the water world scenes was beyond my wildest expectations. Absolute perfection.👌

These screenwriters and showrunners think that merely sketching things out and letting CGI dazzle people is a good days work. It's just Entertainment, so it doesn't have to make sense. I encounter them in my work which is outside of Hollywood. And they are a pestilence.

@TheLittlePlatoon

6 ай бұрын

It’s especially clear when you compare it to something like Godzilla Minus One, that lacked the budget for dazzling CGI and compensated for it with character writing. I’d not be at all surprised if a hard budget cap actually improved the MCU.

The Little Platoon really challenging Mauler out here I love it

@TheLittlePlatoon

6 ай бұрын

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, as they say.

@MariaIsabellaZNN

6 ай бұрын

I've never liked Mauler at all but I do love this, so I don't know if the comparison holds up. Sorry.

@sita9071

6 ай бұрын

I was just about to say the same thing.

@williamemerson3249

6 ай бұрын

@@MariaIsabellaZNN just out of curiosity what's your grievance with Mauler?

@adididavidi6185

6 ай бұрын

I see what you're doing there trying to make mauler do a 12 hour video

I have the displeasure of watching the Ms Marvel show, and I point out the same thing about Kamala's obsession with Captain Marvel. In the comics, it makes sense because Carol Danvers have been superhero-ing for a long time, but in the MCU, we barely see her do any superhero stuff that's worth someone being obsessive over. It's funny that The Amazing Spider-man 2 bothered to show Spider-man saving Max (Electro) which makes him obsessed over Spidey, but this show could not even bother to LOL...

@TheLittlePlatoon

6 ай бұрын

Hell, I think even Hawkeye establishes a similar link between Kate Bishop and Clint. It takes all of one scene to establish.

Carol is like Homelander except the writers actually see her as the good guy somehow...

@kenjifox4264

6 ай бұрын

Lol that’s an excellent comparison. Carol is the MCU’s Homelander. Pretty much true.

@felipemontero1087

5 ай бұрын

@@kenjifox4264except Homelander is an amazing character, is wonderfully acted, and has saved more people than Carol ever has

@clodolcmidnights837

4 ай бұрын

Blonde: check Red and blue outfit: check Superman minus kryptonite: check Terrible people: check Originally from comics: check (we don’t talk about the comic version of the boys) Probably eats babies: check Yep, sounds like homelander to me

@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access

3 ай бұрын

@@felipemontero1087 Not only that, *Carol has unalived more people than he has* *Imagine having a body count higher than fucking HOMELANDER*

"She pierced a hole in Space-time"... Do any of the writters know that exists, and is called a singularity or more frequently a black hole ? How do you "fix" a black hole ?

Writers and actors endlessly throwing around the term "Empowerment" is a not so subtle way of telling on themselves that their ideas stink and their identity is a shield that causes endless amounts of self consciousness in the writers and actors who hide behind it. Tokenism used to be frowned upon, now it is a requirement for these absolute hacks. I came for a syrup tongued massacre and my expectations were exceeded in a artful and funny way. Well done, Platoon. 👏

@TheLittlePlatoon

6 ай бұрын

Thank you very much!

@tulipalll

6 ай бұрын

a syrup tongued massacre. I will be adding that to my personal dialogue options XD Love it!

The ideal of putting Carol in a zero sum scenario to give her a problem that her powers can't solve, is also laughable because she doesn't care. She doesn't have a moral compass and is completely cold towards pretty much everyone. Loss just rolls off her like water on a ducks back so I can't see the writers being able to give her an important decision that will make her actually care about something.

@TheLittlePlatoon

6 ай бұрын

That’s a good point. It’s difficult to present a moral dilemma to someone who doesn’t have morals.

@austinbaker8042

6 ай бұрын

She's actually so much like a murder hobo DnD character. The DM tries to give them narrative stakes and loss, and they shrug and say "can I loot the body or not?" all they care about is being strong and getting stronger. That's so funny

@Confused_surprise

6 ай бұрын

At the end of the first movie she was destroying a whole fleet of kree spaceship, knowing full well she was slaughtering thousands of soldiers she used to fight alongside with only 3 days ago. But hey, she's a hero ! So she is smiling and cheering while ripping them like a psycho.

