4 years later, and still a masterpiece

we can be all honest that,we’re come here just to see him eating because is so satisfying

@jacobackley3210

Жыл бұрын

No

@blocplayz8002

Жыл бұрын

No lol

@alphonsecarlylleolbes1613

Жыл бұрын

Nope No Yes'nt

@darkblack12

Жыл бұрын

No

@darkblack12

Жыл бұрын

Nay Nåo Nein Negative No Nah Definetly not Absolutely not Yesn't

OMG I FOUND IT my childhood yes omg I used to watch this everyday for like 2 month and then it randomly disappeared and now I FINALLY found it omgggggggg😭😭

@user-rd2ui1kr9t

Ай бұрын

SAME

@JustMeNothingElse1010

27 күн бұрын

SAMEEEEEEEEEEEEE

@Jesselife2024

23 күн бұрын

SAMEE

@ElixirOfSpace

18 күн бұрын

SAMEEEEE

@timsuckgeography6860

17 күн бұрын

I just text “lunch machine” and got me CHILDHOOD BACK!!!

That asparagus crossbow was insane. Many nations have been destroyed by the almighty crossbow, but Joseph took it like a pro. Mad respect

@saeadborji1464

Ай бұрын

With Joe's new invention nobody dies from starvation anymore.

Ok I’ve watched this about 10 times that’s how creative it is.

Bro is mr bean

@Cofezinhos

Ай бұрын

YEAH!

This is both Hard work and Laziness at the same time.

@P4r4gu4y0

2 жыл бұрын

1:00 2:00

@ieungeggcats

2 жыл бұрын

.

@anitaohagan9528

2 жыл бұрын

True tho

@not-so-standardprofilepic1887

2 жыл бұрын

Like when you don’t wanna get outta bed to turn the lights off so you go through hassle castle and spend 6 days on Amazon prime to buy a crossbow and then another week to perfect your aim just to hit the light switch.

@froggman66

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh you just described my life, I make things harder and spend more work on things, so I can do other things with less effort

I'm constantly impressed by your ability to accomplish very complex motions, only by using household objects, and basic woodworking/machining. That's not even to mention the absolutely crazy ideas you have. I could never imagine coming up with the idea of having a hot dog on a rope swing, or an asparagus bow & arrow. But not only do you come up with those ideas, you actually execute them, and you somehow pull it off as well. I'd love to hear what kind of ideas you actually do turn down because of how crazy they are. I would give so much to be able to be your apprentice, even for one project, just to learn from the master!

@lohitgaming3334

9 ай бұрын

,

These videos are the definition of efficiency. Definitely worth building these 10/10 would recommend

@hetalparmar1721

3 жыл бұрын

Lf. See1 rtt

@hetalparmar1721

3 жыл бұрын

Ta

Genius personified Joseph, I can imagine you weren't hungry for hot dogs, asparagus, etc. after that video. Wonderfully creative you are. I'm always so excited when one of your videos pops into my IN box. Thank you, wish I could meet the genius behind the clever machines. You''re my hero

@JosephsMachines

5 жыл бұрын

I never want to eat asparagus again. Thanks for the comment!

@getin3949

5 жыл бұрын

Joseph's Machines That's too bad, its my favorite vegetable. I could possibly get tired of Brussel sprouts though. Funny guy you are.

@kamelbelmiloud8011

5 жыл бұрын

Bonjour, 6e, mais il faut que tu me n de 9e édition par la suite.

@kubadabrowski1373

5 жыл бұрын

Lek,,ojjkjnuuj

That was awesome, Joseph! This is almost like what I would dream of making a machine like this when I'm having lunch as a kid!

I like how he says ahhh at the perfect timing to the song drop

My heart is overjoyed by you and your wonderful work. You make the ultimate machine - happiness in others.

@charveelordson2950

5 жыл бұрын

It is a nice idea to have good

It's been a long time and your machine is still working excellently

Finally after decades I found it again.

