More Coast=More Sea Raiders More Sea Raiders=More drinking skulls and nice heads on shoulders *I see this as an absolute win!*

@MurlocMan21

4 жыл бұрын

Dats a nyss hedd u av on ur shoulderr

@luketheunlucky7632

4 жыл бұрын

@@MurlocMan21 Tuday d Gods il dicide ur fate

@velterkratz9557

4 жыл бұрын

@@luketheunlucky7632 lez talkin',mor reidin'

@sirfluffybunnyvii6329

4 жыл бұрын

I V'll drink from yer sckull!

What if you wanted to conquer but the Danes said " Tales of your misdeeds are known from Ireland to Cathay"

@valentinmitterbauer4196

4 жыл бұрын

"May your sky be filled with comets!" Translation: "I hope you get -3 stability for your people being unenlightened idiots."

@velterkratz9557

4 жыл бұрын

@@valentinmitterbauer4196 "Did you know that people who had bought EU IV encounter comet event 9% less odten?"

@darthrevan9499

4 жыл бұрын

Respect for Revan

@stoutyyyy

3 жыл бұрын

Valentin Mitterbauer o comet, devil’s kith and kin!

This guy sounds like he is having genuine fun

You should call the video “building the Atlantic wall 1000 years earlier”

Nobody not a soul: Koifish: he he he

Oh boi

Fins are reliable punching bags? I don't think the soviets would agree with that.

@khorps4756

4 жыл бұрын

technically true though, the point of a punching bag is that you can punch it with all your might for a very long time and it will never die, it's for practice after you've politically purged your military

@maximthompson

4 жыл бұрын

niet Name I am Russian and I can confirm that this definitely did not not happen and that we will never speak of this again

@joshuaredwan7606

4 жыл бұрын

Everyone's Gangsta till the punching bag starts punching back

"we were going to take the long coast together, you were going to say "Sigurd why did you take the long coast", aaaghh" - King Sigurd of Svibjord

Can't wait for the Roman Empire achievement, that is going to be a looooong video.

Norwegians: "We get more coast to settle? Fuck yeah we'll join your kingdom!"

There is a theory that exists today that says that humans have effectively domesticated themselves, becoming more docile with each generation. Then you see this man aggressively forming the kingdom of Sweden before subjugating a massive stretch of coast.

As soon as I get the berserker trait in my games, I usually stop commanding troops, since every battle has like a 90% death chance when you charge in like... well... a berserker.

This is a long shot... but damn it would be cool to see you and Spiffin Brit co-lab!

@reallyFrogman

4 жыл бұрын

100 stat man vs King Sigurd Ring

I feel (and this is just a personal thought and a quite random one at that) that there are less memes in general in the last videos and they are not as prominent and "up in the face" as in the past. I like it quite a lot. I personally much more enjoy the commentary and jokes Koifish provides on his own (if that makes sense). He is/ You are quite entertaining doing Videos in this stile. I hope you will get to 100k subs and to many more. Still quite an underrated channel imo.

@Koifish

4 жыл бұрын

I mostly just edit memes in my shitpost style videos :) I have a few prepared for the future :D I want to do both!

@Klanosek

4 жыл бұрын

@@Koifish Those CK2 videos are as good as your typical shitpost videos. I laugh at both of them. Keep up the good work and I hope that you will reah 100k very, very soon!

@OCinneide

4 жыл бұрын

@@Koifish You should implement music more in sync with your jokes, I loved that from the early videos.

I like how you casually glossed over the immortality event, I've literally never seen it without console after almost 100 hours with Reaper's Due

@Scourgeoftengri

3 жыл бұрын

I have seen it 8 times. One time I succeeded. Just be old and close to death. Then choose hunting focus. your council must have above 20. You also have to be good atleast one thing ( stewardship doesn’t count).

17:50 "Hey there, I'm Jarl Klaus and this is Soap on the Stairs!"

Jarl Hjorvardr missed out on his chance to go to Valhalla by staying home and falling down the stairs.... More glory for PERUN!

I like the bit where he says KOM ON YE BAWSTERDS

Hey man, salty sticks are great. they are unwrinkled pretzels.

@math3000

4 жыл бұрын

THE HORROR!

Koifish following the George Foreman method of naming kids. Name them all George like him... even the daughter.

waiting for your ck2 videos is like waiting for a new episode of game of thrones (back in the day when it wasn't a freakshow yet) - love your stuff, dude!

I was just about to finish the slavic union, you're showing me up, man.

HELP! The Avars have fallen, and they can't get up!

@namesareforfriends4552

4 жыл бұрын

They fall almost every time. One time they didn't and they took Saxony. Not for long though. Saxons are a force to be reckoned with! Revolted with 8000 men... when the Avars were weak.

Thank you for this fun vids!! Good luck, good sir!!

First. LOVE UR VIDS I WATCH U SINCE 40K. Greetings from Serbia 🇷🇸🇷🇸👍

I've decovered you recently and i love your narrationYou are completly mad and i love that, continue thoses videos, i'm laughing all long ;)

Aaah yees, after a long shift i come home and see a Koifish notification 😌😌😌 the night is saved!

It’s 7am... just arrived to my workplace. Checked my work and there is nothing yet. Open youtube... first video KOIFISH *plays* Hello everyone! Koifish here! (I jiggled, now I’m happy)

Imagine a video of Koifish vs iSorrowproduction, that would be a clash of titans.

Another great vid Koifish!

"Sigbjörn, you little bastard, aren't you a cute one... Huh"

So you want to tell me that (Bo)koen has conquered the long coast? Bo, who is from Denmark, that doesn't exist, yet he has conquered it in the video? I think that the stone might be lying Koifish...