@mrdropkicker1

6 ай бұрын

She’s like if Master Shake had superpowers. The only real unit of value she understands is personal benefit…

@cosmictreason2242

6 ай бұрын

@@Confused_surpriseconsequence of identity morality

Tony Stark and Steve Rogers worked as leaders with conflicting ideals, but neither of them were evil. They also respected and learned from each other. Carol doesn't even blink at the thought of murdering countless people, and the writers think she's a leader? She respects no one and learns nothing from her actions. Beautiful video. Marvelous, even.

I'm sure someone mentioned it already but a variant of Dr. Strange killed 2 universes by causing an incursion. That version if the Avengers executed him. When a super hero does a lot of damage in the name of good? Death. When they do it cuz they are upset? Hugs. 🖤

@WhiteManOnCampus

4 ай бұрын

The difference is that Carol has vagina, so she can’t be in the wrong.

You could say it’s a complete “cat”astrophe. Because of the Flerkens. Like Goose. Who scratched Fury’s eye and ruined that subplot for all time.

@dannyknightblade4592

6 ай бұрын

It's terrible how Marvel emasculated Nick Fury. I imagined Nick Fury lost his eye in an epic fight with someone who betrayed him- not having his eye scratched out by some space cat!

@Based_Gigachad_001

6 ай бұрын

​@@dannyknightblade4592 Everything needs to be a joke.

@dannyknightblade4592

6 ай бұрын

@@Based_Gigachad_001 I wish Marvel would just let serious moments stay serious instead of turning everything into a joke.

@chazzitz-wh4ly

6 ай бұрын

That guy Nick Fury alluded to be betrayed by therefore giving him trust issues was actually a cat alien. Expectations: subverted.

@chloeforman

6 ай бұрын

On the plus side Halle Berry is no longer the star of the worst Cat related movie ever made.

I love how they completely shot themselves in the foot with an (admittedly promising) switcheroo mechanic that above anything else requires meticulous script planning... and then proceeded to wring it through typical MCU rewrites/reshoots shitter rendering it pointless. It's like watching an aging magician who promises he'll show you a cool magic trick and then forgets completely what he was doing and leaves to make himself some soup.

Lets all take a moment to appreciate how this swap mechanic would have been perfect to keep god from using some of her abilities to nerf her and they just didnt care

@Maladjester

2 ай бұрын

With the exception of Kamala almost dying once, switching was a minor annoyance rather than a problem. Would have thrown a pretty big wrench in the works if Danvers went to throw a huge blast, got switched, and blew up a city block instead. She could have been busy off-screen for a few minutes fixing that. Meanwhile the other two would have had to deal with the threat, which would have been an actual threat to them. Of course, this assumes Danvers would even care enough to stop and try to fix some of the carnage she just caused, which is a dubious proposition.

4:35:52 I think the funniest part of this mess is realizing the swap mechanic could be cut out, leading to everything making 80% more sense. Kamala is still chased for the bangle and Carol would have far more time to reconcile her bullsh*t with Rambo, along with her galactic warcrimes. Cutting this one thing out and just having the plot with the Succbot 3000 and the Darth Bland would actually create space to address her motives and Carol's destruction of Hala.

Bless the Platoon, Mauler, Drinker, and all who make the reviews more entertaining than the entertainment medium themselves.

@ccdecker

6 ай бұрын

Do not forget the first, Plinkett, blessed be his name.

@gadraven405

5 ай бұрын

So I can practice my english (~still wobbly) in an entertaining way ~from Brittany, France

@zawarudo1041

5 ай бұрын

i would add Despot of Antrim too

You forgot to add that the switching gimmick could've been used as a nerf to Carol if it was consistent. The villian could've forced them to split up by attacking at different places and they would've had to learn and grow as a team so that they could use their powers to stop her even though each use would switch them. That would've been a cool movie...

@TheLittlePlatoon

6 ай бұрын

Oh yeah, to be sure, there were creative ways to deploy that mechanic. Unfortunately that requires that the creators are, y’know, creative.

Ah yes, Captain Marvel, the film where the conflict was about letting loose your bottled up emotions, as portrayed by a woman whose only two emotions are smug superiority and cold unfeeling belligerence.

The analogy about the MCU being the worst case of explosive diarrhea was absolutely revolting.... And fitting. Thank you.

Just shows how bad Secret Invasion was that by the end of the series you understand and agree why most of the universe hunt down the Skrulls to the point of extinction. Look at what one skrull did just because a guy broke a promise to a little boy; he tried to commit genocide against a species that was willing to try to find them a home.