@Geometry-15

9 ай бұрын

Bro it took me so long to fine this video

@mooeh2393

9 ай бұрын

It's been four year since it was uploaded

I love it, your inventions impress me so much, your fan 🥇🥇 You are number one inventor for lazy people.

1:30 the ahh was timed perfectly

@quynguyenkim4843

3 жыл бұрын

Jfhidnihrije

@sandwichbanana7366

3 жыл бұрын

@@quynguyenkim4843 Shut The lights off

Holy cow, dude, the asparagus crossbow killed me. These videos are so funny, man, keep up the good work. 😍

@carmenkasho840

5 жыл бұрын

I wrote that

Kiwi has inspired to make my own contraptions keep up the good work Jiwi!

I remember watching this a lot as a kid

IS IT JUST ME OR THIS IS THE MOST UNDERRATED CHANNEL IN ALL OF KZread THANK YOU GUYS SOOOO MUCH for 135 LIKES

@Minecraftrok999

5 жыл бұрын

> 500.000 subscribers > Underrated channel Pick one.

@vionasequeira8091

5 жыл бұрын

8

@indahsiegrist4757

5 жыл бұрын

@@Minecraftrok999 sprichst du deutsch

@indahsiegrist4757

5 жыл бұрын

@@Minecraftrok999 sprichst du deutsch

@mamahanibaby9588

5 жыл бұрын

Viona Sequeira Dstser Pap

I always love how risky and creative your machines are. Keep up the amazing work

@DanB-sh3wt

5 жыл бұрын

Me Me Big Boy

@rai3r

5 жыл бұрын

hiihi

@kuningatar

5 жыл бұрын

moi

@aplloboy6938

5 жыл бұрын

yes

@alexso820

5 жыл бұрын

These machines are called rube goldsburg machine

you are an absolute legend my favourite video you made so far

Watched this video few years ago, loved it now watching again cuz it ended up at my for you page

love all of your work so much! incredibly creativity and engineering. bravo! gonna show it to my art students.

@user-lv7ws9zi1f

3 жыл бұрын

♥️♥️♥️♥️😍😎💪

Oh my gosh! I watched this probably 4 years ago when i was 6 years old and i finnaly re discovered this video this is so nostalgic!!!

I saw this video and the one that had a cake in the thumbnail and have been LOOKING for it for years now and finally found them.The joyyy

That is so awesome man I ♥️ it !

He was on a Japanese show I watch every Saturday he’s amazing

1:24 my favorite russian music

0:42 play it in 0.25x speed and hes barely eating the hotdog imao

@annieannavoskanyan

Жыл бұрын

So what

@ahyoungkim935

Жыл бұрын

@@annieannavoskanyan So consider all of the eating parts fake 🤷‍♂️

@squarohedron0664

11 ай бұрын

but he does eat the hotdog a few seconds later

This is just brutal because I used to do that and it was amazing:D please try at home if you want don't mess up :D

Finally my favourite youtuber has uploaded a video..!!

@JosephsMachines

5 жыл бұрын

Sorry it's been a while! But from now on I will be uploading a new machine every month.

@ramanpoddar077

5 жыл бұрын

@@JosephsMachines So happy to hear that Sir..!!

@7b3n15

5 жыл бұрын

Joseph's Machines YAY

@AndrewHudak

5 жыл бұрын

Hope you don't get bored, and won't have a lack of motivation :D

@souravkumar1736

5 жыл бұрын

Joseph is back!!!

The soup blooper was what I expected to happen XD

@danielschechter8130

2 жыл бұрын

Me too. For sure!

I love how creative you are keep up the best😆 😁😁

finally man.... its been pretty long time but yeah these efforts took time you deserve much more :* keep it up

1:29 perfect timing

This was brilliant. Brings back memories of Mickey and Donald and their contraptions.

Why the H would anyone dislike this?? This is a masterpiece!