Love from Hungary. I use your videos for motivation.

I got this achievement during my roman empire run. The only requirement is that you hold the kingdom of Frisia and all of this land. The good old days is harder.

Lmaoo props to you getting the challenge I gave up on it after 3 civil wars.

this achievement is actually way more fun and challenging if you start as a vassal under charlemagne in the region, fighting other vassals and declaring an independence war

that your laugh still kills me

Koifish, if you are going to form Rome as a Norse character, play as Hæsteinn of Retz. You can grab vast swathes of land in two years through the Prepared Invasion mechanic.

“Drain damage”

Koifish, you have the cutest laugh hehehehe :D

Please more vids like these!

I don't know who this is, but he is really enthusiastic about coasts.

Footage from the Kenneth Branaugh movie version of "Henry V"? I see you are a jarl of culture

Will you do the lord of the flies achievement koifish?

More coast more coast more coast MORE COAST!!!

Go JEWISH, Reconquer the Kingdom of Jerusalem and Rebuild the jewish temple of Jerusalem! Shalom my friend!!! PS: Gretings from Brazil.

@redsimonDE

4 жыл бұрын

Oy vey!

@nore5992

4 жыл бұрын

Oy Vey

koifish how do you have less subs than simo its unfair your almost at 100,000 boss. yes viking Frisia master of the coast bane of the saxons and franks ....

Dad when is the next video of the Mountain blade let’s play coming out

Surprised you didn't do it as Halstein of Reit in the viking ages.

Koifish, using your methods I was able to take all of Sweden in 2 years

@radiofreeriver

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks :)

11:40 “I will make it legal!” 👿

Ok fuck it ! Couldn't hold it any longer. I subed, for ODIN

only subscribed for quality ck2 content

More Achievement run!!!!!Pls

I watch all of your ads in their entirety so you can earn more.

@Koifish

4 жыл бұрын

BIG Thanks >:D

@herroberbesserwisser7331

4 жыл бұрын

Great idea so he can finance his war efforts and unite Scandinavia in the real world. Perfect for our king

It could be even longer: Take it from all the way north to the tip of spain! And control the Baltic, thusly your coast will be even longer, and thusly thiccer.

do the empire of the sun achivement

Koifish do an episode on the Irish Celtic empire

AuuuUUhHH hOw DoEs It GeT sOoOoOo lOnG

Next do the achievement What Schism? (Convert both Rome and Constantinople to the same (Indian) religion)

@khorps4756

4 жыл бұрын

koifish will start as kind of sweden and convert to hinduism

@inordicgamer

4 жыл бұрын

@@khorps4756 Yep, the rise of the Jain Svithjod empire.

7ads?! I thought I clicked a koifish video...

we reach peak koifish when he played ck2

Quotes Darth Vader, gets leg chopped off, makes joke about wearing stilts. Stop making accidental prophecies! You MADMAN! 😂

The coast has become the very long boi, but how are he do it?? Watch video find out!

You should play some mods maybe, like After the End. Just come up with your own achievements--like Rust Cultist Emperor of California, or Jewish King of Florida, etc.

That coast is a long boi

your big bad...he gottem

Happy birthdayyyy you are now jarl of saxony

@thescud24

4 жыл бұрын

"ᴮᵘᵗ ᴵ ʷᵃⁿᵗᵉᵈ ᵃⁿ ˣᵇᵒˣ!"

@sanisani6843

4 жыл бұрын

@@thescud24 we have xbox at Irminsul

There once was a dream that was Rome.

Rome Speedrun 😳

ISP koifish collab vid when?

THE LONGEST OATS EVER achievement video when?

I'm trying to get this achievment as well. I have all the counties from Leon to jylland, but it's somehow not complete. I have crisis as my main title. Do i need to have all the duchies?

@detectivepikachu3161

4 жыл бұрын

Frisia* not crisis. Autocorrect.

LONG COOOOOAST!!!

As soon as I saw the title I knew you'd start as sigurd

I had a really fun run for my Frisian Coast game. I was playing as the duke of Holland and killed off my brother the duke of Luxembourg so I had 3 Duchies all to myself within the first 10 years of the game. Hoarded some cash, declared independence from the franks, became king of frisia, culture converted to Frisian because why not and deafeted a massive invasion from the norse who had roughly 20k troops against my 2k. How you may ask? Well the king was a massive retard and led a single "army" of 27 men against my 2000 and got captured. After about 500 years of play I completed the achievement and gave the duchies outside of benelux their independence because I like making puppet/buffer states.

Ålänningar ;)

Why did you not change your succession law as soon as you reformed?

The Frisian coast isnt the only thing that is long >.>

I noticed that Mandalorian music Koi, nerd

oh yea

10:30 I think they exist everywhere we have them in the Netherlands too

@Koifish

4 жыл бұрын

They're really not good :C

@tootpic2259

4 жыл бұрын

@@Koifish Swedish food does have Dutch influences but I don't think salty sticks are a Dutch influence so I'm afraid the entire world has to deal with them

what is that song at 13:11?

Do the british raj koifish

big and thicc coast

@Koifish

4 жыл бұрын

THICC

What's the music at 7:37 and 21:18?

E X P A N D C O A S T

Damn that's a thicc BOI

**Creates kingdom title** **Loses chiefdom level titles after succession.** Excuse me what the f*ck?

for PERUUUUN!

Do 100 stat woman(female,men't) next

@Poledo

4 жыл бұрын

wrong youtuber

Every time you giggle an African child dies.

koifish ler som en ond nisse

I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL

Jak ja to lubię

You should do a collab with The Spiffing Brit.

I well understand your russian english more than a native person

It is the right leg bet

a video with Koifish and TommyKay whould be funny as hell

Killian fish