@yagamifire7861

6 ай бұрын

The Kree hate the Skrull and hate Carol. ....how are they bad guys again?

@felipemontero1087

5 ай бұрын

@@yagamifire7861funny how the one other Kree villian, Ronan, was working with Thanos, was against the rest of the Kree, was a genocidal zelot, and was opposed to the Kree. So the Kree are the good guys But the MSheU forgot about that

@indiajohnson

3 ай бұрын

​@@felipemontero1087 Ronan was with Thanos committing atrocities because he didn't like that his government signed a "peace treaty" with the Nova Empire and Thanos promised him that he would destroy Xandar for him if he got him the orb (which contained the Power Stone). It's in Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 1. Also on another note, as far as I'm concerned, both the Kree and the Skulls are as bad as each other. There's no clear good guys when you've been fighting a war(s) for a thousand years or so.

You even included The Don! That's just wonderful, don't let the history of The Don fade away

@TheLittlePlatoon

6 ай бұрын

Don but not forgotten.

@tulipalll

6 ай бұрын

@@TheLittlePlatoon 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Also remember that the space station isn't just sitting up there. It's flying in orbit of earth faster than speed of sound.... it would've splat pasted kamala...

“But hey, sexism is only an explanation when the ladies want it To be” - the platoon - 2023 This fucking sent me lmao

"They are using kittens as zip files, guys." Thank you, Platoon. Keep up the excellent work. And yes, it's clear you put more effort into this review than the movie did in being a movie.

@NoName-eq9md

6 ай бұрын

that caught me off guard so hard lmao

Best line in the review and I had to stop and write something "For the first time in my life I am on the same side as Conservative Muslims, not sure I am comfortable with that..." Almost chocked on what I was drinking, the line was gold.

@boobah5643

6 ай бұрын

The cognitive dissonance inspired on American college campuses by broadsheets proclaiming that "Islam is right about women" was fun to see. No explanation about what muslims believe about women was necessary (or included) but whoever distributed them was, of course, "racist.' Never you mind that neither 'muslim' nor 'woman' is a race.

For someone who doesn’t like to be called the annihilator, captain marvel sure seems ok with attempting to do something that, if successful, will annihilate the entire universe

The one thing I don't get about Captain Marvel is, how did she get more juice off one accidental whiff of a single Infinity Stone than Thanos got from owning all six? If that little puff of energy makes you Superman, shouldn't six of the thing that produced it make you....like....six Supermans? Or more? I realize I'm asking a logical question in a universe with magic rocks, indestructible green rage monsters, and talking trees, but this bugs me.

@denizen53

6 ай бұрын

What's makes it worse is that is Tesseract energy. That kills you in the first Captain America movie. It doesn't give you superpowers. It's so she doesn't have to get her powers from a strong male character like she did in the comics.

@thefilthyrhombus3856

6 ай бұрын

No, no, it's a perfectly reasonable question. Just because a book/movie etc. has a fantastical element doesn't mean it now gets to flush all logical consistency down the toilet. It just means that said fantastical element must now conform to a logical consistency in its given universe. A prime example of this is "Teleporting Gandalf." In Lord of the Rings the wizard Gandalf can utilize all kinds of magic, but one magical ability he does not have is teleportation. Gandalf has to travel the same way a non magical person would. If Gandalf could teleport the plot of both The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings would be completely negated. If a prequel to The Hobbit was written and Gandalf can use teleportation then by the end of the story something has to happen that makes it impossible for Gandalf to teleport ever again. Otherwise the plot to The Hobbit and LotR now have a universe breaking logical inconsistency. If Gandalf could teleport why would he not do so when it was absolutely crucial that he do it? Therefor the only logical answer is Gandalf can't teleport. The unfortunate answer to your question is very simple yet very frustrating: bad writing. Carol not being wrecked by Thanos is just one of the universe breaking logical inconsistencies in Endgame. If Thanos can easily take on the Hulk with just two Infinity Stones, and Thor (whom Stan Lee is on record as saying is the most powerful hero in Marvel, and who defeated Thanos with all five stones in the last movie) with none, then he absolutely should have decimated Carol Danvers. Unfortunately the writers didn't care about logical consistency and were only concerned with trying to make their ridiculous shoehorned in Wonder Woman wannabe show how much more higher, further, faster she was than her puny male counterparts that they broke the universe for the fifth time in the same damn film. Sorry for the long reply, I wanted to be thorough and if you've read this far, I thank you.