@realwhigmaster

4 жыл бұрын

Probably those who freaked out at 1:03.

Wow, time flies when I'm watching your video. It's magical. I'm so happy. I'm so lucky to be able to see your video.❤❤❤

@user-tu1mw2bd5w

4 жыл бұрын

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

@mariadelmarrualestriana9356

4 жыл бұрын

todos en español o sólo yo😁😁

These videos are very effective. Surely the construction value will reach 10/10

I can't imagine how much work went into this

It’s so satisfying to hear the sounds

:D Amazing! Good job your work👍🏻 You can also make another one: The Breakfast Feeder

@itsjade791

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe you are right 🤔

In the thumbnail it looked like Jospeh was going to eat a tennis ball

This is both everyone’s childhood and the most best asmr vid

I'm lucky to finally watch more of Joseph's machines cause of quarantine

@user-li6vr9fm1e

3 жыл бұрын

สปสสกากวาปาป

THIS IS MIND BLOND

wow ur a expert i love this my fav is the diner feeder and lunch feeder

Wow ! This was the first video I watched and it is amazing!😊

This is my favourite video on this channel

i cant stop watching this

Thank you, Inventor Joseph!

1:09 something is train drink 😁😁😁

This man is legend

At 1:03 I could’ve choked on the asparagus

@random.comedy1997

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry I stole this comment

@Ink.-Sans

3 жыл бұрын

You are a roblox player!?!?!?!?!?

@hamzaalshimari8680

3 жыл бұрын

@@random.comedy1997 😘😘🤑🤑🤑

This was a very good and very interesting at the same time. They do it so well and that took like so long

Who doesn't think this is fake like this is so good and smart to built this stuff you are the best the best

Guy: “Get me the First Aid Kit now!!” Joseph: “I have a machine for that.”

@hiraebad1885

3 жыл бұрын

Suuuei

@raquelbileski4216

3 жыл бұрын

Futfviajgyex

@user-ws7cc9ke7h

3 жыл бұрын

@@raquelbileski4216 шьрниинг8ощрозощ

@user-ws7cc9ke7h

3 жыл бұрын

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@veenarana5

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-ws7cc9ke7h 工爪 ちㄗモ丹Ｋ工れム 尺∪ちち工丹れ!

Such an entertaining video! You are so creative, Joseph! Love it 😍

He just make his day harder, look, he built a working machine instead of getting a food himself

@PutinGovermentRU

3 жыл бұрын

Well that is just boring making a machine is fun and you can do stuff

@PutinGovermentRU

3 жыл бұрын

Its a way to burn time if you have a lot of time and don't have anything to do with all that time

@PutinGovermentRU

3 жыл бұрын

And its fun to watch

It's so nostalgic

0:06 he got tape in his lunch 😂😂😂😂😂 from UK

@zombibit4485

3 жыл бұрын

Lunch tape

The food makes me drool 🤤

@trashz1908

4 жыл бұрын

Me tooooo🤤🤤

No ones gonna talk about how realistic that machine was it was amazing

Me 14 comes back to this video after 4ish years

Este canal es de los mejores que he mirado en mi vida,pero eso si nada supera al canal de carreras de canicas nada supera a las canicas.

I like this machine thank you Joseph!

Thanks for sharing such a great video.

This is making me hungry 😋

@360101

2 жыл бұрын

Same

This is really good in the art of machines.

1:03 that must’ve hurt

@teresafuller4965

3 жыл бұрын

Yes 10%

@teresafuller4965

3 жыл бұрын

*100%*

This is one of my favorite machine videos so far. Hope to see these kinds of creative scens at movie theather again. 🎬

Обожаю подобные видео! 😍

It’s so satisfying

My science teacher showed this to us in class and now I’m *BONKERS* for your videos lol

@kavarfayaq5137

Жыл бұрын

😈,Nam Arwen

this continues to be my fav video

Great video mini Jo! This is such a useful contraption!!!!!1!1!1!1!1

I loved watching this when i was 9

@T.E.Cdocmain

2 жыл бұрын

How old are u now

You had enough time to make this but you didn't have enough time to just make a lunchbox

@christopherlawrence6815

2 жыл бұрын

Because that would’ve been a terrible video

@Quackovertothelemonadestand

Жыл бұрын

Because he is Joseph.