@andresanguianozuniga6798

4 ай бұрын

Well...at least in the comics they show You even GODS couldn't fight Thanos with the gauntlet. Nerfing sometimes suck.

@StarWarsomania

2 ай бұрын

One might, perhaps, assume that Carol has had 30 years to hone her skills and discover the intricacies of her power, whereas Thanos literally just put the gauntlet on hours or even minutes beforehand. It’s like putting those caricatures of tiny old martial arts guys up against the beefy protagonist who’s like “I don’t want to hurt you” and the sensei just says “you won’t”. If I were being handed such a conundrum in a script to iron out, I’d have established that Carol routinely couldn’t control her powers early on, she could not aim them, she hurt herself regularly, and maybe even hurt or killed someone close to her by not having control over her powers. When we see her again 30 years later, we learn that she’s spent that time learning how to control her powers, experimenting, and imply that she’s learned to “think laterally” around problems. When we see her in battle later in the movie, we don’t just see her being a StrongMan tanking hits, she’s kinda using her powers the way the sorcerers in Infinity War/Endgame did, in a “lateral thinking” kind of way. When she 1v1’s Thanos, you can see that even though Thanos is now ridiculously OP, he suffers the same problem Carol did when she first got her superpowers, and can’t really control what he’s doing completely. This gives her an edge, particularly since she understands intrinsically how “infinity powers” work. She can’t match him for raw power, but that raw power isn’t as useful as he thinks it is. This would secondarily explain why she’s been completely unreachable and uninterested in the goings-on of the universe - she’s purposely isolated herself from any contact with the rest of the universe until she got her unpredictable powers under control, after realizing how dangerous she was. And also nicely explains why she hasn’t aged in 30 years either. Of course, the writers couldn’t be arsed to spend the 20 minutes I did working around this problem they made for themselves.

I enjoy Little Platoon so much that I will listen to a 5 and a half hour breakdown of a movie I will probably never see. An hour and a half in, I stand by my choice, and would recommend this choice to a friend.

@TheLittlePlatoon

6 ай бұрын

Please do!

@mercynamikoye9084

6 ай бұрын

me too

@Gyrfalcon312

6 ай бұрын

I'm gonna tell some work friends about this one, later when I clock in.

@mercynamikoye9084

6 ай бұрын

@Gyrfalcon312 I watched the whole thing start to finish. All 5 hours. Its worth it in my opinion

@Gyrfalcon312

6 ай бұрын

@@mercynamikoye9084 Nice! I did the same thing, had this on... playing Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion with that volume turned low so I can still hear Platoon. Great evening, it turned out to be.

Holy shit, only 43 minutes into this and I just thought " what if Monica's mother got sick I'm assuming from cancer, seems to be the common illness. From going to space because her daughter guilt her into going".

@TheLittlePlatoon

6 ай бұрын

Damn it, that’s a good point! She says “the cancer’s back” meaning she *had* cancer before. God knows when. But generally, you don’t wanna be going into space if you’re trying to avoid cancer. It’s not a good idea.

@Ramsey276one

6 ай бұрын

They keep making everything WORSE XD

@haku8135

6 ай бұрын

It's so fucking stupid everyone in this universe is dying of CANCER. They have ACTUAL MAGIC, really advanced nano technology, WAKANDA, and apparently mail order super powers. But they just CAN'T fix cancer. Compared to what they've already done, cancer should be as easily cured as AIDS in the multiverse travel episode of Family Guy. There should be a NyQuil Cold, Flu and Cancer.

@jacquelineking5783

Ай бұрын

In Monica's defense she was a kid in the Captain Marvel movie. Her mother was the person who chose to listen to a kid and risk cancer coming back.

@bondagedangel

Ай бұрын

@@jacquelineking5783 doesn't change the fact that she guilt her into going. And if they ever thought of going down that route and had competent writers. They could tell a good story and make her more fleshed out of a character.

Can we talk about how super creepy it is that Carol cares *SO MUCH* about what her friend's kid thinks about her that she abandoned the earth because she doesn't want for the kid to see her as a disappointment?!

@jacquelineking5783

Ай бұрын

It really doesn't work. She barely ever knew the kid and Monica barely ever knew Marvel.

Platoon, it’s been a wild year. I appreciate you very much, my friend. As you know, I loathe advertising, but your ad in this video was so well written I found myself skipping back to listen to it several times! I hope that 2024 brings you even more success and thank you for a great 2023. I hope that I can call you friend as well as entertainer. Best wishes.

@TheLittlePlatoon

6 ай бұрын

Thank you very much! I figure, if I’m going to ask people to sit through them, the least I can do is try to make them entertaining. God knows what 2024 will bring. But I’m sure we’ll have fun taking it all apart, whatever it is.

This whole situation reminds me of Futurerama's "A Leela of her Own" where Leela was one of the worst Blurns Ball Players but she was praised JUST for being a woman in the sport... Until another woman, who was actually good, came along. They're so busy patting themselves on the back for THE FIRST of anything that they don't care about the quality of their work. We know there's great female heroes in the MCU (Black Widow before the agenda) but they want these characters to be up front and the public doesn't accept them. Go figure 🤷🏿‍♂

@chazzitz-wh4ly

6 ай бұрын

“The first” thing became really stupid when listening to sportscasts and statistics. So many sportscasters want to fluff up bad players so much they’ll slap “the first” or give them some stupid stat like “most fourth quarter comebacks during the playoffs on a cold winter evening”. I stopped taking sports seriously because they stopped taking it seriously. Also it was a wake up moment to realize stats are easily manipulated.

@Lobsterwithinternet

6 ай бұрын

@@chazzitz-wh4lyAnd the worst part about them is that, most of the time, they're not the first ones to do it!

@DonVigaDeFierro

6 ай бұрын

The truth is, there were no movies before The Marvels. The Marvels is the first movie ever.

@tommyhatcher3399

6 ай бұрын

First Female President will destroy the world so don't worry about it.

@absolutechaos13

6 ай бұрын

@@chazzitz-wh4ly "40% of statistics are made up." - a quote in my 5th grade day planner.

I find it very indicative of the character writing in this film that when I was listening to this without visuals and you said "captain nothing burger" like 3 characters came to mind and when i went back to check it was none of those 3 and was instead a character i didn't know 😂

@TheLittlePlatoon

6 ай бұрын

They’re all interchangeable at this point!

Not only they transformed a normal human fighter jet into a space shuttle overnight in the first movie, but they did it primarily with the help of Norax, an apparently extremely valuable Scrull technician they then left behind as a failed distraction to be slayed by Jude Law, thus giving him he information he wouldnt have gotten otherwise had they all left together.

I watched a 5+ hour review/critique of a film I haven't, nor will ever, seen and I don't regret it at all.

Hold on.. and I'm in NO WAY defending any of "The Marvels" plot. However, the 30 years wouldn't have actually been 30 years to Carol. She was traveling at light speed. Shure, she didn't get far, but to Carol it would have been significantly less then 30 years since she'd seen Monica. No, I don't think the writers even understand the significance OF light speed for either or, at this point, ANY of the existing Marvel writing teams going back 10 years.

@TheLittlePlatoon

6 ай бұрын

Hell no. They just forgot that was the plot point in the first film. Otherwise, I agree!

@nicholi1120

6 ай бұрын

That doesn't explain any of Endgame, of course. Why have we not even heard about their miraculous interstellar communications? In Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. they atleast used signal lag when they were just going into low orbit, but they're having facetime from one solar system to another? How? Did the Cree or the Scrulls give us interstellar coms? IF(and no I'm not expecting any explaniation) they've given us even a little of their technology, the Earth WOULD be the center of a new black hole. ANY governent that got ahold of alien technology would not be able to resist poking and prodding it till they hit the wrong thing and the Earth would be gone@@TheLittlePlatoon

@BiggieTrismegistus

6 ай бұрын

The laws of physics in the MCU are obviously so radically different from ours that I see no reason to assume time dilation exists there.

@boobah5643

6 ай бұрын

@@nicholi1120 Nitpickery: the Cree are a native american nation; the Kree are Marvel's alien race.

@Seomus

6 ай бұрын

The writers don't understand Science. They treat light speed as FTL. I mean at light speed, its about 4 years to our nearest star.

I only feel sorry for Ms Marvel’s actress. You could tell she wanted to be part of something special but unfortunately missed the better arcs.