@Ba6e5a

Жыл бұрын

Boi?😐

You are brilliant my friend! Love from Greece

@Memer-gc9cq

3 жыл бұрын

Ε λοιπόν είναι αλήθεια ότι;ν λένε πως οι Έλληνες είναι παντου

I found this in the deepest hole of my childhood

You are so creative! How do you have time for all of this?? So many... Subscribed

@hungbach8002

5 жыл бұрын

vlv

@arenanador5697

5 жыл бұрын

Llkm👛💰💳

@arenanador5697

5 жыл бұрын

👒👗👖🎈🎈🎂

I wish we had that lunch feeder in real life that would be awesome

the sounds are sooooooooo satisfiging

5 years ago and still a masterpiece 😢

plot twist: when the camera didn’t face him he stared at the asparagus and added typing effects

@emphaticjam4381

3 жыл бұрын

Quick question: what is asparagus?

@marlenecajueiro3896

3 жыл бұрын

Oi tutu bem

@BebBetch

2 жыл бұрын

@@emphaticjam4381 the thing that shot into his mouth

That was really impressive but i was constantly thinking about how you are gonna clean all that mess after the video ends

@bubblecats5261

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't think of that... but now that i do...I'm never gonna build one myself XD

Everybody gangsta until he accidentally swallows the red ball

Wow you supper creative and smart to design out this.

I like how Joseph just opened his lunch box and tape came out of it

@Le_F1she

4 жыл бұрын

He eats tape for lunch

@jj_judah365

4 жыл бұрын

Delicious.

@jj_judah365

4 жыл бұрын

Thossaphon Bandasak sorry, I don’t speak noodles

@oddconstantine

3 жыл бұрын

200TH LIKE

@wellingtonamorim1849

3 жыл бұрын

Fffusydfbtxhateauajrgyb

Thinking about doing a breakfast one? You’ve done lunch and dinner and might as well finish off the series with breakfast :)

@bakedbean12

4 жыл бұрын

There already is

@bluestickman5716

4 жыл бұрын

ROBUK

@ajanabuqaj2441

4 жыл бұрын

@@bluestickman5716 7th dudzfhrzzf❤️

@ajanabuqaj2441

4 жыл бұрын

❤️

@Cavin96

4 жыл бұрын

there is no breakfast feeder yet

I like this.

Joeseph is the person I wanna grow up to be like why?: he spends hours on a silly little contraption for a 2 minute video, and it blows up so basically: i just wanna be as dedicated as he is

This is amazing

It's year 1920 all over again! Just 100 years later!

@aminabch3625

3 жыл бұрын

نلاخعيطفغهبخغكبغلغخجبغهي حك النباتات التي تحتاج إلى تحسين الاداء ، قتلني على حساب في البنك المركزي اليمني على كل غلى فى مصر. صباح الخير واش صبحت مليح بالملح والفلفل الأسود. الحمد حتى ترضى ولك الشكر كله و راه يبان على

@aminabch3625

3 жыл бұрын

😂😠🏆👖👒👗👗👖👗👗👗👗👖👖👖👖👖👖👖👖👖👖👗👗👗👗👗👗👗👖👒👑👟👡👠⌚👑💰🎃🎄

wow this machine is amazing

Design, implementation, testing, and acting all by yourself? Not just impressive contraptions and creative ideas, but also full of personality.

@darkentity5443

7 ай бұрын

He even recorded it himself with a mind controlled robot drone

Omg its really cool

Привет из России, мы тоже смотрим твои видео, всегда круто когда не мешает языковой барьер