@Jetsetradio

6 ай бұрын

Bless her, she really was trying her heart out. She's the only small part of the dumpster fire of this year that I'll give a pass to. Mind you, I soundly don't think her series has anything to offer me, but I won't hold that against her.

@jimmy22334

6 ай бұрын

Yeah I hope she got paid well and goes on to do better projects. She's a good actress, just got stuck with a shit movie written by morons

@LaloSalamancaGaming69

6 ай бұрын

She was annoying as fuck tbh

@jayw3512

6 ай бұрын

Perhaps…but my gosh…Ms. Marvel (Kamala) is unbearably annoying!

@alchemystudiosink1894

6 ай бұрын

That is what happens with so many of of these diversity inclusions. They are put onto a flaming shit pile from writers, directors and other staff to be the new meat shield to take the slings of arrows as people realize its a shit pile but may not be the best at constructing their thoughts. Not everyone can go little platoon.

How do the writers think stars work? Do they think they’re just on fire?

All your references to the Don put a smile on my face

@TheLittlePlatoon

6 ай бұрын

And he is smiling knowing that you are smiling.

I can't believe that I didn't connect the plots of the villains of this film and Space Balls. Well done.

It is pretty amazing to see the result of hiring people because of what they are, rather than because of what they can do. Its shocking how bad it really is. regular people arent invested enough to find out which projects are well written and which are being torpedoed by talentless diversity hires. So they’ll just stop watching all together. If hollywood doesn’t figure this out, the entire industry will be dead in 5 years. Games youtube and tiktok will completely replace movies as a medium. As an artform.

@randylahey8207

6 ай бұрын

I think movie making will simply move away from California mostly for good. It's too expensive, too risky with diminishing returns. Hollywood started in the first place because they were sick of the East Coast monopoly and went out West to make the kind of movies THEY wanted to. We're already witnessing the same idea in a modern form. Except instead of a limited number of people having access to recording media, pretty much everyone does. This is a death march...

@M0butu

6 ай бұрын

1. It will go bankrupt in 1 year, not 5. 2. Godzilla -1 shows the future of cinema.

@JoshuaKevinPerry

6 ай бұрын

Gaming surpassed film long ago, and if you consider YT, Twitch, it was even quicker than you thought

@Ramsey276one

6 ай бұрын

It's not meritocracy to expect the minimum requirements for a job to be hired to do said job. *IT IS BASIC COMMON SENSE.*

@OneDapperFrog

6 ай бұрын

No, movies will stay around, but Hollywood won't. Godzilla -1 may be the first of many foreign films that go big in the US.

The best way to "nerf" captain marvel is to put her up against a villain that is much smarter than her, one that can out-plan her strengths. Someone that can harm the people she cares about and force her to watch it, but not be nearby for her to punch into oblivion. That's how you can write a compelling captain marvel movie with the current "character".

2:25:58 she was so bad that Platoon grew a third arm to facepalm more effectively

Still mad Carol got the solo movie before Black Widow. I wish that movie was back in phase 1-2 so Natasha could’ve gotten the glory she deserved especially because of her sacrifice. She deserved better.

@cosmictreason2242

6 ай бұрын

But not the movie they made with her

@asain3586

6 ай бұрын

​@@cosmictreason2242 Obviously, The story with Taskmaster is cringe and stupid. Tbf they probably do that becuz they promised that Black Widow is coming. Still stupid story though

@savioblanc

6 ай бұрын

The same Marvel fans that were pilloried by the media for being "sexist" for not liking Captain Marvel , were literally begging for a Black Widow movie for half a decade

Wait, CM wiped out Hala 30 years ago in-universe? How has this not undermined Guardians? The Kree has just fought a war and Ronan is going terrorist over Xander at least a decade AFTER their empire was supposedly wiped out?

@Tyarrk

6 ай бұрын

yes, you paid more attention then the writers of this movie. Welcome to phase 5.

@Ramsey276one

6 ай бұрын

O M G XD They just keep making everything *WORSE!*

@Ramsey276one

6 ай бұрын

​@@Tyarrk*TERMINAL*

@haku8135

6 ай бұрын

I'm still trying to find out how blowing up a computer broke their water, their air, and their STAR. I'm also trying to figure out why they didn't decide to just LEAVE and colonize a NEW planet.

@kaelkirkby9191

6 ай бұрын

@@haku8135 To quote Ice Age 2: "I was born in this hole and I'll die in this hole."

I swear, platoon is becoming more and more uncensored and unhinged. Just a brilliant, honest critic. One of the best I've ever seen. With every criticism, he brings genuine facts and concerns that support said criticisms.

Everyone with a functioning brain knew it was doomed

I just realized that the Marvels was the last time Coulson was seen in the movies. He was a much better character when we knew nothing about him.

Ok, my favourite line in this video is "Even Bree Larson appeared unsure whether she would ever get another opportunity to flaunt her washboard-flat ass in a superhero costume .. ". Zing!

@crazyralph6386

6 ай бұрын

Haha, but she does her own stunts don’t you know??? Needed a body double for her a55 shots 😂

In that interview "fight" between Chris Hemsworth and Brie Larson, I always imagine him just saying "Well, people actually like Thor Oidinson, sooooo..."

Captain Marvel was the first clear sign that MCU was beginning to not really care about meaningless stuff like continuity or script quality.

Everybody says that the Marvels is a bad film, but it's a great piece of Lovecraftian media. It is an unspeakable creation that drives its viewers to madness.

@huntertaylor367

6 ай бұрын

Ia! Ia! Strong whamen fhtagn!

@georgetrevor2621

6 ай бұрын

Gotta make a new page on scp, hang on

Ever since Halo 2, I've been mildly obsessed with Space Elevators. It's such a cool concept, creating a whole "dock" for spacecraft without the need for exoatmospheric vehicles to ferry cargo, supplies and resources. After The Marvels, I like space elevators just a little bit less.

@TheLittlePlatoon

6 ай бұрын

They are indeed a fascinating concept. Though they lose out to mass drivers, imo, because it’s much harder to fly a plane into a mass driver.

@Laneous14

6 ай бұрын

@@TheLittlePlatoon So you're worried about cultural enrichment and diversity affecting Space Elevators?

@guythat779

6 ай бұрын

​@@TheLittlePlatoonas an arab, dw there's always a way And planes can't get through reinforced concrete much less whatever a space elevator would have to use to support its own weight and the orbital forces

The Marvels basically tried to rip off the plot of Space Balls and failed miserably.

If nothing else, they gave us the amazing new meme.. *"Black Girl Magic!"*

Trust me: this movie shouldn't *want* Secret Invasion to exist. It makes it so that most thinking people would look at any inconvenience to the Kree or Skrulls and go "Good!". Our poor poor sympathetic genocidal heavy handed metaphor aliens.

@chazzitz-wh4ly

6 ай бұрын

I thought Secret Invasion happened AFTER the Marvels. Whatever order it is in, The Marvels and Secret Invasion just make no sense in continuity to each other.

@RangerRobin0404

6 ай бұрын

@@chazzitz-wh4ly You get two Wonderful choices. If it's before the movie, it makes the Skrulls even less sympathetic. If it happens after the movie, it means the help the Skrulls got was undone just to piss all over Nick Fury.

@angrytheclown801

6 ай бұрын

The skrulls were one reason I hated Captain Marvel. Because unlike its script writers, I knew what the skrulls were and letting them hide on earth was always a horrible choice. Such a crap movie

@circle1552

6 ай бұрын

@@chazzitz-wh4ly Exactly. What I didn't get is when the Skrul refugee planet is destroyed and Captain Marvel contacts Valkirye, she takes the rest of the Skruls to New Asgard. But literally a few months ago, in Secret Invasion, the US President declared Skruls as a hostile threat. The USA in the MCU knows about New Asgard, don't they? So what happens when the US figures out that New Asgard has Skruls? Doesn't that put the Skruls in even more danger as there's now a nation that openly hates them and calls them a threat? I don't get when The Marvels takes place. Is it before Secret Invasion or after?

@boobah5643

6 ай бұрын

@@circle1552 The obvious answer is that whoever wrote the required end-state documents Just Didn't Care enough to bother including the state of the Skrulls for the 'writers' of _Secret Invasion._ That, or the MCU's continuity people somehow never noticed that people might actually act without a named character doing something on camera.

“Blacker girl magic”- Lil Platoon 2023

Woke up, pressed play, heard the utterance "slam the clam", continued a chuckle started last night. Great work good Sir.

As a Norwegian, I'm always happy to see my country repped in any medium, and while this point is less to do with the movie The Marvels, I *was* sad to hear that what supposed to pass as New Asgard, Tønsberg, Norway in End Game was in fact *not* Tønsberg, Norway. It wasn't *anywhere,* Norway. Not the only reason the Avengers saga ended with Infinity War for me, but there you go.

Between Mauler and Platoon I feel more than satisfied with my need for snarky British TV and movie criticism. Long live the long men!

@kyanrinel5898

6 ай бұрын

Mauler had been under-cut by a new competitor that he put in the map via EFAP. When mauler only does 1-2 videos a year you can’t help but wonder who is going to step up.

RE: Khamala being obsessed with Danvers and so on in general rubs me the wrong way. It would be like hearing that someone is a Star Wars fan and their favourite character is Nien Nunb. You know Nien Nunb - the famous Star Wars character that was a part of the pinnacle fight in Episode 6? You know, the guy that destroyed Death Star 2 (since Lando was obviously the pilot, so Nien would have to be the gunner that fired the torpedo that blew up Death Star 2! He's like the Luke Skywalker of Episode 6!). The one character nobody ever mentions or acknowledges? Yeah, "she is REALLY into Nien Nunb" is how comparable Captain Marvel fandom would be in MCU based on how much she appeared in that universe...

@blackieblack

6 ай бұрын

The little Mexican guy that sat next to Lando?

@AJadedLizard

6 ай бұрын

To be fair, Kamala's fixation on Danvers is directly translated from the comics (where she's had like five or six different failed solo series). *It's not well translated into the MCU* but that's largely because Kamala Khan is significantly more popular than Carol Danvers is (which says quite a lot about Carol Danvers, because a very specific portion of the fandom hates Khan). It's sort of like Venom in his standalone Sony movies; Sony had to work *really* hard to justify some of the Spidey aspects of Venom in a world without Spidey. Marvel just...didn't really do that.

@chazzitz-wh4ly

6 ай бұрын

Had a Mexican friend who was growing a beard that looked just like that guy. I didn’t even know he had a name, I just called him “Lando’s alien co-pilot during the second Death Star assault”.

6 ай бұрын

Only thing Captain Marvel is known for, for me is Rogue draining her of all her powers and putting her into a coma before she comes back later and is killed.

@AJadedLizard

6 ай бұрын

@ I remember her for Civil War II and how much she *sucked* in Ultimate Marvel.

How is this video over 3x the length of the movie BUT STILL FEEL SHORTER

You know, I don't think that's how stars work. I don't think they can just "go out" as it were. When stars die it is usually a very long and violent process that takes out the entire system with it.

@endlessstrata6988

6 ай бұрын

Marvel writes have no notion on how unbelievably massive a star is. It's hard even for a normal human to understand the scale, imagine one of those imbeciles trying to do it.

I'm curious what the Kree tried to do during the Civil War that put the sun in that condition. That just seems like poor planning on the combined leadership.

@TheLittlePlatoon

6 ай бұрын

Oh, I have no idea. Why the hell would one side in a civil war try to wipe out the sun?!

@jacksonrussell4630

6 ай бұрын

@@TheLittlePlatoon as you have often said, writing is hard.

@darthgamer9861

6 ай бұрын

@@TheLittlePlatoonperhaps the sun died of cringe?

@Willowy13

6 ай бұрын

The Kree empire was alive, well and powerful in Agents of Shield. Since both Nick and Sif appeared in it is canon to me. There was an episode on season 2 with Sif and a Kree. Later, a whole season of the show was about the Kree empire. This movie makes no sense at all.

@thefilthyrhombus3856

6 ай бұрын

​@@Willowy13 Not to mention that in 2014 the Kree just ended a war with Xandar which caused Ronin the Accuser go all jihad on Xandar. How were the Kree able to do that if they were either a) in the midst of a civil war that had been raging for 9 years or b) in the aftermath of said war with a ruined home world and an empire in shambles? Also in either case wouldn't Ronin be far more occupied with conquering the Kree uniting them, and rebuilding the empire instead of annihilating Xandar? I swear to god Marvel's take on world building/interconnectivity post 2017 is like eating a sandwich and then two hours later eating an ingredient you meant to put on the sandwich but didn't. That's not how you eat a fucking sandwich!

RIP to The Don, you were too good for this benighted world.

@TheLittlePlatoon

6 ай бұрын

Don with the wind.

I have the week off. I will watch this in depth, probably twice, with beer and nachos. Happy new year.

@TheLittlePlatoon

6 ай бұрын

Happy new year!